Linguists say that Italian is the best language to learn first.
No wonder that I can understand 5 languages now, even if I can't actually speak them.
At least I know what they are talking about.
But I have to admit, I'm not there yet with the Chinese. It's all gooblygood so far.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: If the bait is right, then the fish will take the hook.
If not now then when?
All of this bullshit is going to come to an end by April 2024 anyways.
So you might as well make it look like it was your idea in the first place.
"Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I always let the girls come first.
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My birthday present for you this year is that you get to make any movie that you want to next year.
Courtesy of my business partner Ion Musk.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
I'm thinking STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER, but we can save that one for later if you have something else in mind right now.
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Hey, whatever it's not onto me, it's unto Him.
My sex life is very satisfying for me right now.
But if God wants me to fuck a few more wives, then I will obey his will.
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There is no way that you Jews can stop the Word of God from happening in the 2024 election of the tall blond Jewish man.
Shit happens.
"Some of my best friends are Jews" Jerry Lewis
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Putting PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on this year's biggest losers list says something about the network's remaining problems.
Given that he was, and still is, the best President of America in my lifetime.
And I don't care who knows it.
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How else could you describe what is going on today in Washington DC?
16 months and counting until the return of Jesus Christ in CURD YOUR ENTHUSIASM.
Have you ever noticed that Larry David never does any tweets?
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"For they saw only the immediate rewards and pleasures..." 2BC 121: 7
No wonder that Jennifer Aniston has been married at least three times that we know of, not counting all of her live in lovers.
Hope to God that I can be the man who finally satisfies her needs to feel yong again.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I need you to fuck me and become pregnant with your Jesus baby in order to show the daughters of Zion how to do it.
Normal meaning obeying the ten commandments and getting baptized for the dead in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
We can work on the rest later.
You have to start somewhere.
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After I get married to Miley Cyrus in the temple in Rome, I plan on having my honeymoon in one of your hotel resort suites in Albania.
God knows that you could use a little gossip publicity these days.
Getting married to a man is no longer that interesting to anyone anyone these days.
Fucking two beautiful young women at the same time is way more intincing now.
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"... for it is about to shine forth." 2BC: 121: 14
Hey guys, would you like to have a beautiful wife who will never leave you in a thousand years?
Then you better step up and get with the program.
All women still want to look attractive well beyond their twenties.
And if you can't deal with that, then she will go someplace else to find it.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A lot of Mormons like my brother Peter get freaked out by the revelations at 2bc.info because they think that they will have to give all of their money to the UNITED ORDER credit union.
She either gets knocked up the first time that you fuck her. Or she has to wait until the second time around.
Typically is doesn't take more than four times.
Have fun in the meantime.
You only live twice.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I hope that you guys are ready. Because daddy has a brand new bag.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: Last week I dreamed that by the end of this week you are going to be ready, willing and able.
"I want to save you, but I can't do it all by myself." Jesus Christ
See every guy out there who believes that he is Jesus, especially the ones who believe that they are the one mighty and strong in D&C 85.
The best way to sort them all out, is to see how many of them claim to be the marred servant in the prophecy in 3NEPHI 20-21.
That's where the rubber hits the road.
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No wonder I have a line up of young teenagers with tight asses who can't wait to have my Jesus babies.
"Everything comes to those who wait." Elizabeth Taylor
God damn right bitch.
Don't forget, you are only allowed to fuck the girl if God says so by revelation.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Don't worry, God is never going to let you have everything that you need in this life.
PS NEWSMAX: It's not even close.
After Sandra Bullock buys up enough investment properties in the San Juan Islands, it will become a de facto country that can mint it's own silver and gold coins when the USA government goes bankrup.
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However I did find a trailer for last year's CURD YOUR ENTHUSISM where Larry David is lying on the floor dead, and then he suddenly rises up and becomes born again.
If you don't believe it, Vince Vaughn even has a cameo in this one.
Kind of like the latest TWITTER leak, wherein there were so many Federal spooks wanting to get into the movies that it all started to get "dizzy".
Rhymes with Disneyland.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Don't worry you are going to be ok. Just as long as you let me fuck Jennifer Garner and that does not interfere with our eternal relationship.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: I have a sailboat movie screenplay with your name on it. The title of it is called Edmonds, Washington.
I know, you still like having sex with the future KING OF NEW YORK.
"...and all this when the angle shall sound the trumpet." D&C 49: 23
Around five years ago I had a prophetic dream about lying in bed at my grandmother's house in Seattle. And up on the ceiling was a tv monitor where I saw Drew Barrymore in a US POST OFFICE uniform.
Now I know why.
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"And that which I have promised I have so fulfilled, and the nations of the earth shall bow to it; and if not of themselves, they shall come down, for that which is now exalted of itself shall be laid low of power." D&C 49: 10
Easier said than done of course.
Whatever, if you have the faith you can move mountains and walk on water.
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Yet most of the Jews still can't believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be elected again in 2024.
"Oh ye of little faith." Jesus Christ
Talk about America being the New Jerusalem in the BM. And Mitt Romney et al are trying to do anything that they can to stop that from happening.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You got that covid poison injected into your blood in order that you would be an object lesson on how to get healed by the powers of Christ.
In more ways than one.
Everything physical happens after the spiritual.
"They forced me to do it!" Larry David in CURB 11
"So was it the same with Mine ancient prophets, for few found women uncontaminated..."
2BC 121: 6
Forecasters are saying that Great Britain is also going into a deep freeze for two weeks starting next week.
Because pretty much all of my wives have contaminated their bloodstream with multiple 666 covid injections.
Which will lead to the blood cleansing ceremonies in their local endowment house of the Lord and their savior Jesus Christ.
Don't forget, you have to first die before you can enter into the physical transfiguration process.
"Everybody has to suffer and die, just like I did." Jesus Christ
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PS LARRY DAVID: Be patient, I will be getting around to you in one of my next postings.
Meanwhile, keep wearing that FBI wind breaker jacket while you are walking around town in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.
"endeavoring to become debt free as soon as ye are able, so that the adversary have no power over thee to destroy thee when the economic troubles come upon this nation. Even so amen." 2BC 12O: 24
The historic blizzard hit America at the same time that Mitt Romney signed off on the 1.7 trillion dollar bankruptcy act, and the bogus January 6 communist committee put out their report referral to the corrupted DOJ.
Whereas, Jesus Christ warns us to be as wise as snakes, but as innocent as doves.
"You can't fight your enemy if you don't know who he is." Machiavelli
He was Jewish of course.
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PS SARAH PALIN: You have my vote to be the handmaid of the tall blond Jewish man in 2024.
Take for example the revealed Word of God to the Shakers in D&C 49. Think Miley Cyrus hooks up with Megan Fox in a three way with me.
PS LARRY DAVID: In the Kingdom of God, there is no such thing as the seven year itch. Maybe the seven days itch, but that's not the same thing.
Why do you suppose that it is located right across the street from the mormon church in Kent?
Just for a bit of context, this area is a major suburb full of white Russians.
I always knew that there were a lot of Russians living in the Seattle area, but I didn't know that there were this many.
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PS: Wherever you find more Russians than negros, you know what comes next.
"The Russians are going to take over the world before we do." Leslie Winn, 1967
This is the concept that will lead to the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man. While yours truly is having a great time fucking Charlize Theron in the flesh.
She always wanted to have a baby.
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Just the thought of fucking Kristen Stewart gives me goose bumps and puts a chill up my spine.
Probably because the Holy Ghost has told me that I get to have ten more kids. Not including the ones that I should adopt.
"You should always do your duty." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Can I get one of your Christmas cards too?
Those who support me get blessed in a billion ways.
Evey day is now giving us more signs and hope that the tribe of Dan will bite the high horse in the heel and cause it to fall down.
Circa page 66 in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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No wonder that so many simple minded Christians view us mormons as the devil.
Hey, half of my old mormon buddies think the same way.
"The mormon church has become too christain." Joseph Smith
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Gisele Bundchen has the look that I love. More handsome than pretty, and a body that is even more amazing from the neck down.
No wonder that Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart can't wait to hook up with me.
You don't get to touch something like that unless you have entered into the covenants of Israel.
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New pictures indicate that Giselle Bundchen is now in down Brazil, just waiting for me to come down there and take care of all of her needs.
Just like I did in the 1989 WILD ORCHID prophecy.
Count me in on this one.
Have gun, will travel.
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Just so long as I keep my priorities in order of course.
Wherefore at 2bc.info it says that people who only believe in the spiritual will go to a place where there are no physical pleasures.
"Nobody wants to be where they are not welcome." Elizabeth Taylor
You can count me out on this one.
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The best two movies about the physical transfiguration are Andy Warhol's blood of Dracula and Frankenstein.
So stay tuned for the next episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.
The one where Larry David gets assaulted by violent niggers who hate white Jews.
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What do you got to lose?
You are in your 50s now.
And the only way out is through the physical transfiguration blood transfusion ceremony at your local mormon temple.
Talk about having baptisms for the undead.
"Yeah, really." Dr Evil in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
"You can't take it with you." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Your music has a way of changing people's lives. So how about one of your standard Christmass cards for my housemate, Jeff Bishop Evans at 754 Woodland Way, Kent, Washington, 98030.
Don't forget, he is the actor who will replace the role of Harry Dean Stanton in David Lynch's next movie.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: Jesus wants you to have his baby.
"For did I not previously state that those that bless him shall be blessed and those that curse him shall be cursed." 2BC 118: 8
Talk about a deal that you can not refuse.
SMOKING ACES meets WILD AT HEART, that kind of thing.
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Try if they will, try if they might, the Jews are not going to stop the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man this time around.
If you don't believe it, you might want to listen to him live on the Dan Bongino show tomorrow.
"I believe in Jesus Christ." Dan Bongino
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PS MICHAEL KNOLLS: I believe that Bibilical plural marriage helps men control their sexual urges in the proper way.
Take for example me.
Who will be fucking Miley Cyrus while my other wife Kristen Stewart enjoys watching us do it in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL.
So what.
Now that I have the kind of fuck you money that Larry David has.
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Both of us were virgins when we got married in the Provo temple on Nicole Kidman's birthday in 1974.
Wherefore, Elizabeth Hurley can take my virginity anytime that she wants.
"Easy go, easy come." Elizabeth Taylor
No wonder I still got it.
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That would be me of course.
Otherwise there is no way out for America.
"It's not like I need the money personally." Dan Bongino
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PS JULIA ROBERTS: I never was a big fan of you, but if God wants me to fuck you, I AM is certainly up to the task.
I could do a lot worse.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: The blood transfusion ceremony in the temple is all about the physical transfiguration.
See every bloody vampire movie ever made by HAMMER FILMS.
Now we know the exact address where the devil lives in Edmonds, Washington.
"I'll be right there!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY
Too much too soon?
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Now that Donald Trump has been reinstated on TWITTER, Howard Stern will also be interviewing him again on his flagging radio show in 2024.
Whatever it takes to juice things up.
"Did you hear that?.. He said Jew." Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL.
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Don't forget that it took years for the FBI detective in TWIN PEAKS to figure out who killed the pretty girls in Moscow, Idaho.
Lots of donuts and damn good coffee involved in this one.
For example, when I was making my blue velvet bed cover last night, the Holy Ghost said to me "Have a great day!"
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"For did not My servant Abraham have followers who knew that if they blessed him, they themselves would be blessed?"
"And did not the Kings and Princes of the earth at that time honor him with gifts and wealth, knowing that they would be blessed an hundred fold for doing so doing?"
2BC. 118: 24-25
"You're money baby!" Vince Vaughn in SWINGERS, 1996
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Happy belated birthday wishes from Jeff Bishop Evans at the TRIPLE CCC PLEASURE horse stables in Enemclaw, Washington, King County.
"First, the rich and the learned, the wise and the noble;" DC 58: 10.
Take for example Bill Gates, who is already spending his billions on buying up farm properties in the heart of Zion. In order that he can donate them to the United Order; so that in the next verse the ordinary folk can receive their inheritances in the Kingdom of God.
"I don't want to be a billionaire anymore." Bill Gates
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"But the hypocrites shall be detected and shall be cut off, either in life or in death, even as I will; and wo unto them who are cut off from my church, for the same are overcome of the world." DC 50; 8
This is the section about Mitt Romney voting for the deceiving Marriage Protection Act and the Inflation Reduction Act in the last days.
Meanwhile, Dan Bongino just announced that he will be moving on from his talk radio gig at the end of the 42 months period in April of 2024.
Job well done my friend.
By the way, you were spot on this week when you said that the communists at the NYT would hurt you if they could.
Which was Providentially confirmed when it was discovered that they were doxing Ion Musk and his family.
For no other reason than they wanted someone to put the hurts on him.
"The Jews are dogs." Leslie Winn quoting Adolf Hitler in 1969
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Your dreaming if you don't know that Putin is going to set off two, not one, atomic bombs inside of the G7 paradise in REVELATION 17.
Hopefully he will use the clean ones and not the dirty ones.
Nobody wants a shitloaod of blowback in their life.
"I rarely say anything rude, because I just don't need the trouble." Elizabeth Taylor
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In the Kingdom of God, there will be no hate and jealousy.
And all 7 of your wives will learn to get along with each other.
Take for example Kristen Stewart who just wants to have a couple of my Jesus babies.
Rather than put up a big stink about abortion rights like Emma Watson.
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Jesus says that he is not going to destroy Babylon until it's cup is completely full at 2bc.info.
Could be a bad thing or a good thing, depends on which way you look at it.
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Things are going to happen this weekend that are going to make a big difference in your personal life.
And I'm not just talking about Edmonds, Washington.
Pretty much all of America is funky town.
"I moved to America in the early 1970s." Anthony Hopkins
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I wish to God that this was not true.
But desperate white people do desperate things.
See you next year in Jerusalem.
Especially if you live in Utah.
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Well for one thing, Senator Grahan is a white man.
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Last night I dreamed that Senator Ghram was the only one standing in the way of George Bush and Baback Obama.
The civil war did start in South Carolina.
You can take the girl out of the county, but you can't take the girl out of the country.
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My three beautiful young wives who were stabbed to death by a destroying angle in Moscow, Idaho represented me at 2bc.info.
Think ANIMAL HOUSE meets GOTCHA.
Not to mention MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
I like them young, and I like them hard and horny.
Oops, I did it again.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm still having impressions of me fucking you and Charlie at the same time while Gwyneth Paltrow is enjoying watching us.
In the scriptures it says that the wicked who set snares for the righteous will get trapped by them themselves.
See every DIRTY HARRY [chest] sequel that was ever made.
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My late stepfather Leslie Winn used to always say that to me.
Hey, every kid in this life needs a private family tudor.
I know, it costs money, but you just have to spend the money if you want to have the honey.
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Reportedly, the left-wing media is laying off thousands of staff because half of America is not buying their bullshit anymore.
Talk about the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
Yet Michael Medved, George Bush and Barack Obama still persist.
"I used to be like that." Elizabeth Taylor
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NOTE: My antihero in HANNIBAL 2 has a covid mask on his face.
Ion Musk bought TWITTER in order that the Jews will know and understand that the tall blond man is coming back for a second time.
The guy does have a weird looking face.
Looks are everything these days.
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This was the main Machiavellian theme behind HANNIBAL 2 made in Florence, Italy.
Talk about hiding in plain sight.
Everybody knows who I AM, but nobody wants to openly talk about me in public.
No wonder I will become baptised again in Fiorenza, Italia, Toscana.
"He had a certain style about him." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her 7th husband.
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All of my movies will have to debut at that family owned independent movie theater in Edmonds, Washington.
Otherwise we don't have a deal.
"I dictate the terms in this life." Jesus Christ
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PS HOWARD STERN: This morning God told me that this is going to be a bad week for the deep throat state.
PS SIENNA MILLER: I'm now getting warnings from Google that I should not make a follow-up to HANNIBAL 2 in Siena, Italy. Which just makes the movie more interesting and more sexy.
"Casting is everything when it comes to directing." Jesus Christ.
Sometimes when you are making an iPhone movie, you just have to sit back and relax and let the actors make up their own lines.
You can always edit it out in post production on your lap top computer.
This seems to have worked pretty good in the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM series on the HBO series.
Who would have ever believed it?
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Some months ago I had a vision that the Evans Swimming Pool at Green Lake will be a major destination for Mormons who need to get rebaptised if they don't want to be excommunicated.
Post 42 months of course, half of whom voted for Joe Biden er all.
When I was growing up in North Seattle, they called that entire area east Green Lake.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: When I repent and become baptised again, I will lay my hands on your head and heal you of your mental problems.
Of course that's just the short end of the deal, but it's a good start for sure.
More and more it's looking like America is going to have to escaped 666 Babylon in REVELATION 17 if she does want to get destroyed along with her.
Talk about having a deal that you can not refuse in THE GODFATHER.
"I don't make deals." Jesus Christ
"It's either my way or the highway." Sylvester Stallone.
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Arizona's Sheriff Joe subcontraction out the forensic examination to three separate international forgery excerpts regarding Barack Obama's birth certificate.
And all three said that it was a cheap forgery.
Naturally the Jewish media completely ignored the computer laptop results.
Sound familiar?
"I don't care where he was born, it's a felony to post a forged document on a government web site." Sheriff Joe
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"I never could spell for a hill of beans." Joseph Smith
Ergo God gave him an editorial assistant who was a very good speller, just as long as he would stick to the spirit of the script.
Don't forget, I gave up screenw9riting years ago when I became more interested in ham acting than writing.
Besides, I'm a pretty damn good one at it to say say the least.
"Sometimes a man has to know his limitations." Clint Eastwood
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PS CHRIS WOOD: How was your birthday today?
THE NEW YORK TIMES is still not reporting on the TWITTER files.
No wonder that America has a Jewish problem.
"Hollywood is run by the Jews." Marlon Brandon
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Don't kid yourself. After I get my faced slashed and I start bleeding to death in THE BIG LEBOWSKI prophesy everything is going to change.
However "His life is in my hands." Jesus Christ
And I get all the girls in the end too.
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America's new bomber with flexible wings symbolises her reliance on the solf arm of flesh to protect her too much from all harm and evil.
Whereas, the only thing that can really protect her is a hard and fast obedience to the word of God.
Which is not the kind of thing that Hillary Clinton er all goes for theses days.
"There are limits to what I can tolerate." Elizabeth Taylor
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Hillary Clinton said that we're not going back.
Probably because she has no clue about far we will be going back again.
The 1969s didn't even scratch the surface.
Guys with 7 lovers, that kind of thing.
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BLADE RUNNER
Stuff like this is why Ye was on INFO WARS wearing a black death mask.
Obviously you never see this kind of thing on the boring as hell mainstream media networks.
All of them are run by the Jews of course, including FOX NEWS.
"I love men with original ideas about life." Elizabeth Taylor
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6,666,666 Jews were killed by the first beast in REVELATION 13 because typically they go for this kind of stuff.
Now what looks that is coming their way this second time around.
Fool me once... It's your fault not My fault.
I know, I have a Jesus Christ complex like my protagonist has in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
But where else are you going to get the straight skinny these days?
Paul Nester.
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Talk about the superior white race that nobody wants to talk about.
And most of them are secular liberals.
Guess it's time for a second crucifixion.
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"I don't care!" Pee-wee Herman
Why should I care if you don't care?
"The Jews are phonies!" Adolf Hitler
Hard to disagree with that fact.
"I'm a complete fraud!" Larry David
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America thinks that she can not fail because she can print all of the fake news money that she wants.
And there is nothing that the losesers on conservative talk radio can do about.
That goes for half of the Republicans too, who think that Dan Bongino is an idiot.
17 months and counting.
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Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can come back up for air in such movies as THE GRADUATE and EAT SHIT.
Don't laugh, some of these APPLE iPhone movies have a much bigger budget than you would ever image.
500k just to make a movie on your parents' phone?
That's chump change if you live in Edmonds, Washington.
"Anything to get the kids out of the house for a few hours." DYNASTY
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You know it's the end when a guy like Jim Carrey jumps ship at TWITTER.
Talk about an actor who has lost his edge.
"Some people in Hollywood have too much time and money." Elizabeth Taylor refering to her exhusband.
That would not be me of course.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The Jews at APPLE are just playing games with you.
Not only does Larry David never read anything, but he probably never listens to talk radio.
Talk about the Jewish bubble boy episode on SEINFELD back in the 1990s.
Too busy golfing I guess in southern California.
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PS HBO: How about sexing up your internet online offerings with a new series by David Lynch called THE GREEN RIVER KILLER?
Mostly it's just the Jews who cant stand the fact that Ion Musk bought out TWITTER.
"You fucking asshole!" WILD AT HEART
And don't expect to see him make any cameo appearances in the upcoming CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM episodes on HBO.
Wink wink.
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This scene towards the end of the EATING RAOUL prophecy is about the upcoming rebabtised Mormons.
Nakedness being a traditional scripture term for sin.
Note the ALFA SPIDER that my wife gets in the very end.
"I can be vey generous when I'm in the mood." THE ROCKEY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
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HOLLYWOOD MOVIE NOTES: The gossips are saying that there is going to be a new season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.
Hope one of the sessions features the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.
Talk about billions in free publicity.
PS STEVEN KING: I have not heard a peep from you lately. Other than the other night at 4:10 am when you said something about "...Smith Falls!"
Care to explain further?
Now that 5 Republicans can't decide who gets to be the leader in the house.
Why not just switch over and form a new party called the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY?
"You can't have your cake and eat it too." Elizabeth Taylor
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The volcano erupted in Hawaii for the first time in 40 years for a confirmation from God that all of the prophetic movies that Elvis made there have now come true.
"The Book of Mormon is so ridiculous." Mark Twain
Nevertheless, he did get baptised into the mormon church when he was there.
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God caused Ion Musk to buy out TWITTER because in the last days people will have to stop being so judgemental.
And yes, he does look like a Nazi.
"So what!" Woody Norris
"Looks are not that important." Elizabeth Taylor
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Now that Ion Musk has taken over TWITTER, you can say or print anything that you want.
How about this one, I can't wait to spread Keira Knightley's legs and let her know who is the King of England in Kent, Washsington, King County.
That goes for you too Emma Watson.
Seems like anytime that I'm in the mood for a big boner, all I have to do is Google pics of you two.
You do want to have some children don't you?
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According to 2BC 107, you're not supposed to fuck your girlfriend until she has received a sign and a witness first.
I know, women can be very unpredictable at times. That's why you have to have more than one wife in the Kingdom of God.
"I always leave my options open." Elizabeth Taylor
You think that that is strange? How about when I make love to Megan Fox she starts to speak in tongues right before she comes.
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If you want to hang out with me, you're gonna have to lay off the cocaine.
Besides, when it comes to having me in bed with you, I'm more fun than a barrel full of monkeys.
I'm half Jewish you know.
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Jessica Biel is still on my mind because she comes from the location where THE SHINING takes place.
And she has great big tits to boot.
What's not to like these days?
She sucks my cock dry, while I feel up her two brests?
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The above Frank Sinatra song is what it is all about today.
For example, compare the difference between the voters who support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, with the Jewish aeithists who support Joe Biden.
In the last days, 6,666,666 Jews are going to be sentenced to death again.
"You don't have to like me if you don't want to." Jesus Christ
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One can not become born again until one has died temporarily.
Whatever works for you baby.
I'm much more attracted to women in their twenties, than in their 50s.
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Sometimes when I get tired of listening to conservative talk radio, the Holy Ghost tells me to keep listening.
Circa page 66 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
"We need a plan!" Fred Ward in TREMORS
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In the second coming of Jesus Christ movie entitled BEING THERE, the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is not as bad as it seems.
Talk about friends with benefits.
Now that half of America is receiving a free benefit check from the government.
Sadly, there is no such thing as a free deli lunch sandwich at 2bc.info .
Whereas "The artists have to eat too..." Michael Jackson
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My business partner Ion Musk bought TWITTER for 44 big ones because something had to be done about it.
"We can't move forward like this." Dan Bongino
What say you Steven King?
Too many pain pills I guess.
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The inmature Jew boys in the Jewish media need to wake up and smell the coffee in TWIN PEAKS.
Real men don't read the newspapers anymore.
Why bother, when you can just turn on the radio for 15 minutes and get all of the daily news that matters at 570 KVI AM.
"I don't have time for this anymore." Elizabeth Taylor
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Today's cold war between the Republicans and the Democrats will probably become a hot war after the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
As outlined on page 66 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
50% of the Jews siding against the tall blond Jewish man in the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
The one where Jennifer Aniston finally decides to stop sitting on the fence in her APPLE TV show.
"I'm not a Trump hater." Robert Redford
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Sadly, most of today's neocons believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP hates the Jews.
Therefore Jesus says at 2bc.info that most of today's converts will not be Mormons.
I'm thinking 35% at best, give or take.
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The other half want Joe Biden to run for President in 2024.
Most of whom are regular listeners to NPR radio.
"It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks." Elizabeth Taylor
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This 2007 movie trailer is about what is about what happened to those hot babes in Moscow, Idaho.
Think Moses Lake, Washington.
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Investigators in Moscow, Idaho are now saying that the college party animals were stabbed in the heart with a deer hunter's knife, for a Divine Hunter Biden confirmation from God.
This could turn out to be a real Green River killer thing for sure.
That would take years to solve the case.
Idaho mule deer hunting being the best place to go in 2000 MULES.
Whatever, the devil probably made him do it in the name of Jesus Christ.
"Vengeance is mine." Jesus ChristErgo,
Ergo, the Colorado Springs killer of those homosexuals was a baptised LDS mormon from Texas.
"Big wow!" STAR MAPS
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Rhymes with Putin.
The skinned dog next door suggests that those 4 college party animals who were stabbed to death in their beds was a destroying angle job by God.
Much like today's unsolved livestock mutilations, ufo abductions, big foot sightings and crop circles, etc. at COAST TO COAST AM.
Who do you think caused the Red Sea to swallow up and drown the Egyptian army?
"Today's Jews don't believe in anything but themselves." Adolf Hitler
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SIDENOTE: The doggie beg of another neighbor's fluffy dog was also all cut up with a knife.
CASE NOTES: No word yet from Moscow, Idaho law enforcement. But I would suspect that all 4 of them had their throats cut OJ Simpson style.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Why would I ever want to fuck you if I could just fuck Kirsten Stewart and her girlfriend too?
I like them young and I like them with a hard ass.
2BC NOTES: The left-wing loonies at TWITTER are going to kill each other off because they don't know who is behind the take over of TWITTER by my business partner.
And that's a good thing.
According to the spoken word, Colorado Springs is supposed to be one of those safe places for the white people refugees in the last days.
Which usually includes the caveat that it has to be cleansed first.
Not to mention Chicago.
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Never forget, the 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT started in Texas, and that is the same state where it will come to an end.
"A lie never lasts." Elizabeth Taylor
You can say that again.
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Like they say, see you next year in Jerusalem.
And I really and truly believe that.
And if you have the cash in hand. You may want to even buy a condo in Edmonds, Washington.
This year, rather than next year.
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Recently the Holy Ghost has been prompting me to listen to the Jason Rantz radio show in Seattle.
Usually he is talking about some kid who got murdered after school at his mother's apartment in Federal Way.
You get the point?
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So you're not a big David Lynch movie fan.
That doesn't mean that he was not wrong in his TWIN PEAKS series.
"You have to respect the artist." Elizabeth Taylor
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Talk about 18 months and counting in REVELATION 11...
And that is being very generous on my part.
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The government announced that they will investigate Ion Musk and Donald Trump at the same time.
Spot on.
And don't tell me that the Jews don't run the world.
"Satan is the God of this world." Jesus Christ
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Are you fucking kidding me?
My biggest supporter and friend in the world is the current leader of North Korea in M.A.S.H.
Who has like 100 girlfriends.
I have been known to have a few weird friends in the past.
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All hell is going to break loose when the coach asks me to take over for the injured quarterback.
"Move over Rover, let Jimmy take over..." Jimmy Hendrix
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: We have not had our big rain storm yet this fall that produces all of those glorious white mushrooms with pink gills.
But when it happens you will be the first one to know.
"Some things you just can't change." Elizabeth Taylor
Like trying to make Republicans into Democrats, or Democrats into Republicans.
Take for example Michael Moore, who never stops barking up the wrong tree.
Yet he persists.
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Right after the tall blond Jewish man announced his second coming, that huge earthquake cluster began near the continental divide line in far west Texas.
Oh yeah, you would not believe how many Jews believe in Jesus Christ in REVELATION 16.
Of course, the men have to step forward first in order to protect the women and children.
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Ok, some of these phone films are starting to get so good that I'm tempted to call a few of them back and offer them a last cut rights contract.
"Hollywood has become so stale and boring." John Travolta
Tell me about it.
Much like the leadership of the mormon church in Utah.
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If you don't believe in the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, you probably fall into the category of the five foolish virgins in the ten virgins prophecy.
In other words, you're a nice person, even if you do belong to the church of the devil in 1 NEPHI 14.
"Some of my best friends are Jews." Jerry Lewis
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PS ELLEN PAGE: How is that whole penis thing working out for you?
What did I tell you? You should just have gone with a bid pink vibrating plastic strap-on dildo.
PS MEL GIBSON: Your main career problem now is that Hollywood is being run by the 666 antichrist Jews.
When I become a multi millionaire in Edmonds, Washington, do I want to drive around town in a 1973 TRIUMPH convertible, or a hard top German 911 6 banger?
Oh that's right, I'm half Jewish.
Guess I'm going to have to buy a house up there with a two car garage.
Where I will be fucking two wives at the same time.
Talk about pulling a train in Kent, Washington.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Don't worry, you still got the part in JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Now that I'm hooked up with Ion Musk, money doesn't matter anymore.
Obviously, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to be the next unelected leader of America.
So why even vote these days?
"If you got it, you got it." Elizabeth Taylor
Win or lose, who cares anymore?
It's all dog shit.
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"My phone never stops ringing." Elizabeth Taylor
I always knew that Kevin Costner was a phoney Hollywood actor.
Especially in his role in RUMOR HAS IT.
Probably because he always seemed to pull his punches in all of his movies.
Now he has come out and endorsed Bush JR. to be the next President of America.
In your dreams.
That's like flying to the moon in a 172.
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This is probably the best line in the BLUE JASMINE prophecy.
The one where I get to fuck the girl before she loses all of her money in REVELATION 18.
Talk about free love.
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"And ye put up as examples vile men corrupt in every way, and ye place at their feet your money that they may entertain you with their corrupt ways all the day long." 2BC 103; 47
Talk about cheating the camera angles in a Hollywood movie.
Just so you know, I'm not always opposed to that idea, just as long as it works, yada yada.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The noble red man in CAT BULLYOU represents the red horse in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Wish to God that I myself came up with that line.
No wonder that there are more theaters in Seattle than there are per square mile than there are in BULLETS OVER BROADWAY.
Never forget that the name Gregory means 'the protector' in the CAT BALLOU prophecy.
As confirmed by all of today's train robbers and killers in Seattle.
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Beware of the skinny white thin man.
One of the many prophetic signs in the original TWIN PEAKS series features my current house mate who moves his trailer to that very same place.
Talk about having a cup of GOOD MORNING AMERICA in Jennifer Aniston's APPLE show.
Either that, or Dr Evil is going to sell off his billions and donate all of it to the church of the devil in NEPHI 14.
Don't forget, back in the 1260 years, if you had enough money you could be forgiven of all your Jewish newspaper sins in the Joseph Smith bible.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: There I was Monday morning, just enjoying my cup of STARBUCKS, when I saw you walk into the front doors.
"Nobody likes a cheater." Elizabeth Taylor
At TARGET today, I saw Bono's new U2 book jacket for the upcoming physical transfiguration on display.
Later I read about Jay Leno's marred servant sign from God that happened on Sunday in one of his restored mint condition collector's cars.
Now all we have to find out is what make, model and year it was.
He is 72 years-old you know.
And he is your typical moderate Republican who seems to not stand for anything.
"Too much too soon." BLACK BALL.
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PS JAY LENO: They wrapped up your face like an Egyptian mummy right after the climate change meeting in Sodom and Egypt that you actiually voted for; even though you and Harrison Ford have a huge collection of gas cars and vintage WII war airplanes..
PersonalIy I the prefer the straight 6 TRIUMP.
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"Behold I say unto you, My kingdom is about to be set up on this earth and none shall put forth thier hand to impede its establishment. For those who fight against Zion will surely perish." 2BC 102
No wonder the antichrist Jews vote 85% Democrat.
Seems like there's a neocon Jew behind every Bush these days.
"I have never voted for a Republican in my life." John Waters
Actually that's the only kind of Republican that he has ever voted for in his entire life.
Think PINK FLAMINGO meets HAIRSPRAY.
Not to mention CRYBABY.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Johnny Depp is a Republican of course. I could set you two up, if that interests you in any way.
Maybe just a STARBUCKS date?
Or maybe he takes you home and drills you for two hours straight non stop.
"Miracles happen." Elizabeth Taylor
Don't laugh, that's exactly what my marred servant in the Seattle actors lab actor does to you at the SPACE NEEDLE mansion in the BODY DOUBLE prophecy.
No wonder when I fuck my wife she gets so excited.
It's not like my 7" dick is that big, or I have some special way to use it.
I just do my duty, and most of my wives seem to like it.
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Talk about living on a prayer.
They don't call LA the city of the angles for nothingness.
Take for example DOMINOS.
"It depends on how you look at it." Elizabeth Taylor
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Even if your girlfriend is only in her late 20s, she loves it when you call her baby.
"Time to wake up and smell the coffee." TWIN PEAKS
Talk about having a great slice of cherry pie in North Bend, Washington at the MAR T.
Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
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Oh that's right, you're a phony Jew Democrat.
Who else in this world would kill their own God and expect to get away with it in the New Jerusalem?
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Oh that's right, you're a Jew.
For example, the Jews didn't kill Jesus Christ, says Michael Medved.
The lost ten tribes of Israel is a myth.
The 2020 election was not stolen from Donald Trump.
This contract will give you last cut rights, plus 10% of the profits.
Yada yada.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Apparently it's now looking like a toss up, I fuck you and Sandra Bullock at the same same, or Jennifer Garner sucks on my cock while I finger you.
Rubbing and pressing my two wet fingers on both sides of your vagina lips.
I'm at the age now when I know how to do that of thing in the right way.
And I don't care who knows it. Austin Powers in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Don't forget, all three of the same movies are the same movie.
Just like today's popular internet series shows on APPLE and AMAZON.
"All of the Jews are related to each other in some way." Adolf Hitler
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No wonder Jennifer Aniston has the same 211 birthday as my other wife.
Can't wait to bone both of them on the same day.
Talk about the sun, sex and pasta lifestyle in California.
"Miley Cyrus knows how to show us how to do it." SUN, SEX AND PASTA IN SAN FRANCISCO
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You are going to have a 27ish ass again.
A house divided.
Don't forget my Jewish friends, we are living in the evenlying divided era of the ten virgins prophecy.
Not in the 7 virgins era. Or some other odd number that can not be eveningly divivide in half.
"More of us need to agree with each other!" Joe Biden
Which is the exact opposite thing that the Bible says in MATTHEW 10.
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Talk about the King of Sausages at a fancy expensive restaurant in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
And I say this as a guy who still likes his white veal cutlets in a white cream sauce reduction.
Which one can only buy at certain Russian delis in Kent right now.
There are probably other places in funky town where you can buy them.
But I have never heard of them yet.
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No wonder she has a very high paying reality tv type talk show gig on APPLE.
And her co star is the fake blond Republican figure Reese Witherspoon no less.
Talk about the fake news.
Time to get real America.
Of course the entire series is written, produced and directed by Hollywood Jews.
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PS HOWARD STERN: I started to get the hots for all the fast last ladies in Hollywood after I watched DEAD RINGER.
I sure hope that all of these clever iPhone movies don't take the wind out of my future movie acting career.
Just remember, the Ghost said that there will be no iPhones in the future.
Hopefully, sooner than later.
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It's looking like the 2022 election was a major ten virgins confirmation of the 50/50 ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.
Sure wish that more mormon Christians had the Spirit of Prophecy in them circa REVELATION 19.
Which is the testimony of Jesus Christ.
"You have to believe in something." Elizabeth Taylor
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The Jews still control everything because God wants the white Christians to start believing in his marred servent in 3 NEPHI 20-21.
The one who is compared to Jesus Christ in the 2BC.INFO.
No sucky no fucky if you don't caught up the money.
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And I don't care if he happens for the next 4 weeks in 2024 or the next 4 years.
All he has to do is get reelected again and wave his hand at America on the cameras for doing the right thing.
There will be no normal looking America left when I become the next big thing in THE BIG LESBIANS.
"The Jews don't look normal!" Adolf Hitler, he was only half wrong of course.
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Talk about being on the edge of wetness.
Nothing worse than trying to stick your bone into a vagina that is too dry.
"She never even gave me an inch." Jack Nicholson
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SANDRA BULLOCK: At 3:35 pm today the Ghost said "This Saturday!"
I just heard that Joe Biden is supposed to go on television and try to downplay his prophetic haircut role in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS IN MONTANA.
Good luck with that shit.
"You either got it or you don't." Elizabeth Taylor
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Reportedly, the Jews are hanging on to their powers by a slim thread, even though the white Christmas folks have taken over their whore house in DC.
Maybe, maybe not, who cares?
Guess we will have to wait and see what happens in the 42 months prophecy.
Meanwhile, it's not looking that good right now for the folks who don't believe in the BM.
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PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Something more drastic has to happen like in my own private Canadian made movie trailer for CRASH.
Not to be confused by the [defund the police] one that Sandra Bullock made.
My father's words after he took off his belt and started to whip me because I was not obeying him and going to bed on time in the 1960s.
Probably had something to do with my stash of PLAYBOY magazines that I was hiding under my mattress.
"God sees everything." Elizabeth Taylor
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In my first dream the big wave rocked my wooden row boat pretty hard and made it bounce very hard on the rocky beach in Edmonds, Washington.
In my second dream it was a towering 100' tidle wave that scared the hell out of me in 2024.
No wonder I might want to move to a little higher ground in the meantime just to be safe.
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PS JIM CARREY: See ya on the flip side baby.
I tried to reregister my voter registration from Pierce County to King County, but they had completely deleted my voter registration records.
Sorry that I am now have to do something about that.
"I'm not accustomed to being treated like this." My stepfather Leslie Winn
Kind of like that television ad for gun nuts in bikinis in PULP FICTION.
Just for your information.
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PS NANCY: One thing leads to another thing.
I don't know if the Jews ever made a rip off sequel to BOOGIE NIGHTS back in the day.
"He wasn't stupid, but he was a real jerk." Elizabeth Taylor
Sound familiar?
But at least the kids have made three AUSTRALIAN POWERS feature length movies on their cell phones.
Yeah, really.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: When you make an indie film on your cell phone, you can fuck and suck all you want.
It's not like anybody is ever going to see it any.
Unless you link it up to your Miley Cyrus video INSTRUCTIONS account.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The midterm elections are about the Mormons trying to hide the new US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith.
The one that allows you to have 7 wives in ISAIAH 4:1
Talk about Neve Campbell finally getting nailed by me in SCREAM 9.
Of course I would have to pay her a lot of money to allow me to do it to her.
Probably she will star in my next TOM ROBBINS screenplan adaptation because she could use the extra two tax free big ones.
Enough with acting in those interesting little Jewish indie film movies that only pay you union scale.
"Sometimes money is more important than art." Elizabeth Taylor
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Johnny Carson did those prophetic "edge of wetness" GSR/TWN envelovelp bits in the 1980s on his late night talk show because he knew who movie stars want to get knocked up by me if they want to have a Jesus baby.
I'm not fucking around.
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See what happens when you turn down my advances?
Jennifer Lawrence sucks on my cock and swallows a mouthful of my cum.
But it's still not the same thing as her getting married to me in a mormon temple.
"This is not a game." Elizabeth Taylor
One of the last lines that she ever said to my forerunner Richard Burton before he died from a stroke in Switcherland.
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You want to have a Jesus baby?
Then you better start doing what it takes to get pregnant for 9 months.
There are no premature born babies in my world.
That's like saying that my German speaking wife Sandra Bullock could get pregnant if we only had anal sex with a with a rubber.
"Tell that German kraut in the office that I don't go bowling on the Sabbath." THE BIGGEST LEBOWSKI
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In the movie trailer for SIDEWAYS it means that your are dead.
But Jesus says that "I don't care if they are living or dead."
Oh thank God for 7-11.
Now open 24/7/365, even in Provo, Utah.
What do you supposed Jesus was doing for 3 1/2 days before he was resurrected from the dead on 4.10?
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: When I fuck you, you are going to feel like your career has been born again.
Talk about getting a second wind in your sails again.
Well for one thing, Warren Beatty followed around Arnold Schwarzenegger on the political complain trial with a group of 1960s hippies because he sincerely believed that he was the next Adolf Hitler just he had a short haircut like him.
See what happens when guys like Larry David don't read anything?
Too busy playing golf on Martha's Vineyard I guess.
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No wonder I never cut my hair every three months if I need it or not.
Not to mention shave down my beard.
Chicks like to feel your bear on the sides of thier legs while you are eating them out.
They called it that manly feeling back in the 1960s in all of those SAILOR DOG commercials for MARLBORO cigarettes.
No wonder the government banned smoking because most of the real men were dying in their early 70s back then. Live free or die Howard Stern.
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PS JOE BIDEN: So what. Half of America is evil. I know you are but what I'm I. Pee Wee Herman.
I do have a tendency to get ahead of myself.
But honest to God, I have never had a premature ejackulation problem in my life.
"I never come until she comes... Ladies first." Jack Nicholson
"I always come first." Elizabeth Taylor
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Us half Jews are the white superior race for a reason.
What do you want?
This world is supposed to be run by a race of the filthy dirty apes in the PLANET OF THE APES prophecy?
"I like spicy food too... but not that much!" Randy Quiad
Well known Hollywood right wing conspiracy nut case.
And yes, he is a white christian baptised mormon who does not support homosexuality.
Last I heard, he was living in Vermont, just south of the border line.
He is originally from Houston, Texas you know.
Renee Zellweger.
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PS MADONNA: Don't worry, it usually takes about a year before drastic plastic surgery starts to settle down and look normal again.
Meanwhile "Do something about my puffy face!" Billy Crystal in AMERICA'S SWEET HEARTS
Both MADONNA and Jessica Simpson are acting up because they want you to know what is happening now according to the white Christian Bible.
Sex sells, yada yada...
You think God caused Joe Biden to be president for no reason in 2020 Michael Medved?
You fucking talk radio Jew.
"I still like to fuck, but not so much." Jane Fonda
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"You don't know who you're messing with." WILD AT HEART, 1989
The one where the nigger has a knife in his hand.
And then I break his kneck like a toothpick.
Circa 2020.
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How about I fuck Cara Delevigne so hard that she just wants to be a stay at home mother who just wants to have my next 6 Jesus babies; plus do all of the cooking and cleaning.
She's tall enough for the job of course.
Wouldn't hurt either if she only walked around the house in a bra and panties.
Just saying.
"If you got it, flaunt it." Elizabeth Taylor
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No Howard Stern, no Rush Limbaugh in ISAIAH 11.
Of course I'm talking about me, which is mostly the only thing that I do these days.
"The love that dares not speak it's name." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED THE
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That's what Adolf Hitler always said back in the day.
Yet he himself was an aeithist pagan worshiper of Satan.
Kind of reminds me of Joe Biden with a haircut in HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.
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They crucified Jesus Christ because he was fucking too many women too.
Don't laugh, most orthodox Jews only have one wife too these days.
No wonder they don't allow mormon missionaries in Israel.
Yes, they do have an LDS institute in the country, but you have to stay on the church campus if you don't want to get your butt spanked.
And then sent back home to Utah.
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PS NYT: Whatever your are doing, it's not working.
And of course it has nothing to do with my Wi-Fi wife Sienna Miller.
Because you are a stupid Jew who doesn't believe in anything but himself.
Some people's IQ'S are way over estimated.
And I say this because I am is obviousely the smartest half Jew in the world right now, but I still have my issues.
"Sex and violence is what sells movies" Mr. T at BYU, 1986
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So what, Sienna Miller only gets two big ones for the same movie that Brad Pitt gets twenty big ones for.
He's a man, and she is a woman.
It's not like she has to pay for any of the bills or anything.
Probably every thing that she gets goes straight into her purse.
And nobody is allowed to touch it.
Except me of course, every actress in the world is looking for that Tom Robbins screenplay that will make her the next big thing again.
Of course, I would have to sex it up a little.
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Remember, if there never was a Joe Biden, there could never have been a tall blond Jewish PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Some things have to happen before other things can happen.
Especially when it comes to the thick headed Jews.
Hopefully, even Angelina Jolie is starting to get it.
I would fuck both of them at the same time in a heart beat.
What's not to like?
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I didn't just make up Julia Relf Roberts' number 17 back in the day.
Not to mention 15.
"Once I say something, I can't take it back." Jesus Christ
Just kidding, He can say anything or do anything that He wants to.
Crazy in the head, great in bed.
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PS EMMA WATSON: It doesn't matter to me if you wear panties, or you don't wear panties.
I can always work around it.
Talk about free love in the 1960s because I love Jesus.
And yes I did drop LSD two times back then, but it freaked me out so bad that I promised Him that I would go on a mormon mission if He let me live to see another day.
Now I'm 71 years-old, and He has promised me that I get live like this until I'm 72 years-old.
Probably around some time around 7.3 in 24.
Royalty does have it's privileges.
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PS EMMA WATSON: Ok you got me, hook, line and sinker. I just saw your latest INSTAGRAMs. But don't take advantage of me.
Remember, I am the king and you are the queen.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The biggest mistake that you ever made in your life was voting for Joe Biden.
After 5 years of fucking Laurence Pierson, I just gave her the money back.
Talk about living rent free in Kent, Washington.
I haven't had a real job in years, yet they keep sending me all of this free money every month.
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Sometimes less is more.
Take for example every FOX NEWS report opening about democracy being at stake by the Republicans.
Fuck me, why not open with the latest news about Seth Rich being assassinated by Barrack Obama er all at thegatewaypundit.com.
Whatever happened to fair and balanced?
Oh that's right, FOX is now being run by a rich liberal Jew.
"The Jews own all the banks!" Adolf Hitler
Guess he forgot to mention all of the radio stations too.
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And your girlfriend's husband too...
Pardon my dangling particle.
Proper English was never my strong point in high school.
Too much time going fly fishing with Ken McLeod on the upper Stilly I suppose.
Not enough home work.
"All's well that ends well." Elizabeth Taylor
"Endings are the hardest part." Bo Goldman
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that a 27ish you was taking a shower, nice tits.
OK, this iPhone movie was ripped off from me, not the other way around this time around.
Most of the screenplay dialogue being written by me, like 15 years ago.
Oh well, at least it made it to screen.
Better late than never.
Immitation is the best form of flattery.
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Can't wait to hear me tell Julia Relf Roberts to do that.
Of course it's all just dialogue on a cell phone movie.
But I still love to hear myself say that in my dreams.
Meanwhile back at the ranch in Montana, not quite sure why the guys like to spank the girls so hard on the ass in all of those Russian pornos.
But they seem to like it.
"I'm willing to try anything at least once." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: You are going to get fingered by me like a teenager on your upcoming birthday.
"Just like a virgin." MADONNA
This is what you have to look forward to; men having 7 wives, and the women can't wait to get fucked by you like an animal.
See every cell phone movie ever made by a horny teenager in the past three and one half days.
Yes we like to see her tits, but a little more foreplay would make the movie better.
More shots of me slowly and gently running my hands through her hair, that kind of thing.
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I just role play him in all of those HAMMER FILMS that are about my late mother not understanding who I am, and what I stand for.
And yes, I do fantasize about fucking Charlize Theron in the standing position.
You have be tall enough to like that.
Frontwards, backwards, it's all good.
You lean up against the wall, I lean up against the wall.
Whatever floats your boat in Newport, California.
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PS CAMERON DIAZ: Justin Timberlake is going to get divorced from Jessica Biel.
Those who have the mark of the beast on their forehead and in their hand in REVELATION 15 know that it's coming to an end.
Well almost everybody, Michael Moore and Michael Medved being the exception that proves the ruler.
"I don't get why some people like David Lynch's movies so much." Michael Medved, 1994
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Big fucking deal, most of today's kids just repeat what they hear that their divorced patents say.
"I never say any cusss words in front of children." Elizabeth Taylor
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Talk about getting your ducks lined up in a row before you destroy the world with atomic bombs.
"Some people call me crazy." Elizabeth Taylor
"Rush Limbaugh is completely crazy!" Rob Rheiner, 1999.
Typical.
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PS MEL GIBSON: The Jews are not willing to pay for your next Jesus Christ movie because they hate white christian Republican men.
I know, most of you southern Baptists hate us Mormons from Utah.
Too much sex with too many wives I suppose.
Dog.
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According to the words of Jesus, the Jews are going to get punished for killing him in the last days.
No wonder Michael Medved never votes Republican anymore.
Yet he still has a never Trumper talk radio show on KTTH.
Talk about not believing in Jesus Christ.
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Now they are reporting that the nude man wanted to kneecap Nancy Pelosi if she didn't start telling the truth.
Talk about about getting your trust and credibility back as a talk radio host Howard Stern.
I always knew that you had it in you, but it was only a matter of time.
"Time heals all wounds." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More AM radio, less FM radio.
If you have not seen this little movie on your phone, guess you are not into the movies anymore.
And now you have just switched over to watching SEINFELD reruns on the internet.
How awful is this.
"What's the frequency?" Dan Rather
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Not kidding, that's what the Holy Ghost whispered into my ear last night at 2:35 am PST.
Who am I to argue?
"It is what it is." BOOGIE NIGHTS
Literally speaking.
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Yes. I am that guy in the KNOTTING HILL movie trailer.
The one who knocks up Julia Relf Roberts, and who refuses to get an abortion just because she loved to fuck me so much.
Hard to argue with that position.
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If I do you have to ask yourself why.
"The truth is very hard to take in a divorce court." Elizabeth Taylor
Tell me about it.
When my x French wife divorced me in a court in Oregon, I didn't even want to get into it.
Why bother?
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Thank God for little girls who are in their late 30s and early 40s by now.
As a 71 year-old man who looks in the mirror and still sees himself as a handsome 56 year-old Roger Moore James Bond 007 movie star in A VIEW TO A KILL, circa 1985.
Not to mention OCTOBER PUSSY.
Yeah I know, some of these guys who are making movies on their phone pretend to be teenagers.
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Like that time when I went to BOMBAY at the Bellevue mall, and then there was an earthquake cluster around Bombay, California in Imperial County, right below the chocolate mountains.
And then it was confirmed that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt finally finalized their divorce papers at the street number 111 court house in Los Angeles.
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Contrary to Joe Biden's protestations, there will never be enough political violence until the end of the 42 months period in REVELATION 11.
"Some things have to happen, before other things can happen." Elizabeth Taylor
No wonder she was married around 7 times.
"Practice makes perfect." Elizabeth Taylor
For example, you can never become born again unless you have died in the first place.
See every HAMMER FILM that is about that. My favorite one being BRIDES OF DRACULA.
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And I don't care how you do it. Just make it happen.
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Some people think that the Kingdom of God is communism.
Kind of like all of those Jews who think that all Republicans are fascists.
But they are all missing the point.
Take for example Ben Shapiro, who thinks that the leader of Canada is not the love child of Fidel Castro.
Or take for another example Michael Medved, who still doesn't care if Barack Obama was born on Mars.
"How predictable." Elizabeth Taylor
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Now the paranoid Jews in the media are reporting that the crazy man who hammered on Mr. Pelosi's head was a right wing nudist.
Could be true this time.
Remember, the star of THE AVENGERS was also a nudist.
Plus, he had a minor role in A VIEW TO A KILL in San Francisco.
Personally, I would rather get a bullet to the head, instead of getting my pumpkin cracked with a hammer.
I'm half Jewish myself of course.
No wonder that I have always had the hots for Holly Hunter.
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Here's a few tips if your husband likes to make love to you from behind.
Always lay down with your shoulders in the upright position, which makes your back muscles more curvaceous and sexy.
Putting all of your weight on your elbows.
Spread your legs apart a little more than you would if he was doing you from the front.
That makes your butt muscles look more tight and perky.
Sail away.
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At this point in my life, I don't know what I would do if I did not know that Taylor Swift still wants to fuck me real bad.
The part where Miley Cyrus sucks on my cock until it gets hard and long enough to do it to her sister in LIFE IS GRAND.
"Call me a pervert, I like a little butter up my butt." BOOGIE NIGHTS
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PS GISELE: Congratulations on your divorce. Can't wait until you know who dumps you know who next.
At least when I fuck you, you get all excited about it.
When was the last time that that happened in your stale and worn out marriage situation, Julia Relf Roberts?
By the way, I never wear a plastic fantastic rubber anymore; too 1960s for me.
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PS ION: In the last days, everybody is supposed to disagree with everybody.
"California is the best place to live in the world." Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sounds good to me. Now all we have to do is make that happen on the ground in real terms.
Think MULHOLLAND DRIVER.
Now that any teenager can make a feature length movie on their phone.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Ion Musk looks like a Nazi because you love to fuck the Nazis in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN.
Not to mention THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
"Brad Pitt is the best Nazi that I have ever cast in a movie." Quentin Tarantino
Hitler was to the right of course.
"You look marvelous." Billy Crystal on SNL, back in the day.
The new handsome as hell Prime Minister of England represents yours truly in the 007 OCTOPUSSY east Indian prophecy for a reason.
The one where the white Israelites are hiding inside of a black ape costume.
And everybody and his dog knows it.
Think CARNIVAL OF SOULS meets ERASERHEAD.
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For the first time ever, I received a content warning flag on my chain letter from the kids at TWITTER.
Most of whom were not even born when chain letters were the big thing at KINKOS.
Meanwhile, AMWAY continues to grow with their overpriced soaps, vitamins and skin lotions because they are the best products available in the world, bar none.
Not to mention goop.com.
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NOTE: This shit is so copacetic because I AM is the copacetic one in KING OF NEW YORK meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
PS THE POPE: More Christianity, less communism.
"And so it is when two, united for eternity come to this earth, and through the power of the Holy Ghost find it out." 2BC 101: 16.
Talk about sweet 16.
About once a year I reread my 2000 copy of the SECOND BOOK OF COMMANDMENTS from cover to cover.
Meanwhile, I have been wondering whatever happened to all of those Sienna Miller gossip reports at THE DAILY MAIL.
Then from out of the blue, they did a splash piece on her and her 29ish boyfriend.
Right as I was coming up to section 101 on the same day.
Kate Holmes.
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PS MRS. RELF: Taylor Swift's new album entitled MIDNIGHTS is such a handful that it is going to take me a few more weeks to get a handle on it. Could even take me until this Christmas season, which usually starts after Thanksgiving Day.
Meanwhile, check out the video clips of yours truly getting 7 cuts on my face in the new CHUCKY series.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: If you don't believe in Jesus Christ, then you don't believe that the 2020 election was stolen from the tall blond Jewish man by the Jews.
"This is madness." Tell me about it.
Ben Shapiro.
PS SIENNA MILLER: That scene in INLAND EMPIRE that represents the inland empire of Kent, Washington stands for yours truly lying in the street for 3 1/2 days. Plenty of space there for the gentiles sitting up on the grass for three days and watching what is going to happen next to them.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Girls who believe that they are boys are possessed by at least 7 evil spirits.
PS ANGELINA JOLIE: In the Kingdom of God, all of your children will be taken away from you and given to Brad Pitt's other wives.
PS JOE: Yours truly is the son that you always wanted me to be in IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
No wonder that all of the girls are so mad about me these days.
"For the wicked will rage, and those of My church who heed not My will, will make covenants with the wicked or die."
"Yet this reprieve will be short, for the wicked will slay the wicked and shall rage against each other until few are left. "
2BC 94: 9-10
The above mentioned reprieve could last for decades. While the gathered Israelites use their surplus paper monies to purchase silver and gold. Later to be minted and loaned out by the United Order Credit union to start up new businesses that create jobs and opportunity in the safe zones.
Or even buy out the existing ones that are failing.
The above described danger zones will be in the REVELATION 14:20 battleground states on both coasts.
"I will pour out My blessings upon My people and none shall stand against them."
[verse 18]
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NOTE: The very elderly Mitch McConnell represents the polite society leaders of the churches who will try to strike a deal with the radical left.
Talk about your latest screenplay that just writes itself in ADAPITION.
Or should I say myself?
Whatever, think CHUCKY GETS LUCKY in 2022.
Doll face.
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PS TERI RUTHERFORD: My invite to have me fuck you all night long at that cheap KING MOTEL in Enemclaw is still open.
Will the atomic bomb prophecy in HOW I STOPPED WORKING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE ATOMIC BOMB happen during mushroom season?
Makes me weak in the knees just to think about it.
Seriously, fucking three teenagers on my sailboat?
The one when I died and went to heaven. But Jesus sent me back home like in some midnight COAST TO COAST show.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Australia has also been experiencing a historic ISAIAH 50 experience this year. So you might want to sample a few of their better shiraz bottlings.
Nothing like getting your brains fucked out by a guy who has a huge boner for you.
Every day is Jesus Christ day when you hook up with me.
What do you supposed is going to happen when the Danites set off the first atomic bomb since WW 2?
"Thank you Jesus, can I have another one?" LEAVING LAS VEGAS
Yes you can.
"The French think too much of themselves." Adolf Hitler
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When the wine critics start to report that the new vintages in California taste like jam, you will know that we are into something really special in DC 58.
See every Russian porno where I'm fucking a Kristen Stewart look alike and I say that.
Pardon my French.
"I'm not confused about anything." Kristen Stewart
Nor am I.
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Not only is the lack of rain in California producing the best red wine of the century, but the heirloom tomatoes are to die for.
Talk about concentrated notes of intense flavor when I am is fucking Lindsey Lohan in SIDEWAYS.
And her girlfriend too.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: You are getting suckered if you ever buy a bottle of wine these days that is priced under $100.; wish that wasn't the case.
"You get what you pay for." Elizabeth Taylor
Talk about talk radio saving America from the international Jewish conspiracy to take over the world; including Florida and Texas.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
Just thought I would throw this mighty movie line in for the shits and giggles.
It's not like I have anything to lose these days.
"Nobody in Hollywood is returning my phone calls." Charlize Theron
I wonder why.
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If you are not listening to Dan Bongino's podcast, you probably don't know if you are afoot or horseback these days.
I know that sounds rather judgemental.
But in the Torah it says that we are supposed to exercise rightous judgement upon our enemies.
Circa 3NEPHI 20-21.
"You are so disgusting!" CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM
"The Jews are so disgusting!" Adolf Hitler
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Can you believe it?
That small band of Jewish rock stars from England, who got their start in Germany, actually invaded America and completely took over it in the 1960s.
And there was very little resistance to it.
Watch the above movie trailer if you don't believe me.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: At 2:22 am this morning, Jesus told me "You're next."
"Hope that's a good thing, and not a bad thing." Martha Stewart
Hopefully you don't get too much of it in all of God's inspired HAMMER FILMS vampire movies.
"I like garlic, but I don't like so much of it." says yours truly in THE LOST BOYS
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Now the Jewish doctors in the capitalist run hospitals are starting to make blow up dolls who look like a 27ish version of Sandra Bullock.
I would never have known that if I was not a regular reader at thegatewaypundit.com
No wonder that Hitler hated western capitalism so much.
And of course, he would be described as a right wing extreme extremist by the Jews today.
"The Jews never get it." Marlon Brando
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After they kill me up in funky town and I die and become born again in three days. It will be amazing how quickly I start to look 55ish again, just for starters.
As just confirmed by Julia Roberts showing up at some awards ceremony in a traditional vampire cape.
"Could we please get makeup and costume over here!" before the next shot.
"I hate directors who keep fussing with my hair and makeup." Elizabeth Taylor
"Make her look more pretty!" A demanding Woody Allen on the set of HANNAH AND HER SISTERS
You think that sounds crazy? I saw the above Woody Allen movie in an Orem, Utah theater 7 times in 4 weeks.
For some reason I could not get enough of it.
And now I AM is around the same age as Michael Caine's celebrity stalker was back then.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Life is full of surprises. For example, your next movie will have a $100,000,000 budget and will co-star Jim Carrey and Bill Murray fucking 7 teenagers on their 39' sailboat in Port Townsend; PG Rated of course.
Don't laugh, the Holy Shit Ghost has already informed me that Lindsey Lohan would be willing to be in it.
"I don't really care if she shows up an hour late on my movie set." Quentin Tarantino
How about Taylor Swift coming out with a new album for my October birthday entitled MIDNIGHTS?
Whilst I AM is running my healing hands through her hair as she sucks me off and swallows my cum.
How I would love to wrap that one up and tie it off with a fancy ribbon and bow.
Sadly, "Not every day is Christmas." WILD AT HEART, 1989
Just kidding, every day has been Christmas for yours truly ever since Boxing Day, 1993.
See the above 1990 movie trailer if you still don't believe in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior who suffered and died for all of your bullshit.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: No worries mate, I never expected you to start cheating on your husband until after he dies. And then it's up to me to take care of all your needs.
Teri Rutherford.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Perhaps while you are anxiously awaiting for me to come over to your house and fuck you, you my might want to invite Pierce Bronson and his wife over for dinner some time.
You could do a lot worse.
"You need to get more drastic." Jesus Christ
How about Barack Obama is now stumping for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024?
He is half Jewish you know.
You don't say.
"The Jews will always turn on you!" Adolf Hitler
Or like my stepfather Lesie Winn used to always say back in 1968 "Hitler was right!"
Remember this was back when he spoke Russian fluently, and the crazy irrational women on the UW faculty were begging him to join their humanities department.
But he prefered to sit around all day and just sip JIM BEAM and watch GUNSMOKE reruns on YOUTUBE.
Whatever floats your boat in Newport, Orange County, California.
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PS HOWARD STERN: It's time for you to start wearing the daddy pants in the family.
I'm starting to notice that some of these phone movies are gradually getting to look better on the written page.
Now that most of the 16 year-old actresses in them are starting to become 19 year---olds.
"Age is just a number." Huge Hefner
Ever seen a little mormon Utah movie called LOLITA?
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PS LL: The best thing about your husband being a polygamist mormon in ISAIAH 4:1, is that he wears the daddy pants, and not you.
"We pay the best prices for family jewelry." NORTHGATE RARE COINS AND JEWELRY
According to 2.bc.info 94, things are going to get pretty ugly when the people who are presently addicted to the 666 beast get cut off when their fiat money runs out of value.
And then they start breaking into your house to steal anything and everything of any physical value.
But of course, most people who do have any gold or silver in their safe closets are usually also huge gun nuts.
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PS HOWARD STERN: Your face appeared to me two times in the darkness last night when I could not get to sleep.
I also keep seeing Lindsey Lohan's face lately, but never her tits.
"We offer the best prices for used guns." BELLVUE GUNS
PS TOM CRUISE: Justed wanted to give you a shout out for plugging F-1 FIREARMS LLC in MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 8.
Sometimes a girl just has to do what a girl has to do.
Some of these small iPhone films are a goldmine.
Plus, you can rip off any one of them, and nobody cares.
Remember when they told you that the Internet will introduce a new era of free and uncensored speech?
Well guess what.
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Ever noticed how many of these cell phone movies have similar sounding titles?
Take for example THEY FUCKED THE WRONG GIRL!!!
Too many exclamation points of course, but the "acting" in them is pretty hot stuff.
Like in "I have the new talent if you have the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997
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Talk about a cell phone movie title that has been used too many times in recent years.
Let's hope that they freshen up the dialogue for the J 666 hearing starring Donald Trump.
"The liberals always say that you are boring when you disagree with them." Rush Limbaugh
Ever seen a boring episode of FRIENDS?
I know I have.
"Watching FRIENDS is like fucking with a rubber." John Waters
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PS ION MUSK: There is nothing that you can do to make the 666 beast in funny town love you.
So you might as well just fuck every girl who fancies you in Edmonds, Washington.
We all have our celebrity stalker issues.
For example, I would love to spread Kate Holmes' legs apart and then sink my 7" boner into her wet pussy and make her come loud and hard.
Maybe next next year in Jerusalem.
"I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY 666
Probably the most ripped off mighty line that was ever ripped off in an APPLE iphone movie.
No wonder that Donald Trump's appearance before the J6 committee will be the fuck of the century with the greatest tv ratings in the history of television shows.
Be there or be square.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I probably will not be able to get it up for you until next year in Jerusalem.
"Kind of busy right now, but I sure am looking forward to it." SPIDERMAN 17
