MIND YOU, HE'S A JEW

 Bruce Willis' mind started to play tricks on him because he never sent me a dime, after all these years; circa 2BC 118.

"I'm not fucking around." Jesus Christ, 7:36 pm, PST today.

Talk about your traditional "pay or play" deal in Hollywood.

You can Google the meaning of it if you don't believe me.

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"The Jews run Hollywood." Marlon Brando

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"If Jesus was a Jew, that means God is a [Hollywood] Jew." Leslie Winn 

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THE SECRET CINEMA

 I still have not heard what was the latest big deal this year at Cannes.

I guess Hitler was right after all about the Jews being so tight lipped and secretive.

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As opposed to "Onword and foreword!" in MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.

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What the fuck! "Democracy is a conspiracy theory." Jesus Christ, 10:52 am, PST, today.

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AM JEW RADIO

 "Most of today's popular personalities on the radio are Jewish." Adolf Hitler

What's next? Joe Biden is going to resurrect the 1990s "fairness doctrine" government fantasy by some exectutive order fiat?

Of course, that would go down like a ton of bricks in 2024.

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PS JOE BIDEN: "The Jews are whisperers." Adolf Hitler

THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING A JEW

 The movie trailer for this one is about how I finally learned to get over the 666 restrictions of my French, Canadian ex-wife; and learned to embrace the concept of fucking more than one woman at a time.

Kind of like Canada's son of Castro. 

"People kill people with guns." Barbara Streisand 

"What's so wrong with that?" Jack Nicholson 

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THE ROYAL JEW

 This week's celebrations of Queen Elizabeth II sitting on the pillar stone of Jacob for 70 years is a testament to Judah's contempt for democracy.

I get it. I AM is not that big on democratic fascism myself.

"Democracy is mob rule." Ayn Rand

Therefore, I can't wait to read the new US CONSTITUTION that today's high society Utah Mormons with haircuts are trying to hide from us.

Not to mention Barack Obama's real birth certificate.

"Posting a forged document on a federal website is a felony." Sheriff Joe.

Not to mention dumping thousands of signed KINKO copy voter ballets into sidewalk drop boxes after midnight.

"The niggers have no concept of day or night." Leslie Winn

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PS KATE HOLMES: The spanking that I AM is about to give you is going to hurt me more than you.

WHEN JEW WAS COOL

 The upcoming blowout election in 3NEPHI 20-21 is what I AM is talking about in my own private Idaho prophecy, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

The one where I arrive on a horse to save the ten virgins wedding from being a complete disaster in the DVD extras.

Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets THE BREAKUP in Lincoln Park, Chicago.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I guess it's only fair if I get to fuck one of your girlfriends, you get to fuck one of my girlfriends.

"Fair is fair." Elizabeth Taylor

"A fuck for a fuck..." Jesus Christ, 2:23 am, PST, today.

See every 1960s si-fi movie where the newly elected American President turns out to be the antichrist in MARK 13 and DANIEL 9, ect.

My favorite one being IN LIKE FLINT.

THE SNEAKY JEW

 THE LINCOLN LAWYER star rolled into town and put down enough cash money at the local bank to pay for all of the families' funeral expenses.

Talk about paying it backwards.

Don't get me wrong now, some of my best friends are rich Jews.

"We all have our burdens to bare." Elizabeth Taylor

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PS JULY RELF: It's now looking like I got screwed out of my rich uncle's inheritance money, and his used sports car to boot.

Plus, they never even gave me a foward mailing address for where your mother is living today.

I'm not accustomed to being treated this way.

Whatever, "The joke is on you baby." Jack Nicholson 

FEEL THE BURN

 The Jews burned America in 2020.

So now it's time to pay for it backwards.

Which is basically the theme that runs throughout the TOP GUN: MAVERICK sequel to the prequel.

That was actually shot 4 years ago, if you can believe it.

Plus, this new TOP GUN has a great physical transfiguration subplot that parallels the older plot.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: You're gonna have to pay through your broken nose if you want to look like you did again in PRACTICAL MAGIC.

"Nothing in this life is free." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS KRISTEN STEWART: How about that 3.3 up from Marblemount, Washington?

Guess I forgot to mention that I will have a couple of my own girlfriends with me to help carry my load.

PS DAN SAVAGE: It's high time for you to get right with God; and start fucking the ladies instead of the gentlemen.

Time is running out, and all that.

2000 JEWS

 FOX NEWS is still hiding the truth from America in 2000 MULES.

Because that would be proof that today's Jews are really and truly the same liars in REVELATION 3.

"And that's not the half of it." Elizabeth Taylor 

"Better half a loaf, than no loaf." Jerry Seinfeld 

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JEW BETTER WATCH IT

 According to the Law of Abraham in 2BC 118, Tom Cruise is now being rewarded for his faithful support of me in TOP GUN: MAVERIC.

Heads up people.

"Blessed is he, who doesn't fuck with me." Jesus Christ

Damn! Hope I can get a piece of that action!

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TOP JEW

 TOP GUN: MAVERICK is all about me of course.

Over the top, some might say.

Such as those who have not been initiated yet into my inner circle of friends in THE PENTAVERATE etc.

Who already know that I AM is not actually Jesus Christ, even though I do play him in the movies.

But you don't know shit from SHINEONLA.

Therefore you are still out of the loop.

Up a creek without a paddle.

Standing there with your thumb up your butt.

"Ok, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I'm still interested in hiking into the twin Jordan lakes with you and your girlfriend this late summer. 

And you won't have to half sex with me either, just as long as I get to watch.

JEW ARE YOU?

 "Who are you?" THE WHO

Just teasing you with one of my many mighty lines from my 120 page DR. EVIL 4 screenplay.

All payed for by Ion Musk of course.

It's all about me of course.

Who else is talking about me these days?

Not you at FOX NEWS.

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HE'S A JEW YOU KNOW

 The Hollywood actor who never has nothing to say about anything has arrived back in his small Texas home town.

Don't expect him to be seen with the town's mayor, who has turned out to be the surprising bright shining light of truth down there.

He's a white man you know.

Whatever, about everything that is happening now in Texas is providential confirmation of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

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THE JEW OF JEWS

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will return in 2024 for the second coming of THE KING OF KINGS in Kent, Washington, King County.

No kidding around this time, FOX NEWS.

"You got it, and there is nothing that you can do about it." Jerry Lewis in THE KING OF COMEDY.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Never forget about what happened when you were acting in TO DIE FOR in Portland, Oregon.

God works in mysterious ways.

PS EMMA WATSON: I still think that it would be a fantastic idea to attend REED COLLEGE to get your masters degree in fly fishing.

PS JULY RELF: Uncle Jim left me around $10,000 cash in his last and final will, plus his used HONDA sports car.

Not seeing any sign of it yet.

SUPER JEW

 "The Jews believe that they are superior to us!" Adolf Hitler 

Maybe smarter and more talented of course, but that's no excuse to behave like a bully.

"He was too big for his britches." Elizabeth Taylor on her ex husband in 1969.

"Big wow!" STAR MAPS

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JEW RAT

 "There are more rats in Paris than people." LAST TANGO IN PARIS

"The Jews are rats!" Adolf Hitler 

No wonder scientists always test their injection theories on white lab rats.

Now that scientic studies are starting to suggest that 40% of the folks who got the no.19 jab have been harmed by it, one way or the other.

Especially the children.

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DAVID LYNCH NOTES: Back in the 90s, Howard Stern always played "I like to kill deer." on his flip phone.

"Once the hunter, now the target." Jack Nicholson

PS EMMA WATSON: Another peaceful home exploded in Pottsville, Penn, just down and over from New Philidelphia on Hwy.209.

HOW TO SCREW LIKE A JEW

 Joe Biden will be in Texas on Jerusalem Day.

In order that the stiff necked Jew will finally get it.

"You screw me, I screw you." Jesus Christ already.

"Enough is enough." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS ION MUSK: You can't have your cake and eat it too, you're either in, or you're out.

Just look what happened to the once great DRUDGE REPORT.

And is now happening to the Jews at FOX NEWS.

PS MAYOR DANA RALPH: Liz Cheney looks like you. 

Rhymes with chains.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Me so horny.

JEW FUCK

 BARTON FINK is about those Jewish mother fuckers in Hollywood who don't listen to talk radio.

And if they do ever so often, just for the shits and giggles, they don't take it seriously.

"Pride always comes before the fall." Elizabeth Taylor 

Think SPINAL TAP meets THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

"Most people don't get satire." Rob Reiner 

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Those 19 kids were killed at ROBB ELEMENTARY because the lying neocon Jews like you and George Bush robbed the election from America in 2020.

Talk about HOLLYWOOD VS AMERICA.

RADIO DAYS NOTES: Now that law and order in America has completely broken down, it's looking like Barack Obama will be running against Donald Trump in 2024.

What a no-brainer, Matthew Perry.

"Everything is black or white today." Truman Capote.

JEW BOY

 "The Jews are children." Adolf Hitler 

Catholicism's other patron saint of children is San Antonio di Padova, who was born in Portugal.

Think San Antonio, Texas.

Where DNA research has shown that half of the population has Jewish sailor roots.

And is a small little sliver of a country on the edge of the sea that reminds one of how small Israel is today.

But back in the day, she was England's main rival for world Empire.

"It's not the size, it's how you use it." Michael Caine in GOLD MEMBER.

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SHOPPER TIPS: Shopping at TRADER JOE'S this morning, I noticed that their toilet paper featured depictions of the GREAT EXPOSITION in London, circa 1851. And so did their miraculously absolvent paper towels.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: All of those innocent school children who were killed in Texas were around the age of baptism for the dead.

PS ION MUSK: I'll give you Charlize Theron, Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts for three big ones.

Throw in Jennifer Anniston for free and we got a movie deal package?

You might as well be fucking something, while you're fucking nothing.

THE UNCIRCUMSIZED JEW

 "Passion is the enemy of precision." ZERO EFFECT

Therefore, when Comey saw a way to overthrow the democratic election in 2016, he jumped in with all fours.

No wonder that another lying 6,666,666 jews are going to have to be sacrificed to the 666 God of Babylon after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 24.

Just for the shits and giggles.

Talk about a second time around witness from London, England coming to help Johnny in court today.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: Are all the guys in Texas as squishy and meally mouthed as you and George Bush?

No wonder BUSH beer is so bland and watered down and tastless.

"I think you can do better than that." Frank N Furter in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

BIBLE NOTES: Those innocent 19 virgins were killed by the killer in confirmation of the prophetic things in REVELATION 19.

In order that the five foolish virgins, like Matthew Machaunghy, might wake up and smell the GOOD MORNING AMERICA coffee in TWIN PEAKS.

PS ION MUSK: Woody Allen still owes me some serious cake. 

Maybe you can lend him enough until the Jews dig themselves out of the hole, 2% interest of course.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD JEWS

 Salvador Romas looks like the psycho killer in NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN in confirmation of El Salvador's President saying that America is being killed by her internal enemies.

Which was confirmed by PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP agreeing that we are facing a civil war.

Like in the last days of 3NEPHI 20-21, when even the children get killed without mercy.

"The Russians are even killing the children." Joe Biden 

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BOOK NOTE: We see how the children suffer from birth defects, due to the food and fare of Babylon on page 79 in LIGHTHOUSEKEEPING.

Not to mention abortion.

YOU GOTTA BE JEW.

 "...but if the light is a lie, everything is lost." LIGHTHOUSEKEEPING, Jeanette Winterson, page 38.

My adopted 9 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio found this little REVELATION 10 book at the free neighborhood book nook, next door to house no.666.

I'm only up to the part where my antihero REV. Babel Dark is taking his bland wife, who has lost her savor in Salty, Scotland, down to the BABYLON THE GREAT world's fair in Hyde Park, London, circa 1851.

Ergo, the novel's old dim lighthouse standing in for THE TOWER OF BABYLON at London's GREAT EXHIBITION.

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BOOK NOTES: My protege picked out LIGHTHOUSEKEEPING for me because she thought the book's winterstorm jacket looked cool.

Then I saw David Lynch's stormy white seas hairdo on Monday's LA weather report.

The official number was '3'.

RUN JEW, RUN!

 The man who died from his CIVID-19 injections at the half REV. 13.1 marathon in Brooklyn was a sign from God that MARATHON MAN was a prophecy.

Not to mention TWO WEEKS NOTICE.

And don't lie like a Jew about him dying from the heat; which was in the low 70s when the jab got finally socked him.

Just like what is happening to so many of today's young and once healthy football players.

Rhymes with soccer in Americano.

"The Jews like to play games." Adolf Hitler 

Which of course is completely true.

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THE CIRCUMCISED JEW

 Joe Biden's first Asia stop was at the cut off penise stump landmark of South Korea.

Where he repleged his support for the 666 god of miracles in REVELATION 13.

As was confirmed by that monster twister in Gaylord, Michigan at the same time.

Home to the infamous jaws of the beast landmark at THE GREEN BAY [cheese] PACKERS stadium; website on Ashland Ave.

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WHAT DO JEW THINK?

 At 5:45 am this morning, Micheal teased me with the question, "What do you think?"

Then later on FOX JEWS, I heard that the Jews at the DOJ have announced a new program to start combating white Christian Republicans who support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

"Exueeze me?" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL JEW OF MYSTERY

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PS ELLEN BARKIN: Johnny Depp was always rummy during his pirate movies period because he is a method actor.

Therefore, "Here's Johnny!" THE SHINING, 2022 

"Fucking cold hearted bitch." Elizabeth Taylor 

JEW TO THE BONE

What the fuck are you Jews talking about?

A man gets a full massage by an attractive woman, but he doesn't get a boner?

"The Jews are all liars." Adolf Hitler

Not true of course, even Ion Musk plans to vote Republican in 2022.

He being the 50% exception that proves the rule.

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PS FOX NEWS: Time to clean house. You can't tell the truth only half of the time and expect the white folks at www.thegatewaypundit.com to believe you all of the time.

"Someone is missing." MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

And that someone is like you, Oliver Stone.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: As always, so looking forward to your G RATED movie reviews on Friday.

Especially now during CANNES.

PS OLIVER STONE: God wants Russia to bomb San Francisco so that you will vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.

NO.2 JEW

 Did you catch that?

Ion Musk just rhymed the no.2 in one of his latest twit.

What's next? Musk is going to get bored with TWITTER, and then make an offer that THE NEW YORK TIMES can't refuse.

"All the Jews care about is money!" Adolf Hitler 

Not true of course, but it sure makes for some interesting conversation. 

You might as well be talking about something, while you're talking about nothing

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PS ION MUSK: I would not give one dime to the Ukrain after what they did to America in 2020.

Live free, or suffer and die from a slow death upon the cross of Jesus.

Howard Stern.

THE DIRTY 51 JEWS

 The reason why the Jews are stonewalling 2000 MULES is because those people are afraid that folks are going to accuse them of being dirty Jews.

Never state the obvious, obviously.

"This is not my first rodeo." AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER 3

Can't wait for no. 4 myself.

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WILL THE REAL JEW PLEASE STAND UP?

 SNATCH is all about yours truly being an insider Jew job in London; who overthrows the Crown of England in D&C 85. 

"Heard any good jokes lately" Pee-wee Herman.

Ergo FOX JEWS is still pushing the fake tits baby milk conspiracy theory.

The one about the FDA shutting down the supply chain without finding any bacteria anywhere in the system.

Not to mention any election fraud worth mentioning in polite society.

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MAY I REMIND JEW?

 Hitler once said that "...the Jews are an interesting people."

 Kind of like some brilliant Jewish scientist examining a newly discovered bat virus in some low budget 1950s si-fi movie.

And then in the second act, the governor has to call in the National Guard to stop the rioting white people.

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WHO ARE JEW?

 "Most Jews are communists." Jerry Lewis

"It's either wholesale or no sale." Warren Beatty 

"85 and still alive." Jim Relf

"I hate the Jew!" Adolf Hitler 

"Some of my best friends are Jews." Woody Allen 

"...it's half Jew to you." Howard Stern 

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I'D JEW IT

 Those two new screenplay offers by Elizbeth Hurley and Miley Cyrus, respectively, is why Ion Musk can't wait to get into the biz with me.

Or like it says in my little book in REVELATION 10, only invest your gold with people who have a proven track record.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

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DID JEW JUST JEW ME?

 No wonder that the Republican Party and the Democrat Party are going to be replaced by the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY on page 66.

Circa 2027.

Better late than never.

The one where the red horse teams up with the white in order to defeat the black horse.

Back in my day, we used to call fentanyl 'horse'.

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WHAT WOULD JEW DO?

 After years of eveybody accusing me of being a sex cult Nazi leader; Michael gave me the brilliant idea that I should just own it.

After all, I am one of the top ham actors in the world, not withstanding my distinct nasal accent that sounds kind of snobby.

"I can turn it on or off, whenever I want to." Elizabeth Taylor 

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ARE JEW A NAZI?

 Ever since Joe Biden announced his upcoming surprise visit with the antichrist in Israel this June, I have been getting warning dreams and ominous signs about it by Team Michael.

Probably involving another quickie confession session stop over with the 1260 years Pope in Rome.

Now that the United States Government is being run mostly by Catholic templars, and all of her spin off masonic temple churches over the centuries.

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JEW TELL ME

 "Are you kidding me." Elizabeth Taylor 

Now Joe Biden is saying that he is no longer going to try to get along with the Republicans.

"Am I missing something here?" Jerry Seinfeld, 1984

"Did I say something?" Mike Myers, 2001

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FOX JEWS

 Still nothing but crickets from FOX NEWS about the 2020 election that was stolen by those 2000 black mules.

Can I get another witness?

How about, Amber Heard is still on the witness stand during the "beasts of the field" fallout in REVELATION 14:20.

Talk about the zero herd effect.

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JEW BE THE JUDGE

 The trial of that lying Jew who looks like Jon Lovitz starts on the same day that Joe Biden will be playing his little games again up in Buffalo.

Ergo, that popular replacement expression by white christian squares, "Are you buffaloing me?"

I would only say, needless to say.

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PS ION MUSK: That wacky Canadian shrink just left TWITTER because he couldn't handle the truth.

Jim Carrey playing you in the upcoming made for tv movie?

Bruce Troxell lighting, writing and directing?

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: My own ancestors immigrated to America via Canada. The Relf line came directly to New Orleans, and built up their wealthy cotton trading business using hundreds of negro slaves.

For example, Sandra Bullock adopted two negro children and then bought a plantation mansion in New Orleans.

The exact same one that Daniel Relf once owned; before he escaped up river to Minnesota. After he was accused of fucking some of his better looking virgin girl slaves.

Talk about having the pick of the litter in the latter days.

Therefore, about 90% of the folks in American whose last name is Relf are blacks.

PS JON LOVITZ: I own a 120 page screenplay with your name on it.

Care to make me an offer?

JEW BELONG TO ME, AND I BELONG TO JEW

 STARBUCKS was playing this classic elevator song last week when a CHARLIE'S PRODUCE truck stopped at the light on Kent's Hwy.516.

In confirmation of those new pics of Megan Fox fucking MACHINE GUN KELLY right before that white guy gunned down all of those black Democrat Party election cheaters in Buffalo.

Who is a tall blond Napoleon Dynamite look alike of course.

This, right after FOX er all started to sweep 2000 MULES under the rug.

So what else is new?

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SUMMER BIBLE CAMP NOTES: What just happened in Buffalo is going to happen a thousand times a day, according to REVELATION 14:20 meets 3 NEPHI 20-21.

That happening after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

And then the Jews accept Jesus Christ as their long awaited messiah.

SHAME ON JEW

 "Did you hear that?.. He said Jew!" Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL

For example "What's Jew pussy cat" Warren Beaty

Or.

"Jew know it." NAPOLEON DYNOMITE 

Rhymes with "I'm with Jew on this one."

Or.

Jew you want to hear a joke?

THE JEW YORK TIMES is run by the Jews.

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PS NANCY: Now what my love?.. Now that's over.

Think BRIDE OF DRACULA meets BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN on their honeymoon in Eastern Europe somewhere in PENNSYLVANIA 6-5000.

PS JOE BIDEN: The empty suit with a haircut is you in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: How can you expect me to fuck you, if you never call me?

I don't suppose that your phone number is exactly listed in the YELLOW PAGES.

2000 BLACK MULES

 "...the time soon cometh that the United States Government will no longer function," 2BC 48:55

"Another slice anyone?" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW 

The Jews at FOX NEWS are censoring 2000 MULES because there are too many shameful black thugs in it.

Just like they censored the facts about Barack Obama's forged birth certificate.

"You can't handle the truth!" Jack Nicholson 

He's half Jewish too you know, was in the Navy, and all that.

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PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: Word to the wise, never play games with a straight shooter like David Lynch.

TOP OF THE PYRAMID

 According to the Word at www.2bc.info, today's Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11 was founded and built up by the same ancient descends of Ham.

Basically, we're talking about all of the light skinned negro characters in every Spike Lee movie.

Talk about judging people by the shade of their skin.

"My experience has been, that most blacks are either really good, or really bad." Former founder of RENT-A-DENT.

"$9 per day, plus insurance." 1981

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PS ST PETER: My blog is a multilevel distribution down line marketing email plan.

Talk about a red hiding behind every bush.

Think AMWAY meets SHAKLEE.

SPICY BUFFALO WINGS AT SPORTS BARS

 The Nax once took me to a bar on the upper east side of Manhattan; where the Buffalo wings were as big as those small chichen legs and thighs at KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

Original recipe of course.

Talk about finger licking good.

The one about when Elizabeth Taylor almost chocked to death when a chicken bone got stuck in her throat.

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PS TOM HANKS: I just want to thank you for letting me be myself, again.

"I eat more chicken than Colonel Sanders." ELVIS PELVIS 

Taped entirely on the new APPLE iPhone.

For example, "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol 

GONE BUFFALO HUNTING

 The mayor of NCY spoke out in support of abortion death at birth on the same Sabbath day that some crazy white man killed all of those 'beasts of the field' in WILD AT HEART.

If you can't believe it, you can check out a picture of him at www.thegatewaypundit.com. 

See every indie film that was ever made in and around Niagra Falls, especially the ones on the Canadian side.

Ergo, all of those 'crazy Canadian' moments on the Michael Medved show back in the 1260s.

Think CHUCKY GETS LUCKY meets CRASH.

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PS KATE HOLMES: You naughty little girl. You should not be getting topped by one of the beasts of the field, especially on the Sabbath.

Never forget, OJ played for the BUFFALO BILLS.

PS SANDY: Saturday morning at 6:26 am, even the devil had to admit that you are one of my 7 wives at 2BC 46.

You do have a history of falling for assholes, jerks and handsome devils.

TACOMA IS THE PORN CAPITAL OF THE WEST COAST.

 This hilarious DVD extra on that Jennifer Aniston DVD about Kingston, Arizona takes place in the [Grays Harbor] Chinese restaurant that yours truly is working at now.

The one about the world of Kent, Washington coming to an end in 2024.

Don't forget, you half to die before you can become born again.

"It's just common sense." Elizabeth Taylor 

So oviously, if you are not one of the 33rd degree illuminati who have been with me from the beginning, none of the above will make a word of sense to you.

"I can't understand a word he's saying." LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL

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PS SALEM: When you get more money from me than you know what to do with, that will be a sign from God that it's time to buy out some of the best red wine vineyards in Walla Walla, Washington.

Drinking bland warm tap water and eating tasteless white WONDER BREAD for the sacrament?.. How boring.

SIDEWAYS 2

 Take a real hard look again at the original SIDEWAYS movie trailer, if you want to find out what happens to the picture's red Scandinavian SAAB in the near future.

Fine red wine being all about DC 58 and REVELATION 14:20, yada yada.

And which begs the ultimate GSR/TWN question, "Are you the illuminati?" 

Tune into the new MICHAEL MEDVED show next week to find out.

POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL

 Last night I dreamed that Jennifer Aniston thinks I'm an asshole.

What else is new? 

"My servants are often alone and on their own..." Jesus Christ talking to you in the pages of the 2BC.

Greg's www. blog

[18,000,000 readers and counting; most of them Jews, queers and niggers; and a few squares too.]

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Now that you are reviving your past 'Conspiracy Day' shows, I'll probably be tuning in more often.

Things were starting to get a bit too bland there [read boring] in the past six years.

Would not hurt either if you could spice things up a little by guest hosting COAST TO COAST MIDNIGHT once in awhile.

Just for the shits and giggles.

PS WOODY ALLEN: I suspect that you are already well into preproduction on your next film. But we're not seeing any leaks about it because the Jews are still trying to secretly stab you in the back.

Or is it the other way around?

ON THE CUTTING EDGE WITH ION MUSK.

 Talk about reality tv news entertainment shows on the Internet.

Read Jim Hoft's latest piece on Ion Musk at www.thegatewaypundit.com 

Yeah baby, more whites, less Jews, Catholics and homos, at your local private club golf course.

Of course, most of the frogs are Catholics, so you can lump them too into the same category.

Not so much the krauts; they can be too mean sometimes, but at least they follow the rules.

Whatever, do they even have golf courses in Russia?

"Nobody cared about the spics and niggers when I was growing up in Denver." Leslie Winn

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The only side effect was that my human turds started to look and smell exactly like dog poo.

PS JASON RANTZ: I tried the 30-10 weight loss plan back in 2019 and it worked exactly as advertised; I lost 30 pounds in 10 days.

PS SIENNA: Most people don't understand that David Lynch's weather reports, etc are taped inside of his underground bomb shelter in GREASE 2.

HOLY SMOKES!

 My protege from Mentor, Ohio has a new girlfriend who turns 9 on June 2.

And she looks exactly like a blond Cameron Diaz did at her age.

What's next?

It's the end of the world as we understand it?

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STOCK TIP: The DOW did 31,730.30, -103.81, -33% on Thursday.

"You need to read between the lines." Michael Douglas

A PENNY FOR YOUR STOCKS

 Now that the rats are jumping the ship at TWITTER...

See every politic poll where the Jews are getting out of NYC and LA while the getting is good, and moving down to either Florida or Texas.

Talk about A MOVEABLE FEAST meets THE SUN ALSO RISES.

Ion Musk.

PS ION MUSK: Ever read that little bitter sweet book in REVELATION 10?  Which is called THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYYLON in the 2BC?

The one about those two rockets of Judah and Ephraim.

TWITTER IS A PENNY STOCK

 Ion Musk must be down on his knees right now thanking Jesus for the FEC giving him a legit reason for selling out short on TWITTER.

"I'm not interested in getting involved with other people's problems." Elizabeth Taylor 

GSR+TWN

 Idaho is generally considered to be a part of the North West region of America.

As in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES, yada yada.

ASSHOLES HAPPEN

 "Always give an asshole a backdoor out." Larry David, yacking about yours truly on CURB.

Which takes us to the eight years of the Jews bullshitting America about white Russian colluding with white Christians in order to steal the election from today's Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

Or as Jesus says in the 2BC, if you keep bugging me, your prayers will eventuality be answered; but not by Him.

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CLIFF NOTES: The French word 'Boise' in 2BC 46:39-42 means evergreen forest trees, or a wilderness of forests, etc.

The one about my GSR/TWN blog on the www.

JOE BIDEN'S SECRET SAUCE

 There is a reason why they don't sell bottles of 57 HEINZ steak sauce at TRADER JOE'S.

Which was just confirmed by traiter Joe's secret plans to sup with the antichrist in Israel this June.

"Works for me." Jesus Christ, 9:27 pm, PST.

"You don't have a movie if you don't have an antagonist." Tad Danieleski.

I would only ad, even if your little low budget film is just some tragic relationship comedy that didn't work out as expected for both of you.

"I made a mistake when I married you." My ex wife via Nancy, France, circa 1987.

You can say that again.

Sandra Bullock.

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PS CARA: Every time that some man kills his wife and all of his children, you should think about me living in some shit hole up in King County, Washington.

"I'm not accustomed to being treated this way." Leslie Winn, 1969

Julia Roberts.

FEED MY SHEEP

 Like in "Feed the tree." in the MONTANA movie trailer.

Whereas, last night I dreamed that St. Peter told me that our dead father said to him that I AM is an example of everything that you don't want to be in this life, circa 2BC 46.

The dream's setting happening while we were cleaning out the house of our dead grandmother after she died back in the late 80s.

Then I saw uncle Jim, who is now dead and long gone of course.

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PS BONGINO: Loving your new five foolish smart virgins takes.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Albert Einstein 

PS FOX NEWS: Don't think for a second that America's white christians don't notice all of those unflattering pix of your web site's conservative commentators.

Sorry about the double negatives.

SIDEBAR NOTE: Somehow, someway, the mutual worlds of Joe Biden and Mitt Romney are going to come to an end after the 42 months scenario in the OCEANS 11 movie trailer.

BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD

 Ever been to a GREATFULL DEAD revival concert in some rural cow pasture?

Where half of the crowd smells like they haven't had a bath in weeks.

Oh yeah, too much magic love bus for me.

Never been there, never done that myself.

GSR/TWN

PS SIENNA MILLER: Last June I dreamed that you were doing a sexy strip tease act at that ex-patriot night club in KILL CRUISE. While softly singing some tune about "...JACK DANIELS in June..." I know, sounds kind of stupid; but in my vivid dream it was pretty hot stuff.

PS ALISON DEETZ: You once looked exactly like my blond girlfriend who helped me escape from 666 prison in King County, Kent, Washington.

WALL STREET TRAILER

 "Something big is going down."  WALL STREET

You can say that again.

Spoken by by the half Jewish Hollywood actor who loses half of his stock assets, shortly after betting on Joe Biden to win in 2020 Las Vegas.

Talk about the 50/50 ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

After Joe Biden goes big or goes home because of his 50% inflation rate in order to stop PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting reinstated on TWITTER.

No wonder that Ion Musk is starting to wonder if TWITTER is a dog with fleas.

"I guess I'm not worth it anymore." Uma Therman

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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: I'm putting my good money on Steve Miller, after seeing how much bad money Neil Young sank into that whole Canadian covid fiasco.

Take the money and run baby.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: You are going to get a telephone call from Jesus tonight, PST.

"I'm only doing movie roles that really interest me these days." Elizabeth Taylor 

STEVE MILLER VS. NEIL YOUNG

 According to the dueling movie trailers for THE PENTAVERATE, it's a battle of the bands film between left wing and right wing rock stars.

Back in the day when things were not so polite at THE NEW YORK TIMES and THE SEATTLE TIMES, yada yada.

Not to mention THE STRANGER VS. THE SEATTLE WEEKLY.

"Passion is the enemy of precision." ZERO EFFECT

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Now is the time to put down another 10k on Donald Trump to win in 2024 at 80 to 1.

Rhymes with won.

Of course, I get my usual 10% skim in protection money off the top, circa 2BC 46.

CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS IS THE LEAKY VESSEL.

Rhymes with Julia Roberts meets Julia Relf in Kirkland, Washington at your local COSTCO box store warehouse.

 Trust me on this one, I know a thing or two about leaky vessels.

Johnny Depp having role played yours truly in all of his prophetic BLACK PEARL type pirated election movies.

Not to mention his big physical transfiguration movie debut in CRY BABY, written and directed by John Waters.

Hat tip to www.wnd.com, circa 2001.

GSR/TWN

PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Yeah I know already, abortion is a Nazi medicine abomination. 

Therefore if your daughter gets pregnant before age 15, by some horny Jewish stranger on Capital Hill in Seattle, she must be stoned to death in the Pike Place public square.

PS ION MUSK: Time for you guys to repent or die from thirst and starvation.

"Have it your way." BURGE KING

I CAN'T DRIVE 55 ON I-5.

 This was the prophetic 1970s slogan of today's truckers who support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.

Back when America's most legendary RHINO, Tricky Dick, was trying to have it both ways with the bisexual neocon Jews in SHAMPOO meets SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

"At least there were no dead bodies during my administration." Richard Millhouse Nixon

True enough.

I would only ad that Nixon was a little too familiar with the other side.

Mitt Romney.

Who happened light years before MICROSOFT 5 happened during the 1260s.

Back when THE JOHN BIRCH SOCIETY was predicting that today's Jewish communist homosexuals would take over America in the next 50 years.

Oh well, they were off by about ten years, BFD.

"Time flies when you're having fun." Elizabeth Taylor

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BAPTISM BY FIRE

 The second stage of getting baptised [again] is receiving the gift of the Holy Ghost, a.k.a. Michael, father Adam.

For example, Michael reminded me that the secret combinations in the BM are called "bands" or what we refer to today as mobs or gangs.

Take for example New York City, Chicago, LA, yada yada.

"Hat tip to Joe Biden." Dan Bongino

Howard Stern.

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BATTLE OF THE BANDS NOTES: There was a trifecta of U2, Nurse Jill and that other mystery mother fucker at the Ukrainian chocolate factory on Mothers Day.

"There's no such thing as a bad coincidence." LOST HIGHWAY

CANNES VS. TORONTO: There has always been a petty dispute between which of these two Jewish run internatiinal film festivals is the more important one.

Fair warning, Ion Musk is about to step into it and make today's squabbling Jews shut the fuck up.

Michael Medved.

PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: Jesus is secretly spieling about you at 2BC 46:43.

"The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler

PS POPE FRANCIS: When yours truly gets baptised again for my sins, I plan on it happening at the historic Baptismo in Fiorenza, Italia.

BAPTISM 2

 Jennifer Aniston's new baby blue 911 pics are also about people getting baptised again up in her Hollywood Hills swimming pool.

Baptism being all about becoming born again; after losing a little weight and looking like you're around 27 to 29 again.

"What a difference a day makes." Elizabeth Taylor 

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REBAPTISM

 Elizabeth Hurley just posted a new tempting infinity pool picture about why it's time to start getting serious about becoming baptised again.

"Yes please." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

"Things are starting to look up." David Lynch on the set of TWIN PEAKS

Meanwhile, the crowd gave PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP a huge welcome at this weekends' KENT/UCKY DERBY.

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PS ION MUSK

 How about we make a horse trade deal for Charlize Theron and Jennifer Aniston in my next movie?

Think Elvis gets to fuck the girl in LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE at house number 211; if I get to have a brand new 5-stick ALFA ROMEO. 

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TOO MUCH MAGIC BUS

 That electronic bus battery burst into fire right after Ion Musk said that he would pay any woman to get an abortion anywhere outside of Texas.

Dude, I'm pro-choice too, but I sure as hell wouldn't go that far out.

Remember, I also believe that parents can stone to death their children if they refuse to stop over eating and using drugs.

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DANTE'S INFERNO

 Now that I have been re-cast in the lead as the gourmet cook serial killer in HANNIBAL.

There is no need to re-title my acting debut as some kind of a sequel or a prequel.

I AM is Hannibal the lecturer.

And that's all there is to it.

For example, Gus Van Sant made his remake of PHSYCHO using the same original script.

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ANALFUCK69

 Talk about God's veiled password to the celestial kingdom of satan in today's possessed masonic temple in NETFLIX' new 666 series of THE PENTAVERATE 

"This is some really deep shit." Nicole Cage overheard on the set of RAISING ARIZONA, 2022.

No shit.

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CRY ME A RIVER

 The river at the end of DANIEL is first and foremost the Mississippi River that flows past Hannibal.

Along it's way down to the Big N.O. in WILD AT HEART.

Of course, there are lots of big rivers in this world, which are all very important as well.

Think A RIVER RUNS THREW IT meets ISLANDS IN THE STREAM.

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CRY BABY

 The beast who hates the whore in REVELATION 17 mandated that all women cover up their bodies, from head to toe, right after Amber Heard took the stand in ROE VS. WADE.

Or something like that.

Obviously, she voted for this shit, just like most of the bitches in Hollywood did back in 2020.

"My beautiful wife betrayed me." Johnny Depp

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SORRY CHARLIE

 This Monday will mark the Half Moon Bay scenes in California that stand in for that sequel to DIRTY HARRY meets LOST BOYS made in South Africa.

"He was certainly a mouth full." Elizabeth Taylor 

Dare I say.

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THIS SUNDAY IS MOTHER FUCKERS DAY.

 Talk about THE MOTHER OF WHORES in the Bible.

Not to mention 1 NEPHI 14.

And I don't care who knows it anymore.

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WHAT WOULD I DO?

 Well, first of all I would never fall for that white christian monogamy honey trap that says you can only have one wife.

That way, she would never have me wrapped around her little finger.

Secondly, I would insist that nobody can vote in an American election if they don't show current ID.

Especially the ones who have a fake drivers license or a fake birth certificate.

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FIVE NINE IS THE CUTTING TIME.

 "Why don't you just shut the fuck up." DOMINO

Mother Russia will be parading her superior automic bomb weapons on the street Monday.

Go big or go home, is what I always say.

Don't forget, Putin caught the biggest striped bass when the Bushies took him fishing up in Maine.

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HANNIBAL LECTURER

 No wonder I have been cast in the new role as the lecturer who speaks fluent Siena, Italian.

God works in miraculous ways when it comes to filmmaking.

Not to mention politics.

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THE AMERICAN RENAISSANCE

 The Italian Renaissance was a prophetic type of when America will become born again after ROE VS. WADE is overturned by today's white Catholics.

Many of whom were foolish enough to vote Democrat.

Ergo, the revised 1260 years translation in Joseph Smith's REVELATION 12 Bible.

Is the Pope Catholic?

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SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL

 According to reports, Joe Biden has chosen a negro woman to be his next CNN spokesperson in order that white christian America finally wakes up a smells the coffee.

No more nonsense about there being no deferences between blacks and whites.

Alec Baldwin.

What's next?

Donald Trump is going to be reelected in 24.

And nobody cares who knows it?

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THE CUBAN CRISIS

 Joe Biden likes to pose in front of that bronze JFK bust because of the prophetic Cuban Crisis about Russia dropping a bomb on his future Democrat Party administration.

Remember, the Nixon election was also stolen by JFK's secret combinations in mob run Chicago.

"Some things never change." Elizabeth Taylor 

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WHO CUT THE CHEESE?

 That historic hotel exploded in Havana because Ernest Hemingway used to hang out at the gay bar there.

Not that climate change is caused by natural gas cow farts Joe Biden.

Cocktails anyone?

Then of course, after Castro crashed the party, everybody relocated to Key West.

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SHE'S STILL WORTH IT.

 According to 2BC 46, they only way to deal with a wife who is possessed by the 666 devil is to have more than one of them.

That way, none of them can act like they are more important than our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

"This is my secret sauce recipe." Barack Obama 

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THE FUCK OF THE CENTURY

 Hear tell Johnny Depp got trapped by the she devil from hell when he fell for that fuck of the century, code named Amber Heard.

No wonder the unemployment rate is so low these days. 

Who would want to be "on the job" these days?

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I STILL WOULD LOVE TO SCREW YOU KNOW WHO.

Not seeing a lot of reviews for THE PENTAVERATE premier yet.

Maybe because the meet and greet dinner at CANNES happens on May 16 this year.

When the real fucking and sucking gets started in the French resort hotels there after midnight, circa May 17.

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DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

 That big new brown diamond find in Arkansas was confirmation of the stinking brown look alike turds on this blog.

This 007 movie trailer starting out in Holland.

The then Nevada desert standing in for South Africa.

See every prophetic AUSTIN POWERS movie that is about SPACE X vs. BLUE SKY.

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BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM

 This little Scottish indie film was about how sometimes yours truly likes to bend words in order to score and win the girl.

"Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern 

Take for example his marriage to that beautiful tall blond model in all of those ten virgins wedding dress advertisements.

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JENNY'S NEW BABY BLUE 911

 Talk about a miracle from out of the blue.

I would only add that if Ion Musk wants to get in on this action, he is going to have come out with a new line of gas cars with strickly manual transmissions.

Surveys are indicating that half of today's folks are getting sick and tired of everything being so electrical.

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THE JEWS AT FOX NEWS

 Don't get too exercised that FOX is censoring 2000 MULES.

They never told us that Barack Obama was born in Africa either, and that his forged birth certificate was an impeachable felony.

Not to mention his involved in the murders of Donald Young and Seth Rich.

How rich.

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BIG TUNA, TEXAS

 It was coming out of both ends for about two hours after I ate a bad can of STARKIST last night.

Fuck you bitch. 

I still have three cans left of my favorite white meat albacore, and I don't plan on wasting a single bite of it.

Of course, I'll just make sure to have some low cost generic brand of pink PEPTO on hand before I do it again in the movie trailer prophecy for CAPE FEAR.

Sorry Charlie.

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PS JOHNNY DEPP: Jesus explains to us what you did wrong when you married the very desirous woman Amber Heard in that Las Vegas chapel of love in CHUCKY GETS LUCKY, circa 2BC 46.

Been there, done that myself.

PS PIERCE BRONSAN: The new owners can still smell a trace of the rancid smoke fumes coming out of the walls, floors and ceilings at your former beach beach house in Malibu.

 Not entirely your fault actually. 

But they probably will have to tear it all down and completely build it up from the concrete foundation all over again.

Mel Gibson.

"I was born a Catholic, and I will die a Catholic." Joe Biden

PS BRUCE TROXELL: My film school reel features my protege having the devil cast out of her on YOUTUBE by those seven high priests in EYES WIDE SHUT.

I AM THE LAWNMOWER MAN NOW.

 Talk about grass roots politics.

"Joe Smith is the lawnmower man." being the opening mighty line for the above movie trailer prophecy about the one mighty and strong in DC 85 and 2BC 91.

Damn right "Girls want guys who have skills." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

Who can blame them these days?

It's the 666 one where all the guys get their multi covid booster shots. But things don't exactly work out as expected.

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GOIN' TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE

 Some crazy nigger attacked Dave Chappelle at that NEFLIX comedy show with a plastic gun that had a rubber knife attached to it.

Probably been reading too many of my GSR/TWN postings.

Meanwhile, Amber Heard is supposed to testify at today's 1970s DIVORCE COURT soap opera reruns of my 1981 divorce replay appearances in Beaverton, Oregon on my ex wife's birthday today.

"I watched LAST TANGO IN PARIS twice, and I still didn't get what the big deal was." Roger Egbert.

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PS PARIS HILTON: Daddy is going to send his protege from Mentor, Ohio to the same private mormon reform school for girls in Provo, Utah, before he ships her off to some expensive charm school for rich little girls in England.

"Never throw good money after bad money." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The new movie 2000 MULES is about when Jesus arrived in Jerusalem on a Democrat Party mule.

SHE WORE RED VELVET ON THE RED CARPET.

 Ion Musk took his figurehead mother in MULHOLLAND DRIVE to the MET GALA because most white South Africans are from Holland.

Not to be confused with other white countries like Belgium or Germany.

Much less France.

Now that the jig is up.

Bloody Marys anybody?

"My mother was an official member of the blue-hair bloody Mary club." Rush Limbaugh 

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PS DAN BONGINO: Better dead than red.

PS JUDAH: According to the US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith, America will become a white polygamy country that was founded on African slavery once again.

And most of the women will not be allowed to vote either.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Yesterday David Lynch was thinking about James Brown's 1965 song about daddy having a new bag full of Jesus babies.

THE FIRST 1960 EXODUS MOVIE

The one starring Paul Newman.

I'm starting to worry that JEREMIAH is a prophetic type of when the Russians drop a dirty Jew bomb on the State of Israel; and then there will be no animals or Hollywood humans living there for the next 50 years.

Because Judah lead Israel into 666 captivity in REVELATION 13 starting in 2020.

Hopefully, I've been wrong before.

Fare warning, I do have a 99.8% recovery  rate.

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PS DAN BONGINO: Liberty is more important than life. Live free or die.

By that, I mean women, children and old people go first.

"Only the strong survive in this world." Elizabeth Taylor

"I like my coffee strong." TWIN PEAKS

THE 2020 ELECTION OF THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION

 Big wow, the Greek temple in DC is about to ban abortions.

This coming after they refused to ban the aborted election that was stolen from PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

What's next, free speech is going to be banned in the public square?

Nobody is going to be allowed to own a GLOCK 17 purse gun? 

Sounds like your typical modern G7 country in REVELATION 13-17.

"Some people think too highly of themselves." Elizabeth Taylor 

See Jerry Seinfeld's favorite SEINFELD episode where everything is backwards.

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PS LARRY DAVID: See every David Lynch movie that is about what you deserved to get in JEREMISH 34:20-22.

"Have a good day." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Thanks to you, I now have a much better understanding of who the devil looks like.

STARBUCKS at 7:00 am anytime this summer in Bellingham?

Sailboating later that afternoon?

THE PENTAVERATE HAPPENING

 Basically, what the January 6 committee is trying to find out right now is who are THE PENTAVERATE figures behind the Republican Party scenes who are trying to subvert today's democratic fascism.

See every si-fi 50s film where it's almost too late to save America.

And it would have to take a miracle from God.

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PS NYT: Why so serious?

PS ST. PETER RELF: Do what ever you have to do to close that 666 DELL computer deal with the federal government.

God knows we could all use the extra five big ones right now.

FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

 Obviously it tolls for you Joe Biden.

I'm thinking back in the day when there wasn't a toll on the Lake Washington 520 bridge to Redmond, Washington.

That kind of thing.

Not to mention Medina.

"Rip off!" AP 2

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PS AUNT JUDY: May 3, 03 is when THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN suddenly fell down in the White Mountains of New Hampshire.

Which was formed by a set of five cliffs on the side of Cannon Mountain.

PS LARRY DAVID: Hope to see pictures of you at Cannes this month.

[Fucking cheapskate]

"Most Jews wouldn't give their dying mother a Frank." Adolf Hitler

Of course "Comedy is exaggeration." Neil Simone 

EYES WIDE SHUT

 Stanley Kubrick took three years to finish his final cut for EYES WIDE SHUT because my GSR/TWN newsletter kept messing with his head.

Yet he was still not sure about his ending when he died at age 70 before it even came out in movie theaters.

Oh well, now we know how it was all meant to end in Mike Myers' new five virgins NETFLIX series.

The name Nichole means five, etc.

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PS MIKE MYERS: Whatever they paid you for your six series on NETFLIX, I'll double down on it.

Plus, I'll throw in a free electronic 666 TESLA car metaphore of your choice.

I'LL BE BACK.

 Was that REVELATION 13 Russian bear iPhone shot in THE PENTAVERATE trailer shot before or after the Russians invaded the chocolate factory?

Does it even matter anymore?

Now that we're all on the same wave length.

Talk about inside baseball.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I'm ready to go anytime you are.

STARBUCKS DATE

 Dr. Evil's five sided Pentagon star rises once again in Mike Myers new wise five vigins comedy series on NETFLIX this 5.5.

Rhymes with Elvis.

"You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNOMITE

Taylor Swift.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Of course the above is all true. The illuminati Mormon Masonite missionaries are finally going to take over the world after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 24.

He's Jewish you know.