BRUCE WILLIS' BIG COMEBACK

 Bruce Willis' brain started to play tricks on him after he was tricked into voting for a man with dementia in 2020 by Michael Medved er all at the NATIONAL REVIEW.

Talk about harvesting votes at your local shaddy rest home in BUBBA HO-TEP.

Which was then confirmed by Bruce Troxell marrying a Kamala Harris look alike in today's desecrated mormon temple in Bellvue, Washington, King County.

Aunty Judy.

Whatever, why sell the family home in Kirkland when you can rent out those three extra bedrooms and play queen of the castle?

Yours truly playing your white horse knight in shining armor who comes to your rescue every time you fancy a fuck.

"You can still have fun even if you have wrinkles." Jane Fonda

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PS JUDY RELF: I was still sleeping with Joan Rivers when her husband Edger was dying from cancer. And she liked it.

WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?

 How about Miley Cyrus sucks on my hard 7" cock whilst I'm taking my afternoon tea with Elizabeth Hurley?

Too much magic bus?

Ok, Elizabeth Hurley gives me a nice hard grip job whilst I'm watching reruns of HANNAH MONTANA on DYSNEY +.

Whatever it takes works for me.

"I'm always open to suggestions, not!" Mike Myers

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YOU GOTTA HIT IT AND QUIT IT.

 The black dude on CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM obviously stole the show two years ago.

You wanna punch up your tv show ratings? Just inject some funny as hell black dude, with a white guy's sense of humor, somewhere into the ad lib outline.

Then just sit back and watch the amazon.com money truck back up into your driveway and ask you where you want it dumped.

Who wants to wait three years for your Jewish lawyers to give you your part of your dead Jewish mother's money anyways?

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Joe Biden er al had become so obsessed with your dark scary movies over the years, that he actually made it a felony to lynch people.

"Yeah, really." DR. EVIL 4

PS FOX: Obviously you still have too many Jews working for you in the background.

"You can't be all things to all people!" Mark Levin 

PS MEL GIBSON: Bruce Willis's brain died right before I was invited to a private tour of THE THUNDER DOME car museum in Enumclaw, Washington, King County.

"Every cloud has a silver lining." Elizabeth Taylor 

THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP.

Today I googled 'CREAM music videos' and picked the 5:02 tape of them playing WHITE ROOM at their farewell concert in 1968.

Talk about white supremacy.

Now that you can no longer Google images of Jennifer Aniston sucking on my G7" cock at some low budget Greek Russian porn site.

Then came along some light skinned guitar player from Renton, Washington, who confirmed that the exception proved the rule.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: It didn't help matters when you chose to get those two covid shots. See ya on the flip side baby.

IT WASN'T LIKE THIS EVEN A YEAR AGO.

 Now that the mob has put Joe Biden into office, I can't even use the bus stop benches anymore in Kent because they are occupied by young guys shooting up drugs and stuffing their faces with shop lifted junk food.

Talk about NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN Michael Medved.

But don't forget to wear your masks boys and girls.

Wherefore, now I find myself practicing double and triple social distancing when waiting for the 160 bus to Renton, etc.

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PS THE MERCURY NEWS: Many nurses and doctors are becoming concerned about the similarities between mercury poisoning and the negative side affects of the two covid jabs of Judah and Ephraim.

As just confirmed by all those old men who got sick after the latest negotiations between Russia and Sodom and Gomorrah.

Rhymes with gonorrhea.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Back in the 1980s, many folks in Hollywood felt that my 85 page DR. HAVOCK'S 450 SL screenplay was a bit too thin. Probably because they didn't understand that it was a TALKING HEADS musical.

With at least 20 extra pages of song and dance numbers.

STEAMROLLER BLUES

 Today's blue state steamrollers who get blown away in the 2022 elections are going to find that there will be nothing left behind in the 4:22 video of James Taylor's November, 16, 1970 prophecy called I'M A STEAMROLLER.

Taylor is from North Carolina you know.

Then we take out the trash in our own red state house of hypocrites and liars at NATIONAL REVIEW, etc.

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks." Elizabeth Taylor 

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BIBLE SCHOOL NOTES: They use steamrollers to smooth out the newly repaired roads in DANIEL 9.

Just like the one in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

APRIL MOVIE RELEASES: I'm also keeping an eye on THE OFFER movie trailer right now.

Any offer that casts me in the lead role gets my attention these days. We can always work out the details later.

CAN BLACKS GET BLACK EYES?

 You have to wonder these days. Since anyone who criticizes a black politician is a white supremacist.

For example, I believe that when a black dude gets a tattoo, it just looks like some kind of a black and blue bruise on his skin.

Or is that just me?

And usually you can't even tell what it's supposed to be. So all you say is, wow man that's pretty cool!.. When did you get it?.. yada yada yada.

"It's never polite to stare." Elizabeth Taylor 

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COPPER RIVER SOCKEYE ARE THE BEST.

 The Copper State establishment Republicans in Arizona finally cried uncle and gave up, after admitting that the stolen 2020 election was a black eye on their self righteous reputations.

Most of whom are white male christian Republican mormons who are regular talk radio fans of Michael Medved.

Yeah baby, my boyfriend's back, and he's going to save my reputation.

He's kind of big, and he's awfull strong.

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PS CHRIS ROCK: I told Will Smith to give you one million dollars, tax free, if you would humble yourself and show us that shinner you got from him.

Whatever, Smith only admitted on TWITTER how wrong he was to do that because his Jewish lawyers told him that he was looking at a $10,000,000 settlement minimum.

PS ST. PETER: No.45's hole-in-one was a CADDY SHACK Florida thing.

NEVER SAY GAY, ONLY SAY HOMOSEXUALL OR LESBIAN.

 Even I wouldn't use the word 'queer' if I were the guest speaker about latter-day prophecy at some polite society symbolism at BYU.

There's a place and a time for everything.

For example, "Sometimes you feel like a Dick, other times a nice licking is all you want." Miley Cyrus.

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PS PAUL GARRISON: How about a private pilot job flying into the best sockeye fishing locations in Alaska? 

That way you could work on a set schedule, and not be at the whim of some billionaire who can't decide where he wants to go from one day to the next.

Full medical and dental benefits of course.

SHE WORE BLUE VELVET

 The Jewish Amy Schumer wore blue velvet on stage at the OSCARS in order that we could understand why Christ Rock also was wearing blue velvet when Hollywood's NATION OF ISLAM icon bitch slapped him in the puss.

The Rock of Christ was Jewish of course, and Hollywood is run by the Jews.

Most of whom are gay.

Think BARTON FINK meets HAIL CAESAR.

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ROTTEN TOMATOES

 The FOO FIGHTERS drummer from Ta/coma should never have gotten those two covid shots.

Talk about dying from Covidism before you would die anyway from other needle freak issues.

Rhymes with committing suicide with a 'double barrel shot gun' in Seattle.

"Seattle is doing this to itself." Dori Monson

No wonder Hitler died from a 9mm in the mouth in his prophetic WW III underground bomb shelter.

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OSCAR NOTES: Will Smith bitch slapping Chris Rock on stage looked like the kind of thing that I would do.

God knows the show could use a little free publicity these days.

For example, not sure if I ever heard of a movie called CODA, but I doubt if I'll ever watch it anyway.

Rhymes too much with Covidism.

"I never get that interested in fads." Rush Limbaugh 

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO...

 Last week I dreamed that BYU sent me my Doctorate of Letters award early in a plain brown 10x12 envelope.

But when I hastily opened it, all I got was a big red ripe heirloom tomato that was almost pushing the envelope's seals open.

"Yeah baby, I fucked her rotten!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 1997.

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PS JEFF RELF: Rememer when your late ex used to make the kids Sloppy Joes for dinner? Then years later she got the two covid jabs and dropped dead from a brain clot in Utah?

STOP MAKING SENSE

 "Take me to the river, drop me in the water... I don't know why I love you like I do... After all you put me through." TALKING HEADS

The above 1984 concert movie was my come to Jesus moment.

Once I was lost, now I'm found.

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PS DANA RALF: Those two clear-water ponds at the end of MILL CREEK CANYON are perfect for baptisms and barbeques.

The lower one for the living. The upper one for the dead.

Plenty of space too for your favorite folk rock bands to set up down around the seniors center. Naturally, we would want to close off the streets and parking areas so people could "dance in streets" etc.

We would have to shuttle in the crowd from Kent's amazing parking structures of course.

I'M PISSED OFF, AND I AM IS NOT TAKING IT ANYMORE!

 Back on March 18 at 5:09 pm, I was taking a piss when Jesus said "70% on Thursday".

Then last Thursday, about 70% in that Ion Musk poll said that they were pissed off with all of today's socialist media censorship.

Kind of like Howard Stern bragging about how satellite radio is finally going to let him say anything he wants. 

Then after he got his first billion dollar contract, he started to self censor himself more than ever.

"Always follow the money." Rush Limbaugh 

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PS CHAD: Back before Covidism became all the rage, the bed and breakfast fad was the next big thing for small investors.

Now it's RV hockups for $2000 a month, complete with community showers, public bathrooms, and private security lesbians on golf carts; no personal history health questions asked of course.

Just do the math, 100 rental units a month on your average graveled off acreage next to a lake or a river full of fat trout in Idaho or Montana.

Personally, I would include a large covered picknick table area with barbecue pits etc. in order to attract a more family friendly community of single mothers and their boyfriends.

WHY EVEN HAVE A DICK THESE DAYS?

 When the abomination of desolation stepped out of his jet bathroom with a wagging foot long hot dog, and all of the Jewesses almost fainted, I knew right then and there what my special purpose was.

That being me, the private dick, in the JACKIE BROWN movie trailer prophecy.

You playing the lawless nigger in the movie who gets busted by yours truly and his undercover bitches with fat asses and thick thighs in SMOKIN' ACES.

Note the film trailer shot where she encounters my Kent housemate in BUBBA HO-TEP at the TRUMP hotel elevator doors.

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PS CHAD: People laugh at my FAT TROUT trailer park franchise business model. But there are probably a thousand places in Nevada alone where you can do anything you want, just as long as one has enough liability insurance. 

So I would figure into the monthly rent cost about two shootings a month, plus a few rapes every fiscal quarter.

Wouldn't hurt either to be a regular contributor to your local county sheriff's favorite charity fund for first responders, etc.

MIDNIGHT TELEPHONE CALL FROM JESUS

 In my own private Idaho midnight phone call from Jesus, asking me to check out the magazine rack at SAFEWAY. The other part of it was seeing QUEEN ELIZABETH II on the cover of a magazine in confirmation of my ELEPHANT MAN freak show blog.

Check out the royal portrait of Judah and Ephraim in the background, etc. etc.

"Nothing tastes as good as a cigarette should." WINSTON, 1966.

True enough, but I would only add that OLD GOLD was a cut above back then.

And KENTs were for fags, of course.

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PS HOWARD STERN: Joe Biden is now into full WAG THE DOG mode.

GOOD MORNING AMERICAN

 Last night Jesus gave me the idea of going to the SAFEWAY across from TRADER JOES and checking out their shrinking magazine rack.

And low and behold, there was Jennifer Lopez in all of her glory on the cover of a magazine.

Guess I owe you one girl.

Not to be confused with my wife who recently purchased cousin Dave's TWIN PEAKS rooming house up in Edmonds.

And then she turned around and made it into a summer camp acting clinic for kids with prodigy child issues.

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PS SALEM, UTAH: I plan on using 10% of my paper money to convert the old Edmonds High School into some west coast SCHOOL OF PROPHETS film school, circa 2bc.info 91.

"Lonely guys will do anything to get layed." Howard Stern.

PS HOWARD STERN: Most babes are turned off by guys who are too afraid to die for them.

"I would do anything for you, but I would not do that.". MEATLOAF 

OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB.

 "We're not getting anywhere this way..." Jack Nicholson on the Oregon Hwy. 101 set of ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST.

I would only add that it takes three witnesses to do the job in the BM.

Don't forget, that after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP,  the panicked Jews on the upper west side are going to come running out of their home theater condos and start trashing everything in sight.

[Probably still wearing their face diapers just in case they don't catch a cold.]

Not to mention West LA.

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HOW TO GET RICH QUICK

 What I would do if I AM was a younger 34ish man trying to make it big these days, is advertise that you could hook up your RV somewhere on my chain of graveled off lots without a computer background check.

First and last month rent and a 12-month security deposit up front naturally.

Which is about how much some rock dealers make in a week tax free in Idaho.

Or in other words, all registered sex offenders welcome, cash only of course.

Nothing in the Constitution says that you can't have fun and make all of the tax free income as you want.

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YOU PLAY THE JEW, I PLAY THE NAZI.

 "He only had a check!... Ok, no more actors." EATING RAOUL 

Talk about America writing worthless paper checks to pay for everything.

And the first guy to get the iron pan was a Jewish international banker sex pervert from West LA.

How fun!

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: That big 6 gun used to kill the lawless nigger in the EATING RAOUL opening was a DIRTY HARRY .44 magnum SMITH AND WESSON.

PS CHAD: You will need to get a legal title clearance on the name for your new housing development franchise project.

FAT TROUT being the trailer park name in TWIN PEAKS. But the brand name would be well worth it even if you had to pay a dollar and a penny for it.

SO WHAT

 Yes, it's true, I AM has been gaming you.

You nominate some fucking bitch who supports black nationalism, and hates America, I go full on white supremacist.

"Never play defence." Rush Limbaugh 

Don't forget, the US CONSTITUTION revealed to Joseph Smith allows for negro slavery and polygamy.

Which is now happening according to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY on page 66.

"I'm feeling kind of vulnerable these days." Ellen Page 

"Desperate people do desperate things." RIHANNA

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PS FOX NEWS: The stolen election in 2020 is why the wiser half of America has started to take a second look at Joseph Smith's mormon bible.

Close only counts in horse shoes.

PS EMMA WATTSON: This year's Passover starts on your April 15 birthday, and ends on Amber Heard's birthday.

TO BE OR NOT TO BE IS THE QUESTION.

 "Wherefore, take heed, my beloved brethren, that ye do not judge that which is evil to be of God, or that which is good and of God to be of the devil." MORONI 7:14

Hello Mitt Romney, from Deer Valley, Utah.

Hello myself, who once voted for you when I was so young.

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CLIFF NOTES: The royal Romeo character in the 1980-81 ELEPHANT MAN movie trailer is my prophetic type in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

Think Kent, Washington, King County meets Kent, England.

"It's pretty hard to argue with the guy." Dan Bongino

PS CHAD: Go ahead and buy that used 35' RV motor home that you have been thinking about parking on your new graveled off lot with full hook ups.

Just to get things stared.

Every new housing development has it's showroom home.

CHOOSE YOUR POISON

 Personally, I would choose Nazism over Communism any day of the week.

As explained quite clearly on Dan Bongino's right-wing AM radio show today, regarding the new world order being a dirty Jew thing.

Or in other words, do you want to spend your Sunday afternoons sitting outside at a fashionable cafe in Paris, or would you rather be waiting on a sidewalk bread line for hours in East Berlin?

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Today I was thinking about the Scotish indie band's BLUES FOR BUDDHA.

Which then reminded me of Brad Pitt's blond Nazi role in the 1997 SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET movie trailer.

No wonder the decadent west has been in full panic mode since the 90s.

PS NYT: Joe Biden's negro woman nomination is why it happened.

THE AMERICAN INLAND EMPIRE

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the one who will carve out a space in the heartland for Zion to adapt the US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith.

Of course, certain things have to happen in Utah first.

Not to mention San Bernardino, California.

The car sales capital of America.

Located right below the arrowhead springs prophecy.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: The peace train has already left the station.

PS HOWARD STERN: Again, more Nazism, less Communism. 

"Looks are everything these days" Andy War/hol

You do look great in a full length black leather trench coat. Not in some redickulous green military jacket or black pajamas.

THE SECOUND UNCIVIL WAR

 Now that I think about it, the insane civil rights war sceneario in ETHER is about the war to the end between today's Democrats and Republicans in the five finger lakes region of upper New York State in 2027.

As confirmed by that extremely ugly five virgins lake tattoo on the back of Hunter Biden; that refers to the very divisive ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

Don't forget, I still support Hunter [beach boy] Biden for vice president of California in 2028.

And no, I don't want to kill my neighbors with my unregistered plastic fantastic GLOCK 10 in the indie film MONTANA prophecy

I'll let my friends in Russia take care of that problem for me this year at pornhub.com.

See every porno where the bitch gets fucked in the ass in the end, and she loves it.

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PS REESE WHITHERSOON: For some crazy reason, my inspired virgin 9 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio has become extremely excited about your birthday tomorrow.

THE OTHER DUDE

 Trader Joe will be visiting that Polish dude on the March 25th anniversary of the day when Howard Stern had a personal encounter with the 666 mark of the beast.

Remember, this was light years before iPhones.

And my man was still telling jokes about queers, Jews and niggers.

So I'll be sure to Google what new movies come out in theaters next Friday.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Joe Biden's nomination for America's next night court judge is a trillion dollars in free campaign advertising for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

There should be a law against this kind of dark money during any major national election.

I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE.

 See every come-back indie film where the old burned out actor is the coolest guy in the movie.

 Me no shitting.

Last night I dreamed that even Ellen Page wants to make a fuck film with Brad Pitt.

You know it's over, when that kind of thing starts to regularly happen.

Especially if the two stars fall in love and get married right after the film production ends.

The guy being around 55, and the younger starlett being 35, tops.

Plus, she has only about $5,000,000 left in the bank, and he now has around $1,000,000,000 in real estate and cash assets.

So after 5 years they get divorced, and she gets the two kids and 50 big ones. Not including $5,000,000 a year in tax free child support.

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I DON'T CARE!

 One of the more prophetic lines in PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE is the title of this blog happening.

The basic idea being, if you don't care, I don't care either.

For example, America doesn't even care anymore about the differences between men and women.

Much less the difference between George Washington and Karl Marx.

Not to mention the African negro and the European Caucasian.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PS ARGENTINA: The nice thing about hooking up with Miley Cyrus is that you don't have to give up dick either.

Some days you want a hard double strawberry scoop at 31 FLAVORS, other days you feel like softly licking on their French vanilla.

Talk about a win win situation.

NEWBIE NOTES: Yeah I know, I was joking. We could never get Taylor Swift to be in Nick Cage's latest movie trailer.

But I bet that for a cool million dollars we could get Cara Delavigne.

Check out her Russian video audition reel at pornhub.com. 

Works for me; nice hard ass, full size tits, not too many distracting tattoos.

THE ROSEMOUNT MILITARY ACADEMY HAPPENING IN PIERCE COUNTY, WASHINGTON

 I was given a private tour of the LEMAY car museum annex on Bruce Willis' birthday, because the upcoming physical transfiguration is the kind of thing that is going to flip him out.

See every rebellious teenager military academy movie where the character ark is too big to believe, yet the ticket paying audience completely buys it.

I did too, after I saw Ken McLeod's resurrected lavender 57 BEL AIR in the green building, without a scratch on it.

Not to mention my man's raked 69 CHARGER with drag car slicks on the back end.

Hope, Faith, Charity, my ass.

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FURTHER EXPLAINATIONS ARE NEEDED.

 For example, I would be up to making Shawn King a REVELATION 12 Jesus baby deal if she handed over 10% of the tax-free money that she got from fucking Larry King.

Throw in her sister, and she gets a two for one deal.

"Babies are priceless." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Don't buy a new baby until you have shopped around and compared prices and customer satisfaction reviews.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: What's the big deal? America dies, and then she becomes born again in the blink of an eye.

Oh well, some girls do, and some girls don't.

PS NYT: Whenever you send your antichrist reporters into a civil war zone, they are in danger of being executed on the spot.

Get the picture?

HER BUSH IS BURNING

 Whilst George W. Bush JR. was in the Ukcraine with Bill Clinton, there erupted a surprise raging bush fire in west Texas.

"What an idiot!" Bar/bra Streisand.

No wonder he graduated from Yale with a C+ average.

At least I had a B- average when I dropped out of BYU in 1979.

Bill Gates.

"Many of my friends are college dropouts." Dan Aykyroyd 

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PS BILL CLINTON: They're coming for you. Personally, I have no dog in this fight. Hope things work out for the best for you.

I AM IS TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU.

 "Explain it to me." wispers my hot blond 27ish wife whilst I nail her in the ass in the CRASH, 1996 Andrews County, Texas prophecy.

Full disclosure; my French Canadian wife never let me go there either, much less suck off my cock and swallow my cum.

Which admittedly, left me with a negative lifetime impression when she ditched me on November 17, 1979 for the G7 beast in REVELATION 13-17.

Life is full of surprises when you're at that young and naive age.

"NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING WHORE FROM HELL!" Sam Kinison.

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PS NYT: Seems like the red states are the only ones that are taking medical science seriously these days.

IT'S A WIN WIN DEAL.

 If Russia loses the war in Ukrainia, then America loses it's war against Christianity.

How can we lose, Michael Medved?

Six, half a dozen.

"Here a bomb, there a bomb, everywhere a bomb bomb..." THE MAMAS AND THE PAPAS

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PS BEN STILLER: More Christian Science, less Scientology.

For example, climate change is caused by homosexuality, not cow farts.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Isn't it ironic? That the most thoughtful and intelligent reaction to Russia's invasion of the Ukraine is coming from the leader of South Africa in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.

The one that ends with the destruction of an oil drilling platform.

BIG TIME CRASH IN ANDREW COUNTY, TEXAS

 Maybe all of my exs really do live in west Texas.

Whatever, I do know that some of my estranged wives like Sandra Bullock, Rene Zellwigger and Eva Longoria have second homes down there.

Never hurts to have a backup plan anyway; if, when and for sure America goes to hell in a handbasket.

"The Ukraine is the size of Texas!" Dan Bongino

Located south of Mos/cow of course.

"The only thing that I want to do right now is protect my children." Sandra Bullock

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PS MR. KINZINGER: PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the best thing that ever happened to Miss America er all since sliced bread.

"Let the bombing begin!" Ronald Reagan 

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Putin sees himself as the new Ronald Reagan in TOP GUN etc. Not the other way around as the new Jimmy Carter, yada yada.

I AM THE ELEPHANT MAN FREAK SHOW.

 "Life!.. is full of surprises... The terrible Elephant Man!" opens this 1980 movie trailer prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2022.

Back when David Lynch was still almost going to be married to his film editor of course.

And I was making a thousand bucks a day pitching the VITA MIX 3600 at state fairs, home shows and teachers' conventions.

Remember, this was back when you could buy a brand new ALFA right off the boat in Long Beach, California for less than 10k, including taxes.

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PERSONAL NOTE: I think that my French ex-wife finally decided to dump me after I bought my 1976 ALFETTA without getting her permission. 

After all, she did take my two sons away from me without getting my permission either.

HAIL MARY!.. FULL OF GRACE.

 More and more, it's looking like a desperate Vladimir Putin quarterback is going to just toss a long hail Mary football missile down the field at his western enemies of America and hope that somebody on his team catches it.

Wouldn't be the first surprise finish in the history of high school football.

Where half of the players' mothers in the stands are still in their late 30s, early 40s.

"I was 19 when I lost my virginity at a [Virginia] high school football game." Sandra Bullock 

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WAR CRIMINAL!

 I know you are, but what am I?

For example. 

How many innocent babies have been killed this year in America, compared to this year in the Ukraine?

Whereas, under the new lawlessness of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, so many criminals, with long criminal records, are being arrested and immediately released back into the new world order of things without bail these days.

Meanwhile, scores of white christian political prisoners are rotting in jail in Washington, DC.

Just because the Jews, niggers and queers robbed America's national election in 2020.

Vladimir Putin must be shaking in his moon boots in AP:2 by now.

Whatever, those two powerful under the sea earthquakes off Japan were definitely an AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER 666 credit card thing.

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THE BULL MOOSE PARTY

 That bull moose who stomped on the woman's UW dog sled huskies up in Alaska represented no.45's new third party in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

True story. 

When I arrived at "ROOSEVELT high" in north Seattle, the green&orange RUFF RIDERS had won state eight years in a row.

After that, it was all down hill.

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PS ALISON DEETZ: I still have erotic dreams about fucking my French ex-wife. 

You would think that I know better by now.

PRODUCTION NOTES

 I AM your biggest fan ever. Love all of your movies. And I absolutely loved everything about your new movie trailer.

That said, I do feel that it could use a quick insert shot somewhere in there of you fucking Taylor Swift in the ass while her girlfriend laying below her is licking her clit 69 style.

That way, people won't get the mistaken impression that I'm gay.

Also, the trailer makes your fantastic ham acting skills look like you're trying a bit too hard.

That's just me of course.

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PS SENATOR GRAHAM: "Why don't you just lie down and play dead? You don't even have a name tag." AP: 3

THE SECOND COMING OF AMERICA'S SAVIOR.

 "Ample make this bed.

Make this bed with awe,

In it wait till judgement break.

Excellent and fair.

Be it's mattress straight,

Be it's pillow round;

Let no sunrise' yellow noise

Interrupt this ground."

Emily Dickinson.

Making PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP the House Speaker after the midterm tsunami would certainly be a nice constitutional way to get rid of today's two dead parties; then resurrect America into a different kind of one party government.

"If you're going to have a dictatorship, why not make it a benevolent one?" Jack Nicholson on the set of A FEW GOOD MEN, 1992.

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YOU COMING?

 Everything about the Canadian made CRASH prophecy in 1996 refers to my scarred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

No wonder that everyone in this little NR-17 art film looks like they are around 27-29 years-old, tops.

Whatever. If every guy had a blond Russian wife who looked that hot, there would be no such thing as erectile dysfunction.

Not to mention that little purple pill Joe Biden.

"My wife won't let me watch R-17 rated movies." Eric Jaderholm, circa 1979.

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PS NICK CAGE: Your movie trailer for THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT has my official stamp of approval.

That said, I do have some notes.

DRIVEN TO EXTREMES

 "In a society driven to extremes..." CRASH, 1996, Toronto, Canada.

No wonder that guys with such limp dicks, like Lindsey Graham and Mitt Romney, still believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is an extremist.

Not to mention my aunt Judy in Kirkland, Washington, King County.

Talk about men who are not able to get it up anymore in 2 NEPHI 8.

Mostly because their old overweight wives look like shit these days.

"I'd rather fuck a dog." Jeff Relf

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Ever noticed that the baby blue UN logo depicts the crosshairs of a sniper's scope?

Think DEER HUNTER's official movie trailer meets MATADOR's official movie trailer.

THE DAY SEATTLE CRASHED.

 Dr Evil warned his amazon.com employees to get out of town, while the getting is good, right before today's masking tape mandate is lifted in Seattle.

As just confirmed that the abomination of desolation has contacted Covid-19.

Pardon my bad BM grammar.

Which is better than his sidekick in MARK 13:14 getting brain cancer, or maybe a little blood clot stroke, I guess.

"You should get cancer and die!" THE KING OF COMEDY

Whatever, the cancer rate in the military has tripled after Joe Biden and Mitt Romney mandated that every sad sack gets vaxed.

And that's a fact.

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Back when Robin Williams was encouraging everyone to push the envelope, he was talking about stuffing mail-in voter ballets.

And we all know how that worked out for him in the end.

WND.COM NAILS IT.

 Thank God for little black listed web sites on the dark web that nobody ever talks about that get millions of hits every day.

Thus said "Ignoring it won't make it go away." Elizabeth Taylor 

Talking about their Sunday piece on Joe Kovacs' new book at 7:57.

I would only ask that you compare it with ETHER 8.

Nice job guys. I AM owes you big time.

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PS RICK STEVES: The co-star of ACCIDENTAL TOURIST, William Hurt, just died because God is about to put the hurt on Europe.

"Don't make me open up a can of whoop ass on you!" Robin Williams 

Too late.

YOU ARE MY OBSESSION

 "Now they'll do anything to feed their obsession." CRASH, 1996

The official music video for the above 2012 song opens with a Russian porcelain doll crashing to pieces.

See what happens when you become obsessed with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP?

Talk about Russia interfering with America's fake ballet elections.

Obsession always comes before the fall down the stairs.

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PS SENATOR GRAHAM: More Donald Trump, less Mitt Romney.

Everyone!.. Have a great day!

PS ALEC BALDWIN: You should have taken her as your second wife, instead of just shooting her down.

What's not to like?

Whatever. The nice thing about hooking up with Miley Cyrus is that she has lots and lots of girlfriends.

CRASH THIS SHIT

 "...the only way to connect, is to crash." CRASH, 1996.

That 73-car crash on the Capital Beltway in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania was about Kamala Harris crashing the reelection of no.45 in the HERSHEYS chocolate state.

Talk about a snow job Michael Medved.

It following up Trump's first election that the Ukrainians interfered with on behalf of Hillary Clinton.

What goes around, comes around.

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PS EVA LONGORIA: Even at my age, the only time I never get a boner, is because I don't want a boner.

ANOTHER WAR RUMOR: India just accidentally on purpose fired a ballistic test missile into Pakistan.

NIKE MEANS VICTORY IN GREEK ORTHODOX

 The homosexual negro Jussie Smollet declared that he was innocent on the same day in Chicago when Joe Biden blamed the whole she bang on Russia.

Meanwhile, THE NEW YORK TIMES was blaming everything on FOX NEWS' secret compact with White Russia.

No wonder Jerry Seinfeld's favorite SEINFELD episode is still BIZARRO JERRY.

See all the video clips of this one via Google if you don't believe it.

"Let's just let it go at that." Larry David responding to the criticism that eveybody on SEINFELD was white.

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PS NANCY PELOSI: See what happens when you kill innocent babies?

AMERICA THIRD!

 There will be no third party replacement killers in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY on page 66 until God gets rid of the first two parties of sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

Sorry about that Mark Levin.

"Sometimes you have to live with the devil." Mick Jagger 

Been doing that myself since the 2008 election of the abomination of desolation, and his sidekick in MARK 13:14.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Today I was thinking about the bubble gum song Crystal Blue Persuasion by Miley Cyrus.

PS PSAKI: According to computer science, Seth Rich leaked those DNC emails to wikileaks, and not the Russians. As was confirmed by his assassination in DC.

Talk about the Jews shooting America in the back.

"The Jews will stab you in the back every time!" Adolf Hitler 

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that our casual date at STARBUCKS was still on for this Sunday. Sienna Miller coming along as the little third wheel?

Just to spice things up?

25% INFLATION

 On the same day that the feds passed their latest funny money budget, I happened to step into our local dollar store and see that everything was now $1.25.

That 25% Joe.

Up from your usual 10% take from China back in the day.

"Money doesn't buy what it used to." Elizabeth Taylor 

No word yet if the new budget includes a one time $12,000 covid relief bonus for seniors.

Cheap skates!

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PS ION MUSK: Fellini's 8 1/2 prophecy was about when you would start to have doubts about building your next rocket to the moon while Rome is burning.

TOO CLOSE FOR MISSILES, SWITCHING TO GUNS.

These days I AM is being overrun with visions and vivid dreams about snipers taking things into their own hands in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY and a VIEW TO A KILL meets TAXI DRIVER, yada yada.

See every DIRTY HARRY corrupt cop movie ever made. My favorite being the one where the Will Ferrell look alike gets blown up on a high tower of Babylon in San Francisco.

In the biz they call these kind of movies "revenge films".

Take for example DEATH WISH.

Not to mention out loud DEATH TRAP.

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PUTIN BACKGROUND NOTE: "I liked TOP GUN."

PS SHAWN KING: I can fancy myself driving around in Utah behind the wheel of a restored 1974 ALFA SPIDER because America's third rated ALFA dealership is in Utah. Right behind the first one in New Jersey, and the second one in Tacoma, Washington.

Nothing handles like an ALFA.

TOO CLOSE FOR GUNS, SWITCHING TO MISSILES

 Putin is now launching more missiles into the Ukraine for a reminder that he has thousands of missiles that can hit any TARGET store in the west.

Talk about the beast who kills the whore in REVELATION 17.

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean." THE BEATLES 

"What is that supposed to mean?" Jack Nicholson in ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, 1975. 

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THE WHITE RUSSIAN HORSE FLAG PROPHECY.

 You can Google image it for yourself if you don't believe that the Russian invasion of Europe is not about THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

"Most of the homosexuals in Berlin are Jews and drug addicts." Adolf Hitler 

Hard to argue with that historical fact Michael Medved.

Hitler was a radical antichrist-smoker and a teetotaler, you know. Who almost never smiled in public.

Plus, he loved children and dogs, and he hated decadent western capitalism. 

No wonder Poland is next to get that Russian vodka OJ screwdriver in the INLAND EMPIRE prophecy.

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SHOPPER NOTES: I made a calculated decision to go back to TRADER JOES after the 70 weeks of determinations had happened in DANIEL 9.

What a shocker, I could not find even one item in the entire store that was priced higher than the last time I got kicked out of there last year.

IN THE BELLY OF THE BEAST

 Ken Keisler and I were tourists in the 666 belly of the beast when they were shooting THE BELLY OF AN ARCHITECT right outside of our hotel window in 1987.

Which was when we first encountered Tad Danieleski reading cards for the girls over at he that three fountains Square.

Later they made DUPLICITY in the same Temple Sole hotel where we were staying.

"You're gaming me!"

Julia Roberts.

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USE IT OR LOSE IT

 On the last day of the 70th week in DANIEL 9, we learned how prophetic was Hillary Clinton's gimmick about pushing the red reset A bomb button.

That will definitely cause the better half of the Jewish IRRATIONAL MAN professors to rethink their positions on Marxism, etc

Because the Jews will never get it until they get hit upside the head with a Douglas fir 2x4 from the China lady's log mill in TWIN PEAKS.

I will never forget how weirded out Putin looked when the crazy American woman whipped out that big red automic bomb launch button.

"Whatever it takes." Larry David.

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TALK RADIO NOTE: "Putin doesn't have some guy on his security patrol carrying a "football" in his briefcase." Dan Bongino

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The word NATO means born [again] in Italiano.

Also, Fellini's nuclear atomic bomb missile prophecy called 8 1/2 was about the end of Hollywood as we know it in AUSTIN POWERS 4: DOCTOR EVIL

SALVATION IS FREE LOVE

"The artists have to eat too..." Michael Jackson.

 That is, just as long as you put in your 10% cash up front of course.

Which is not as bad as it sounds, since there is no income tax in the Kingdom of God.

And any bitch who defiles the U.S. Constitution revealed to Joseph Smith will get her head cut off, Paris, France style.

For example, Princess Diana died from a broken neck in an underground crash scene in Paris.

Right after leaving that fancy TRUMP hotel location set up.

Reportedly, her last words were "...help me."

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CUT OFF AT THE KNEES

 "...if ye will sin until ye are fully ripe ye shall be cut off from the presence of the Lord." ETHER 2:15

Read protection of the Lord; as in the name 'Gregory' means protector in the old tongue.

Talk about a 10% racket deal on the down low with my niggers at the Cosa Nostra credit union.

Now that America has been taken over by millions of lawless illegal alien invaders.

And the Democrat Party government police are nowhere to be found when you need them.

Even the same ones who routinely stole the elections in the GANGS OF NEW YORK prophecy, naturally.

"Everybody owes, everybody pays." GANGS OF NEW YORK, 2002 for 2022.

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PS SNOOP DOG: The difference between my protection plan is that all of the 10% goes to my niggers, and not the Jews.

I HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED

 "You have been identified Julian." Says my long lost friend in AMERICAN GIGOLO.

Complete with erect big brown cigar reference to his life time career at BIG BROWN.

"It's a $35,000 a year job." Eric Jayderholm, 1979.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Never forget about that scene where Woody Allen was facing the Napolianic firing squad; and so he threatened to send a [GSR/TWN] letter to the New York Times.

Talk about rebuilding the wall during troubling times in DANIEL 9.

Not to mention the beltway freeway surrounding Washington, DC.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM

 "Hello girls." AMERICAN GIGOLO, 1980

Then later in the 1979 script.

"How do you seduce all of these women?" says Eric Jaderholm in the above law enforcement officer role.

Well for one thing, I don't fool around. I tell em like it is, and they can take it or leave it.

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PS ION MUSK: Oh for Christ sake, just restart the oil pipe line construction from Canada to Texas with your own money.

Fuck the Jews.

PS JENNIFER GARNER: Recent polls show that 79% of Americans believe that it's okay to have sex with your wife.

WILL THE REAL DEVIL PLEASE STAND UP.

"You're the real Devil!" Some crazy Jewish woman on the phone live with Rush Limbaugh in 1994.

Whatever, has anyone run the numbers yet on how many innocent babies are being killed in America, compared to the Ukraine?

I can't Google everything by myself.

So many amazing look alike polygamist wives at pornhub.com these days, so little time.

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PS BYU: Every honorary Doctorate of Letters degree happens spiritually before it is actually awarded physically.

BEAST VS. WHORE

 "Do you believe in God?" VANILLA SKY

Thank you Jesus! 

"This is the end, my only friend..." THE DOORS

Think BIG BROWN meets AMAZON meets FEDEX at your front door.

Or maybe it's the FULLER BRUSH man right after the AVON lady comes?

Whatever, THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE.

"You're an animal!" MOONSTRUCK

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PS PUTIN: What I would do if I were you, is just drop the F-bomb somewhere out there and claim that it was only a military exercise accident. Like who cares if you get banned from TWITTER or FACEBOOK at this point?

End of discussion. 

About whether there is a difference between men and women; or should I wear a mask, yada yada.

HER TITS ARE IN THE RINGER.

 "For no man can both serve Me and the woman..." 2BC 35: 12.

The devil was standing behind Courtney Cox' bent over ass when that package arrived because she is still a bitch on wheels; after all these years.

No wonder that the last day of the 70th week in DANIEL 9 is INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY.

"Bitch happens..." SNOOP DOG

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Russia's invasion of the Ukraine is a metaphor for today's invasion of America by the white Nazis who hate the antichrist Jews.

Never forget, if you are a Jew who would have killed Jesus too, you are the antichrist.

OWN IT BABY!

 "I meant to do that." Says Pee-wee before he knocks over all of the Trumpers' bikes in PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE prophecy about the Jews screwing America the beautiful in 2020.

Rhymes with the Jews' pee pee tape Russian propaganda news.

Which the dirty media has still not owned up to.

Michael Medved.

"Own it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN

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PEE-WEE GOT CAUGHT IN FLORIDA

 We know that Pee-wee plays the 2020 Jew boy in PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE trailer when the white christian Ephraimite trucker in red says, "Be sure and tell'em Large Marge sent ya!"

Hee hee.

Rhymes with Mayor Dana Ralf in Kent, where they paint more big rig cabs than anyplace else in the west.

If you ask me, it already feels like next year in Jerusalem.

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PS COURTNEY COX: That figure who was standing behind you when the AMAZON delivery man came to your door, was the devil himself in LOST HIGHWAY.

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

 The 1985 movie trailer for PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE is what you fucking Jewish assholes are looking at now.

Pardon my French.

But the prophetic WARNER BROTHERS movie does come to an end down at the defiled Alamo temple in Texas.

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PS MATTHEW MACONAUGHEY: There are probably more I-35 Jews like you in Texas than there are in all of Israel.

I'm thinking THE LINCOLN LAWYER meets BLOOD SIMPLE.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: I'm a nigger lover too, in the sense that nobody can play me for a fool, not even you.

I AM YOUR JEW PROBLEM NOW

 Now that Jesus has exposed the lying Jews, someone has to step in and fill the void.

Why not me?

After all I'm white, I'm Christian, I'm male, and my Swiss chocolate loving mother was Jewish.

Hope I didn't leave anything out.

Other than my great great grandmother was northern Spanish.

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PS LINDSEY GRAHAM: Wouldn't it be wonderful if both you and Putin died on the same day?

Talk about two for the price of one.

PS DAVID LYNCH: Last night I had a flash vision of that dirty hairy arm picking up the ringing telephone in MULHOLAND DRIVE.

PS KEN KEMP: Your pharmacist father down in San Diego was right. You have to reach the peak of your sickness before you get the under the counter pills.

THE BLUE VELVET STATES

 "I love you grandma, but you're going to get it." BLUE VELVET

Whereas, the blue states' velvet glove tyranny of America had to finally end, one way or the other.

Enough is enough with the drip drip Chinese water torture.

I'm thinking DEER HUNTER meets APOCALYPSE NOW.

"I liked APOCALYPSE NOW." Vladimir Putin

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PS ISRAEL MEDIA: The Russian government outlawed false war information on the same day that you guys called for outlawing false information about the covid vaccines causing blood cancer.

Oh well, what goes around comes around.

PS BILL GATES: See what happens when you and your billionaire buddies fornicate with the whore of Babylon in REVELATION 17?

WHAT WOULD JIM RUSSO AND PAUL GARRISON DO WITH ALL THAT MONEY?

 Talk about dragging a $100,000 bill [Clinton] through a trailer park in Little Rock, ARK.

No wonder Jesus recently told me that the threat to the new world order is in Bonney Lake.

Like I've always known that the Messianic Jews would some day wake up and smell the STARBUCKS coffee, if the big bucks were right.

How about .50 cents on the dollar for every big one?

For example, gas was $4 yesterday, gas is $8 tomorrow. 

But down in Texas, it's more like $2 next year in the New Jerusalem.

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PS CARA DELEVINGNE: Sorry about ignoring you for the past year. Please let me know how I can make it up to you.

You no happy, me no happy.

Perhaps you co-starring in my two remakes of FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN and BLOOD FOR DRACUL might make things better?

ZERO GRAVITY

 Last week's news about Woody Allen's new essays collection, entitled ZERO GRAVITY, secretly referred to yours truly getting my Doctorate of Letters at BYU.

I'll take that as a yes on my upcoming three-day three-way old salty sailor dog movie, co-starring Naomi Watts and Charlize Theory.

Think KNIFE IN THE WATER meets THE WEIGHT OF WATER.

There are more dime billionaires in Edmonds than you can shake a stick at.

Working title might be THE OLD LEBOWSKI.

No wonder that the good girls always go to bed with the bad boys in every low budget Roger Corman movie.

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WHAT WOULD THE MEDIA DO?

 By now it should be clear as a bell to anyone with a brain that the word 'media' is code for Jew.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Jesus Christ was also a Jew you know.

Not to mention Charlize Theron.

"The Jews are nigger lovers." Leslie Winn, 1967.

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PS NAOMI WATTS: Last night I dreamed that Woody Allen would direct your next movie if it involved a three-way with Charlize Theron.

Whatever it takes.

JESUS WAS A FUCKING JEW

 See every Hollywood movie where the antichrist antagonist is assassinated in an inside job antihero protagonist with a Greek Orthodox inner conflict.

"Never trust the Jews!" Adolf Hitler 

KING OF NEW YORK would make my top ten list of course.

And so would the 1962 movie trailer for DR. NO, a.k.a. Dr. Fauci.

CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND in the Eastern Europe scenes also comes to mind.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: One of the best things about the kids going to college in Utah, is that they don't have to worry about the niggers stealing their car.

Plus, you're never more than ten minutes away from your private jet at the international Provo airport.

"If you graduate from BYU with a law enforcement degree, and maybe a return LDS missionay minor in Spanish, the sky's the limit." Eric Jayderholm, 1974

PS ELDER RELF: You were the PA in London because now you are the PA to the Crown Prince of England in Kent, Washungton.

JUDAH VS. EPHRAIM

 As the dogs of war drag on for a week now, it's becoming more clear that Russia is role-playing Ephraim in this bitter conflict in ISAIAH 11 on the ancient Sea of Israel.

For when the Jews would be forced to finally recognize even the existence of Ephraim.

"When you got nothing to lose, you got nothing to lose." Elizabeth Taylor on one of her many divorced loser husbands. Sorry, but I can't remember which one.

I can't Google everything by myself.

"The lost tribes of Israel don't exist." Michael Medved, Mercer Island, Washington Lake, yada yada.

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PS ALIC BALDWIN: Last night at 3:06 am, I had a flash vision of Joe Rogan pushing his red TARGET shopping cart in the frozen foods area.

PS MITT ROMNEY: Who cares if you Jack Mormon Republicans are "solidly behind Ukraine" if you are no longer solidly behind America, not to mention Joseph Smith.

"First things first!" Mark Levin

PS KIT WINN: Jesus told me today that "Friends are more important than family in the temporary spirit world."

PS PETER RELF: Hear tell that there is a government program in Washington State that will pay you to gravel off ten acres and turn it into an RV rental park with full electric, water, and sewer tank hook ups.

There are limits and restrictions of course. One of them being that your trailer can't be more than 15 years-old.

Like "Cle Elum has become a victim of it's own success." Jim Russo

WHAT WOULD JUDAS DO?

 Now that Russia is providing America's Trump voters with air cover in the upcoming wipe-out election of 2022; why not steal the next nationalist election in 2024?

How hard would it be anyway if half of the Republicans actually went down to their local 24 hours KINKOS and made a few more extra after hours mail-in ballots?

Talk about Russian running election interference.

Never heard of anybody getting in trouble for something like that anyway.

So what, the Democrats will take you to the Republican controlled SUPREME COURT in 2027.

Where the 2024 election will have a snowball's chance in hell of getting reversed.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Salt dried chantrelles do fry up better for your breakfast omelettes and pasta tossings. Because they don't go mushy and all soggy on you when you splash on the Spanish Sherry a bit too much.

PS ALEC BALDWIN: In my personal opinion, you are taking too long to die. Why not just go on the Joe Rogan show and rip the bandage off in one quick swipe?