Talk about sloppy seconds.
The dirty Jews' yammering for more leftover witnesses was finally cut off on Brexit Friday.
Come on girls, "A little less talk, and a little more action..."
VIVA LAS VEGAS
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Friday, January 31, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT AUTHORITIES
Warning, big traffic jam up ahead on I-5, better take the east side I-405 detour.
Whereas Michael told me in an I-90 accident dream last night that Mitt Romney is a Jew.
Which explains why he has been playing the Jewish Judas to g-d's Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant ever since the half Jews came out with their paranoid Russian conspiracy theories in CONSPIRACY THEORY meets STARDUST MEMORIES.
In confirmation of that ugly old Jewiss from Maine, USA saying that she still wants to talk about it some more.
Oh yeah, "The Jews never stop talking." Adolf Hitler, 1929.
Think blogging, twittering, and re-appearing over and over again on every talk show out there, yada yada.
Not to mention the never ending reruns of all those talky sitcoms like FRIENDS and SEINFELD.
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PS MEL BROOKS: Big fucking secret; the first 40 films in THE EDMONDS INDEPENTENT [SWEDISH] ART FILM FESTIVAL will be written, produced, directed and co-acted by the Jews.
Most of them, but not all of them, being in the same age range as your typical [marred visage] MIRAMAX indie film movie star at SUNDANCE; circa 1993-96.
PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: England leaves the EU today.
Time to take down that EU flag.
PS DR EVIL: Hey girlfriend, God gave you your big stock bonus yesterday in AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMER, because you finally agreed to meet my film festival happening demands.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: There is an amazing SON OF JOHN WAYNE look alike actor out there who is going to jump start your 1980s BYU film shoot career.
PS PETER RELF: See what you get when you dont give me at least half of my late mother's funny money?
Bad shit like that happens for a reason.
Same thing goes for you too Ken Keisler, formerly of Day Island, Tacoma, Washington, Pierce Couty, USA.
Whereas Michael told me in an I-90 accident dream last night that Mitt Romney is a Jew.
Which explains why he has been playing the Jewish Judas to g-d's Jewish BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant ever since the half Jews came out with their paranoid Russian conspiracy theories in CONSPIRACY THEORY meets STARDUST MEMORIES.
In confirmation of that ugly old Jewiss from Maine, USA saying that she still wants to talk about it some more.
Oh yeah, "The Jews never stop talking." Adolf Hitler, 1929.
Think blogging, twittering, and re-appearing over and over again on every talk show out there, yada yada.
Not to mention the never ending reruns of all those talky sitcoms like FRIENDS and SEINFELD.
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PS MEL BROOKS: Big fucking secret; the first 40 films in THE EDMONDS INDEPENTENT [SWEDISH] ART FILM FESTIVAL will be written, produced, directed and co-acted by the Jews.
Most of them, but not all of them, being in the same age range as your typical [marred visage] MIRAMAX indie film movie star at SUNDANCE; circa 1993-96.
PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: England leaves the EU today.
Time to take down that EU flag.
PS DR EVIL: Hey girlfriend, God gave you your big stock bonus yesterday in AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMER, because you finally agreed to meet my film festival happening demands.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: There is an amazing SON OF JOHN WAYNE look alike actor out there who is going to jump start your 1980s BYU film shoot career.
PS PETER RELF: See what you get when you dont give me at least half of my late mother's funny money?
Bad shit like that happens for a reason.
Same thing goes for you too Ken Keisler, formerly of Day Island, Tacoma, Washington, Pierce Couty, USA.
Thursday, January 30, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT EXPERTS
"Paging Dr Freud!" AUSTIN POWERS: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Justices Ginsberg and Roberts are two of the main Jewish talk show reasons why g-d will cause his messianic servant to be reelected again in the 2020 VIVA LAS VEGAS President Elvis prophecy.
Not to mention LEPRECHUAN 3, the Conan Christian O'Brien TNT replacement late night talk chat show prophecy.
Nothing new here, women have always wanted to feel protected and taken care of by older men with money.
Take for example my own French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Who divorced me on a dime and then committed adultery with some older look alike socialist rich dude in Hillsboro, Oregon.
Just because she needed to have a more secure 666 situation in this brief life.
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Justices Ginsberg and Roberts are two of the main Jewish talk show reasons why g-d will cause his messianic servant to be reelected again in the 2020 VIVA LAS VEGAS President Elvis prophecy.
Not to mention LEPRECHUAN 3, the Conan Christian O'Brien TNT replacement late night talk chat show prophecy.
Nothing new here, women have always wanted to feel protected and taken care of by older men with money.
Take for example my own French ex-wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Who divorced me on a dime and then committed adultery with some older look alike socialist rich dude in Hillsboro, Oregon.
Just because she needed to have a more secure 666 situation in this brief life.
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THE SECRET CINEMA REPLACEMENTS
The inaugural EDMONDS INDEPENTENT FILM FESTIVAL will get started by me with only 40 new virgin movies at first.
So many girlfriends, so little time.
Oh yeah, the Jews love a secret.
Think LOST HIGHWAY meets BLUE VELVET.
Don't laugh, once the thing takes off, the AMC 16 up in Wood Town could easily handle another hundred movie premiers in the overthrow.
Run the numbers, 16 daily premier screenings in 7 days is like about a hundred movies.
GREGG'S JAPANESE AUTO ON OLD HIGHWAY 99
PS RICK STEVES: Every respectable international tourist film festival schedule should include a few good documentary movies.
I'll give you that much.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Jesus still wants you to fuck me off and have his blond haired blue eyed race children.
Yeah, whatever.
"If the Spirit tells me to do something, I just do it." Br Dougherty, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2018.
So many girlfriends, so little time.
Oh yeah, the Jews love a secret.
Think LOST HIGHWAY meets BLUE VELVET.
Don't laugh, once the thing takes off, the AMC 16 up in Wood Town could easily handle another hundred movie premiers in the overthrow.
Run the numbers, 16 daily premier screenings in 7 days is like about a hundred movies.
GREGG'S JAPANESE AUTO ON OLD HIGHWAY 99
PS RICK STEVES: Every respectable international tourist film festival schedule should include a few good documentary movies.
I'll give you that much.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Jesus still wants you to fuck me off and have his blond haired blue eyed race children.
Yeah, whatever.
"If the Spirit tells me to do something, I just do it." Br Dougherty, Bonney Lake, Washington, 2018.
Wednesday, January 29, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT VIEWERS ON THE VIEW
Checking to see if my beard needs trimming last night in the mirror, that big brown trout spot on my face jumped out at me.
Then later I watched MY FAVORITE MARTIAN's 6th episode in S.3 where crazy uncle Greg's face is all covered with the same looking dark spots.
The one where I suddenly become the face of the marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 due to an allergenic reaction to taking too many white skinned smart pills.
Too smart by half for my own good I guess.
Half of my brain tied behind my back just to make it fare, and all that shit.
GREGORY'S JAPANESE AUTO
Lynnwood, Washington
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Just to get things started off; yours truly will be the judge, jury and executioner for who gets to screen their little indie film festival movie up in Ed Town, in 2020.
He who pays the fiddler, calls the tunes.
Then later I watched MY FAVORITE MARTIAN's 6th episode in S.3 where crazy uncle Greg's face is all covered with the same looking dark spots.
The one where I suddenly become the face of the marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 due to an allergenic reaction to taking too many white skinned smart pills.
Too smart by half for my own good I guess.
Half of my brain tied behind my back just to make it fare, and all that shit.
GREGORY'S JAPANESE AUTO
Lynnwood, Washington
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Just to get things started off; yours truly will be the judge, jury and executioner for who gets to screen their little indie film festival movie up in Ed Town, in 2020.
He who pays the fiddler, calls the tunes.
THE REPLACEMENT VOTERS
That Jamaican 7.7 on the same day of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's huuge rally south of Seven Mile Beach, New Jersey on Cape May was a May 9 cutting time sign.
Probably because The Garden State is going to vote Reagan Democrat by a barely 50/50+ recount margin in 2020.
Given how popular Howard Stern still is down there to this day.
Even among the blacks.
It being the sandy uncircumsized penis peninsula location of The United States Coast Guard Training Center for Jewish sailors.
"Judah come forth! Be no longer ashamed of thy [superior race] height, for ye that tower above thy brethren have not I your God preserved ye as a nation in this manner?"
"Take up the sword of My word, and make it sharp."
" Divide asunder..."
2BC: 169; 38-40
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007 NOTES: My first real look alike Bond with skinny arms and middle-aged spread appeared in the prophetic 1970s black action movie LIVE AND LET DIE.
The one where the tall half white Jewish negro in DANIEL 9 catches an AMTRAK train up to Washingtion, DC.
"Say it more like Roger Moore!.." LOST IN TRANSLATION; the Japanese director's cut.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: One of my big plans for Edmonds, Washington is to start up an independent art film festival down there that will replace the sold out SUNDANCE film festival at the same time.
Don't know if you know it yet.
But funky Ed Town already has at least 5 big movie screen theater venues in place.
Plus a dozen churches that could easily convert their places of worship into a midweek movie theater happening for a night or two.
"The sky is the limit." THE EDMONDS BEACON
I'm thinking we repay Dr. Evil the same amount that he payed out to Woody Allen for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK for our big splash inaugural film festival premier debut.
Probably because The Garden State is going to vote Reagan Democrat by a barely 50/50+ recount margin in 2020.
Given how popular Howard Stern still is down there to this day.
Even among the blacks.
It being the sandy uncircumsized penis peninsula location of The United States Coast Guard Training Center for Jewish sailors.
"Judah come forth! Be no longer ashamed of thy [superior race] height, for ye that tower above thy brethren have not I your God preserved ye as a nation in this manner?"
"Take up the sword of My word, and make it sharp."
" Divide asunder..."
2BC: 169; 38-40
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007 NOTES: My first real look alike Bond with skinny arms and middle-aged spread appeared in the prophetic 1970s black action movie LIVE AND LET DIE.
The one where the tall half white Jewish negro in DANIEL 9 catches an AMTRAK train up to Washingtion, DC.
"Say it more like Roger Moore!.." LOST IN TRANSLATION; the Japanese director's cut.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: One of my big plans for Edmonds, Washington is to start up an independent art film festival down there that will replace the sold out SUNDANCE film festival at the same time.
Don't know if you know it yet.
But funky Ed Town already has at least 5 big movie screen theater venues in place.
Plus a dozen churches that could easily convert their places of worship into a midweek movie theater happening for a night or two.
"The sky is the limit." THE EDMONDS BEACON
I'm thinking we repay Dr. Evil the same amount that he payed out to Woody Allen for A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK for our big splash inaugural film festival premier debut.
Tuesday, January 28, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT 007S
- That huuge double 7.7 was g-d's own private Idaho 1970s profile confirmation of LIVE AND LET DIE meets SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.
- It was a Jersey coast casino hotel mob warning unto the 666 Jews.
- Always bet on black.
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THE REPLACEMENT CLASSICS
"You're so much like them Rae, it's scarey!" DEAD CALM
DEAD CALM was made in 1988 by the makers of THE ROAD WARRIOR and MAD MAX.
Who casted the movie's Robert Wagner look alike actor for a very specific Natalie Wood contrast to my Marlon Brando figure in MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY.
See that 1962 trailer too if you have the time.
Later known as no.2 to Dr.Evil in all three of the AUSTIN POWERS prophecies.
And I quote, "Bernie Sanders would be good for America, but not for me." Larry David
"The reaction on the left has been psychotic." David Mamet
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PS JENNIE: Kepler's older used high milage redhead VOLVO, without a scratch or dent on it, is a prophetic physical transfiguration testiment to yours truly.
"She may have a lot of mileage on her, but she's still got it." 52 PICK UP.
By the way, "Is it the twelve, or is it the six?" 52 PICK UP
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Today's more tall and stiff necked arrogant Jew indie filmmakers at SUNDANCE are going to accept the 2BC before the more short minded Erick Jaderholm mormon types.
HBO NOTES:
DEAD CALM was made in 1988 by the makers of THE ROAD WARRIOR and MAD MAX.
Who casted the movie's Robert Wagner look alike actor for a very specific Natalie Wood contrast to my Marlon Brando figure in MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY.
See that 1962 trailer too if you have the time.
Later known as no.2 to Dr.Evil in all three of the AUSTIN POWERS prophecies.
And I quote, "Bernie Sanders would be good for America, but not for me." Larry David
"The reaction on the left has been psychotic." David Mamet
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PS JENNIE: Kepler's older used high milage redhead VOLVO, without a scratch or dent on it, is a prophetic physical transfiguration testiment to yours truly.
"She may have a lot of mileage on her, but she's still got it." 52 PICK UP.
By the way, "Is it the twelve, or is it the six?" 52 PICK UP
PS BRUCE TROXEL: Today's more tall and stiff necked arrogant Jew indie filmmakers at SUNDANCE are going to accept the 2BC before the more short minded Erick Jaderholm mormon types.
HBO NOTES:
Monday, January 27, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT EXPATRIOTS
That 1960s style CIA spy plane crashed and burned in confirmation of the Jew infested CIA that is still leaking more unbelievable Ukrainian bullshit to their antichrist never-Jesus relatives at the NYT and FOX NEWS.
"The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler.
Meanwhile, big holocaust memorial happening in Poland, etc.
Because g-d had allowed the original modern era 1930s 666ers to murder some 6,666,666 Jews because of their traditional support for born again smarty pants 666ism.
"You think I'm making this up?" DEAD CALM, the movie trailer.
Bet you won't find that particular tourist video DVD quote at RICK STEVES EUROPE.
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PS BARACK OBAMA: You started today's Hollywood horror movie mess that we are in now.
So now it's time for you to step up to the home plate and finish off what you started.
"The Jews love a secret." Adolf Hitler.
Meanwhile, big holocaust memorial happening in Poland, etc.
Because g-d had allowed the original modern era 1930s 666ers to murder some 6,666,666 Jews because of their traditional support for born again smarty pants 666ism.
"You think I'm making this up?" DEAD CALM, the movie trailer.
Bet you won't find that particular tourist video DVD quote at RICK STEVES EUROPE.
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PS BARACK OBAMA: You started today's Hollywood horror movie mess that we are in now.
So now it's time for you to step up to the home plate and finish off what you started.
THE REPLACEMENT PLUMBERS
Kobe's Ukrainian named SIKORSKI S-76 was flying on the down low in the foggy clouds when it crashed and burned.
The man being originally from 1776 Philidelphia, Pennsilvania.
In confirmation of Ariana Grande's huuge grey cloud maker number on the red state carpet at the GRAMMYS.
Therefore the area's REVELATION 16 earthquake anniversary during the 1260s in Kobe, Japan and Northridge, Califoria on the MLK day Ukrainian impeachment happenings.
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FOGGY BOTTOM NOTES: Hear tell Hillary bolted for the exits even before her latest propaganda news style reel began rolling at SUNDANCE.
Too little time and too important and too many questions; I guess.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Kobe died on your birthday because you admittedly love to eat too much cheap Belgian chocolate.
PS SIENA MILLER: Since they are still not allowing me to buy up the movie rights for cash money on the barrel to HANNIBAL: THE LEFT OVERS.
I'm thinking I just knock out a quick 85 page two-weeks screenplay rip off of STEALING BEAUTY using the same sexy ideas in the meantime.
The man being originally from 1776 Philidelphia, Pennsilvania.
In confirmation of Ariana Grande's huuge grey cloud maker number on the red state carpet at the GRAMMYS.
Therefore the area's REVELATION 16 earthquake anniversary during the 1260s in Kobe, Japan and Northridge, Califoria on the MLK day Ukrainian impeachment happenings.
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FOGGY BOTTOM NOTES: Hear tell Hillary bolted for the exits even before her latest propaganda news style reel began rolling at SUNDANCE.
Too little time and too important and too many questions; I guess.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Kobe died on your birthday because you admittedly love to eat too much cheap Belgian chocolate.
PS SIENA MILLER: Since they are still not allowing me to buy up the movie rights for cash money on the barrel to HANNIBAL: THE LEFT OVERS.
I'm thinking I just knock out a quick 85 page two-weeks screenplay rip off of STEALING BEAUTY using the same sexy ideas in the meantime.
Sunday, January 26, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PRIESTHOOD
No.24's helicopter crashed and burned, Bernie Sanders style, in confirmation of Woody Norris' SLEEPER unicopter made in 2020 Las Vegas.
Dare we think that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to get 24% of the black action in 2020?
Whatever, the 90% copper GRAMMYS award does look like Woody's weather change invention in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, 1964.
For example, 5 people died around 10:00 am, just off Las Virgins in the Simi Valley Reagan Democrat region.
Ergo, his last game for the LA LAKERS was against the Mormons in Salt Lake, Utah.
Because the DC 86 church gave the higher priesthood to the negro during the peak period of Hollywood's black exploitation action movie craze.
Per my own marred servant 007 trailer for LIVE AND LET DIE meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
Yeah baby, you can't make a James Bond movie without lots of helicopter chases and sexy underaged virgin girls.
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Dare we think that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to get 24% of the black action in 2020?
Whatever, the 90% copper GRAMMYS award does look like Woody's weather change invention in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, 1964.
For example, 5 people died around 10:00 am, just off Las Virgins in the Simi Valley Reagan Democrat region.
Ergo, his last game for the LA LAKERS was against the Mormons in Salt Lake, Utah.
Because the DC 86 church gave the higher priesthood to the negro during the peak period of Hollywood's black exploitation action movie craze.
Per my own marred servant 007 trailer for LIVE AND LET DIE meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
Yeah baby, you can't make a James Bond movie without lots of helicopter chases and sexy underaged virgin girls.
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Saturday, January 25, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT NEGROS
That 4.5 hit south of Barkley Sound, BC on the same day that those little black barking dogs in ANIMAL FARM had to stop yapping and start listening.
In confirmation of that other 4.5 in Kansas when those two childish negro league basketball teams engaged in a symbolic civil war rumble on the hard boards.
Talk about March madness.
Not to mention that 2.9 near the CONTINENTAL DIVIDE in Montana when [Alfred Hitchcock's] PROFILES IN CORRUPTION started to exploded on the NYT best seller list.
Meanwhile, no.45 showed up at some huuuge antiabortion rally in Washington, DC.
About the same time that Taylor Swift showed up at SUNDANCE.
Which begs the question; I wonder if she has ever been knocked up before?
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PS STEVEN FRESH: For some strange reason, I felt inspired to go down to RICK STEVES EUROPE funky town today.
No wonder that yours truly learned to speak like an Italian in Siena, Italy.
In confirmation of that other 4.5 in Kansas when those two childish negro league basketball teams engaged in a symbolic civil war rumble on the hard boards.
Talk about March madness.
Not to mention that 2.9 near the CONTINENTAL DIVIDE in Montana when [Alfred Hitchcock's] PROFILES IN CORRUPTION started to exploded on the NYT best seller list.
Meanwhile, no.45 showed up at some huuuge antiabortion rally in Washington, DC.
About the same time that Taylor Swift showed up at SUNDANCE.
Which begs the question; I wonder if she has ever been knocked up before?
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PS STEVEN FRESH: For some strange reason, I felt inspired to go down to RICK STEVES EUROPE funky town today.
No wonder that yours truly learned to speak like an Italian in Siena, Italy.
Friday, January 24, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MORMONS
My crazy rebellious antiwife Taylor Swift showed up at SUNDANCE looking as sweet and innocent as my first virgin wife from Nancy, France.
Never mind that she has probably been fucked by at least ten guys by now.
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS, the director's cut.
Talk about a trillion bucks in free publicy for your next little video ripoff movie.
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PS FOX: Obviously, your very unflattering pictorial web site has become infected by young Jewish millennial liberals from Brooklyn, NY.
Who are willing to sell out their empty nihilistic souls for lower wages.
Rather than work at some huuuge amazon.com fullfilment warehouse down in Virginia.
Never mind that she has probably been fucked by at least ten guys by now.
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS, the director's cut.
Talk about a trillion bucks in free publicy for your next little video ripoff movie.
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PS FOX: Obviously, your very unflattering pictorial web site has become infected by young Jewish millennial liberals from Brooklyn, NY.
Who are willing to sell out their empty nihilistic souls for lower wages.
Rather than work at some huuuge amazon.com fullfilment warehouse down in Virginia.
THE REPLACEMENT PLAYERS
I could turn funky town's DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS venue into the next SNL live streaming happening in a heartbeat.
Don't forget, God's Jewish run SNL showcase still only pays union scale.
Naturally, I would exploit the [starving actors] situation comedy scenes for my own private Idaho reasons.
Take for example Jennifer Aniston. Who just recently posed for me in the backseat of her ride in a white satin ten virgins wedding gown.
All ready and waiting for me to knock her up in about 5 minutes.
Oh yeah, she would do it if I asked her.
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PS LL: Don't forget that daddy promised you the lead role in my upcoming Greek President MAMMA MIA virgin wedding remake sailboat road movie.
Lots of hot macho sexy bitch slapping and T&A in this one for sure.
Per my own private James Bond movie trailer FOR YOUR EYES ONLY meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
Don't forget, God's Jewish run SNL showcase still only pays union scale.
Naturally, I would exploit the [starving actors] situation comedy scenes for my own private Idaho reasons.
Take for example Jennifer Aniston. Who just recently posed for me in the backseat of her ride in a white satin ten virgins wedding gown.
All ready and waiting for me to knock her up in about 5 minutes.
Oh yeah, she would do it if I asked her.
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PS LL: Don't forget that daddy promised you the lead role in my upcoming Greek President MAMMA MIA virgin wedding remake sailboat road movie.
Lots of hot macho sexy bitch slapping and T&A in this one for sure.
Per my own private James Bond movie trailer FOR YOUR EYES ONLY meets A VIEW TO A KILL.
Thursday, January 23, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT MEMORIES
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's upcoming reelection landslide in 2020 will be the dawn of a new golden age for America.
Talk about the ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND climate change memories meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY.
"I only remember things the way I want to..." LOST HIGHWAY
"Is it live, or is it MEMOREX?" circa 1979.
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PS EMMA WATSON: Don't forget that your future sugar daddy has promised you to buy up the movie rights for your next two 007 Bond Girl movies.
Better start hitting your email order THIGH MASTER pilots machine in your upstairs garage flat right now, and not later.
I will come as a thief in the night, yada yada.
Talk about the ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND climate change memories meets SHE'S HAVING A BABY.
"I only remember things the way I want to..." LOST HIGHWAY
"Is it live, or is it MEMOREX?" circa 1979.
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PS EMMA WATSON: Don't forget that your future sugar daddy has promised you to buy up the movie rights for your next two 007 Bond Girl movies.
Better start hitting your email order THIGH MASTER pilots machine in your upstairs garage flat right now, and not later.
I will come as a thief in the night, yada yada.
THE SURVIVING REPLACEMENTS
By the hand of g-d, that big 666 holocaust survivors happening is going on in Israel at the same time that Adam Shiff is presenting his two typical antichrist Jew articles of crucifixion against Jesus' BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant.
As just confirmed by the REVELATION 14:20 bloodshed outside of a MCDONALDS in downtown funky town, Seattle, Wash/ington.
The distance between Seattle and Portland being around the same as New York to Washington, DC.
As also for those bloody scenes in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN prophecy.
Where the crazy bugeyed sidekick looks even more like Adam Shiff than he does in the second castle temple blood washing movie.
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COAST TO COAST NOTES: Every time that I go fly fishing for those exotic imported 1930s Montana black spotted cutthroats up in Jordan Creek, I get the feeling that Big Foot is watching over me.
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." SOMEKIND OF WONDERFULL
PS BRUCE TROXELL: So far, I only got about $1,000,000 cash in my off shore tax free Fiji Islands bank account to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Therefore, should we make it up right now, or make it up later?
Bullshit walks, money talks...
As just confirmed by the REVELATION 14:20 bloodshed outside of a MCDONALDS in downtown funky town, Seattle, Wash/ington.
The distance between Seattle and Portland being around the same as New York to Washington, DC.
As also for those bloody scenes in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN prophecy.
Where the crazy bugeyed sidekick looks even more like Adam Shiff than he does in the second castle temple blood washing movie.
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COAST TO COAST NOTES: Every time that I go fly fishing for those exotic imported 1930s Montana black spotted cutthroats up in Jordan Creek, I get the feeling that Big Foot is watching over me.
"You mess with the bull, you get the horns." SOMEKIND OF WONDERFULL
PS BRUCE TROXELL: So far, I only got about $1,000,000 cash in my off shore tax free Fiji Islands bank account to make JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Therefore, should we make it up right now, or make it up later?
Bullshit walks, money talks...
Wednesday, January 22, 2020
THE REPUBLICAN REPLACEMENTS
"Are you telling me the truth?.. I believe you." BLOOD OF DRACULA, 1974
YOUTUBE still has numerous prophetic clips of ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA that depict the upcoming physical transfiguration of the crazy Adam Shiff look alike Jews in ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: 1&2.
Whereas, Jesus says that the racially aware Jews are more faithfull than the foolish "gentile" Josephites when it comes to the 2BC in section 163, etc.
Yet more faithfull than such apostate christian mormon Republicans as Mitt Romney and George Bush Jr.
Don't forget, every 'Jack mormon' who rejects the 2BC is ultimately my enemy; family and friends, wives; doesn't matter.
You are either for me, or you are against me.
"Go big or go home." Jeremy Shelton, A DANGEROUS CATCH.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More Hit/ler, less Mussolini.
That is if you really and truly want to have some capitalist socialist antichrist FDR Jew in a wheelchair take over America.
PS JEFF GOLDBLUM: People who want the state to stop climate change are hard core worshippers of the 666 beast in REV.13.
PS RUSSELL CROWE: You and your buds are the main reason why Australian is still burning.
PS PARIS HILTON: All of those previous previews for IS PARIS BURNING? are about today's burning question.
YOUTUBE still has numerous prophetic clips of ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA that depict the upcoming physical transfiguration of the crazy Adam Shiff look alike Jews in ADAMS FAMILY VALUES: 1&2.
Whereas, Jesus says that the racially aware Jews are more faithfull than the foolish "gentile" Josephites when it comes to the 2BC in section 163, etc.
Yet more faithfull than such apostate christian mormon Republicans as Mitt Romney and George Bush Jr.
Don't forget, every 'Jack mormon' who rejects the 2BC is ultimately my enemy; family and friends, wives; doesn't matter.
You are either for me, or you are against me.
"Go big or go home." Jeremy Shelton, A DANGEROUS CATCH.
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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More Hit/ler, less Mussolini.
That is if you really and truly want to have some capitalist socialist antichrist FDR Jew in a wheelchair take over America.
PS JEFF GOLDBLUM: People who want the state to stop climate change are hard core worshippers of the 666 beast in REV.13.
PS RUSSELL CROWE: You and your buds are the main reason why Australian is still burning.
PS PARIS HILTON: All of those previous previews for IS PARIS BURNING? are about today's burning question.
Sunday, January 19, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT RULES
It rains cats and dogs for 7 days and 7 nights in E.11, S.2 for when the 7 accusers of the 7 hills beast would be attacking the saints "night and day" in REVELATION 12.
Talk about borderline hysteria.
The one where Mrs Brown says that every cloud has a no.925 silver lining; and every silver lining has a dark cloud.
In confirmation of that famous white EYE OF THE STORM song writer suddenly dying on stage during a rain storm at THE BOAT HOUSE in Watercolor, Florida on MLK weekend.
"Welcome to the flood." Uncle Martian, 1964
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Talk about borderline hysteria.
The one where Mrs Brown says that every cloud has a no.925 silver lining; and every silver lining has a dark cloud.
In confirmation of that famous white EYE OF THE STORM song writer suddenly dying on stage during a rain storm at THE BOAT HOUSE in Watercolor, Florida on MLK weekend.
"Welcome to the flood." Uncle Martian, 1964
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Saturday, January 18, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ARTICLES
I saw the rainmaker episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN right before that Biblical flood happened in Israel last week.
The one about today's modern inventor Woody Norris being so embarrassed by his father's old cloudmakerpictures.com logo machine in 2020.
Bruce Troxell being a big fan of old fashion 1960s tv values, etc.
Which eventually leads to crazy uncle Greg becoming the rainmaker [read fund raiser] for the UNITED ORDER credit union.
Whereas, the last days will be like the days of Noah in MATTHEW 24, yada yada.
Meanwhile, Dr Evil is still preventing the English speaking countries of the world from seeing A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Possibly as some kind of a brilliant publicity stunt.
Ergo, people always want to see something even more when it is being hidden from them.
Therefore, the amazing explosion of conservative news sites like GATEWAY PUNDIT and BREITBART.
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The one about today's modern inventor Woody Norris being so embarrassed by his father's old cloudmakerpictures.com logo machine in 2020.
Bruce Troxell being a big fan of old fashion 1960s tv values, etc.
Which eventually leads to crazy uncle Greg becoming the rainmaker [read fund raiser] for the UNITED ORDER credit union.
Whereas, the last days will be like the days of Noah in MATTHEW 24, yada yada.
Meanwhile, Dr Evil is still preventing the English speaking countries of the world from seeing A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.
Possibly as some kind of a brilliant publicity stunt.
Ergo, people always want to see something even more when it is being hidden from them.
Therefore, the amazing explosion of conservative news sites like GATEWAY PUNDIT and BREITBART.
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Thursday, January 16, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT NUMBERS
The DOW did a double '2929' sign on the 29th day of the fake news accusations made by the 42 months mob on December 18.
In confirmation of that Lincoln Gulch 4.0 in Beaver County, Utah on the 29th day of reckoning.
Because the birth date number 29 always refers to yours truly on more than one level.
First and foremost, the age of 29 is the future replacement look and feel for the physical transfiguration for men.
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PS CBS: One sided news is fake news.
In confirmation of that Lincoln Gulch 4.0 in Beaver County, Utah on the 29th day of reckoning.
Because the birth date number 29 always refers to yours truly on more than one level.
First and foremost, the age of 29 is the future replacement look and feel for the physical transfiguration for men.
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PS CBS: One sided news is fake news.
THE REPLACEMENT ACCUSERS
The 7 accusers have, "...no witnesses of any kind." Says Morgan Freeman about the MLK birthday impeachment case in the 1260 days SE7EN prophecy.
In confirmation of the Hwy.101 NASDAQ closing at 925...70, up 7.37, on the same day Nancy handed out all of those EZEKIEL 9 fountain pens with her name on a no.925 silver platter from TIFFANY.
For that Ukrainian 737 that was shot down in I/ran by those two Russian missiles.
Whereas the prophetic film was shot in the same two states that 5 of the 7 accusers represent.
Which is the same evil 1260 days spirit of the accuser in REVELATION 12.
That was illustrated by the Biblical flood in Israel which preceded the two Jewish articles against God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; a.k.a. no.45.
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In confirmation of the Hwy.101 NASDAQ closing at 925...70, up 7.37, on the same day Nancy handed out all of those EZEKIEL 9 fountain pens with her name on a no.925 silver platter from TIFFANY.
For that Ukrainian 737 that was shot down in I/ran by those two Russian missiles.
Whereas the prophetic film was shot in the same two states that 5 of the 7 accusers represent.
Which is the same evil 1260 days spirit of the accuser in REVELATION 12.
That was illustrated by the Biblical flood in Israel which preceded the two Jewish articles against God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; a.k.a. no.45.
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Tuesday, January 14, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT WITNESSES
Looks like those two impeachment articles of Judah and Ephraim will be sent to the Senate on Martin Luther King Jr's actual birthday.
And the Senate is supposed to start it's own version of a two witnesses trial the day after MLK day.
Hence, the ongoing publicity about having more witnesses in the second event.
Or as it says in the Bible, the truth must always be established by two or more witnesses.
Whereas, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP himself has been asking that both the first and the second whistleblowers should be cross examined.
Which of course would require that Adam Shiff testify in person and under oath as to their whereabouts these days.
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And the Senate is supposed to start it's own version of a two witnesses trial the day after MLK day.
Hence, the ongoing publicity about having more witnesses in the second event.
Or as it says in the Bible, the truth must always be established by two or more witnesses.
Whereas, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP himself has been asking that both the first and the second whistleblowers should be cross examined.
Which of course would require that Adam Shiff testify in person and under oath as to their whereabouts these days.
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THE REPLACEMENT PRONOUNS
Princess Harry's American husband Meghan Markle is precisely the "wild and untamed thing" that the transsexuals sing and dance about in the floor show ending to THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW; made in Britain for America.
Where Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush Jr. and Mitt Romney give the performers a standing ovation. Right before they all disappear and the blond pitchfork rebellion leader with a laser guided weapon takes over.
And we see Art Bell draped in a Scotish tartan throw over his FDR WW II wheelchair [medicine wheel] metaphor next to yours truly.
Meanwhile, today's floor show in the House is headed up by a group of creepy Hollywood characters straight out of central casting, circa 1959.
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Where Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush Jr. and Mitt Romney give the performers a standing ovation. Right before they all disappear and the blond pitchfork rebellion leader with a laser guided weapon takes over.
And we see Art Bell draped in a Scotish tartan throw over his FDR WW II wheelchair [medicine wheel] metaphor next to yours truly.
Meanwhile, today's floor show in the House is headed up by a group of creepy Hollywood characters straight out of central casting, circa 1959.
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Sunday, January 12, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ELIZABETHS
The pro football brother of Uncle Greg's love interest helps her take the medicine needed to finally get over today's lover boys in E.12, S.2 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Which originally aired on Taylor Swift's future December 13 birthday in 1964.
The one where yours truly is up all night calculating the 1260, 42, and 70 numbers on his home computer.
"At last I found a woman on this earth who really understands me." Says my crazy uncle about Elizabeth Hurley in the end.
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Which originally aired on Taylor Swift's future December 13 birthday in 1964.
The one where yours truly is up all night calculating the 1260, 42, and 70 numbers on his home computer.
"At last I found a woman on this earth who really understands me." Says my crazy uncle about Elizabeth Hurley in the end.
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Saturday, January 11, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT VAGINAS
GOOP's new vagina votive candle is a billion dollars in free publicity for the prophetic whore of Babylon scenario in REVELATION 17.
A.k.a. the huuge capital letter 'W' at the end of IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Timed to come out at the end of the 42 moons and 70 weeks junction during the era of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11.
Both of whom were born on January 12, right after the above item sold out.
In confirmation of the sell outs in the DC 86 mormon church etc. who have been playing paddy cake with the 666 beast for too long.
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A.k.a. the huuge capital letter 'W' at the end of IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
Timed to come out at the end of the 42 moons and 70 weeks junction during the era of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11.
Both of whom were born on January 12, right after the above item sold out.
In confirmation of the sell outs in the DC 86 mormon church etc. who have been playing paddy cake with the 666 beast for too long.
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Friday, January 10, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT HEADLINES
That Russian made Ukrainian airliner was shot down by a Russian missile as a sign from God that the Ukrainian impeachment has also crashed and burned.
176 dead rhymes with born again 1776.
The many Canadians on board representing the same day news about the Royals moving to funky town, BC.
Whereas, that is the royal bald head of their alien looking kid "Arch" watching MY FAVORITE MARTIAN on the front page of THE NEW YORK POST.
The one with the dirty brown stain of Africa placed over the heart of Prince Harry [ape].
"I'm sooo harry baby!" AUSTIN POWERS: International Man of Mystery
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176 dead rhymes with born again 1776.
The many Canadians on board representing the same day news about the Royals moving to funky town, BC.
Whereas, that is the royal bald head of their alien looking kid "Arch" watching MY FAVORITE MARTIAN on the front page of THE NEW YORK POST.
The one with the dirty brown stain of Africa placed over the heart of Prince Harry [ape].
"I'm sooo harry baby!" AUSTIN POWERS: International Man of Mystery
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Wednesday, January 8, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT ROYALS
That 4.4 happened at 20:20:41 London time, due south of Queen Charlotte Sound, on the same day Prince Harry announced his voluntary reassignment to British Columbia, Can/ada.
Meanwhile, THE NEW YORK POST front page has the former Britts sitting on an old sofa watching reruns of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN on their vintage 1960s tv antenna set.
Complete with that iconic NORTHERN EXPOSURE moose extra seen in the background.
Brown stain on his dirty undershirt in the shape of Africa; a.k.a. Mercer Island, Seattle, Lake Washington, USA.
Big schnozzle of Judah to boot.
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Meanwhile, THE NEW YORK POST front page has the former Britts sitting on an old sofa watching reruns of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN on their vintage 1960s tv antenna set.
Complete with that iconic NORTHERN EXPOSURE moose extra seen in the background.
Brown stain on his dirty undershirt in the shape of Africa; a.k.a. Mercer Island, Seattle, Lake Washington, USA.
Big schnozzle of Judah to boot.
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Tuesday, January 7, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT IMPEACHERS
God has now stepped in to wipe out the barking dogs who impeached an elected American President using any means necessary.
Whereas, according to AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant is going to become a monster in two days.
Of course, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is already some kind of a 12th Iman monster according to the howling 42 moons pack.
Oh well, "We give em what they want..." Natalie Merchant, 1993-1996.
In confirmation of that third pileup in the Rhino state that is shaped like a dog's cut off head when you turn the road map upside down.
Happening in a crucifiction namesake place called Car/mel no less; due west of I-95 Banger.
Even that same big black dog named Bullet who hit Stephen King from behind.
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Whereas, according to AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant is going to become a monster in two days.
Of course, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is already some kind of a 12th Iman monster according to the howling 42 moons pack.
Oh well, "We give em what they want..." Natalie Merchant, 1993-1996.
In confirmation of that third pileup in the Rhino state that is shaped like a dog's cut off head when you turn the road map upside down.
Happening in a crucifiction namesake place called Car/mel no less; due west of I-95 Banger.
Even that same big black dog named Bullet who hit Stephen King from behind.
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THE REPLACEMENT MOONS
In the REVELATION 11 temple wall prophecy, the false prophet's 666 mob will tread upon the righteous for 42 moons.
Whereas, last night I had an extended vision of a full moon with dark clouds passing over it. Much like in the modern classic cult horror movie AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.
The one where King David's sexy nurse is played by Elizabeth Hurley.
Remember, every single politician that Hugh Grant endorsed in the last election was buried by the Boris Johnson landslide.
Especially note the part that depicts modern day London as a zoo full of wild animals.
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Whereas, last night I had an extended vision of a full moon with dark clouds passing over it. Much like in the modern classic cult horror movie AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON.
The one where King David's sexy nurse is played by Elizabeth Hurley.
Remember, every single politician that Hugh Grant endorsed in the last election was buried by the Boris Johnson landslide.
Especially note the part that depicts modern day London as a zoo full of wild animals.
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Sunday, January 5, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT BONERS
That 2.9 happened near White Knob Mountain, Idaho right as the sexy red carpet rolled out for the GOLDEN GLOBES Sunday.
In confirmation of the iconic International movie and tv trophy looking just like a big erection with a huuge knob on top.
No wonder every actress in Hollywood wants one of those.
Hear tell that some indie film from the cut off Korean Penninsula penis [stump] landmark is the big deal this year.
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In confirmation of the iconic International movie and tv trophy looking just like a big erection with a huuge knob on top.
No wonder every actress in Hollywood wants one of those.
Hear tell that some indie film from the cut off Korean Penninsula penis [stump] landmark is the big deal this year.
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Saturday, January 4, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT PLAYBOYS
Last night I dreamed that Miley Cyrus was turned off by those 1960s orgies at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
But a few hours later I dreamed that she was into having protected threeway sex with women who are sealed to her husband for all time and eternity in the new and improved [walled off] Westwood LA temple; 2BC: 147 style.
The one built in 1951 with the missile top Trump blower who looks like a LAmanite.
Which reportedly is the only one in the world that looks that way.
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But a few hours later I dreamed that she was into having protected threeway sex with women who are sealed to her husband for all time and eternity in the new and improved [walled off] Westwood LA temple; 2BC: 147 style.
The one built in 1951 with the missile top Trump blower who looks like a LAmanite.
Which reportedly is the only one in the world that looks that way.
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THE REPLACEMENT WINNERS
Sitting on a stack of cut "pest free" firewood in front of QFC Thursday afternoon, enjoying my tall PIKE, an old lady who could barely walk parked her "Beatles Forever" FORESTER in front of me.
My first thought was, "Well, Ringo and Paul are still alive anyway."
Later I saw those pix of that dead Revolutionary Guard general's Ringo finger. That represented the end of the 1960s cultural and political revolution.
It happening on the release of YUMMY.
Not to mention Mel Gibson's birthday.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
You say you want a revolution?..
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My first thought was, "Well, Ringo and Paul are still alive anyway."
Later I saw those pix of that dead Revolutionary Guard general's Ringo finger. That represented the end of the 1960s cultural and political revolution.
It happening on the release of YUMMY.
Not to mention Mel Gibson's birthday.
Talk about ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
You say you want a revolution?..
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Friday, January 3, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT KILLER SCREENPLAYS
WAG THE DOG was a hastily put together movie about G-d Himself starting a war with the dark skinned heathens in order to protect his tall blond BRANCH OF DAVID Hollywood Jew in 2020.
Starting on Mel Gibson's birthday no less.
"The Jews are responsible for starting every war in history!" Mel Gibson.
I.e. your typical conspiracy theory white paranoid Jew out there on the Michael Medved show these days.
How else to explain the fact that he is still not endorsing Donald Trump in 2020?
Obviously, the shit just hit the fan along the river of Babylon for a 1290 days reason.
See every movie trailer where the film's screenplay was replaced, rewritten, polished and doctored at least ten times by some adult juvenile Jew who still can't make up his mind.
No wonder I AM is more interested in acting than copywriting these days.
Been there, done that.
Time to move on to what I was born to do anywho.
"Jesus gives everyone a special gift in this life." Justin Bieber in BOOGIE NIGHTS: 2020 meets JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
"Oh my God!.. You're a tripod!" Michael Caine in AP: III.
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Starting on Mel Gibson's birthday no less.
"The Jews are responsible for starting every war in history!" Mel Gibson.
I.e. your typical conspiracy theory white paranoid Jew out there on the Michael Medved show these days.
How else to explain the fact that he is still not endorsing Donald Trump in 2020?
Obviously, the shit just hit the fan along the river of Babylon for a 1290 days reason.
See every movie trailer where the film's screenplay was replaced, rewritten, polished and doctored at least ten times by some adult juvenile Jew who still can't make up his mind.
No wonder I AM is more interested in acting than copywriting these days.
Been there, done that.
Time to move on to what I was born to do anywho.
"Jesus gives everyone a special gift in this life." Justin Bieber in BOOGIE NIGHTS: 2020 meets JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
"Oh my God!.. You're a tripod!" Michael Caine in AP: III.
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THE REPLACEMENT KING FROM KINGSTON, WASHINGTON, USA
God's BRANCH OFFICE DAVIDIAN servant in the other Washington killed that antichrist darkie on the same day that Justin Beiber released YUMMY.
For the latest down payment on my billion dollars in free publicity for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Who would have been born in the original movie about 9 months after it was shot down in funky town LA.
Ergo his new album publicity tour will begin in Seattle this May.
Probably around the same time that Jim Carrey's new showing will be opening in Pioneer Square..
It having been delayed because he wanted to complete a few more works.
Oh these crazy artists; you never know what they will be doing next.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Basically, SON OF LEBOWSKI is just a road movie on a sailboat.
But with a more interesting mormon antichrist plot about atomic bomb smugglers and amazon.com porch pirates.
NEWBIE NOTES: The ancient 1980s TOWER OF BABYLON [VIDEO/RECORDS] was a futuristic UFO study on today's MOTHER OF WHORES' confusing babylings about moral diversity and non scientific climate fads.
Hence the inspired presidential library design for the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 is supposed to remind us of his same crazy RAINBOW COALITION ideas.
Much like that weird looking Clinton library hanging over the same ARK river in DANIEL 12.
For the latest down payment on my billion dollars in free publicity for SON OF LEBOWSKI.
Who would have been born in the original movie about 9 months after it was shot down in funky town LA.
Ergo his new album publicity tour will begin in Seattle this May.
Probably around the same time that Jim Carrey's new showing will be opening in Pioneer Square..
It having been delayed because he wanted to complete a few more works.
Oh these crazy artists; you never know what they will be doing next.
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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Basically, SON OF LEBOWSKI is just a road movie on a sailboat.
But with a more interesting mormon antichrist plot about atomic bomb smugglers and amazon.com porch pirates.
NEWBIE NOTES: The ancient 1980s TOWER OF BABYLON [VIDEO/RECORDS] was a futuristic UFO study on today's MOTHER OF WHORES' confusing babylings about moral diversity and non scientific climate fads.
Hence the inspired presidential library design for the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 is supposed to remind us of his same crazy RAINBOW COALITION ideas.
Much like that weird looking Clinton library hanging over the same ARK river in DANIEL 12.
Thursday, January 2, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT SONS OF BITCHES
That dark skinned Asian kid fell off of Mount Hood, Oregon and died; in order to pave the way for my second born again blond hair blue eyed son in THE SHINING prophecy.
The one where the once sexy and beautiful Carey Mulligan in room 23 suddenly starts to look not that great again in 2023.
Per the fact that the first born in DC 85 had to die on my birthday in order to make way for the second born to become KING DAVID.
Oh yeah, I don't mess around.
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PS RICK STEVES: My older sophisticated tourist guide, with a [SEATTLE COMMUNITY COLLEGE] gourmet touch, in SON OF HANNIBAL is much more realistic that the original sequel.
Who probably would specialize in giving day tours to naive young American 'semester abroad' coeds.
Fake sounding Britney Spears accent and all that.
Allah AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.
PS NYT: "Just lie down and pretend that you're dead... You don't even have a name tag for Christ's sake..." AP: III
The one where the once sexy and beautiful Carey Mulligan in room 23 suddenly starts to look not that great again in 2023.
Per the fact that the first born in DC 85 had to die on my birthday in order to make way for the second born to become KING DAVID.
Oh yeah, I don't mess around.
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PS RICK STEVES: My older sophisticated tourist guide, with a [SEATTLE COMMUNITY COLLEGE] gourmet touch, in SON OF HANNIBAL is much more realistic that the original sequel.
Who probably would specialize in giving day tours to naive young American 'semester abroad' coeds.
Fake sounding Britney Spears accent and all that.
Allah AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.
PS NYT: "Just lie down and pretend that you're dead... You don't even have a name tag for Christ's sake..." AP: III
THE REPLACEMENT REMAKE
Ben banging on the glass wall pane in THE GRADUATE trailer was confirmed by those property vandals who broke dozens of panes at that huuge cathedral in Germany.
The liberal Jewish antichrist hero Ben role playing guys like Rob Rhiener in this one.
Rhymes with the Rhine River in DANIEL 12.
Who can't stand the idea of the blond hair blue eyed Donald Trump marrying one their own in the ten virgins prophecy about the second term coming of the Messiah Jesus.
We don't say that the man from Orange County is a BRANCH DAVIDIAN for no reason.
A.k.a. a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, who was MARRIED WITH CHILDREN; just like me and cousin David.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston.
Talk about kissing cousins.
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The liberal Jewish antichrist hero Ben role playing guys like Rob Rhiener in this one.
Rhymes with the Rhine River in DANIEL 12.
Who can't stand the idea of the blond hair blue eyed Donald Trump marrying one their own in the ten virgins prophecy about the second term coming of the Messiah Jesus.
We don't say that the man from Orange County is a BRANCH DAVIDIAN for no reason.
A.k.a. a direct descendant of Jesus Christ, who was MARRIED WITH CHILDREN; just like me and cousin David.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston.
Talk about kissing cousins.
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Wednesday, January 1, 2020
THE REPLACEMENT DIRECTOR
The director for RUMOR HAS IT was suddenly replaced by Rob Rhiener for a reason.
As prophesied in the original movie trailer for THE GRADUATE.
For when yours truly would be temporarily staying at some boarding house for white male college studs.
Jeff Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER, 1993-1996.
PS JIM CARREY: Why so crazy and crule lately?
Calm down, relax, have another one on me.
Typically, road rage only leads to ORDINARY [decent behaving] PEOPLE having serious regrets about how they over re acted to some petty fender-bender accident.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Since you never sent me any Christmas cash last year, you now have to go into pineapple short ribs "hernia" surgery next year; 2BC: 118 style.
Same thing goes for you too Peter Relf, of Sandy, Utah fame.
You two blame me, I blame you two.
"He doesn't mess around." Cousin David warning everybody about my uncle Martian anima persona who suddenly arrived from out of nowhere, like a thief in the night, on January, 17, 2019.
PS NICOLE KIDMAM: Austrailia is burning because you have refused all of my [cash] advance requests over the past ten years.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Faith without works is dead.
Same thing goes for you too Vince Vaughn; co-star of that prophetic 2020 Las Vegas movie that kick started your 1990s career in North Hollywood.
Shit happens for a reason.
PS UMA THURMAN: Last night I dreamed that you were one of Vince Vaughn's 4 pair of wives; including Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston er all.
Oh well, share the love, spread the money around.
As prophesied in the original movie trailer for THE GRADUATE.
For when yours truly would be temporarily staying at some boarding house for white male college studs.
Jeff Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER, 1993-1996.
PS JIM CARREY: Why so crazy and crule lately?
Calm down, relax, have another one on me.
Typically, road rage only leads to ORDINARY [decent behaving] PEOPLE having serious regrets about how they over re acted to some petty fender-bender accident.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: Since you never sent me any Christmas cash last year, you now have to go into pineapple short ribs "hernia" surgery next year; 2BC: 118 style.
Same thing goes for you too Peter Relf, of Sandy, Utah fame.
You two blame me, I blame you two.
"He doesn't mess around." Cousin David warning everybody about my uncle Martian anima persona who suddenly arrived from out of nowhere, like a thief in the night, on January, 17, 2019.
PS NICOLE KIDMAM: Austrailia is burning because you have refused all of my [cash] advance requests over the past ten years.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Faith without works is dead.
Same thing goes for you too Vince Vaughn; co-star of that prophetic 2020 Las Vegas movie that kick started your 1990s career in North Hollywood.
Shit happens for a reason.
PS UMA THURMAN: Last night I dreamed that you were one of Vince Vaughn's 4 pair of wives; including Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston er all.
Oh well, share the love, spread the money around.
THE REPLACEMENT LEBOWSKIS
That little New Years Eve 2.6 outside Friday Harbor was all about the Spanish 'San Juan De Marco' name title meaning THE REVELATIONS OF SAINT JOHN THE DIVINE lover.
Often referred to as simply "revelations" this or that.
"Crazy in the head, great in bed..." and all that man.
For example, that I-35 freeway CHURCH OF CHRIST killer looked just like Daniel Craig.
Who is mostly known for playing [King] James Bond with a driver's license to kill.
Not my favorite Bond actually.
But the older girls still go crazy for him.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
PS PAUL GARRISON: Before the end of the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9 expires on May 9, 2020, I plan on interpreting some of the more inspired episodes about the ten lost tribes of Israel cult tv series called NORTHERN EXPOSURE.
Often referred to as simply "revelations" this or that.
"Crazy in the head, great in bed..." and all that man.
For example, that I-35 freeway CHURCH OF CHRIST killer looked just like Daniel Craig.
Who is mostly known for playing [King] James Bond with a driver's license to kill.
Not my favorite Bond actually.
But the older girls still go crazy for him.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
PS PAUL GARRISON: Before the end of the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9 expires on May 9, 2020, I plan on interpreting some of the more inspired episodes about the ten lost tribes of Israel cult tv series called NORTHERN EXPOSURE.
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