Says every cheap fantasy island vacation resort brochure ever written at your local travel agency office.
Think PRACTICAL MAGIC meets AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN.
The dreamy one where I asked Richard Gere to sign his autograph on my gun; but he just blew me off and walked away.
"You should get cancer and die!" Said the old grey Jewish lady to Jerry Lewis on a pay phone in THE KING OF COMEDY meets TAXI DRIVER.
Think CHOCK FULL OF NUTS meets SEES' CHOCOLATES.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS PRINCESS DIANA: I'd love to know if the Brands are still interested in selling their vast real estate holdings on the south side of Lopez Island.
Top dollar of course, no questions asked.
PS MR PRESIDENT: There is an old 40 acre hay farm estate on north Lopez Island that you could eazily turn into a great golf club resort and funky town style clubhouse hotel. Remember, the San Juan Islands get twice as much sunshine and have as much rain as Seattle and Tacoma.
Lots of dime millionaires up in funky town who like an afternoon of golfing without all the hassles of traveling for hours.
PS NATALIE MERCHANT: There are probably more hippie chick millionaires in granny dresses and jack boots on San Juan Island alone than in all of Vermont. Many of them well under the age of 30 by half.
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