"They bought it." FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, June 1986.
The above 2:50 trailer opens with Bueller faking the black plague in order to get out of school and go out for some major rebellious socialising.
YOUTUBE's other shorter 1:25 movie trailer opens with an establishment shot of the film's look alike White House in Washington, DC.
Meanwhile, the film's iconic white cracker public school principle really does have a bug up his ass that is giving him the future CHINATOWN fever.
Talk about spring break, 2020.
"Let's surrender... Never!" Mueller to his beige 1976 ALFETTA buddy.
As confirmed by those new hard-to-find stats about shuttting down New York City and killing the American economy because of a nasty flu that kills only 1%, tops.
Talk about always obsessing over the one percenters, and willing to kill the economy because you hate them.
"Abortion is murder!.. People are going to die!" Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Which is why I always get my facts at www.gatewaypundit.com first; before checking out the usual suspects at DRUDGE er all.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
A.K.A. "The sausage king of Chicago." With offices on the 104th floor of the black WILLIS [Trump] TOWER.
PS GISELE BUNDGEN: You and I were chatting in an empty high school hallway dream when you whispered "April 3rd" into my ear; back on 3.13 at 9:10 am.
Then I suddenly woke up and realized that I was late for class at the EIB school for conservative studies.
Think VANILLA SKY meets BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Sorry about 'socking it to ya' so heavy these past two weeks.
But I AM is just trying to take advantage of people having more time on their hands to catch up on their old movie studies right now.
PS LARRY DAVID: Of course the BUBBLE BOY episode was all about today's COVID-19 virus for idiots with bad attitudes.
Get a clue you old gaping asshole.
Bad shit happens to those who can't wait.
PS EDMONDS BEACON: I AM is now giving funky town 4 days to knock it off.
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