Sunday, March 27, 2022

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...

 Last week I dreamed that BYU sent me my Doctorate of Letters award early in a plain brown 10x12 envelope.

But when I hastily opened it, all I got was a big red ripe heirloom tomato that was almost pushing the envelope's seals open.

"Yeah baby, I fucked her rotten!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 1997.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS HOLLYWOOD: The brand name OSCAR is a popular hot dog reference.

PS JEFF RELF: Rememer when your late ex used to make the kids Sloppy Joes for dinner? Then years later she got the two covid jabs and dropped dead from a brain clot in Utah?

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