CLAMBLAKE

 "Cooking up a storm of entertainment!"

Don't laugh, they're already writing another 50 SHADES OF GREY.

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Whereas when I rode past the WHITE HORSE CROSSING in Kent yesterday, I looked up in the blue skies and saw a white fire breathing dragon cloud to the north.

Who was flying above another cloud that was shaped like a giant Australian reef clam.

Then later I saw that 3.3 threeway earthquake happening up in Clam Gulch, Alaska.

Wherever that is.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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NEW READER NOTES: Australian is shaped like an upside down English horse saddle.

New Zealand is a divided ten virgins prophecy.

Vanuatu is a royal GSR/TWN sex cult nudist colony.

Both Andy Warhol and Truman Capote were Republicans; not to mention Joan Rivers.

Elvis Presley was half Jewish and full Republican.