Turns out Amber Heard went no.2 on Jonny Depp's side of the bed.
Then she blamed it all on her royal corgis who are literally direct descents of Queen Elizabeth II's breed dogs.
Talk about chocolate turds that look like peanut nut clusters from SEES.
"I thought I'd seen everything." Johnny Depp
See every old DIVORCE COURT episode where the wife cuts off her husband's middle finger with a broken vodka screwdriver bottle.
"Bloody Marys anyone?" THE GREAT GATSBY
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS PIERS MORGAN: It's definitely high time for you to shift it.
Step back from the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt.
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