The so called Apple Fire in California exploded at the same time that Apple and her MILF appeared on socialist media with no COTEX pads on their skin tight lips.
The one that is now raging in Potato Canyon, California.
Rhymes with my prostate that is as huuge as a Twin Falls, Idaho potato in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
The one where her daughter gets the lead threeway role in the above picture.
But only if it includes a two for one deal that als includes my remake of STEALING BEAUTY.
The apple never falls that far from the tree.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Take those two little white pills every day and have your people call me in the morning sometime late next week at 801 310 8543.
Meanwhile, eat all of the pussy and drink all of the holy water that you want; in moderation of course of course.
Same thing goes for you too Steve Martin, originally from Waco, Texas, via Orange County, California.
Age does have it's privileges.
Especially if the old fucker, who is about to kick the bucket, has a boat load of money like the one in DOMINO.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Your upcoming tv series is supposed be entirely based upon your own idea.
That said, I do have some friends in Sun Valley, Idaho who would love to assist you in terms of financing and locations.
Whatever, some of my other associates down in Portland, Oregon want you to make it at the Mt Hood lodge; also incorporating Bend, Oregon.
I know, everyone wants to get in on the act once you become as hot as a baked potato.
PS JEREMEY SHELTON: If you would like to get in on this, check out that highway friut stand guy outside of Idaho Falls who has those freakish looking 2lb bakers for $2 apiece.
When was the last time that you saw a potato half as big as that at your local grocery store?
Publicity and word of mouth is everything when it comes to promoting your new small business speciality niche idea.
You have to offer something that is bigger and better these days if you want to make it.
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