PS PUTIN

 "Go easy on me baby, we have a long ride ahead of us tomorrow." WILD AT HEART, 1989

Talk about suddenly going buffalo hunting out in the wild wild west.

Warren Buffett.

Fucking bitch.

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I STILL WOULD LOVE TO SCREW JENNIFER ANISTON.

 "Are you just going to sit there, or are you going to do something about it?" ZERO EFFECT

The WHITE HORSE PROPHECY about both the Republican and Democrat parties being replaced by the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY will happen around 2027.

Think BEING THERE meets THE SHINNING.

Cocktails anyone?

"Let's get the party started!" PINK

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PS ION 4: After the Federal government dies, you can buy all of their empty buildings in Lehi, Utah for around ten cents on the dollar.

Bud Harkcom doing the standard pre-purchase building inspections?

Whatever, when you come out with your new line of gas cars in 2030, be sure to include some jazzed up version of my 1976 ALFETTA.

Which was probably the best car that was ever made; except for the fact that it started to fall apart after 10,000 miles.

PS WOODY ALLEN: Ever thought about doing your next movie with your own money, then taking it to the sidebar market at Cannes, France and see what they are willing to pay you for it?

Money talks, bullshit walks.

PS BILL GATES: Obviously you need to start becoming a better person these days.

THE DARLING BUDS OF MAY

 May 1 is INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS DAY.

May 4 is my French exwife's birthday in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

May 6 is the anniversary of THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

May 9 will be the half moon happening time this year for my South African wife Charlize Theron.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

You tell me darling.

"I have been diagnosed as bipolar." Catherine Zeta Jones.

In other words, she has an evil spirit or two inside of her that needs to be cast out by a Catholic priest. 

Now that the Mormons in Utah are no longer into that kind of thing.

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PS ION MUSK: How about Lehi, Utah?

Hear tell that the apre ski scene is going to be pretty hot there next year.

Lots of blond 16 year-olds in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY if you get my drift.

PS DREW BARRYMORE: Oddly enough, you still keep appearing on my radar screen.

ANCHORED DOWN IN ANCOURAGE

 The San Juan ferry boat to Lopez Island, YAKIMA 2, will be out of commission until at least Sunday.

Because it's heavy 211 steel anchor broke loose and started to swing around and bang against the side of the boat; causing a serious amount of Denton, Ohio dents on the side of it.

Meanwhile, my two lost sons of Israel in JEREMIAH 31 were rescued from the 666 beast down in Tacoma, off of Rt.7 and I-5.

What's next? Putin is going to drop a green bomb on San Francisco?

You should be so lucky.

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PS BYU: Orin Hatch was a Utah Senator for 42 years because of all those REV.11 42 omens in the BM. 

Like; the white people lived for 420 years before they were destroyed by the dark people in ETHER; many of the righteous white judges ruled for 42 months, before they were cut off by the dark skinned people, yada yada.

Can't wait until you faggots with haircuts send me my Doctorate of Letters certificate in a plain brown envelope with no return address on it this fall.

PS ST. PETER: The anniversary of the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY is May 6.

PS BARAK OBAMA: You were born in Africa, and then you posted your fake Hawian paradise vacation fantasy birth certificate on the front page of the NYT etc. in order that Joe Biden would become the next one.

HOWARD STERN IS NOW THE MINISTER OF DISINFORMATION.

 Talk about the king of all media.

Whereas, all of the Hollywood movies ever made about 1984 feature the voice of a Jew on the pre-internet radio.

Now that his radio show is coming down to us from a 666 satellite in outer space, via REVELATION 13.

Talk about your proverbial Jewish double talker back stabber.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: The next half moon will happen on 5.9.

PS RICK STEVES: How about a new series on people who live in European designed houses located right next to ordinary American houses?

I would start with that Larry David look alike who lives in a Swiss alpine chalet in my own Kent neighborhood.

PS MISS CARDIN: We two virgins were married for five years for a prophetic ten virgins thing.

PS HOWARD STERN: I started to have serious doubts about you when you said that you weren't into having three way sex with your wife.

PLAYING WITH FIRE

Good people on both sides of the 666 equation thought that I was the bad guy when I said that the first beast in REVELATION 13 was Nazi Germany.

Whose head was wounded, but then it was miraculously healed by FDR and his Jewish insider friends.

What goes around comes around.

"You Jew me, I Jew you." Jesus Christ

Rhymes with screw.

Jennifer Aniston.

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PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Joe Biden had to happen in order for America's polite white christian people to understand what they are facing now.

Read every Christian prophecy book about the 666 antichrist who is supposed to appear on the scene any day now. 

ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW, THREE TO GET READY AND FOUR TO GO.

 The DOLLAR TREE STORE chain has now become the $1.25 store because of the no.125 EZEKIEL 10 signs and wonders that started with Sandra Bullock back in the day in Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the apple never falls that far from the tree." Elizabeth Taylor

I would only add a '.com' behind that particular quote.

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PS PUTIN: Can't wait until you free us white christian men from the 666 chains of hell on the west coast of America.

Forget about Ukrainia, you have bigger fish to fry these days.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: If they think that Ion Musk buying out TWITTER is the end of the world as we know it in DOCTOR EVIL 4.

Wait until you buy Lopez island, lock, stock and barrel.

PS BILL MURRAY: In the last days, everybody's sins will be exposed.

DAVID LETTERMAN NOW LOOKS LIKE THE AYATOLLAH OF I RAN FOR A REASON.

 The main reason being that David voted for the abomination of desolation, yet again, instead of the DAVIDIAN one back in 2020.

See every Hollywood movie where the good guy turns out to be the bad guy in 2022.

Take for example Orin Hatch and Mitt Romney.

Not to mention Michael Medved of Mercer Island, Lake Washington.

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PS DAN BONGINO: That outside steel grid on the lower floors of the NYT building is meant to deflect explosions from those Russian shoulder fired grenades.

Which are commonly mounted on so many armored vehicles these days.

PS KEN KEISLER: I'm starting to smell opportunity, big time.

 How about a new line of outside steel grid window and door coverings? That would replace your standard old fashion iron grid door and window coverings?

Introducing a new line of razor wire fencing would just be the cherry on top.

Easy money baby.

PS SIENA MILLER: Never forget, if you don't want to fuck me, your crazy sister will. 

PS ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE: Obviously, gonzo journalism is the future of America on TWITTER.COM.

Big wow.

JUMPING JACK FLASH

 Shortly after my flash vision of a jumping white horse by MILLER CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK at 2:46 am Sunday, I had another flash vision of my Bible open to JEREMIAH 31.

Which talks about the likes of Ion Musk coming to the rescue of lost Israel in verses 10-11.

Followed up by the Divine confirmation in verse 21.

During the time when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will show Jacob the way to escape from today's Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11, yada yada.

"Good bye Jew you." Pee Wee Herman

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PS ST PETER: That DIAMOND AG-40 crashed and burned near ZION'S NATIONAL PARK because today's RLDS church is selling the fake jewelry in 2BC 26. Leaving their 4 children behind because the church is not showing them the way to eternal life in the Celestial Kindom of God.

Bud Harkcom.

PS WND.COM: After God's only true church on the earth is cleansed by fire, most of the new baptised members will not be former Mormons.

PS SALEM: I suspect that the first fruits resurrection will come in waves. In order to build home's for all of them in a timely and orderly fashion. 

Probably the best will come first, then the second best, and so on.

PS JULIA ROBERTS: Russia is going to drop three bombs on America because you just signed up to make a cold war era movie about Watergate.

Whatever it takes to finally get you off the dime.

Unlike the way that Joe Biden is just dropping millions of lawless aliens on America at one time.

PS SIENA MILLER: David Lynch says that Jesus wants you for a sunbeam all along the way.

CHOCOLATE TURDS WITH NUTS

 You can Google them and see for your own eyes.

In fact, shortly after my last corgi poop posting, I did a no.2 that looked exactly like a cut off dog's paw.

Then I saw that my protege from Mentor, Ohio had spilled some brown soda on the floor which dried up into the shape of a corgi; complete with short legs, eyes and a big head, etc.

So now I might as well tell you about the milk chocolate dump I did two days ago that looked exactly like a REV.13:1 sea eel, complete with gills, creepy eyes and a mouth.

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PS POPE FRANCIS: I usually don't look at my shit unless the Holy Ghost says "look behind you" after I get off the throne.

"It's a floater!" AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

The one where Fat Basterd has a 666 GPS tracking device up his ass.

NO.2 WITH A BULLET

 Turns out Amber Heard went no.2 on Jonny Depp's side of the bed.

Then she blamed it all on her royal corgis who are literally direct descents of Queen Elizabeth II's breed dogs.

Talk about chocolate turds that look like peanut nut clusters from SEES.

"I thought I'd seen everything." Johnny Depp

See every old DIVORCE COURT episode where the wife cuts off her husband's middle finger with a broken vodka screwdriver bottle.

"Bloody Marys anyone?" THE GREAT GATSBY 

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PS PIERS MORGAN: It's definitely high time for you to shift it.

Step back from the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt.

THE CHOCOLATE MOUNTAINS OF IMPERIAL COUNTY

 "City against city, county against county, state against state, country against country..." 2BC.com

The new earthquake cluster at Brawley, California started to happen when Elon Musk began his brawl with TWITTER.

The last time this happened was when the cunning Jews staged their rigged election debate against PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Remember, these brown mountains above Rt.111 are where the white supremacists in the US military practice their artilary target shelling.

Also remember, this is just east of where Sandra Bullock and Jesse James bought 50 acres of the finest avocado orchards in America.

And we all know how that ended.

"Avocado farming is like growing money on trees." Tom Selleck

I would only add, just as long as you can get enough water to the trees.

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PS DR.EVIL: The better half of the chocolate factories in Belgium were bought out by Jewish Ukrainian millionaires years ago.

Think GODIVA meets HERSHEYS.

PS COUSIN DAVID: Hang in there guy. When my protege from Mentor, Ohio reaches age 11, I'll be able to ship her off to the best private charm schools in all of England.

David Lynch directing?

MY HEINOUS EXWIFE FROM NANCY

 "Herer'rs... Johnny!.." THE SHINNING 

Yeah, no, really.

Johnny Depp's decimation lawsuit against his evil ex-wife from Texas is exposing everything about my first and last wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Therefore, by the grace of God, He never allowed me fall for that same Russian honey trap again.

Talk about the heard effect being God's answer to overcoming the 666 beast in the end times.

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PS SANDY: The Russian invasion of Europe's chocolate factory means that it's a man's world once again.

Problem is, there are not a lot of real men in the Western World right now.

PS FOX NEWS: Expect my next shocking LAST TANGO IN PARIS film to be a scoop about yours truly fucking my two 16 year-old virgin wives in my 51' sailboat tied up at Kingsron, Washington.

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE NO. 2

 Or, THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME NO.2.

Even seen OCTOPUSY?

Doesn't matter, I'm thinking of the first James Bond polygamist movie set at Turkey's deception pass into the Black Sea.

Not the one where that fake Russian czar Easter egg gets smashed with a hammer.

But that's also a prettty... good one.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Michael said "tomorrow" to me at 12:57 am today.

Guess I'll find out tomorrow what that means today.

He also said "whisper" at 1:15 am.

I GOT IT AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CAN DO ABOUT IT.

 Says the Jewish golfer to me in the KING OF COMEDY prophecy about me living in my mother's basement by Martin Scorsese.

No wonder that Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David can not stop thinking about me every night and day 24/7.

Guess I AM is the gift that keeps on giving.

"Demi and I tried the purple pill. And it was great for about 45 minutes. Then after an hour or so, I started to feel like that was enough already."

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WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MAM.

 I'm thinking it will take around three quickie Danite bombs to get Nancy Pelosi er all to shut the fuck up.

She's Catholic you know.

Rhymes with Cathy.

Which means caty in the old tongue.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Two of the better alternatives out there to the fallen DRUDGE REPORT are thelibertydaily.com and bonginoreport.com. 

There are others of course; like NEWSMAX, THE BLAZE and BRIETBART, etc.

Personally, I tend to gravitate towards the more edgy and avant garde.

"Fascism is always more sexy and exciting than [Marxist] communism." Camilla Paglia.

Not to mention Mormonism, whatever that is.

Not sure what FOXY NEWS is all about these days either. Some days she loves me, other days she hates me.

RUSSIA'S MORE ORTHODOX EASTER IS NEXT SUNDAY.

 Talk about becoming born again next year in Jersusalem, per the number 23.

Now wonder that most of Europe's cheap priced chocolate easter eggs were once made in the Ukrainian Bible Belt.

No wonder that the expulsion of the antichrist Jews in 1290 AD London was a prophetic type for today's MARK 13:14 situation.

Now that the Jews, homosexuals and negros at SNL are trying to stab Ion Musk er all in the back, ROMA style.

Can't wait to see their big season finale on NBC this spring.

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PS AUNT JUDY: I look back at our traditional family Easter ham dinners so much at your Kirkland cliff house.

Whatever, send me a driver whenever you fancy a fuck. I still got it in the wallet if you get my drift.

Teri Rutherford.

PS CHRIS ROCK: The beatings and slap downs in 3NEPHI 20-21 will continue until the niggers improve their attitudes.

PS BROTHER PETER: It was confirmed to me last week that Jennifer Garner will be one of your future polygamist wives.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

You help me, I help you.

TOP TEN EASTER BUNNY MOVIES

 INLAND EMPIRE would definitely make my short list. With Naomi Watts being completely unrecognizable in her bugs bunny rabbit role.

Partially filmed in Poland no less.

Also, see every Coen brothers movie that has a road-kill bunny in it.

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JEWISH COMEDIANS DRIVING AROUND IN OLD GERMAN CARS.

Only God knows how many vintage 911s Jerry Seinfeld has in his private car museum airplane hanger in Santa Montica.

Apart from Jay Leno of course.

But I do know that the bathtub PORSCHE in CRASH was a very rare prophetic prototype.

Getting baptised is like taking a bath, and all that.

Same thing goes for hot tubs, Ken Keisler.

Just like Easter is all about Jesus rising up from the dead when one becomes rebaptised again in a Mel Gisbon movie sequel.

Rhymes with Eastern Europe, etc. donut.

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POW! WHAM! BANG! NOTES: Ion Musk has already destroyed your Jewish comicbook heros at TWITTER meets FACEBOOK Dr. Evil.

How about THE LAST PICTURE SHOW meets MIDNIGHT COWBOY in BLOOD SIMPLE?

If we could get Matthew Machaunghy before it's too late?

Hear tell that he is about to give up acting and politics and go into the ministry of the church of the devil in 1 NEPHI 14.

SWEDEISH ART FILMS

 Ever wondered why Woody Allen has still not made a little artistic feature movie in Sweden? 

Not to mention those two Swedish Dakota state's in North America.

Maybe Art Moore has a new piece on that at WND worth considering.

Michael Medved.

As for a prophetic type, when Woody Allen was directing his first fruits resurrection SLEEPER movie, and he was walking around the I-70 [UFO] set with rubber bands strapped to the bottom of his pants.

Could it be that Hitler was right when he said that the Jews are blood suckers?

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PS COUSIN ROBBIE: Jesus wants you to stop robbing people on CRAIG'S LIST; and then turning around and converting your ill gained loot into APPLE stocks.

Like for example "Your stock is rising No.2" AP 2.

THE BILL GATES OF HELL

 Bill Gates thinks it's weird that ordinary people are starting to speak out and ask questions about the government's mandatory covid injections.

He's Jewish you know.

Sounds like a great madcap premise for some 1950s retro si-fi spoof of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD meets ERASER HEAD NO.2.

David Lynch directing?

Hear tell he is available next year.

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EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY ION MUSK

 "It's springtime for Hitler in Germany." THE PRODUCERS

As just confirmed by that angelic pigeon who dropped a white [TWITTER] bird bomb on Joe Biden.

As for myself, I AM is now laughing all the way to the bank.

It's the mother fucker load.

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PS SEAN PENN: Haven't you been going to war with yourself for long enough?

By the way, you look totally ridiculous in that Ukrainian military costume. It's at least two sizes too big for you.

"You don't know who you're dealing with." WILD AT HEART

PS MILEY CYRUS: Your stupid white trash parents are getting divorced for a third time for a third woe sign from Jesus in REVELATION 11.

At least Jennifer Aniston never married the same guy three times.

"Once fooled it's your fault, twice fooled it's my fault." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS JEFF RELF: Brother Peter will be giving you your fare share of our late mother's inheritance monies so that you can pay your Seattle rent every month on time up to the year 2027.

Keep clam everyone..

The best is yet to come.

THE BREAKUP OF AMERIKA

 Turns out that the breakup of the Soviet union in the late 1980s was a prophetic type of the future breakup of socialist America in 2027.

Don't forget, all of the antichrist Muslims are also going to be expelled from France starting in 2027.

So the above REVELATION 16:13 prophecy is not as crazy as it sounds.

"Fucking frogs..." Chevy Chase on the set of EUROPEAN VACATION in Paris.

Rick Steves.

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PS ION MUSK: France is about ready to give you a new plant offer that you can't refuse. 

Just like in the law of Abraham, you pay for everything, I get the French girls.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Maybe you really do have a new low budget movie at Cannes this year.

Typically, what the Jews do at the festival's side market, is make up some great looking movie poster, then lie about Brad and Angelina being already set to go in TWIN PEAKS 7, etc..

Or how about SON OF LEBOWSKI 6?

STAR MAPS

 Hear tell that the niggers are now using those old gas station star maps to configure which Hollywood Hills mansion to rip off next; EZEKIEL 38 style.

In Divine confirmation of the beast who hates the rich liberal [Jew] whore who created him in REVELATION 17.

Talk about black dudes with bad attitudes in THE CAR WASH meets EATING RAOUL.

Or, "I never had any parental guidance." WILD AT HEART 

Like for example, in the last days the children will hate their parents in MATTHEW 10, etc.

Because "Today's kids are spoiled rotten." Elizabeth Taylor 

As in, "Turn off the TV!" OLD GRUMPY MEN

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BIBLE CLIFF NOTES: In the last days, the Jews, queers and niggers will start acting more like white christian Repulican men.

As if they had a choice in the matter.

THERE ARE STILL TOO MANY JEWS AT FOX NEWS.

 How else to explain why FOX NEWS radio is still recommending that children from 5 to 10 get fully vaccinated?

Take for example, when was the last time that Howard Stern ever listened to the Dan Bongino radio show?

Not that there was ever even a first time.

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CLIFF NOTES: I'm now reading HELAMAN because it's a prophetic type of the second coming of Jesus Christ in the last days.

AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT.

 "You're headed the right way for a spanking..." AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER

I know, DR. EVIL 4 is sort of a rip off of that automic bomb missiles submarine in the last AP 3.0 movie.

The one where the Russians threaten to shoot down all of those golden satellites in outer space.

Talk about what the Jews never talk about in the news.

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PS PETER  RELF: I guess that Jesus had been holding back in order to protect me from the Jews who crucified him. 

Since now he suddenly tells me that I have around 18,000,000 regular readers every day. 

PS KIRO: Those ten people were shot in Brooklyn for a ten virgins warning sign from Jesus.

I know, big whoop.

NATIONALIST MAN OF MYSTERY

 "We still don't know what his motive was."

Yeah, right. 

The masked man shoots up a subway train in Jewish Brooklyn on the same day the feds extend their 666 mask mandates on planes, trains and buses.

And just like in the R-rated DR. EVIL 4 screenplay, yours truly roleplays the hero, the antihero and that fat bas/terd who is currently living somewhere up in funky town.

No wonder the NSA is starting to GPS my cliff house digs in Kent with a low flighing double blade runner CHINOOCK.

"Big wow!" STAR MAPS

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PS LARRY DAVID: I don't suppose that you saw the video of that fat basterd getting arrested on the curb; right in front of all those Jewish delis, Italian pizzarias and Indian owned and operated convenience shops.

Hear tell, you don't read much of anything on the web these days.

PS MITT ROMNEY: Have you ever looked into the mirror and asked yourself why you are as good looking and handsom as the devil himself?

Peter Relf.

NOTHING DOWN, NO INTEREST AND NO PAYMENTS UNTIL 2025

What do you got to lose?

 Go ahead and sign this deal all you worthless RHINOS, whose AAA credit ratings are now underwater.

It's the only offer on the table that you suckers can't refuse anyway.

You borrow $1,000,000 today, you get to pay it back three years later with only half that much money.

Maybe Mitt Romney is not so stupid after all.

He does know a thing or two about buying out bankrupt companies, then turning around and selling them for a profit.

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I DID THAT

 Virtually every bit of the evidence that is starting to come in about the Brooklyn subway gaser case is starting to point to me.

I must agree, "Honesty is the best policy." Elizabeth Taylor 

As in "I can not tell a lie." George Washington

Oh yeah, I did that for sure.

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PS COUSIN DAVID: If you can waite to sell the cliff house in Kent until next year, you will have enough cash in hand to buy back your twin peakes boarding house up in funky town.

And with no mortgage payment, your $5000 in monthly rent income will be pure gravy. Of course, you would still have to factor insurance, maintanance, and property taxes.

Or, you could mortgage the hell out it with my Jewish friends at BEST MORTGAGE, and get an extra reverse $5000 a month cash to travel around America in your completely paid-for 47' TIFFANY tour bus.

HOLDING ON... WORKING ON A MYSTERY...

 The reason why it's still a big unknown why the Chinese capitalists are suddenly buying up middle class homes up in funky town for $1,800,000 a pop, is because the Jews in the media business love to keep their family business activities private.

I love secrets too, but for Christ's sake, not so many at one time.

"I can only do so much." Jack Nicholson 

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PS BUD: Looks like you left big money on the table, when you prematurely sold out in Kirtkland, Washington and moved down to Lehi, Utah.  

I sure hope that aunt Judy doesn't make the same mistake.

PS WOODY ALLEN: Have you ever thought about making a small film with a $100,000,000 budget?

Last cut rights of course.

PS ANGELINA: Expect to get interrupted at any time now.

Pray to God that I AM is the guy who gets to do the job for cheap.

THE JEWISH GOLFER

Rhymes with gopher.

 Just like Jesus, he came from out of nowhere. Right around the time that Tiger Woods crashed his 4x4 on Lincoln in the Polos Verdes [green hills] of LA.

Whatever, don't forget about that huge atomic bomb explosion at the end of CADDY SHACK.

Directed by that Jewish mother fucker who looked like me.  

Then after he screwed Bill Murray, he never returned my phone calls from Jesus for two decades.

Who later died from the same rare blood disease that Vern Funk died of in Edmonds, Washington.

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FAMOUS LAST DAYS QUOTES

 "Let the niggers take care of the niggers... I got my own problems." Jack Nicholson 

"I found his keys..." ZERO EFFECT

"Fuck me!" LOST HIGHWAY

"So you are my mother?" RUMOR HAS IT

"The Jews are responsible for starting every war in his/story." Mel Gibson

Over the top? 

How about the conservative Republican Michael Medved voted for Hillary Clinton the first time, and then he voted for Joe Biden the second time around.

What a dick.

Howard Stern.

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AUSTIN POWERS: NATIONALIST MAN OF MYSTERY

 "It got weird, didn't it." AP:4

Now that Ion Musk is bankrolling my movies. I can probably afford to pay Mike Myers the price that he was asking for to do DR. EVIL: 4.

If the script is good enough of course.

Back when nobody in Hollywood had that kind of money to piss away.

"You don't have enough money to make me shut up." Jack Nicholson 

"Fuck me..." WILD AT HEART, the 1989 one.

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HOME DEPOT IS ON FIRE.

 That HOME DEPOT in silicone valley went up in flames right after Ion Musk's latest TWITTER.

It's called the law of Abraham in the 2BC.

Whereas, you give me my money, I don't burn your house down.

Boris Johnson.

Like in "Burning down the house..." by the TALKING HEADS in 1985.

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"WE BEGIN BOMBING IN FIVE MINUTES."

 Remember when the Jews liked to hear a good joke?

Nowadays, they can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman.

"We could lose our freedoms in only one generation, if we're not diligent." Ronald Reagan, 1984

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PS DAVE: Yesterday on FOX BUSINESS NEWS, I heard that there is a new wave of panicked Chinese home buyers trying to get out of China while the getting is good. And houses like yours in Kent, Washington have been selling for around $1,800,000 up in Vancouver, BC.

So now Canada has banned the Chinese from buying any home there for the next two years.

Therefore, you might want to wait until next year to make your big move.

HOW ABOUT THAT NEW MORMON TEMPLE IN THE UKRAINE.

 That bombed out train station in western Ukraine looks like what is going to happen to today's grandiose LDS temples.

Mitt Romney.

You fuck with the New Jerusalem, Jesus fucks with you, times two or three times at least.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Palm Sunday is a prophetic type of the King of London coming to town on a DNC donkey in the last days of disco.

They don't listen to Ephraimite radio, I don't watch the Jews' network news propaganda on the BBC.

IN THE WHITE ROOM, WITH BLACK CURTAINS, AT THE STATION

 That horrific bombing from hell of the train station in western Ukraine was confirmation of the WHITE ROOM prophecy by CREAM.

You can Google image it if you don't believe it.

Jimmy Fallon.

Talk about the positive negative ending to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW at 2BC 42: 45-48.

Not to mention THE AVENGERS television series in England.

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PS DAVY CROCKET: One way for you to get rid of that cold blooded and calculating Chinese dragon lady you married, is sell off the Kent cliff house, split the $200,000 windfall, then take out a %10 down mortage on the TWIN PEAKS pensione back up plan in Edmonds.

You already have 5 people who live with you who get monthy government checks, including you. Who would rather be living with you, and not her, someplace else.

Plus, you could get at least $1500 a month from the mystery dude living in the upstairs penthouse apartment with his own private bathroom and gourmet kitchenette.

Or, with $100,000 cash in hand, you can buy five graveled off lots out in Ocean Shores, complete with sewer, electric, and natural gas hookups. 

Knowing you; you could probably also find 5 used campers for almost free, for each lot, on the free internet.

MEL GIBSON'S BIG TWO COMEBACKS IN A ROW

Talk about doubling down in LEP 3.

There are so many new crazy Mad Max movies out there right now, that I AM is having to rely on The Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost to tell me which one to watch first.

Take for example his PANAMA [Love Bug] movie trailer.

Over the top you might say? 

How about the Jews stole the Americano election in 2020.

And yet, it's all true.

Like for example Jesus Christ.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: Have patients. Jesus says that I'm going to need at least six months of fasting from the food and fare of Babylon before He let's me knock you up.

Would not hurt either if you did the same thing.

"Actions speak louder than words" Elizabeth Taylor 

SEATTLE'S BIG COMEBACK

 Take for example the THUNDER DOME airplane hanger up in Enumclaw, Washington, King County.

No shit, city against city, county against county, state against state, country against country, yada yada.

Meanwhile, all you want to do is play the evil egomaniac billionaire for the next ten years or so in some fantastic 007 James Bond movie.

Or do you want to look like that restored 1958 V-10 pickup truck in the above car museum for a thousand years? 

See every 1950s drive-in movie where the naive virgin loses her virginity in the back of a pickup truck.

Hello Ion Musk!

"Fly me to the moon baby." Jack Nicholson 

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EAT MY DUST

 Ion Musk wore my private THUNDER DOME guide's black cowboy hat at his latest car show debut in Texas.

The one that has not only one, but three DUSTERS in the 400 to 500 horse power range.

Lots of dramatic and thrilling dusty shots etc in the THUNDER DOME sequel.

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PS ION: Loved the car motor grease face makeup job.

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.

 Viral video of that dust up at some swanky chop house in Irish Town revealed that NYC Mayor Eric Adams is an older Tiger Woods look alike.

Especially when he smiles.

In Devine confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP being a golfer who gave Tiger the same award that he gave to the golfer Rush Limbaugh.

"Obviously, you're not a golfer..." THE BIG LEBOWSKI 

"Where's the money Lebowski?" THE BIG LEBOWSKI 

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: The exact amount of money that I AM was supposed to inherit from my late mother is cited at 2BC 42:40.

PS JEFF RELF: The 7 hills of the 666 beast are in Seattle, if you count University Heights as the 7th hill.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Yesterday I pushed out a smelly brown garlic turd that looked exactly like the man on the crescent moon.

Because why?

WOODY ALLEN IS A FREE MAN NOW.

 Now that the gay ass Senate has confirmed a judge who believes that Woody Allen didn't do it, he can get back to the business of making movies.

Or more importantly, us all can get back to watching his latest film in a public theater with strangers.

Talk about making America great again.

"I have no idea who my audience is." Woody Allen, 1987

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PS JIMMY KIMMEL: Say what you will, it's still your fault that your innocent little daughter was born with a sick heart. And now you want to give her even more covid jabs.

ELVIS IS STILL ALIVE!

 Last night I dreamed that I was cruising around town with Nick Cage in his restored V-8 DUSTER.

But then suddenly he became very tired and started to fall asleep at the wheel.

So we pulled over into some vacant dirt lot so he could take a little cat nap, and we could get back on the road again.

Then I noticed that there was a KFC just over the way. So I decided to walk over there and get some dinner while he was sleeping.

Rest in peace my friend.

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PS WILL SMITH: Your dust up at the OSCARS was a sign from God that all of today's golden cafe 666 idols will be destroyed in the last days.

PS SEAN PENN: You are not allowed to fuck around with other women unless you have been sealed to them in the temple. 

Which is why you were dropped like a hot plate by Charlize Theron in the first place.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Hear tell that mushroom pasta season will come a little late this year.

"Good things always come to those who wait." Elizabeth Taylor 

JESUS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

 After LDS CONFERENCE ended, the above iconic movie line became more famous than ever.

I think it was originally spoken in Las Vegas.

Who gives a flying fuck anyway, Mitt Romney.

Matthew Mcconaunghey also takes his family to church every Sunday.

"You can never tell a book by it's cover." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS MM: The spelling of your surname is always a mystery to people.

Because you yourself represents the mystery man/woman in REVELATION 17.

Whose tea cup is clean looking on the outside, but is filthy dirty on the inside.

Not so much Dr. Fauci or Dr. Evil. Who both look like creepy sex perverts even on the outside.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Give me a minute to freshen up darling, I'll be right there.

I AM WHO I AM

 "I'm Popeye the sailor man, I live in a garbage can..."

"Even the son of man has no place to lay his head." Jesus Christ

"I'm not Jesus Christ, I just play him in cartoons." Greg Relf

"What's up doc?" BUGS BUNNY

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it." Jack Nicholson 

"Ok, that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

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PS TWITTER: Children lead with their hearts, adults lead with their brains.

"Gays are guys who just never grew up." Howard Stern

Take for example the baby-face Elton John.

PS MITT ROMNEY: The first thing that Jesus will do upon his second coming, is get rid of all the niggers in the New Jerusalem temple.

I AM COULD CERTAINLY USE THE MONEY.

 Don't forget to leave at least $3,000,000 cash in after death taxes for me in your final will and testament Sandra Bullock.

A little bit of realstate in King County for my Green River killer sex cult compound would also be nice.

"Money isn't everything." Elizabeth Taylor

See ya on the flip side baby.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: If you have the balls, I have the penis.

ME TARZAN, YOU JANE FONDA.

 "Behold, the sparrows of the field..." Jesus Christ

According to the Word, Ion Musk will buy out TWITTER in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO meets STUDIO 54.

When every knee will bow, and every tongue will confess, that the Jews tried to kill their own savior, i.e. PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Talk about TWITTER finally coming out with an edit correction button.

As in "I stand corrected." PRINCE

Tarzan was a huge Hollywood swinger and all that.

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THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR

 "Son, what are you going to do to me?"

Now that the high flying tar heels where beat down to earth by Kansas in this prophetic 1961 DISNEYLAND movie.

The one about that crazy mormon inventor Woody Norris who finally got his honorary doctorate degree from MIT.

Can't wait until Sandra Bullock also gives me my tax free $3,000,000 prize money.

Nothing like getting your ducks in line and your chicks for free on MTV.

Howard Stern.

"Easy money baby" WILD AT HEART, 1989

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PS NYT: Obviously the photo of Joe Biden taking a knee on that newly commissioned atomic bomb submarine was a doctored image by the Russians.

SHE'S REAL FINE, MY 409...

 By the time I saw that mint GTO at the THUNDER DOME in Enumclaw, my head was spinning so hard that I had to use their men only bathroom.

No surprise that it was so clean, you could eat off the floor.

Everybody, have a great day!

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PS MITT ROMNEY: Who do you think you are?

A little bit confused are we?

"He doesn't know if he's afoot or horseback." Leslie Winn, 1964

Originally from Denver, Colorado, via Springfield, Oregon.

I AM DID THAT.

 America needed to get a good $5 whipping at the gas pump because she was not aware that the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 was already happening.

Not to mention the 666 beast in REVELATION 13.

Ever wonder why they don't know anymore who the mystery Babylon woman is in REVELATION 17?

Is he a woman? Is she a man? Or is it some creature from the deep blue sea in a low budget 1950s science fiction horror drive-in movie?

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TWO WITNESSES SIGNS: My first sign this morning happened when I dumped a turd and turned around and saw that is was gone.

The second sign happened when I dumped another brown turd later that had a monkey face on it.

My first reaction was, how in the hell do they do that?

ANOTHER PAGE SIX SIX SIX SCOOP.

 GP broke the news about Sarah Palin and Donald Trump just getting engaged, and his third wife loves it.

Makes complete sense to me.

Why not have two First Ladies instead of one?

What's not to like?

Bill Clinton.

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PS HOWARD STERN: Donald Trump getting married to Sarah Palin is a ten virgins wedding thing.

Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets CRASH.

Sandra Bullock.

PS SALEM: I was in the middle of studying 2BC 41 when I suddenly realized that it was April Conference weekend in Utah.

April rhyming with ape, and all that.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Trump gave Palin his full endorsement during the GRAMMYS.

She's Pentecostal you know.

Can't wait unti I too gives you my full endorsement. 

THE SON WHO DESTROYED HIS FATHER'S IDOLS.

 In THE OFFER, Tom  Hank's son plays the conservative son who trashes his liberal father's 666 idols.

As just confirmed by that mob shooting in Sacramento that the governor was told to blame on guns made by Republicans.

Kind of like blaming climate change on innocent cow farts instead of the wickedness of the Jews, queers and niggers in ISAIAH 50, yada yada.

Not to mention the never Trumper neocons.

Hope I didn't leave anyone out.

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PS ION: I don't know about you, but I'm beginning to smell opportunity.

How about coming out with a full line of gas only vehicles by the year 2030. When nobody will be allowed to buy a real car in California, Oregon and Washington.

That's a huge market in and of itself. Complete with freeways, highways and gas stations already in place.

PS DAVID LYNCH: I'm definitely wondering what tomorrow's numbers will be at the CAESARS DOME.

YOU'RE STILL WORTH IT BABY.

 I immediately knew that the shit was going to hit the Chinese fan after my private cowboy tour of THE THUNDER DOME car museum in Enumclaw, King County.

That is after I saw their royal British limousine that was used by QUEEN ELIZABETH II in many of her royal parades in London during the 50s.

Plus, I also had a good long look at Woody Norris' 1970s PANTERA.

And then my mouth started to water as we stopped briefly at ACE HARDWARE right next to the FOUR SEASONS Chinese restaurant.

Where my private host needed to pick up a hose extension.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Enumclaw is your kind of country darling.

They say that there are more horse stables there than anywhere else outside of Kentucky in America.

PS STEVEN FRESH: See ya on the .45 flip side baby.

BIBLE SCHOOL NOTES: Hwy.410 in Pierce County, Wash/ington represents the 4.10 resurrection [erection] anniversary date of Jesus Christ.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: More 27ish, less 57ish.

WE NEED HITS.

Yeah I know, you can't go back to the well too often in Hollywood before you start to wear out your welcome.

That is unless Hollywood has run out of funny money. And you are now the richest man in Babylon who is bored to death.

Call me, let's do lunch at GREG'S in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLEY HILLS 22.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: My schedule is wide open for this "December 20th".

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PS MARK LEVIN: Us firsters don't give a flying fuck about the Ukraine because they fucked America in the ass all the time when Joe Biden was the abomination of desolation's sidekick in waiting.

"You screw me, I screw you." Jesus Christ, 12:56 am, King County, Washington time, 4.2.22.

Time to get realistic Michael Medved.

DO THE RIGHT THING

 If I was Will Smith, I would have kicked Chris Rock in the nuts first, then slapped him on the face whilst he got bent over.

Role playing the wicked who punish the wicked in the BM.

No wonder the BOOK OF MORMON is becoming bigger than the Bible in Africa these days.

And at least I would have gotten my money's worth when I had to pay him off big time under the table and on the down low.

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PS CHRIS ROCK: Anyone with half a brain knows that only physical gold chains, rings and othe bling, will be acceptable in the near future.

APRIL FOOLS

 The Final 4 is happening in the Big N.O. in WILD AT HEART inside the CAESARS SUPERDOME.

With the Final 2 happening there on the 4.4 anniversary of the assassination of MLK in Memphis, Tenn by a deer hunter.

Don't forget, ESPN is owned by the DISNEY pedo channel.

Rhymes with dizzy.

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PS LYNCH: This morning I was thinking about the bubblegum song DIZZY.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: This morning at 6:43 am, Dr. Jesus informed me on the telephone that I only have 1000 years left to live.

So I better try to make the best of it.

THE BEST OFFER QUOTES: "We need hits."