Saturday, August 7, 2021

BLAME IT ON THE MOUNTAIN DEW

 My clinically hyperactive 8-year old protege prodigy from Mentor, Ohio was still awake at 8:30 am today when I went downstairs to see if she was alright.

Turned out she had drank an entire 20 oz. bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW. And she was very excited about learning how to make home-made dynamite on the internet.

Oh these crazy kids! What are they going to do next?

Pray to God that YOUTUBE er all have deleted all of those 1990s videos about how to make a crude A-bomb in your two car garage.

"Today's home computers are ten times more powerfull than what the Pentagon had just ten years ago." Bill Gates, 1988.

"I don't know what happened to Bill Gates." Todd Herman

"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL, 2003

Gregory Scott Relf's 

TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.

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