MASKS ARE SOOO GAY

 The lightening storm that lit up San Francisco during the DNC vampire happening represented the rain of wildfires that destroyed the twin cities of Sodom and Gomorrah at ISAIAH EXPLAINED.

The one where uncle Lottie escaped just in time; and then ended up living in that octopus cave hideout in the 1960s BEATLES song.

Sadly, his wife didn't make it.

Per all of those granite pillar stone statues at the Hwy.99 crossroads in Lynnwood, Washington.

Fucking bitch.

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FOUR MORE YEARS

 The four horns on the wild ram in DANIEL are the four presidents who happen after the ten presidents of the newly healed beast, starting with the first one, FDR. The little one coming from them being the abomination of desolation in DANIEL 13 who was born in the horn of Africa.

In confirmation of the NYT putting a big picture of Kamala Harris on their front page that stood up for their previous front page image of Barack Obama's phony birth certificate.

Rhymes with horny.

"There a bunch of phonies." Leslie Winn explaining to me why he never joined the Russian faculty at the UW in 1967. Adding, "I voted for Governor George Wallace." 

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PS BRAD PITT: October 9 is the day that will change your mind about FUCKING PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. 

Talk about pay or play.

Put up or shut up.

Put your money where your mouth is.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

"Ok, that's enough. You're starting to sound like a cliche." Elizabeth Hurley.

"Nothing is ever written in stone [tablets] in Hollywood." Marlon Brando, 1979.

ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW, THREE TO GET READY AND FOUR TO GO

 Last night at 11:58 pm, Michael finally let me know that the physical transfiguration process will begin in precisely four years. Better late than never I guess.

Meanwhile, the final house cleaning job of America will start in ernest after FUCKING PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has been in office for 2300 days, circa 6 years, give or take.

Or will it be 2200 days? 

Depends on which bible; some say 2400 days.

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PS ERIC: Curious to know if you still have the family cabin estate up in Hansville. Where we will be building our own private summer bible camp for the kiddies in MEATBALLS meets ALL YOU NEED IS CASH.

PS DANIEL WHITE: You have what they call in the movie business a very unique "artistic face".

Take for example Christin Glover in BACK TO THE FUTURE or CHARLIES ANGELS. My favorite being WILD AT HEART.

Not to mention, WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE.

PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Have gun, will travel.

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A MOVIE

 Said the taxi driver to Dr Evil riding in the back seat.

The one where the BLM nigger is fucking my wife Jodie Foster up on the second story in TAXI DRIVER meets KING OF COMEDY in New York, New York.

Mabey even MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY.

Whatever works.

Have your people call my people.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Hansonville, Washington is going to be our favorite place for family weekend get away beach cabin vacations.

Lots of nudist hippie sex cult colonies up there. So we shouldn't have to worry about people bugging us about polygamy; nor walking around town without a mask on our face.

PS CNN: Every one of your repetive half hour news broadcasts from New York, New York has now become a free infomercial reality tv campaign ad to relect PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

Thank you Jesus.

THE TWISTED SISTERS OF OUR LADY

 A certain little twister tore the roof off of a small Baptist church in rural Craighead County, ARK, somewhere around Lake City, called REFUGE BAPTIST CHURCH. In Divine confirmation of the BEATLES song about hiding out in an octopus cave up in Funky Town until the storm blows over.

Talk about Lake City, Seattle being around 90% white; counting all of those white Hispanics and white Asians of course of course.

Let's not kid ourselves here.

Me casa you casa.

"Those Korean shop owners with guns were the guys who stopped the Rodney King riots dead." Yours truly, 1999.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I plan on screening LAWERNCE OF ARABIA for the much delayed opener to the non profit EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL next winter, right after the MARK 13:14 happening in DANIEL 9.

Talk about having money to burn and no place to spend it.

Hello Woody Allen.

OCTOPUSSY GALORE

 Think October 2020.

Sean Connery came in from the cold to make his last 007 film at age 52. For a physical transfiguration thing about all of those day spas up in Edmonds, Washington.

Roger Moore, age 56, did the same thing in A VIEW TO A KILL.

Calling Dr. Evil, area code 206.

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PS SPICE GIRLS: Calling all angels, right now.

PS DANIEL WHITE: You have to get an insurance bond to be an actor in any official union scale movie. Wouldn't hurt to get some crappy temporay part time job just to establish a reliable track record for now.

PARIS IS BURNING FOR SURE

 Back on 8.21 at 10:49 pm, I was thinking about Paris Hilton when Michael suddenly interrupted my thoughts and said, "I'm a paddler."

Same thing came to my mind today when I was thinking about my favorite nasty bad girlfriend Cara Delvigne

And her sister too.

Word to the five wise virgins. At least my wife Miley Cyrus likes to come up for air every now and then.

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PS JAMES LEBRON: The more you pound on your chest and flash your teeth like a giant ape, the uglier it gets.

FILM SCHOOL NOTES: See every zombie movie where the brain dead rioters get stopped only after they call in the army with shoot-to-kill orders.

Take for example SHAWN OF THE DEAD.

Note that the kid who shot those three rioters in Kenosha looks like the kid in TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME.

PS SIENNA MILLER: I just want to thank you for letting me be myself, again.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK

 "If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere. It's up to you New York."

Talk about BROADWAY DANNY ROSE meets MANHATTAN in 2020.

Maybe even THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO.

The one where nobody is wearing a mask no more; and not even Spike Lee.

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PS RZ: Your marriage to Kenny Chesney lasted about as long as the Democrat's [sudden death] overtime race for President in 2020.

PS CAREY MULLIGAN: There will be no more do-over elections after 2020.

That is after the shoot-to-kill order is handed down in all of those low budget 1950s science fiction horror movies.

Think THEM meets THE THING.

PS MEL GIBSON: The full asking price for that little white church in Edmonds includes those small two story apartments hidden in the back of it.

Better act now before today's late comers finally figure out the true meaning of the BEATLES' prophetic octopus cave hideout song. And then they Jack the retail price up to high heaven.

Buy low, sell high, yada yada.

PS WOODY ALLEN: By this Christmas, Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman will be offering to finance any movie that you want to make up in funky town.

Forget about Paris, France for now; how about Friday Harbor for Victoria, British Columbia?

HER NAME IS STORMY

 Hurricane Laura [Dern] is grinding towards the mouth of the day 1290 Mississippi River in DANIEL 12 because that other one hit the BLUE VELVET state where the GOP convention is happening, on Barack Obama's birthday.

Storm MARCO [mark of the beast] having fallen apart in the same area for the DNC losing it in 2020.

Representing today's huuuge gulf [of Mexico] that exists between the saints and the accusers in the 1260 days of REVELATION 12.

The above river in Zion beginning near the twin cities of Judah and Ephraim at the 1290' elevation of Grand Rapids, Minnesota.

Think FEELING MINNESOTA meets GOODWILL HUNTING during this fall hunting season.

OR:

FALLING DOWN meets DOMINO.

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: That bug infested ear in BLUE VELVET is the same ear that was cut off and put back on by Jesus in the garden.

THE MASK PARTY

 "Green is it's color."

TWIN PEAKS: FIREWALK WITH ME, the 2013 streaming trailer.

The one about the stream, back in 1992.

The Ape Bay area got electro/cuted during the DNC convention because everybody is still required to wear the code 19 mask out there.

The one that doesn't do anything except hide the look on your face.

That said, the STANFORD CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL does say that rubber gloves are helpful in some cases. Keeping people at arms length also can help, but not that much.

Oh well, how about a nice big fat earthquake just to shake things up a bit?

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PS BRUCE: Those 8 small quakes at Willits happened just over from Potter Valley, California; north of Redwood Valley. Timing is everything.

PS TROXELL: Back on February 6, at 11:50 pm, I had a startling flash vision of that boy who is sitting on the above sofa open my door and walk into the room.

ROPE-A-DOPE 2

 The prophetic RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE was broadcast live in America on my October 29 birthday in 1974.

For when the Democrat media would be flailing away and exhausting themselves in vain to take down PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Meanwhile, no.45 has a 40+ approval rating by African Americas; who will vote for him by at least 20%.

All do to the Black Lives Matter race riots; which are about 80% white.

Talk about getting a political lynching using a capitalist rope in 2020.

"... they shall hate their own blood." PEARL OF GREAT PRICE

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MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2

 "People change... Now the family has come together."

New York's Nicole Maliotakis is probably right about the Greek Prsident in George Albert Smith's vision winning her ten virgins era state in 2020.

The one that takes place at the symbolic little Greek white house in New York.

Especially given last Thursday's plea deal by the FBI man during the pro Trump motorcycle gang rally in and around MOUNT RUSHMORE and CRAZY HORSE.

"He knows where the bodies are buried." CASINO, 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.

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THE BUZZ KILLERS

 You'd have to be smoking some killer shit to believe that Kamala Harris is going to beat PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

Of course, half of the country is doing just that. So it will be close, but no cigar, percentage wise.

The London bookies are shortening their odds as you read this. Many of whom are orthodox Jews, oddly enough.

No kidding.

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RALLY NOTES: That 5.1 happened due east of Sturgillis, North Carolina; near Rt.16.

Rhymes with illness.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME MAN?..

 Kamala Harris for VP?

And not some really sexy half scandinavian look alike business-smart Latina like Jessica Alba?

"Do the Democrats ever ask themselves how this is supposed to end?" Ann Culture.

No wonder that new REVELATION 16 cluster down off of Rt.111 in Bombay Beach, California; west of the desolate Chocolate Mountains' gunner ranger

Pretty sure that not even Jennifer Aniston could go for that phony bitch. Not to mention Ms Witherspoon.

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RUMOR HAS IT NOTES: I hear that the real bare back biker action in Sturgis starts this Thursday.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Check out the 1966 movie trailer for THE CHASE if you're still not feeling it. Think TOUCH OF EVIL meets THE STRANGER.

Whatever, it's your call. 

Kind of busy right now anyway with my 90 page screenplay adaptation of THE SAILOR DOG; the one about me and Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart being stranded all alone on some lost fantasy island in Puget Sound.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman executive producing of course.

PS JEFF BEZOS: Ever thought about getting into acting? You do have a rather unique and peculiar look about you.

Of course, we would need to do the usual camera test shots.

Whatever, I do fashion myself as some kind of a surreal modern day Fellinistic filmmaker genius.

"Directing is casting." Stanley Kramer

For example, CNN's over the top Brian Stelter looks exactly like George Costanza in SEIGNFELD, circa 1996.

COME ON MAN...

 Lots of expatriot white Russian idiots walking around down in the village this summer.

Makes you want to saddle up to that French bar up there and order two for one double tall white Russians at a time.

Since the gin joint has become so popular now; who wants to wait around for another half hour to order your second round of drinks.

Time is money, yada yada.

Especially if you are one of the joint's regular dime millionairs who thinks that he is a billionaire.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Utah in 2020. 

Wow, didn't see that one coming.

What's next? You win the State of California?

PS BEN AFFLECK: Last night I dreamed that you are now living up in funky town Everett.

Talk about GOODWILL HUNTING meets A SERIOUS MAN on October 9, 2020.

PS SCARLETTE JOHANSSON: You were only 19 when you played the role of you liking me fuck you in LOST IN TRANSLATION meets BROKEN FLOWERS.

"HELLO GHOST BUSTERS"

 Watch the above 1984 Reagan Democrat era movie and get back to me.

"I love the movies just as much as you guys, so please don't spoil the ending."

Tarantino talking to the French press at Cannes.

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PS KS: I plan on hiking up to my favorite stretch of Jordan Creek again this fall.

Bring a friend if you want to tag along.

Talk about going hand over fist for the first mile.

WILL THE KINGDOM OF GOD REALLY BE A NUDIST COLONEY?

You tell me.

One thing for sure, nobody up there will be wearing a mask over their face.

Wherefore, last Friday night Michael said to me, "5.1 at 4". Then later there was a powerful 5.1 at 4 kicks from that Greek named small town in North Carolina at 8:07 am.

Just over from a little place called Edmonds on the state line. South of Grayson County, Virginia in my funky town biopic entitled 50 SHADES OF GREY.

The one where the small town babe works at Edmonds' HERO ACE harware store that sells 211 hammers and alder wood smoked chichen to die for.

And the potatoe salad tastes homemade.

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PS BILL GATES: More capitalist science, less socialist fiction.

PS CHRIS WOOD: Last night after midnight at 12:06 am, I had a prolonged vision of your two page preproduction contract with www.cloudmakerpictures.com. Welcome back home my old friend.

PS HBO: Fascism is a hard on, socialism is a hard off. Too many angry white Jewish bitches on bikes I guess.

PS MILEY CYRUS: Better get into the act while you still look amazing with no clothes on; time waits for no-one.

RUMOR HAS IT: Sacha Baron Cohen is now sneaking around funky town with his two man video crew in Sturgis, South Dakota. Posing as some manly lesbian biker who likes real men. 

THE BLACK JESUS VOTE

America's traditional black grandmothers who believe in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior are the ones who are going to relect PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

In contrast to Joe Biden choosing some scary looking black lesbian antichrist Babylon bitch to be his running mate this week.

Come on man...

You scare me, I scare you.

Think PLANET OF THE APES meets TARZAN THE APE MAN.

The one where those African native savages just murdered those 6.66 French tourist at some giraffe heard effect park because they were not wearing their code 19 masks.

Charlize Theron herself being half French and half German, of course.

Talk about getting well over 10% of the big ass black mama vote in BLUES BROTHERS: 1&2.

No word yet if we should be taking the [Holy] GHOST BUSTERS prophecy in the same spirit yet; but I'm still praying about it.

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FUCK ME NOW NOTE: My new go fund me number at CHASE is, i: 570 20 10 25i: 338 7 1600 1"■

Talk about paying for the remission of your sins up front during the 1260 years in REVELATION 12.

That goes for you too St Peter.

PS RICK STEVES: The reason why you can't see me walking around down in the village is because the Invisible Man always wears gloves, sunglasses and a mask on his face.

While all of today's 666 scientists are frantically re-searching for a cure to his diseased mind.

THE VILLAGE IDIOT

 Last summer, Rick Steves er all were referring to me as the "village idiot" at STARBUCKS.

This summer they are starting to see me more as the invisible man at STARBUCKS.

Talk about the invisible hand of capitalism.

Own it baby.

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PS JEFF BEZOS: People who are not racist religious fanatic sex perverts are right-wing idiots. You should know that by now. When much is given, much is expected.

"Put it in reverse bitch!" REPO MAN

PS EDMONDS BEACON: Every restaurant that closes down in Ed Town will be reopened again my me. With a new and improved menue of course.

For example, how could you ever expect to name your pretentious place "CHANTERELLES" and not even have some fried trout with sherried mushrooms plate on the menue?

GOING VOGUE

 Mother MADONNA's viral treatment video was banned by Jennifer Aniston's friends at FACEBOOK and APPLE because of her failed movie trailer for RUMOR HAS IT.

The one where no man child in Hollywood has the balls to take off his mamma's mask and smell the coffee.

Ergo, the latest FRIENDS reunion has been postponed, yet again, because some half Jew homo has a bug up his ass at TWIITTER and INSTAGRAM.

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PS JA: Michael told me at 11:19 am today that today's viral code 19 news videos are all "overblown" and over the top.

PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Massachusetts in 2020. 

No word yet on New York; but I'll keep praying.

Ohio is a done deal of course.

Way to go Ohio!

PS JEFF BEZOS: If we want Carey Mulligan to do MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING IN FUNKY TOWN, it's gonna cost us, big time.

And I don't give a flying fuck who knows it.

Me Tarzan, you Jane

So what, we may even have to double up on the ticket seat prices.

Introducing Daniel White, age 19.

I AM is not monkeying around here no more.

THE UNMASKING

Back in 2012 I thought that Barack Obama was going to fulfill the WAG THE DOG prophecy.

But apparently my 007 watch was running an hour early.

Whereas my code 19 spy had to wait under he had more backup until he triggered his Dr. Strangelove bomb in the "The Paris of the Middle-east.

In order to deflect everyone's obsession with the new and improved AIDS virus.

And just like this time around, a hand full of pills works better than wearing some stupid rubber; and not cruising the restaurant bars anymore.

Talk about getting back to normal and having a good time, no matter what Bill Gates er all say.

Hail Mary, full of grace.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Virginia in 2020, hands down.

"America is still America." Kirby Wilbur, 570 KVI, 1993

PS GUYS: When you do the right thing by him, Jesus gives your girlfriends the hots for you.

Otherwise, you have no promise.

THE INDIAN EXPRESSION

 That East Indian jet took a bad skid and brook in two just as all of those INDIANS, with brown leather saddlebags, were arriving in the Black Hills on Charlize Theron's native 45th South African birth date; USA TODAY time.

Probably because her mother had invested so much of her money there in farm land and DANIEL 9 type road construction projects.

What a nightmare.

Now that the local marxist Black Lives Matter mobs are stealing all of it from them in the name of socialist justice.

Fool me once it's your fault.

Fool me twice it my fault.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: On Thursday the Hwy.101 NASDAQ did a number 111 just for you baby; then on Friday it did another Rd 111, Bombay, India sign.

Oh yeah, "Guys will say or do anything to get laid." Howard Stern, 1993.

LOSE THE MASK

 The most mighty line in SPINAL TAP was, "You have to double bag it." at the grocery store these days.

No wonder I'm seeing so my used and discarded masks in the QFC parking lot these days.

Reminds me of the 70s when you used to see used and discarded rubbers lying on the ground everywhere.

"Life is pretty cheap to these people." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

Not to mention basic human rights.

Let's face it.

Too many old people today who are so afraid to die that they have lost all of their personal dignity and self respect, I guess.

"Plastic [computers] is the future." THE GRADUATE, 1969

OR:

"I believe that immortality will come with advancements in technology." My own biological father geek figure Bill Relf, 2001

Who did have a very strange antisocial side to him.

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INTRODUCING KATE BECKINSALE, AGE 19

The 1993 movie trailer for MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING features 6 code 19 mask shots in its brief 2:29 time-play.

The one that ends with the mighty word of God spoken by the Ken Keisler look alike actor director who says, "There's a double meaning in that."

And the third woe comes quickly after that in REVELATION 11.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: Mother Mary says that the children must go back to school this fall by October 9 at the latest.

Hope you have a nice Thursday.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Your [LOVE ISRAEL] sex God is a jealous God.

No really, it says that right in the Bible.

PS BBC: Leave it up to the germaphobic Jews to make a mini sized green bomb that leaves no traces of radiation.

"Just a little prick." AP:III

ANOTHER RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK

Crossfire Hurricane Isaiah was crossing land on Barack Obama's birthday at the place in North Carolina where they shot BLUE VELVET.

When it went up north and caused another rainy day in Manhattan confirmation of the Woody Allen movie that FACEBOOK er all don't want you to see.

"He just blows past them and keeps going." Rush Limbaugh

Sound familiar?

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PS SPICE GIRLS: When the money runs out, daddy will help you out.

You no sexy, me no sexy.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Blow me.

MEL GIBSON NOW

Jesus says that we must act like him.

Like lie in some hospital death bed crypt for 3 1/2 days with a bad case of the code 19.

Then the sexy nurses pretend that you have to stay there for 4 more days, just because they like having you around.

If you get my late night ER tv rerun shows drift.

Talk about suffering for the sins of others in THE APOSTLE meets FALLING DOWN in Orange County, California.

Not to mention THE KING OF CALIFORNIA.

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PS MEL GIBSON: Mother Mary came to me on Wednesday and said "Thursday".

PS GB: I'm starting to feel like that guy who gets off watching his ex-wife getting fucked by the loser in SEMI-PRO.

Cue the fake tv sports show laugh track in ANNIE HALL meets KING OF COMEDY.

PS BRAD PITT: I got three title card words for you; "burn after reading."

PS KOMO: After today's "raging pandemic" is finally exposed as being MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.
Expect to see that particular London play on the bill at THE DRIFWOOD PLAYERS up in funky Edmonds, Washington.

No disrespect to the local talent.
But the entire cast will be made up of London stage acters with temporary six month work permit visas.

GETTING CUT OFF AT THE PASS IN 1961

Rapper Carlton Weekly got ambushed on the upper Jewish east coast of Chicago for a thing about the prince from Chicago in the cutthroat 70 weeks prophecy.

Obviously, it was Israel who blow up that too-close-for-missles warehouse in Lebanon.

In confirmation of the latest piece by Dr Atlas at www.wnd.com that completely blows up the 666 beast on both the west and east coasts.

Now that we know that California's Apple Fire was started by some old white fucker's backfiring pickup truck in Potato Valley.

Probably a Trump supporter to boot.

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PS KIT WINN: Washington State is going to be the first born again blue state that decides to repent and go back to normal again, starting in 2020.

Talk about having fuck you money.

PS THE EDMONDS BEACON: Childish adult child abusers who wear the mask in public need to die. Now.

"This week." Mother Mary

Before the emotional damage being done to them is not revearsable.

"Daddy is all pent up!" AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER

TOO CLOSE FOR MISSLES, SWITCHING TO N BOMBS

Beirut exploded on Barack Obama's birthday because he is the abomination of desolation in winter time.

"I'll believe it when I see it." Rush Limbaugh, 1996.

In confirmation of today's fake code 19 death certificates that are the same thing as his fake August 4th birth certificate.

Whereas, all of Joe Biden's VP options right now appear to be lesbian negros.

Like when pigs can fly, yada yada.

Can we all now say; Next year in Jerusalem?

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PS GEORGE CLOONEY: You once played the compassionate tough-love no nonsense ER doctor because you were supposed to be helping out today's code 19 propaganda victims.

Not scare them half to death with your current endoresments of Joe Biden er all.

For Christ sake, get a grip; it's not the end of the world.
Just because half of America wants to lower taxes and reduce [hospital mask] regulations.

Not to mention start any more wars in Iraq.

THERE ARE NO NEW COURT CASES

None of the new cases reports in the newspapers are true anymore.

Normally speaking.

Talk about beating a dead horse in THE MISFITS meets THE HATEFUL EIGHT.

The one about the woman in MARK 13:14 who is going to get it this winter.

"You hate me, I hate you." Jesus Christ, 1999.

Oh yeah, "Me fuck you long time." FULL METAL JACKET

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The executioner in BLAZZING SADDLES is running behind schedule because his assistant nigger lyncher is out with the flu.

PS BRUCE: That shaker east of Chase, Alaska was your cue to go into full pre-production mode now.
Never get caught with your pants down.

Think NORTHERN EXPOSURE meets FRAISER.

Hear tell Keira Knightley is looking for some kind of a modern period retro gold rush comedy stage show.

Think GUN SMOKE meets BONANAZ.

Starting out in Pioneer Square, Seattle; circa 1996 meets 1896.

SUNDAY SCHOOL NOTES: Children under the age of 8 can't get the latter-day black ptriesthood plague because Jesus says in the BM that they can not commit sin.

Oh well, it says anyway in the 2BC that our precious little children should not be attending public schools in the first place.

No wonder that every adult member of the mormon church is going to have to repent and be baptised again.

SPANKING THE MONKEY IN 2020

"It's the dog, he's got a lung condition."

The one where my sick princess keeps calling out for me, yelling "Rayman Please!"

Note the continuous Corona 19 caughing soundtract.

Oh well, "It's not the end of the world."

Even though the above movie trailer did come out at the exact same time that I debuted my TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER in 1994.

Oh yeah, "I think the Democrats are going to get a big spanking in November." Howard Stern 1994.

Monkey see, monkey do.

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PS KIT WINN: Don't laugh, the moose populations in some places have become so over populated that the local game wardens are now actually paying out a hunter bounty on them.

It's only one small step from making dear sausage to making moose sausage.

Tastes like the sweet horse meat deli slices at your favorite butcher shop in Roma, Italia, even to this day.

THE NEW PARTY

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THE BANNING FIRE NEAR RIVERSIDE IN DANIEL 12

Talk about the August 2, 1996 anniversary of the 1290 days abomination of desolation happening.

Where those two wildfires of Judah and Ephraim joined forces at Banning, California in confirmation of the banning of the US Constitution in THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING in 2020.

Obviously, this is the point where the 666 beast finally jumps the shark; right over and above from Olympia, Washington.

Just off of Devil's Head, north of Johnson Point.

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PS DAVID LYNCH: It's now looking like everything that you showed us in INLAND EMPIRE is starting to come true.
Can't wait for that scene where the fucked out homeless whore finally gets it with a big orange 211 screwdriver on Hollywood Blvd.

PS AUSTRALIA: Whenever there is a 'spike' in cases, you should just lay back and relax and let nature take its course and burn itself out.

Oh yeah, "The [tall blond] Swedes do know how to make a fuck film." Will Ferral, circa Flint, Michigan.

PS MILEY CYRUS: I saw a T-shirt sign from God today that you should also do a hard core remake/replacement of ROCK STAR; costarring you and the lead singer of some underground sub pop band called BAD HABITS.

THE WRONG THING AT THE RIGHT TIME

The so called Apple Fire in California exploded at the same time that Apple and her MILF appeared on socialist media with no COTEX pads on their skin tight lips.

The one that is now raging in Potato Canyon, California.

Rhymes with my prostate that is as huuge as a Twin Falls, Idaho potato in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

The one where her daughter gets the lead threeway role in the above picture.

But only if it includes a two for one deal that als includes my remake of STEALING BEAUTY.

The apple never falls that far from the tree.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Take those two little white pills every day and have your people call me in the morning sometime late next week at 801 310 8543.
Meanwhile, eat all of the pussy and drink all of the holy water that you want; in moderation of course of course.
Same thing goes for you too Steve Martin, originally from Waco, Texas, via Orange County, California.

Age does have it's privileges.

Especially if the old fucker, who is about to kick the bucket, has a boat load of money like the one in DOMINO.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Your upcoming tv series is supposed be entirely based upon your own idea.
That said, I do have some friends in Sun Valley, Idaho who would love to assist you in terms of financing and locations.

Whatever, some of my other associates down in Portland, Oregon want you to make it at the Mt Hood lodge; also incorporating Bend, Oregon.

I know, everyone wants to get in on the act once you become as hot as a baked potato.

PS JEREMEY SHELTON: If you would like to get in on this, check out that highway friut stand guy outside of Idaho Falls who has those freakish looking 2lb bakers for $2 apiece.
When was the last time that you saw a potato half as big as that at your local grocery store?

Publicity and word of mouth is everything when it comes to promoting your new small business speciality niche idea.

You have to offer something that is bigger and better these days if you want to make it.

THE VIRAL EFFECT

It's certainly not testing very positive these days for Joe Biden.

Because today's pop culture craze for the code 19 bug is all about the parable of the king who is wearing no clothes, not to mention his mask.

Going back to the crazy mod/ern 1960s era when the BEATLES also suddenly invaded America.

And there was absolutely nothing that the girls' parents could do to stop it.

Rhymes with heteronychus arator [ventilator] -- a subfamily of the black dynasty/inae bug.

Think Egypt meets Sodom in BUBA HO-TEP meets LEP IN THE HOOD: 5&6.

Not to mention PRACTICAL MAGIC.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

ZERO EFFECT NOTES: This morning at 10:56 am, Michael informed me that The Trox will be producing some "tv show" series after the TOP GUN relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Mentioning specifically that it will be based upon one of "his ideas" and not one of my own.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Suck on it harder bitch!
The way that you are doing it right now would take me ten more years to come.

PS JULY ROBERTS: Next week's tabloid hit girl piece on you is going to be the final [STARBUCKS] straw that broke the camel's bake in LAWRENCE OF ARABIA.

Rhymes with July Relf.

I'M GOING HOME

The new cluster fuck happening around Home, Washington is now happening on the great white shark landmark that points directly to the Olympia metro area in south funky town.

Right where the Case Inlet represents today's never ending state propaganda beat down about "new cases".

In confirmation of the ending to the famous stage show line in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.

The film's little white church standing in right next to RICK STEVES EUROPE in Edmonds.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MEL GIBSON: That other little white Catholic Latin mass church in Edmonds is desparately looking for a buyer right now.

Be an angle and buy it.

Show the Irish men how we do it in 3 NEPHI 20/21.

Look at it as a [solid favor] type 5-1 bet, against all odds, that Trump gets relected in 2020.

Then later in 2021 you can cash out your plastic chips for cash money in the autonomous state of Monte Carlo.

Think LEPRECHAUN 3 meets VEGAS VACATION.

PS KIT WINN: Besides our line of smoked game fish and [hunter's] deli moose meat sausage, I'm thinking about a genuine winter red wheat bakery label.

Now that THE INVISIBLE MAN is sitting on the board of the German owned TRADER JOES chain; distribution should not be a problem.

I say jump, they ask how far.

NEXT UP NOTES: A burger joint in North Bend that serves up under-cooked juicy pink half pounders; and nobody from the non existent health department in Olympia can sue our asses off anymore if they get the green [lettuce] shits.

Rhymes with Trump.

Also try our thick fresh-cut French fries with a salty brown retro 1950s drive-in garlic beef sauce gravy.