IN MY DREAMS

 Last night I dreamed that Ellen Page was giving me a great blow job; when suddenly outside my bedroom window I saw a beast walking by in the field.

This one looking like the female species in those COAST TO COAST interviews about the female Big Foots being smaller than their male counterparts.

Later, I saw those reports about Brynn Bill's look alike missing poster girl body found in a fresh grave in the backyard of a house in Alpena Township, Michigan.

"Everyone speaks Canadian in Michigan." Michael Moore

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PS DAVID LETTERMAN: Shouldn't we know by now if you have been shot up? Haven't heard any of the blond Gabbys in the media yacking about it much, one way or the other.

Which is usually a good sign.

PS FOX NEWS: You can't have your cake and eat it too.

You're either for us, or you're against us.

"The Jews talk out of both sides of their mouths!" Adolf Hitler, 1933

PS MR GOVERNOR: Police reform is anarchy. Anarchy being necessary to establish the New Order.

Not to be confused with George Bush's gay ass new world order nonsense.

Fascism always being more fashionable and sexy than socialism; with all of it's strict house rules and paternalistic restrictions.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS IN 2021

 "IT'S EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE WANTED TO DO..."

Admittedly, I've wanted to do Keira Knightley ever since I saw her in DOMINO.

Ergo, the above movie trailer's Covidism masks scene that is still stopping us from doing what we want; wherever we want; whenever we want; however we want.

Like the Jews always say, "Next year in Jerusalem."

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: I would keep most of my cash deposits in THE BANK OF CANADA right now. Whose national economy will always be based upon carbon energy.

You can take the money out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the money.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

"People don't have guns in Canada, but they do have fists." Sylvestor Stallone.

BLOW UP: BEST PICTURE OF THE YEAR 2021

 "An astonishing glimpse of today." says the new wave 19666 movie trailer for BLOW UP.

"Sometimes reality, is the strangest fantasy of all."

Talk about "Murder without guilt." 

Barack Obama.

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PS KEN KEISLER: Just for the sake of my new readers; BLOW UP will be a low budget indie film transfiguration remake co-starring you and your plural wife Susan Olson.

"Crazy in the head, great in the camera." Orson Welles

Think BLUE JASMINE meets THE JADE SCORPION, during the time when Covidism would cause a swarming nest of stinging hornets.

Not to mention blood sucking mosquitos.

PS BILL GATES: My most age appropriate 007 prophecy entitled A VIEW TO A KILL came out around the same time as MICROSOFT started to happen big time.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Congratulations, "...I definitely heard that you already got the part." paraphrasing INLAND EMPIRE.

If the money is right of course.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Your official NBA team number is 15 for a reason.

IN YOUR DREAMS

 Last night I dreamed that the Raymond Burr salesman in REAR WINDOW was hauling a big dead salmon away like a large piece of heavy luggage; while cursing the name "Nancy".

Later in the morning, I saw two dead salmon lying on the sidewalk at Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park.

"Previews of coming events." of course.

Montana being the state with a western borderline that looks like Alfred Hitchcock's iconic tv series profile introduction.

Right where all of those Stanley, Idaho [HAMMER FILMS] earthquakes have been happening for the past year or so.

Talk about brand name casting.

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PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: Guess who is going to be back now in a stolen police car?

Prophetically speaking.

PS MATTHEW PERRY: Your Malibu beach house looks like Noah's ark.

Think that you looked like we did in THREE'S COMPANY meets THREE TO TANGO.

PS FOX: Who cares if they find that psycho who killed that crazy blond bitch named Gabby. 

There's a thousand more where he came from.

COVIDISM IS THE SECOND WOE

 And the third woe cometh quickly in REVELATION 11.

Thanks to Joe Biden and Jennifer Aniston er all, the extreme right wingers in Kobul are now in de facto control of Pakistan's 150 nukes.

Even the same guys who were behind the first 911 telephone call from Jesus.

Or, how I learned to stop worrying about Covidism and love the bomb.

Rhymes with 15th Ave NE in Seattle.

Third time's the charm.

Read about every culture fad or craze in the arts that was called ''the second wave'.

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PS AUNT JUDY: Last night I dreamed that you were really starting to get concerned about the children these days.

PS MISS MONTANA: That Joe Biden train wreck happened to the west of Kremlin, Montana on Rt.2.

PS BUD: The Utah leadership of the LDS church has now become your hidden enemy in the jungles of Asia.

Or something like that.

SO DAMN COOL!

 In case you haven't figured it out yet, Covidism is not cool.

"Real men don't wear rubbers." Steve McQueen 

"Rubber tits turn me off." Howard Stern 

Think BREATHLESS meets LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

"Ever had a blow job wearing a rubber?" Jack Nickolson

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FALL FLY FISHING NEWS: Any west coast river that is fead by cold melting glacier ice is still a good bet for native cutthroat trout in the 6" to 9" range.

These skinny trout tend to migrate upstream to cooler waters when there is a drought in the lower reaches.

The abundance of wild porcini mushrooms along the way is just the frosting on the cake. Plus, at $45 a pound retail, that should easily pay for your gas money.

US COOL CATS HAVE NINE LIVES

 NINE is about when my baptised 8 year-old protege from Mentor, Ohio turns 9 this fall.

Whom I have been teaching basic Italian to for the past year.

As portrayed by that high fashion happening in Milano; where everyone is having a ball role playing the 2021 party people in THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING prophecy.

No wonder I was married to a French lady named Miss Cardin, and driving an ALFA, back in the 70s.

"Federico Fellini was a man of the right." THE AMERICAN SPECTATOR.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: David Lynch's take on Janis Joplin would be more out-there and weird on-top of course.

Think WILD AT HEART meets LOST HIGHWAY.

Lots of fucking in cheap motel rooms, etc.

It's not like Jeff Bezos needs to worry about losing money on some low budget indie film anyway.

Just for the shits and giggles.

Nothing worse than a multibillionaire who nobody is that interested in what he is doing anymore.

Bill Gates.

Flying to the moon are we? Been there done that.

Screwing some hot babe while she eats out your other wife? Now that's something that most guys have not tried yet.

COVIDISM IS PORNOGRAPHY

 THE CURE's 4th and most popular album was entitled PORNOGRAPHY; released by FICTION RECORDS on my French exwife's birthday back in 1982.

I'm thinking hard about a LAST TANGO IN PARIS, IDAHO meets MY OWN PRIVATE PARIS, IDAHO deal with Bruce Willis.

Woody Allen directing the two-for-one low budget horror picture show deal?

Once we get rid of the state's RHINO governor of course of course.

Fucking A man.

You can Wikipedia it if you dont believe it.

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LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION...

 Talk about doing the locomotion.

That Covidism train wreck happened to the south of Mount Brown after Governor Brown declared that you can't fuck on the first date unless both of you have been fully injected.

Otherwise you have to wear a rubber [glove] on your dick.

Talk about being forced to double bag it at your local FREDDYS in SPINAL TAP.

Whereas, whenever you hear about serious CRASH injuries; they're usually talking about broken spines and or brain concussions.

Brake a leg Larry David.

Sooner, rather than later, the better half of America is going to figure out that today's Covidism craze is just old fashion 1990s style liberalism on steroids.

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PS JEFF RELF: They have nice clean rooms with private bathroom showers for only $700 a month up at the former INTERNATIONAL HOTEL in Lynnwood.

Once owned and operated under the management of Ed Lee.

Wi-fi and or cable tv extra of course.

But get this, each hotel room still has a landline phone connection if you want to pay for it.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: I'm thinking LAST TANGO IN LYNWOOD meets JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MYLEY CYRUS.

Throw in SON OF LEBOWSKI and we could probably squeeze a three picture deal out of AMAZON PRIME.

Shit happens.

THE BREAKUP'S ALTERNATIVE ENDING IN LINCOLN PARK

 That AMTRAK train from Chicago to Seattle broke up outside Joplin, Montana, Liberty County right after that watered down 2020 election fraud report was released.

Which says nothing about the missing devices in the 666 voting machines that were connected to the www.com Internet; that is run by today's Jewish International communist bankers.

You can Google it if you still don't believe it.

No wonder that the old and tied Republican Party is going to be replaced by the new INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY; as described on page 66.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

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PS MISS MONTANA: That west bound EMPIRE BUILDER train derailed by Joplin, Montana for a sign that your Janis Joplin movie will be directed by Montana's native son David Lynch.

"At the end, Janis was drinking WILD TURKEY out of the bottle and pulling trains." Mr. Montana, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2008.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Miley Cyrus' above Janis Joplin impersonater tour show happens mostly on the Indian reservation casino circuit; starting out in Las Vegas and then ending in Reno.

COVIDISM IS FOR USERS

 "The Jews are users!" Adolf Hitler 

You can look it up if you don't believe it.

See every HAMMER FILM where the handsome youthful looking vampire is a rich Jew with his own private label red wine line in SIDEWAYS.

Including the latter one's made in California during the 70s.

"Blood is thicker than water." Marlon Brando

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: You can't talk about the second coming of Jesus Christ without talking about why the Jews killed him in the first place.

Otherwise it makes no sense; has no contemporary context or background story.

PS GOVERNOR BROWN: I'm the same guy in KING OF CALIFORNIA and KING OF NEW YORK.

Not to mention ZERO EFFECT and MANAGEMENT.

"And how was your day?" Jesus Christ, 4:09 am, PST, today.

HEINZ 57 SECRET SAUCE

 "It tastes like you dumped a bottle of kosher pickles into a blender with a cup of sugar. Then imagine pouring that over your prime rib." James Beard.

Sounds like it would go well with a glass of red MANISCHEWITZ.

Whatever.

Larry David is cruising around LA in his sidekick's classic physically transfigurated 57 BELAIR, listening to the two witnesses on the radio; when they suddenly get rammed in the ass by Covidism.

So they take the famous shark fin car to one of the five virgins car shops in the episode that was owned and operated by your typical Donald Trump supporter.

Jennifer Aniston.

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PS UNCLE JIM: The name Matthew rhymes with math.

PS BEN STILLER: Your remote home-learning internet class reading assignment for this next week is MORMON 8.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM

 "What's wrong with you?" THE BREAKUP

How about those secret 57,734 mystery ballots found in the deeply divided Grand Canyon State audit are confirmation of Larry David's obsession with the number 57 in DC 57; in his never ending HBO reality tv series called CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

Talk about the Lost Dutchman [Manhattan] Gold Mine location just outside of Scottsdale, Arizona, Maricopa County.

"All of the gold and diamond traders in the world are Jews!" Adolf Hitler

Think DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets GOLDMEMBER.

"It's a small world." James Bond

Oh yeah, "Hollywood is run by the Jews." Marlon Brand/o

Take for example, "The election was stolen in 2020 by the fake media." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

And "The Jews are thieves!" Adolf Hitler 

Most of whom are based in Manhattan and London these days of course; including FOX NEWS and SKY NEWS.

Shit, you can't get into either of these two cities anymore unless you have proof that you have a bug up your ass.

That said, "There are more Jews in Texas than one would think." LBJ 

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PS VV: There is a reason why you got a ticket in Scottsdale, Arizona.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Satan is real. And he wants to be your celebrity friend.

He wants to use you.

It's time to get concerned.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

Seems like it's aways next year in Jerusalem.

So don't count on the Jews at FOX NEWS to honestly, if ever, report on the 2020 stolen election results in Arizona.

Maybe tomorrow, but not today.

Apparently, gut checking is still more of a priority than fact checking these days.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Joe Biden's green paper money budget insanity is going to lead to a thousand no-budget rip-offs of THE FULL MONTY prophecy.

Especially now that everyone has a video camera in their pocket or purse.

PS JOE BIDEN: Don't mess with Texas.

"You're out of your element!" THE BIG LEBOWSKI

PS BARBARA STREISAND: Last night I dreamed that you were really cute and sexy when you were in your twenties; in an odd way.

Hey, whatever works, is my motto.

So is better late than never.

BAPTISM FOR THE DEAD

"The Biden administration is dead." Steve Bannon

Like in the original 1963 movie trailer for 8 1/2 ends with baptisms for the dead at least age 8.

Which is how the upcoming physical transfiguration begins in the 2bc.info revelation about everyone needing to 'die' and get baptised again.

[Read born again.]

Otherwise their 666 membership records in the mormon church will be removed after a 12 months notice deadline.

No wonder King Bud and Princess Diana bought that strange looking house in Lehi, Utah with a built in baptism font for 8-year old virgins.

Which has a strong concrete DANIEL 9 castle wall surrounding it for protection from the beasts of the field in section 67, etc. 

"When do we move in?" cousin David Relf

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I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS

 I woke up from a dream at 3:15 pm today about one of the negative side effects of the Covidism injections is that it makes people become invisible.

In this one, my dead brother Steven Relf became invisible after being fully shot up, and he could not shake it off, no matter what.

Of course he died, and became invisible to man, on my birthday back in 2018. After he put his hand on my character ark screenplay in DC 85.

Other cases involve Jennifer Aniston "disappearing" her friends who refuse to get with the 666 program.

Another example; people who refuse to become 666 junk science junkies are now seeing their careers and livelyhoods vanish right before their eyes.

And now they can't even go to a restaurant without wearing a masking and sunglasses on their invisible heads.

How symbolic.

Take for example the fully vaccinated elite private school teacher in SIDEWAYS; who still can't enter into the heavenly gourmet wine country restaurant unless he takes more of his little white pills.

The one that ends with his older red SAAB crashing into the big white oak tree of Israel.

Just before the big fat Greek church wedding of the five wise virgins finale in MATTHEW 25.

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PS GATEWAY: Your doctored image of Liz Chenny looking like George W Bush in a blond wig is the funniest thing that I have seen in years.

PS LARRY DAVID: Comedy is opinion, just like Covidism.

"That's just your opinion man." THE BIG LEWBOSKI 

DR FRANKENSTEIN WAS A GERMANIC JEW

 Take for example the latest panel of expert Jewish doctors in Israel; who are now recommending even more scientific experiments on how to live forever.

"Trust me, I'm a doctor." YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN 

Maybe they know something about the newest advancements in head replacement surgery that we don't know.

I'm no doctor of political science, I can tell you that.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Joe Biden had to happen so that America would finally wake up and smell the coffee.

Opposition in all things, yada yada.

CRY MACHO

 "I've always thought of you as a small, weak and gutless man." CRY MACHO

Therefore, the Jews, queers and niggers in the media started to cry "...macho shithead!" etc. when they saw that action hero publicity video for the above movie.

The one where the white Hispanic man on a red horse is whipping those escaped negro slaves from Haiti in a field.

For a God given confirmation of the revelation at 2bc.info 67 about giving the sons of Adam dominion over the "...beasts of the field."

Think NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN meets TRUE GRIT.

Damn right I still have all the answers.

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PS MOTHER KIDMAN: That shallow earthquake in Australia was a Covidism happening.

For example, that big one in Nicaragua was about all of those escaped negro slaves from Haiti getting to the Texas border via Central America.

PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Try to hang in there for now birthday girl. The physical transfiguration doesn't start to happen until sometime after my own 72nd birthday in Edmonds, Washington.

Nobody knows the day or the hour, not even the angels.

Sienna Miller.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Things are starting to add up. I now know who we will be casting as the unknown psycho killer in our white horse movie happening along the Green River.

Complete with a stable full of horses on 200 acres in Enumclaw.

Now all we need is a couple of name actresses who know how to ride a fast horse in order to close the deal.

"Beware of the skinny white man." Yours truly, 2005.

Chris Wood directing?

ADAPTATION

"We think you're great." Jen Psaki

 With a name like Brian Laundrie, and a Florida swamp called Car/Elton Reserve, you just know that the murder of his blond media girlfriend [Gabby] in Jackson Hole, Wyoming was an ADAPTATION 2002 movie reference to THE NEW YORKER.

As just confirmed by George W Bush's surreal Hollywood fund raiser plans for that blond Wyoming RHINO who looks like Myrle Streep with a fake nose job.

Who was also President back in 2002.

Some people just never adapt no matter what.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Never be an old cranky stick in the mud; at least not in real life.

That said, I do realize that one must jew it up for realy tv show ratings.

"I tell you this for the sake of the sinners." Jesus Christ, today at 11:05 am, PST, Kent.

"We're all sinners." Todd Herman gabbing with Dori Monson on live talk radio in Seattle.

"Todd Herman is the voice of today's hard reality." THE STRANGER, [letters to the editor]

8 1/2

 "This film is for you."

Jeff Bezos.

Elon Musk.

Richard Branson.

Hope I didn't leave anyone out.

Tom Cruise.

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PS ST PETER: Your birthday this year happened on the first day of Sukkott.

When we remember the time when the Israelitish mormons finally escaped from Sodom and Egypt starting way back in 1996.

NEW READERS: That 29ish Jewish waiter from LUNA was murdered by an older jealous OJ for a Jewish lunar calender thing. Whose tainted blood was completely drained out of him by the time the cops arrived.

Talk about a kosher slaughtering.

See every HAMMER vampire movie where the antihero is a bloodsucking Jew vineyard land owner from Romania.

And his ancient REVELATION 17 mother figure looks like Nancy Pelosi.

WHIP IT GOOD!

 "When a problem comes along, you must whip it" DEVO

This being the 1980s MTV video where today's white southwestern cowboys are cheering on the border patrol heros who are whipping the niggers.

Sadly, this one also turned out to be not true.

It was just some rough rider who was trying to get his horse under control.

While chasing down a few minories who had some take-out dinner bags in hand.

Ergo the iconic band's contemporary 2021 Covidism turtleneck outfits on their faces.

Rhymes with ironic.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Yada yada.

914 NOTE: Riding back on the free bus today, one of my older grey wives with a serious nervous twitch kept shrugging me off her shoulder whenever I tried to talk to her.

HOWARD STERN'S 1290 DAYS ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION IN DANIEL 12

 "That's right, I said it!" Mark Levin

Ergo, Joe Biden will be speaking at the UNITED NATIONS today. Which has no business being anywhere near America.

"America is not about that." THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS

See the black UN monolith in 2021 A SPACE ODISSY. Where the niggers are still going ape shit over PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Since one of his major relection campaign promises in 2024 will be to get rid of it, once and for all. 

"Get rid of it!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE

"Spit it out!" SIDEWAYS

"You're fired!" THE APPRENTICE 

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PS JEFF: Yesterday I had a flash vision of a bloody mary cocktail in hand.

"Our mother is a member of the local blue hair ladies bloody mary club." Rush Limbaugh, 1996.

PS ST PETER: Happy happy joy joy born again birthday.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: They found a $100,000,000 sapphire gem cluster in Shri Lanka when the SPENCER movie publicity pictures rolled out; featuring Kristen Stewart wearing a huge blue sap/phire ring on her finger; probably photographed months before that.

Sapphire being the birthday girl gem stone for September.

PS MISS CAR/DIN: That 1977 black LINCOLN assassination cult film prophecy called THE CAR came out right when I bought my ALFA ROMEO sports sedan down in LA; and then I blasted through southern Utah in it going around at 90 mph.

And after they stopped importing them into America, my new backup fantasy car became the BMW 5.

Exactly like the 1984 blue heron car that my nextdoor neighbor Gary drives these days.

Talk about comedians driving around in cars and getting coffee in PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.

Larry David.

I AM IS GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

"I killed em Jerry!" SEINFELD 

The one about the very annoying Ephraimite standup comedian who always refered to himself in the third person.

 Wherein, two nights ago Jesus informed me that he is going to start killing the people who are injecting the children with their tainted seed.

"Man, ok, here's that hundred bucks that I owe you!" Garry Shandling joking about George Bush Sr boldly invading Babylon back in the day.

Sadly, Bush never followed up and finished the job; typical neocon Republican.

Jimmy Fall/on.

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PS MITT ROMNEY: I so hope that my dream about you repenting and becoming rebaptised again in the born again mormon church was true.

Charity never faileth; hope springs eternal; see ya on the flip side; yada yada.

AND THE EMMY GOES TO... ME.

"The future is plastic." THE GRADUATE

 Of course I'm talking about the plastic tv movie trailer for every major plastic screen tv motion picture in Hollywood that comes out on your plastic home tv theater system these days.

Especially the ones that cost over a hundred big ones on paper to produce and distribute on your plastic laptop computer and handheld plastic device.

Their inside working chips are all made out of sand of course.

Talk about castles in the sand.

"Life is cheap to these people." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.

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PS KIT WINN: You could probably pay off your new 10,000 acre mortage with a tourist shuttle attraction for hunting chantrelles in and around the TWIN PEAKS area where you father fell down and wounded his head back in the day.

Think Bend, Oregon meets North Bend, Washington.

Never hurts to diversify one's portfolio these days.

PARANOIA STRIKES DEEP, INTO YOUR LIFE IT WILL CREEP.

 "There's something happening here..." BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD 

No wonder that today's coat and tie radical leftovers from the 1960s are so obsessed with saving America's Marxist establishment from Donald Trump's rightwing 1776 truck driving reactionary workers.

Acting is reacting, yada yada.

Take for example that secret high society Yale graduate George W Bush.

Who is now best friends with Michelle Obama.

Like in both of the 1980s movie trailers for ANIMAL HOUSE and GOTCHA!

If you get my drift.

"The bizarro episode is probably my favorite." Jerry Seinfeld.

My own personal favorite being the bubble boy one.

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PS COSMO: You graduated from EVERGREEN with a degree in Asian Art for the time when I would be living in Kent, Washington with a mysterious Chinese artist lady.

"Things are starting to add up." TWIN PEAKS

PS KIT WINN: Intelligence guided by ignorance is a recipe for disaster.

PS BEN STILLER: I had another serious radio earthquake warning last night.

How about you, heard anything from the Greek theater gods lately?

CLASSIC NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

 "It's a SLEDGEHAMMER."

Michael told me that the above BYU student film was about when the French would get stabbed in the back for supporting America's historic back stabber Joe Biden.

Particularly the part where the Loc Ness monster images are compared to a submarine telescope in all of those COAST TO COAST reports.

And all the mormon school kids are just laughing at him.

Not to mention my BYU exwife from France.

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PS BUD: You helped my ex-wife steal half of my shit back in 1980. Now it's your turn.

PS ST PETER: Jesus is just fucking with you all in the first half of 2BC: 67. 

There is nothing that I could want less than to be the head of THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS in Salem, Utah.

Sitting around in prayer meetings all day, listening to everybody bitching and complaining about this word or that word.

I'm more of an action guy. Sailing around the world on my boat; torpedoing the girls, yada yada.

THE NEXT BIG STEP

 Everybody in the Madison line dance steps the same way on cue in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW happening in 2021.

Then they all fall down at the same time.

What? 

You don't think that Nancy Pelosi looks like a freak these days?

Maybe you need to get out more often bitch.

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! 

But not until next month? Maybe the month after that?

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Check out that shot at thegatewaypundit.com where all of the secret FBI agents in RAYBANDS look just like the foolish sons of cousin David.

Talk about a set up.

SPILLING THE BEANS IN ARIZONA

 They don't call it the Grand Canyon State for nothing.

Even though it's official government logo is The Copper State.

In Divine confirmation of the breaking news on Friday about the red state Republicans finally getting their hands on the 666 computer robots that stole the election in 2020.

No thanks to George Bush, er all.

Rhymes with BUSH'S BAKED BEANS in the copper can.

What's next, there's gonna be some huge CAMPBELLS bean soup sign happening out there somewhere?

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You might as well just get down on your knees and start sucking on my cock right now. 

This weekend's timely rain happening in Kent is a mushroom hunter's dream come true.

Shaggy Manes in the grass at Clarke Lake Park? Porcinis on the moss covered logs inside Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park? 

Whatever, don't forget the Sherry.

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

You know you're in trouble when the French cancel your dinner reservations. 

☆☆☆☆☆

Especially when France finally gets it during September's mushroom hunting season madness.

Think HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER meets MIDNIGHT IN PARIS.

The part where yours truly becomes the James Bond commander of all the nuke subs in funky town.

And I get the girls too in AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER

"I'm getting goose bumps." Miley Cyrus

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PS MIKE HUCKABE: It doesn't matter if 9.18 is a set up, they can't arrest all of us. Plus the FBI is still saturated with enough patriot double agents to spoil their plans.

Here tell everybody is watching their backs at the [HANNIBAL 2] agency these days.

"Everybody and his dog wants to be in the movies theses days." Roger Corman

INLAND EMPIRE, KING COUNTY, WASHINGTON

"Something's wrong." Here.

 Kent, Washington, King County is the 4th largest commercial center in America that has no sea port.

The one about everyone getting freaked out by their paranoid imaginations.

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PS COAST TO COAST: Your follow up report on the spilled beans craze in England came out right before America's satanic temple blue hair woman arrived in England.

Which was immediately confirmed by the indictment of Hillary Clinton's two faced, fast talking, pathological liar, Jewish lawyer who looks like Jon Lovitz.

Larry David.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your Tudor mansion in LA is a Kent, England stand in for Kent, Washington.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Blood cancer has now killed all five of my best friends ever in this life.

"THE GREATEST FILM OF THE 21ST CENTURY" TRUMPETS THE BBC

 Quoting the officially restored 1:24 movie trailer for MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Could be, now that we know who the richly arrogant blue hair lady is in the satanic temple CLUB SILENCIO sequence; who is looking down on the rest of us at the current G7 happening in England.

As confirmed by the secretive Jewish media's silence surrounding her secret combination communications with General Milley, er all.

Note the movie's isolated bullet proof glass chamber covid scene with big leather chair leader.

Talk about a political "cult" mobster movie.

Rhymes with monster.

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NOTE: Yesterday at 7:00 pm, Jesus told me that everyone who has had the secret science sauce blood injections is "...gonna be hurt." by it.

Sooner or later; no pain no gain I guess.

PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Looking like all of my wives are not going to get cured until I suck all of the tainted blood out of them in every orgasmic HAMMER vampire movie rip off ever made.

Including the latter ones that mostly take place in California.

PS VAN BROOKS: Your bit part in BLOOD SIMPLE was about Texas in 2022. When the feds would try to stop people from going into bars and buying beer unless they have the 666 mark of the beast in their hand.

COVIDISM IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

 One of the striking things about America's new US CONSTITUTION revealed to Joseph Smith, is that those who betray it will be put to death.

No wonder that "The Rocky Mountain Vatigan" in Utah is still keeping it under lock and key in their basement archives.

Can't have the guys going around fucking two young wives at a time at pornhub.com can we.

Not to mention that there will be no unconstitutional income taxes in THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

"Taxation is theft." THE NEW AMERICAN

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PS FOX NEWS: You neocon Jew fucks keep "forgetting" to report that half of America's covid hospial bed patients are nothing but a bunch of cry babies; 99.8% of whom vote Democrat.

 PS BEN SHAPIRO: In case you didn't get the memo, Covidism causes various forms of blood cancers in five years.

Nothing worst than a conservative talk radio host who still recommends that the gentiles get the mosquito infection needle in REVELATION 9.

So gay.

"The Jews talk too fast!" Adolf Hitler, 1931.

DANTE'S INFERNO

 "Talk about taking over the hospital and burning it down like an inferno." Jesus Christ at 9:26 pm Wednesday, USA time.

This coming after I finally understood that there were also a pair of breading animals on Noah's Ark like the ones described in 2BC: 67, etc.

No wonder the latest NOAH movie was made on Long Island, in New York.

"The Jews are two faced!" Adolf Hitler, 1939.

"At one time, Florence, Italy was the jewel of Judah." Jesus Christ, 11:24 pm, PST, today, Kent, Washington.

Don't laugh, the Catholic church in Rome was founded by a Jew named Peter.

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NEW READER NOTES: Mel Gibson is half Jewish.

Michael Medved is completely Jewish.

There will be a complete second coming 1776 revolution revival in the Pacific Northwest; but not so much in California. 

For the most parts.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: Last night I dreamed that there will be a big spike in inflation. So you may want to adjust your investment portfolio accordingly.

Nothing lasts forever; especially if it's not worth the paper that it is written upon.

Take for example, the US CONSTITUTION.

PS DAVID LYNCH: The Chinatown lady owned the mill in TWIN PEAKS for when the time would come that I would be living on the edge of Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park in Kent. And my landlord would be some mysterious woman from China.

PS ST PETER: Brother Willy was always writing songs about his 'Renton cabin in the sky' for when he would be dead; and I would be living in the south Renton Kent BOEING business zone in a wood house made out of lumber and nails.

Chris Wood.

ATTACKING IMAGINARY ENEMIES IN 1941

 I don't know which crisis is more phony right now; Covidism or climate change.

I guess we'll have to wait until the end of this year's wildfire season on the west coast to find out.

Which usually ends from early November to late December.

Depends.

But I do know this much. Joe Biden is going to show us the way out of this by setting a personal example.

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GETTING SIDEWAYS IN 2021

 "Tonight we are celebrating Miles' book deal." SIDEWAYS

The one by Bob Woodward about the hero Gen. Milley stabbing America in the back in Kabul, entitled PERIL.

You can Google it and order it on AMAZON PRIME if you don't believe it.

Be the first kid on your block in Brooklyn to get it.

Note the green windmill setting in the above movie trailer.

And the music score by Rolfe Kent.

Larry David.

"Never let a crisis go to waste." CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Talk about tilting at windmills.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Ever heard of a little paperback pulp fiction book called STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER?

Soon to be a minor motion picture filmed in Washington State. 

Sofia Coppola directing?

For the time when I would be living with my cousin's Chinatown wife; and almost everything that she says is completely lost in translation.

FRIENDS FUCKING FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

 At 12:42 pm today, Jesus told me that he would love to be Jennifer Aniston's fuck buddy.

And maybe I could give him a hand in dealing with this one.

Kind of like baptism for the dead, with full hot tub sex benefits in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

"I shagged her rotten."

The one about Mother Mary getting royally screwed in MOSES 7:48.

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PS HOWARD STERN: Covidism is poisoning the heart of America with it's dirty needle REVELATION 9 politics.

No thanks to the blood sucking Jews.

Not to mention the queers and the niggers in AMERICAN GIGOLO.

PS BEN AFFLECK: Mike Glover looks you in SMOKIN' ACES at thegatewaypundit.com. 

FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The mob figure on the black and white movie poster for GODFATHER II is wearing Covidism gloves.

FUCK!!!

And that's a direct quote.

"I'm going down." Says Kamala Harris in a wig and makeup job in the SMOKIN' ACES movie trailer elevator scene.

"I bet you are." Says a 29ish yours truly Trump supporter in the same scene.

Think Iggy Pop meets Austin Powers.

Note the Lake Tahoe, California background context where they shot THE GODFATHER II ending.

@#&*#!!!

"Acting is reacting." BODY DOUBLE

"Talk about dangerous scarey SAVE AMERICA reactionaries using bad language that offends the network sensibilities of a George W Bush or a Mitt Romney." Jesus Christ, 2:23 am, PST, today.

"RATED R for language and nudity." Michael Medved.

"When I'm on satellite radio, I'll be using the F word all the time." Howard Stern

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WRITER NOTE: For the second time in two days, I've had a vivid dream about A FISH CALLED WANDA.

Then yesterday at 5:50 pm Kent time, Michael said simply WEDDING CRASHERS.

"I suffer from the opposite problem of writer's block." Woody Allen quoting Orson Welles.

FUCK THAT SHIT

 "Fuck that shit." said Jesus Christ to me at 2:48 pm, PST today when I was thinking about all the things that Joe Biden says.

"The son of God was a man of few words." Mel Gibson

Compare that with Adolf Hitler who couldn't stop talking either.

Fidel Castro same thing.

Larry David.

No wonder they always cut the mike when Joe Biden starts to talk too much.

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FUCKING A MAN

 See every movie by the Coen brothers with a cast of Hollywood A-list acters.

99.8% of whom would probably vote against removing the governater persona in THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING and the ten virgins WEDDING CRASHERS prophecies.

Party on dudes!

I'll eat my hat if I'm wrong on this one.

Probably because the only real long lasting cure for 666 Covidism is blood letting.

Hence the inspired blood drenched ending to such shoot-out movies like SMOKIN' ACES in REVELATION 14:20, etc.

"You don't have a movie if you don't have a bad guy." Roger Corman

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PS EL WOOD: Don't forget about my Hwy.410 vision of Mount Rain/ier erupting.

The one that looked like Joe Biden blowing his top on the BRAZIL movie poster, etc.

MIND IF I INJECT SOMETHING HERE?

 "Me fuck you long time." Jesus Christ, 5:42 pm, PST.

You have to admit, the son of man does have staying power.

See every inspired pornhub.com video where you can't believe how long the guy takes to come.

Meanwhile, all of the 18 year-old hotties are coming a second time around; often times two at a time.

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PS HOWARD STERN: When do we get concerned about you?

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Natural immunity [blood sucking transfusions] is the only way to cure the herpes virus.

Of all people, Dr. Fauci should know this by now.

Not to mention Jim Carrey.

See every virgin teen movie where the horny kids are giving each other sucking bruises on their necks.

FUCK ISRAEL

 "When do we get concerned?" SMOKIN' ACES

The Covidism needle shot in SMOKIN' ACES is about when it's time to start worrying about the FBI and the deap state triangle in 2021.

A one trillion dollar hit would draw some huge flies.

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COVIDISM UPDATE: Natural immunity is 27 times greater than unnatural immunity.

Especially if you eat one carrot a day.

Plus you don't have to worry about getting leukemia in the next five years.

FUCK IS A DUTCH WORD

 "Hit the lights, turn em off again." MANHATTAN

Oh yeah, that's Joe Biden in a costume and makeup mustache job in the above cafe scene where my exwife tells me that she could fuck the entire faculty at MIT.

Which was probably half true back in 1979.

Per the follow up line about her wasting her time fucking a married man.

CUT TO: The scene where I also have an 18 year-old wife.

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PS GEORGE W. BUSH: You lost all of your mojo when you voted for Joe Biden in 2020.

Michael Medved same thing.

Everybody hates a Judas, left or right.

PS NEW READERS: The twin towers in Manhattan represented the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11-13.

Ergo, the first one fell down and died, right before the second one did.

MANHATTAN IS A DUTCH WORD

"Let me start this over." MANHATTAN

The Holy Ghost told me that "Manhattan is a ghost town." at 9:16 am today; a.k.a 9.11.

So I googled the black and white movie trailer for MANHATTAN and was shocked to see that Woody's ex wife looked like a physically transfigurated Reese Witherspoon.

Who is now role playing some morning network news show host with Jennifer Aniston on APPLE.

Talk about the The Big Apple. 

"I always wanted to be Meryl Streep." Reese Witherspoon

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PS THE NEW YORK TIMES: I'm the only thing that you got going for you right now.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

 "Washington, DC has become a ghost town." Jesus Christ, 11:43 pm, PST.

Kind of like most of today's mormon churches out in the west.

Whereas the Jews should be more worried about the Ephraimites leaving DC, rather than invading DC.

And taking their tithing money with them.

"No need to discuss much, just drop off the key Lee" 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER.

Talk about the silent majority.

Seriously, why bother; take a walk through America's Capitol today; and all you see is niggers.

London, England, same thing.

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PS BUDDY ISRAEL: When you see Joe Biden staying in the desacrated White House MAR/RIOTT hotel suites, it's time to start worrying.

"When should we start worrying?" SMOKIN' ACES, 2006

50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

 VICE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE JOE BIDEN's blood injections order corresponded with the 666 prison escape tunnel signs in Israel.

It happening on the same day that they officially spilled the beans in RAISING ARIZONA about the stolen 666 election in 2020.

Which was a Divine fusion happening with Tom Brady playing football; while 666 Rome was burning.

Gisele Bundchen.

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PS MR VICE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE JOE BIDEN: Beans beans the magical friut, the more you eat, the more you toot.

HEAD COUNT: That Stuffed RHINO head was found north of Washington St. in Shitsburg, Penn.

That plastic Big Foot ape mannequin got it's head sawed off in Benson, Utah for a 007 OCTOPUSSY thing.

Henri left those three negro jazz musicians with their heads cut off on that big N.O. brick mural.

George Floyd's head mural was painted over by the beast who hates the black American whore in Kubal.

"Medical scientists are on the verge of successfully making full head transplants." Said an excited Rush Limbaugh back in the days.

Yada yada.

PS JENNIE: Pierce Brosnan has definitely still got it in the wallet, if you get my drift.

You can Google image the man with his latest wife if you still don't believe me.

The wine is aging well.

PS JIMMY KIMMEL: True story. Elvis Presley was baptised for the dead by a mormon Elvis impersonator in the LDS Las Vegas temple.

CLAMBLAKE

 "Cooking up a storm of entertainment!"

Don't laugh, they're already writing another 50 SHADES OF GREY.

☆☆☆☆☆

Whereas when I rode past the WHITE HORSE CROSSING in Kent yesterday, I looked up in the blue skies and saw a white fire breathing dragon cloud to the north.

Who was flying above another cloud that was shaped like a giant Australian reef clam.

Then later I saw that 3.3 threeway earthquake happening up in Clam Gulch, Alaska.

Wherever that is.

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NEW READER NOTES: Australian is shaped like an upside down English horse saddle.

New Zealand is a divided ten virgins prophecy.

Vanuatu is a royal GSR/TWN sex cult nudist colony.

Both Andy Warhol and Truman Capote were Republicans; not to mention Joan Rivers.

Elvis Presley was half Jewish and full Republican.

VICE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE JOE BIDEN

 I always knew that Joe Biden would pay for what he did to the whistle blower Larry Sinclair.

I just never imagined that it would be so huge and so spectacular.

Remember, Larry David also graduated from the same Coast Guard Accademy north of Chicago.

"Hi there sailor." HAIL, CAESAR! 2016

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Last night I dreamed that you would let me fuck you after I got you three acting gigs. 

Surprisingly, you were completely willing to let me decide which acting roles.

"I'll do anything if the guy is committed and I can trust him." Megan Fox.

PS MR CLUB 54: After my dream about Sienna Miller, she wanted to go dancing with me at the local disco tonight, circa BOOGIE NIGHTS meets KNIGHTS OF THE DEAD.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN NOTHING HAPPENS?

 Old Joe is expected to order more Covidism dictates today in order to save THE NEW ORDER.

Talk about voodoo economics George W Bush.

No wonder everyone on the left was screaming, "Bush is not my president!" back in the day.

For when Joe Biden would become the abomination of desolation's stand-in marker in MARK 13:14.

At least there were not college football stadiums full of kids in Texas yelling "FUCK BUSH!" back then.

"Two in the hand is better than one in the bush." Warren Beatty

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Leave it up to WND to post an extreme black and white angle of Joe Biden looking exactlly like Jimmy Carter.

Think CITIZEN KANE meets THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS.

THE INVISIBLE CRISIS

 "What's gonna happen, when the ghost you've been chasing disappears?" THE INVISIBLE CIRCUS, 2001

Talk about the con of man in searching for the Holy Grail of politics in MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.

Hey Joe, it's right there in front of your mask covered schnoz.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Michael reminded me that a "storm" is coming at 7:13 pm this evening.

PS TRADER JOE'S: Fuck Joe Biden, and the horse he rode in on.

PS BEN STILLER: When I walked by 31 FLAVORS the other day, some fat guy got out of his pickup and walked towards their doors.

Then the day after, I discovered that our freezer was suddenly stuffed full of strawberry icecream half gallons.

More than I've ever seen before.

PS JENNIE: If that whole thing doesn't pan out for you down in Shelton, Washington, I can hook you up with Pierce Bronson. 

He may have a few miles on him, but he's still got it.

CHARLIZE THERON IS HALF FRENCH AND HALF GERMAN

 "Most anti vaxxers are white supremacist Nazis!" only half joking.

Thankfully, her better German half has already banned manditory 666 Covidism injections.

By way of South Africa of course.

Which is all about Fat Bastard stealing Austin Powers' mojo blood with a big fat Covidism needle in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Wherefore, the third [jab] sequel takes place in Japan. Where they too have also banned mandatory Covidism injections forever.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Your son in law has the cash to buy the house in Lehi at fare market value.

PS KIT WINN: Last night I dreamed that we two were about to parachute off the I-5 bridge in Seattle.

CHARLIZE THERON SUCKS

 The 3:57 trailer for 400 BLOWS promises to "...sting for a long time yet." 

Supposedly made by yours truly, "...who risked retaliation by becoming a director."

Who also plays the "...mischievous protagonist." in front of the camera in the above new wave film.

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PS BEN STILLER: In the past week, from completely out of the blue, I have had three vivid dreams about you. 

There must be something to you playing my sidekick in ZERO EFFECT after all.

PS FOX: Why so mysterious about the stolen election in 2020?

Cat got your tongue?

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Last night Jesus told me that a number of unvetted terrorists from Afganistan have now entered America; and they are up to no good.

Think AIRPLANE meets THE NAKED GUN.

400 BLOWS

 This art film came out on my French exwife's birthday anniversary in 1959 because the kid looks so much like me on the retro movie poster.

Who was role played later by River Phoenix in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO.

The one that starts out in Portland, Oregon and ends up with me as a foolish virgin mormon missionary in Italy.

And my ex wife from Nancy is still abusing me to this day.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Making school children wear masks is child abuse.

No thanks to you.

PS LARRY DAVID: Wearing an adult diaper on your face is not going to prevent you from dying in your early 80s.

Think BUBBA HO-TEP meets ON GOLDEN POND.

Depends of course.

CHARLIZE THERON MAKES ME BREATHLESS

 "PURE RAW CHAOTIC NEWNESS" says the original 1:18 movie trailer for BREATHLESS.

"SO DAMN COOL"

"INFLUENCIAL INOVATIVE INCREDIBLE" 

And don't forget, I was only nine years-old in 1960; having just moved to Seattle from Snohomoish County.

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PS BUD: Word of mouth spreads fast in the small towns of Idaho. Which still has the most millionaire potatoe farmers in America.

Rhymes with spuds.

CHARLIZE THERON MAKES ME PUKE

 Talk about that one sister wife who causes all the problems in the family.

As portrayed in the 4:16 movie trailer for 1960's BREATHLESS prophecy about me, myself and I.

And yes, she also looks a lot like Emma Watson in certain ways; born in Paris on April 15 in 1990.

Talk about two for the price of one; half off; 50% discount, yada yada.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANNSON: The only thing that is stopping us from fucking today is Covidism.

Rhymes with herpes.

PS JIM CARREY: Two weeks ago I dreamed that I now had three mosquito bites on my left forearm for the third Covidism blood infusion injection.

Now they're talking about a 4th one in Israel. 

"The Jews will never learn!" Adolf Hitler 

I'M HEARING THINGS

Swear to Jesus, I hear the word 'Hollywood' in the opening sounds of the 1996 movie trailer for CRASH.

I also heard Jesus say last night at 12:11 am, "You steal my election, I steal your election."

Rhymes with steel.

So basically, this one is about people who have to suffer in the flesh like Jesus did; before they can humble themselves and repent and become born again in Christ.

"No pain no gain." Adolf Hitler 

So obviously, "Every actress in Hollywood wants to be in this." paraphrasing myself in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

Starting with the above audition scene where I'm grabbing Naomi Watts' tight ass. And she acts like she likes it because she needs the gig.

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PS ANGELINA JOLIE-PITT: A little less talk, and a little more action.

"I can't do everything by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE

Ed Lee.

WHAT WOULD HITLER DO?

Which begs the question; most of today's white christian Trump supporters believe in doing what Jesus would do.

Jesus being a tall blond blue eyed white man of superior intelligence and character naturally.

Whose rod of Jesse name rhymes with Jew.

"We have enough bombs to blow up the moon... Let me just use one!" AUSTIN POWERS: 2

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PS BUD: After my sister walks, you will take your half and relocate up to Idaho and start up, or maybe buy out, your own steel building construction company.

I'm thinking that it will take you about 48 months to get back on your feet and make up for your typical 50/50 divorcement loses.

Then everything after that will be pure gravy.

Probably around $2,000,000 a year net, after taxes.

Never hurts to partner with an established brand name logo like Bruce Willis.

THE CRASHING

 "It's somethin' that we are all intimately involved in." Says the brave one mighty and strong who is my marred servant in D&C 85 and 3 NEPHI 21.

Since "Now they'll do anything... to feed their obsession." with freedom and liberty.

I'm talking about the NC-17 1996 movie trailer for CRASH of course.

Not to be confused with that other Communist CRASH counterfeit BLM movie trailer shoplifter nigger rip off, that takes place in California.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: That Covidism demonstrator was shot in the foot in Olympia, Washington in order to demonstrate how you shot yourself in the foot for the same reason.

Sandra Bullock.

PS QUENTIN TARANTINO: How about a 10th film just to even things out?

Maybe after that people will finally remember how to spell your name correctly.

SMALL PLANE CRASHES INTO BUILDING

 "James Ballard has been seduced into a secret world." CRASH

 "It's the future Ballard."

This crash being about those sexy airplane shots in the 1996 CRASH trailer.

Lots of airports and airplanes flying around everywhere up in funky town.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Last night I dreamed that you were elected again in 2022. And then you were elected again in 2024.

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"Two people met by accident." CRASH

The accidental discovery of the physical transfiguration blood cleansing temple rites in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW was the inspiration behind this 1996 Covidism hospital bed film.

As just confirmed by that horrible wrong way head-on car collision on ___ in ___ at___ .

You'll have to Google this one for yourselves this time around.

Boring.

So many girlfriends, so little time.

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PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: The approaching Hurricane Larry is publicity for Larry David's upcoming no.11 CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM Communist propaganda series on HBO.

What goes around comes around.

"Strike three and you're out!" Groucho Marx.

DENTON, OHIO

 All of those dented HERTZ airport rental cars in the original [1996] CRASH movie trailer were the follow up confirmation by God to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy opening.

Take for example the marriage between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock that suddenly crashed and burned in such a dramatic and spectacular fashion.

"Comedy is exageration." Danny Simon

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PS SIENNA KILLER: We will make my acting debut in HANNIBAL right after the holy city of Italy breaks up into three parts in REVELATION 16.

No reason to wait until the physical transfiguration kicks in for this one.

Talk about having money to burn in Edmonds, Washington.

RATED NC-17

 "In a society driven by extremes..."

"They have no idea who we really are." Says the Trump supporter to Mr. Ballard, a.k.a. KIRO's Dori Monson.

Therefore, "The only way to connect, is to crash." goes the prophetic 1260 days NC-17 era movie trailer.

The one about America suddenly crashing and dying; and then becoming born again before she knew what hit her.

"You comin'?" Asks my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: Today is supposed to be a really bad Friday for you know who.

And a really great Friday, all along the way, for that other you know who.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: We could make a CRASH rip off homage for only 3 big ones using mostly local talent; plus a couple of name actresses like a Cara Delevingne and a Miley Cyrus of course.

"Nobody wants to see a movie on NETFLIX with no names in it." Bruce Troxell

BREAK A LEG

 "Why are the police taking this so seriously?" Asks Seattle's James Ballard antihero in this 2021 Covidism CRASH movie trailer prophecy from 1996.

Now that everybody is so up tight these days; that as soon as they get the sniffles they run right to the emergency room and take up another hospital bed.

Talk about mask hysteria.

By the by; WND probably has the best look alike side angles of Holly Hunter looking like the Greek Jen Psa/ki right now.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Holly Hunter is one of those southern sister wives that you would never have to worry about; who's basically up for anything and everything if it works.

I wish they were all like that; at least in the movies.

HBO NOTES: I saw two Larry David signs today, and road back on the free shopping shuttle from FREDDYS with his fat foodie look alike agent.

PS MR GOVERNOR: Enjoy the ride while it lasts.

COVIDISM COUNTESS

 1971's COUNTESS DRACULA 2:56 movie trailer is one on the better HAMMER FILM prophecies about today's crazy blood injections cult.

Basically, it's about what people will do to stay alive career wise, and still look good in the year 2021 process.

Especially if you are a young and beautiful movie star in Hollywood who is trying to fuck her way to the top, morally speaking.

Remember, she can't even go to THE TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL unless she has been spiritually raped by the covid needle.

No thanks to the aging Jennifer Aniston.

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HISTORY NOTE: Maryln Monroe was killed by JFK with a forced needle injection into her colon via the anis opening. Hence, the bruise marks on her arms as they held her face down and spread her legs open.

CURB YOUR COMMUNISM

 In the latest FOX NEWS report about George Soros giving two 500k cash injections to Baron von Dracula, Larry Elder looks a lot like O.J. Simpson.

Now wonder the California Governor owns a bloody red wine label in the Bay Area.

Say what you will about the ongoing ISAIAH 50 drought there; dry seasons are known to produce the finest tasting concentrated reds in history.

Per D&C 58.

Think SIDEWAYS meets TASTE THE BLOOD OF DRACULA.

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COVIDISM UPDATE: Forget about blood clots. Now the experts are saying that the Covid injections could cause blood cancer within five years.

Better run right to USA TODAY tomorrow morning and read what that's all about, not.

Told ya so Larry David.

"The CDC is a clown show." Todd Herman

PS JEFF RELF: I have a lead on a very funky two bedroom apartment lease up in the Edmonds bowl village that only goes for $1400 a month. 

No coloreds or Jews allowed of course.

COVIDISM IS NIRVANA

Rhymes with Nazism.

So how is that whole new age Buddhist thing working out for you these days, Jim Carrey?

Oh well "No meat, no burger." Dennis Hopper, Venice Beach, California

Like in "The land of the [Jewish] friuts and nuts." Johnny Carson

Think FACEBOOK meets TWITTER in the year 2021.

Whereas Hitler was also a vegetarian teetotaller who was an outspoken advocate for banning cigarettes, yada yada.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Your original "wacky Canadians" radio routine was prophetic inspiration about the time when they would become so crazy about Covidism.

"Canada is so gay." Howard Stern