Keira Knightley's crazy "meow meow" door stalker in North London was a JOKER trailer time line for when my four LOVE ISRAEL sex cult wives would be buying out the entire time share condo inventory at the EMERALD PALACE complex nextdoor to the 410 WALNUT CAFE.
Just for starters.
And the best part is, we won't have to spend a dime on private security because the entire police force of Edmonds will be covering our back 24/7.
"Edmonds has the highest paid [and most white] police force in the entire State of Washington"
Alan Hardwick, author of NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO CRAZY.
Soon to be a major motion picture ADAPTATION at cloudmakerpictures.com; co-starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS BRUCE TROXELL: I promised that Bruce Willis metro bus driver, who recently got shot on Sandpoint Way, that we would comp him two $25 tickets at the will call window for your upcoming premier of CHASED meets SPEED at the CINERAMA on October 26.
Hey, anything to put a few more asses in the seats.
"You almost have to light off a stick of dynomite under their sofa to get some people to get up and go out and see a movie at a theater anymore..." Sylvester Stallone, circa 1993-1996, a.k.a. Rocky.
PS MILEY CYRUS: I just added another competing Janis Joplin duality sister act into my look alike screenplay for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Who could also be played by you; as a two for the price of one thing.
Austin Powers style; maybe even David Lynch directing; if things start to get too weird for you, come this November.
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