Sunday, June 7, 2020

THIS IS THE NEW STUFF

"Something wrong is happening." Granny Bonnie in MULHOLLAND DRIVE; circa 2002 in late run theaters; many months before coming out on video.

"Was I ever so young." George Clooney

But that was then, and this is now.

Whereas last night, I was lying in bed wondering what's next after the LA county cops get the [Russian vodka] OJ screwdriver in David Lynch's short term three hour long prophecy entitled INLAND EMPIRE.

Then Michael said that a thousand millennials will die. And I don't think that he was talking some no.19 second wave thing.

Whatever, couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of guys.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

GREG'S PASTA PRIMAVERA: Now that today's paranoid Jews in face masks have shut down all of the open farmer markets on both coasts...

"I wake up every day thinking about death." Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL.

Let your hot house heirloom tomatoes from TRADER JOES go ripe to the point of rotteness.
Sautee them in so much deep olive oil that it looks like you are boiling them alive in a vat of midevil oil with chopped onions, garlic, fresh basil, the usual.

I usually like it on any old bag of pasta that I can find left in my pantry closet.

Some things never change.

PS COURTNEY LOVE: Last night Michael showed me that I need to brush my teeth more often.

Oh well, "Back in the 60s you could have bad teeth and still be a rock star." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY


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