"Oh those crazy kids..." REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE meets EASY RIDER
See every 1960s beach party CLAM BAKE type movie where the older surfer dude looks much like a wild blond haired Boris Johnson in BLUE WAVE yada yada.
Yeah baby, "THE BEACH BOYS happen to be my favorite band!" Elizabeth Hurley on the David Letterman show, back in the day.
When Brian Wilson was suddenly singing along with the band and sounding like he was well into third stage dementia.
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You should have seen the look on Nyle Smith's face when I told him that I saw HANNAH AND HER SISTERS seven times in two weeks at a suburban multiplex in Orem, Utah.
Wink wink, "I really have no idea who, or where, my fans are." Woody Allen
How about Scandinavian Edmonds, Washington, just for starters.
Lots of really rich older guys dating the younger ladies up in funky town.
"You know you have fuck you money when you don't even own an iphone." Nick Cage putting the words in my mouth back in 2019.
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PS KIT WINN: Don't ever forget, early April is pan fishing season with earthworms and red bobbers in and around Moses Lake, Washington.
MAGA country starts just over the pass on I-90 and all that. When all of a sudden, in the blink of an eye, the evergreen fur trees turn into evergreen pine trees; like in NORTHERN EXPOSURE meets ALL IN THE FAMILY.
PS TARANTINO: This Friday is Good Friday. Easter Sunday being the 4.4 anniverary of MLK getting killed by a deer hunter in Memphis, Egypt, USA.
Simply because the lying nigger was a communist who was fronting for the international Jewish conspiracy to take over the world in THE DA VINCI CODE meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL in Pennsylvania.
"Not everything that looks white is white." Jesus Christ, 1999.
Take for example Joe Biden.
"Never tested on animals." my ass.
Say what you will about the highly unlikely election of Joe Biden. One has to admit that he and his crazy lab assistant are now doing everything in their power to inoculate the white man from the political diseases of the 1960s.
Let's not kid ourselves. Slavery will never be reinstigated in the Kingdom of God, until and unless, the white man is forced to give half of his hard earned tax money in slavery reparations to the negro.
Then all bets will be on the table again. And it's back to where we started in 1776.
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PS SANDY: I just got another one of those "two weeks" notices at 1:59 pm today, personally speaking.
PS GLENN BECK: That insane valiant Ephraimite Syrian killer in Boulder, Colorado was an isaiahexplained.com thing.
"You're playing a dangerous game." Says Naomi Watts to the handsome older Joe Biden actor, who has his hands all over her in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Oh yeah, "Acting is bullshit." Steve McQueen, 1962
The one where the white horse and the red horse team up in order to take down USA TODAY's underground 666.com newspaper gangsters in LIVE A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE.
Wherein the white 1980s GSR/TWN filmmaker goes bat shit on their black government limosuine in the LA scene parking lot with his Trump club golf club.
Think DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets PRETTY IN PINK.
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PS SANDY: Yesterday I dreamed that the mormon missionaries were having an open house pancake breakfast meet-and-greet this Friday over in Maple Valley. And I was the one who was supposed to bring the maple syrup.
As per "The gathering of the lost ten tribes will be just like that pot of boiling [mad] maple syrup." Joe Smith.
"You make'a me so mad!.. Something like that, something classy." Suggests the Catskill comedian to the Jewish comedy writer in STARDUST MEMORIES meets PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO.
"I hear a train a coming..." is the Johnny Cash score for his new movie trailer about yours truly being moved to Kent, Washington.
And then the folks at city hall start to ask themselves, "Who is this lunatic?"
Answer!.. Jesus Fucking Christ. The actor of course, not the actual personage.
Hell's bells. I just get up every morning; walk over and have my cup of Joe; memorize my new sides; then go out in front of the security video cameras and do my thing.
Then it's back to my cramped little trailer I go.
Oh well, it's better than having to get a real job and work for a living.
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PS LADY GAGA: Just like I thought. I won't be getting my bullshit code cash until you make good on your own 500k reward payment for your two pirated dogs of Judah and Ephraim; no press conference questions asked.
Fucking dirty politics cunt.
"Smells like teen pussy spirit." NIRVANA, live in concert.
No wonder that half of the older women in the western world of decadent pop culture are now on the verge of dying from some form of smelly female related cancer.
"Trained dogs can now smell if a person has cancer." COAST TO COAST, 2020.
"I'm society's EXLAX pill." Howard Stern, 1993
Those five foolish virgins had to die in a Passovering EUROCOPTER 350, that crashed into a melting glacier in Alaska, in order that the five wise virgins would survive the green alien abomination of desolation in DC.
Meanwhile back at the dude ranch of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.
An EVERGREEN ship is blocking up the sand filled Suez Canal. And those cheap construction time-share condos are still falling down under their own weight in Cairo.
Works for me... moving on people.
Whereas, Stanley Kubrick became famous for driving everyone crazy with his never-ending retakes in DR. STRANGELOVE, etc. Especially after having taken three and a half years just to write his latest final draft, Nicole Kidman.
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Sadly, CBS left out any definitive comments by Mitt Romney in their six month old interview rehash of Woody Allen today.
Now we'll never know what really happened back in the 2020 election.
Or as Rush Limbaugh would say, "Illustrating absurdity with absurdity."
Welcome to the age of Covidism. Where all of the journalists in America are under the age of 30.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME is the one about THE SPY WHO LOVED ME movie trailer, circa 8.3.77.
"Makes me feel sad for the rest." Carly Simon
PS DR EVIL: Hope you get the part in tomorrow's WRATH OF MAN movie trailer debut; where the antihero is obviously sporting a tan makeup job.
Either that, or the director was using a burnt orange effect filter on his camera lense; same look, same difference.
PS TODD HARMAN: LIVE AND LET DIE was about when everybody would be wearing a mask up in Spanish Harlem, rhyming with Jerusalem.
PS SANDY: Steven Spielberg's black and white SWINDLERS' LIST bullshit was all about how two thirds of the Jews have to die in modern day Jerusalem. In order that the other third who voted for BiBi might survive the upcoming New Jewrsey holocaust.
"Comedy is about bending words and exagerating reality." Danny Simon, 1986
Talk about an idea for a sailboat movie called WEEKEND AT THE BIDENS.
I'm thinking Vashion Island for Martha's Vineyard this time.
Think KILL CRIUSE meets THE WEIGHT OF WATER meets CAPTAIN RON meets DEAD CALM meets KNIFE IN THE WATER meets MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY shot in Puget Sound, Washington.
I understand, "Somebody please stop me!" THE MASK
Especially coming out during spring break 2021.
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PS PAUL: The gospel of Paul in DC 76 is basically for Catholics and today's RLDS Mormons.
Or in other words, those who liked ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, but could not get into THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING.
"Sex is the most fun that one can have without smiling." Jane Fonda
Talk about shouting out for joy with a painful look on your pretty face.
Ergo.
Joe Biden's final Congress floor show horror is just what America's polite society needed in order to get over their traditional false religion and false politic hang ups.
"I will divide, and divide, and divide..." Gesu Cristo at 2bc.info
"Another slice anyone?" THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.
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PS MR PRIME MINISTER: Guy Ritchie's new revenge movie entitled WRATH OF MAN is about how guys like you are going to get what you deserve.
Think A CLOCKWORK ORANGE meets DR STRANGELOVE.
Friday night I heard a girl singing AMERICA over at THE ROYALS high school stadium for the first time that the government shut it down last school season.
Then my protege from Mentor, Ohio invited me to watch LIAR, LIAR, VAMPIRE on some kids channel.
The one where Gisele Bundchen's quarterback boyfriend looks like the no.44 Jim Carrey in ACE VENTURA. And my vampire protagonist is played by that Royal British Prince named Michael in GREASE 2.
But everything turns out for the good in the 2015 movie's final floor show in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, co-starring a 16 year-old virgin Jennifer Aniston girl-nextdoor cutie anima figure.
Oh well, they don't make' em like they used to.
"Seems like it was just yesterday." TWIN PEAKS
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If the code word is not about jealous old politicians fantasizing about their younger years in college, you do not know Jack.
Talk for example today's mayor of Kent, Washington, code named Dana Ralph, Alison Deetz.
Also known as my Las Vegas, London strip club princess Sienna in the 1990s KING RALPH prophecy.
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PS HIDEY KLUME: Your blond haired, blue eyed 16 year-old virgin daughter does have the look that I AM is going for in my screenplay adaptation.
But I'm still going to have to interview her to see if she has the necessary sensibility to play my main girl in SON OF LEBOWSKI.
"Doesn't anyone realize he's dead?"
WEEKEND AT BERNIES shows us just how much Hunter Biden looks like his old man did back in 1989; sporting a tan and a fag in his mouth at Google images.
No wonder that old Joe still owns those two luxury beach homes of Judah and Ephraim on the sandy REVELATION 13:1 shores of New Jersey.
And now we know too where he got the $2,000,000 off the books to pay for them in the above 2:31 minute moving trailer.
The big apple never falls that far from the tree.
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PS ISRAEL: Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting to get a diferen5 result.
"There are more cases of physical sickness and mental illness among the [intellectually] inbred Jews than the entire population at large." Adolf Hitler, 1933.
"I know you are, but what am I?"
Yours truly talking back to my funky town neighbor Bruce Troxell in PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE.
Talk about a fantastic idea for a new NEXFLIX hard G kids show series.
Think SON OF PEE-WEE meets THE SPAWN OF DRACULA.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHLEY: The cure for the code is no masks and no lock-down jail time in LOST HIGHWAY.
PS DANA RALPH: Hey why not? What else are you doing this weekend?
Rhymes with Diana Relf and Jana Relf; both from Kirkland, Washington, King County.
Holy shit Batman.
People are now seeing my little protege running around after bedtime on their security cams in Mentor, Ohio; right north of the Kirkland COSTCO brand temple.
Because I myself learned about the importance of eating fresh ground whole wheat in the VITA MIX 3600, from nextdoor Cleveland. In order that that kind of thing would not be happening among the children.
Meanwhile, back at the hard red winter wheat ranch in Montana.
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PS EMMA WATSON: Yesterday I dreamed that the cure for Covidism was right in front of your nose.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Hard to believe I know. But you still got the part if you want it bad enough.
"I got the dough, if you got the blow." Andy Warhol
You no happy with the script, me no happy with the script.
Gus Van Sant re-writing and directing? Uma Therma as the script girl?
"Most people don't realize how much power the script girl has on the set... Especially if she is the director's girlfriend." Nyle Smith, 1986.
Mt. Hood is definitely America's most famous spring skiing destination for a ghost of reasons.
Talk about gunning it in a string bikini on 10' left of melting wet white snow with no mask on for the boys and girls in their mid twenties to late thirties, Megan Fox.
Works for me... Moving on to the next set up everybody!
See for example every extreme sports video out there on YOUTUBE.
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PS COAST TO COAST: Partisan politics is much more important than sectarian religion right now. Maybe later we can get around to that whole antigravity, walking on water, Jesus loves everybody thing.
"Liberty first..." Mark Levin, 2020
"Fuck me!" LOST HIGHWAY
You only have to listen to Mark Levin for about ten minutes before you realize that some pretty serious shit is happening.
For example, read every scientific paper ever written by some world renown [Jewish] doctor of science that says that masks and lock-downs don't do shit.
Then ask yourself why most of today's Jewish doctors, lawyers and journalists don't want you to ever see them or even think about them.
Talk about the noble Greek protagonist with an inner conflict and a romantic parallel subplot in every great motion picture ever produced by Hollywood.
Not to mention Howard Stern. Whose all time favorite revenge movie was PORKYS.
Who even tried to make a second one. But then he got Jewed and it never happened.
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PS GLENN BECK: Looks like page 143 is missing at ogdenkraut.com. Better to get an original paperback "hard copy" anyway at places like confettibooks.com
THE SHINING trailer shows us in less than 1:28 minutes what the white fireman is going to do with his red axe to the colorful gentiles of the prince in DANIEL 2 meets DC 87.
Not to mention 3 NEPHI 20.
Talk about getting mad, and going bat crazy, after being cut off from normal civilization by your own naive wives and stupid girlfriends.
For Christ sake, even Rush Limbaugh's blond widow, from South Africa, is now describing the illegal invaders on our southern border as "our friends."
Now wonder my second born son liked chocolate icecream so much in the above 1980 movie; shot in Oregon for Colorado.
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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: That father of 7 cop, code named Eric, had to take a bullet for you at KINGS SOOPER so that you would reread the revelations at 2bc.info for a second time around. This time with a more open mind and a prayfull contrite heart of course.
PS GLENN BECK: Your homework reading assignment for his week is page 143 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
FOX helicopter video shows the KING SOOPERS blood drenched ten virgins shooter as a Stanely Kubric look alike wearing a black mask for the director's iconic Jewish Orthodox beard.
Think BANANAS meets SLEEPER.
As they march him past that children's play area that represents my young son look alike in THE SHININING.
Ergo, the Broadway Ave [Color/ado] location reference to the movie's book written by the withering Joe Biden supporter Stephen King. Who also is your typical Jewish liar.
For all of the angry white Israelites who rebel against their 666.com masters and their gentile army of slaves in DC 87.
Also note the heavy wet snow still on the ground in the background. Not to mention that '... 007' license plate on the black FBI 4x4.
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"Purple haze baby..." Jimi Hendrix walking out on stage at the Seattle Center in 1968.
Well well, today's college kids are now comparing getting code with dropping LSD.
I can believe it. I've been around long enough now to see some form of an LSD drug craze happening every ten years or so.
Usually it burns quite fast; lasting like around 9 months top.
Too much magic bus I guess.
For example, I only dropped acid two times myself back in the day.
The first time it was white lightening; the second time it was purple haze; just before I got on the ferry at Edmonds to ride over to Indianola.
Talk about two and I'm through.
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PS GLENN BECK: The other night I had a very clear dream about Mitt Romney doing a '180' and getting baptized again.
We'll have to see. Maybe I was just dreaming.
"Have you ever killed someone?.. It can be a very liberating experience." Paraphrasing my marred servant antihero in the one that co-starred Wayne Newton as the prophet, seer and revelator of the FLDS church in Walker County, Texas.
See every Walla Walla, Washington state prison movie where the obvious killer claims that he is completely innocent.
Since his old trusty dog told him to do it; or something along those lines.
Think TWIN PEAKS meets LOST HIGHWAY.
Shit happens for a reason.
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PS LONDON: Mask mandates and lock-downs are a major hard-off. No fucky sucky, no tax revenues for you assholes too.
If I were you, I wouldn't rely on your local KINKOS copy center to save your lilly white assets.
"Bummer man." THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 1998
Everythingy that the filthy dirty Jews, queers and niggers are doing right now in Washington, DC is designed by God to advance the prophetic narrative in DC 87, etc.
The one where today's southern white Christian men become so angry with that dark skinned gentile woman in the White House, that they marshall themselves into some kind of a BMW type mini race war in 3 NEPHI 21-31.
Hope I didn't leave anything out in this one.
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BIRTHDAY GIRL NOTE: I too was born on a Monday.
PS PARIS: Keep doing what you are doing and there will be a fourth wave.
PS MAIMI BEACH: The last thing that you need to worry about is the Covid flu killing college age revelers at the rate of one in a million. I should think that you old Jews have bigger fish to fry these days, like in ACE VENTURE 1&2.
PS MARK LEVIN: Last night Michael told me to listen to your evening hour radio show next week on 770 AM in Seattle.
Think SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES.
PS HOWARD STERN: Last night I dreamed that we were getting the band back together again in BLUES BROTHERS 1&2.
Think ROCK STAR meets WAYNE'S WORLD.
PS DANA RALPH: You look just like my first girlfriend who ever gave me a complete blow job experience; her swallowing every last drop of it.
And the only thing that she asked for in return was that I run my hands through her blond hair.
"I've never had the pleasure." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
Hey why not? Can you imagine any Jew in Hollywood agreeing to pay me for that shit these days?
Fucking right, most of them are still walking around in Beverly Hills with code 19 masks over their thick lips and big nose.
"The Jews never show you their real face!" Adolf Hitler 1931
The name rhymes with HIT GIRL donut.
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PS ASHLEY JUDD: After the fall of Hitler in 45, his personal filmmaker went down to Africa and started making low budget documentary movies about the mating dances of today's African American women at THE GRAMMYS, etc.
Think THE AFRICAN QUEEN meets OUT OF AFRICA.
PS JIM AND JUDY: Last night Michael showed me in a dream that I need to update my take on OUR MAN FLINT and IN LIKE FLINT in the coming days.
Probably because the fake "operation duffer" replacement President acts and looks so much like Joe Biden does in that last one.
PS DR EVIL: You are now the biggest landowner vampire baron half Jew in Big Tuna, Texas; time to own it baby.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I plan on owning the entire San Jaun Islands in the future for my own private jet strip landing purposes.
PS GOV INSLEE: The Washington State Highway Patrol is now completely under my command and control; even those hot lesbian latino golf course ladies featured in KING OF CALIFORNIA.
"Resistance is futile!" Rush Limbaugh quoting Adolf Hitler in STAR WARS.
"She learned about men from him." Says the classic 1940 movie poster. Featuring an immature looking 29 year-old yours truly in double pleated smarty pants.
So as, "HIS GIRL FRIDAY is my all time favorite movie." Quentin Tarantino.
Whereas "You have an adolescent skin condition." Said the dermatologist to me in Provo, Utah, circa 1985; after I asked him why I AM is still getting pimples at my age.
Whatever, Last night Michael informed me that I will need to have three dimes in my pocket before I get to shoot my pirate sailboat fuck film up in Friday Harbor, San Juan County.
Good news. Now I can afford to cast both Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan in the movie as the concerned mothers who allow their hot young virgin daughters to hang out with me for the weekend.
Maybe sail around the islands, while sipping on a little pinot gri and grilling a few bottom fish rock cod filets.
Hey, "What mother in the world wouldn't want her daughter to marry a rich old man who is about to die and leave her with half of his money?" Joan Rivers, 1985.
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PS HOLLYWOOD HILLS: The prophetic 2007 dog shit themes in THE WALKER is what's up next for you old stinky high society Trump card cunts.
For example, last night I popped out a brown turd that was shaped exactly like your traditional chocolate Easter egg.
Never seen anything quite like that before.
The actress Ashley Judd broke a leg while searching for black apes in trees in the dense green jungles of Africa; when she fell down over a fallen log that represented the coming falling of Joe Biden er all.
That one happening on 2.11 shortly before Tiger Woods also broke his leg on 2.23. Who also has the face of a monkey.
Every word picture tells a story donut.
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PS PAUL GARRISON: There is a Providential reason why Green River college now looks just like another one of those ghost town high schools up in evergreen town.
Pride always comes before the fall.
"I actually own two hunting rifles myself." Joe Biden, 2020.
I never did get into that whole Idaho mule deer hunter craze back in the late 1960s.
Shooting ruff grouse in the old abandoned apple orchards with my 410 during searun cutthroat season on the North Stilly was more my style.
Plus, grouse was the only game bird at the time that you were allowed to kill with a bullet gun.
Otherwise, if you wanted to hunt quail or Chinese pheasants you had to use a shotgun.
You would think that it would have been the other way around back then; more difficult and more sporty by far.
Ever tried to shoot down a fast flying clay pigeon with just a .22?
Not likely, but miracles can still happen.
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"No, I don't think he's the one, not for you." Yours truly to Liv Tylor in STEALING BEAUTY, 1996
Talk about stealing the election in 2020, after thinking about me every day; morning, noon and night for the past four years.
No wonder the LDS missionaries in Siena, Italia are only going to give today's lying and cheating Mormons 12 months to get over it and get baptised.
See every inspired indie film where the romantic hero tells his virgin beauty queen that, "Once is never enough."
Take for example, "My first time was wonderful." Megan Fox
Can I get a second witness?
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: The above 1260s period romance film is the kind of vacation destination B&B rip off that we could makeup up in funky town Friday Harbor; if the local casting is right. Yours truly in the role of the older and wiser dime billionare Svengali with a wonderful teak wood sailboat of course.
PS MATT DRUDGE: Last night I AM had a slow vision of your web site. Wherein all of the bold red headlines were about what a crazy cretino I am.
PS ELTON JOHN: Oh for Christ sake, get a real wife and lose the boyfriend.
PS PARIS: Remember, Woody Allen was all set to shoot his next film too in Paris; but then the French got that Egyption 666 bug up their ass called Covidism. As was predicted in the movie trailer for THE FRENCH DISPATCH, started back in 2018.
"NO CRYING" says the front office lobby sign.
Stella refers to STARBUCKS in THE ITALIAN JOB, 2003, Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County, USA.
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Like I used to laugh too when all of those crazy kids in the U District said that the PENTAGON was an evil witch 5-star general symbol back in 1969.
But who would have known back then that today's San Diego, California Navy base would be infested with so many of those Jewish communist homosexuals in the retro HAIL CAESAR prophecy?
For example, back in the late 60s some degenerate hippie told me that the LDS church should be called the LSD church. And I thought that he was the crazy one.
Oh well, "Too much too soon." BLACK BALL, just over and down from Kent, England.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: The iconic 1960s EASY RIDER indie film was a prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's supporters in old pickup trucks shotgunning all of today's phony white rich kids in distressed designer jeans who voted for Joe Biden.
"You know this was never about the gold." Says the golden blond South African Hollywood star named Stella in THE ITALIAN JOB.
Which is now being backed up by that new powerful earthquake swarm near Staryy, Russia.
Because of ckurse, in the above 2003 movie, it was the Americans who stole the gold from the Russian mob and got away with it in their three red, white and blue British made BMW MINIs.
So then on St Patricts Day in 2021, Russia recalled their ambassador from Washingmachine, DC because America's demented Irish Catholic in the Greek White House is still hung up on all of those Jewish conspiracy lies about the Russians stealing the golden relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Don't forget, this one came out some years after the WAG THE DOG miracle was written, directed, cast and produced in about five weeks time during the 1260 days period of the two witnesses.
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PS JODIE FOSTER: I had a dream yesterday that you also had a dream about me recently. In my dream, I swept away two big brown spiderwebs on your front porch, as I was opening your screen door.
One can only enter into the Kingdom of God through the front door, yada yada.
"In the next 45 minutes, we own this place gentlemen." and then everything goes boom after that movie line.
Like in THE ITALIAN JOB prophecy about me being Charlize Theron's FBI daddy. Where she gets a phone call from Jesus that wakes her up.
That would be me of course, a.k.a. daddy's little girl lover in TWIN PEAKS, Everett, Washington, SNOHO County, North of the 145th King County border line.
"... boom boom boom boom... wake me up before you go go... because I ain't planning on going solo..." George Michael, 1989
The one about solid gold replacing today's worthless KINKOS copy center Chinese rice paper money.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: This month's half moon begins on Friday night. Better half a loaf than no loaf is what I like to say.
Maybe all of those antimormoms who claim that Joe Smith once said that the moon is made of [Wisconsin] cheese were half right after all.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Remember, BYU's Polish film school dean Tad Danielevski was fucking that hot blond actress from South Africa when she was only 45, and he was at least 74.
No wonder she never did take a shine to me, even though I always took a shine to her.
Exactly like my French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS. The one about my fallback fuck buddy in LAST TANGO IN NAPOLI.
Rhymes with getting fucky.
Oh yeah, if your are 27, you stand a better chance of winning some billion dollars government lottery than dying from the flu.
Talk about CHUCKY GETS LUCKY in the Republican controlled upstate New York.
Now that all eyes are on my short plastic fantastic doll Eva Longoria wife today. Because of her authentic black Irish Spanish roots in WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN meets TIE ME UP, AND TIE ME DOWN.
Talk about a tied up election situation that breaks down in favor of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 21.
Fucking A man. Why run for President in 2024 when you already got the gig?
Boring.
Since every cunt in the above two Spanish indie films are a bunch of liars and cheaters, George Clooney style.
Tell me about it; "Always making the ladies cry and driving em crazy." Vince Vaughn on the low budget indie film AIRSTREAM trailer set for SWINGERS, 1996.
Even the same 666 slave in BRAWL; which came out well before all of those [civil war 2] war of words earthquake debate signs and wonders. Now still happening for sure in and around Rt.111 Brawley, California, Imperial County; due west of the Chocolate Mountains.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: More Naomi Wolf, less Whoopie Goldberg.
"How sweet it is!" Jackie Gleason.
For some the sudden death of America will be a bitter tied score election experience. For others it will be a sweet overtime victory experience.
Per the explaination in DC 87 about the white saints escaping from the 666 slavery of the negro in the last days.
Then marshalling themselves into a well organized KKK like militia resistance that is based in Utah.
Except without all of the Covid fast masks and funny looking hats.
Think BIRTH OF A NATION meets THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE in 3 NEPHI.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Last night I dreamed that you were a sweet slice of dark chocolate cake with white frosting; i.e. white on the outside and black on the inside.
Fortunately, in this particular one, Naomi Watts was the dreamy backup girlfriend.
PS EVA LONGORIA: My second dream about you was about the both of us riding bareback on a red horse.
Today's millions of kids who can't go back to university, because their old millionaire teachers over 30 are too afraid to die, are now getting the hard knocks on-line education of their life.
As in the better red than dead movie trailer for REDS, costarring Warren Beatty as the handsome family rebel from Reed College, Portland, Oregon.
"Reed makes Berkley look like a private Catholic prep school." THE STRANGER, 1991
"Why get an MBA from Stanford or Harvard when one from BYU is even better." Mitt Romney, 1977.
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PS DR EVIL: I know, some of this stuff is not that new to you. But a lot of today's young college kids don't know that LEPRECHAUN 4 was about your college term fantasies about colonizing Mars in the future, the Red Planet, etc.
That said, don't forget to wear green socks and a green coat and tie on St Patrick's Day.
PS GEORGE CLOONEY: Covidism is a news paper tiger.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Still having the occasional bitter sweet dream about you after all these years.
Yesterday at 8:02 pm, I had a flash vision of me peeing blood into a cup; REVELATION 14 style.
Then a minute later, I had another FLASH GORDON vision of my fallen iPhone lying on the floor.
"Every picture tells a story don't it." Rod Stewart, sounding and looking very 27ish back in the day.
Looks are everything these days.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I'm not opposed to buying a used camera if it is still working and in good condition.
Like for example, "She may have a few miles on her, but she's still got it..." 52 PICKUP
The low budget one that they shot down in Orange County back in the 80s. Starring an older Jewish acter with a nice makeup tan job.
Back on 3.10 at 2:48 pm, Michael told me that "The country is done."
Of course, he was refering to NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN meets THE BIRTH OF A NATION.
No wonder George Clooney and Ben Affleck are still trying to figure out the meaning of their screenplay rewrite sides on a day to day basis in Beverly, Mass.
Line upon line, precept upon precept, one baby step at a time in WHAT ABOUT BOB, yada yada.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: They shot WHAT ABOUT BOB in the Biltmore Estate, North Carolina regions for the New England regions of today's crazy love-starved America.
"Bill Murray was a much better golfer than me. So I used that to influence my crazy frustrated character performance in the film." Richard Dreyfuss.
PS EVA LONGORIA: My three sexisimo dreams about you over the last 7 years are all about your birthday party 3-day celebrations starting tomorrow; and ending on St Patricts Day.
Even the anniversary of the death of Rosie O'Donnell's sainted Catholic mother.
PS BISHOP WAGNER: Miraculously, my own father figure looked 29 years-old, only 3 days after he died on the job in Federal Way, Washington in 2005, for a physical transfiguration Kent, Washington AREA CODE 425 thing.
Reportedly, George Clooney is currently directing Ben Affleck in a new movie about the cruel and unusual covid 19 lock down politics of the Democrat Party, entitled A TENDER BAR.
No wonder the 6'4" acter called into the Howard Stern show while lying in bed with Jennie at some luxery TRUMP hotel back in the day. In order to promote his latest flop called GIGLI.
Which rhymed with GG at that particular time.
The one about the tender mercies mobster who kidnapped the 2020 election years later for our own good.
Don't get me wrong now.
I actually liked GIGLI back in 2003. When all of the Jewish film critics were still ragging on anything that had to do with little ol' me.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I will be buying a hand held camera and smooth as silk tripod with my bullshit Covidism money. Any suggestions on the best brand?
But more importantly, what is the best way to assure quality audio in my new series?
"Quality sound recording is the biggest problem with low budge movie making. That's one area where you don't want to skimp." Nyle Smith, 1986
Rush Limbaugh is still alive, and on the radio live, because the antichrist Jews obviously stole the 2020 election from PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, a.k.a. no.45 with a bullet.
Don't forget, those with the most bullets always win the war that comes after the war of words.
Talk about divorcing the ex wife because she would not shut the fuck up 24/7/365.
Ergo, the pirates just signed Tom Brady with a new multimillionare 48 months contract.
Desperate men are going to do desperate things at any cost these days. Especially when they have a fallback girlfriend plan in their marriage contract.
"Always give a quarterback a back door out." Coach Hardy, ROOSEVELT HIGHSCHOOL, north Seattle, 1969.
A.k.a. Mr Hard Ass.
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A historic 6' snow blizzard is forecast to hit THE SHINING location this Sunday morning.
In Divine confirmation of Hannah Montana's vision of my yellow flying snowplow as she drove through the INLAND EMPIRE indie film location.
Talk about March madness coming in like a lamb and going out like a lion.
Could it have something to do with that unhinged racism Tarantino film shot near Teluride, Colorado?
Never did see it. But I do plan on getting around to watching the live 2015 movie trailer for it in the next 48 hours.
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PS RZ: The reason why I was staring at your butt in TARGET was my dream about you tending to your heirloom tomato garden in the nude. Wherein I picked one of the beautiful looking orange ones and took a bite. But it was bland and tasteless. Later, I tried to kiss you too, but your lips were shut tight by a golden designer jeans style zipper.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: There will be no more rampant homelessness problem in Seattle after the great white christian male Scandinavian Luthern church reformation revival.
Half of them will die, and the other half will clean up their act and get a haircut and a job.
Talk about a rainy day in Seattle.
Don't forget, it says in the BM that the manly [Viking] men have a right to even shed blood in order to protect their families.
"I made like an infinity of those at scout camp." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004
Today's insane criminal FBI report at thegatewaypundit.com is Divine confirmation of anything and everything that has to do with SWINGIN' DICKS TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS AND KICKIN' ASS.
See every prohetic Hollywood movie ever made where J. Edgar Hoover is some power mad homosexual in drag with a haircut.
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PS RZ: Hope I wasn't being too obvious about it when I was checking out your nice ass on the security video cameras at TARGET today in Kent.
PS JOE BIDEN: If not for your demented mind, and your black skinned sidekick, Joe Smith's WHITE HORSE PROPHECY would be no more than just a bunch of hooey.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I'm thinking about doing a NETFLIX children series about kids on little white pills who are born sociopath method actor liars.
Now all I have to do is figure out how my hand held cinema verite cell phone camera works.
"I have the new talent, if you have the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS
I shit hole you not. Even Dr. Evil has his moon rocket headquarters based here, called BLUE SKY.
And you think that I AM was the one who is nuts for over paying for DR. EVIL 4.5 by half?
Oh well, "I thought JAWS was going to be a big flop too, but I needed the job." Richard Dreyfuss.
"The surprizing successes of SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT and MYSTIC PIZZA were like getting into a CESSNA 172 and flying it to the moon." NEW LINE CINEMA, 1988.
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PS MM: According to the prophets of God, even the state of Texas is going to have to be cleansed from today's polite society weirdos.
PS TH: We will not be taxing and spending billions on some vast prison 666 network in the Kingdom of God. History has shown that most creeps would rather rot in jail for years, rather than face a good caning.
"Great Britain was built on the whip and sodomy." Winston Churchill
Or in other words, "They didn't beat Rodney King [County] enough." Howard Stern
PS CAPTAIN GARRISON: Now that you have a little more time on your hands. I would encourage you to listen to the best of Rush Limbaugh radio show.
Wouldn't hurt either to check out ARK MIDNIGHT LIVE every Saturday night on 770 AM; from 11:00 pm to 1:00 am PST.
PS KIT WINN: Watch every free movie on NETFLIX where the old born again preacher commands the devil to come out of the closet. And then the guy in a wheelchair miraculously gets up and starts to walk on his own in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS meets THE APOSTLE.
Talk about making a great movie without having to spend a dime on special affects and green screen shots.
Washington State has more steep slippery sloped hand-over-fist hiking trails than any other state in the Union; bar none.
Take for example the long lost trail up to Island Lake, which extends over to the two East Boardman lakes of Judah and Ephraim.
Not for the faint of heart to say the least.
Best pack your fly rod in a hard case too, lest you fall down and break it into three pieces.
On the upside, you can catch and kill as many trout up there as you want.
Now that the federal government is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. And soon will no longer even afford to pay for the bloated salaries, benefits and pensions of their national forest security officers.
Think SMOKEY THE BEAR meets Washington's iconic homeless guy prophecy called JP PATCHES.
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PS TH: Rampant homelessness is what happens when the parents refuse to stone to death their disobedient and crazy drug addicted [otherwise mentally retarded] pill popping teenager spawn who refuse to repent.
In the Kingdom of God, we will not be taxed for billions to pay for youth jails and socialist state social workers.
On a similar note; the second US CONSTITUTION that was revealed to Joseph Smith has a more specific and spelled out capitol punishment clause in it for those leaders who betray it.
PS RICHARD GERE: Budhism has a lot of good things going for it. But you tell me if there seems to be no justice to it.
"There are more film festivals these days than there are STARBUCKS." Said the smart dressed man to me at my sidewalk cafe table in Edmonds, Washington, circa 2019.
Was he a multi millionaire insider? Or just some dime billionaire who got lucky in the stock market, I wondered.
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Way out man.
The 1960s new wave Super 16mm French camera fad did bring us EATING RAOUL and CADDYSHACK later in the early 1980s. Which inspired me to sneak into BYU film school by way of my liberal arts degree permission slip to complete my degree in Italian.
Like whatever Joe Biden is acting like now, you will be experiencing it in the next hand held camera close up.
Talk about the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing.
Like "I'm as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy." Truman Capote quoted on the THE JOHNNY CARSON SHOW on YOUTUBE.
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"I didn't expect this to be fun."
WALK ALL OVER ME was one of many great little 2007 indie films that WEINSTEIN bought out for peanuts, in order to bury it and prevent it from competeing with some other movie that they had payed for through the nose.
Talk about Joe Biden and his rich Hollywood cult cronies crushing the dreams of so many of America's little poor people.
Much like the sold out FBI announcing with much fan/fair their latest investigation into some hot topic deep state scandal, just so they could bury it.
Typically, they spend a sliver of their billions on setting up some serious looking front office, complete with a very sexy lobby receptionist in black rim glasses at the front desk.
"I have been poor, and I have been rich; and I like rich better." Bill Clinton paraphrasing Barack Obama.
So guess who was behind the assassination of Seth Rich?
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PS MILO: Recovery from latter-day Greek homosexuality is at least a three step process.
First you confess that you were always a bisexual at heart who was not being honest with himself.
Then you confess that you were, and always have been, a Christian.
Then you become a born again mormon polygamist who is fucking two hot 27 year-old former lesbians at the same time. While immaging that their X boyfriends or exhusbands are watching you do it.
"Basically... all porno is gay anyway." Howard Stern, 2009
Are you experiencing it too, yet?
Talk about A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK. Where the only people in town who still have a decent paying job are government union workers and rich Jewish stock traders.
90% of whom vote Democrat. Which is about the same covid recovery rate if you are over 78 and still ticking; mask or no mask.
Doesn't seem to make any difference, statistically speaking. You either get it or you don't these days.
Like, "Covidism is communism!" Michael Savage
I would say fascism, same different variant; you say Covid 19, I say Corona 19. It's all Jewish doctor double talk in my book.
Maybe you have it, maybe you don't; we'll have to do some more testing.
"Testing testing testing... that's all doctors know these days." Said the old Jewish man on the free shopper shuttle bus in Kent last month. Probably a retired doctor himself, I thought.
However later, I overheard that he is a former car insurance claims adjuster from Puyallup.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I know, I'm hitting it pretty hard these days. So many girlfriends, so little time left. How about you and I getting together and making a little 007 rip off movie next year called THE SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD meets CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND.
John Waters writing and directing from a wheelchair, John Huston style?
PS LARRY DAVID: Howard Stern's street smart racism is the balance to Rush Limbaugh's naive white square-pants Christianity. This is a reason why the Jews are the more pure white superior race; after all is said and done.
Hell, most dumb white people these days don't even know that they are related to the 12 tribes of Israel.
Says every cheap fantasy island vacation resort brochure ever written at your local travel agency office.
Think PRACTICAL MAGIC meets AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN.
The dreamy one where I asked Richard Gere to sign his autograph on my gun; but he just blew me off and walked away.
"You should get cancer and die!" Said the old grey Jewish lady to Jerry Lewis on a pay phone in THE KING OF COMEDY meets TAXI DRIVER.
Think CHOCK FULL OF NUTS meets SEES' CHOCOLATES.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: I'd love to know if the Brands are still interested in selling their vast real estate holdings on the south side of Lopez Island.
Top dollar of course, no questions asked.
PS MR PRESIDENT: There is an old 40 acre hay farm estate on north Lopez Island that you could eazily turn into a great golf club resort and funky town style clubhouse hotel. Remember, the San Juan Islands get twice as much sunshine and have as much rain as Seattle and Tacoma.
Lots of dime millionaires up in funky town who like an afternoon of golfing without all the hassles of traveling for hours.
PS NATALIE MERCHANT: There are probably more hippie chick millionaires in granny dresses and jack boots on San Juan Island alone than in all of Vermont. Many of them well under the age of 30 by half.
"My people have to be tried and purified... " Jesus Christ
Monday night at 10:26 I had a blog vision of my February 4th post entitled SWINGIN' DICKS TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS AND KICKIN' ASS, time-stamped at 10:27 pm.
Which fit right in with what the back stabbing FBI is doing to the more pure white race patriots with gun in their hands these days.
In order to protect their overpaid careers and cushy pensions from the muffler and brake shop guys who are paying for it all.
By the way, I also had a vision that all of those buses packed full of illegals are going to be turning around and going back north again with nobody on them.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Wednesday's 3.10 calender date should be a very romantic one for you. Talk about taking care of business, night and day, by HEUY LEWIS AND THE NEWS.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: King County, Washington probably has more wheel chair accessible trout fishing public park docks than any other place in America. Couple that with lower Pierce County and there's no argument, hands down.
Think ON GOLDEN POND meets A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY was inspired by the many shades of grey stones at the Jimi Hendrix experience stonehedge grave site in Renton, Washington.
Therefore, "It was rainy when I visited Jimi Hendrix' grave site in Renton." THE STRANGER, 1992
Google every image of the place and see how most of the pix wer3 taken on a rainy da6 in Seattle.
Hey why not; IT HAPPENED AT 5HE WORLDS FAIR was Elvis Presley's favorite movie.
In contrast to my own favorit3 Elvis film being LIV4 A LITTLE, LOVE A LITTLE.
Skinny tits and all.
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PS TH: Last night I dreamed that there was a red ambulance waiting at the main entrance to the White House.
"You make me want to get it up and scream."
Talk about getting a bad case of happy feet.
Whereas one music video for that album number was recorded at Miami Pop in 1967.
Probably the same venue where THE DOORS also got too jiggy with it; and therefore Jimi Morrison had to escape to France.
Then years later it inspired that iconic green room pirate shirt episode of SEINFELD.
Ergo, "The pirate [election] shirt episode is probably my favorite." Jerry Seinfeld.
Typical half ass Jew, always hedging his bets and couching his words. Just in case something better comes along "next year in Jerusalem".
Not to mention Paris, Idaho.
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PS KIT WINN: The Jimi Hendrix experience stonehedge monument in Rent Town is located right off of Monroe Ave NE. For an LDS church homage to all of the 1960s generation retirees living in the Monroe, Washington area.
Think TWIN PEAKS meets STILL LIFE WITH WOOD PECKER; skinny legs and all that shit.
PS FOX NEWS: Today's popular catch phrase, "President Biden" is just a figment of your feverish brainiac imagination. Think THE MATRIX meets BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE.
For example, science and data says that mask mandates and lock-downs are ten times worse than actually faking like you are sick in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF.
PS KING 5: Time for you cunts to start talking more like the 5 wise virgins, rather than those other foolish girls at KOMO 4, yada yada.
"I get it, you can do anything you want." Said the famously frustrated Hollywood director about his first TRANSFORMERS movie star.
I get it too; I transform you into a 27 year-old sex goddess again, you moew me my 10%.
As just confirmed that Lady Gaga is still not putting out the 500 large that she promised to give to me.
Guess it's time to call in the juice man and make her pay up or shut up.
Actually, I'd rather she keep the money, if she would just shut the fuck up.
As in "I want my money, and I want it now." LEPRECHON 3
The one co-starring Glenn Beck and Sienna Miller.
And we all now how that one happily ended on video only.
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PS ARK MIDNIGHT: In case you haven't noticed. This crazy blog is for the hip cats only, and not the squares.
"I got a bad feeling my baby don't live there no more." THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE IN SWEDEN
Which was just confirmed by the new videos of all those crazy kids burning their bras and Covid masks in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES.
Not to mention thegatewaypundit.com's breaking report about all the white folks moving out of San Francisco and New York.
Like, "Never beat a dead horse man." in THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY
Talk about getting two shots just to make sure these days.
"Nothing? Not even a giggle?.. tough sub." DR. EVIL: 4.5
Yeah, "Liberals have no sense of humor." Rush Limbaugh
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: Like you said, the reason why your fellow liberals have no sense of humor is because they are afraid to die.
I would just add, die and go to hell.
PS MEL GIBSON: Hope to see you at the coffee and donuts table after church tomorrow.
"Wait a minute baby, the key won't unlock this door." ISAIAH 22:22
This one starts to happen at around 37:00 in THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE LIVE video in Swedish Edmonds, Washington on YOUTUBE.
During the last days of disco when all of those old rich fags down in Olympia would be keeping the jazz and blues clubs locked down up in funky town.
Because why?
"You could still be a heroin addict rock star and have bad teeth and skinny arms back then." Mrs Kensington in DR EVIL: 4.5
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PS FOXY LADY: Expect to get another huuge blessing again for your generous support.
Talk about an embarrassment of riches in CAR WASH meets EATING RAOUL.
While the other sisters are having to sell it on the weekend just to pay rent.
PS TOM HANKS: Thanks to you guys, it's now neighbor hates neighbor time. Not hello neighbor, let's be friends, can I borrow a cup of sugar [?] how about that weather, yada yada.
PS KRISTEN STEWART: All of the money in the world can't buy a thick green 1960s style 7 UP bottle that is as thick and hard as glass.
Rhymes with ass.
Damn right "I got burned..." Jesus Christ, 11:33 pm, March 5, 2021.
This little bit starts up at around 15:28 in THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENC3 IN SWEDEN on YOUTUBE.
Where the ROCK STAR movie lyrics go like, "...play with me and you won't get burned." again, Julia Roberts.
Take for example, "I have a scorching case of herpes!" FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF
How 1980s Hollywood baby.
"That's hot." Paris Hilton, 2008
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PS JR: Dr Fauci is an old fag with a mask and a long time partner. Who has still never come out of the closet in any real hard core science and data terms.
Think Matt Drudge meets Brad Pitt.
Thank God we still have TMZ on the left, and thegatewaypundit.com on the right, for more reliable sources.
The continuing mega earthquake happing in the ten virgins' New Zealand landmark is Jesus talking about the unstoppable zeal of the invisible man invaders of Washington, DC on Thursday.
Even the no-see-ems who got fucked in the ass big time back in 2020 by the likes of Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston.
For example, "I got screwed in court by my exwife." Robert De Niro, 2019
Let me guess, the judge was some fat middle aged negro woman in a black bathrobe.
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THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE IN SWEDEN is a great example of the true meaning behind the so called "Electric Church Music" scene in 1969.
This particular 56:19 video opening with a prophetic expatriot dedication to the deserters of Babylon in 2021.
For when some guy named Joe, who is way past 30, would be conducting an illegal Marshall Law government that the real church people never voted for in America.
Talk about turning the volume up to REVELATION '11' in SPINAL TAP.
"I wouldn't recommend that anybody join any US military right now." Bud Harkom, super patriot vet and big time Trump supporter.
I would just add, especially if you're a white christian male heterosexual.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: How about a rock star update remake of THE SOUND OF MUSIC, shot in and around Leavenworth, Washington?
Lots of local talent there abouts I hear.
David Lynch writing and directing?
PG RATED tops of course. Maybe a hard G, whatever works.
That is my exwife's brother standing next to her in HEY JOE; Harry Potter riding third wheel; Chris Wright in the background.
Hey why not. That's her mother on our annual beach holiday in JAWS.
Think HARRY IN YOUR POCKET meets ENTER THE DRAGON.
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PS WOODY ALLEN: Pond for pound, there are more Scandinavians in the Dakotas than there are left in all of Sweden and Norway. Not to mention the sex crazied State of Washington.
Plus, they have a lot more free after-tax cash money to spend on what they fell like in their pockets.
"People in Seattle stay indoors and drink coffee and fuck so much because it's always raining outside." STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER
"In for the kill, right?"
"Not so fast..." says the young and handsome Mitt Romney type actor in 1982. Who later fell off of his high horse and broke his stiff neck after the show was showing in theaters everywhere.
Ergo, Broadway was killed by the same ilk, who are still wearing their black death masks, even after their Covidism scare has been exposed as a complete Democrat Party con.
Said the Jew who walked into an Irish bar in New York; now closed and out of business forever of course.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: That's you truly on guitar in that 4:05 YOUTUBE video of Hendrix playing HEY JOE.
Also notice my French ex-wife look alike standing by the stage; and the woman who doesn't know what's happening, nor which way to turn in the wrap up audience crowd shots. Lots of 1960s "coat and tie" radicals with haircuts of course.
HEY JOE: "That's just your opinion man." SON OF LEBOWSKI
POLITICO NOTES: "Death Trap is one of my favorite movies." Benjamin Netanyahu, 2008
PS WOODY ALLEN: Okay, so sailboats aren't your thing. Ever thought about making a serial killer comedy road movie in someplace like South Dakota?
And don't give us this crap about your agents, lawyers, business managers and family relatives never giving you any great plot ideas for your next project.
Not to mention something that you once overheard at a Chinatown restaurant in New York.
PS HOWARD STERN: Are you ffinally going to show us the way out now? Or are you just going to end up being another Jerry Seignfeld billionaire who is trapped in his weekend beach house up in the East Hamptons?
This little 1960s Jimi Hendrix diddy being all about Seattle in 2021; if that YOUTUBE video of him singing it means anything.
I know, most kids under 30 know Jack Shit these days. Fuck you very much Dr. Evil.
And fuck you too Pope Francis.
Meanwhile back at the ranch in Rancho Palos Verdes. Even today's more colorfull folks are starting to ask Jesus why God killed those13 illegals by a MAGA trucker south of Brawley; due west of the Chocolate Mountain's gunnery range.
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PS JOE BIDEN: What's your problem man? Is it because you, " ...never got hit in the face even once..." at your private Catholic high school years in SMOKIN' ACES?
PS LADY GAGA: Your terrifying dognapping happening was a patriotic Hollywood Hills mansion WAG THE DOG song and dance warning.
Needless to say, you don't plan on paying anybody some ridiculous $500,000 recovery reward anytime soon, no questions asked. Still too many unanswered questions I presume.
"The Democrats lied to get elected. And they are still lying to remain in office." Mark Levin
"Hey, if it feels good, say it..." NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
Those 13 illegal alien Democrat Party invaders riding in a FORD 4x4 were killed by that typical MAGA hat truck driver down El Centrol because God made him do it.
See every crazy serial killer movie where the antihero says he did it because God told him to do it.
Sounds like something that Hitler would say back in the day.
Oh well, "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." FRIDAY THE 13TH
"Illustrating absurdity with absurdity!" Rush Limbaugh, 1997
For example, my twofer screenplay dialogue for SON OF LEBOWSKI and THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Like, "Why throw good money after bad money?" CADDYSHACK 2
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PS BRAD PITT: No shit. You are at the perfect age appropriate point in your career now to make a great Roger Moore 007 homage caper. And I mean that as a compliment.
I'm thinking GOLDFINGER meets IN LIKE FLINT meets MOONRAKER in some kind of a resurrected frozen supermarket pizza plot to take over the United States of America. Obviously, there was a reason why PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP created the first US OUTER SPACE FORCE.
Dr. Evil executive producing?
PS SIENNA MILLER: Last night at 6:26 am, I dreamed that the Coen brothers agreed to direct us two in the new FBI remake movie called HANNIBAL ONE. Since no-one else in Hollywood had that kind of up front production cash money in the bank no more.
Talk about dying and going to heaven in three days plus.
"...I wonder about that man who's gone so wrong." Brad Pitt talking to Jennifer Aniston, 2007
Rhymes with pit.
Whatever, there is a reason why Sandra Bullock married Jesse James instead of me back in the hay days of Hollywood. Talk about online-purchase buyer's remore.
This happening back when people were still not afraid to go see a film in a movie theater in person.
Therefore the prophetic Abraham Lincoln assassination scene in the above movie theater trailer.
Yeah right, "You're risking your life if you even go to a movie." Gov. Cuomo.
Especially if it's R RATED.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Last night at 5:06 am, I dreamed that three current top FBI officials were arrested for crimes and misdemeanors committed while in office.
Oddly enough, one of them looked like Bruce Troxell, the another one looked like David Wagner, and the third one resembled Chris Wright; probably some kind of a DC 86 thing.
PS KEN KEISER: The other night I dreamed that Jennifer Aniston wanted to date you instead of me. Whatever works; she no happy, me no happy.
"You must learn to become like the Gods." Jesus Christ, 2bc.info
Of course, that would also have to include stoning to death homosexuals, cutting the throats of your adultress wives, and treating your negro slaves in the same way that you would treat your own beloved children.
No wonder that there is going to be no crime to speak of during the millennium.
PS BRAT PITT: Classic liberalism is God's plan for His creation. Reformed liberalism is Satan's plan for the rest of his cast off spawn who amounted to only 33% of the vote in REVELATION 12.
PS MITT: Who do you think you're kidding? Your own son punched you in the face and knocked you out cold for a confirmation of my 'son vs father' never Trumper post.
Mitt Romney fell down and got knocked out with a black eye at the end of Black History Month in Boston, for a Providential confirmation of the RUSH REVERE history books.
Boston is really big on private education, don't you know.
Which his widow Kathryn will be talking all about on Texas Independence Day and Washington State Day on the "two if by tea" EIB network.
Talk about the first 666 beast who's head was wounded in REVELATION 13; but then was miraculously healed and born again in the 1960s.
Fucking A man, never trust anyone over 70.
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I'm not gonna tell you how.
Let's just say that I had a thousand dreams about you last night.
What are friends with benefits for anyway?
See every low budget horror movie made in the past 70 years where the hot babe asks me "How did you get my number?"
Sometimes she's talking about her telephone number, other times she means her street number.
Whatever, "He's around here somewhere..." INLAND EMPIRE
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PS DR EVIL: You either give my first born son on March 2nd a big salary promotion and a huuge stock bonus; or I stick it to you a second time around where the sun don't shine.
Arizona is the only state in the union that dares investigate the obvious KINKOS election fraud in 2020. In Divine confirmation of it being the only place that had also investigated Barack Obama's obviously fake PC computer birth certificate.
No wonder Sheriff Joe was pardoned by no.45 in THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT REDFORD.
Read President Ford, the original worthless piece of shit never Trumper country club Republican.
Lots of golf courses down in Arizona you know. The home state of the late John McCain. Where the average age is like 90.
"Most of those Californians are fleeing to Arizona." Larry King
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