THE REPLACEMENT AUTHORITIES

Warning, big traffic jam up ahead on I-5, better take the east side I-405 detour.

Whereas Michael told me in an I-90 accident dream last night that Mitt Romney is a Jew.

Which explains why he has been playing the Jewish Judas to g-d's Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant ever since the half Jews came out with their paranoid Russian conspiracy theories in CONSPIRACY THEORY meets STARDUST MEMORIES.

In confirmation of that ugly old Jewiss from Maine, USA saying that she still wants to talk about it some more.

Oh yeah, "The Jews never stop talking." Adolf Hitler, 1929.

Think blogging, twittering, and re-appearing over and over again on every talk show out there, yada yada.

Not to mention the never ending reruns of all those talky sitcoms like FRIENDS and SEINFELD.

Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER

PS MEL BROOKS: Big fucking secret; the first 40 films in THE EDMONDS INDEPENTENT [SWEDISH] ART FILM FESTIVAL will be written, produced, directed and co-acted by the Jews.
Most of them, but not all of them, being in the same age range as your typical [marred visage] MIRAMAX indie film movie star at SUNDANCE; circa 1993-96.

PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: England leaves the EU today.
Time to take down that EU flag.

PS DR EVIL: Hey girlfriend, God gave you your big stock bonus yesterday in AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMER, because you finally agreed to meet my film festival happening demands.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: There is an amazing SON OF JOHN WAYNE look alike actor out there who is going to jump start your 1980s BYU film shoot career.

PS PETER RELF: See what you get when you dont give me at least half of my late mother's funny money?

Bad shit like that happens for a reason.

Same thing goes for you too Ken Keisler, formerly of Day Island, Tacoma, Washington, Pierce Couty, USA.