THE BLUES BROTHERS STATES

 "You better pray that the police get to em before we do." Says the white Trump voter in the above 1980 trailer.

Now that the US military is more worried about fighting white surpremists than terrorist darkies coming across the border in Texas.

As just confirmed by those missing 5 virgin Marines out in the REVELATION 13:1 sea off San Diego, California.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: "After the gig, like maybe we could hang out together."

PS FBI: Since you guys can't handle it anymore, it's now up to the artists to expose the truth.

"Are you the police?.. No mam, we're musicians."

THE 1980 BLUES BROTHERS IN 2021

 "And don't come back until you've redeemed yourselves." 

Hello 2022.

"No more Mr. Nice Guy." Dan Akryoid in GHOST BUSTERS meets DIE HARD.

Sounds to me like somebody needs to get their brains blown out; Abraham Lincoln style.

Hello I-35 Dallas, Texas, 1963; the SEINFELD episode about that grassy knoll on the back of my head.

"I like to have something to grab onto when I come." Miley Cyrus talking about her recent divorce, Australian style.

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HISTORICAL NOTE: Both Abraham Lincoln and JFK were shot in the back of the head for a prophetic Judas Iscariot Jewish theater-media reason. 

Ergo JFK got it while parading around in a convertible girl LINCOLN limo.

And the sniper was aiming from a warehouse for public school books about critical race theory and transgenderism.

Aunt Judy.

PS LARRY DAVID: The reason why nobody on the right would bother to assassinate Joe Biden is because there is no reason to beat a dead horse.

Let a mean dog lie, yada yada.

SID VICIOUS AND NANCY PELOSI BACK IN THE DAY

 "I did it my way!" Adolf Hitler 

The trailer for this 1986 film festival movie closes with THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW musical wedding ending about the ten virgins prophecy in 2021.

Which ends with all of those square pants law&order Donald Trump supporters putting a stop to it.

Not a lot of iPhone video cameras in this one.

"There is no freedom without law." William F Buckley Jr. back in the day.

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COAST TO COAST NOTES: That black bean field broke up along the rural [Republican] Red River in Minnesota in confirmation of those spilled bean omens in rural England.

See every episode of THE DUKES OF HAZARD where the red neck Trump supporters are not as stupid or dump as they look.

"Au contraire." Truman Capote 

SID AND NANCY

 "He's a fabulous disaster."

Courtney Love co-stars in this prophetic 1986 art film trailer about the time when England would be hooked on the .33 needle.

Then later she would be hanging out with NIRVANA's suicidal maniac Kurt Cobain in Olympia, Washington during the 1260s.

Go figure.

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BATT REEF, QUEENSLAND, AUSTRAILIA

 Steve Irwin the croc hunter was killed by a REVELATION 13:1 stingray for when the Covidism stinger would take over the former British prison colony for mental patiens in the last days.

His sudden death duly dated on September 4, 2006, age 44; 15 years ago.

See every major Hollywood movie where the crazy guy is played by Mel Gibson.

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JEW ALERT!

 Inside baseball polling is showing that half of the Jews in Hollywood still believe in California style Covidism.

"Hollywood is a cult." 

Especially the older ones, like Steven Spielberg and Jeffrey Katzenberg; both surnames being Germ/anic of course.

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Nazi!"

Talk about the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

Oh well, better half a loaf than no loaf.

The surname Streisand is also Germ/an, don't you know.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Last night I dreamed that you let me cop a feel for the first time.

Made me feel like a young horny teenager all over again in CRY BABY meets AMERICAN GRAFFITI.

HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL

 "Tell that kraut at the head office that I don't roll on the Sabbath!" THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Like that bronze head of JFK in the background whenever Joe Biden does one of his mini press conferences about the Taliban chopping off heads in Kubal.

Misspellings intended of course.

"Off with their heads!" Jesus Christ, 3:56 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, USA, August 29, 2021.

Like I said, the State of Nevada is shaped like a French revolution guillotine blade for a reason.

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HISTORY NOTE: JFK was even a bigger sex offender than Joe Biden.

You can Google it if you don't believe it.

PS JEFF RELF: Basically Woody Allen's Korean wife does the same job, for free, that I will hire you to do when I become a famous actor, writer, and political dictator who doesn't have the time for that shit.

"I'm not a gadget guy." Woody Allen 

"Producer's Assistant is a much more important career credit than Production Assistant." Nyle Smith, 1986.

THE 1994 PULP FICTION MOVIE POSTER

 The one sheet for PULP FICTION features a .45 in front for the movie trailer's TARZAN THE APE MAN musical reference to the Republican Party elephant stampede in 2022 lead by no. 45.

Think GUILTY AS CHARGED meets DEAD POOL in the RV trailer needle freak scene.

The one where Jim Carrey is snuffed out with a COVIDISM cult mask.

No wonder most Japanese still believe that Roger Moore was the best James Bond cult movie star ever.

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PS JAY INSLEE: That worthless $200,000,000 term life insurance policy that Jim Toronto sold me back in 1979 was for you baby.

"Everything happens for a reason." Jesus Christ

2.9 OUTSIDE WINSTON, MONTANA

 This one was where my big Lebowski jerk off is smoking a cigarette in the movie trailer for PULP FICTION at 1:38.

Note the thin forearm.

Talk about "I got friends in low places." and all my Xs live in Texas.

Then suddenly what the fuck, I got more rich movie star girlfriends than I can shake a stick at.

Life is full of surprises.

Jay Inslee.

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PS SALMA HAYEK: Don't forget, your dog got shot by a Donald Trump supporter after it crossed the fence illegally down in the Olympia, Washington area.

"Fences make good neighbors." Jesus Christ, 7:42 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, USA, August 28, 2021.

MAJOR WAG THE DOG ALERT

 Major was sent home [again] for biting China Joe's Secret Service detail in Divine confirmation of his new WAG THE DOG move in the Taiwan Straight. 

"Its hard to teach an old dog new tricks." Jesus Christ, 9:11 am, PST, Kent, Washington, USA, August 28, 2021.

Yes, the US Navy has conducted regular exercises there for years. But not as much lately.

No wonder they love dog food so much in North Korea.

Besides, who would send a missile cruiser through there with just one US Coast Guard boat escort?

"What they're doing to our military is a disgrace." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

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PS CBS KIRO NEWS: You're cruisin for a bruisin if you don't cut it out.

When The State of Washington forms a military alliance with The Republic of Texas; all of the attack missile boat submarines in Puget Sound will come under my command and control.

Not to mention The Washington State Highway Patrol and the Seattle Police Department.

Talk about one party rule.

For when "It will toughen you up." in CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND

PS JEFF RELF: I will be hiring you as my personal computer tech consultant, union scale of course with full bennies.

Always good to have someone in the family watching my back in that area.

Much along the same lines as Woody Allen; who claims to have never written or received a GSR/TWN email letter in his life.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: What's cookin good lookin? After all these years, I'm starting to have dreams about you almost every night again.

COVIDISM IS PULP FICTION

So much for those who attempt to poison and destroy the brothers.

Wherein the pretty white girl gets a Covidism needle to the heart in PULP FICTION because she needed to die and become born again in 2021.

"Seeing school children wearing masks just breaks my heart." Mother Mary, 9:34 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, USA, August 27, 2021.

See ya on the .45 flip side baby.

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FILM FESTIVAL SCREENING NOTES: That is my old fishing buddy Chris Wright who is sweating bullets in the PULP FICTION movie trailer.

PS WOODY ALLEN: The other night I dreamed that you cast me in some very flattering rip off homage to TAXI DRIVER meets DIRTY HARRY in Seattle.

COVIDISM IS SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME.

 All of a sudden, every needle freak zombie in Seattle is going to start dropping dead like flies.

Especially the rich ones.

"Where there's shit, there's flies." Jesus Christ 1999.

Think LAGGIES meets SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.

Then it will be time to "Move over and let Jimmy take over."

No wonder 70% of the brothers ain't going anywhere near that free clinic needle shit.

Tiger Woods.

Not to mention that the vast majority of blacks are against gay marriage.

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PS JENNIE: Hear tell that the wild mushrooms market is going to be so flooded with supply this fall that the price per pound is going to drop like a rock.

NEW JERSEY'S PRETEND PRESIDENT

 "He's fictional, but you can't have everything." Mia Farrow in THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO, 2021

Word to the foolish five.

"The 2020 election was pure fiction." Jesus Christ, 9:46 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, USA, August 26, 2021.

FOX NEWS

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RETROSPECTIVES

 The long suffering husband in THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO is obviously a future Donald Trump supporter. 

His flaky wife represents today's typical backstabbing bitch Joe Biden voter.

Now I'll turn the microphone over to our moderator and answer any of your stupid gay ass questions.

Like "What is your favorite pasta?" NINE

My personal favorite being a very chewy thick cut egg tagliatelli, the wider the better.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: This year's wild mushroom hunting season is pretty much a toss up right now along Hwy. 101.

Not to worry; they will be air shipping in the wild mushroom harvests from Eastern Europe on pallets, via amazon.com PRIME of course.

"Baby gets what baby wants." THE BREAKUP

IMAGE NOTES: Those giant empty building headquarters of FACEBOOK and TWITTER etc have been evacuated for months now because of today's unending bomb threats.

"Nobody wants to be a sitting duck." Earnest Hemingway, talking about MEN WITHOUT WOMEN.

COVIDISM IS JUST A BAD MOVIE

 "What the hell kind of movie is this?" THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO

Answer to the question.

"Obviously, your marriage has come to an impass sir." 

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WORD PUZZLE NOTES: Wednesday at 6:17 pm the Word said "This week!" Then later at 7:05 pm the Word said "Channel 4".

PS LARRY DAVID: Today's old fucked out US CONSTITUTION had to die so that the new US CONSTITUTION revealed to Joseph Smith could take it's place in the blink of an eye. 

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP 

PS COAST TO COAST: Obviously, Joseph Smith has now become the elephant in the room on talk radio; morning, day and night.

PS ANGELINA JOLIE: The women are the weaker sex; always have been, always will be.

"Every sailboat needs it's anchor." SON OF LEBOWSKI 

THE PURPLE ROSE OF KIRO

 "I wonder what it's like out there?" Says the old high society FDR fantasy figure for Joe Biden in the retro 1985 movie trailer for THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO.

For example, when I told my French exwife from Nancy that I was moving back to Utah to find me a good mormon wife, she just laughed.

Who's laughing now?

Bitch.

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTE: My own private 85" screenings for THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL debut have been delayed yet again: because the venue owner didn't get my inside baseball joke about available parking at LA FITNESS in Covington, Washington.

I know, sometimes I push the envelope too much.

"No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1979, Venice Beach, California.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: The prophetic elements in ALICE IN WONDERLAND happen during mushroom season.

PS KIT WINN: "In your guts, you know he's nuts." Leslie Winn, talking 1968 for 2008

PS LARRY DAVID: Back in the 1960s, all of the Communist Jews like you believed that the Senator from Arizona would start a nuclear war with Russia.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR COVIDISM NOW.

Before it's too late, I might add.

☆♡☆

Hollywood was shocked yesterday by the news that CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM 2022 had been moved up to an early HBO release in October of this year.

"Larry David is a Machiavellian asshole." Ted Danson

Michael Medved 

Like "Who's dog is that?" in LOST HIGHWAY

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PLAN B PRODUCTION MEMO: Both Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were partners in this inspired financial fiasco because they would both be voting for Joe Biden in 2020.

Of course it was a set up from the start.

"Please spank me!.. I've been a bad girl!" EATING RAOUL, 1982 

DOCTORS WITHOUT MORAL BORDERS

 So what, 75 Jewish governmemt paid doctor's down in Florida have a problem with natural holistic immunity therapy.

First of all, most of them were born up in Brooklyn, New York; or their parents were.

Second of all, 100% of them are secret combination type Democrat Party members in good standing with the abomination of desolation in MARK 13.

Thirdly, half of them are either homosexuals or lesbians.

Take for example Dr. Fauci.

The other half being neo con Republicans of the same ilk who voted for Joe Biden.

"Trust me, I'm a doctor." SHOCK TREATMENT

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: If you still won't believe that looks matter; then you are no longer in the game.

"Move down the bench." DR. EVIL 4.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Mushroom hunting season in western Washington State usually explodes after a good rainfall in November. Then it's Katie bar the door for the next three or four weeks.

No holds barred, first come first served, yada yada.

PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: That old 84ish man nextdoor has a 1984 BMW 5 that still drives like that go-cart in LEPRECHAUN 2 for a Divine reason.

Swear to God, he still takes it out every other day for a spin.

VOODOO COVIDISM

 They just approved another magical shot in the arm for anything and everything that ails you.

Federal budget is exploding with no end in sight? Take the new shot.

More people are still getting killed in Chicago than Kubal? Try a second shot.

You just got kicked off FACEBOOK and TWITTER? A third shot should take care of that issue.

Still nothing?

Stick another needle in the doll.

"Forget about it..." MY BLUE HEAVEN 

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COVIDISM IS FOR WESTERN GIRLS

 I dare you to show me one single shot of a manly Taliban invader of corrupt western culture who is wearing some Joe Biden mandate medical mask.

Talk about the proud boys pounding the crap out of ANTIFA this weekend in gay ass Portland, Oregon.

What goes around comes around. 

Jay Inslay.

"I love everything about Portland." Jennifer Aniston

"Fascism versus socialism is just gang warfare." Ayn Rand.

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PS ANGELINA JOLIE: Do you really believe in forcing children to wear masks at school?

Aunt Judy.

By the by, the inventor of the second 666 injection experiment still does not believe that anybody should get it.

No wonder that 60% of America's doctors still refuse to get it themselves.

"Some folks still don't get it." Jay Inslee.

PS MATT DRUDGE: "The Democrat Party has become a toxic mix of fascism and fashionism." Camilla Paglia, 1996 

BUSH'S BAKED BEANS COME IN NO.10 COPPER CANS

 Shortly after I posted my Judas Iscariot meets Jay Inslee warning, Michael told me to "listen".

So I immediately turned on the radio and heard some KIRO sports announcer say, "Now it's left on left..." regarding some left-handed batter coming up against a left-handed pitcher.

Talk about that inside baseball movie trailer joke in THE DEAD DONT DIE, circa 2019.

"The Jews must die!" Adolf Hitler, 1938

I would only add, and become born again.

"Come on guys, I'm not that controversial!" Truman Capote 

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THE FALL OF OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON

 Those rather young looking right-wingers who have invaded and taken over that eastern foreign desert capitol co-represent the fall of the decadent western government hold-out in Washington State.

Rhymes with the naked Greek Olympics sports theme in MAMMA MIA.

Therefore, see every Hollywood movie ever made where the Harrison Ford hero is still in his late 20s, early 30s.

Take for example Jesus Christ, who was crucified in the nude by the horny Jews on his 34th birthday.

Pretty sexy stuff if you ask me.

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PS JAY INSLEE: You will be stabbed in the back by some trusted insider from Capitol Hill, Seattle; and not by some crazy right-wing red-neck gun nut from North Bend, etc.

"God works in mysterious ways." HANNIBAL 2: SHE'S HAVING A BABY

DANCING WITH THE DEVIL

 Talk about strawberry fields forever.

They were literally dancing on the memorial of John Lennon in Central Park when lightning bolts from heaven cut off the power.

Now wonder that MANHATTAN is still my favorite Wood Allen movie about an older guy like me fucking some hot virgin teenager from Idaho.

The one about my ex wife cunt in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, IDAHO of course.

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PS MICHAEL MOORE: You don't look like a guy who could get it up anymore even if God's angel Britney Spears sat on you face.

And she even voted for your friend-in-law Joe Biden.

Everything happens spiritually before it happens physically, Larry David.

PS LD: I know, "erectile dysfunction" is a complete Covidism medicine type myth. 

It always has been about whether you feel like fucking her, or not.

Hear tell they're coming out with a next generation Covid erectile vaccine that comes in a pill.

PS ANGELINA JOLIE: See what happens when you rebel against your fathers and refuse to obey your husband?

It is by the wicked that the wicked witch of the west is punished in the WIZARD OF OZ behind the green curtain in the EMERALD CITY.

SPILLING THE BEANS

 COAST TO COAST has that report about some stranger in England spilling the beans last week.

In Divine confirmation of Michael saying the word "beans" to me last Wednesday at 5:10 am, Kent, Washington time.

As in the beans are about to get spilled regarding the stolen election in 2020.

Which is nothing new of course, if you have been a regular reader at www.thegatewaypundit.com 

Not so much FOX NEWS.

"Larry David never reads anything." Professor Derschowitz reporting from Martha's Vineyard only yesterday.

Starting today.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: This Sabbath morning at 2:37 am PST, Michael said that "Today is an important day."

For whatever it's worth, I was eating a can of HARTFORD HOUSE CHILI WITH BEANS poured over a baked potato at the time.

PS JAY INSLEE: Guess you didn't get the memo, COVIDISM was all the rage last year. 

But this year it's all about the return to free love and unprotected sex on the beach.

"Never trust anybody over thirty." Jane Fonda 

Especially nowadays, since anybody in their 20s has a statistical %100 chance of not dying from their up-tight parents' COVIDISM hangups.

MAMMA MIA!

Here we go again.

It's 2008 all over again.

So who really won the daddy election in 2020?

It sure as hell wasn't daddy Joe Biden.

Not that anybody really cares anyway in the sleeper hit movie.

Pierce Bronson looking like that handsome devil Hunter Biden did back in the day.

But looks aren't everything of course, yada yada.

Now that his hotel lobby art paintings are selling for 500k apiece in the off-shore market.

Sight unseen.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Why don't you just walk around town in one of those black FBI windbreakers?

PS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: The muscle man's pumped up arm of flesh is sure death. 

Live free or die.

So gay.

No wonder you married that ugly Ken/nedy bitch.

MONTANA FLY FISHING NOTES: Philip Seymour Hoffman died while pumping up for a future COVIDISM shot in the arm.

"You never can get enough." MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO

LARRY DAVID IS A WHITE SURPREMACIST SUPER JEW

"If I'm wrong about this, please send me a memo immediately." DR EVIL 4: AMAZON.COM

Talk about crony capitalism.

The above dirty Commie, who thinks that he is better than the masses, is a multi billionaire who still gets to work at HBO.

I know the feeling.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: I like my roasted and squishy marshmallow vanilla some-mores with fresh sliced strawberries.

NERD ALERT! Reportedly, hurricane HENDRIX is supposed to slam Martha's Vineyard in the ass really hard on this Sunday.

According to my dream about fucking Jennifer Aniston er all last night.

Wherein I asked her if she likes it hard, or soft. 

And she said, the harder the better of course.

MAMMA MIA!

WHY RAGE AGAINST THE MACINE STILL MATTERS

 First of all, nobody is wearing skinny pants in the rebellious official government video for GUERILLA RADIO.

Second of all, nobody in the band looks like a homosexual.

Last but not least, the video is all about white privilege.

And that's a good thing.

White people really are better than black people.

Contrary to what most of today's Republicans pretend to believe.

No wonder Cuba has been locked up in a COVIDISM style quarantine since the 1950s.

Rhymes with Canada.

Time to take off the mask and come up for air Nicole Kidman.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that you and Jennifer Aniston were having a late night chocolate some-mores cookout with me on my back deck in Kent. Then Hugh Grant joined us. But when it was time to pair off and starting fucking, he wasn't that into you.

So I had to bed the both of you at the same time.

Not complaining of course.

I guess that one man's trash, is another man's treasure.

And after that episode happened, Michael told me to read "section one" at 2bc.info.

COVIDISM IS CRONY CAPITALISM

 Che Guevara was originally a doctor who specialised in diseases.

And later he became so impatient with people who disagreed with his government run medicine opinions, that he started to kill them.

No wonder Bernie Sanders er all are so impressed with Cuba's universal COVIDISM compliance health care system.

Check out his homage in RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE's am guerilla radio video on YOUTUBE.

[Note the pre-Covid splash goggles on the blond plastic doll's face.]

Which is about the only venue these days where people can speak out against the 666 party machine in Olympia, Washington.

"Most of today's doctors are Jews!" Adolf Hitler

"Let's play doctor." SHOCK TREATMENT

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Kind of like getting a Covidism 'brakes' shot; which eventually doesn't stop bad shit from happening.

"Needle addicts always have to increase their doses in order to get the same high." Todd Herman

ALL HELL CAN'T STOP US NOW

 RANGE AGAINST THE MACHINE's official video for GUERILLA RADIO is about when the Chinese sweat shop owners and slum lords could not stop the red counter revolution against Covidism.

Even after they teamed up with China Joe and fancy Nancy to hack the election machines in 2020.

"Chicks want guys with skills... like hacking..." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 

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PS BILL GATES: Hope you have a couple months of canned beans and bottled water in the basement of your space station mansion in Medina.

And don't forget the soap and toilet paper.

A couple cases of Scotch would also help.

"Some day people are going to half to build colonies on the moon in order to survive." DR EVIL 4

COVIDISM IS A SCIENCE FICTION B MOVIE

 Washington State's Hwy. 101 governor said that his scientists are warning him if we don't do something right now; man as the dominant species on earth will become extinct in one year.

Guess he took my advice a bit too seriously when he watched the red scare movie trailer for THEM.

Talk about being in it for themselves.

Oh well we should have known, "Most liberals have no sense of irony." Rush Limbaugh

"Did I leave the iron on?" AIRPLANE

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PS TODD HERMAN: Shortly after hearing Jay Inslee's gay ass press conference Wednesday, I had a vision of a big brown mosquito light on my upper arm of flesh.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Every time that you say Joe Biden was elected in 2020, you're just rubbing salt in the wound. Don't press your luck.

Dori Monson

PS UNCLE JIM: Ten/nis is a divided in half [50/50 green court] game of thrones between the wise virgin and the foolish virgin in the last days.

"Tennis anyone?" SHAMPOO

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: People who use needles to be happy and feel safe are not the answer anymore.

Think PULP FICTION meets CRY BABY.

GOOD MORNING VIET NAM!

 "Boy do I have a surprise for you." goes the above prophetic 1987 am talk radio movie trailer.

Too bad "I don't like surprises." LBJ

But you can see it anyway on YOUTUBE if you still don't believe it.

Or for a later example, "Have a cup of God Morning America." TWIN PEAKS 

Jennifer Aniston.

In that weird static electricity scene at the FAT TROUT trailer park for white trash vets and their skinny fucked-out girlfriends.

Which was just confirmed by Government Dracula turning off the power grid to all those red necks in northern California.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Yesterday I was pretty shocked to learn that you voted for Joe Biden in 2020.

I should have known.

Uncle Jim and aunt Judy yes, but not you.

THE WAG THE DOG SHIT IS ON!

 "The Jews are dogs!" Leslie Winn quoting the false prophet Adolf Hitler in 1967.

And why not? WAG THE DOG was written, produced, and directed in Hollywood in just one month.

"Whatever it takes." Karl Marx

You can watch the movie trailer on YOUTUBE if you don't believe it.

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ISAIAH EXPLAINED: Those valiant gentiles attacked Israelitish America from the east, for the most part.

Expect to see lots of videos of babies getting their heads bashed against walls in the upcoming weeks on FOX NEWS; not so much on CNN.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Time to switch into Plan B, pretty girl.

Rhymes with Biden.

Peace out.

PS MEL GIBSON: A road construction company called ICON is repairing the roads in DANIEL 9 during these troubling times in Kent, Washington.

Sounds like a great road movie concept to me.

Of course, we would have to sex it up somehow if we wanted to sell it in Paris, Texas.

THE MAN WITH THE GOLD MEMBER CARD IN 1980.

 Don't press your chow fu luck Mr. Chinatown restaurant man. 

I like garlic too, but not that much.

That old American man who can't think straight anymore has his finger on the button in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE meets THE KING OF NEW YORK.

I'm thinking it would only take three little bombs to wipe out your entire navy.

What are friends for anyway?

Back in the day when it was a big deal if you had an AMERICAN EXPRESS gold card in your wallet.

Hopefully you will return the favor by wiping San Francisco off the map in A VIEW TO A KILL.

Talk about today's computer chip shortages that are being caused by the demand for glass heroin and Covidism needles.

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MUSHROOM SEASON HAS STARTED EARLY IN FRANCE

 The heavy rain storms in Europe kicked off the mushroom hunting season with a bang this year.

Per my dream about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting back into the swing of things by then.

Take for example the fall of Kabul, which represents my dream about Olympia, Washington being surrounded by an army of North Viet Cong fans of Jane Fonda.

Now that everyone is comparing it to the Saigon, Vietnam prophecy.

The one about the resignation of Richard Nixon during the advent of the coat and tie communist radicals like Bill Clinton.

Which then gave us that Gerald Ford duffer double spy movie called IN LIKE FLINT.

Talk about the spy who came in from the cold.

"Just like one of those frozen super market pizzas."

Woody Norris.

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MATTHEW 24:24

 Even the so called "elected" will be deceived in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO meets CLUB 54.

You can look it up if you don't believe it.

NBC.

"I like to party, if you know what I mean." Yours truly in EATING RAOUL, 1981

Keira Knightley.

"Can we still call it the Bland Enchilada?"

Senator McConnell. 

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Sorry to have to be the one who has to tell you this, but there still is no vaccine for COVIDISM.

Never has been, never will be.

Therefore the only one who can save you now is your blood sucking Lord and master [husband] in BRIDES OF DRACULA, yada yada.

Wherefore, in the Kingdom of God there is no divorcing.

So you better make sure what you are getting into before you sign on the dotted line.

GONE FISHING

 Something fishy is going on at the White House.

"The fish rots from the head down." Harry Truman

"You can say that again." Johnny Carson

"The fish rots from the head down." Truman Capote

I would only add, I'm not that controversial.

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PS WHO? Got your sexy text pic; very nice. But can she act?

Hope so, I AM is a bit short in the blond sexy virgin teenager casting department right now.

Bad for me, good for you.

Julia Roberts.

PS FOX NEWS: The only thing that I care about right now is the stolen American election in 2020.

Everything else is just background news static at your local airport terminal tv monitors.

You gave us Joe Biden.

IT HAPPENED ON JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATE DAY

 You watch, Jennifer Lawrence is probably going to start swinging the other way starting today.

See every movie where the sexy female star wins an OSCAR for playing some crazy fucking bipolar back-stabbing bitch with a heart of gold.

Charlize Theron.

"A woman has a right to change her mind." Elizabeth Taylor 

Oh yeah, me and Mrs. Jones still have a thing going on for sure.

Like "I'm married to a movie star!" Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas-Relf

Crazy in the head, great in bed.

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PS CNN: The real question is, how did you guys get it so wrong?

Robert De Niro. 

PS WOODY ALLEN: Stop hoarding your millions and start pre-paying for your own private Idaho movie productions.

Talk about having last-cut rights.

"At this rate, I'm going to go bankrupt in 60 years." Orson Welles

"You can't take it with you." Elizabeth Taylor 

"When much is given, you're supposed to make me the star of your next midnight cowboy radio sex cult movie." Jesus Christ, 7:11 pm, PST.

GONZO JUORNALISM

 Those crazy right-wing polygamist gun-nut radicals are now attacking America's homosexual forces, from all 4 points; in prophetic confirmation of nobody coming to the rescue of the abomination of desolation.

Which is why all of America's top comedians were also suddenly uninvited to Barry's big weekend monster bash.

Who needs enemies when you have friends like them.

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PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: Don't forget to make that secret wish before you blow out my trick candle.

PS EMMA WATSON: Yesterday at 6:50 pm, PST, I had an amazing flash vision of you.

I'll get into the details later.

God only knows why he has given me so many brown-eyed girlfriends.

Not that I'm complaining or anything.

ON THE FLIP SIDE

 That accidental tourist bus flipped over up in the Jewish summer camp area where THE BUBBLE BOY campfire episode in SEINFELD happens.

Which I read about right after seeing some Jew media report about Gov. DeSantis comparing COVIDISM "precautions" to the Berlin Wall.

No wonder everybody is hating on the millennial Jews these days, especially the older Jews.

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PS BILL MAHER: If you're not Jewish, then the Pope ain't Catholic either.

Enough with the excuses.

PS TODD HERMAN: I forgot to mention that homophobia and guns will play a big part in stamping out the Jewish athiest communist revolution in Seattle.

Rhymes with Covidism.

PS WHO? Ken Kemp has been appearing in my dreams almost every night lately for a 2BC: 156 thing.

Better late than never.

THE SEATTLE WORLD'S FAIR SPACE NEEDLE

 This 1960s movie location was the setting for Elvis' favorite picture about my hit girl protege from Mentor, Ohio.

The one where I beat up the bad guys and get the girl in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Not to be confused with DOCTOR EVIL 4: THE RIP OFF

Tarantino directing? Probably gonna need a bit too much explanatory dialogue for this one. 

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PS FOX NEWS: More Ephraim, less Judah. Time to let the hep cat out of the bag.

PS COAST TO COAST: Cat got your tongue? 

Which is obviously not a good long term business plan, if you are in the lonely midnight cowboy radio business for the long run.

PS WOODY ALLEN: Your fake paper money movie called THE PURPLE ROSE OF KIRO was about when yours truly would be living in a rose garden along Woodland in Kent, Washington.

No thanks to you.

THE ARM OF FLESH

 "The road to survival could be a dead end." THE DEAD DON'T DIE

Take for example the Camp David Accords.

The Jewish summer camp setting for THE DEAD DON'T DIE looking so much like west Maryland.

Not to mention North Bend, Washington meets Bend, Oregon.

A bit more cutting edge maybe, but basically the same thing with better coffee and fly fishing.

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GREG'S POLLO CACCIATORE: I cook my early fall grouse kill using any standard French rooster in red wine recipe.

Tastes good like a cigarette should.

SUMMER CAMP 2021

 Joe Biden suddenly choppered over to Camp David on FRIDAY THE 13TH for a Crystal Lake Camp omen.

He being the shocking President in WAG THE DOG who is guilty of fucking a campfire girl in this particular 1260 days prophecy.

Lots of log cabins and wooden shacks over in the west Maryland area in CRY BABY.

Think MEATBALLS meets THE DEAD DON'T DIE.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Ever go to Jewish summer camp back in your day?

PS TODD HERMAN: The only thing that is going to save us from communist tyranny now is racism, sexism and negro slavery.

Not to mention old fashion Biblical polygamy.

"Have a good day." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2024 

PS BARBARA STREISAND: After all these years, certain people really are going to move to Canada after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is reinstated.

SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE BABY

 How many .45 records came out in the 1950s that had a second flip-side hit that was way bigger than the Jewish record producers could ever imagine?

Answer: PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, a.k.a. no.45.

Take for example the 1260 days movie trailer for PULP FICTION.

Not a lot of people sitting around in cafes staring at their iPhones in this one.

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PS LARRY DAVID: Joe Biden refuses to release his medicine pill [DRUGSTORE COWBOY] records because he has probably had shock treatments.

Of course, it doesn't matter if the above is really true or not.

"Looks are everything these days." Andy Warhol

"I know one when I see one." Elizabeth Taylor

PS NBC: The needles on the ground are why the COVIDISM needle is not trusted.

See every John Waters movie that is about today's white trash heroin junkies in Democrat run cities.

FRIDAY THE 13TH, AUGUST, 2021

 "13 is my lucky number." Taylor Swift 

"I'm going down... I bet you are." SMOKIN' ACES

Ergo the S&P 500 was up 13.13 on the eve of this Friday the 13th.

I know, sounds like some overwritten screenplay dialogue in a conceited Tarantino movie.

They didn't call me the BYU film school script doctor for nothing back in the day.

Talk Taratino's 13th movie.

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PS KIT WINN: I had another bold dream last night about white racist rightwingers taking over North Seattle at gun point.

And it wasn't very pretty.

Sometimes a little blond girl has to do what a little blond girl has to do in order to survive in HIT GIRL meets ADAMS FAMILY VALUES.

Talk about getting attacked from the north, then the east, then the south, and then from West Seattle in DANIEL 9.

MY THREE SONS OF ISRAEL

 "Shocking news!" SHOCK TREATMENT, 1981

Those three brothers in Mercer County, Ohio got stuck in a cattle manure pit of captivity and died there for a Biblical reason.

Matthew Macconaughey.

Probably for those 19 polite society Republican white christians who are still supporting the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14.

All three of them did look like your typical Sunday go-to-meeting monogamous Mormons.

Note the above Larry David look alike movie poster.

"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

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PS SARAH PALIN: One of those upcoming "big steps" that America is going to take is have the next AG investigate the stolen Covisism election in 2020.

Not to mention Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.

IT'S 1954 ALL OVER AGAIN

 "The Russians stole the election in 2016!" Hillary Clinton

OR

"The Russians are coming!" Carl Rhiener

Whichever, the iconic 'red scare' movie trailer for THEM was basically the .45 flip-side to CRY BABY, 2021.

Usually shown as a double bill at your local drive-in for horny teenagers and married adulterers, along with some prophetic version of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

You think that I AM is exagerating do you?

They were also running back to back KENT and WINS/TON cigarette commercials on late night tv in 1954.

In between all of those laundry soap and VO5 shampoo commercials.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: What would you like for your December 13th birthday this year, a boy or a girl? Personally, I see you more as a boy mama than a girl mama.

Whatever "That's just my opinion man." SON OF LEBOWSKI 

JENNIFER ANISTON INTERUPTED

"Experience guided by intelligence." Rush Limbaugh

His/story has shown that every man who has seven wives always has that certain sexy bitch who always causes all of the problems in the family.

Of course, she's the one who he likes to fuck the most.

Ironically speaking.

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PS FOX NEWS: Only after you get rid of your Jew problem; will I stop having a problem with quoting Adolf Hitler on a regular basis.

You go first.

PS HILLARY SWANK: Feel free to jump in at any time.

I'm thinking the Olson twins own and operate that stud farm on the south tip of Camano Island; which quickly turns into a major local weekend tourist attraction for old men with money.

Virgin blond girls getting their pussies pounded hard on brown leather jump-horse English saddles.

How can you lose?

Gus Van Sant directing?

Bet they don't have anything like that in Austin, Texas.

Waco being the exception that proves the rule.

COVIDISM PART 3

 CRY BABY ends with the horny teenagers rubbing up on each other through the glass during their quarantine Covidism period.

Talk about dry humping your girlfriend in 2022, not to mention your high school sweetheart wife of 50 years.

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PS QUENTIN TARANTINO: You forgot to mention that your long suffering mother doesn't even want a fancy white house or a long white 1990 De Ville CADILLAC Elvis limo from you.

"Money isn't everything cunt." SNATCH.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The next time that some filthy dirty Jew asks you what you think about me; just remember what Jesus always said back in the day, "Love is the answer."

COVIDISM, PART ONE

 "CONGRATULATIONS CLASS OF 54!"

That part 1 [4:08] video of CRY BABY on YOUTUBE is basically just the opening scenario where all the white kids are getting forced to get their divorced patents' recommended Covidism shots.

I'm guessing that part 2 is about when they start to get rebellious and ask questions after their hormons kick in.

Talk about teen spirit, by NIRVANA.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHTY: Are you so fucking old and weak that you can't even mention that Austin, Texas is attracting rich white young people from California because the funky town still likes the police?

Talk about all hat and no cattle in Kent, Washington.

PS BUD: Last night I dreamed that my unibomber love shack in Bonney Lake is going back on the market this fall.

Didn't see that one coming, Sandra Bullock.

COVIDISM IS FOR CRY BABIES

 Because God caused John Waters to make the prophetic CRY BABY movie trailer way back in 1990.

Light-years before getting the flu was such a devastating crisis for humanity.

Back then, parents were way more worried about polio and small pox.

Not to mention the black plague.

And really old and sick people in rest homes were dying all the time.

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PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: Let's not kid ourselves here; you are Johnny Depp's cry baby girlfriend in CRY BABY.

THE FUNKY TOWN USA REVOLUTION

 THE ISRAELI TIMES reports that those two junky addict shots of Judah and Ephraim prevent 99.999 % of everybody dying from Covidism before they turn 70.

Which I guess is an improvement from a seasonal flu virus that has only a 99.8 % recovery rate.

See every John Waters movie where the hep cats are scared to death of being forced to get the needle at high school.

No wonder Adolf Hitler was also a big fan of euthanizing all of the really old and sick squares, Mel Brooks.

Average age these days around 82.

"Most people who are refusing to get vaccinated are far right Trump supporters." Gov. Newman.

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PS PAUL GARRISON: Check out that "big steps" revelatory prayer given to Sara Palin at WND.com.

I know the real thing when I see it.

PS MR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: Typically, mushroom hunting season begins in Europe during August; depending on the weather. Usually, there has to be a good heavy rain to get things started.

Rick Steves.

THE AUSTRALIA REVOLUTION

Just to make an example. 

 If there is anyplace on earth where the little people will rise up and kill their 666 technocrat tyrants, it would probably happen in the down under.

Think QUEEN OF THE DESERT meets THE AFRICAN QUEEN.

"The Australia military is so small that they couldn't fend off an invasion from New Zealand." Dick Chenney, 1996

Of course, he was exagerating just to make a point.

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DEAD MAN WALKING

 "That scum killed my only son." Says Joe Biden after the shot of his look alike son Hunter Biden in the above 1995 movie trailer.

In this 1260 days prophecy about everyone who gets those two mystery science covid shots of Judah and Ephraim is a dead man.

Unless of course they get saved by Jesus at the last minute.

"Always give a man a back door out." Jesus Christ

"Hail Mary full of grace." Mel Gibson

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Ever thought about giving your dead love life another shot? Makeup sex is the best, yada yada.

PS KEN MC'LEOD: Last night I dreamed that you smelt a smelt like I smelt in La Conner, Washington.

BLAME IT ON THE MOUNTAIN DEW

 My clinically hyperactive 8-year old protege prodigy from Mentor, Ohio was still awake at 8:30 am today when I went downstairs to see if she was alright.

Turned out she had drank an entire 20 oz. bottle of MOUNTAIN DEW. And she was very excited about learning how to make home-made dynamite on the internet.

Oh these crazy kids! What are they going to do next?

Pray to God that YOUTUBE er all have deleted all of those 1990s videos about how to make a crude A-bomb in your two car garage.

"Today's home computers are ten times more powerfull than what the Pentagon had just ten years ago." Bill Gates, 1988.

"I don't know what happened to Bill Gates." Todd Herman

"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL, 2003

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WEEKEND AT BARRY'S

 "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Ever see that little movie called JAWS?

The one they shot out on Martha's Vineyard; that featured my late mother in law Monique Pierson on her annual summer vacation with my two kids in France.

As just confirmed by that new wave attack of the homogaysexuals out on the Cape Cod delta.

See every horror movie ever made where the new beast eats the old whore in REVELATION 17.

Yada yada.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Personally, I would never resign. They would have to carry me out feet first.

Remember, if they do try to impeach you, it would have to go through a long and drawn out show trial.

And by then, all of the angry 2020 election auditors would be attacking the abomination of desolation from all four points on the compass in DANIEL 9.

Arizona from the west; Pennsylvania from the north; Georgia from the south; New Hampshire from the east.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Last night at 11:16 pm, Michael hit the whistles and bells sound effects panic button. What do you suppose that that means?

Rosie O'Donnell.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MORMON MEN

 "You have to do something... Moscow is getting impatient." Says Mitt Romney in the EAT THE RICH movie trailer scene right before the Capitol food fight in the House of Congress happens on January 6, 2021.

Even that rich Senator who voted to impeach God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN SERVANT twice; because the Russians stole the 2016 election on FACEBOOK, YOUTUBE and TWITTER, yada yada yada.

Then we see 0014 eating shit and chips.

Fucking crazy bitches.

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PS TOM ROBBINS: Would it help if we got a director more around your same age?

I'm thinking Clint Eastwood directing your spaghetti western short story: just to break the ice. And get those juices flowing again.

Which then leads to Woody Allen directing your next Scandinavian art film; co-starring Scarlett Johansson in some volleyball nudist camp league state championhip sports movie.

The one where the too short underdogs, but with big tits, take home the regional trophy.

EAT THE BITCH

 "This is the police, lay down your knives and forks!" EAT THE RICH, 1988.

The one where half of the white British coppers join the black horse rebellion against the white horse revolution of America's one mighty and strong PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Yeah right, "BLM is not a violent movement." Jennifer Aniston quoting Kamala Harris

As compared to...

"The negro is prone to violence." Governor Wallace, 1969

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PS MIRANDA KERR: Time to get divorced, while the getting is good. And take the brainwashed kids with you before it's too late.

Julia Roberts.

Satan is real.

STOP TALKING AND EAT IT!

 I was thinking about the APPLE series talk show host Jennifer Aniston at 5:57 pm Thursday, when I heard daddy tell my protege from Mentor, Ohio to, "Stop talking, and eat it!"

Think EATING RAOUL meets EAT THE RICH.

They don't make em like they used to.

"Must be the season of the witch... [Jewish] Hippies trying to make it rich." DONOVAN

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IT'S STARTING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS.

 My freaked out uncle Greg in WILD AT HEART is seen wearing his rubber Covidism gloves and mormon underwear while he is measuring the social distance regulations that are being imposed upon him by Jennifer Aniston er all.

Then he is shown carefully measuring the social distance regulations on the outside sidewalk that have also been imposed upon him by Jennifer Aniston's political party bosses.

"Crazy bitch." WILD AT HEART, 1989

"The women in Hollywood are so disappointing ." Vince Vaughn

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PS DREW BARRYMORE: In my Seattle earthquake nightmare, you and my uncle Jim look alike Ben Stiller were the only two celebrities who were helping people bury their dead.

Probably some kind of a COSTCO manager movie thing.

Both of whom got prostate cancer, yada yada.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: There is no such thing as a "vaccine" shot for the covid flu.

Wish to God that there were. But he's not letting us off the hook that easy this time.

BLADE RUNNER

 "Time to die."

Two weeks ago this Sunday, on my way to STARBUCKS, I walked by an amazing 29ish Vince Vaughn look alike in front of MCDONALDS.

Over at TARGET later, a guy who looked just like that stone cold assassin in BLADE RUNNER walked by. Who uttered the above famous line in the above iconic movie.

And then I saw another amazing Vince Vaugn look alike up at FREDDYS for a second time [Trump voter] witness.

Talk about living on the cutting edge in DANIEL 9 like my marred servant FREDDY KRUEGER plastic toy action figure.

Note the above Germanic surname on the original 1984 movie poster.

"IF NANCY DOESN'T WAKE UP SCREAMING... SHE WON'T WAKE UP AT ALL."

☆☆☆

"Time to wake up pretty girl." MULHOLLAND DRIVE, for those fantasy English Tudor style apartments in Kent, Washington, King County.

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PS TOM ROBBINS: They cancelled all references to STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER on your wiki page.

Whatever, if you are still of sound mind and body these days, I wouldn't mind writing the screenplay for this one while staying in your guest room up in La Conner.

Kind of like your co-writer house guest partner-desk con man in DEATH TRAP.

But with a more positive negative ending.

I'm thinking Kristen Stewart in a multi-picture deal with Emma Watson if the writing is right.

God knows La Conner would be the perfect shooting space for SON OF LEBOWSKI meets SKINNY LEGS AND ALL, yada yada.

PS JULIA ROBERTS: Ever thought about financing a movie if your daughter gets to be in it?

"Anything goes these days." Johnny Carson

YOU'RE FIRED!

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's successful reality tv show history was prophecy in the making.

Especially that one episode where the leading contestant was found out to be a liar and a cheater.

Therefore, he was immediately shit canned by the boss of bosses.

Take for example the contested vote in 2020. Which FOX NEWS er all is still trying to hide from the above show's reviewers and voters.

Read rerun viewers, rerun ratings, rerun customers, yada yada.

"You can read into it whatever you want." Truman Capote, 1973

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PS TODD HERMAN: Last month I got tipped off that NBC was going to be the first network to break ranks with the party media and go rogue.

MY BLUE HEAVEN

 "But who's going to save the suburbs from Vinny?"

Rhymes with SUBARUS.

For when the criminal FBI would make America's TEN MOST WANTED poster at your local small town US POST OFFICE.

I would only add, "WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE".

Whereas, most small towns across America voted for President Trump in 2020.

Medina, Washington being the Jewish exception that proves the white christian heterosexual male rule in TRUE GRIT meets RAISING ARIZONA.

See every sardonic Hollywood comedy where the mean little dog attacks the postman who is delivering packages for amazon.com in the future.

Rick Moranis being the Jewish little prick in this one of course.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: At the crossroads of the WHITE HORSE CROSSING in Kent yesterday, I saw a David Wagner look alike TACOMA pickup with a bumber/sticker on it that read, "BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE"

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: After my bed started shaking and tossing to and fro, I fell back into a deep sleep and dreamed that Seattle was almost destroyed by an earthquake during the baseball season playoffs. 

Fortunately, by winter time Christmas season the power lines were starting to get repaired and turned back on.

Not sure what year it was.

GIRL INTERUPTED

Canada's sexy Pamela Ware took a dive for me when she went feet first into that fountain of youth baptism pool in THE GRADUATE.

And I don't care who knows it.

Head first, feet first; she would probably get a gold medal in the sack if I was the judge and jury.

Talk about the fuck of the century.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Tell old man Joe that you will resign right after he resigns.

Speaking as the underground capo of my own private west coast Cosa Nostra financial empire; you never air the family's dirty laundry in public that way.

Think MY BLUE HEAVEN meets STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER.

EVERYBODY BACK TO THEIR MARKS PLEASE!

 For the past few nights I have been getting unexplained flash vision scenes of crowds of people looking up at the sky with great trepidation.

The only thing that I could think of was that it was some kind of a COAST TO COAST heads up thing.

But now tonight, I saw that leaked :27 video of DON'T LOOK UP.

Just another day-for-night at the stay-at-home office.

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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Granny Grass broke her big toe on Evangeline Lilly's birthday while she was watering her plants on the back deck.

Somehow it got stuck under that same patio table that is now sitting beside the street in front of my wood cabin 1961 house in Kent.

PS WOODY ALLEN: There are still no lockdowns, mask mandates or DNA shot requirements in Sweden.

Not to mention social distancing.

Maybe it's time to finally make that Swedish fuck film that you always dreamed about doing?

COVIDISM IS BLASPHEMY

 "And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues in pain," REVELATION 16:10

The new Codivism happening on Cape Cod is a REVELATION 9 sign from God that the homosexual Dr Fauci is just a little prick with a sucker in his mouth.

Therefore, every sucker who got the two stingers of Judah and Ephraim will evenly die from a slow and painful long term complication in their old age.

[The average age is 82 right now; up from 78 just last year.]

Per the 2bc.info revelation that 100% of everyone who is "vacinated" in Utah is going to die. Unless they repent and become healed by the power of Christ.

Just for starters; then we go from there.

"When much is given, much is expected." Jesus Christ, 6:10 pm, PST, AUGUST 2, 2021

"The power of Christ complells you!" DOCTOR EVIL 4

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DEATH TRAP NOTES: Reportedly, everyone is prematurely fleeing East Hampton, New York this summer. 

Now that the [protection racket] boss is warning restaurant and bar owners to not serve anyone unless they cooperate.

PS ANGELINA JOLIE: Hold on, I'm coming.

NO JEWS ALLOWED

 Talk about the exception proving the rule.

Of course Jews can be full 10% dues paying members in THE KINGDOM OF GOD CLUB.

They just can't be homosexuals, capitalists or communists. 

Which eliminates about 50% of them right off the bat.

What's so odd about that?

"Some of my best friends are Jews." Marlon Brando

I would only add, especially the ladies.

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PS MATT DAMON: Tell your spoiled brat brainwashed daughter that she can go live in a hippie nudist commune on Lopez Island if she wants; and her sister too.

PS DREW BARRYMORE: Last night at 3:11 am, PST, my bed started shaking violently. Which woke me up and showed me that a major REVELATION 16 earthquake is coming.

PS TODD HERMAN: Today's COVIDISM hysteria is the same thing as all of those 1950s Hollywood movies where everybody gets freaked out about atomic bomb radiation fallout.

Think THEM meets PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE.

LIFE IS CHEAP TO THOSE PEOPLE

 The above mighty line in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW is why that little white church next to RICK STEVES EUROPE is ground zero right now.

Everything else expands out from there.

Don't let the Holy Ghost hit your ass from behind the next time you walk by it on the sidewalk.

Sandra Bullock.

"The physical is the frosting on the spiritual cake." Jesus Christ, 8:47 pm local time.

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PS SPIKE LEE: More negro, less nigger. You can start by losing the Elton John pimp glasses.

PS NBC: Covidism is carnalism.

Rhymes with carnival. 

PS JULIA ROBERTS: I had a vision the other night that you jumped into the 1960s [fountain of youth] swimming pool in THE GRADUATE prophecy, feet first.

Probably some kind of a died and born again baptism thing before the physical transfiguration can actually happen.

FUNERAL CRASHER

 I'm thinking we put a Covidism mask on uncle Jim for his open casket viewing funeral at the BELLE/VUE CLUB.

He always was a rebel; who liked to buck the system at BELLEVUE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

Rhymes with fuck you asshole.

Like one time back in the 1260s, he even grew a Hebrew rabbi beard, and refused to take it off until the dominate Jewish faculty and staff confessed to their German Nazi rocket man ways.

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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS VINCE VAUGHN: My bit part actor in WEDDING CRASHERS was about me crashing my uncle's funeral just to pick up hot blond underaged babes.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: I just want to thank you for letting me be myself, again.

PS KIT WINN: Oh for Christ's sake.

Just go to the bank a get your free jackpot lottery winner money now, before you die.

Don't be one of those fools who tossed his $10,000,000 lottery paper ticket into the trash.