"What's up Doc?" BUGS BUNNY, 1945.
Well, for starters, the royal movie poster for KNIVES OUT at the historic 1930s theater in Edmonds, Washington features yours truly standing at the far stage-right side of the line up.
As in, "Far out man." THE OTHER LEBOWSKI, 2020
Talk about Brad Pitt financing my first film debut; with the ultimate hope that he too can have a supporting actor part in it.
"My husband invests his money in some of the most crazy things." Angelina Jolie.
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Saturday, February 29, 2020
Friday, February 28, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT INTERPRETATIONS
How many times have the best directors in Hollywood had to sit there and listen to their overpaid A-list actors complain about what their motivations are supposed to be?
The exception to the rule being Woody Allen of course of course.
Because for some strange reason, his hand-written pages are always just accepted as gospel by his acters.
To the point that he doesn't even need to tell them how to say it or do it.
"I believe Woody Allen." Scarlett Johansson.
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PS BRAD PITT: We are getting pretty close to the point where you are going to pay me to be in my next movie.
And not the other way around.
PS KIT WINN: Time to get ready for your big close up scenes.
Same thing goes for you too cousin Robbie, from Mill Creek, Washington.
The exception to the rule being Woody Allen of course of course.
Because for some strange reason, his hand-written pages are always just accepted as gospel by his acters.
To the point that he doesn't even need to tell them how to say it or do it.
"I believe Woody Allen." Scarlett Johansson.
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PS BRAD PITT: We are getting pretty close to the point where you are going to pay me to be in my next movie.
And not the other way around.
PS KIT WINN: Time to get ready for your big close up scenes.
Same thing goes for you too cousin Robbie, from Mill Creek, Washington.
THE REPLACEMENT VIRAL VIDEOS
THE SPECTATOR has a review out of some new Andy Warhol biography book that includes a photo shop of his iconic CAMPBELL'S tomato soup prophecy about the bloody red gore soup that is now at the door.
Ergo, "Don't make me open up a can of whoopass on you!" MRS DOUBTFIRE, the 1993 movie trailer.
"Suprise!" Robin Williams, at the door in MRS DOUBTFIRE.
Whereas "The CORONAVIRUS is a can of worms for a reason." Gregory Scott Relf's special delivery hard copy 8x11 brown manila envelope TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Oh yeah, "Prophecy can be pretty messy..." David Lynch
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CUTTING OUT NOTES: All of USA TODAY's splash virus cut out headlines that are now happening in the news are a definite 62 weeks development.
HEALTH TIPS: About ten years ago Jehovah told his prophetess that eating only one carrot a day would greatly boost her immune system.
And even if she did get the future flu bug, it would not be as severe nor last that long.
See every BUGS BUNNY tv cartoon that was ever made by the liberal Jewish LOONEY TUNES for their Sabbath morning kiddies.
Ergo, "Don't make me open up a can of whoopass on you!" MRS DOUBTFIRE, the 1993 movie trailer.
"Suprise!" Robin Williams, at the door in MRS DOUBTFIRE.
Whereas "The CORONAVIRUS is a can of worms for a reason." Gregory Scott Relf's special delivery hard copy 8x11 brown manila envelope TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Oh yeah, "Prophecy can be pretty messy..." David Lynch
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CUTTING OUT NOTES: All of USA TODAY's splash virus cut out headlines that are now happening in the news are a definite 62 weeks development.
HEALTH TIPS: About ten years ago Jehovah told his prophetess that eating only one carrot a day would greatly boost her immune system.
And even if she did get the future flu bug, it would not be as severe nor last that long.
See every BUGS BUNNY tv cartoon that was ever made by the liberal Jewish LOONEY TUNES for their Sabbath morning kiddies.
Thursday, February 27, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SCENES
My two sons were robbed from me in E.15, S.3 because I was too interested in Lula Belle at the time. And not paying any attention to what was happening right across the street at LORAINES jewelry shop.
Read Laurence Pierson from Loraine, France, circa 1974-79.
Therefore, my older and more wiser uncle Greg character had to descend into his 666 child support prison in order to become the ascendant servant that I AM is today at www.isaiahexplained.com .
Oh yeah, "We're not out of the woods yet." Says uncle Greg to the LA SUN's newly demoted editor of the newspaper's [Coronavirus no.19] obituary section, circa 2020.
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STOCK TIPS: Most of high society's FORTUNE 500 have become the antichrist enemies of America anyway.
Think Mitt Romney meets Dr. Evil.
And I don't care who knows it.
Like I could even give a shit what happens to them anymore.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The latest 1990s version of the Hong Kong flu virus from red China is your classic CHINATOWN remake movie thing.
Hey, shit keeps happening, over and over again, for a reason.
PS JOHN WATERS: I plan on scouting out the Kingston, Washington marina next month for any DEAD CALM remake movie locations, co-starring Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.
Why throw good money after bad money anyway?
After all... "Nobody wants to watch some obscure online movie with no [STAR MAPS] names attached to it..." Bruce Toxell
PS WOODY ALLEN: How about me fucking two underaged teenagers on an old 91' sailboat in your next fuck-you money movie filmed up in funky town?
Pretty sure that I could get Natalie Portman to agree to fuck me too this time around in her next movie.
Give or take a couple two or three big ones.
Read Laurence Pierson from Loraine, France, circa 1974-79.
Therefore, my older and more wiser uncle Greg character had to descend into his 666 child support prison in order to become the ascendant servant that I AM is today at www.isaiahexplained.com .
Oh yeah, "We're not out of the woods yet." Says uncle Greg to the LA SUN's newly demoted editor of the newspaper's [Coronavirus no.19] obituary section, circa 2020.
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STOCK TIPS: Most of high society's FORTUNE 500 have become the antichrist enemies of America anyway.
Think Mitt Romney meets Dr. Evil.
And I don't care who knows it.
Like I could even give a shit what happens to them anymore.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The latest 1990s version of the Hong Kong flu virus from red China is your classic CHINATOWN remake movie thing.
Hey, shit keeps happening, over and over again, for a reason.
PS JOHN WATERS: I plan on scouting out the Kingston, Washington marina next month for any DEAD CALM remake movie locations, co-starring Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt.
Why throw good money after bad money anyway?
After all... "Nobody wants to watch some obscure online movie with no [STAR MAPS] names attached to it..." Bruce Toxell
PS WOODY ALLEN: How about me fucking two underaged teenagers on an old 91' sailboat in your next fuck-you money movie filmed up in funky town?
Pretty sure that I could get Natalie Portman to agree to fuck me too this time around in her next movie.
Give or take a couple two or three big ones.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BROS
More and more it is looking like PRESIDENT FKR FOR LIFE is going to get 24% of the black mother fucker action in the 2020 VIVA LAS VEGAS President Elvis prophecy.
Think LEP IN THE HOOD: 5&6...
Don't kid yourself; even Howard Stern has about that many black listeners in his
audience. Particularly the ones who have good paying delivery truck jobs and have nothing better to do than listen to him while stuck in traffic for hours on end.
Damn straight, the gospel of Jesus Christ is for every nation, kindred and tongue in the rainbow.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: All throughout the 2BC, Jehovah keeps reminding us that His only true church is the same 1960s era LDS church featured in the CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy.
PS ST PETER: How about buying that historic place where I lived in Provo and turning it into an upscale boarding house; slash bed and breakfast.
REGULAR READER NOTES: If blogspot.com decides to cut me off in the 62nd week, I can always go back to mailing my weekly 9x12 [VANILLA SKY] hard copy envelope newsletters to David Lynch.
If the money is right of course of course.
You give me more money, I give you more money, circa 2BC 170.
It's as simple as that.
Think LEP IN THE HOOD: 5&6...
Don't kid yourself; even Howard Stern has about that many black listeners in his
audience. Particularly the ones who have good paying delivery truck jobs and have nothing better to do than listen to him while stuck in traffic for hours on end.
Damn straight, the gospel of Jesus Christ is for every nation, kindred and tongue in the rainbow.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: All throughout the 2BC, Jehovah keeps reminding us that His only true church is the same 1960s era LDS church featured in the CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy.
PS ST PETER: How about buying that historic place where I lived in Provo and turning it into an upscale boarding house; slash bed and breakfast.
REGULAR READER NOTES: If blogspot.com decides to cut me off in the 62nd week, I can always go back to mailing my weekly 9x12 [VANILLA SKY] hard copy envelope newsletters to David Lynch.
If the money is right of course of course.
You give me more money, I give you more money, circa 2BC 170.
It's as simple as that.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT HBOS
No coincidence that the 10 virgins CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM season began at the same time that Bernie Sanders' look alike campaign kicked off in earnest.
Where in the show's 2020 trailer has Larry and his GSR/TWN look alike get kicked out of polite society in LA.
Meanwhile, DISNEY's suprise liberal Jewish leadership reshuffle happened on the same day as the big Bernie Sanders cartoon showdown happened in South Carolina.
Talk about winging it on the fly with no written script.
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Where in the show's 2020 trailer has Larry and his GSR/TWN look alike get kicked out of polite society in LA.
Meanwhile, DISNEY's suprise liberal Jewish leadership reshuffle happened on the same day as the big Bernie Sanders cartoon showdown happened in South Carolina.
Talk about winging it on the fly with no written script.
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Sunday, February 23, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT 666S
Only hours after Bernie Sanders was declared the victor in 2020 Las Vegas, that suicidal daredevil crashed his moon rocket outside of Victorville, California; below Sidewinder Mtn. in the sandy dead bones desert of EZEKIEL 37.
Talk about the REV.13:1 sands of Israel in WEEKEND AT BERNIES.
For a DANIEL 9 confirmation of Dan, who bites the WHITE HORSE PROPHEY horse in the heel like a snake.
This being the 666 Jewish rocket scientists in Dean Reuter's prophetic history of the first 666 beast miraculously morphing into the second 666 beast in THE HIDDEN NAZI meets REVELATION 13.
And for a second sign, some 77 year-old Sanders proxy was going the wrong way when he rammed his 4x4 into a family on I-95 at the 76 exit in Liberty County, Georgia.
Right there at the Midway off ramp, as the trailers are now rolling out about the new Midway WW III movie.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Your late great father was talking about the other 'Mike' when he passed.
Talk about the REV.13:1 sands of Israel in WEEKEND AT BERNIES.
For a DANIEL 9 confirmation of Dan, who bites the WHITE HORSE PROPHEY horse in the heel like a snake.
This being the 666 Jewish rocket scientists in Dean Reuter's prophetic history of the first 666 beast miraculously morphing into the second 666 beast in THE HIDDEN NAZI meets REVELATION 13.
And for a second sign, some 77 year-old Sanders proxy was going the wrong way when he rammed his 4x4 into a family on I-95 at the 76 exit in Liberty County, Georgia.
Right there at the Midway off ramp, as the trailers are now rolling out about the new Midway WW III movie.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Your late great father was talking about the other 'Mike' when he passed.
Saturday, February 22, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT GIRLS
After the 42 months turn around, uncle Greg encourages the two old grey ladies to, "...give up your life of crime." in E.12, S.3, circa 2020.
Meanwhile, Tim hopes that the 50-year physical transfiguration plan doesn't end up with them spending 50 years in 666 prison.
Understandably so, since the physical transfiguration lasts about as long as it takes for the final big move to Missouri, etc.
Probably after the episode's first suggestion that it will take one about 20 years to hit their 27-29ish prime in the above third season.
Talk about Medicare for all.
Ergo, faith without works is dead, yada yada.
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PS DIRTY HARRY: It's only name calling if it's not true. Otherwise, it's called truth in advertising. You can look it up if you don't believe it.
Meanwhile, Tim hopes that the 50-year physical transfiguration plan doesn't end up with them spending 50 years in 666 prison.
Understandably so, since the physical transfiguration lasts about as long as it takes for the final big move to Missouri, etc.
Probably after the episode's first suggestion that it will take one about 20 years to hit their 27-29ish prime in the above third season.
Talk about Medicare for all.
Ergo, faith without works is dead, yada yada.
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PS DIRTY HARRY: It's only name calling if it's not true. Otherwise, it's called truth in advertising. You can look it up if you don't believe it.
Friday, February 21, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SONS
Uncle Greg gets a job as some night blogger watchman in the one about the physical transfiguration; E.12, S.3, MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, 1965.
Wherein he starts out looking like Bernie Sanders with better hair at the old age of D&C 850.
And the British high society nut has stolen my iconic blue safire gem of Israel for just $5000, even though it's worth $100,000. Involving a plot about the two old grey haired ladies of Judah and Ephraim at the NYT and WAPO.
Complete with an establishing curb shot of my iconic mint condition 58 CORVETTE from Bonney Lake, Washington.
"You're getting younger!" Says the newspaper man Tim.
As yours truly, God's shining knight in armor, puts on the armor of God described in the 2BC, in preparation for what is at the door.
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Wherein he starts out looking like Bernie Sanders with better hair at the old age of D&C 850.
And the British high society nut has stolen my iconic blue safire gem of Israel for just $5000, even though it's worth $100,000. Involving a plot about the two old grey haired ladies of Judah and Ephraim at the NYT and WAPO.
Complete with an establishing curb shot of my iconic mint condition 58 CORVETTE from Bonney Lake, Washington.
"You're getting younger!" Says the newspaper man Tim.
As yours truly, God's shining knight in armor, puts on the armor of God described in the 2BC, in preparation for what is at the door.
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THE REPLACEMENT LOOKERS
Uncle Greg gets a job as some night blogger watchmen in the one about the physical transfiguration; E.12, S.3, MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, 1965.
Wherein he starts out looking like Bernie Sanders with more hair at the age of D&C 850.
And the British high society nut has stolen my iconic blue safire gem of Israel for just $5000, even though it's worth $100,000. Involving a plot about the two old grey haired ladies of Judah and Ephraim at the NYT and WAPO.
Complete with an establishing shot of my iconic of mint condition 58 CORVETTE from Bonney Lake, Washington.
"You're getting younger!" Says the newspaper man Tim.
As yours truly, God's shining knight in armor, puts on the armor of God described in the 2BC, in preporation for what is at the door.
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Wherein he starts out looking like Bernie Sanders with more hair at the age of D&C 850.
And the British high society nut has stolen my iconic blue safire gem of Israel for just $5000, even though it's worth $100,000. Involving a plot about the two old grey haired ladies of Judah and Ephraim at the NYT and WAPO.
Complete with an establishing shot of my iconic of mint condition 58 CORVETTE from Bonney Lake, Washington.
"You're getting younger!" Says the newspaper man Tim.
As yours truly, God's shining knight in armor, puts on the armor of God described in the 2BC, in preporation for what is at the door.
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Monday, February 17, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ENDINGS
The first ending to the 62nd DAYTONA 500 ended after 20 laps for a prophetic victory of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 20/20 VIVA LAS VEGAS.
The number 500 being a traditional civil war of Israel number. Wherein 500k were killed in the war between Judah and Ephraim in the Bible.
"Looks like it's New York and California V America." Tod Herman
The second ending on Presidents Day saw no.6 get replaced at the end by Ryan Newman's no.11.
In confirmation of the 6.2 signs and wonders that surrounded THE BREAKUP prophecy in Chicago; which also has two endings.
The second one happening at LINCOLN PARK.
The second one happening at LINCOLN PARK.
Ergo the 62nd GREAT AMERICAN RACE in Day/tona, Florida was broken up into two races for a 1260 days theme about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVVVVV your engines, chapter 11.
The number 500 being a traditional civil war of Israel number. Wherein 500k were killed in the war between Judah and Ephraim in the Bible.
"Looks like it's New York and California V America." Tod Herman
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Israel went to war against Judah over the vexacious issues of taxation, regulation, and litigation; i.e. liberty V tyranny.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Israel went to war against Judah over the vexacious issues of taxation, regulation, and litigation; i.e. liberty V tyranny.
Sunday, February 16, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ODDS
The Jewish Mark Zuckerberg was in Germany asking the G7 governments for more speech laws at the same time COAST TO COAST was interviewing the Jewish Dean Reuter, coauthor of THE HIDDEN NAZI.
Which is ultimately about how the first beast's head was wounded in REVELATION 13.
And then it was miraculously healed by the Jewish New York socialist President FDR.
Flash forward to 2020 in FORD V FERRARI meets ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Think INGLORIOUS BASTERDS meets THE DIRTY DOZEN.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: The remote control unit in 1997's THE JACKAL was years ahead of today's remote control assassin drones; thematically speaking.
SIDEBAR NOTES: Most of those former government DOJ employees who want Barr to resign are Jewish of course of course.
Talk about rocket scientists.
Which is ultimately about how the first beast's head was wounded in REVELATION 13.
And then it was miraculously healed by the Jewish New York socialist President FDR.
Flash forward to 2020 in FORD V FERRARI meets ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Think INGLORIOUS BASTERDS meets THE DIRTY DOZEN.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: The remote control unit in 1997's THE JACKAL was years ahead of today's remote control assassin drones; thematically speaking.
SIDEBAR NOTES: Most of those former government DOJ employees who want Barr to resign are Jewish of course of course.
Talk about rocket scientists.
Saturday, February 15, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT RACES
"We only have 90 days..." Matt Damon
FORD V FERRARI is an inspired prophetic allegory of the traditional competition between fascism and socialism.
Which we will be watching re-play itself out again in the 2020 [VIVA LAS VEGAS] race between those two vintage 1960s era Jewish politicians from the east coast; namely Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg.
Imagine it's 1966 all over again, and all of the fast green cars are being designed and built by TESLA.
And there is a new heated race happening to see who can build the first rocket to the moon, again.
Talk about old 1960s tv reruns.
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PS WOODY NORRIS: There is a Divine reason why you and VIRGIN's futurist founder Richard Branson look so much alike.
And both Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are so strange and surreal looking; like two creepy other-worldly characters in some 1950s SI-FI movie.
FORD V FERRARI is an inspired prophetic allegory of the traditional competition between fascism and socialism.
Which we will be watching re-play itself out again in the 2020 [VIVA LAS VEGAS] race between those two vintage 1960s era Jewish politicians from the east coast; namely Bernie Sanders and Michael Bloomberg.
Imagine it's 1966 all over again, and all of the fast green cars are being designed and built by TESLA.
And there is a new heated race happening to see who can build the first rocket to the moon, again.
Talk about old 1960s tv reruns.
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PS WOODY NORRIS: There is a Divine reason why you and VIRGIN's futurist founder Richard Branson look so much alike.
And both Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are so strange and surreal looking; like two creepy other-worldly characters in some 1950s SI-FI movie.
Friday, February 14, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT VOICES
Yesterday at 4:15 pm, the friendly young voice of Mary told me, "There you go."
So today I went down to the historic EDMONDS THEATER at no. 415 and sat down on a bench across the street; where LITTLE WOMEN was playing.
Then a young woman ran by in a panic pounding on every door; looking for a breathing device.
As the sound of wailing sirens came down the street and stopped in front of the French named CHANTRELLE mushroom restaurant.
Where someone inside was lying on the floor next to their sidewalk picture window cafe table.
Judging by the look on the responders' faces, it didn't look like the customer made it.
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So today I went down to the historic EDMONDS THEATER at no. 415 and sat down on a bench across the street; where LITTLE WOMEN was playing.
Then a young woman ran by in a panic pounding on every door; looking for a breathing device.
As the sound of wailing sirens came down the street and stopped in front of the French named CHANTRELLE mushroom restaurant.
Where someone inside was lying on the floor next to their sidewalk picture window cafe table.
Judging by the look on the responders' faces, it didn't look like the customer made it.
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Thursday, February 13, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT EXPATRIOTS
If Nancy Pelosi and Brad Pitt represent today's real home town American patriots, then the rest of us must be the real expat/riots by now; living somewhere else far far away in some self imposed exile.
Meanwhile, Dr Evil just bought that huge mansion in the HANNIBAL sequel for a look alike confirmation of the same one co-starring me in BEING THERE.
The two where yours truly ends up walking on water in the end at Frogmore Manor in England.
Talk about sloppy seconds.
Think Charlize Theron meets Angelina Jolie.
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EIFF NOTES: I checked out Edmond's fabulous Art Deco era 700 seat rental theater today for the international premier of THE FRENCH DISPATCH.
The best picture award will actually be a framed picture of all the winning filmmakers gathered around my bronze 85 DC sculpture called VISION, of course of course.
Meanwhile, Dr Evil just bought that huge mansion in the HANNIBAL sequel for a look alike confirmation of the same one co-starring me in BEING THERE.
The two where yours truly ends up walking on water in the end at Frogmore Manor in England.
Talk about sloppy seconds.
Think Charlize Theron meets Angelina Jolie.
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EIFF NOTES: I checked out Edmond's fabulous Art Deco era 700 seat rental theater today for the international premier of THE FRENCH DISPATCH.
The best picture award will actually be a framed picture of all the winning filmmakers gathered around my bronze 85 DC sculpture called VISION, of course of course.
Wednesday, February 12, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DISPATCHERS
They just released Mr [West] Anderson's new movie trailer for an amazing reverse publicity tour in 2020 of EDMONDS INTERNATUONAL FILM FESTIVAL debut at SPOTIGHT.
Think the EDMONDS BEACON meets THE STRANGER.
Now that everything Princess Harry and his American husband Megan are up to these days is a reverse mirror reflection of me getting it on up in funky town, 2020.
Talk about role playing.
Where every other dude on the street is either an Anderson, or a Johansson, or a Reagan Democrat type straight white Lebowski.
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PS BRAD PITT: "You sound so much like them it's scary!" DEAD CALM
Think the EDMONDS BEACON meets THE STRANGER.
Now that everything Princess Harry and his American husband Megan are up to these days is a reverse mirror reflection of me getting it on up in funky town, 2020.
Talk about role playing.
Where every other dude on the street is either an Anderson, or a Johansson, or a Reagan Democrat type straight white Lebowski.
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PS BRAD PITT: "You sound so much like them it's scary!" DEAD CALM
Tuesday, February 11, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PARTS
Turns out my Mel Gibson dream about someone kicking the bucket on Monday was a multilayered metaphor for the party of St. Peter The Butt Fucker homogaysexual from South Bend, Indiana.
As was just reversed confirmed by Indiana Jones himself describing PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP as some kind of a bad actor in THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI; slash writer; director; co-producer, yada yada.
Don't press your luck dude. Even Johnny Depp is now angling for the part.
Now that Brad Pitt has apparent dropped out of the picture.
So many scripts, so little time.
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PS MS PAGE: After my James Bond 007 [THUNDER BALL] dream about scuba diving around with you in Edmonds, Washington, I went down there and deliberately walking by that divers joint.
Where Gisele Bundchen's own black GT was parked right there at the curb.
How'd you like to give me a hand with that bitch once in awhile?
"I can't do it all by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
As was just reversed confirmed by Indiana Jones himself describing PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP as some kind of a bad actor in THAT SON OF A BITCH LEBOWSKI; slash writer; director; co-producer, yada yada.
Don't press your luck dude. Even Johnny Depp is now angling for the part.
Now that Brad Pitt has apparent dropped out of the picture.
So many scripts, so little time.
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PS MS PAGE: After my James Bond 007 [THUNDER BALL] dream about scuba diving around with you in Edmonds, Washington, I went down there and deliberately walking by that divers joint.
Where Gisele Bundchen's own black GT was parked right there at the curb.
How'd you like to give me a hand with that bitch once in awhile?
"I can't do it all by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Monday, February 10, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT NO NOS
Everywhere I went inside TRADER JOES today, somebody was saying "no" to someone else; sometimes seriously, sometimes tongue in cheek.
In confirmation of Miley Cyrus' recent "..no no no no no ..." voice practice video on INSTAGRAM.
For example, their gay checkout guy exclaimed "NO!" to some other employee as I walked up to buy a bottle of their fabulous spring water.
Even the same dude who I saw last summer suffering from a demonic spirit that was bothering him in the produce section.
Ergo, "For did not I cast out of my maidservant Mary seven of those spirits which had entered her [dirty vagina] when she did become rebellious against My word?"
2BC 177: 11.
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In confirmation of Miley Cyrus' recent "..no no no no no ..." voice practice video on INSTAGRAM.
For example, their gay checkout guy exclaimed "NO!" to some other employee as I walked up to buy a bottle of their fabulous spring water.
Even the same dude who I saw last summer suffering from a demonic spirit that was bothering him in the produce section.
Ergo, "For did not I cast out of my maidservant Mary seven of those spirits which had entered her [dirty vagina] when she did become rebellious against My word?"
2BC 177: 11.
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Sunday, February 9, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT FUCK ITS
"You don't know what you're missing..." My secretary Alison Roth in MULHOLLAND DRIVER; on the 666 IPHONE with yours truly at some low rent downtown LA joint in funky up-town Edmonds, Washington.
Whereass, on the eve of today's fantastic OSCARS I had a srange VANILLA SKY icecream dream about me knocking up the 5' 1" Ellen Page in JUNO; and her girlfriend too, of all people.
And I didn't ever know that the sloppy seconds one I fucked was her taller blond sister wife until I googled her images.
Oh yeah, "I'd hit that shit in a heartbeat." Howard Stern
Later in the dream, we went to some little boy's upgraded gourmet [CHUCKY CHEEZE] franchise pizza birthday party scene.
Wherein Ellen's girlfriend came up to me and asked if it would be OK if we three can get together a fuck every once in awhile.
Works for me.
Obviously, the answer was yes.
Friends with benefits, and all that.
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PS AUNT JUDY: They now have a nice selection of smaller yound virgin Easter lamb rib roasts at TRADER JOES.
Ergo my favorite place to eat during the SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL in 1986 was ADOLFS.
Think BLOOD SIMPLE meets SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
Saturday, February 8, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT OSCARS
The place where they hold the OSCARS has changed it's name some many times that I had to be sure and check my Google map after I read DOBLY THEATER.
Just as I expected, it was just over and down two blocks from where I had a flash camera vision of the yellow kayak man from Edmonds, Washington parking his old silver pickup truck.
Right there where Hugh Grant himself got busted for improperly seeking after strange flesh blow jobs.
While at the same time that he was living with Elizabeth Hurley, even though they were not properly married.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Your new voice sounds more like Judy Garland than Janis Joplin.
And that's a good thing I guess.
How about you get knocked by me in THE SOUND OF MUSIC movie about the superior white race in Epinal, France?
Of course, we could shoot the whole [White River glacier melting ice] thing in the white trash Swiss Alps setting in easter Pierce County.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Probably Mayor Peter Relf looks exactly like Mr. Bean in the WILL & GRACE tv series for a prophetic reason.
Ergo, were're gonna need at least a billion dollars in free funny money publicity to make your next PG RATED family comedy for only a million.
PS NANCY PELOSI: Why so serious?
For Jesus sakes, how old are you by now?
Can't we and you have something to look better for in the upcoming physical transfiguration months in May?
Just as I expected, it was just over and down two blocks from where I had a flash camera vision of the yellow kayak man from Edmonds, Washington parking his old silver pickup truck.
Right there where Hugh Grant himself got busted for improperly seeking after strange flesh blow jobs.
While at the same time that he was living with Elizabeth Hurley, even though they were not properly married.
Gregory Scott Relf's TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MILEY CYRUS: Your new voice sounds more like Judy Garland than Janis Joplin.
And that's a good thing I guess.
How about you get knocked by me in THE SOUND OF MUSIC movie about the superior white race in Epinal, France?
Of course, we could shoot the whole [White River glacier melting ice] thing in the white trash Swiss Alps setting in easter Pierce County.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Probably Mayor Peter Relf looks exactly like Mr. Bean in the WILL & GRACE tv series for a prophetic reason.
Ergo, were're gonna need at least a billion dollars in free funny money publicity to make your next PG RATED family comedy for only a million.
PS NANCY PELOSI: Why so serious?
For Jesus sakes, how old are you by now?
Can't we and you have something to look better for in the upcoming physical transfiguration months in May?
Friday, February 7, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MAKEUP ARTISTS
Checking out at TRADER JOES today with a 69 cent 3lb sack of Idaho potatoes, I heard a sexy voice at the next checkout say, "Be careful, I bite!.. And I also kick!"
So I looked up and over and saw one of the finest ass 31ish Miley Cyrus look alikes that I have seen in quite some time; wearing some grey "QUEEN OF EVERTHING" top.
It topped off by one of those clear BAND/AID brand bandages on her chin meant to cover up some kind of a spousal abuse bruise; CASA BLANCA style.
Did daddy hit mama?
Or did she just sleep walk into the master bedroom bathroom door jam... Nancy, France style.
Whatever, all is well that ends well.
"What now my love, now that it's over?"
Crazy in the head, great in bed, yada yada.
"Call me at your house right now." LOST HIGHWAY; circa 801 310 8543.
The one about Granny Bonnie [Lake] warning everybody that something bad is about to happening in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
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So I looked up and over and saw one of the finest ass 31ish Miley Cyrus look alikes that I have seen in quite some time; wearing some grey "QUEEN OF EVERTHING" top.
It topped off by one of those clear BAND/AID brand bandages on her chin meant to cover up some kind of a spousal abuse bruise; CASA BLANCA style.
Did daddy hit mama?
Or did she just sleep walk into the master bedroom bathroom door jam... Nancy, France style.
Whatever, all is well that ends well.
"What now my love, now that it's over?"
Crazy in the head, great in bed, yada yada.
"Call me at your house right now." LOST HIGHWAY; circa 801 310 8543.
The one about Granny Bonnie [Lake] warning everybody that something bad is about to happening in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
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THE REPLACEMENT LADIES IN WAITING
Last night at 11:13 pm, I was almost started to death by a flash vision of a young boy walking into my bedroom who looked like that white doll in Kate Holmes' Victoria, BC movie sequel.
God I hope it plays at the Local AMC 16, and it's not too long.
"CHUCKY GETS LUCKY was the best one by far." Charlie Sheen.
Noting the trailer's final homage to yours truly in the HANIBAL follow up filmed in Florence, Italy.
Have not seen the one about me losing my mind up in funky town yet, entitled THE FATHER.
But I've seen the previews.
A pretty strong homage to THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING me, if I might say so myself.
Since no one out there right now is even brave enough to openly wisper my name in polite mormon high society, circa 2BC 177, etc.
"Get the fuck out of here!" Kenny Kemp quoting Eddy Murphy in 1984's BEVERLY HILLS COP, circa 1989.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: "Where have you been?.. We have been waiting down here forever to shoot your scene..."
Burt Renolds, role playing yours truly at the LOVE ISRAEL hippie sex cult communist commune in Arlington, Washington, 1969 meets Vermont, Berlin at the same time.
"I was upstairs washing my pussy..." says the divine Ms Chocolate Love lady.
"That's my wife who he's fucking..."
BOOGIE NIGHTS meets WHEN WILL I BE LOVED
POLITICO NOTES: This weekend promises to be all about the prophetic original movie aspects in WEEKEND AT BERNIES meets JAWS.
God I hope it plays at the Local AMC 16, and it's not too long.
"CHUCKY GETS LUCKY was the best one by far." Charlie Sheen.
Noting the trailer's final homage to yours truly in the HANIBAL follow up filmed in Florence, Italy.
Have not seen the one about me losing my mind up in funky town yet, entitled THE FATHER.
But I've seen the previews.
A pretty strong homage to THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING me, if I might say so myself.
Since no one out there right now is even brave enough to openly wisper my name in polite mormon high society, circa 2BC 177, etc.
"Get the fuck out of here!" Kenny Kemp quoting Eddy Murphy in 1984's BEVERLY HILLS COP, circa 1989.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: "Where have you been?.. We have been waiting down here forever to shoot your scene..."
Burt Renolds, role playing yours truly at the LOVE ISRAEL hippie sex cult communist commune in Arlington, Washington, 1969 meets Vermont, Berlin at the same time.
"I was upstairs washing my pussy..." says the divine Ms Chocolate Love lady.
"That's my wife who he's fucking..."
BOOGIE NIGHTS meets WHEN WILL I BE LOVED
POLITICO NOTES: This weekend promises to be all about the prophetic original movie aspects in WEEKEND AT BERNIES meets JAWS.
Thursday, February 6, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MITT ROMNEYS
Kirk Douglas got to live to be 103 because sometimes it says in the 2BC that Judah is more faithfull than Ephraim; simply because guys like him remember their Israelitish roots.
And the vast majority of the white [trailer] trash mormon Ephraimite dime millionaires couldn't give a shit, one way or the other.
Think Prince Harry hooks up with some cheap tv news show star from middle of the road America.
Hello Bud Harkom of Lehi, Utah.
Racism works both ways.
Steel sharpens steel.
"Whitie needs to show blackie how to do it." Charles Manson in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD
Oh yeah, the lost ten tribes of Israel are now living in underground caves in Death Valley, California.
As early quoted in TWO AND A HALF MEN by Charlie Sheen; just for the shits and giggles and tv ratings.
Don't laugh, his own Catholic [uncle Martin] Latino father is a die hard pro life supporter of Bernie Sanders' Nazi medicine abortion plans to purify the white blood race.
Exactly like Michael Moore and or Mitt Romney are doing right now with their latest fake news reports on FOX.
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PS NYT: You treat me like a legitimate human being in all 106 episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, I treat you like a legit newspaper reporter.
What goes around comes around.
And the vast majority of the white [trailer] trash mormon Ephraimite dime millionaires couldn't give a shit, one way or the other.
Think Prince Harry hooks up with some cheap tv news show star from middle of the road America.
Hello Bud Harkom of Lehi, Utah.
Racism works both ways.
Steel sharpens steel.
"Whitie needs to show blackie how to do it." Charles Manson in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD
Oh yeah, the lost ten tribes of Israel are now living in underground caves in Death Valley, California.
As early quoted in TWO AND A HALF MEN by Charlie Sheen; just for the shits and giggles and tv ratings.
Don't laugh, his own Catholic [uncle Martin] Latino father is a die hard pro life supporter of Bernie Sanders' Nazi medicine abortion plans to purify the white blood race.
Exactly like Michael Moore and or Mitt Romney are doing right now with their latest fake news reports on FOX.
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PS NYT: You treat me like a legitimate human being in all 106 episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, I treat you like a legit newspaper reporter.
What goes around comes around.
Wednesday, February 5, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT TIMES & DATES
That whole speed dial dating blind date thing on the late 1990s Internet lasted for about only 42 months for a special purpose.
Ergo, the 70 weeks of sudden cut offs in DANIEL 9 hooks up directly with the 42 months prophecy about the flaky antichrist Jews in REVELATION 11, circa 2020.
Can I get a witness?
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NUMBERS NOTES: The DOW doubled down on me Wednesday with a 29290.85 finish.
"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy like me." Those two Jewish Marxist brothers in DUCK SOUP.
"You're a funny guy Jay." David Lynch to Jay Leno, back in the days.
PS MEL GIBSON: Last night at 3:23, you told me in a dream that someone I might know about is going to kick the bucket on Monday, 2.10.
Later, a car bearing '...323' plates passed me right as I walked up to the 196 bus stop off 80th.
Followed by a second car right on it's ass bearing '...324' plates.
PS ROB REINER: Why so serious?
Ergo, the 70 weeks of sudden cut offs in DANIEL 9 hooks up directly with the 42 months prophecy about the flaky antichrist Jews in REVELATION 11, circa 2020.
Can I get a witness?
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NUMBERS NOTES: The DOW doubled down on me Wednesday with a 29290.85 finish.
"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy like me." Those two Jewish Marxist brothers in DUCK SOUP.
"You're a funny guy Jay." David Lynch to Jay Leno, back in the days.
PS MEL GIBSON: Last night at 3:23, you told me in a dream that someone I might know about is going to kick the bucket on Monday, 2.10.
Later, a car bearing '...323' plates passed me right as I walked up to the 196 bus stop off 80th.
Followed by a second car right on it's ass bearing '...324' plates.
PS ROB REINER: Why so serious?
THE REPLACEMENT IPHONE UPDATES
Think I'll stick for now with my original impressions.
Don't forget that when I was vaccuming the dust out of my hairy brown Utah ski resort teddy bear in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, Micheal said simply "February".
Flash forward to USA TODAY's take on the impeachment vote in the upper house.
"Would anyone like another slice?" Dr Frankenfurter.
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PS ROB RHEINER: Boy oh boy do I have a great 20 page modern LA TEMPLER vampire movie treatment with your name on it.
Union scale with double per diem of course, for all of the little people who work for you like slaves below the line.
"Every movie star in Hollywood wants the part..." Justin Paul Theroux in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets INLAND EMPIRE.
Don't forget that when I was vaccuming the dust out of my hairy brown Utah ski resort teddy bear in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, Micheal said simply "February".
Flash forward to USA TODAY's take on the impeachment vote in the upper house.
"Would anyone like another slice?" Dr Frankenfurter.
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PS ROB RHEINER: Boy oh boy do I have a great 20 page modern LA TEMPLER vampire movie treatment with your name on it.
Union scale with double per diem of course, for all of the little people who work for you like slaves below the line.
"Every movie star in Hollywood wants the part..." Justin Paul Theroux in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets INLAND EMPIRE.
Tuesday, February 4, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT 1930s MOVIE STARS OF YESTERDAY'S USA TODAY
Bernie Sanders shows up in the 1260 days prophecy BOOGIE NIGHTS with his new cast of younger milliennial porn starts as a 2020 prophecy.
Proclaiming to be the kind of new market socialist from San Francisco who only wants everybody to make a dollar and a penny, and give the rest of it to the government.
Naturally, Burt Rey is rather dubious at first.
But in the end we find him making billions from an amazon.com home delivery warehouse fulfillment mail order XXX videos streaming on line at PRIME.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Per the factual reality that skinny guys in their 20s are at the high of their sexual performances.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
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STATE OF THE UNION NOTES: www.thegatewaypundit.com broke the news about the [29ish] Seth Rich assassination tonight because the older guys at WAPO just don't have those kind of hard news balls anymore.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
PS CNN: There is a timely reason why your ugly Jew pig face boss looks kind of like Harvey Weinstein.
NEXT UP NOTES: Episode 7, season 3, MY FAVO MARTIAN.
The one about that little sweet and sour dish book in REVELATION 10.
"Tastes like chichen."
Proclaiming to be the kind of new market socialist from San Francisco who only wants everybody to make a dollar and a penny, and give the rest of it to the government.
Naturally, Burt Rey is rather dubious at first.
But in the end we find him making billions from an amazon.com home delivery warehouse fulfillment mail order XXX videos streaming on line at PRIME.
Hope I didn't leave anything out.
Per the factual reality that skinny guys in their 20s are at the high of their sexual performances.
"And I don't care who knows it." AUSTIN POWERS: 3
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STATE OF THE UNION NOTES: www.thegatewaypundit.com broke the news about the [29ish] Seth Rich assassination tonight because the older guys at WAPO just don't have those kind of hard news balls anymore.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
PS CNN: There is a timely reason why your ugly Jew pig face boss looks kind of like Harvey Weinstein.
NEXT UP NOTES: Episode 7, season 3, MY FAVO MARTIAN.
The one about that little sweet and sour dish book in REVELATION 10.
"Tastes like chichen."
THE REPLACEMENT HOSTS OF ISRAEL
According to the two witnesses prophecy in 2 NEPHI 8, after those two bulls are caught in a net, the sons and daughters of Zion are going to have to step up to the plate and start acting more like them two.
Per all of those [melting ice climate change] revelations given to the lost Israel prophets in DC 133.
Wherein He laments that his own beloved church leaders are not more like PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; much less the one strong and mighty in DC 85 and REVELATION 19.
Hello girlfriend... ITS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!
"I suddenly woke up as if in a dream." Paraphrasing CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS, your typical film festival movie trailer.
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PS JULIA: Hey bitch, Kansas City rhymes with Witchita, Kansas.
You fuck the bull, you get the horns.
You of all people should know that by now.
PS WOODY: In my dream about Rush Limbaugh having cancer, it was because all of the luke warm Mormons with grey area temple hairs are going to get spewed out of His mouth.
Yeah, God is no respecter of jackasses, rich or poor, high or low.
Most everybody is an equal unrepentant idiot in His eyes.
Yours truly and Mark Levin being the rare exceptions that prove the rule.
PS SCARLET JOHANSSON: In all of my never ending [VANILLA SKY] nightmare visions last night, you were serving warm soft drinks to all of my girlfriends with no ice; probably because the power was out.
Per all of those [melting ice climate change] revelations given to the lost Israel prophets in DC 133.
Wherein He laments that his own beloved church leaders are not more like PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; much less the one strong and mighty in DC 85 and REVELATION 19.
Hello girlfriend... ITS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!
"I suddenly woke up as if in a dream." Paraphrasing CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS, your typical film festival movie trailer.
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PS JULIA: Hey bitch, Kansas City rhymes with Witchita, Kansas.
You fuck the bull, you get the horns.
You of all people should know that by now.
PS WOODY: In my dream about Rush Limbaugh having cancer, it was because all of the luke warm Mormons with grey area temple hairs are going to get spewed out of His mouth.
Yeah, God is no respecter of jackasses, rich or poor, high or low.
Most everybody is an equal unrepentant idiot in His eyes.
Yours truly and Mark Levin being the rare exceptions that prove the rule.
PS SCARLET JOHANSSON: In all of my never ending [VANILLA SKY] nightmare visions last night, you were serving warm soft drinks to all of my girlfriends with no ice; probably because the power was out.
Monday, February 3, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BLACKJACK DEALERS
About a month ago I dreamed that Rush Limbaugh had cancer.
Whereas in the 2BC, Jesus says that the life of man is 70 years.
And anymore years than that is a bonus for good behavior.
Therefore, last night at 9:21 pm, Michael told me with a wink and a smile in his voice, "Let's start heating things up!"
And the first thing that came to mind was my brother Peter was born on 9.21.
"For every action, there is a reaction." Larry David, HBO, 2020
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Whereas in the 2BC, Jesus says that the life of man is 70 years.
And anymore years than that is a bonus for good behavior.
Therefore, last night at 9:21 pm, Michael told me with a wink and a smile in his voice, "Let's start heating things up!"
And the first thing that came to mind was my brother Peter was born on 9.21.
"For every action, there is a reaction." Larry David, HBO, 2020
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THE REPLACEMENT WHEELER DEALERS
Jesus gave Adam Sandler a new 4 film deal miracle on NETFLIX because the man has so courageously followed His word in 2BC: 118; even more than my own mormon family members in Sandy, Utah.
Could the dude play a great stoner sex cult guru in THE OTHER LEWBOWSKI?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the Pope Jewish?
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PS SHIRLEY TEMPLE: Apparently the only way to communicate in complete privacy these days is by sending a hand written letter on linen paper to my secret street address at:
Gregory S Relf
7919 194th PL SW
Edmonds WA 98026-6247
See every feverish romance era period-film movie trailer ever made co-starring Emma Watson, Keira Knightley and or Carey Mulligan.
"I'm in such a state!" BARRY LYNDON
Could the dude play a great stoner sex cult guru in THE OTHER LEWBOWSKI?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Is the Pope Jewish?
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PS SHIRLEY TEMPLE: Apparently the only way to communicate in complete privacy these days is by sending a hand written letter on linen paper to my secret street address at:
Gregory S Relf
7919 194th PL SW
Edmonds WA 98026-6247
See every feverish romance era period-film movie trailer ever made co-starring Emma Watson, Keira Knightley and or Carey Mulligan.
"I'm in such a state!" BARRY LYNDON
Sunday, February 2, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BALLERS
Al Pacino fell down, rather dramatically, on the red carpet in London on the same day that a certain woman fell off of a 15' cliff below the 7 HOLLYWOOD HILLS sign in REVELATION 17.
They don't call it THE CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS for nothing.
It all happening on SUPERBOWL 54 of course of course.
Where those two antichrist celebrities of color refused to stand up for the America flag.
No wonder, "I'm completely done with the NFL." Bud Harkom, Vietnam War vet, formerly of Edomonds, Washington.
Now retired and living like a king in Lehi, Utah.
And that stereotypical looking neo con Jew switched parties in confirmation of my backstabbing Judas posting.
The one who looks like your typical 1960s Hollywood casting Jew in ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Oh yeah, "Bernie Sanders is a communist." Mr. Big on some white Irish guy's Sunday FOX talk show.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More American style fascism, less French al a mode socialism.
Whereas in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, Ephraim will no longer be jealous of Judah; and Judah will no longer vex Ephraim.
For Christ's sake, of all people, you should be a lot smarter and more up to date by now than your average bear.
You personally being half Joseph and half Judah.
HIS/STORY NOTE: America lost the Vietnam War because of USA TODAY's Jews who still refuse to admit that the DNC's emails were given to WIKILEAKS by Seth Rich, and not Donald Trump.
They don't call it THE CITY OF FALLEN ANGELS for nothing.
It all happening on SUPERBOWL 54 of course of course.
Where those two antichrist celebrities of color refused to stand up for the America flag.
No wonder, "I'm completely done with the NFL." Bud Harkom, Vietnam War vet, formerly of Edomonds, Washington.
Now retired and living like a king in Lehi, Utah.
And that stereotypical looking neo con Jew switched parties in confirmation of my backstabbing Judas posting.
The one who looks like your typical 1960s Hollywood casting Jew in ITS A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Oh yeah, "Bernie Sanders is a communist." Mr. Big on some white Irish guy's Sunday FOX talk show.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More American style fascism, less French al a mode socialism.
Whereas in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO, Ephraim will no longer be jealous of Judah; and Judah will no longer vex Ephraim.
For Christ's sake, of all people, you should be a lot smarter and more up to date by now than your average bear.
You personally being half Joseph and half Judah.
HIS/STORY NOTE: America lost the Vietnam War because of USA TODAY's Jews who still refuse to admit that the DNC's emails were given to WIKILEAKS by Seth Rich, and not Donald Trump.
THE GOLDEN GIRL REPLACEMENTS
That 4.4 happened outside of Toms Place, California because Tom Cruise's ex wife wants to become the first replacement wife to the French wife of my youth in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets STEALING BEAUTY.
Mind you, this is the place east of California's famous golden trout highland alpine lakes fly fishing paradise.
Goes well with any white Burgundy from California in the $35+ range.
Any pinot gris from EU France, more in the $70+ range.
Too many taxes and regulations I guess.
Ergo, "You're such a [wine] snob..." Chris Wright to Greg Relf at Stawberry Reservoir in Utah, circa 1974.
Guilty as charged!!... 1973.
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PS KIT WINN: That 2.6 at Joy Lake was for you my brother.
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY...
PS BRUCE TROXELL: You are now living in low rent, European white trash, Pierce County, Tacoma, Washington because Bishop David Wagner himself is still trucking around funky town in an older black beat up midsize TACOMA pickup truck.
Can I get a witness?
Hello Bud Harkom.
CNN NEWS NOTES: Mr. Lemon looks too much like that smooth talking light skinned negro who betrayed me in KING OF NEW YORK.
Mind you, this is the place east of California's famous golden trout highland alpine lakes fly fishing paradise.
Goes well with any white Burgundy from California in the $35+ range.
Any pinot gris from EU France, more in the $70+ range.
Too many taxes and regulations I guess.
Ergo, "You're such a [wine] snob..." Chris Wright to Greg Relf at Stawberry Reservoir in Utah, circa 1974.
Guilty as charged!!... 1973.
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PS KIT WINN: That 2.6 at Joy Lake was for you my brother.
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY...
PS BRUCE TROXELL: You are now living in low rent, European white trash, Pierce County, Tacoma, Washington because Bishop David Wagner himself is still trucking around funky town in an older black beat up midsize TACOMA pickup truck.
Can I get a witness?
Hello Bud Harkom.
CNN NEWS NOTES: Mr. Lemon looks too much like that smooth talking light skinned negro who betrayed me in KING OF NEW YORK.
Saturday, February 1, 2020
MY SECRET REPLACENT LOVERS PLAN
God's secret VIP Jew from Utah first appears at the jet setters' airport in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN when we see uncle Steve Martin's crazy three Nephites guy in THE THREE AMIGOS.
The one about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP building a wall on the Mexicano borderline.
Of course, it's also the one about the "horsey" WHITE HORSE PROPHECY happening in 2020.
Even the one about Senator Romney swearing in the fake news actor to support and protect the US Constitution.
Whereas those never ending REVELATION 16 earthquakes down in Puerto Rico are meant to encourage the darkies to stop giving the whities such a bad time.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS EDMONDS BEACON: Fair warning, I already have two big screen venues in place for THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.
You want white nationalism?
I'll call your bet and give it to you in spades.
Think BLUES BROTHERS: TWO meets FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF.
Not to mention LAWERNCE OF ARABIA; the movie trailer.
PS TIMES: Today's headlines about acquiting PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP without any witnesses is why the blood is going to flow like red wine from the press.
Nevermind the fact that we have already heard from 18 witnesses.
Get it?.. "press" rhymes with news press... yada yada.
"Even your puns are getting more intelligent..." says uncle Martin to the simple minded newspaper man named Timmy in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
PS EVERETT: You're still on my ten best 80/20% white protestant places to live in America.
Where it's only a 60 minute drive to my favorite secret highlander trout fishing creeks and beaver pond lakes in Snohomish County.
The one about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP building a wall on the Mexicano borderline.
Of course, it's also the one about the "horsey" WHITE HORSE PROPHECY happening in 2020.
Even the one about Senator Romney swearing in the fake news actor to support and protect the US Constitution.
Whereas those never ending REVELATION 16 earthquakes down in Puerto Rico are meant to encourage the darkies to stop giving the whities such a bad time.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS EDMONDS BEACON: Fair warning, I already have two big screen venues in place for THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL.
You want white nationalism?
I'll call your bet and give it to you in spades.
Think BLUES BROTHERS: TWO meets FERRIS BEULLERS DAY OFF.
Not to mention LAWERNCE OF ARABIA; the movie trailer.
PS TIMES: Today's headlines about acquiting PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP without any witnesses is why the blood is going to flow like red wine from the press.
Nevermind the fact that we have already heard from 18 witnesses.
Get it?.. "press" rhymes with news press... yada yada.
"Even your puns are getting more intelligent..." says uncle Martin to the simple minded newspaper man named Timmy in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
PS EVERETT: You're still on my ten best 80/20% white protestant places to live in America.
Where it's only a 60 minute drive to my favorite secret highlander trout fishing creeks and beaver pond lakes in Snohomish County.
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