Mr Musk is originally from South African. So he must know a thing or two about the politics of forced separations.
Whereas, during the 42 months siege in REVELATION 11, it is the gentile who oppresses the Israelite.
Therefore, Jehova now numberes the Mormons among the gentiles.
Even the same cowards with a haicut in Utah who are going along with all of this fascistic lock down shit.
Because the WHITE HOUSE PROPHECY is all about the saints separating themselves from the people's of the dark prince in DANIEL 9.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Today's final 42 months lock down climax in LA 2020 is a prophetic fulfillment of that locked down gimp wearing all black rubber in the 1260 days period PULP FICTION prophecy.
The one where Bruce Willis grabs that Asian cutting edge sword in DANIEL 9 and goes all midevil on the black plague gentile dog with flees.
And that Jewish Jerry Seinfeld boy shouts "DIE MOTHER FUCKER!"
But then he runs out of bullets.
PS MR GOVERNOR: Why AM I not feeling it every time that you start vaping about giving me back my freedom next week, or maybe the week after that, or perhaps even next month?
Yeah yeah yeah, the check's in the mail...
PS KIT WINN: Jehova blessed you with your wooded acres off of Cherry Creek Rd for a purpose.
Hope that you have graded off and graveled a little place on the back side where I can park my barely used custom made German RV van with full water and sewer hook ups.
Now that my mother's inheritance is only worth about 120k.
And about this time next year there is going to be a huuge half-price-off fire sale on some of the best "like new" RVs in America.
Thursday, April 30, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BUTT HOLE SURFERS
"Please take your mark..." at the checkout line at QFC.
That special 1260 days period MTV video by THE OFFSPRING is what California's separation nation is all about today.
The one where those scary white dudes on YOUTUBE shout about how YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!
Talk about riding the [respirater] tube in Orange County, California.
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CHICHEN SOUP NOTES: Even if you do not believe that the Crown 19 plaque is some 42 months siege hoax; you do have to wonder if their politically correct cure for it is a hoax.
"Experience guided by intelligence..." Rush Limbaugh, 2020.
"Trump supporters are morons." Howard Stern, 2020.
Talk about everything finally becoming black and white and crystal clear by May 9 in CADDYSHACK:2 meets NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD:2 meets LEPRECHAUN:2 meets AUSTIN POWERS:2 meets INDIANA JONES:2.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: "Have you ever killed somebody?.. It's very liberating." Says the antichrist figure in that James Bond movie featuring the same star in LAS VEGAS VACATION.
That special 1260 days period MTV video by THE OFFSPRING is what California's separation nation is all about today.
The one where those scary white dudes on YOUTUBE shout about how YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!
Talk about riding the [respirater] tube in Orange County, California.
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CHICHEN SOUP NOTES: Even if you do not believe that the Crown 19 plaque is some 42 months siege hoax; you do have to wonder if their politically correct cure for it is a hoax.
"Experience guided by intelligence..." Rush Limbaugh, 2020.
"Trump supporters are morons." Howard Stern, 2020.
Talk about everything finally becoming black and white and crystal clear by May 9 in CADDYSHACK:2 meets NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD:2 meets LEPRECHAUN:2 meets AUSTIN POWERS:2 meets INDIANA JONES:2.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: "Have you ever killed somebody?.. It's very liberating." Says the antichrist figure in that James Bond movie featuring the same star in LAS VEGAS VACATION.
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT FEELINGS
Want to be on the cutting edge when it comes to the end of the world?
Be sure to make www.thegatewaypundit.com your go to source for the latest KING-19 English translation of the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Like their latest piece by that Jewish smarty pants Joseph Curl who used to run the DRUDGE REPORT.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
"Vancouver, BC is the new Hollywood... It's almost impossible to make a movie in LA these days." Sylvestor Stalone, 1985.
Prematurely speaking of course.
"I feel it's premature to open the golf courses." Gov. Inslee.
Especially the ones in Snohomish County, Washington naturally.
Not enough 300 yards per hole of social distancing I guess.
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Be sure to make www.thegatewaypundit.com your go to source for the latest KING-19 English translation of the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
Like their latest piece by that Jewish smarty pants Joseph Curl who used to run the DRUDGE REPORT.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
"Vancouver, BC is the new Hollywood... It's almost impossible to make a movie in LA these days." Sylvestor Stalone, 1985.
Prematurely speaking of course.
"I feel it's premature to open the golf courses." Gov. Inslee.
Especially the ones in Snohomish County, Washington naturally.
Not enough 300 yards per hole of social distancing I guess.
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THE REPLACEMENT BOYS
By the end of the last week in DANIEL 9, the men are going to be separated from the boys.
Wherein today's sequestered weaklings who are now running the show are going to get exposed with their panties down in SMOK'N ACES meets GOODWILL HUNTING.
"You are going to be shocked by who my new church leaders are going to be." Jesus Christ, 1999.
Sometimes, you just have to... "Fight, for your right, to party!!"
"Tell me about it.." Emma Watson in GREASE, the original movie trailer.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: All of my social media email smack-down only happens after the two witnesses are lying in the street for 3 1/2 days.
Don't you know...
They don't call Sun Valley, Idaho some "...funky 1970s has been [time share condo] ski bum town" for nothing; not so much West Yellowstone.
PS KEN KEYS: Last night I dreamed that your Russian mail order bride from Moscow, Idaho committed suicide; symbolically speaking.
Wherein today's sequestered weaklings who are now running the show are going to get exposed with their panties down in SMOK'N ACES meets GOODWILL HUNTING.
"You are going to be shocked by who my new church leaders are going to be." Jesus Christ, 1999.
Sometimes, you just have to... "Fight, for your right, to party!!"
"Tell me about it.." Emma Watson in GREASE, the original movie trailer.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: All of my social media email smack-down only happens after the two witnesses are lying in the street for 3 1/2 days.
Don't you know...
They don't call Sun Valley, Idaho some "...funky 1970s has been [time share condo] ski bum town" for nothing; not so much West Yellowstone.
PS KEN KEYS: Last night I dreamed that your Russian mail order bride from Moscow, Idaho committed suicide; symbolically speaking.
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT VIRGIN CAMPFIRE GIRLS
To all of you older chichen shits out there, who think that you're gonna get laid by some hot young porn hub star in 2020 if you can just keep it up, for another month, have another thing coming.
The shit happens for 42 months; not 43 months and counting.
"Move over rover, and let Jimi take over." Jimi Hendrix, Seattle, Washington, King County, 2020.
Again, see every movie trailer where Bogart slaps some sense into the hysterical bitch; such as DARK PASSAGE and CASABLANCA.
For example;
"Don't go there girlfriend!" APP: II
The one where Dr. Evil set up his space station laser beam of 1960s love on the moon, circa 2020.
But the two physically tyranny twins of Austin Powers spoiled his diabolical plot to destroy the white man's house in Washington, DC.
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PS HOWARD STERN: How in the hell could Biden ever get elected in 2020 if America becomes divided into three parts after the 3rd woe?
Just not feeling it.
The shit happens for 42 months; not 43 months and counting.
"Move over rover, and let Jimi take over." Jimi Hendrix, Seattle, Washington, King County, 2020.
Again, see every movie trailer where Bogart slaps some sense into the hysterical bitch; such as DARK PASSAGE and CASABLANCA.
For example;
"Don't go there girlfriend!" APP: II
The one where Dr. Evil set up his space station laser beam of 1960s love on the moon, circa 2020.
But the two physically tyranny twins of Austin Powers spoiled his diabolical plot to destroy the white man's house in Washington, DC.
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PS HOWARD STERN: How in the hell could Biden ever get elected in 2020 if America becomes divided into three parts after the 3rd woe?
Just not feeling it.
THE REPLACEMENT HOODIES
It's only one small step away from wearing a synched up hoodie that covers up your face in LEP:5&6; and wearing a mask like the paranoid rich peoples of the prince do in places like Medina, Washington.
"I can't die!!.. Not out here in the woods.." MILLER'S CROSSING
The one where the future 2020 Governor of Chicago, Illinois is clearly seen now in the 1990 movie trailer.
You think I'm joking?
So why do 99% of these two gangs always vote for the same small town political bosses?
You tell me, I'm all ears.
Damn right, "Hollywood is just a small town." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
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PS HOWARD STERN: OK we get it, obviously the Jews are the superior race. Just don't let that get to your head.
Scientific research has shown that people with above average IQs tend to be below average listeners.
PS BRUCE TROXEL: I also have a treatment in my files for cousin David playing some modern day remote county sheriff in Wyoming or Idaho.
Where the man wearing a badge in his old pickup truck is also your local rancher, hardware/grocier, judge and jailer all in one.
Not to mention the county clerk, justice of the peace and LDS church bishop polygamist with 7 wives who are driving him crazy.
[Chris Wood directing?]
PS BEN SHAPIRO: Get a grip for Jesus' sake.
The only "Manhattan Project" that America needs right now is for all of the smart people in Manhattan to repent of what they have been doing for the past 42 months.
More Mark Levin, less Michael Savage.
PS GOVERNOR INSLEE: Either you do what has to happen next week, or I AM and the boys will have to do it for you.
I know, choose your poison and all that shit.
"Life is a bitch, and then you die." Jimi Hendrix, 1969, Seattle, Washington, USA.
"I can't die!!.. Not out here in the woods.." MILLER'S CROSSING
The one where the future 2020 Governor of Chicago, Illinois is clearly seen now in the 1990 movie trailer.
You think I'm joking?
So why do 99% of these two gangs always vote for the same small town political bosses?
You tell me, I'm all ears.
Damn right, "Hollywood is just a small town." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
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PS HOWARD STERN: OK we get it, obviously the Jews are the superior race. Just don't let that get to your head.
Scientific research has shown that people with above average IQs tend to be below average listeners.
PS BRUCE TROXEL: I also have a treatment in my files for cousin David playing some modern day remote county sheriff in Wyoming or Idaho.
Where the man wearing a badge in his old pickup truck is also your local rancher, hardware/grocier, judge and jailer all in one.
Not to mention the county clerk, justice of the peace and LDS church bishop polygamist with 7 wives who are driving him crazy.
[Chris Wood directing?]
PS BEN SHAPIRO: Get a grip for Jesus' sake.
The only "Manhattan Project" that America needs right now is for all of the smart people in Manhattan to repent of what they have been doing for the past 42 months.
More Mark Levin, less Michael Savage.
PS GOVERNOR INSLEE: Either you do what has to happen next week, or I AM and the boys will have to do it for you.
I know, choose your poison and all that shit.
"Life is a bitch, and then you die." Jimi Hendrix, 1969, Seattle, Washington, USA.
Monday, April 27, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT HAIRCUTS
Have you ever noticed that all of the never Trumpers have expert haircuts, and the boss man himself looks like he cuts his own hair?
Believe it or not; those two trailers for BARBARSHOP and BARBARSHOP: THE NEXT CUT are all about the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY rebellion in 2020.
Ergo, Utah Senator Hatch's infamous barbar shop choir boys in the Senate.
All 5 of them sporting the short haircut look of Tom Hanks in his gay ass MR. ROGERS movie trailer.
"Save the children!" My ass. What about their parents?
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SHORT CUT NOTES: How about that. The Jewish run media got cut off in the 69th week of DANIEL 9.
Talk about springtime for Hitler.
And that's a good thing, all things considered.
"Everybody hates the Nazis, especially the socialists." FDR
"This can not go on!" Adolf Hitler, 1933.
Referring prophetically to the west's restrictive economic C-19 isolations and sanctions in 2020.
No wonder that David Lynch's last film was financied by the overwhelmingly white Polish government's relief fund for small business artists.
PS GOVERNOR: Your stock is diving, you are now cooked and over down.
Can't squeeze blood out of a rock can we.
Especially if half of your state is completely "bullet proof" to the Jewish blood sucking collection agencies in LOCK STOCK AND BARRELL meets REPO MAN.
Oh yeah, "I'm all in for Biden now." Howard Stern, the real last days antichrist in the Christian bible belt state where they shot the EASY RIDER movie trailer.
"Everybody got chichen, that's what happened."
Believe it or not; those two trailers for BARBARSHOP and BARBARSHOP: THE NEXT CUT are all about the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY rebellion in 2020.
Ergo, Utah Senator Hatch's infamous barbar shop choir boys in the Senate.
All 5 of them sporting the short haircut look of Tom Hanks in his gay ass MR. ROGERS movie trailer.
"Save the children!" My ass. What about their parents?
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SHORT CUT NOTES: How about that. The Jewish run media got cut off in the 69th week of DANIEL 9.
Talk about springtime for Hitler.
And that's a good thing, all things considered.
"Everybody hates the Nazis, especially the socialists." FDR
"This can not go on!" Adolf Hitler, 1933.
Referring prophetically to the west's restrictive economic C-19 isolations and sanctions in 2020.
No wonder that David Lynch's last film was financied by the overwhelmingly white Polish government's relief fund for small business artists.
PS GOVERNOR: Your stock is diving, you are now cooked and over down.
Can't squeeze blood out of a rock can we.
Especially if half of your state is completely "bullet proof" to the Jewish blood sucking collection agencies in LOCK STOCK AND BARRELL meets REPO MAN.
Oh yeah, "I'm all in for Biden now." Howard Stern, the real last days antichrist in the Christian bible belt state where they shot the EASY RIDER movie trailer.
"Everybody got chichen, that's what happened."
THE REPLACEMENT TOURISTI
LEPRECHAUN 2 happens in LA for a fantasy tourist trap reason.
So whatever you're doing right now, don't look at those two movie trailers for STAR MAPS and DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS.
Because Connan O'Brien getting fired at NBC and demoted to some third rate talk show at TBN was all about the year 2020 happenings.
Like if you had to be some kind of a special sex pervert mormon prophet revelator to have seen the shit coming.
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So whatever you're doing right now, don't look at those two movie trailers for STAR MAPS and DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS.
Because Connan O'Brien getting fired at NBC and demoted to some third rate talk show at TBN was all about the year 2020 happenings.
Like if you had to be some kind of a special sex pervert mormon prophet revelator to have seen the shit coming.
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Sunday, April 26, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MEN
"Don't make me do this!" FIRE WALK WITH ME, 1992.
Says the pissed off red-neck MAGA trucker cap man to the Jewish governor of Washington.
Think EASY RIDER meets DEER HUNTER.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Now that the [Taylor] SWIFT BLUE LINE love bus is running up to Everett every day for free on old HWY.99.
Think I'm gonna have to do that whole tourist trap attraction limousine liberal thing in the LEPRECHAUN: 2 movie trailer.
And take a visit up to that symbolic Greek white house local attraction where they shot TWIN PEAKS.
The one where the young blond virgin looks like today's climate change poster girl from Sweden for a reason.
BFD stands for BALLARD FIRE DEPARTMENT my ass.
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Says the pissed off red-neck MAGA trucker cap man to the Jewish governor of Washington.
Think EASY RIDER meets DEER HUNTER.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Now that the [Taylor] SWIFT BLUE LINE love bus is running up to Everett every day for free on old HWY.99.
Think I'm gonna have to do that whole tourist trap attraction limousine liberal thing in the LEPRECHAUN: 2 movie trailer.
And take a visit up to that symbolic Greek white house local attraction where they shot TWIN PEAKS.
The one where the young blond virgin looks like today's climate change poster girl from Sweden for a reason.
BFD stands for BALLARD FIRE DEPARTMENT my ass.
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MY REPLACEMENT RESERVATIONS
The reason why I AM is still keeping my June reservations at HOTEL DONATELLA in Padova is because that is where everything changed in my life as a 19 year-old virgin mormon missionary in June, 1973.
At that ancient walled off holy city where Mussolini also got his start from the balcony of ST ANTONIO.
Back when there was no such thing as social distancing.
Then it was on to Naples, circa 2020, where it all started for me again with my passion for Donatella Greco, circa 1980.
Of course, this was the era back when the term "house arrest" became a very common and acceptable household word.
"Fascism is sexy, Nazism is boring." Federico Fellini, 1973.
"Rhymes with fashion." GSR/TWN, 1999.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The peoples of the prince [Obama] are using the Chinatown bug to destroy the holy city and sanctuary of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11 and 12, more specifically.
And we all know how that worked out for them in the KING OF NEW YORK trailer.
Not to mention THE KING OF CALIFORNIA's desparate illegal alien invasion [wet back] Chinese aliens ending that is now happening where Sandy had hooked up with some motorcyle dude named Jesse James.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: My cousin David is going to be the next white horse hero in your upcoming G-RATED western family series.
[David Shearer directing?]
[Paul Nestor on camera?]
Think GUN SMOKE meets MARVERICK meets HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL.
God knows he could use the union scale wages, plus double per diem tax free cash money on the barrel, Italian style.
Nowadays, 7k a week can still go a long ways.
Even if one only has to be on set and on time for half the year.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The thing that keeps me going back to that pensione in Padova is that it reminds me so much of my prophetic role in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
The one where I get to fuck the 19 year-old girl who looks like Miley Cyrus.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Maybe tilt your forehead back a little more, and slightly jut out your jaw bone at the next presser?
Just for the shits and giggles of course.
Hey, what do 'I' know?
When it comes to getting 4 trillion in free publicity.
PS ROB RHEINER: The prophetic 1957 movie trailer for THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI in DANIEL 12 is about today's meathead Jews like you; who suddenly wake up and realize that you have been fighting for the wrong side.
At that ancient walled off holy city where Mussolini also got his start from the balcony of ST ANTONIO.
Back when there was no such thing as social distancing.
Then it was on to Naples, circa 2020, where it all started for me again with my passion for Donatella Greco, circa 1980.
Of course, this was the era back when the term "house arrest" became a very common and acceptable household word.
"Fascism is sexy, Nazism is boring." Federico Fellini, 1973.
"Rhymes with fashion." GSR/TWN, 1999.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The peoples of the prince [Obama] are using the Chinatown bug to destroy the holy city and sanctuary of the two witnesses in REVELATION 11 and 12, more specifically.
And we all know how that worked out for them in the KING OF NEW YORK trailer.
Not to mention THE KING OF CALIFORNIA's desparate illegal alien invasion [wet back] Chinese aliens ending that is now happening where Sandy had hooked up with some motorcyle dude named Jesse James.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: My cousin David is going to be the next white horse hero in your upcoming G-RATED western family series.
[David Shearer directing?]
[Paul Nestor on camera?]
Think GUN SMOKE meets MARVERICK meets HAVE GUN, WILL TRAVEL.
God knows he could use the union scale wages, plus double per diem tax free cash money on the barrel, Italian style.
Nowadays, 7k a week can still go a long ways.
Even if one only has to be on set and on time for half the year.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The thing that keeps me going back to that pensione in Padova is that it reminds me so much of my prophetic role in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
The one where I get to fuck the 19 year-old girl who looks like Miley Cyrus.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Maybe tilt your forehead back a little more, and slightly jut out your jaw bone at the next presser?
Just for the shits and giggles of course.
Hey, what do 'I' know?
When it comes to getting 4 trillion in free publicity.
PS ROB RHEINER: The prophetic 1957 movie trailer for THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI in DANIEL 12 is about today's meathead Jews like you; who suddenly wake up and realize that you have been fighting for the wrong side.
Saturday, April 25, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT RULERS
The Snohomish County sheriff in TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME is today's same Sheriff Fortney.
WHO refuses to comply with Gov. Inslee's crazy insane climate change virus rules.
Whereas most of the above film was shot in Everett for North Bend, King County, Washington.
Therefore, it's gonna take a shit load of fire and violence to get things back to normal again, post 2020.
Can I get a second witness?
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The entire early 1990s TWIN PEAKS happening was aproximately a 42 months long study on why some people have to die so violently.
Again, see every blood sucking HAMMER FILMS vampire movie trailer ever made.
PS SANDY: Last night I dreamed that you wanted to hook up with me next Thursday; prophetically speaking. That particular day being the last day of Apeville.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Just like you, I'm saving the best for last.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have Carey Mulligan's private cell phone number?
PS RICK STEVES: You better get off the dime right now.
If you want to get in on the hot action in my first older Italian tourist guide serial killer fuck film video.
Think THE FRESHMAN meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
Time waits for no one.
The exception proving the rule, of course of course.
PS GOV INSLEE: "Why don't you just lie down and pretend that you are dead?.. For God's sake, you don't even have a name tag..." APP: III.
WHO refuses to comply with Gov. Inslee's crazy insane climate change virus rules.
Whereas most of the above film was shot in Everett for North Bend, King County, Washington.
Therefore, it's gonna take a shit load of fire and violence to get things back to normal again, post 2020.
Can I get a second witness?
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The entire early 1990s TWIN PEAKS happening was aproximately a 42 months long study on why some people have to die so violently.
Again, see every blood sucking HAMMER FILMS vampire movie trailer ever made.
PS SANDY: Last night I dreamed that you wanted to hook up with me next Thursday; prophetically speaking. That particular day being the last day of Apeville.
PS SIENNA MILLER: Just like you, I'm saving the best for last.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have Carey Mulligan's private cell phone number?
PS RICK STEVES: You better get off the dime right now.
If you want to get in on the hot action in my first older Italian tourist guide serial killer fuck film video.
Think THE FRESHMAN meets THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
Time waits for no one.
The exception proving the rule, of course of course.
PS GOV INSLEE: "Why don't you just lie down and pretend that you are dead?.. For God's sake, you don't even have a name tag..." APP: III.
Friday, April 24, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT TV NEWS SCREENPLAYERS
Word is that Mel Gibson is still working on his 5th screenplay rewrite for his ongoing billion dollar Jesus movie franchise.
Word to the wise, just go back to the first script and shoot the hell out of it.
"We can always fix it in post." Famous framed BYU movie studio quote.
"Post production editing is where the real rewriting happens." Van Brooks, SEATTLE ACTORS LAB, 1993.
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Word to the wise, just go back to the first script and shoot the hell out of it.
"We can always fix it in post." Famous framed BYU movie studio quote.
"Post production editing is where the real rewriting happens." Van Brooks, SEATTLE ACTORS LAB, 1993.
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THE REPLACEMENT NEW ORDER
Talk about the triumph of the will.
One of the more beneficial side effects of the King-19 bug is that most people are not going to take what the willful state media says that seriously anymore.
After having to endure 42 months of non stop bullshit from the Jews and the queers on both coasts.
Wherefore, every cloud definately has a sweet and sour silver lining [Chinese dish] in REVELATION 10, yada yada.
Oh yeah, you want to mitigate the sinful side effects of C-19?
Just Google that 1970s fad about dropping silver mineral pills laced with zinc and V-D3.
Talk about getting the gold bug back when Jimmy Carter was President.
Back when David Lynch was making $10 an hour delivering the WSJ to Hollywood's fat cat Jews.
And it took him only five years to make the movie trailer for his ERASER HEAD prophecy that eventualy went to the head of Mel Brooks.
As just confirmed by David's physically transfigurated 1970s era figure going viral on YOUTUBE; even the same guy who likes to peel his orange carrots both ways.
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GREG'S FRENCH TOAST: Always splash a shot of MAKERS MARK into your milk and egg mixing.
PS BARACK OBAMA: If I were you, I would sell all three of my mansions in America and buy some delux sheep ranch colonial plantation estate in New Zealand.
Word to the wise, "I'm thinking about moving to New Zealand." Former FBI man James Comey.
One of the more beneficial side effects of the King-19 bug is that most people are not going to take what the willful state media says that seriously anymore.
After having to endure 42 months of non stop bullshit from the Jews and the queers on both coasts.
Wherefore, every cloud definately has a sweet and sour silver lining [Chinese dish] in REVELATION 10, yada yada.
Oh yeah, you want to mitigate the sinful side effects of C-19?
Just Google that 1970s fad about dropping silver mineral pills laced with zinc and V-D3.
Talk about getting the gold bug back when Jimmy Carter was President.
Back when David Lynch was making $10 an hour delivering the WSJ to Hollywood's fat cat Jews.
And it took him only five years to make the movie trailer for his ERASER HEAD prophecy that eventualy went to the head of Mel Brooks.
As just confirmed by David's physically transfigurated 1970s era figure going viral on YOUTUBE; even the same guy who likes to peel his orange carrots both ways.
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GREG'S FRENCH TOAST: Always splash a shot of MAKERS MARK into your milk and egg mixing.
PS BARACK OBAMA: If I were you, I would sell all three of my mansions in America and buy some delux sheep ranch colonial plantation estate in New Zealand.
Word to the wise, "I'm thinking about moving to New Zealand." Former FBI man James Comey.
Thursday, April 23, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SET UPS
"Don't you remember anything, how it was?" INLAND EMPIRE, 2006
I-15's Corona, California backup location playing a big role in this one for sure.
The one where we get a near future flash vision of Carey Mulligan in the trailer.
Based upon her prophetic surname that means we get to have a do over in 2020. Once all of the 18-hole golf courses have been debugged with AGENT ORANGE spray and allowed to reopen again.
Talk about maintaining at least 600' of socialist distancing from reality, while wearing a face mask, from the next reality tv golf party out in California in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, season 10.
Talk about wearing a rubber in the hope that you don't get the AIDS virus, circa 1986.
Oh well, "Did you bring your pills?" SIDEWAYS
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NUMBERS NOTES: Next week is the 69th week of the DANIEL 9 scenes.
Then comes the final 70th week confirmation for the next week's shooting schedule; ending on May 9 of course of course.
Which is why I have been waiting so long to review the wagging dog episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
No worries mates. When I suddenly dropped in from out of nowhere, to check out my main venue for the upcoming EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL back in January, they were playing "The best is yet to come..." by Frank Sinatra on their warm and fuzzy background elevator/office music speakers.
"Why so serious?" THE JOKER
PS BRAD: Turns out that your PLAN B operation was an inspired bug logo idea.
PS BARACK OBAMA: How is that whole masked man hero on a white horse thing working out for you these days?
Just kidding.
Anytime you want to crash the imported Russian iron temple gates at my next PLAYBOY MANSION sex cult happening off Sunset Blvd, just tell the guard to call Greg.
PS LARRY DAVID: And yet you persist.
PS BRUCE: Last night I dreamed that you two were too affraid of what people would think about me in 2BC: 124.
And the rest is His Story in GREASE II meets ERASER HEAD.
I-15's Corona, California backup location playing a big role in this one for sure.
The one where we get a near future flash vision of Carey Mulligan in the trailer.
Based upon her prophetic surname that means we get to have a do over in 2020. Once all of the 18-hole golf courses have been debugged with AGENT ORANGE spray and allowed to reopen again.
Talk about maintaining at least 600' of socialist distancing from reality, while wearing a face mask, from the next reality tv golf party out in California in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, season 10.
Talk about wearing a rubber in the hope that you don't get the AIDS virus, circa 1986.
Oh well, "Did you bring your pills?" SIDEWAYS
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NUMBERS NOTES: Next week is the 69th week of the DANIEL 9 scenes.
Then comes the final 70th week confirmation for the next week's shooting schedule; ending on May 9 of course of course.
Which is why I have been waiting so long to review the wagging dog episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
No worries mates. When I suddenly dropped in from out of nowhere, to check out my main venue for the upcoming EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL back in January, they were playing "The best is yet to come..." by Frank Sinatra on their warm and fuzzy background elevator/office music speakers.
"Why so serious?" THE JOKER
PS BRAD: Turns out that your PLAN B operation was an inspired bug logo idea.
PS BARACK OBAMA: How is that whole masked man hero on a white horse thing working out for you these days?
Just kidding.
Anytime you want to crash the imported Russian iron temple gates at my next PLAYBOY MANSION sex cult happening off Sunset Blvd, just tell the guard to call Greg.
PS LARRY DAVID: And yet you persist.
PS BRUCE: Last night I dreamed that you two were too affraid of what people would think about me in 2BC: 124.
And the rest is His Story in GREASE II meets ERASER HEAD.
THE REPLACED DIRECTOR'S CUT
"How many drivers does a buggy have?" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Obviously the answer is one.
Whereas the above 2001 prophecy opens with the completely unexpect limosine liberal crash in 2020.
Then the pretty girl ends up getting the leading role in my next Swedish fuck film masterpiece.
Meanwhile, I had a dream the other day about going into an LDS temple that looked like that pagan one in the LOVE LIGHT finale to THE BLUES BROTHERS 2000.
Can I get a witness?
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Thinking about that completely insane 666 lunatic Dr Fauci this morning, Michael whispered the word "garbage" to me at 6:44 am.
Later I read that 4.4 more little [minimunm wage] nobodies who don't count were filing for government welfare.
Good luck with that one.
The good doctor coming from Naples naturally.
Which last I heard was still in lock down.
Obviously the answer is one.
Whereas the above 2001 prophecy opens with the completely unexpect limosine liberal crash in 2020.
Then the pretty girl ends up getting the leading role in my next Swedish fuck film masterpiece.
Meanwhile, I had a dream the other day about going into an LDS temple that looked like that pagan one in the LOVE LIGHT finale to THE BLUES BROTHERS 2000.
Can I get a witness?
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Thinking about that completely insane 666 lunatic Dr Fauci this morning, Michael whispered the word "garbage" to me at 6:44 am.
Later I read that 4.4 more little [minimunm wage] nobodies who don't count were filing for government welfare.
Good luck with that one.
The good doctor coming from Naples naturally.
Which last I heard was still in lock down.
THE REPLACEBLE UNSTOPPABLES 2
One of THE BLUES BROTHERS trailers on YOUTUBE features Picasso's huuge 211 sculpture of the black horse's role in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY civil war trilogy.
Where over 50% of the Crown-19 buggers live on the south side of town.
Right as the brothers arrive at Cook County to pay the joint 5k in back rent money.
Not withstanding that fishy lady who tried to stop them when she destroyed their small brick and mortar hotel business that was still open JUST FOR MEN.
Meanwhile, the Catholic sister tells the two bad boys that the only way to get rid of the Chinatown bug is to "redeem yourselves" i.e. repent of your sins and give God the glory.
Been there done that a time or two myself.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Talk about race; Governor Kemp probably has a little more blood of Ephraim in his anti body than you do; go figure.
Never forget; Atlanta, Georgia is where the first MLK JR 42 months hoax got started. Which came to a sudden stop in Memphis, Egypt, USA.
Not to mention I-35 Dallas, Texas.
BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: James Brown was a die hard moderate Republican from the Carolinas; talk about prophetic casting.
Hence, the inevible and determined 1998 sequel entitled THE BLUES BOTHERS 2000.
PS SPIKE LEE: Hang on brother; I do plan on getting around to your inspired no.42 baseball movie after the next spike happens; maybe in October.
Talk about getting your drink spiked by some beautiful woman while you where looking the other way at the bar in Brooklyn, NY.
PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: The more disciplined gentile Assyrians from the east, who conquer the decadent Israelitish ice cream eaters in ISAIAH, are the Republicans in 2020 and beyond.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Both of us two will be out of the woods and on our merry way by next February.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Prince Michael has informed me that VIRGIN will begin to fly again to America in June.
Meanwhile, Sheriff Fortney is still allowing most private jets to land at Paine Field in Snohomish County, Washington, USA.
Where over 50% of the Crown-19 buggers live on the south side of town.
Right as the brothers arrive at Cook County to pay the joint 5k in back rent money.
Not withstanding that fishy lady who tried to stop them when she destroyed their small brick and mortar hotel business that was still open JUST FOR MEN.
Meanwhile, the Catholic sister tells the two bad boys that the only way to get rid of the Chinatown bug is to "redeem yourselves" i.e. repent of your sins and give God the glory.
Been there done that a time or two myself.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Talk about race; Governor Kemp probably has a little more blood of Ephraim in his anti body than you do; go figure.
Never forget; Atlanta, Georgia is where the first MLK JR 42 months hoax got started. Which came to a sudden stop in Memphis, Egypt, USA.
Not to mention I-35 Dallas, Texas.
BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: James Brown was a die hard moderate Republican from the Carolinas; talk about prophetic casting.
Hence, the inevible and determined 1998 sequel entitled THE BLUES BOTHERS 2000.
PS SPIKE LEE: Hang on brother; I do plan on getting around to your inspired no.42 baseball movie after the next spike happens; maybe in October.
Talk about getting your drink spiked by some beautiful woman while you where looking the other way at the bar in Brooklyn, NY.
PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: The more disciplined gentile Assyrians from the east, who conquer the decadent Israelitish ice cream eaters in ISAIAH, are the Republicans in 2020 and beyond.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Both of us two will be out of the woods and on our merry way by next February.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Prince Michael has informed me that VIRGIN will begin to fly again to America in June.
Meanwhile, Sheriff Fortney is still allowing most private jets to land at Paine Field in Snohomish County, Washington, USA.
Wednesday, April 22, 2020
THE REPLACABLE UNSTOPPABLES
Everything that you need to know for now about the 2019 Corona 19 bug happening is explained in THE BLUES BROTHERS' 1980s movie trailer prophecy.
For when the empty 1970s [Jimmy Carter recession] shopping malls in Aurora, Ill/inois would be trashed by the 666 state police at the end of the 42 months of Orwellian 1984 hysteria in REV.11 meets DAN.9.
This one being about 20% of the RIGHTIOUS BROTHERS in Orange County, California voting for that rightious dude PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
And at least that many of today's back stabbing Jews also doing it.
Can I get a witness?
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PS NAOMI WATTS: No worries mate.
"He's around here somewhere." INLAND EMPIRE
And you can bet your bottom dollar on that one.
PS RICK STEVES: Obviously, "It's raining out." now, per THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy about funky town's 211 STEEL gates in Medina, Washington.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: How do you like your morning breakfast green eggs my darling, scrambled or sunny side up?
For when the empty 1970s [Jimmy Carter recession] shopping malls in Aurora, Ill/inois would be trashed by the 666 state police at the end of the 42 months of Orwellian 1984 hysteria in REV.11 meets DAN.9.
This one being about 20% of the RIGHTIOUS BROTHERS in Orange County, California voting for that rightious dude PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.
And at least that many of today's back stabbing Jews also doing it.
Can I get a witness?
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PS NAOMI WATTS: No worries mate.
"He's around here somewhere." INLAND EMPIRE
And you can bet your bottom dollar on that one.
PS RICK STEVES: Obviously, "It's raining out." now, per THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy about funky town's 211 STEEL gates in Medina, Washington.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: How do you like your morning breakfast green eggs my darling, scrambled or sunny side up?
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT UNTOUCHABLES
"Don't touch me!"
BLUE VELVET opens with the unseen bugs under the grass that kill the old man off in 2020.
Featuring the HERO ACE HARDWARE son disinfecting the blue lady's bug infested apartment. Before he sneaks back up there and gets caught by her with a big cutting edge 70 weeks knife in hand.
And then the man with a portable respirator is revealed to be holding the REVELATION 12 boy hostage in order to stick it to the man with an Orange County tan.
Who is in cahoots with today's 666 climate change state governors who have their own secret underground reasons to shipwreck America's economy.
They don't call them the blue states for nothing.
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PS RUSH: Michael showed me that the Chinatown bug exploded in California last October, 2019. Suggesting that it was even around there before that.
FILM NOTES: The lying and cheating guy who commits suicide at the food bank in WILD AT HEART represents today's batty Democrats.
The two old men who die in BEING THERE died from Corona 19.
BLUE VELVET opens with the unseen bugs under the grass that kill the old man off in 2020.
Featuring the HERO ACE HARDWARE son disinfecting the blue lady's bug infested apartment. Before he sneaks back up there and gets caught by her with a big cutting edge 70 weeks knife in hand.
And then the man with a portable respirator is revealed to be holding the REVELATION 12 boy hostage in order to stick it to the man with an Orange County tan.
Who is in cahoots with today's 666 climate change state governors who have their own secret underground reasons to shipwreck America's economy.
They don't call them the blue states for nothing.
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PS RUSH: Michael showed me that the Chinatown bug exploded in California last October, 2019. Suggesting that it was even around there before that.
FILM NOTES: The lying and cheating guy who commits suicide at the food bank in WILD AT HEART represents today's batty Democrats.
The two old men who die in BEING THERE died from Corona 19.
Monday, April 20, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BEATTLES INVASION
Michael whispered "Let it go." to me after I was pondering Dr. David Katz' exact same words of wisdom to Mark Levin about how to get things back to normal.
Or as the BEATTLES put it;
When "... in times of trouble, let it be..."
"There will be an answer, let it be"
[beetles are bugs]
Which reminds me of the scene in BLUE VELVET where Kyle and Laura are illegally walking on the sidewalk and not practicing social distance; when he suddenly steps away from her and demonstrates the chicken walk.
Ever heard of the bird flu?
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BUG NOTES: The BEATTLES were very much into Egyptian iconography; such as the all seeing eye.
PS MR PRESIDENT: As I was pondering the batty things that Nancy Pelosi says and does Saturday night, Michael whispered to me, "Goodbye". So I looked over at my clock radio and saw that it was exactly 11:00 pm.
"I just do eyes!" Says the future 2019 Chinese IPHONE figure in BLADE RUNNER.
PS BILL GATES: The surname Soros rhymes with the sores in REVELATION 16:11.
Not to mention your own surname that rhymes with captivity, etc.
You don't live in a place in Washington State named after the ancient Medina, Egypt capital for nothing.
Or as the BEATTLES put it;
When "... in times of trouble, let it be..."
"There will be an answer, let it be"
[beetles are bugs]
Which reminds me of the scene in BLUE VELVET where Kyle and Laura are illegally walking on the sidewalk and not practicing social distance; when he suddenly steps away from her and demonstrates the chicken walk.
Ever heard of the bird flu?
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BUG NOTES: The BEATTLES were very much into Egyptian iconography; such as the all seeing eye.
PS MR PRESIDENT: As I was pondering the batty things that Nancy Pelosi says and does Saturday night, Michael whispered to me, "Goodbye". So I looked over at my clock radio and saw that it was exactly 11:00 pm.
"I just do eyes!" Says the future 2019 Chinese IPHONE figure in BLADE RUNNER.
PS BILL GATES: The surname Soros rhymes with the sores in REVELATION 16:11.
Not to mention your own surname that rhymes with captivity, etc.
You don't live in a place in Washington State named after the ancient Medina, Egypt capital for nothing.
Sunday, April 19, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PATRIOTS
Sailor and Bobby are wearing Corona 19 face masks made out of women's nylon stockings when they rob the grain food bank in WILD AT HEART.
The bloody scene where a dog has the hand of the 666 beast in his mouth. For today's politicians of Sodom and Egypt whose gods are the miracles of 666 science.
"Ever seen the chicken walk?" BLUE VELVET
"My mother's gonna kill me." WILD AT HEART, the crash scene.
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The bloody scene where a dog has the hand of the 666 beast in his mouth. For today's politicians of Sodom and Egypt whose gods are the miracles of 666 science.
"Ever seen the chicken walk?" BLUE VELVET
"My mother's gonna kill me." WILD AT HEART, the crash scene.
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Saturday, April 18, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT 90S
That big "FUCK YOU "on the city limit sign for BIG TUNA, Texas is a Corona 19 prophecy time-line in the trailer's cutting knife period.
When Peanut's mother is trying to do everything she can to maintain a fatal social distance between her and the released prisoner named Sailor.
While we see the upcoming bloodshed spread all over the face of the MOTHER OF WHORES in REVELATION 17.
And her daughter becomes sick with a REVELATION 12 baby where the two kids are hiding out in a remote and lawless hotel.
That is mostly occupied by NRA guys who are not exactly members in good standing with the pro gun lobby.
All it happening after the two outlaws drive by a major car wreck along LOST HIGHWAY in their convertible THUNDERBIRD.
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FOOT NOTE: Last Thursday at 10:16 am Michael told me that, "The businesses have failed."
Let that be a warning shot across the bow.
When Peanut's mother is trying to do everything she can to maintain a fatal social distance between her and the released prisoner named Sailor.
While we see the upcoming bloodshed spread all over the face of the MOTHER OF WHORES in REVELATION 17.
And her daughter becomes sick with a REVELATION 12 baby where the two kids are hiding out in a remote and lawless hotel.
That is mostly occupied by NRA guys who are not exactly members in good standing with the pro gun lobby.
All it happening after the two outlaws drive by a major car wreck along LOST HIGHWAY in their convertible THUNDERBIRD.
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FOOT NOTE: Last Thursday at 10:16 am Michael told me that, "The businesses have failed."
Let that be a warning shot across the bow.
Friday, April 17, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT REPLICNTS
The latest know-it-all Jew who has cut off all debate at FACEBOOK which is not approved by the state, did it for a prophetic 70 weeks confirmation of the robobabe who muffles my face in BLADE RUNNER.
Who works for the film's NEXAS 6 leader who is prophetically code named Roy Batty.
Because God caused the virus to come from bats in order to rid America of its batty politicians infestation.
Think Nancy Pelosi.
"I'm just an old bat." Granny Grass at the WALMART checkout every time she couldn't remember how to use her BANK OF AMERICA emoney card.
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PS PAUL GARRISON: Your home's bat infestation back in 2014 was a CORONA 19 prophecy.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I always check out the original movie trailer inspirations before looking at any of the over hyped follow up sequels.
Like the one that changed the look of West Hollywood, LA forever back in the late 1980s, with its simple BATMAN logo; using no tag lines or wordy credits.
The one where Jack Nicholson says "I have given a name to my pain."
And if they think that the billionaire bat bugger is so terrorizing, "Wait till they get a load of me."
PS MICHAEL SAVAGE: More right wing capitalism, less right wing socialism.
Are you kidding us? 50% of the people are going to die if California follows the US Constitution's guidelines for a healthy, wealthy, and wise America.
We should be so lucky.
Who works for the film's NEXAS 6 leader who is prophetically code named Roy Batty.
Because God caused the virus to come from bats in order to rid America of its batty politicians infestation.
Think Nancy Pelosi.
"I'm just an old bat." Granny Grass at the WALMART checkout every time she couldn't remember how to use her BANK OF AMERICA emoney card.
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PS PAUL GARRISON: Your home's bat infestation back in 2014 was a CORONA 19 prophecy.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I always check out the original movie trailer inspirations before looking at any of the over hyped follow up sequels.
Like the one that changed the look of West Hollywood, LA forever back in the late 1980s, with its simple BATMAN logo; using no tag lines or wordy credits.
The one where Jack Nicholson says "I have given a name to my pain."
And if they think that the billionaire bat bugger is so terrorizing, "Wait till they get a load of me."
PS MICHAEL SAVAGE: More right wing capitalism, less right wing socialism.
Are you kidding us? 50% of the people are going to die if California follows the US Constitution's guidelines for a healthy, wealthy, and wise America.
We should be so lucky.
Thursday, April 16, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT LOOK ALIKE HUMAN BEINGS
Talk about today's Stepford, Connecti/cut robobabe trophy wives.
And notice that the line goes flat at the end of the cutting edge BLADE RUMMER trailer for Dr Torell's plot to flatten the curve and prolong the pain and suffering in 2020.
"Me fuck you long time." FULL METAL JACKET
"Sex robots are probably going to destroy the high end call girl business." Matt Drudge.
Therefore, please do remember that the 42 months prophecy in REV.11 is not a 43 or 44 months long prophecy.
Whereas, young people will be going back to the movie theaters in person before they know what hit them in the ass, like tomorrow.
And on a personal note, I never did like to sit right next to some smelly old stranger with his hand in his pants at a public theater.
Not even when I went to the Saturday afternoon double feature matinees for kids at the [REVELZTION 13:1] NEPTUNE on 45th in Seattle.
So you can bet your bottom dollar that today's "peace craze" is going to blow over by the November elections in 2020.
Exactly as prophesied, word for word, in the inspired late 1980s movie trailer for FULL METAL JACKET.
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PS STEVEN KING: That toilet paper factory suddenly exploded, from out of nowhere, outside of Livermore because the old FDR folks can't get their politically incorrect liver transplants scheduled until further notice.
Sorry about that George W. Jr.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The quicker you rip off that dirty old infected bandage the better.
Chicks dig guys who can slap them around and set them straight every now and then.
"Makeup sex is the best!" SEINFELD, 1996.
And notice that the line goes flat at the end of the cutting edge BLADE RUMMER trailer for Dr Torell's plot to flatten the curve and prolong the pain and suffering in 2020.
"Me fuck you long time." FULL METAL JACKET
"Sex robots are probably going to destroy the high end call girl business." Matt Drudge.
Therefore, please do remember that the 42 months prophecy in REV.11 is not a 43 or 44 months long prophecy.
Whereas, young people will be going back to the movie theaters in person before they know what hit them in the ass, like tomorrow.
And on a personal note, I never did like to sit right next to some smelly old stranger with his hand in his pants at a public theater.
Not even when I went to the Saturday afternoon double feature matinees for kids at the [REVELZTION 13:1] NEPTUNE on 45th in Seattle.
So you can bet your bottom dollar that today's "peace craze" is going to blow over by the November elections in 2020.
Exactly as prophesied, word for word, in the inspired late 1980s movie trailer for FULL METAL JACKET.
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PS STEVEN KING: That toilet paper factory suddenly exploded, from out of nowhere, outside of Livermore because the old FDR folks can't get their politically incorrect liver transplants scheduled until further notice.
Sorry about that George W. Jr.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The quicker you rip off that dirty old infected bandage the better.
Chicks dig guys who can slap them around and set them straight every now and then.
"Makeup sex is the best!" SEINFELD, 1996.
THE REPLACEMENT FORERUNNERS
"Are you for real?" Asks a 27ish Sandra Bullock look alike in THE BLADE RUNNER's robobabe prophecy.
The one where today's Chinatown wet markets connect the 1982 movie sensation to today's 2020 presidential campaign season of the witch.
Talk about the rebirth of gonezo journalism.
For example, see ROLLING STONE's new magazine cover art by the ghost of Andy Warhol.
Never trust anybody over 19 is the new 30 I guess.
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PS STEVEN KING: Yesterday I had a flash vision of Nancy Pelosi on the checkout stand cover of the popular 1980s MCCALL magazine.
PS JIM CARREY: Your really awesome custom job white milk truck had an after-market steering wheel that was a touch screen computer. That allowed you to steer it left or right with only a finger.
PS ARNIE: The worst preseason wildfires that California has ever seen will begin this summer.
Nothing like an extremely dry climate change drought to mitigate the wet lung problems of THE REPLACEABLES.
"Be sure to have enough face masks and burn unit respirators ready." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP
"The next one is right around the corner." 9:16 am, Easter Sunday, says you know who.
You burn me, I burn you.
The one where today's Chinatown wet markets connect the 1982 movie sensation to today's 2020 presidential campaign season of the witch.
Talk about the rebirth of gonezo journalism.
For example, see ROLLING STONE's new magazine cover art by the ghost of Andy Warhol.
Never trust anybody over 19 is the new 30 I guess.
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PS STEVEN KING: Yesterday I had a flash vision of Nancy Pelosi on the checkout stand cover of the popular 1980s MCCALL magazine.
PS JIM CARREY: Your really awesome custom job white milk truck had an after-market steering wheel that was a touch screen computer. That allowed you to steer it left or right with only a finger.
PS ARNIE: The worst preseason wildfires that California has ever seen will begin this summer.
Nothing like an extremely dry climate change drought to mitigate the wet lung problems of THE REPLACEABLES.
"Be sure to have enough face masks and burn unit respirators ready." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP
"The next one is right around the corner." 9:16 am, Easter Sunday, says you know who.
You burn me, I burn you.
Wednesday, April 15, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DEADLINES
Opening up the USA economy sometime in the near unknown future is like nurse Donald trying to flatten the economic GNP curve; in order the save America's diving ICU grafts from going flat line.
"Time to die." BLADE RUNNER, the movie trailer, Los Angeles, November, 2019
Co-starring Dr. Fuaci as Dr. Torrell
"This is a bad one, the worst yet."
Meanwhile, no worries mate, the check is in the mail.
See every staged reality tv SURVIVOR show where the sexy buff lesbian bitch says "You're fired!" to some weak guy with huuge muscles and a high fever down in the sweaty balls jungles of Costa Rica.
Oh yeah, "I'd hit that shit in a heartbeat." Howard Stern, 1993
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"Time to die." BLADE RUNNER, the movie trailer, Los Angeles, November, 2019
Co-starring Dr. Fuaci as Dr. Torrell
"This is a bad one, the worst yet."
Meanwhile, no worries mate, the check is in the mail.
See every staged reality tv SURVIVOR show where the sexy buff lesbian bitch says "You're fired!" to some weak guy with huuge muscles and a high fever down in the sweaty balls jungles of Costa Rica.
Oh yeah, "I'd hit that shit in a heartbeat." Howard Stern, 1993
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THE ALTERNATIVE FAUSTIANS
The devil is always in the social contract's details.
Especially now that today's insane climate change governors are suddenly all talking about "gradually" freeing up the economy and opening the bars in lockstep; short for [Dr. Fauci] Italian style government ID card health care.
Whereas, almost yesterday it was no way Jose until at least Cinquo de Mayo.
And Michael Medved er all are all onboard with this plan?
Most of whom still claim that the Jews didn't really kill their own BRANCH DAVIDIAN savior; technically speaking. And of course non of them voted for Trump the first time that he came from out of nowhere; circa 34 2BC.
He didn't have the right papers or ivy league college credentials of course.
Which was the same bad idea behind Mussolini deciding to become a more moderate reformed socialist instead of some crazy Jewish communist in the movie trailer for DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE.
Therefore, last night at 1:42 am, Michael woke me up to tell me that, "Biden is finished in November."
Talk about desolations being determined by the end of the 70s weeks in DANIEL 9 meets the 42 months of hell in the white christian REVELATION 11 bible belt.
Bad grammer intended.
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PS CHAD: Everything that Michael tells me has more than one level of meaning.
For example, deer hunting season traditionally starts in October.
My favorite time of the year to go small creek flyfishing is October.
Around the same time that the mushroom and grouse hunting season is just getting started.
Especially now that today's insane climate change governors are suddenly all talking about "gradually" freeing up the economy and opening the bars in lockstep; short for [Dr. Fauci] Italian style government ID card health care.
Whereas, almost yesterday it was no way Jose until at least Cinquo de Mayo.
And Michael Medved er all are all onboard with this plan?
Most of whom still claim that the Jews didn't really kill their own BRANCH DAVIDIAN savior; technically speaking. And of course non of them voted for Trump the first time that he came from out of nowhere; circa 34 2BC.
He didn't have the right papers or ivy league college credentials of course.
Which was the same bad idea behind Mussolini deciding to become a more moderate reformed socialist instead of some crazy Jewish communist in the movie trailer for DIVORCE ITALIAN STYLE.
Therefore, last night at 1:42 am, Michael woke me up to tell me that, "Biden is finished in November."
Talk about desolations being determined by the end of the 70s weeks in DANIEL 9 meets the 42 months of hell in the white christian REVELATION 11 bible belt.
Bad grammer intended.
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PS CHAD: Everything that Michael tells me has more than one level of meaning.
For example, deer hunting season traditionally starts in October.
My favorite time of the year to go small creek flyfishing is October.
Around the same time that the mushroom and grouse hunting season is just getting started.
Tuesday, April 14, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT JUNE BUGS
JUNO was about some guilty bugger who knocked up Ellen Page in REVELATION 12 and then hoped to cause a personal [economic] crisis in order to distract our attention from what he did.
See every HOLLYWOOD VS. AMERICA movie where the bad guy is actually the good guy.
Damn straight Michael Medved, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has absolute authority to make the federally regulated trains run on time in America.
Never forget, it was that tall Jewish lawyer [log splitter] from Illinois who finally put to bed the naive Ephraimite ideas about independent "states rights" during the war between the states.
"It's either my way or take the [federal] highway when I make a movie." Sylvestor Stallone, 1996.
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PS MS O: My beloved late mother was always telling everybody who would listen that the devil is raging now; including the checkout clerks at WALMART.
Problem is, I couldn't understand just what the hell he could be so mad about.
Now that she herself had approved of almost everything that he wants.
Except for the part where the negros get to have the priesthood back in the 70s.
See every HOLLYWOOD VS. AMERICA movie where the bad guy is actually the good guy.
Damn straight Michael Medved, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has absolute authority to make the federally regulated trains run on time in America.
Never forget, it was that tall Jewish lawyer [log splitter] from Illinois who finally put to bed the naive Ephraimite ideas about independent "states rights" during the war between the states.
"It's either my way or take the [federal] highway when I make a movie." Sylvestor Stallone, 1996.
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PS MS O: My beloved late mother was always telling everybody who would listen that the devil is raging now; including the checkout clerks at WALMART.
Problem is, I couldn't understand just what the hell he could be so mad about.
Now that she herself had approved of almost everything that he wants.
Except for the part where the negros get to have the priesthood back in the 70s.
THE REPLACEMENT TIMES OF ISRAEL
Right when I logged unto THE TIMES OF ISRAEL at 4:27 am California time today, Michael told me in no uncertain terms that, "It will be all over in October."
Oh well, better late than never.
Whereas that egomaniac Asyrian king of the G7 beast with the "I" pronoun scar on his forehead in the last days is non other than yours truly.
For when today's 666 GEEK PATROL web masters like Bill Gates er all will have unwittingly unleashed the one man who can defeat 10,000 millennials at the click of a button.
This according to that crazy old Bonney Lake area mormon rabbi named Avraham Gileadi.
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PS ST PETER: The determined desolations of the 70th week prophecy in DANIEL 9 will be confirmed when they finally cut me a $1200 ATM robot machine bonus check at CHASE MANHATTAN.
I'm guessing around the week of May 9.
Hoping that you too get a big fat bonus check this year from DELL.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: I saw a bright falling star to the east on the night that Granny Grass died in October.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: This June cherry picking season in Washington promises to be the bumper crop of a life time.
PS KIT WINN: "At least I come up for air once in awhile." Uncle Launie, Deputy Sheriff county jailer in charge, Kalamath, Oregon, June 1970.
PS ELLEN PAGE: Why not use it if you got it?
Oh well, better late than never.
Whereas that egomaniac Asyrian king of the G7 beast with the "I" pronoun scar on his forehead in the last days is non other than yours truly.
For when today's 666 GEEK PATROL web masters like Bill Gates er all will have unwittingly unleashed the one man who can defeat 10,000 millennials at the click of a button.
This according to that crazy old Bonney Lake area mormon rabbi named Avraham Gileadi.
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PS ST PETER: The determined desolations of the 70th week prophecy in DANIEL 9 will be confirmed when they finally cut me a $1200 ATM robot machine bonus check at CHASE MANHATTAN.
I'm guessing around the week of May 9.
Hoping that you too get a big fat bonus check this year from DELL.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: I saw a bright falling star to the east on the night that Granny Grass died in October.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: This June cherry picking season in Washington promises to be the bumper crop of a life time.
PS KIT WINN: "At least I come up for air once in awhile." Uncle Launie, Deputy Sheriff county jailer in charge, Kalamath, Oregon, June 1970.
PS ELLEN PAGE: Why not use it if you got it?
Monday, April 13, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ORGANS
"If you can put your boots on, you can go to work." Famous old TEAMSTERS workers motto.
Oh yeah, the worker unions were the ones who put Italy back to work, and made the trains run on time too during the depression.
For example.
"Do these kids ever go to bed at night?" IT STARTED IN NAPLES, circa 1960
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BYU SOCIAL STUDIES NOTES: That piece by Sarah Hoyt at www.pjmedia.com is the exact
kind of thing that the 42 months mob is railing against in REVELATION 11.
See every English speaking HAMMER FILMS movie trailer where the handsome as hell vampire baron refuses to die until the very last minute.
My own private personal favorite being BRIDES OF DRACULA of course.
Never stare a gift horse in the mouth, yada yada.
PS ERIC JADERHOLM: You graduated from BYU with a worthless social studies degree in law enforcement back in the 70s for a reason.
And then you [miraculously] got a union job as a future Amazon.com UPS driver in Paulsbo; that paid you good money, plus full benefits and a pension package.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Today's popular DEPENDS brand of adult rated diapers is for
when most of the old FDR cry babies will still be depending on the 666 government to keep them alive; for at least the next 18 months.
Talk about pro life extremists who can't face reality.
Whereas, why have to die and go to heaven for all eternity and forever and ever right now?
If they allow you to sit on your sofa 24/7 and shit in your pants at home; while watching old tv reruns of HEAVEN CAN WAIT and OH GOD.
Simply because the Federal Way, Washington state government in Olympia has declared by fiat that people don't get to have life saving replacement organ surgeries until further notice.
Oh yeah, the worker unions were the ones who put Italy back to work, and made the trains run on time too during the depression.
For example.
"Do these kids ever go to bed at night?" IT STARTED IN NAPLES, circa 1960
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BYU SOCIAL STUDIES NOTES: That piece by Sarah Hoyt at www.pjmedia.com is the exact
kind of thing that the 42 months mob is railing against in REVELATION 11.
See every English speaking HAMMER FILMS movie trailer where the handsome as hell vampire baron refuses to die until the very last minute.
My own private personal favorite being BRIDES OF DRACULA of course.
Never stare a gift horse in the mouth, yada yada.
PS ERIC JADERHOLM: You graduated from BYU with a worthless social studies degree in law enforcement back in the 70s for a reason.
And then you [miraculously] got a union job as a future Amazon.com UPS driver in Paulsbo; that paid you good money, plus full benefits and a pension package.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Today's popular DEPENDS brand of adult rated diapers is for
when most of the old FDR cry babies will still be depending on the 666 government to keep them alive; for at least the next 18 months.
Talk about pro life extremists who can't face reality.
Whereas, why have to die and go to heaven for all eternity and forever and ever right now?
If they allow you to sit on your sofa 24/7 and shit in your pants at home; while watching old tv reruns of HEAVEN CAN WAIT and OH GOD.
Simply because the Federal Way, Washington state government in Olympia has declared by fiat that people don't get to have life saving replacement organ surgeries until further notice.
THE REPLACEMENT FEVERS
Jennifer Aniston, of SMART WATER fame, sang "We all live in a yellow submarine..." at the AMERICAN AIRLINES THEATER charity event.
Talk about today's paranoid remake of 1941 meets DAS BOAT.
See every spaghetti western Spanish cowboy film starring Clint Eastwood; where the antihero with a .45 in hand gives the bad guy his say before he shoots him dead.
"Some old movies just get better and better everytime you watch them." Quentin Tarantino, 1996.
"Of course not."
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PS JIM CARREY: Bob Homey is the kind of crazy NRA guy who would just drive around small town Monroe, Washington in his old dented 1980s custom van daring the cops to arrest him for not staying at home.
Not to mention not filing his income taxes with the 666 IRS for the past 20 years.
"When you fuck someone, your body makes an unspoken covenant with that one." Cameron Diaz in VANILLA SKY.
PS BUD: Last night in a dream, Jesus showed me that you need to start taking care of business with some desparate single mother/daughter of Zion named Jennie.
Yeah I know, there are lots of single [widow] ladies out there named Jennifer, Jenny, Jen, whatever.
So just ask JC PENNY which one in particular he wants you to fuck right now; and then get around to fucking the others in due course.
Talk about today's paranoid remake of 1941 meets DAS BOAT.
See every spaghetti western Spanish cowboy film starring Clint Eastwood; where the antihero with a .45 in hand gives the bad guy his say before he shoots him dead.
"Some old movies just get better and better everytime you watch them." Quentin Tarantino, 1996.
"Of course not."
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PS JIM CARREY: Bob Homey is the kind of crazy NRA guy who would just drive around small town Monroe, Washington in his old dented 1980s custom van daring the cops to arrest him for not staying at home.
Not to mention not filing his income taxes with the 666 IRS for the past 20 years.
"When you fuck someone, your body makes an unspoken covenant with that one." Cameron Diaz in VANILLA SKY.
PS BUD: Last night in a dream, Jesus showed me that you need to start taking care of business with some desparate single mother/daughter of Zion named Jennie.
Yeah I know, there are lots of single [widow] ladies out there named Jennifer, Jenny, Jen, whatever.
So just ask JC PENNY which one in particular he wants you to fuck right now; and then get around to fucking the others in due course.
Sunday, April 12, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT GRIPS
"End of story." FARGO, 1996
Michael informed me that being snow bound in FARGO is a prophetic allegory about everybody having to stay at home because of some massive 666 snow job storm in 2020.
Because in the movie, the lying liberal creep gets his forehead cut open with a Paul Bunyan size ax in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Rhymes with Bundchen doesn't it.
No wonder the Swedes are now showing funky town how to do it in that piece by Jim Hoft at www.thegatewaypundit.com .
No pun intended.
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PS NYT: According to most German medicine scientists, many of who are now living in Brazil somewhere, every contagion in history had to reach it's glorious egomaniac [42 months] peak before committing career suicide.
That is after most of the population became immune to his sickness.
See every Hollywood movie where the little sickly Jew boy has to stay at home until he gets over his fever.
PS SMILEY: Brace yourself for my upcoming take on E.25, S.3; talk about WAG THE DOG.
Michael informed me that being snow bound in FARGO is a prophetic allegory about everybody having to stay at home because of some massive 666 snow job storm in 2020.
Because in the movie, the lying liberal creep gets his forehead cut open with a Paul Bunyan size ax in Bonney Lake, Washington.
Rhymes with Bundchen doesn't it.
No wonder the Swedes are now showing funky town how to do it in that piece by Jim Hoft at www.thegatewaypundit.com .
No pun intended.
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PS NYT: According to most German medicine scientists, many of who are now living in Brazil somewhere, every contagion in history had to reach it's glorious egomaniac [42 months] peak before committing career suicide.
That is after most of the population became immune to his sickness.
See every Hollywood movie where the little sickly Jew boy has to stay at home until he gets over his fever.
PS SMILEY: Brace yourself for my upcoming take on E.25, S.3; talk about WAG THE DOG.
THE REPLACEMENT PUNCH LINES
"Go big or go home is what I always say." THE KING OF COMEDY
Flash forward to America's golden bad boy Tom Hanks on SNL.
WHO has to stay inside until mother says that he can go back outside again and start playing the role of a real man.
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PS JIM CARREY: Last night I dreamed that you drove all the way up to funky town on I-5 in some old converted white dairy van just to see me.
Not a bad idea actually.
What state patrol police officer in his right mind would ever pull over a milk truck that is going too slow in the right lane anyway?
"Save the children!" and all of that pro life crap.
G-MAN NOTES: Last night I dreamed that three of your finest FBI agents in black suits wanted to talk to me for some reason.
As if I had anything to do at all with the 10 percenter earthquake that killed 7000 folks in REVELATION 11 meets DANIEL 9. Most of whom were negros of course of course.
"Damn, we have a bug." Says my older antibiotics man on his primitive 1990s cell phone in MEN IN BLACK, 1997.
Heck, if you got it and then you get over it; why not flaunt it?
GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!
Flash forward to America's golden bad boy Tom Hanks on SNL.
WHO has to stay inside until mother says that he can go back outside again and start playing the role of a real man.
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PS JIM CARREY: Last night I dreamed that you drove all the way up to funky town on I-5 in some old converted white dairy van just to see me.
Not a bad idea actually.
What state patrol police officer in his right mind would ever pull over a milk truck that is going too slow in the right lane anyway?
"Save the children!" and all of that pro life crap.
G-MAN NOTES: Last night I dreamed that three of your finest FBI agents in black suits wanted to talk to me for some reason.
As if I had anything to do at all with the 10 percenter earthquake that killed 7000 folks in REVELATION 11 meets DANIEL 9. Most of whom were negros of course of course.
"Damn, we have a bug." Says my older antibiotics man on his primitive 1990s cell phone in MEN IN BLACK, 1997.
Heck, if you got it and then you get over it; why not flaunt it?
GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!
Saturday, April 11, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BODIES
That 5.2 earthquake at 6:36 am happened between the Nevada border line and a California State Park ghost town location.
Because the war between the states will be about some states not wanting to turn their cities into ghost towns just because of some nasty flu bug.
Talk about LEAVING LAS VEGAS meets FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.
Plus, the ghost town's name is a word play on the body of Christ during Easter.
"I'm a socialist." Elle McPherson, a.k.a. The Body.
Talk about the inhuman and unnatural [666] politics of social distancing made possible by using your latest Chinese manufactured iPhone in the hand.
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PS 570 KVI: Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one; literally speaking.
Ever tried to just 'talk radio' someone out of their insane climate change beliefs from a safe distance?
ENTREPRENEUR NOTE: Somebody could make a quick killing by reviving that old 1970s 'I CANT DRIVE 55' bumper sticker.
"You're tearing me apart!" REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE, 1955
Because his parents keep changing their minds and opinions about how bad the little bugger is.
Who keep forcing him to go to his bedroom and stay there until he is no longer grounded.
Remember, this was the time when the FDR/IRS tax rate was still 90%.
And guys like John Wayne were forced to buy up herds of cattle just to get some fake depreciation rate on their taxes.
Talk about culling the herd up in Montana meets down in Texas.
PS CHER: Never forget those famous last words spoken by Jonathan Winters; "I want to die with my boots on."
Because the war between the states will be about some states not wanting to turn their cities into ghost towns just because of some nasty flu bug.
Talk about LEAVING LAS VEGAS meets FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS.
Plus, the ghost town's name is a word play on the body of Christ during Easter.
"I'm a socialist." Elle McPherson, a.k.a. The Body.
Talk about the inhuman and unnatural [666] politics of social distancing made possible by using your latest Chinese manufactured iPhone in the hand.
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PS 570 KVI: Looks like we're gonna have to fight our way out of this one; literally speaking.
Ever tried to just 'talk radio' someone out of their insane climate change beliefs from a safe distance?
ENTREPRENEUR NOTE: Somebody could make a quick killing by reviving that old 1970s 'I CANT DRIVE 55' bumper sticker.
"You're tearing me apart!" REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE, 1955
Because his parents keep changing their minds and opinions about how bad the little bugger is.
Who keep forcing him to go to his bedroom and stay there until he is no longer grounded.
Remember, this was the time when the FDR/IRS tax rate was still 90%.
And guys like John Wayne were forced to buy up herds of cattle just to get some fake depreciation rate on their taxes.
Talk about culling the herd up in Montana meets down in Texas.
PS CHER: Never forget those famous last words spoken by Jonathan Winters; "I want to die with my boots on."
THE REPLACEMENT WORKERS
Fuck the minimum $15 wage.
Most paranoid liberal Jews who believe in climate change, also believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP wants to get America back to work because he secretly believes in the 1930s German Nation Workers Party slogan that went, "WORK SHALL SET YOU FREE".
And their latest alternative to that is an old demented FDR era guy who has a long history of inappropriate touching?
For example, "It's time for everybody to get behind Joe Biden." Larry David, two days ago.
Now that touching has become such a hot issue in California; per the TOUCH OF EVIL trailer that features Cara Delavigne getting afraid everytime a real man tries to touch her ass in 2020.
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PS SCARLETTE JOHNSON: 35 is the new 55.
The girls do grow up faster than the boys.
PS MR GOVERNOR: How did everything work out for you last week?
Don't worry, you still have 4 weeks left to give the glory to God.
Do hope we still have enough army surplus field hospital beds left over from WW I for the injured soldiers IN LOVE AND WAR meets FIRE ON THE AMAZON meets HOPE FLOATS.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: "Everything is too quiet out there..." WRESTLING ERNEST HEMMINGWAY's tribute to FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: E.24, S.3 is about the 1960s period parents going crazy and shutting down school because of some percieved alien virus invasion from Mars episode.
Therefore, crazy uncle Martian has to go back in time to remind the kids that this is not the first time.
"I lost my virginity at age 19. It wasn't that big a deal. We just went back up to the stands and watched the rest of the [high school] football game." Sandra Bullock.
Friday, April 10, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SICK OUTS
Those hilarious 1990s SNL skits about Alec Baldwin's sweaty balls on NPR radio were a future C-19 fever happening down in AREA CODE 310, California.
"And I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES
For example:
"Dr. Fauci, do you have anything to say about all of those right wing conspiracy theories at www.thegatewaypundit.com ?" CNN
Naturally, "All counter revolutions begin where the first revolution began." AYN RAND
"It's always more fun to play the antihero." Orson Welles.
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PS NO 19: Can't wait for you to be my underaged girlfriend with benefits.
Ass in the 1976 yellow TAXI DRIVER movie trailer about the upcoming bloody re-election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
You know me, I do have a thing for Tom boys.
"And I'm the only one who knows about it." STARDUST MEMORIES
For example:
"Dr. Fauci, do you have anything to say about all of those right wing conspiracy theories at www.thegatewaypundit.com ?" CNN
Naturally, "All counter revolutions begin where the first revolution began." AYN RAND
"It's always more fun to play the antihero." Orson Welles.
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PS NO 19: Can't wait for you to be my underaged girlfriend with benefits.
Ass in the 1976 yellow TAXI DRIVER movie trailer about the upcoming bloody re-election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
You know me, I do have a thing for Tom boys.
THE REPLACEMENT HEARDS
Talk about culling the herd.
Those reports about Johnny Depp's little picky getting cut off in a bloody knife fight with the wife came out at the end of the 70 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9 for a REV. 16 breakup omen.
I always did wonder why the Holy Toast once spoke Amber Heard's name to me so clearly after I had watched her in THE RUM DIARY.
Now I understand that it was a 'heard immunity' thing in the blood stream about today's many 666 AMBER ALERTS on our collective hand held Chinese made iPhones.
Hindsight is 2020 I guess.
Like when my own private G6 SMART WATER video went 'viral' back when.
Looks like it's high time to finally take that leap of faith from atop the TRUMP TOWER at the end of VANILLA SKY meets DARK SHADOWS.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Michael told me on Good Friday at 1:01 am that if we don't give God the glory for C-19, there will be a depression instead of a more graceful recession; circa REV. 16:9.
PS DAVID LETTERMAN: They reintroduced Russian bred wolves from Siberian stock in Montana back the 1990s in order to restore nature's way to cull the deer herds.
Naturally, that ticked off a shit load of 'America first' ranchers who don't believe in today's MR. SCIENCE GUY from NPR who is now in charge at the occupied CASABLANCA.
99.8% of whom are NRA members in good standing.
"Work it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN
Those reports about Johnny Depp's little picky getting cut off in a bloody knife fight with the wife came out at the end of the 70 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9 for a REV. 16 breakup omen.
I always did wonder why the Holy Toast once spoke Amber Heard's name to me so clearly after I had watched her in THE RUM DIARY.
Now I understand that it was a 'heard immunity' thing in the blood stream about today's many 666 AMBER ALERTS on our collective hand held Chinese made iPhones.
Hindsight is 2020 I guess.
Like when my own private G6 SMART WATER video went 'viral' back when.
Looks like it's high time to finally take that leap of faith from atop the TRUMP TOWER at the end of VANILLA SKY meets DARK SHADOWS.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Michael told me on Good Friday at 1:01 am that if we don't give God the glory for C-19, there will be a depression instead of a more graceful recession; circa REV. 16:9.
PS DAVID LETTERMAN: They reintroduced Russian bred wolves from Siberian stock in Montana back the 1990s in order to restore nature's way to cull the deer herds.
Naturally, that ticked off a shit load of 'America first' ranchers who don't believe in today's MR. SCIENCE GUY from NPR who is now in charge at the occupied CASABLANCA.
99.8% of whom are NRA members in good standing.
"Work it baby!" PRETTY WOMAN
Thursday, April 9, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT STRANGERS
Bill Barr suddenly wakes up and realizes what is happening in the last month of the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11.
You can watch the prophetic 2020 movie trailer and hear the corny dialogue if you don't believe it.
"When you kill me don't touch me with your hands!"
"But darling, you're on the verge of a breakdown."
Says the 29ish looking antihero with a full head of 59ish hair.
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2BC NOTES: Jehovah says that today's daughters of Israel are being forced to go out and seek after strange flesh because his sons are not doing their jobs.
PS MR PRESIDENT: According to the experts at STANFORD, its better to just rip off the infected bandage in one quick take.
Rather than slowly tortuning the sick patient with the prolonged agony of gradual social distancing staying at home diagnoses.
PS RUSH: That Italian Catholic Dr Fauci has the same effeminate voice as some Catholic priest pedo in ROMA meets ROMAN HOLIDAY.
I wonder if the guy is pro life?
Along the same lines as Martin Scorsese or Martin Sheen; not to mention Michael Moore and Matt Damon.
"Politics makes strange company." James Carville, 1996.
"The end justifies the means." Karl Marx, Brooklyn, NY.
Ergo, "Certain people will have to die..." Adolf Hitler, Berlin, Germany, 1934.
See the snowed in winter season trailer for FARGO for example.
You can watch the prophetic 2020 movie trailer and hear the corny dialogue if you don't believe it.
"When you kill me don't touch me with your hands!"
"But darling, you're on the verge of a breakdown."
Says the 29ish looking antihero with a full head of 59ish hair.
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2BC NOTES: Jehovah says that today's daughters of Israel are being forced to go out and seek after strange flesh because his sons are not doing their jobs.
PS MR PRESIDENT: According to the experts at STANFORD, its better to just rip off the infected bandage in one quick take.
Rather than slowly tortuning the sick patient with the prolonged agony of gradual social distancing staying at home diagnoses.
PS RUSH: That Italian Catholic Dr Fauci has the same effeminate voice as some Catholic priest pedo in ROMA meets ROMAN HOLIDAY.
I wonder if the guy is pro life?
Along the same lines as Martin Scorsese or Martin Sheen; not to mention Michael Moore and Matt Damon.
"Politics makes strange company." James Carville, 1996.
"The end justifies the means." Karl Marx, Brooklyn, NY.
Ergo, "Certain people will have to die..." Adolf Hitler, Berlin, Germany, 1934.
See the snowed in winter season trailer for FARGO for example.
THE REPLACEMENT PENITENTS
That Egyptian chameleon sodomite idol Yves Tumor is an artistic inspiration for everybody who wants to repent and change their look on this Good Friday.
In order that their good works will live on forever after they are gone.
Talk about the new and improved LADY GAGA brand.
Whatever, "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004
For example, there was a 2.9 on the Washington County, Utah border line with Kane County because PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the prophetic fulfilment of THE STRANGER movie trailer prophecy in CITIZEN KANE.
The first one featuring AG Bill Barr as the local Conneticut state law enforcemet officer who is now looking into the strange case of Robert Mueller er all.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: That piece about Dr. Knut Wittkowski at wnd.com is what I'm talking about.
By the by. Did you notice all of those strange symbol and number tattoos on the right leg of my scarred servant bugger? The one whose is taking of business with Ellen Page and her sisters at porn hub?
"I'm lucky!.. You're lucky!.. Everybody's lucky!" ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
"Looks like some hunting lodge for rich weirdos." Me too.
2BC STUDY NOTES: "My church believes that they are taking care of the widows, but they are not."
In order that their good works will live on forever after they are gone.
Talk about the new and improved LADY GAGA brand.
Whatever, "You might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004
For example, there was a 2.9 on the Washington County, Utah border line with Kane County because PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the prophetic fulfilment of THE STRANGER movie trailer prophecy in CITIZEN KANE.
The first one featuring AG Bill Barr as the local Conneticut state law enforcemet officer who is now looking into the strange case of Robert Mueller er all.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: That piece about Dr. Knut Wittkowski at wnd.com is what I'm talking about.
By the by. Did you notice all of those strange symbol and number tattoos on the right leg of my scarred servant bugger? The one whose is taking of business with Ellen Page and her sisters at porn hub?
"I'm lucky!.. You're lucky!.. Everybody's lucky!" ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
"Looks like some hunting lodge for rich weirdos." Me too.
2BC STUDY NOTES: "My church believes that they are taking care of the widows, but they are not."
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT OLD TIMERS
That old Jew fuck from Brooklyn, NY finally cut it out in confirmation of my full moon warning to Gov. Inslee down in Olympia, Washington, USA; a.k.a. funky town Puget Sound.
Don't laugh, look what happened to TOYS R US when everybody was looking the other way.
Wherefore, I had a dream last night that his type have only ten years left to overcome their dependence on the new 666 beast's toys and gadgets in REVELATION 15.
Meanwhile, I just discovered a really hot video of my scarred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 taking care of business with Ellen Page, and her sisters too, using his long and hard white magic plastic Harry Potter wond.
And she likes it.
Oh well, someone has to do the [absolutely necessary] jobs if no one else will.
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PS ELTON JOHN: Time for you to come out of the closet for real?
Never hurts to ask.
Don't laugh, look what happened to TOYS R US when everybody was looking the other way.
Wherefore, I had a dream last night that his type have only ten years left to overcome their dependence on the new 666 beast's toys and gadgets in REVELATION 15.
Meanwhile, I just discovered a really hot video of my scarred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 taking care of business with Ellen Page, and her sisters too, using his long and hard white magic plastic Harry Potter wond.
And she likes it.
Oh well, someone has to do the [absolutely necessary] jobs if no one else will.
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PS ELTON JOHN: Time for you to come out of the closet for real?
Never hurts to ask.
THE REPLACEMENT CUNT EATERS
That 5.0 at 05:55:50 in the Yellow Sea, London time, was for my Egyptian god bugger in BUBBA HO-TEP.
See every low budget action horror film where the antichrist hero tells his detractors to "Eat shit".
True enough, sometimes movie dialogue immitates art; "I've been in this movie before." Gwenyth Paltrow.
Yeah baby, shit happens.
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NEW READERS: America's national monument to that boner icon of Sodom and Egypt in DC is 555' high.
See every 1980s 5.0 MUSTANG commercial ever made for tv.
Like the one in the VANILLA ICE music video.
Remember, George Washington died from a sudden fit of namonia right after he had chopped up a pile of old dead cherry tree firewood in Arlington, Virginia meets Enumclaw, Washington along HWY.410.
See every low budget action horror film where the antichrist hero tells his detractors to "Eat shit".
True enough, sometimes movie dialogue immitates art; "I've been in this movie before." Gwenyth Paltrow.
Yeah baby, shit happens.
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NEW READERS: America's national monument to that boner icon of Sodom and Egypt in DC is 555' high.
See every 1980s 5.0 MUSTANG commercial ever made for tv.
Like the one in the VANILLA ICE music video.
Remember, George Washington died from a sudden fit of namonia right after he had chopped up a pile of old dead cherry tree firewood in Arlington, Virginia meets Enumclaw, Washington along HWY.410.
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT EXPERTS
"Get those stakes up higher." VIVA LAS VEGAS
"Read em and weep." LOCK STOCK AND BOTH BARRELS
"No pain no gain." THE TERMINATOR
"I'm an expert." LOG JAMMING
Anywho, Newt Gingrich has been stuck in Italy because of his abominable day 1290 politics back on August 2, 1996.
The homeland of the third way man who always scoffed at the critism from his old buddies that he had abandoned his socialist roots.
Of course Benito Mussolini was right on the money.
There is no such thing as liberalism, socialism or communism today; only moderate fascism.
Which is refered to in REVELATION 11-13 as the born again 666 Chinatown iPhone virus, or plague.
A rose by any other name is still a rose.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: "Ring the bell, school's back in session!.. You can't touch this!" HAMMER TIME.
Best 1980-90s MTV video ever.
Right up there with LUCKY STAR and LOVE ME SEXY.
PS WILL FERRELL: The movie trailer for SEMI-PRO is a prophecy about today's March madness winter time NBA season.
When there would be almost nobody sitting up in the stands watching the game; and most of them are sitting far apart from each other.
"Read em and weep." LOCK STOCK AND BOTH BARRELS
"No pain no gain." THE TERMINATOR
"I'm an expert." LOG JAMMING
Anywho, Newt Gingrich has been stuck in Italy because of his abominable day 1290 politics back on August 2, 1996.
The homeland of the third way man who always scoffed at the critism from his old buddies that he had abandoned his socialist roots.
Of course Benito Mussolini was right on the money.
There is no such thing as liberalism, socialism or communism today; only moderate fascism.
Which is refered to in REVELATION 11-13 as the born again 666 Chinatown iPhone virus, or plague.
A rose by any other name is still a rose.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: "Ring the bell, school's back in session!.. You can't touch this!" HAMMER TIME.
Best 1980-90s MTV video ever.
Right up there with LUCKY STAR and LOVE ME SEXY.
PS WILL FERRELL: The movie trailer for SEMI-PRO is a prophecy about today's March madness winter time NBA season.
When there would be almost nobody sitting up in the stands watching the game; and most of them are sitting far apart from each other.
THE REPLACEMENT BUBBLE BOY BUGGERS
More people need to die like that shit eating bugger who was lying in the bed next to yours truly in the BUBBA HO-TEP prophecy.
In order that the rest of us born again Elvis replacements can live forever; or for at least another 70 years or so.
Even the one who died before his time was up. While taking a shit on the toilet behind hid heavenly gates of GRACELAND in Memphis.
Talk about VIVA LAS VEGAS, 2020.
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PS LARRY DAVID: Enough with the old Jew from Brooklyn, NY routine.
Most Americans support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because of his basic white christian decency and honesty.
Why act like George Bush Sr. who was always shouting at the tv screen and throwing things at it, everytime the man with the tan came on tv back in 16?
In order that the rest of us born again Elvis replacements can live forever; or for at least another 70 years or so.
Even the one who died before his time was up. While taking a shit on the toilet behind hid heavenly gates of GRACELAND in Memphis.
Talk about VIVA LAS VEGAS, 2020.
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PS LARRY DAVID: Enough with the old Jew from Brooklyn, NY routine.
Most Americans support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP because of his basic white christian decency and honesty.
Why act like George Bush Sr. who was always shouting at the tv screen and throwing things at it, everytime the man with the tan came on tv back in 16?
Monday, April 6, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT GODS
The reason why the Egyptian dung beetle god in BUBBA HO-TEP suddenly made the scene in 666 Seattle this winter is because 710 KIRO rhymes with Cairo.
Talk about killing off all of the queers and the other people who don't look like us in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.
The one where my own uncle Bob Grass look alike gets eaten alive by the grey skinned [Barack Obama] look alike zombies in the 1960s movie trailer.
And in the next one, your local shopping mall becomes a low budget spaghetti western ghost town B-movie.
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PS BRUCE: Bitch happens.
Which is why Jehova says that the real men will have seven bitches each in the last days of ISAIAH 4:10.
Probably in order to play one cunt against the other cunt.
"Steel sharpens steel." Jesus Christ, 1996.
PS LARRY DAVID: More hard on, less hard off.
Chicks dig guys who are not afraid to beat the crap out of their old and tiresome "warm and fuzzy" gay ass boyfriends.
Think Sandra Bullock meets Nicole Kidman in PRACTICAL MAGIC.
Talk about killing off all of the queers and the other people who don't look like us in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.
The one where my own uncle Bob Grass look alike gets eaten alive by the grey skinned [Barack Obama] look alike zombies in the 1960s movie trailer.
And in the next one, your local shopping mall becomes a low budget spaghetti western ghost town B-movie.
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PS BRUCE: Bitch happens.
Which is why Jehova says that the real men will have seven bitches each in the last days of ISAIAH 4:10.
Probably in order to play one cunt against the other cunt.
"Steel sharpens steel." Jesus Christ, 1996.
PS LARRY DAVID: More hard on, less hard off.
Chicks dig guys who are not afraid to beat the crap out of their old and tiresome "warm and fuzzy" gay ass boyfriends.
Think Sandra Bullock meets Nicole Kidman in PRACTICAL MAGIC.
THE REPLACEMENT TURN ONS
Jehovah says in the 2BC that the religious and political leaders of the DC 86 establishment are going to be hunted down, one by one, for what they have done.
Meanwhile, I had a second flash vision of a full moon on April Fools Day at 2:39 am; seen from my corner sidewalk p.o.v. at 65th and 15th N.E. in Seattle.
This full moon happening right after the crucifixion birth date of a 34 year-old Jesus Christ in Jeruslem on April 6, 2020.
Oh well, no hard feelings, all is well that ends well.
Ergo, most people in that age range who get the bug and get over it say that it wasn't that bad.
"I've seen bigger..." Woody Harrelson in AP: 2.
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PS GOVERNOR: Claiming that Trump called C-19 a "hoax" is a hoax in and of itself.
Read a web site for Christ's sake.
"Will somebody please turn out the lights after they leave Seattle?" Famous I-5 King County billboard, 1969.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Time to turn the lights back on and get things moving again; the sooner the better.
There is always a silver lining on every dark grey rainy cloud in Seattle.
Think 50 SHADES OF GREY meets THE DAVINCI CODE.
April showers bring May flowers.
Yes, some people are going to die and go to heaven this year, maybe instead of next year, or the year after that; life happens.
"Life is sweet!" Metro bus driver Jackie Gleason in THE HONEYMOONERS.
Meanwhile, I had a second flash vision of a full moon on April Fools Day at 2:39 am; seen from my corner sidewalk p.o.v. at 65th and 15th N.E. in Seattle.
This full moon happening right after the crucifixion birth date of a 34 year-old Jesus Christ in Jeruslem on April 6, 2020.
Oh well, no hard feelings, all is well that ends well.
Ergo, most people in that age range who get the bug and get over it say that it wasn't that bad.
"I've seen bigger..." Woody Harrelson in AP: 2.
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PS GOVERNOR: Claiming that Trump called C-19 a "hoax" is a hoax in and of itself.
Read a web site for Christ's sake.
"Will somebody please turn out the lights after they leave Seattle?" Famous I-5 King County billboard, 1969.
PS MR PRESIDENT: Time to turn the lights back on and get things moving again; the sooner the better.
There is always a silver lining on every dark grey rainy cloud in Seattle.
Think 50 SHADES OF GREY meets THE DAVINCI CODE.
April showers bring May flowers.
Yes, some people are going to die and go to heaven this year, maybe instead of next year, or the year after that; life happens.
"Life is sweet!" Metro bus driver Jackie Gleason in THE HONEYMOONERS.
Sunday, April 5, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DEER HUNTERS
"One shot is what it's all about." THE DEER HUNTER, 1978
"Just a little prick." Dr. Evil in AP: 2, circa 2020
For when the Corona 19 virus suddenly goes puff in the middle of the night, like some thief turning around and hightailing it out of town, and heads are going to roll at the NYT and CNN er all.
Join the 42 months duck hunting club boys.
Think SPLITTING HEIRS meets MATCH POINT meets both of those two LOCK STOCK AND BARREL sports betting movies.
There is always a trigger action to every non reaction.
"I installed a more sensitive trigger mechanism on my new SIG AR because the factory one was just a bit too slow on the take." ALASKAN Captain Paul Garrison, Green River, Washington, King County, 2018.
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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: Michael told me that I will become an "Admiral of war" who gets his training at the submarine school in Paulsbo.
Think HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER meets 1941.
"Just a little prick." Dr. Evil in AP: 2, circa 2020
For when the Corona 19 virus suddenly goes puff in the middle of the night, like some thief turning around and hightailing it out of town, and heads are going to roll at the NYT and CNN er all.
Join the 42 months duck hunting club boys.
Think SPLITTING HEIRS meets MATCH POINT meets both of those two LOCK STOCK AND BARREL sports betting movies.
There is always a trigger action to every non reaction.
"I installed a more sensitive trigger mechanism on my new SIG AR because the factory one was just a bit too slow on the take." ALASKAN Captain Paul Garrison, Green River, Washington, King County, 2018.
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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: Michael told me that I will become an "Admiral of war" who gets his training at the submarine school in Paulsbo.
Think HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER meets 1941.
THE REPLACEMENT LEBOWSKI LOOK ALIKES
"That's just your opinion man." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
In my 70 page low budget screenplay for THE OTHER LEBOWSKI, there is a scene where Brad Pitt walks into some expatriot bar down in Edmonds and the place is packed with 29 year-old Lebowski look alikes.
99% of who vote Reagan Democrat in 2020.
Talk about running a small ad in THE STRANGER for movie extras and getting a shit load of responses.
Not to mention having to pay $1,000,000 in tax free child support every god damn month; whether the blood sucking bitch is still fucking you or not.
Remember, I got cut off too when I told the girl that I would only be an extra in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE if they payed me $150.
Meanwhile, Olympia's Governor is still denying the real reason why the angry Greek Gods are causing global warning, circa REVELATION 16:9.
Talk about buckets of blood.
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In my 70 page low budget screenplay for THE OTHER LEBOWSKI, there is a scene where Brad Pitt walks into some expatriot bar down in Edmonds and the place is packed with 29 year-old Lebowski look alikes.
99% of who vote Reagan Democrat in 2020.
Talk about running a small ad in THE STRANGER for movie extras and getting a shit load of responses.
Not to mention having to pay $1,000,000 in tax free child support every god damn month; whether the blood sucking bitch is still fucking you or not.
Remember, I got cut off too when I told the girl that I would only be an extra in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE if they payed me $150.
Meanwhile, Olympia's Governor is still denying the real reason why the angry Greek Gods are causing global warning, circa REVELATION 16:9.
Talk about buckets of blood.
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Saturday, April 4, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT TOURIST SEASON ATTRACTIONS
Jack Nicholson goes bat shit crazy after being sequestered in a closed resort hotel in THE SHINING movie trailer.
That begins with his sick son having bloody Mary visions in the bathroom mirror about the coming civil war between King County and Olympia, Washington.
"It will toughen you up." George Clooney in the trailer for CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND meets A SERIOUS MAN.
Time to wake up pretty girl.
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MONEY TALK NOTES: Last night Michael informed me that there will be a recession, but not a depression.
But nothing will be "business as usual" ever again.
Oh well, Jehovah does say in the 2BC that we should buy gold and silver with our leftover paper monies.
Ancient China being the first nation in history to use paper money; not to mention plastic debit emoney cards.
Talk about the invisible hand of 666 capitalism.
That begins with his sick son having bloody Mary visions in the bathroom mirror about the coming civil war between King County and Olympia, Washington.
"It will toughen you up." George Clooney in the trailer for CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND meets A SERIOUS MAN.
Time to wake up pretty girl.
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MONEY TALK NOTES: Last night Michael informed me that there will be a recession, but not a depression.
But nothing will be "business as usual" ever again.
Oh well, Jehovah does say in the 2BC that we should buy gold and silver with our leftover paper monies.
Ancient China being the first nation in history to use paper money; not to mention plastic debit emoney cards.
Talk about the invisible hand of 666 capitalism.
THE REPLACEMENT HOTEL RESERVATIONS
That 4.9 happened above the dry White Wash flash flood area in California because today's anti Trump buggers are still white washing the truth about the new and improved Spanish Fly Flu .02.
If you don't believe me; dare to look it up at www.thegatewaypundit.com before you open your big fat rat trap again.
And don't tell about how nasty the Corona 19 bug is.
I wrote the second more nasty follow up edition to THE JOY OF SEX.
Whereas, at the end of the VANILLA SKY prophecy, Tom Cruise takes a leap of faith from atop the black glassed TRUMP TOWER in 2020 and reopens the one percenter dream economy.
The one where he runs through the deserted empty streets in TIMES SQUARE in the pre 911 2001 movie trailer.
While the bland vanilla media chokes and dies at the end of the 42 months fuck you prophecy in REVELATION 11 meets DANIEL 9.
"Cats have 9 lives." A BUCKET OF BLOOD, 1959; featuring Woody Norris on classic Spanish beatnick guitar at your local STARBUCKS cafe.
Tell me about it, I'm all ears.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: I will suddenly come as a completely unexpected capitalist "thief in the night" who reopens the American economy.
The buggers never do see what hit them in the face when it happens.
Oh yeah, people are going to die, big time.
Talk about a huuge booster shot in the ratings.
Therefore, you win Minnesota and Michigan etc. in 2020; based upon the current Swedish and Swiss models.
"They do know how to make a fuck film." Will Ferrel in the 2008 SEMI-PRO prophecy about the cancelled NBA season in 2020.
If you don't believe me; dare to look it up at www.thegatewaypundit.com before you open your big fat rat trap again.
And don't tell about how nasty the Corona 19 bug is.
I wrote the second more nasty follow up edition to THE JOY OF SEX.
Whereas, at the end of the VANILLA SKY prophecy, Tom Cruise takes a leap of faith from atop the black glassed TRUMP TOWER in 2020 and reopens the one percenter dream economy.
The one where he runs through the deserted empty streets in TIMES SQUARE in the pre 911 2001 movie trailer.
While the bland vanilla media chokes and dies at the end of the 42 months fuck you prophecy in REVELATION 11 meets DANIEL 9.
"Cats have 9 lives." A BUCKET OF BLOOD, 1959; featuring Woody Norris on classic Spanish beatnick guitar at your local STARBUCKS cafe.
Tell me about it, I'm all ears.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: I will suddenly come as a completely unexpected capitalist "thief in the night" who reopens the American economy.
The buggers never do see what hit them in the face when it happens.
Oh yeah, people are going to die, big time.
Talk about a huuge booster shot in the ratings.
Therefore, you win Minnesota and Michigan etc. in 2020; based upon the current Swedish and Swiss models.
"They do know how to make a fuck film." Will Ferrel in the 2008 SEMI-PRO prophecy about the cancelled NBA season in 2020.
Friday, April 3, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BUBBLE JEW BOYS
Sorry to pop your bubble Larry David.
But that isolated kid with a nasty attitude, who then gets into a fight with the liberal Jewish guy in the BUBBLE BOY episode, started with a riot over WHO had invaded Spain with the misspelled Spanish Corona infection answer-word card.
After the spoiled brat in a plastic moon suit had asked his white cracker mother where someone could get something to eat.
Now that all of the rest stop diners have been closed down.
"This is not a public park, it's a business." Jerry Seinfeld to Julia Louis-Dryfes in the one about the bubble boy.
Beats me how Larry David went from 'There is no such thing as a free lunch." in the 1990s to heath care is a basic human right in USA TODAY.
In other wordz, nobody deserves to die anymore; much less not have the right to vote by email on their Chinese made iPHONE.
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PS RICK STEVES: The LEANING TOWER OF PISA tourist attraction is an inspired replication of the crooked TOWER OF BABYLON concept behind the presidential library for Barack Obama outside Chicago.
But that isolated kid with a nasty attitude, who then gets into a fight with the liberal Jewish guy in the BUBBLE BOY episode, started with a riot over WHO had invaded Spain with the misspelled Spanish Corona infection answer-word card.
After the spoiled brat in a plastic moon suit had asked his white cracker mother where someone could get something to eat.
Now that all of the rest stop diners have been closed down.
"This is not a public park, it's a business." Jerry Seinfeld to Julia Louis-Dryfes in the one about the bubble boy.
Beats me how Larry David went from 'There is no such thing as a free lunch." in the 1990s to heath care is a basic human right in USA TODAY.
In other wordz, nobody deserves to die anymore; much less not have the right to vote by email on their Chinese made iPHONE.
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PS RICK STEVES: The LEANING TOWER OF PISA tourist attraction is an inspired replication of the crooked TOWER OF BABYLON concept behind the presidential library for Barack Obama outside Chicago.
THE REPLACEMENT BUELLERS
"They bought it." FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, June 1986.
The above 2:50 trailer opens with Bueller faking the black plague in order to get out of school and go out for some major rebellious socialising.
YOUTUBE's other shorter 1:25 movie trailer opens with an establishment shot of the film's look alike White House in Washington, DC.
Meanwhile, the film's iconic white cracker public school principle really does have a bug up his ass that is giving him the future CHINATOWN fever.
Talk about spring break, 2020.
"Let's surrender... Never!" Mueller to his beige 1976 ALFETTA buddy.
As confirmed by those new hard-to-find stats about shuttting down New York City and killing the American economy because of a nasty flu that kills only 1%, tops.
Talk about always obsessing over the one percenters, and willing to kill the economy because you hate them.
"Abortion is murder!.. People are going to die!" Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Which is why I always get my facts at www.gatewaypundit.com first; before checking out the usual suspects at DRUDGE er all.
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A.K.A. "The sausage king of Chicago." With offices on the 104th floor of the black WILLIS [Trump] TOWER.
PS GISELE BUNDGEN: You and I were chatting in an empty high school hallway dream when you whispered "April 3rd" into my ear; back on 3.13 at 9:10 am.
Then I suddenly woke up and realized that I was late for class at the EIB school for conservative studies.
Think VANILLA SKY meets BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Sorry about 'socking it to ya' so heavy these past two weeks.
But I AM is just trying to take advantage of people having more time on their hands to catch up on their old movie studies right now.
PS LARRY DAVID: Of course the BUBBLE BOY episode was all about today's COVID-19 virus for idiots with bad attitudes.
Get a clue you old gaping asshole.
Bad shit happens to those who can't wait.
PS EDMONDS BEACON: I AM is now giving funky town 4 days to knock it off.
The above 2:50 trailer opens with Bueller faking the black plague in order to get out of school and go out for some major rebellious socialising.
YOUTUBE's other shorter 1:25 movie trailer opens with an establishment shot of the film's look alike White House in Washington, DC.
Meanwhile, the film's iconic white cracker public school principle really does have a bug up his ass that is giving him the future CHINATOWN fever.
Talk about spring break, 2020.
"Let's surrender... Never!" Mueller to his beige 1976 ALFETTA buddy.
As confirmed by those new hard-to-find stats about shuttting down New York City and killing the American economy because of a nasty flu that kills only 1%, tops.
Talk about always obsessing over the one percenters, and willing to kill the economy because you hate them.
"Abortion is murder!.. People are going to die!" Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Which is why I always get my facts at www.gatewaypundit.com first; before checking out the usual suspects at DRUDGE er all.
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A.K.A. "The sausage king of Chicago." With offices on the 104th floor of the black WILLIS [Trump] TOWER.
PS GISELE BUNDGEN: You and I were chatting in an empty high school hallway dream when you whispered "April 3rd" into my ear; back on 3.13 at 9:10 am.
Then I suddenly woke up and realized that I was late for class at the EIB school for conservative studies.
Think VANILLA SKY meets BRAZIL meets KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: Sorry about 'socking it to ya' so heavy these past two weeks.
But I AM is just trying to take advantage of people having more time on their hands to catch up on their old movie studies right now.
PS LARRY DAVID: Of course the BUBBLE BOY episode was all about today's COVID-19 virus for idiots with bad attitudes.
Get a clue you old gaping asshole.
Bad shit happens to those who can't wait.
PS EDMONDS BEACON: I AM is now giving funky town 4 days to knock it off.
Thursday, April 2, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT LOVED ONES
"Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one." DIRTY HARRY
That 6.5 happened near Cascade, Idaho in confirmation of that cascading water fountain in the 1965 trailer for THE LOVED ONE.
Talk about Hollywood becoming obsessed in 2020 with people dying from the CHINATOWN bug.
"The filthy Jews use their religious [modern media] traditions to justify what they do to us." Adolf Hitler, 1932.
For example, they completely fucked white christian America in the ass during the 1960s era North Viet Cong civil war DMZ prelude.
Rhymes with Dems.
Which is a curse and a byword name on most rightwing websites these days.
"Are you a Bourbon or a Scotch man?" THE GRADUATE
Whatever, "Don't touch his head... it leaves a mark." THE LOVED ONE, 1965.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: The main problem with everybody wearing a white face mask is that it hides their true identity from all of today's 666 face recognition cameras.
That 6.5 happened near Cascade, Idaho in confirmation of that cascading water fountain in the 1965 trailer for THE LOVED ONE.
Talk about Hollywood becoming obsessed in 2020 with people dying from the CHINATOWN bug.
"The filthy Jews use their religious [modern media] traditions to justify what they do to us." Adolf Hitler, 1932.
For example, they completely fucked white christian America in the ass during the 1960s era North Viet Cong civil war DMZ prelude.
Rhymes with Dems.
Which is a curse and a byword name on most rightwing websites these days.
"Are you a Bourbon or a Scotch man?" THE GRADUATE
Whatever, "Don't touch his head... it leaves a mark." THE LOVED ONE, 1965.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: The main problem with everybody wearing a white face mask is that it hides their true identity from all of today's 666 face recognition cameras.
THE REPLACEMENT ITALIANOS
When I picked up my 1976 ALFA down on the dock in Long Beach, I had no idea that my sexy virgin car was all about the LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE prophecy.
Wherein the cops warn us to get out of LA while the getting is good.
Flash forward to 2020 in LEPRECHAUN: 2 co-starring my look alike bride Miley Cyrus.
You can look up the 1:12 movie trailer and watch it if you don't believe me.
"Get over it..." FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF from high school; happening again in Reagan Democrat 1986 Chicago, Ill/inois, USA.
"Where the queers are handsome and the lesbians are pretty." Daniel Savage, THE STRANGER, 1996, Seattle, Wash.
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PS CARA: I'll make you the next sexissimo 1966 Bond Girl sensation if you agree to fuck me and be in my next two for one movies.
Price negotiable of course.
"Let's just get this over with... shall we?" THE LOVED ONE
Wherein the cops warn us to get out of LA while the getting is good.
Flash forward to 2020 in LEPRECHAUN: 2 co-starring my look alike bride Miley Cyrus.
You can look up the 1:12 movie trailer and watch it if you don't believe me.
"Get over it..." FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF from high school; happening again in Reagan Democrat 1986 Chicago, Ill/inois, USA.
"Where the queers are handsome and the lesbians are pretty." Daniel Savage, THE STRANGER, 1996, Seattle, Wash.
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PS CARA: I'll make you the next sexissimo 1966 Bond Girl sensation if you agree to fuck me and be in my next two for one movies.
Price negotiable of course.
"Let's just get this over with... shall we?" THE LOVED ONE
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT JOSES
That crazy CONSPIRACY THEORY Jose who steered his train off the tracks in LA was confirmation of my no way Jose post.
For those of you in Rio Linda, it's against the rules to do that.
No wonder the final season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM eventually returned to its roots in western LA.
What goes around comes around.
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PS AL BALDWIN: Thank you for finally having the sweaty balls on SNL to state the obvious.
Thank you Jesus!
"Suffer the children to come unto me..." THE LOVED ONE movie trailer.
Yes yes yes!! PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the anti-666 virus sent to us by God to destroy USA TODAY's America from the inside, starting back on November in 2016.
Rhymes with Africa.
Oh yeah, "Donald Trump is a bloody bugger." Hugh Grant, 2018
Hells bells, just last night when I jumped into the shower and started to soap down my body, Michael said simply "Mitt Romney".
For those of you in Rio Linda, it's against the rules to do that.
No wonder the final season of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM eventually returned to its roots in western LA.
What goes around comes around.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS AL BALDWIN: Thank you for finally having the sweaty balls on SNL to state the obvious.
Thank you Jesus!
"Suffer the children to come unto me..." THE LOVED ONE movie trailer.
Yes yes yes!! PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the anti-666 virus sent to us by God to destroy USA TODAY's America from the inside, starting back on November in 2016.
Rhymes with Africa.
Oh yeah, "Donald Trump is a bloody bugger." Hugh Grant, 2018
Hells bells, just last night when I jumped into the shower and started to soap down my body, Michael said simply "Mitt Romney".
THE REPLACEMENT BILL GATES
Dude, just hand over the money and nobody gets too hurt anymore.
You want to destroy PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR LIFE by this mid summer?
No way Jose.
Who do you think you are?
The unelectrd mayor of LA?
Nobody elected you the Governor of California.
Who made you the boss of everything?
By the way, how is that futurist retirement town for old folks down in Arizona, with no cars, working out for you?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KEN KEISLER: By an act by God, you ended up selling imported Russian made [old tech] rot iron security gates for small time millionaires and big time billionaires in the Bay Area.
As some kind of a ten virgins type "KEEP OUT! NO TRESSPASSING!" security business plan.
Exactly like the ones featured in the opening sequence to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, circa 1976.
Co-starring yours truly of course of course.
Cue the windy rain fan hoses and thunderous flash lighting side effects.
Because "You're all wet..." says the future blond haired PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP who takes over everything at the end of the movie.
Talk about the future Davidic KING OF ENGLAND code named "Joyboy" in 1965's THE LOVED ONE prophecy.
You want to destroy PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR LIFE by this mid summer?
No way Jose.
Who do you think you are?
The unelectrd mayor of LA?
Nobody elected you the Governor of California.
Who made you the boss of everything?
By the way, how is that futurist retirement town for old folks down in Arizona, with no cars, working out for you?
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KEN KEISLER: By an act by God, you ended up selling imported Russian made [old tech] rot iron security gates for small time millionaires and big time billionaires in the Bay Area.
As some kind of a ten virgins type "KEEP OUT! NO TRESSPASSING!" security business plan.
Exactly like the ones featured in the opening sequence to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, circa 1976.
Co-starring yours truly of course of course.
Cue the windy rain fan hoses and thunderous flash lighting side effects.
Because "You're all wet..." says the future blond haired PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP who takes over everything at the end of the movie.
Talk about the future Davidic KING OF ENGLAND code named "Joyboy" in 1965's THE LOVED ONE prophecy.
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