THE ODESSA FILE movie trailer is all about how the MIDNIGHT COWBOY became one of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMPS most secret Nazi supporters in 2020.
In confirmation of that white guy shooting his way into the CINERGY theater in Odessa, Texas.
On the very same day that JOKER premiered in Venice.
"Sometimes I just want to SCREAM!!" Mr Brennan.
Think FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets THE SPY WHO LOVED ME.
Or like the newspaper headline reads on this week's EDMONDS BEACON;
"Good News, Bad News"
Meanwhile, THE STRANGER has a new front page joke on it about my LOVE ISRAEL wives all lined up in their best white linen closet garments.
"Welcome home Mr Relf" THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
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THE STRANGER NOTES: How about a devastating hit piece about the last 29ish love child spawn of LOVE ISRAEL?
Whose birth certificate code name is Judah Israel.
And who now lives only two streets away from me on this side of the 76 Street border of Edmonds.
I AM is ready and up for it if you guys are.
Saturday, August 31, 2019
MY SECRET CAT 4
Keira Knightley's crazy "meow meow" door stalker in North London was a JOKER trailer time line for when my four LOVE ISRAEL sex cult wives would be buying out the entire time share condo inventory at the EMERALD PALACE complex nextdoor to the 410 WALNUT CAFE.
Just for starters.
And the best part is, we won't have to spend a dime on private security because the entire police force of Edmonds will be covering our back 24/7.
"Edmonds has the highest paid [and most white] police force in the entire State of Washington"
Alan Hardwick, author of NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO CRAZY.
Soon to be a major motion picture ADAPTATION at cloudmakerpictures.com; co-starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I promised that Bruce Willis metro bus driver, who recently got shot on Sandpoint Way, that we would comp him two $25 tickets at the will call window for your upcoming premier of CHASED meets SPEED at the CINERAMA on October 26.
Hey, anything to put a few more asses in the seats.
"You almost have to light off a stick of dynomite under their sofa to get some people to get up and go out and see a movie at a theater anymore..." Sylvester Stallone, circa 1993-1996, a.k.a. Rocky.
PS MILEY CYRUS: I just added another competing Janis Joplin duality sister act into my look alike screenplay for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Who could also be played by you; as a two for the price of one thing.
Austin Powers style; maybe even David Lynch directing; if things start to get too weird for you, come this November.
Just for starters.
And the best part is, we won't have to spend a dime on private security because the entire police force of Edmonds will be covering our back 24/7.
"Edmonds has the highest paid [and most white] police force in the entire State of Washington"
Alan Hardwick, author of NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO CRAZY.
Soon to be a major motion picture ADAPTATION at cloudmakerpictures.com; co-starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I promised that Bruce Willis metro bus driver, who recently got shot on Sandpoint Way, that we would comp him two $25 tickets at the will call window for your upcoming premier of CHASED meets SPEED at the CINERAMA on October 26.
Hey, anything to put a few more asses in the seats.
"You almost have to light off a stick of dynomite under their sofa to get some people to get up and go out and see a movie at a theater anymore..." Sylvester Stallone, circa 1993-1996, a.k.a. Rocky.
PS MILEY CYRUS: I just added another competing Janis Joplin duality sister act into my look alike screenplay for JANIS JOPLIN: STARRING MILEY CYRUS.
Who could also be played by you; as a two for the price of one thing.
Austin Powers style; maybe even David Lynch directing; if things start to get too weird for you, come this November.
Friday, August 30, 2019
MY SECRET STOCK
"Your stalk is rising no.2" Dr.Evil in AP:2
That crazy and nutty 8 ball stalker named Austin, who tried to barge his way into my wife's new condo investment nextdoor to the 410 WALNUT CAFE, was a dramatizedation of my special purchase opportunities in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
Which was shot around the Cannes, France area for a 2019 Venice film festival happening.
"Seattle is San Francisco north." Rush Limbaugh.
Not to mention Brown's Point, Tacoma.
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That crazy and nutty 8 ball stalker named Austin, who tried to barge his way into my wife's new condo investment nextdoor to the 410 WALNUT CAFE, was a dramatizedation of my special purchase opportunities in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
Which was shot around the Cannes, France area for a 2019 Venice film festival happening.
"Seattle is San Francisco north." Rush Limbaugh.
Not to mention Brown's Point, Tacoma.
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MY SECRET BABY
Tim tells the big [gay] thumb sucking baby to 'Google yourself' as they try to get him back into the closet in no.64.
Who is dressed like Jesus according to the episode's REVELATION 12 baby Jesus concept.
Then Mr.Brennan is compared to a child's yo yo toy for his crazy childish ideas about Russian collusion, etc.
Especially after the former Obama CIA guy suspects that the two relatives are up to some kind of a white supremacist plot to advance the KINGDON OF GOD via my secret invisible man GSR/TWN blog.
And it doesn't help his mental situation when Uncle Martian appears in the scene as a disguised Nazi medicine doctor.
Spouting off about his bloody "black light" cures for aging.
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NEW READERS NOTES: In the above 27th episode of season 2 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, the born again ZY-13 black light baby represents the new 666 beast in REV.13.
Who had tried to counterfeit God's 1000 year millenium in Nazi Germany etc.
Hence the new 666 generation of socialists named 'millenials'.
Also, Jessi Combs' NORTH AMERICAN EAGLE 707 jet car explosion was for the American eagle location of the two witnesses in REVELATION 12.
It happening right after the end of the G7 summit in that French resort beach town of Biarritz.
Who is dressed like Jesus according to the episode's REVELATION 12 baby Jesus concept.
Then Mr.Brennan is compared to a child's yo yo toy for his crazy childish ideas about Russian collusion, etc.
Especially after the former Obama CIA guy suspects that the two relatives are up to some kind of a white supremacist plot to advance the KINGDON OF GOD via my secret invisible man GSR/TWN blog.
And it doesn't help his mental situation when Uncle Martian appears in the scene as a disguised Nazi medicine doctor.
Spouting off about his bloody "black light" cures for aging.
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NEW READERS NOTES: In the above 27th episode of season 2 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, the born again ZY-13 black light baby represents the new 666 beast in REV.13.
Who had tried to counterfeit God's 1000 year millenium in Nazi Germany etc.
Hence the new 666 generation of socialists named 'millenials'.
Also, Jessi Combs' NORTH AMERICAN EAGLE 707 jet car explosion was for the American eagle location of the two witnesses in REVELATION 12.
It happening right after the end of the G7 summit in that French resort beach town of Biarritz.
Thursday, August 29, 2019
MY SECRET 007 NUMBER
That mighty and strong 6.3 one at 7:07 am Edmonds time, west of 7 Devils Beach, OR, happened because a lot of those fast lady jet cars use older and smaller rebuilt 707 BOEING surplus jet engines.
[Manufactured by ROLLS ROYCE of England no less.]
For example; a small place called Sixes is located right there along Hwy.101; due west of [Austin] Powers; in confirmation of the various eternal ejaculation pet rock landmarks like Bald Knob, and THE GRASSY KNOB WILDERNESS in Coos County.
Not to mention GOLDMEMBER's famous Dutchman Butte in Douglas County.
And the list goes on and on and on.
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FREE LOVE NOTES: Though I won't have to pay a dime for my first few wives, I will be paying for it through the nose in other ways.
There is no such thing as a free lunch in Ed Town.
Where even the never Trumpers are your typical moderate neo con conservatives who want to starve the children and force their elderly parents to eat dog food.
[Manufactured by ROLLS ROYCE of England no less.]
For example; a small place called Sixes is located right there along Hwy.101; due west of [Austin] Powers; in confirmation of the various eternal ejaculation pet rock landmarks like Bald Knob, and THE GRASSY KNOB WILDERNESS in Coos County.
Not to mention GOLDMEMBER's famous Dutchman Butte in Douglas County.
And the list goes on and on and on.
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FREE LOVE NOTES: Though I won't have to pay a dime for my first few wives, I will be paying for it through the nose in other ways.
There is no such thing as a free lunch in Ed Town.
Where even the never Trumpers are your typical moderate neo con conservatives who want to starve the children and force their elderly parents to eat dog food.
MY SECRET GOOP
"Therefore, O my son, whosoever will come may come..." ALMA 42:27
Both of those eternally ejaculating pet rock sculptures in Edmonds, Washington are about the rest of the above verse's "...and partake of the waters of life freely..."
Or as Ms Sire Us recently put it, "I get thirsty just thinking about my husband."
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Jessi Combs died in a blazing jet car of glory in the EZEKIEL 37 desert south of Burns, Oregon for a reason.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL.
Sometimes called the crazy 8 ball.
Both of those eternally ejaculating pet rock sculptures in Edmonds, Washington are about the rest of the above verse's "...and partake of the waters of life freely..."
Or as Ms Sire Us recently put it, "I get thirsty just thinking about my husband."
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Jessi Combs died in a blazing jet car of glory in the EZEKIEL 37 desert south of Burns, Oregon for a reason.
"Too much, too soon..." BLACKBALL.
Sometimes called the crazy 8 ball.
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
MY SECRET JOB
JOKER is premiering in Venice this Saturday.
In confirmation of me getting my next video movie gig at RICK STEVES EUROPE, metaphorically speaking.
Hey, with enough thick makeup and hair die, age is only a number.
Of course, I would still need to lose another 20 lbs.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
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In confirmation of me getting my next video movie gig at RICK STEVES EUROPE, metaphorically speaking.
Hey, with enough thick makeup and hair die, age is only a number.
Of course, I would still need to lose another 20 lbs.
Let's not kid ourselves here.
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MY SECRET THINKING
I'm thinking we open BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF with our vaping dude walking up to one of those old strip-mall used gun shops along Old Hwy.99 in Snohomish County.
[Cue the white puffy clouds machine.]
Probably right after he picks up his usual early morning afternoon greyish latte from his favorite local 19ish bikini barista in his old black TACOMA pickup truck.
Then the rest of the 90 page screenplay pretty much writes itself in less than two weeks.
Meanwhile, Google 'The 7 most toxic vaping flavors..." and check out the hot chick at BUSTLE.
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SPOILER ALERT: Crazy Bob [Redford] is your typical 'no budget' 1980s 16mm SUNDANCE filmmaker. Who is an over the hill has been.
But he sticks with it.
And then decades later he ends up winning the YOUTUBE jackpot lottery in 2020 Las Vegas; or thereabouts.
[Cue the white puffy clouds machine.]
Probably right after he picks up his usual early morning afternoon greyish latte from his favorite local 19ish bikini barista in his old black TACOMA pickup truck.
Then the rest of the 90 page screenplay pretty much writes itself in less than two weeks.
Meanwhile, Google 'The 7 most toxic vaping flavors..." and check out the hot chick at BUSTLE.
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SPOILER ALERT: Crazy Bob [Redford] is your typical 'no budget' 1980s 16mm SUNDANCE filmmaker. Who is an over the hill has been.
But he sticks with it.
And then decades later he ends up winning the YOUTUBE jackpot lottery in 2020 Las Vegas; or thereabouts.
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
MY SECRET LITTLE BOOK DEAL
That next church inferno happening during the MTVs was Providencial publicy for my small little book movie adaptation of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF.
It being another historic church that was originally built by white Israeliish christians; but now has been taken over by the gentiles.
They didn't call it 'white flight' for nothing back in the 1960s.
For a type of every great city in America that was built up by white European people; but now is completely overrun by your more lawless and uncivilized and predatory African Americans.
Think IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT meets GUILTY AS CHARGED meets JACKIE BROWN.
Meanwhile, the music producer family of Mr Goldstein died in a fiery PIPER crash in the Italian Alps on MTV Sunday.
Yet in the same area where they made THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I can make you the lead in the upcoming cloudmakerpictures.com remake of THE SOUND OF MUSIC; if that is what it will take to win you over.
God knows you don't need the money.
PS KK: I took the open house tour through that 2nd story 1800' condo at 400 Walnut Street in Edmonds, Washington Tuesday afternoon.
Right after some local at STARBUCKS happened to tell me that the seller was "nuts" to be asking a cool million for it; after he himself had just bought a smaller 1400' unit much like it right down the block for only 800k.
Then I informed him that my buyer is from London, and that's like getting ripped off for only a free $20 train lunch sandwich with two beers in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
PS NYT: No worries mates; I can always pick up the latest hard copy of your prophetic [THINNER novel] newspaper down at the 410 WALNUT CAFE.
Even if I half to buy out the joint myself and turn it into some Subterranean Greek coffee shop that tastes more along the lines of the SALT LAKE CITY ROASTER on 4th South.
It being another historic church that was originally built by white Israeliish christians; but now has been taken over by the gentiles.
They didn't call it 'white flight' for nothing back in the 1960s.
For a type of every great city in America that was built up by white European people; but now is completely overrun by your more lawless and uncivilized and predatory African Americans.
Think IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT meets GUILTY AS CHARGED meets JACKIE BROWN.
Meanwhile, the music producer family of Mr Goldstein died in a fiery PIPER crash in the Italian Alps on MTV Sunday.
Yet in the same area where they made THE SOUND OF MUSIC.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I can make you the lead in the upcoming cloudmakerpictures.com remake of THE SOUND OF MUSIC; if that is what it will take to win you over.
God knows you don't need the money.
PS KK: I took the open house tour through that 2nd story 1800' condo at 400 Walnut Street in Edmonds, Washington Tuesday afternoon.
Right after some local at STARBUCKS happened to tell me that the seller was "nuts" to be asking a cool million for it; after he himself had just bought a smaller 1400' unit much like it right down the block for only 800k.
Then I informed him that my buyer is from London, and that's like getting ripped off for only a free $20 train lunch sandwich with two beers in DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
PS NYT: No worries mates; I can always pick up the latest hard copy of your prophetic [THINNER novel] newspaper down at the 410 WALNUT CAFE.
Even if I half to buy out the joint myself and turn it into some Subterranean Greek coffee shop that tastes more along the lines of the SALT LAKE CITY ROASTER on 4th South.
MY SECRET POP TART
"Then thou shalt see, and flow together, and thine heart shall fear, and be enlarged; because the abundance of the [Seattle] sea shall be converted unto thee, the forces of the Gentiles shall come unto thee." ISAIAH 60:5
As confirmed by Taylor Swift's gold medallion outfit at the gold plated MTV pop culture awards about that loud POP!! corn watuzy dance award for Ms.Ginsberg in episode 63.
"...they shall bring gold and [designer brand] incense..."
Also according to Miss Montana's song and dance number in the above negro music show in traditional funeral black, showing lots of that stolen gold bling over the weekend.
Think SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH meets WEDDING CRASHERS.
Feel welcome to call 206 915 0809 if you have any further questions.
Or even if you just want to get something off your chest.
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As confirmed by Taylor Swift's gold medallion outfit at the gold plated MTV pop culture awards about that loud POP!! corn watuzy dance award for Ms.Ginsberg in episode 63.
"...they shall bring gold and [designer brand] incense..."
Also according to Miss Montana's song and dance number in the above negro music show in traditional funeral black, showing lots of that stolen gold bling over the weekend.
Think SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH meets WEDDING CRASHERS.
Feel welcome to call 206 915 0809 if you have any further questions.
Or even if you just want to get something off your chest.
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Monday, August 26, 2019
MY SECRET LISTING
That top floor investment opportunity nextdoor to the HWY.410 WALNUT CAFE was Providentially confirmed by Joe Biden telling his nutty supports at Loon Lake, New Ham/shire that he is not yes nuts.
So you might want to call the private listing owner, who looks a lot like like David Wagner, at 206 915 0809.
"If you have any questions..."
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PS CHAD: The above 10% down high-leverage opportunity is located across the street from my local CHASE branch bank location.
If you get my drift.
I.e. you put 120k down on it now; using a private 12 month 12% balloon mortgage; meanwhile I make the monthy $440 maintainence fee; then you flip it forward for around 1 big one when the shit hits the fan in the fall of 2020; minus just 20% in capital gains; of course, of course...
"I'm interested in knowing how much money it would generate..." Mayor Earling, walking by my cafe table Monday afternoon down in Ed Town.
"I heard 440.." said his friend and confidante.
Other than that, I have no idea what the two were talking about... he he.
PS MEL GIBSON: There are probably now more privately owned banks per square block, with only one token office open during very limited business hours to the public in Edmonds, Washington, than there are now in all of Monte Carlo; not to mention London, England or Hong Kong, China.
So you might want to call the private listing owner, who looks a lot like like David Wagner, at 206 915 0809.
"If you have any questions..."
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PS CHAD: The above 10% down high-leverage opportunity is located across the street from my local CHASE branch bank location.
If you get my drift.
I.e. you put 120k down on it now; using a private 12 month 12% balloon mortgage; meanwhile I make the monthy $440 maintainence fee; then you flip it forward for around 1 big one when the shit hits the fan in the fall of 2020; minus just 20% in capital gains; of course, of course...
"I'm interested in knowing how much money it would generate..." Mayor Earling, walking by my cafe table Monday afternoon down in Ed Town.
"I heard 440.." said his friend and confidante.
Other than that, I have no idea what the two were talking about... he he.
PS MEL GIBSON: There are probably now more privately owned banks per square block, with only one token office open during very limited business hours to the public in Edmonds, Washington, than there are now in all of Monte Carlo; not to mention London, England or Hong Kong, China.
MY SECRET YEAH YEAH YEAH
"And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for truth is fallen in the street, and equity cannot enter." ISAIAH 59:14.
An older car bearing '...5959' plates was curbed next to the 410 WALNUT CAFE Sunday.
So I peaked in and saw a very grim faced man reading some NYT newspaper report about "The Ultimate Climate Change Denier".
In confirmation of the retiring Ms.Ginsberg winning the [DEM] nomination for best teacher of the year at the high school YEAH YEAH YEAH basketball court dance in no.63.
Where we see non other than the uber liberal feminazi Natalie Portman standing right there behind her.
Then the old grey lady walks over and gives Uncle Martian her two weeks retirement notice.
"She loves you... yeah yeah yeah..." THE BEATLES, circa 1965.
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An older car bearing '...5959' plates was curbed next to the 410 WALNUT CAFE Sunday.
So I peaked in and saw a very grim faced man reading some NYT newspaper report about "The Ultimate Climate Change Denier".
In confirmation of the retiring Ms.Ginsberg winning the [DEM] nomination for best teacher of the year at the high school YEAH YEAH YEAH basketball court dance in no.63.
Where we see non other than the uber liberal feminazi Natalie Portman standing right there behind her.
Then the old grey lady walks over and gives Uncle Martian her two weeks retirement notice.
"She loves you... yeah yeah yeah..." THE BEATLES, circa 1965.
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Sunday, August 25, 2019
IT'S MY SECRET THING
Those two shakers near Men/tone, Texas in Loving County were what I AM is talking about in ALMA 42 meets NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.
See every spaghetti western movie trailer ever made in Spain starring Clint Eastwood in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
That said. Any low budget westerns that Bruce Troxell and I decide to remake in southern Utah will only feature the highest production values in both look alike casting and rewritng.
Oh yeah, "The girls in the west, are the best, to make love to..."
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I'm currently working on getting us a nice publicity puff piece at THE STRANGER regarding your CHASED premier at the CINERAMA.
Like they always say down in Westwood, LA; any publicity is good publicity.
For example, the more that the homosexual Jewish media dumps on Donald Trump, the better it gets for the rest of us.
PS SIENNA: You might want to take a look at that greyish three bedrooms, two bathrooms, 2nd story condo investment opportunity nextdoor to the WALNUT CAFE.
Always strike when the iron is hot.
Besides, you could always dump it on the market for twice the price before they even know what hit them in the 2020 reelection happening of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Once a sucker, always a sucker.
See every spaghetti western movie trailer ever made in Spain starring Clint Eastwood in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
That said. Any low budget westerns that Bruce Troxell and I decide to remake in southern Utah will only feature the highest production values in both look alike casting and rewritng.
Oh yeah, "The girls in the west, are the best, to make love to..."
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I'm currently working on getting us a nice publicity puff piece at THE STRANGER regarding your CHASED premier at the CINERAMA.
Like they always say down in Westwood, LA; any publicity is good publicity.
For example, the more that the homosexual Jewish media dumps on Donald Trump, the better it gets for the rest of us.
PS SIENNA: You might want to take a look at that greyish three bedrooms, two bathrooms, 2nd story condo investment opportunity nextdoor to the WALNUT CAFE.
Always strike when the iron is hot.
Besides, you could always dump it on the market for twice the price before they even know what hit them in the 2020 reelection happening of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Once a sucker, always a sucker.
MY SECRET COURSE, OF COURSE...
That Harry Potter bolt of lightening hit the FEDEX CUP at the 16th hole in MLK, Atlanta on the same day we learned that Ruth Bad/er Ginsberg has about 6.66 months to live.
And then every 60s pinko at the Jewish run SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER declared that this will lead to a REVELATION 16 style civil war if PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP picks that Catholic mother Madonna angel of six children to take her seat.
Whereas, in ALMA 42:24, it says that justice is a 'his' thing. And mercy is a 'her' thing.
Ergo, all strict judges should be male anyway.
Just like all strict Priesthood members should be male.
And all strict US Presidents should also be men, and so on...
No wonder the never-ending attacts on heterosexual manhood from the confused and immoral mothers of whores who wear pearls in REVELATION 17.
Meanwhile, I had just started in with MY FAVORITE MARTIAN no.63; that features the liberal journalist's old Jewish English [Marxist] teacher, Miss Pringle.
Who looks exactly like Ruth Bader.
And who can dance like a savage third world primitive native darkie with the best of them.
[Read Ms. Pringle, not Miss Pringle.]
Seriously guys.
Is this really what you want for the future of your family and country?
Wherefore, I ask you this as a man who does not believe that most women have the right to vote.
Nor have they the right to testify [lie] directly against their husband in a divorce court action.
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POP NOTES: Eddy Money had to be sacrificed in order that my blogs about the big money in Ed Town would be taken more seriously.
Oh well, he's probably one of my "first friuts" mates anyway; like Ken McLeod and Ken Kemp in Woody Allen's SLEEPER prophecy.
And then every 60s pinko at the Jewish run SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER declared that this will lead to a REVELATION 16 style civil war if PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP picks that Catholic mother Madonna angel of six children to take her seat.
Whereas, in ALMA 42:24, it says that justice is a 'his' thing. And mercy is a 'her' thing.
Ergo, all strict judges should be male anyway.
Just like all strict Priesthood members should be male.
And all strict US Presidents should also be men, and so on...
No wonder the never-ending attacts on heterosexual manhood from the confused and immoral mothers of whores who wear pearls in REVELATION 17.
Meanwhile, I had just started in with MY FAVORITE MARTIAN no.63; that features the liberal journalist's old Jewish English [Marxist] teacher, Miss Pringle.
Who looks exactly like Ruth Bader.
And who can dance like a savage third world primitive native darkie with the best of them.
[Read Ms. Pringle, not Miss Pringle.]
Seriously guys.
Is this really what you want for the future of your family and country?
Wherefore, I ask you this as a man who does not believe that most women have the right to vote.
Nor have they the right to testify [lie] directly against their husband in a divorce court action.
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POP NOTES: Eddy Money had to be sacrificed in order that my blogs about the big money in Ed Town would be taken more seriously.
Oh well, he's probably one of my "first friuts" mates anyway; like Ken McLeod and Ken Kemp in Woody Allen's SLEEPER prophecy.
Saturday, August 24, 2019
MY SECRET PENIS
Charlie Koch died from prostate cancer in Divine confirmation of Uncle Martian's reverse chick magnet dildo that fucks every Jewish never Trumper out there in 2020.
Starting with such Jewish Catholics as Michael Moore and Bill Maher, and working backwards down the line to George "W" Bush er all.
See the ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD movie trailer for IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
And yes, I do have a screenplay rip off for that one too...
Just give me at least two weeks notice to knock it out at around 120 pages before you ask to see it.
Payable in advance of course, of course..
"Sometimes this shit just writes itself." David Mamet.
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Starting with such Jewish Catholics as Michael Moore and Bill Maher, and working backwards down the line to George "W" Bush er all.
See the ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD movie trailer for IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD.
And yes, I do have a screenplay rip off for that one too...
Just give me at least two weeks notice to knock it out at around 120 pages before you ask to see it.
Payable in advance of course, of course..
"Sometimes this shit just writes itself." David Mamet.
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MY SECRET AFFAIRS
THE LOST WEEKEND trailer features yours truly going back and forth with Keira Knightley.
In the prophetic tradition of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD; when the leading men were always much older than their lovers.
Plus, cocktails after 5 pm, or before 5 am, where the accepted norm; as long as it was two and you were through.
Note the above 1945 film noir's wiki time-stamp on Taylor Swift's 12.13 birthday.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Pretty sure I've found those two future Hollywood look alike movie star babes who will be accompanying me to your CHASED look alike acting premier in Seattle on October 26 at the CINERAMA.
Think Emma Watson hooks up with Kristen Stewart, and they both like it.
Oh yeah, Mr Relf carrys at lot of water in this town.
And we want to keep it that way.
In the prophetic tradition of ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD; when the leading men were always much older than their lovers.
Plus, cocktails after 5 pm, or before 5 am, where the accepted norm; as long as it was two and you were through.
Note the above 1945 film noir's wiki time-stamp on Taylor Swift's 12.13 birthday.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Pretty sure I've found those two future Hollywood look alike movie star babes who will be accompanying me to your CHASED look alike acting premier in Seattle on October 26 at the CINERAMA.
Think Emma Watson hooks up with Kristen Stewart, and they both like it.
Oh yeah, Mr Relf carrys at lot of water in this town.
And we want to keep it that way.
Friday, August 23, 2019
MY OWN SECRET IDAHO IN MONTANA
I would say that STAR's latest tabloid report about Ms Montana driving her tall Jewish Australian acter husband mad is most likely true.
Too bad for you.
Whereas, yours truly being the direct descendant of Jesus Fucking Christ himself in Mr Brown's THE DAVINCI CODE meets MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL; I always get what I want, when I want it.
Get it?
Never forget it.
Because... I caught my 1st ever German brown trout using [people] on a no.8 hook buckhair dryfly yellow grasshopper pattern on Rock Creek in Clinton, Montana.
And the rest was His story.
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PS SMILEY: The above River Phoenix sex scenes were shot in a country farm house where they built the new LDS templre campus outside of Roma.
Too bad for you.
Whereas, yours truly being the direct descendant of Jesus Fucking Christ himself in Mr Brown's THE DAVINCI CODE meets MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL; I always get what I want, when I want it.
Get it?
Never forget it.
Because... I caught my 1st ever German brown trout using [people] on a no.8 hook buckhair dryfly yellow grasshopper pattern on Rock Creek in Clinton, Montana.
And the rest was His story.
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PS SMILEY: The above River Phoenix sex scenes were shot in a country farm house where they built the new LDS templre campus outside of Roma.
THE SECRET COMBINATIONS
It took the secret Jewish society media almost a week to reluctantly leak the 20 JAIL HOUSE ROCK subpoenas that will lead to the Clinton's involvement in the murder of the wealthy Jewist atheist Jeffery Epstein, a.k.a. Seth Rich.
"I've been poor, and I've been rich. I like rich better." Bill Clinton, a.k.a. President Elvis.
This development confirming my two weeks notice heads up happening this week.
No shit Sherlock, as of 3:00 am before sunrise today, there were no headlines of it on any of the usual suspect internet news sites.
I actually had to go out of my way and Google "subpeonas" in order to find it.
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ONCE UPON A TIME NOTE: Most film critics will tell you that JAIL HOUSE ROCK is Elvis' best movie.
Some say VIVA LAS VEGAS.
Others say BLUE HAWAII.
To me it's a toss up.
Elvis himself claimed that it was his futuristic 1962 SEATTLE WORLDS FAIR movie.
Whatever, check out the historic event's Austin Powers male ego logo on wiki.
PS BEN SHAPIRO: There is no such thing as a non DNA Jew.
"Takes one to know one." Pierce Bros/nan
"Once a Jew, always a Jew." Adolf Hitler
"I've been poor, and I've been rich. I like rich better." Bill Clinton, a.k.a. President Elvis.
This development confirming my two weeks notice heads up happening this week.
No shit Sherlock, as of 3:00 am before sunrise today, there were no headlines of it on any of the usual suspect internet news sites.
I actually had to go out of my way and Google "subpeonas" in order to find it.
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ONCE UPON A TIME NOTE: Most film critics will tell you that JAIL HOUSE ROCK is Elvis' best movie.
Some say VIVA LAS VEGAS.
Others say BLUE HAWAII.
To me it's a toss up.
Elvis himself claimed that it was his futuristic 1962 SEATTLE WORLDS FAIR movie.
Whatever, check out the historic event's Austin Powers male ego logo on wiki.
PS BEN SHAPIRO: There is no such thing as a non DNA Jew.
"Takes one to know one." Pierce Bros/nan
"Once a Jew, always a Jew." Adolf Hitler
Thursday, August 22, 2019
SECRET IS MY MIDDLE NAME
In episode 25, season 2, the kitchen becomes a "dangerous" place.
Because the burnt Mexican food from there is at the heart and root of today's epidemic of physiological mental illnesses.
For example, the birth defect heart problems of Jimmy Kimmel's innocent little girl are because he took one too many trips to the $9 all you can eat buffet at CIRCUS CIRCUS in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets EATING RAOUL.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: In the upcoming right to work, non union, KINGDOM OF GOD; no money at all will be taken from the workers' wages.
And there certainly will not be any inheritance or income taxation without representation.
Plus it goes without saying, the guys get to have more than one girlfriend at a time.
"Taxation is theft." Adam Smith
Because the burnt Mexican food from there is at the heart and root of today's epidemic of physiological mental illnesses.
For example, the birth defect heart problems of Jimmy Kimmel's innocent little girl are because he took one too many trips to the $9 all you can eat buffet at CIRCUS CIRCUS in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets EATING RAOUL.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: In the upcoming right to work, non union, KINGDOM OF GOD; no money at all will be taken from the workers' wages.
And there certainly will not be any inheritance or income taxation without representation.
Plus it goes without saying, the guys get to have more than one girlfriend at a time.
"Taxation is theft." Adam Smith
MY SECRET PEARLS OF WISDOM
In no.62, Uncle Martian resorts to a pulsating reverse action dildo to catch the crooked cop Mr Brennan at Mrs Brown's "WELCOME BACK..." party for the new 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
Wherein Brennan is caught red handed with that iconic pearl necklace from the future Barabara Bush type neocon woman in REVELATION 17.
And the party's deplorable middle-aged blue collar working supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP turns out not to be the bad guy.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: I know how you feel.
Been there, done that, once upon a time.
As that guy who gets turned on watching you two fuck in JUSTIFY MY LOVE.
Just remember, when a brother dies, his surviving other brother is supposed to take care of his widow and her children.
In the blue eyed, blond haired KINGDOM OF GOD, there are no widows or orphans.
Not to mention any homeless negros who don't have a job.
Wherein Brennan is caught red handed with that iconic pearl necklace from the future Barabara Bush type neocon woman in REVELATION 17.
And the party's deplorable middle-aged blue collar working supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONAL TRUMP turns out not to be the bad guy.
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PS MILEY CYRUS: I know how you feel.
Been there, done that, once upon a time.
As that guy who gets turned on watching you two fuck in JUSTIFY MY LOVE.
Just remember, when a brother dies, his surviving other brother is supposed to take care of his widow and her children.
In the blue eyed, blond haired KINGDOM OF GOD, there are no widows or orphans.
Not to mention any homeless negros who don't have a job.
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
MY SECRET 25TH ANNIVERSARY
No.61 ends with the "one mighty and strong" line that says honesty is the best policy.
For an inspired future warning to Mr Brennan er all, and his arrogant secret agents with multiple college-letters degrees at the FBI/CIA/CNN that your time is up.
Pride comes before the fall.
August 1994, SLC, Utah, the SUNSTONE symposium at THE HYATT REGENCY.
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PULIZTER PRIZE NOTES: Rhymes with pulling your schmucker.
The Eastern EU surname 'Pulitzer' being Jewish, of course of course...
For an inspired future warning to Mr Brennan er all, and his arrogant secret agents with multiple college-letters degrees at the FBI/CIA/CNN that your time is up.
Pride comes before the fall.
August 1994, SLC, Utah, the SUNSTONE symposium at THE HYATT REGENCY.
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PULIZTER PRIZE NOTES: Rhymes with pulling your schmucker.
The Eastern EU surname 'Pulitzer' being Jewish, of course of course...
MY SECRET FLY PATTERN
Larry King finally filed for divorce after getting so steamed about everyone telling him that his tall Jewish wife looks like, and thinks like, the tall Jewish Melania Trump.
[Tall white NBA Slovenians are basically white Russian Jews.]
In confirmation of the S&P 500 closing at 2900.51 on the same day, because in episode 61, 500° is Uncle Martian's hot steamy sex boiling point.
And when he puts on his college football helmet and rabbit ears, Tim jokes about there being, "...some kind of an explosion."
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GREG'S CAST IRON TROUT: Often times fall season trout can have a foul musty taste if they have been bottom feeding over the long hot summer months in shallow stagnate water lakes that have little or no fresh water circulation or oxidation.
The exception being such cold spring fed waters like Martha Lake or Swamp Lake in Snohomish County.
Otherwise, marinate your batch in white rice vinegar brine overnight in the refrigerator.
That usually does the trick.
Hell, they practically fry themselves when you drop them into a pan of hot Canadian bacon grease.
PS DR EVIL: And the best part is, nothing that you can do or say at the WAPO can stop Austin Powers.
Ergo, if you don't pay me for AP:4, your sister will; no two ways about it.
TWO WEEKS NOTICE NOTES: Today is the first same-day of my two weeks warning dream.
But it could be tomorrow after sundown, or even the next day at sunrise, Jewishly speaking.
[Tall white NBA Slovenians are basically white Russian Jews.]
In confirmation of the S&P 500 closing at 2900.51 on the same day, because in episode 61, 500° is Uncle Martian's hot steamy sex boiling point.
And when he puts on his college football helmet and rabbit ears, Tim jokes about there being, "...some kind of an explosion."
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GREG'S CAST IRON TROUT: Often times fall season trout can have a foul musty taste if they have been bottom feeding over the long hot summer months in shallow stagnate water lakes that have little or no fresh water circulation or oxidation.
The exception being such cold spring fed waters like Martha Lake or Swamp Lake in Snohomish County.
Otherwise, marinate your batch in white rice vinegar brine overnight in the refrigerator.
That usually does the trick.
Hell, they practically fry themselves when you drop them into a pan of hot Canadian bacon grease.
PS DR EVIL: And the best part is, nothing that you can do or say at the WAPO can stop Austin Powers.
Ergo, if you don't pay me for AP:4, your sister will; no two ways about it.
TWO WEEKS NOTICE NOTES: Today is the first same-day of my two weeks warning dream.
But it could be tomorrow after sundown, or even the next day at sunrise, Jewishly speaking.
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
MY SECRET FLY FISHING HOLE
Larry King filed for divorce from Mrs Relf right after he said all those bad things about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Flash backwards; my favorite German brown trout hole on the Provo River in DANIEL 12 was less that 100 yards from their backyard brick wall.
Just across from where Peter Relf's father in law lived.
Who also died with his hand on the door knob, just like his grandfather died with his hand on the doorknob, somewhere on the top floors of Seattle's iconic SMITH TOWER monument to your typical uncircumcised boner.
"Would it be bragging if I said that I don't need VIAGRA?" Larry King on Charlie Rose.
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Flash backwards; my favorite German brown trout hole on the Provo River in DANIEL 12 was less that 100 yards from their backyard brick wall.
Just across from where Peter Relf's father in law lived.
Who also died with his hand on the door knob, just like his grandfather died with his hand on the doorknob, somewhere on the top floors of Seattle's iconic SMITH TOWER monument to your typical uncircumcised boner.
"Would it be bragging if I said that I don't need VIAGRA?" Larry King on Charlie Rose.
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MY SECRET HOMAGENINGS
"I think I'm onto something big."
"I'm trying to stop a murder... Mine!"
Says the sicko Mr Brennan in no.61 while online with his associate 'Martin' at the local CIA branch office in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD meets BURN AFTER READING.
After he finds my GSR/TWN codes written down on a hard copy 8x11 note pad.
Following the good doctor saying that it might even take a [42 months] period for him to completely get over his fascistic stiff neck and arm condition.
Therefore, Martin asks Brennan if he is talking about somebody trying to electrocute him, per GUILTY AS CHARGED meets THE ADAMS FAMILY.
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PS STREEP: An update of THE RUSSIAN SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD in Seattle might be a more age appropriate concept.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Michael says that your own private retro 1970s episode of THE LOVE BOAT is the one that plays homage to 1974's THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN movie trailer.
"I'm trying to stop a murder... Mine!"
Says the sicko Mr Brennan in no.61 while online with his associate 'Martin' at the local CIA branch office in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD meets BURN AFTER READING.
After he finds my GSR/TWN codes written down on a hard copy 8x11 note pad.
Following the good doctor saying that it might even take a [42 months] period for him to completely get over his fascistic stiff neck and arm condition.
Therefore, Martin asks Brennan if he is talking about somebody trying to electrocute him, per GUILTY AS CHARGED meets THE ADAMS FAMILY.
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PS STREEP: An update of THE RUSSIAN SPY WHO CAME IN FROM THE COLD in Seattle might be a more age appropriate concept.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Michael says that your own private retro 1970s episode of THE LOVE BOAT is the one that plays homage to 1974's THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN movie trailer.
Monday, August 19, 2019
MY SECRET LOVE CHILD BABY
MADONNA wants to be my future secret 61 year-old baby in JUSIFY MY LOVE, because the mother Madonna figure in REVELATION 12 has a baby boy who represents the upcoming kingdom of Jesus Fucking Christ.
Who gets rescued from the flooding Nyle [Smith] river in DANIEL 12 by the world; and not by the negro priesthood holders at today's mormon church.
Cue the muted trumpets.
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PS GEORGE NOORY: More antichrist guests, less antimormon guests.
Desperate and troubled folks who can't sleep at night, usually want to hear both sides of the issues.
Especially coming from a late night host who knows how to speak out from both sides of his mouth.
PS NEVE: I asked God last night if episode 10 in season 5 might be some kind of a ten virgins prophecy thing in THE LOVE BOAT tv series.
But I got no big 'high five' from Him on that one.
Will keep praying about it.
Have faith.
Who gets rescued from the flooding Nyle [Smith] river in DANIEL 12 by the world; and not by the negro priesthood holders at today's mormon church.
Cue the muted trumpets.
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PS GEORGE NOORY: More antichrist guests, less antimormon guests.
Desperate and troubled folks who can't sleep at night, usually want to hear both sides of the issues.
Especially coming from a late night host who knows how to speak out from both sides of his mouth.
PS NEVE: I asked God last night if episode 10 in season 5 might be some kind of a ten virgins prophecy thing in THE LOVE BOAT tv series.
But I got no big 'high five' from Him on that one.
Will keep praying about it.
Have faith.
MY SECRET SEX LIFE
YOUTUBE's 1990 video of JUSTIFY MY LOVE goes straight to 1999's STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1 if you just keep it playing.
Which is set in Edmonds, Washington during the time when no.1 would be covering all 106 episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN from outerspace.
Incorporating all of my present location's big wave and storm cloud themes at cloudmakerpictures.com.
Ergo, the 1990s BBC band also did WOULD YOU GO TO BED WITH ME? which was a huuge smash no.1 hit in Putin's Russia.
Featuring their brown skinned lead singer crashing her egg shaped UFO ship from Mars.
Underscored by Moroni's blasting temple top trumpets that represent the advent of THE BRANCH.
Whereas, they are still exclusively represented in the mother land by a [computer hacking?] company called IKON.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Get this, the TOUCH & GO page at WIKI was last updated on Bud Harkom's birthday at 18:35.
Every dog tag has his day, according to ISAIAH 56:10-11.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: God cast your look alike lover in STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1 so that people would make the i.e. etc. connection to Edmonds.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Sunday morning at 10:03 am, Michael showed me that one of THE LOVE BOAT's 249 episodes was especially about and for you baby.
Now all I have to do is get down on my knees and ask him which one was it?
Since practically every one of them had something to do with Donald Trump becoming PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, and his girlfriend too.
Which is set in Edmonds, Washington during the time when no.1 would be covering all 106 episodes of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN from outerspace.
Incorporating all of my present location's big wave and storm cloud themes at cloudmakerpictures.com.
Ergo, the 1990s BBC band also did WOULD YOU GO TO BED WITH ME? which was a huuge smash no.1 hit in Putin's Russia.
Featuring their brown skinned lead singer crashing her egg shaped UFO ship from Mars.
Underscored by Moroni's blasting temple top trumpets that represent the advent of THE BRANCH.
Whereas, they are still exclusively represented in the mother land by a [computer hacking?] company called IKON.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Get this, the TOUCH & GO page at WIKI was last updated on Bud Harkom's birthday at 18:35.
Every dog tag has his day, according to ISAIAH 56:10-11.
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: God cast your look alike lover in STRAIGHT TO NUMBER 1 so that people would make the i.e. etc. connection to Edmonds.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: Sunday morning at 10:03 am, Michael showed me that one of THE LOVE BOAT's 249 episodes was especially about and for you baby.
Now all I have to do is get down on my knees and ask him which one was it?
Since practically every one of them had something to do with Donald Trump becoming PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, and his girlfriend too.
Sunday, August 18, 2019
MY SECRET OF SECRETS
Mrs Brown's secret lover, Mr Brennan, put himself through 7 years of college indoctrination by whitewashing the expatriot STATUE OF LIBERTY two times in no.61.
Ergo, his spineless weak back has a spasm that freezes him in the position of the above French monument to democratic socialism; as he whitewashes Mrs Brown's rent control apartment in 1963 Westwood.
And when his two relatives of Judah and Ephraim help him down from his Jacob's ladder, his frozen body looks like some reformed Nazi salute statue.
In confirmation of the CIA trying to overthrough the democratic election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2016.
Mainly because they were in a panic about Barack Obama's fake birth certificate scandal taking them down with him.
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: The so-called antichrist in DANIEL 9 is already here. And he is now living it up in Edmonds, Washington; while waiting for all of his ducks to line up in a row by this fall.
"I know who you are..."
MADONNA, October 29-30, 1990, in JUSTIFY MY LOVE; now 61 years-old.
Ergo, his spineless weak back has a spasm that freezes him in the position of the above French monument to democratic socialism; as he whitewashes Mrs Brown's rent control apartment in 1963 Westwood.
And when his two relatives of Judah and Ephraim help him down from his Jacob's ladder, his frozen body looks like some reformed Nazi salute statue.
In confirmation of the CIA trying to overthrough the democratic election of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2016.
Mainly because they were in a panic about Barack Obama's fake birth certificate scandal taking them down with him.
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: The so-called antichrist in DANIEL 9 is already here. And he is now living it up in Edmonds, Washington; while waiting for all of his ducks to line up in a row by this fall.
"I know who you are..."
MADONNA, October 29-30, 1990, in JUSTIFY MY LOVE; now 61 years-old.
MY SECRET SNEAK PEEK
Two weeks ago in a dream, Meryl Streep told me, "You are going to sell your screenplay."
But she didn't say which one.
Hopefully it's the two-4-oner that happens in Florence and Sienna, Italy.
Talk about everybody doubling down on their upcoming publicity campaigns for the 2020 election season.
See the NEXFLIX movie trailer for MURDER MYSTERY just for second thoughts.
Where they still play first run Woody Allen flicks in real time brick and mortar movie theatres.
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MOVIE NOTES: They shot the above [CHASED] shooting scene in that narrow street location directly below my LDS missionary flat in Sienna; circa November 1972.
Per the 1260 days film trailer for STEALING BEAUTY.
But she didn't say which one.
Hopefully it's the two-4-oner that happens in Florence and Sienna, Italy.
Talk about everybody doubling down on their upcoming publicity campaigns for the 2020 election season.
See the NEXFLIX movie trailer for MURDER MYSTERY just for second thoughts.
Where they still play first run Woody Allen flicks in real time brick and mortar movie theatres.
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MOVIE NOTES: They shot the above [CHASED] shooting scene in that narrow street location directly below my LDS missionary flat in Sienna; circa November 1972.
Per the 1260 days film trailer for STEALING BEAUTY.
Saturday, August 17, 2019
MY SINISTER SECRET
Uncle Martian gets so steamed by Mr Brennan er all "bugging" PRESIDENT FKR FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, that he can't wait to make his calling and election made sure again in 2020.
Which the 61st episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN portrays as "mental theropy" designed to blow off steam.
YEA! "Keep Portland weird!"
The more the better...
FESTIVAS FOR THE REST OF US!!
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian uses a section of that same steel tube I saw in front of house number 211, located across from Edmonds' 1960s mod squad space rock/et monument at the [CAR 54] police station.
The more things change...
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PS RUSH: A major part of Plan B was to protect the FBI and NYT etc. from their guilty involvement in Barack Obama's fake Hawaiian birth certificate.
As confirmed by this weekend's big Hawaiian themed "TASTE OF EDMONDS" happening.
Think THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets CAPTAIN RON meets 50 FIRST DATES.
PS LL: If you can bring yourself to show up on time, I AM will incorporate your topless beach resort location in my FOR YOUR EYES ONLY rip off.
Which the 61st episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN portrays as "mental theropy" designed to blow off steam.
YEA! "Keep Portland weird!"
The more the better...
FESTIVAS FOR THE REST OF US!!
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian uses a section of that same steel tube I saw in front of house number 211, located across from Edmonds' 1960s mod squad space rock/et monument at the [CAR 54] police station.
The more things change...
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PS RUSH: A major part of Plan B was to protect the FBI and NYT etc. from their guilty involvement in Barack Obama's fake Hawaiian birth certificate.
As confirmed by this weekend's big Hawaiian themed "TASTE OF EDMONDS" happening.
Think THE BIG LEBOWSKI meets CAPTAIN RON meets 50 FIRST DATES.
PS LL: If you can bring yourself to show up on time, I AM will incorporate your topless beach resort location in my FOR YOUR EYES ONLY rip off.
MY SECRET 61ST
"I don't know what it is, but I'm positive he's up to something."
Says the future and former CIA Director Mr Brennan in episode 24, season 2 about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's "sinister plot" to get elected again in 2020.
Who began the prophetic 61st episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN by painting Mrs Brown's house in confirmation of DeNiro's new "house painter" hit man in THE IRISHMAN trailer.
That ends with Mr Brennan's shared opinion with Tony Scaramucci that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is a dangerous crazy man.
And in the end, Uncle Martian says that Brennan er all don't understand the "abnormal psychology" of America's COLT .45 supporters.
"You look like you're 61." Larry Daugherty, Bonney Lake, 2018..
"My son is mentally ill." BRIDES OF DRACULA
See the entire 1960 HAMMER FILMS movie for free on YOUTUBE.
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Says the future and former CIA Director Mr Brennan in episode 24, season 2 about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's "sinister plot" to get elected again in 2020.
Who began the prophetic 61st episode of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN by painting Mrs Brown's house in confirmation of DeNiro's new "house painter" hit man in THE IRISHMAN trailer.
That ends with Mr Brennan's shared opinion with Tony Scaramucci that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is a dangerous crazy man.
And in the end, Uncle Martian says that Brennan er all don't understand the "abnormal psychology" of America's COLT .45 supporters.
"You look like you're 61." Larry Daugherty, Bonney Lake, 2018..
"My son is mentally ill." BRIDES OF DRACULA
See the entire 1960 HAMMER FILMS movie for free on YOUTUBE.
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Friday, August 16, 2019
MY SECRET SPEAK EASY
EASY RIDER's co-star of URLEE'S GOLD died right after Edmonds' ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD theater posted on their sign a special CIMEMA PARADISO screening of the above 1969ish movie.Shit happens for a reaso.
Like we could remake that crap at cloudmakerpictures.com easy for only 70k; Hwy.410 standing in for the old Rt.666 in NATURAL BORN KILLERS meets DOCTOR DETROIT.
I'm thinking David Wagner playing the deplorable Donald Trump supporter who rides shotgun on some old 1990s pickup in the 2020 rip off movie.
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PS KIT WINN: Today's apostate mormon church got on the apostate protestant feminist teetotaler bandwagon during the unconstitutional prohibition era; mostly because they just wanted to please the worldly.
Nowadays, it's all about letting thier godess women hold the false priesthood of Egypt, yada yada.
By the by; if you are experiencing any irregularity problems these days, try the truffle pate made with chichen livers at TRADER JOES.
It's to die for.
Like we could remake that crap at cloudmakerpictures.com easy for only 70k; Hwy.410 standing in for the old Rt.666 in NATURAL BORN KILLERS meets DOCTOR DETROIT.
I'm thinking David Wagner playing the deplorable Donald Trump supporter who rides shotgun on some old 1990s pickup in the 2020 rip off movie.
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PS KIT WINN: Today's apostate mormon church got on the apostate protestant feminist teetotaler bandwagon during the unconstitutional prohibition era; mostly because they just wanted to please the worldly.
Nowadays, it's all about letting thier godess women hold the false priesthood of Egypt, yada yada.
By the by; if you are experiencing any irregularity problems these days, try the truffle pate made with chichen livers at TRADER JOES.
It's to die for.
MY SECRET RATES
That greasy plastic sack full of dirty little secret pearls of wisdom and precious gem stone necklaces, discovered underneath my 450 SL in the AMERICAN GIGOLO, are the same hidden pet rocks in episode 60.
Whereas that entire ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD thing was still happening well into the late 70s and early 80s.
For example, the last traditional James Bond 007 movie made was 85's A VIEW TO A KILL.
Co-starring a 56ish looking yours truly with a haircut, skinny arms, and a little too thick above the belt.
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NO.45 NOTES: Looks like ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD is going to 'play it again' for a second week straight in Edmonds.
No word yet if they are going to reboot their free 1976 summer of love midnight showings of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: All of my limited time share condo opportunities in Edmonds are now sold out.
But you never know when somebody can drop out of the deal, for whatever excuse; like in the movie trailer prophecy for DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
Hey, shit always happens for a reason.
PS KEN KEISLER: A place for everything, and everything in it's place.
That goes for you too Kit Winn.
Not mentioning Emma Stone or Emma Watson.
Whereas that entire ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD thing was still happening well into the late 70s and early 80s.
For example, the last traditional James Bond 007 movie made was 85's A VIEW TO A KILL.
Co-starring a 56ish looking yours truly with a haircut, skinny arms, and a little too thick above the belt.
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NO.45 NOTES: Looks like ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD is going to 'play it again' for a second week straight in Edmonds.
No word yet if they are going to reboot their free 1976 summer of love midnight showings of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: All of my limited time share condo opportunities in Edmonds are now sold out.
But you never know when somebody can drop out of the deal, for whatever excuse; like in the movie trailer prophecy for DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRALS.
Hey, shit always happens for a reason.
PS KEN KEISLER: A place for everything, and everything in it's place.
That goes for you too Kit Winn.
Not mentioning Emma Stone or Emma Watson.
Thursday, August 15, 2019
MY SECRET SIGN POSTS
That surprise 3.5 movement near the Old Faithful Geyser in YELLOWSTONE, southeast of Lone Star Geyser, was a 1960s era YOGI THE BEAR feeds the bear in REVELATION 13 kind of thing.
About yours truly getting that sudden gusher at the end of the first act in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Since Old Faithful erupts like about every 60 minutes.
However, in my case that only happens around every two weeks.
And in yesterday's case, it was the fried razor clams I got at SPUDS.
The week before that, it was the cold smoked sockeye I got at TRADER JOES.
Guess I'm not as young as I used to be.
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About yours truly getting that sudden gusher at the end of the first act in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
Since Old Faithful erupts like about every 60 minutes.
However, in my case that only happens around every two weeks.
And in yesterday's case, it was the fried razor clams I got at SPUDS.
The week before that, it was the cold smoked sockeye I got at TRADER JOES.
Guess I'm not as young as I used to be.
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MY SECRET INVISIBLE TENNIS BALL RACKET
Uncle Martian tells his liberal journalist relation that he used too much top spin in his Russian collusion racket in episode no.60; think 60 MINUTES.
Which almost wacked him upside the head and made him wacky.
So he demonstrates how a 90° right angle hit to the head is what's needed to see the invisible truth hidden away today by the secret combinations on COAST TO COAST and CBS, etc. etc.
That represents the right angle square in the Egyptian Scotish templre rites of King Solomon.
Whereas, all masons and carpenters use a right angle square when laying bricks and pounding nails.
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LOVE ISRAEL NOTES: "Grip the penis firmly, like you would a tennis racket." THE JOY OF SEX, the 1979 edition.
FAN NOTES: That is yours truly sitting on a memorial bench under a map in no.60. Who played the INVISIBLE MAN mummy at some regional theater production of KING TUT, a.k.a. Mr Wally.
PS DENNIS BEENER: When I'm driving taxi the rule is two and I'm through.
But when I'm riding on that magic bus, the rule is four and no more.
PS MR PRESIDENT: If there is a recession, you will win the election.
No two ways about it.
PS SMILEY: After I saw your older sister's INSTAGRAMs on Como Lake, I saw those three golden seagulls perched at the back entrance car garage to EL CAPITANO.
PS DR EVIL: Amazing fantasy business sucksex happens for a God given reason.
Which almost wacked him upside the head and made him wacky.
So he demonstrates how a 90° right angle hit to the head is what's needed to see the invisible truth hidden away today by the secret combinations on COAST TO COAST and CBS, etc. etc.
That represents the right angle square in the Egyptian Scotish templre rites of King Solomon.
Whereas, all masons and carpenters use a right angle square when laying bricks and pounding nails.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
LOVE ISRAEL NOTES: "Grip the penis firmly, like you would a tennis racket." THE JOY OF SEX, the 1979 edition.
FAN NOTES: That is yours truly sitting on a memorial bench under a map in no.60. Who played the INVISIBLE MAN mummy at some regional theater production of KING TUT, a.k.a. Mr Wally.
PS DENNIS BEENER: When I'm driving taxi the rule is two and I'm through.
But when I'm riding on that magic bus, the rule is four and no more.
PS MR PRESIDENT: If there is a recession, you will win the election.
No two ways about it.
PS SMILEY: After I saw your older sister's INSTAGRAMs on Como Lake, I saw those three golden seagulls perched at the back entrance car garage to EL CAPITANO.
PS DR EVIL: Amazing fantasy business sucksex happens for a God given reason.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
MY SECRET PREMIER
I only got to the part where yours truly admits that I AM is just a has been in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD at Edmonds' historic single screen movie theather.
When I had to squirt so bad that I needed a much larger and higher forked shitter, with thicker TP to boot, like they have at STARBUCKS.
And as I speed walked past the French expatriot bar nextdoor, I heard my white Nazi South African double bartender tell his regular white Russian cocktails crowd, to great applause, "HELL NO!"
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PS CHAD: One of the body primer options at expeditionmotorcompany.com is just have the whole she bang galvanized.
PS JIM CARREY: I paid for it this time. You pay for it next time. Plus you get last cut rights; per your prophetic 1990s movie trailer for THE CABLE GUY: 2.
Hey, shit happens...
I shit you not...
Where there's shit there's flies...
"Ok, that's enough..." AP:2
When I had to squirt so bad that I needed a much larger and higher forked shitter, with thicker TP to boot, like they have at STARBUCKS.
And as I speed walked past the French expatriot bar nextdoor, I heard my white Nazi South African double bartender tell his regular white Russian cocktails crowd, to great applause, "HELL NO!"
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PS CHAD: One of the body primer options at expeditionmotorcompany.com is just have the whole she bang galvanized.
PS JIM CARREY: I paid for it this time. You pay for it next time. Plus you get last cut rights; per your prophetic 1990s movie trailer for THE CABLE GUY: 2.
Hey, shit happens...
I shit you not...
Where there's shit there's flies...
"Ok, that's enough..." AP:2
MY SECRET IDENTITY
"But this is a people robbed..." ISAIAH 42:22
A.k.a. episode 60 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, wherein Uncle Martian loses his 666 identity chip along with Tim's 2 NEPHI 8 painting.
And then Mrs Bown appears in the 5.0 WINDOWS holding a platter of marijuana brownies.
And in the end, Uncle Martian tells the very suspicious CIA Director Brennan figure, "They that know no evil, will suspect none."
Per the final shot of everything being turned upside down during the course of the 42 months of paranoid Jew investigations into PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
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PS DAVID WAGNER: The reason why your 6 kids are no longer interested in the bland Mormon church is because the 666 chip in the hand is more interesting and exciting.
Hello Heather, Chad, and Ashley.
For example, the 666 chip in the above episode looks like an FDR dime token, complete with double Roman fasci torches.
Whereas today's millennials are more interested in their bong torch than going to some boring church meeting on any given Sunday.
PS EMMA WATSON: In the above episode, Tim assumes the position of Sodom&Egypt as they role play robbing your upstairs garage apartment in England.
Then they talk about the possibility of the crooks looking for precious gem stones or jewelry hidden in the green couch cushions, etc.
PS CHAD: The reason why just a double primer mat grey coating appeals to me is because driving up and down gravel roads in the Cascades is going to chip away at any paint job anyway; no matter how much you payed for it.
Plus my garage mates at expeditionmotorcompany.com have now come out with a thick primer coating that almost looks white anyway.
PS JIM CAR REY: You still got the gig in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF if you want it.
Never did hear back from Jon Heder's typical Jewish Hollywood agent anyway.
A.k.a. episode 60 of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN, wherein Uncle Martian loses his 666 identity chip along with Tim's 2 NEPHI 8 painting.
And then Mrs Bown appears in the 5.0 WINDOWS holding a platter of marijuana brownies.
And in the end, Uncle Martian tells the very suspicious CIA Director Brennan figure, "They that know no evil, will suspect none."
Per the final shot of everything being turned upside down during the course of the 42 months of paranoid Jew investigations into PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS DAVID WAGNER: The reason why your 6 kids are no longer interested in the bland Mormon church is because the 666 chip in the hand is more interesting and exciting.
Hello Heather, Chad, and Ashley.
For example, the 666 chip in the above episode looks like an FDR dime token, complete with double Roman fasci torches.
Whereas today's millennials are more interested in their bong torch than going to some boring church meeting on any given Sunday.
PS EMMA WATSON: In the above episode, Tim assumes the position of Sodom&Egypt as they role play robbing your upstairs garage apartment in England.
Then they talk about the possibility of the crooks looking for precious gem stones or jewelry hidden in the green couch cushions, etc.
PS CHAD: The reason why just a double primer mat grey coating appeals to me is because driving up and down gravel roads in the Cascades is going to chip away at any paint job anyway; no matter how much you payed for it.
Plus my garage mates at expeditionmotorcompany.com have now come out with a thick primer coating that almost looks white anyway.
PS JIM CAR REY: You still got the gig in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF if you want it.
Never did hear back from Jon Heder's typical Jewish Hollywood agent anyway.
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
MY SECRET OPINION
My orgasmic white granite pet rock sculpture in Edmonds is a marred stone that represents my marred motherfucker A-bomb servent in 3 NEPHI 20+.
And that's the way I like it.
Hee hee...
In confirmation of me having a little meet and greet moment at QFC Sunday with the last born 29ish love child of the LOVE ISRAEL commune in Arlington; code named Judah Israel.
No shit, the dude actually lives like about two streets over from me in uptown Edmonds, off 76th.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS KATY: Coming up, episode 23; season 2; a.k.a. no.60.
PS KS: Just saw your amazing magazine cover homage at QFC to BARRY LONDON.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The movie trailer for ONE EYED JACKS is about you winning it all again in 2020.
Whereas it was one of those spaghetti western fads starring Elvis in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD meets THE GOOD, BAD, AND THE UGLY.
And that's the way I like it.
Hee hee...
In confirmation of me having a little meet and greet moment at QFC Sunday with the last born 29ish love child of the LOVE ISRAEL commune in Arlington; code named Judah Israel.
No shit, the dude actually lives like about two streets over from me in uptown Edmonds, off 76th.
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PS KATY: Coming up, episode 23; season 2; a.k.a. no.60.
PS KS: Just saw your amazing magazine cover homage at QFC to BARRY LONDON.
PS MR PRESIDENT: The movie trailer for ONE EYED JACKS is about you winning it all again in 2020.
Whereas it was one of those spaghetti western fads starring Elvis in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD meets THE GOOD, BAD, AND THE UGLY.
MY SECRET UNDERSTANDING
I understand that the earth's changing atmosphere is what turned the red switch green on Uncle Martian's UFO ALFA because Jesus told his prophet that today's greens are red on the inside; just like a big fat watermelon from Green River, Utah.
Whereas uncle Martian takes photos of the toy king in episode 59 using a mini spy camera the size of today's iPhones.
In confirmation of the time when virtually all of the high tech oligarchs would be spying on their users.
And all of today's paranoid conspiracy media types on the left would be making fun of the Epstein conspiracies.
Like him dying on the 5th anniversary of Robbin Williams hanging himself in the Bay Area, yada yada.
According to the Jewish tradition of one date becoming the next same date at sundown on the Gregorian calendar.
In other words, July 3 can also be July 4, depending.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: My understanding is that today is going to be a very special "Edmonds kind of day..." for you.
And that's a good thing.
PS COUSIN PEGGY: My entire life changed, and I became born again, on that fatefull night in your parent's guest room on October 9, 1990.
When my election and calling was made sure in a vision about me being willing to sacrifice my first born son Sean.
Therefore, now I can fuck Miley Cyrus without even marrying her first; and I still get to go to heaven.
Same thing goes for Megan Fox.
Hey, crazy in the head, great in bed.
Whereas uncle Martian takes photos of the toy king in episode 59 using a mini spy camera the size of today's iPhones.
In confirmation of the time when virtually all of the high tech oligarchs would be spying on their users.
And all of today's paranoid conspiracy media types on the left would be making fun of the Epstein conspiracies.
Like him dying on the 5th anniversary of Robbin Williams hanging himself in the Bay Area, yada yada.
According to the Jewish tradition of one date becoming the next same date at sundown on the Gregorian calendar.
In other words, July 3 can also be July 4, depending.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
PS BRUCE WILLIS: My understanding is that today is going to be a very special "Edmonds kind of day..." for you.
And that's a good thing.
PS COUSIN PEGGY: My entire life changed, and I became born again, on that fatefull night in your parent's guest room on October 9, 1990.
When my election and calling was made sure in a vision about me being willing to sacrifice my first born son Sean.
Therefore, now I can fuck Miley Cyrus without even marrying her first; and I still get to go to heaven.
Same thing goes for Megan Fox.
Hey, crazy in the head, great in bed.
Monday, August 12, 2019
MY SECRET DAY SPA
I was checking out that giant pet rock monument to me in front of OMBU Monday afternoon when Scarlett Johansson stopped her white OUTBACK in traffic; bearing a pet dog bone decal on the back.
Me noting that the vagina-insert piece was a waters of life depiction that is continuously overflowing with the eternal ejaculations in my SON OF CHRIST spinoffs based on THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
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TWO XS NEWSLETTER
PS GWYNETH PAL: The OMBU spa is just one of the many locations in Edmonds that was inspired by the upcoming physical transfiguration.
Whereas, OMBU's big wet white granite pet rock sculpture is sitting on a bed of smooth wet pet rocks.
See those two Scandinavian movie trailers for HAPPY ENDING and MIDSOMMER just for starters.
The latter just being confirmed by the inevitable breakup of Miley Cyrus and her comic book marriage husband from Australia.
Me noting that the vagina-insert piece was a waters of life depiction that is continuously overflowing with the eternal ejaculations in my SON OF CHRIST spinoffs based on THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
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PS GWYNETH PAL: The OMBU spa is just one of the many locations in Edmonds that was inspired by the upcoming physical transfiguration.
Whereas, OMBU's big wet white granite pet rock sculpture is sitting on a bed of smooth wet pet rocks.
See those two Scandinavian movie trailers for HAPPY ENDING and MIDSOMMER just for starters.
The latter just being confirmed by the inevitable breakup of Miley Cyrus and her comic book marriage husband from Australia.
MY SECRET HIDEOUT
"The best place to hide something is in plain sight." Says Uncle Martian in regards to the lost UFO tribes of Israel in episode 59.
After he gets his [growing erection] ride back from "The king of the space toys." Who also invented those three dolls just seen on Lake Como.
The youngest one being a prophetic prototype of today's stripper sex doll robot toys for big boys.
Whereas his new "FLYING SAUCER BOOMERANG" is an Australian idea that is now being shipped out of the episode's future AMAZON warehouse in Seattle.
Jeff Bezos being a huuge fan of adult rocket toys from Mars.
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CLASSIC TV FAN NOTES: The star of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN was played by Ray Walston. Whose surname means 'town with wall's in old English. Of course, the name Ray means 'king'.
PS MILEY SIRE US: The 54th chapter of ISAIAH is all about you and your sisters baby; welcome to the club.
By the by, you posted that INSTAGRAM of you crawling on Gwyneth Paltrow's white pussy cat sofa well before I saw the 2003 trailer for CRAWL for the first time in 6.66 years.
After he gets his [growing erection] ride back from "The king of the space toys." Who also invented those three dolls just seen on Lake Como.
The youngest one being a prophetic prototype of today's stripper sex doll robot toys for big boys.
Whereas his new "FLYING SAUCER BOOMERANG" is an Australian idea that is now being shipped out of the episode's future AMAZON warehouse in Seattle.
Jeff Bezos being a huuge fan of adult rocket toys from Mars.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
CLASSIC TV FAN NOTES: The star of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN was played by Ray Walston. Whose surname means 'town with wall's in old English. Of course, the name Ray means 'king'.
PS MILEY SIRE US: The 54th chapter of ISAIAH is all about you and your sisters baby; welcome to the club.
By the by, you posted that INSTAGRAM of you crawling on Gwyneth Paltrow's white pussy cat sofa well before I saw the 2003 trailer for CRAWL for the first time in 6.66 years.
Sunday, August 11, 2019
MY SECRET SPINOFF
Beginning with the 50th anniversary of the Charles Mansion murders, three of my young sex cult wives posted their latest INSTAGRAMs from a motorboat in front of George Clooney's mansion on Lake Como.
So yes, I was not joking about me being able to order the grey skinned and pink spotted DOLLY VARDEN trout from right off the menue there, circa THE FRESHMAN meets DON JUAN DE MARCO; just for starters.
And now CASPER THE FRIENDLY HOLY GHOST has just informed me that I can hire four girl scout teenagers to pack in my heavy tent bags etc. into the Jordan Lakes area for free, plus free trailhead registration and parking fees.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESLETTER
PS NYT: Epstein hung himself in the same fake news spirit that ya all are now hanging yourselves with, literaturely speaking.
PS PALTROW: Last night I dreamed that you invited me to sit down on your couch and read a few pages of your 2BC hard copy with you.
Me noting that the older copy you have only goes up to section 188.
So yes, I was not joking about me being able to order the grey skinned and pink spotted DOLLY VARDEN trout from right off the menue there, circa THE FRESHMAN meets DON JUAN DE MARCO; just for starters.
And now CASPER THE FRIENDLY HOLY GHOST has just informed me that I can hire four girl scout teenagers to pack in my heavy tent bags etc. into the Jordan Lakes area for free, plus free trailhead registration and parking fees.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESLETTER
PS NYT: Epstein hung himself in the same fake news spirit that ya all are now hanging yourselves with, literaturely speaking.
PS PALTROW: Last night I dreamed that you invited me to sit down on your couch and read a few pages of your 2BC hard copy with you.
Me noting that the older copy you have only goes up to section 188.
MY SECRET PRISONER
Miley Cyrus' new prisoner of love in chains INSTAGRAM was all about that sexy choker with a lock on it around Kristen Stewart's neck.
Fuck yeah, I do like em on the younger side.
Whereas, "He was taken from prison and from judgement:" ISAIAH 53:8
Or in other words...
"This will be your last prison sentence..." Michael telling me, about to my time spent for good behavior in Edmonds, Washington.
Compare sub notes with MOSIAH 14.
[Rhymes with Moses]
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: That flying saucer lamp in no.58 is shown right when Uncle Martian gives a GSR/TWN note to the police dispatcher lady about Mr Black.
Then we see those two coppers of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11 getting all tied up in knotts about it.
PS BRUCE: The original 2013 trailer for CRAWL is my idea of a great ripoff movie at a fraction of the price.
Think CHASED meets every [PRACTICAL MAGIC] movie ever made by Sandra Bullock since her marriage to Jesse James suddenly crashed and burned.
See the Canadian film trailer version first.
Co-starring that actor from Seattle who always enjoyed role playing yours truly as a rich guy of the same age as me who liked young girls.
Fuck yeah, I do like em on the younger side.
Whereas, "He was taken from prison and from judgement:" ISAIAH 53:8
Or in other words...
"This will be your last prison sentence..." Michael telling me, about to my time spent for good behavior in Edmonds, Washington.
Compare sub notes with MOSIAH 14.
[Rhymes with Moses]
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COAST TO COAST LISTENER NOTES: That flying saucer lamp in no.58 is shown right when Uncle Martian gives a GSR/TWN note to the police dispatcher lady about Mr Black.
Then we see those two coppers of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11 getting all tied up in knotts about it.
PS BRUCE: The original 2013 trailer for CRAWL is my idea of a great ripoff movie at a fraction of the price.
Think CHASED meets every [PRACTICAL MAGIC] movie ever made by Sandra Bullock since her marriage to Jesse James suddenly crashed and burned.
See the Canadian film trailer version first.
Co-starring that actor from Seattle who always enjoyed role playing yours truly as a rich guy of the same age as me who liked young girls.
Saturday, August 10, 2019
MY SECRET VERDICT
They pulled the switch on Epstein in confirmation of his handsome Jewish look alike candidate for [Arkansas] governor in the prophetic vigilante justice trailer for GUILTY AS CHARGED.
Wherein PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets a second chance in 2020.
After they discover who was really behind the murder of Seth Rich and Donald Young, etc. etc... a.k.a. Mr Black.
"I am America's first black President." Bill Clinton, 1995.
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1995
PS HEATHER GRAHAM: Was there ever a prettier girl than you back in 1992?
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Goes without saying; cousin Dave's adopted 7 year-old daughter is going to be the next big [HANNA MONTANA] star in your upcoming DISNEY CHANNEL 1960s style television show series.
Naturally, David Relf will get the usual 15% as her adult guardian parent manager.
I'm thinking Paul Nestor writing and directing from behind the camera.
Wherein PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets a second chance in 2020.
After they discover who was really behind the murder of Seth Rich and Donald Young, etc. etc... a.k.a. Mr Black.
"I am America's first black President." Bill Clinton, 1995.
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1995
PS HEATHER GRAHAM: Was there ever a prettier girl than you back in 1992?
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Goes without saying; cousin Dave's adopted 7 year-old daughter is going to be the next big [HANNA MONTANA] star in your upcoming DISNEY CHANNEL 1960s style television show series.
Naturally, David Relf will get the usual 15% as her adult guardian parent manager.
I'm thinking Paul Nestor writing and directing from behind the camera.
MY SECRET BACKGROUND
The new 'background check' fad is a white supremacy spinoff about the lost tribes of Israel looking more seriously into their background history.
Along the same line as the AR-15 being a Divinely inspired reference to the temple being filled with gunsmoke in REV.15.
"Praise God and pass the ammo!" Bruce Willis, circa 1995.
Ergo, the above BUSHMASTER version is the prefered American choice over the formidable Russian Korean RK-47.
See every James Bond 007 movie ever made starting with Pierce Bronsan.
And yes I know, the WALTER 9 is a piece of crap compared to the HECKLER & KOCH 45.
At least it was back in the 1260s.
Nowadays you never know.
Now that everybody has seriously upped their game and improved the quality of their weapons.
Heck, even Brazil is making some of the finest handguns these days, for half the price.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTE: In episode 58, the 7 fingers on the 666 hand are the seven hills in REV.13. Represented by the free lunch sea shore clam chowder soup. For the time when I would be blogging from Edmonds' quaint little seaside village in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Along the same line as the AR-15 being a Divinely inspired reference to the temple being filled with gunsmoke in REV.15.
"Praise God and pass the ammo!" Bruce Willis, circa 1995.
Ergo, the above BUSHMASTER version is the prefered American choice over the formidable Russian Korean RK-47.
See every James Bond 007 movie ever made starting with Pierce Bronsan.
And yes I know, the WALTER 9 is a piece of crap compared to the HECKLER & KOCH 45.
At least it was back in the 1260s.
Nowadays you never know.
Now that everybody has seriously upped their game and improved the quality of their weapons.
Heck, even Brazil is making some of the finest handguns these days, for half the price.
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TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER NOTE: In episode 58, the 7 fingers on the 666 hand are the seven hills in REV.13. Represented by the free lunch sea shore clam chowder soup. For the time when I would be blogging from Edmonds' quaint little seaside village in SON OF LEBOWSKI and THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
Friday, August 9, 2019
MY SECRET MATTERS
"Too much magic bus!.. When I get on the bus that takes me to you..."
I put 200 more bucks on my ORCA [killer whale] bus card Friday, it timing out at exactly 17:17.
Then later I walked over to FREDDYS to see it they had any more real wheat bread left.
After seeing the NYT's front page [PROPAGANDA FILMS] photo in the spirit of the Orwellian CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964.
In confirmation of my new posting about Mr Black being behind the born again rise of the improved 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
Hee hee...
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS JEFF: I just learned that all of the 800 buses go back and forth between Lynwood and the UW on the half hour.
Since so many of today's grandkids, who are still living with their parents, who themselves are now living with their baby boomer grandparents; are getting their college tuitions paid for by grandma and grandpa.
"My 80 year-old mother is just sitting on her two million while my six kids need that money to attend college." Lane Fortney, circa 1993-96.
I put 200 more bucks on my ORCA [killer whale] bus card Friday, it timing out at exactly 17:17.
Then later I walked over to FREDDYS to see it they had any more real wheat bread left.
After seeing the NYT's front page [PROPAGANDA FILMS] photo in the spirit of the Orwellian CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964.
In confirmation of my new posting about Mr Black being behind the born again rise of the improved 666 beast in REVELATION 13.
Hee hee...
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PS JEFF: I just learned that all of the 800 buses go back and forth between Lynwood and the UW on the half hour.
Since so many of today's grandkids, who are still living with their parents, who themselves are now living with their baby boomer grandparents; are getting their college tuitions paid for by grandma and grandpa.
"My 80 year-old mother is just sitting on her two million while my six kids need that money to attend college." Lane Fortney, circa 1993-96.
MY SECRET ACCOUNTING
Mrs Brown starts at 29 and counts to 42 in the episode about there being no such thing as a free lunch.
Meanwhile, America's future nautical SAILOR DOG from my 42 months era in seaside Edmonds points out that the man behind today's ruinous debt is Mr. Black.
Who always votes around 90% Democrat in every election in order to increase the spending limit.
Which is why Mrs Brown is now keeping her worthless paper money in a brown paper bag.
Just like the ones that have now returned into popular usage during the final 42 months of crazyiness in REVELATION 11.
Ergo, the 58th episode's prophetic parable about today's tempting APPLE culture tree.
Wherein the liberal newspaper journalist Tim [Cook] just wants, "MORE!.. AND MORE!..AND MORE!"
[Rhymes with Michael Moore.]
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FILM NOTES: Mr Black is also the guilty guy in the prophetic GUILTY AS CHARGED publicity trailer for the inevitable 2020 re-election of an older looking PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Produced by I.R.S. MEDIA.
TIME LINE NOTE: Tim Cook is 58.
Meanwhile, America's future nautical SAILOR DOG from my 42 months era in seaside Edmonds points out that the man behind today's ruinous debt is Mr. Black.
Who always votes around 90% Democrat in every election in order to increase the spending limit.
Which is why Mrs Brown is now keeping her worthless paper money in a brown paper bag.
Just like the ones that have now returned into popular usage during the final 42 months of crazyiness in REVELATION 11.
Ergo, the 58th episode's prophetic parable about today's tempting APPLE culture tree.
Wherein the liberal newspaper journalist Tim [Cook] just wants, "MORE!.. AND MORE!..AND MORE!"
[Rhymes with Michael Moore.]
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FILM NOTES: Mr Black is also the guilty guy in the prophetic GUILTY AS CHARGED publicity trailer for the inevitable 2020 re-election of an older looking PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Produced by I.R.S. MEDIA.
TIME LINE NOTE: Tim Cook is 58.
Thursday, August 8, 2019
MY SECRET OFF SEASON
I started to refine my more sophisticated tastes in flyfishing during my brief 5 year Provo River marriage to my French exwife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS; who looks like my future wife Miley Cyrus in the director's cut.
Whereas once upon a time, line upon line, I returned to the white 1969 family values of my Levite stepfather Lesie Winn.
Who taught me about the joys of keeping only the smaller and more tasty younger ones, and letting go of the older and bigger ones.
Talk about jumping out of the cast iron frying pan and into the fire in 2020.
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STARBUCKS NOTES: Thursday afternoon I sat down next to a guy who told me that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has committed "10,000 lies".
In confirmation of CHASED's red carpet premier in Seattle happening on the 56th birthday of the TEN THOUSAND MANIACS' lead singer from upstate New York, circa 1993-1996.
The truth be told.
I did intentionally trigger the guy with my off hand comment about, "President Trump is the most honest and plain spoken American President in my lifetime."
PS KEN KEISLER: Our trip to Florence, Italy in the late 1980s was a RICK STEVES EUROPE indie film YOUTUBE prophecy.
The next one is on me baby, all expenses paid by Mel Gibson's ICON PICTURES.
Whereas once upon a time, line upon line, I returned to the white 1969 family values of my Levite stepfather Lesie Winn.
Who taught me about the joys of keeping only the smaller and more tasty younger ones, and letting go of the older and bigger ones.
Talk about jumping out of the cast iron frying pan and into the fire in 2020.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
STARBUCKS NOTES: Thursday afternoon I sat down next to a guy who told me that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP has committed "10,000 lies".
In confirmation of CHASED's red carpet premier in Seattle happening on the 56th birthday of the TEN THOUSAND MANIACS' lead singer from upstate New York, circa 1993-1996.
The truth be told.
I did intentionally trigger the guy with my off hand comment about, "President Trump is the most honest and plain spoken American President in my lifetime."
PS KEN KEISLER: Our trip to Florence, Italy in the late 1980s was a RICK STEVES EUROPE indie film YOUTUBE prophecy.
The next one is on me baby, all expenses paid by Mel Gibson's ICON PICTURES.
MY SECRET SUPREMACY
"Although we're always breaking up... We're always making up." THE SUPREMES
The latest Brooklyn, NY fad about other people being 'white supremacists' is what I mean about getting a billion bucks in free publicity for your next independent film campaign.
[Read independent political campaign.]
Word of mouth is always the best advertising.
Especially if the word is so incitful and motivating to people who otherwise would never get off of their sofa and go see it in a brick and morter movie theater.
[Read go out and find a local voting venue.]
Or like they aways say in Hollywood, any publicity is good publicity.
Take me for example.
I haven't spent a penny on advertising.
Yet I AM is the hottest ticket in town
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PS KIT WINN: Last night I dreamed that you had bought back the house that you and I grew up in on 16th N.E. and turned it into a boarding house for home schooling students at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS on 2bc.info.
Not a bad idea. Now that all the kids are getting half of their required college credits online anyway.
The latest Brooklyn, NY fad about other people being 'white supremacists' is what I mean about getting a billion bucks in free publicity for your next independent film campaign.
[Read independent political campaign.]
Word of mouth is always the best advertising.
Especially if the word is so incitful and motivating to people who otherwise would never get off of their sofa and go see it in a brick and morter movie theater.
[Read go out and find a local voting venue.]
Or like they aways say in Hollywood, any publicity is good publicity.
Take me for example.
I haven't spent a penny on advertising.
Yet I AM is the hottest ticket in town
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PS KIT WINN: Last night I dreamed that you had bought back the house that you and I grew up in on 16th N.E. and turned it into a boarding house for home schooling students at THE SCHOOL OF PROPHETS on 2bc.info.
Not a bad idea. Now that all the kids are getting half of their required college credits online anyway.
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
MY SECRET BETTER HALF
I went back down for another look see at STANDING WAVE on Charlize Heron's half blue moon birthday.
It being her 44th.
Wherefore, I walked right by it as a CHARLIE'S PRODUCE truck rolled off of the ferry from Kingston.
And before that, I tried to take a closer look of that dancer across from FUZZY WUZZY.
But some people started to look at me out of the corner of their eye.
Perhaps wondering why this older guy was so interested in her 27ish year-old naked body.
So moved on very quickly, before I could get a good enough look at it.
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CUTTING EDGE FILMMAKER NOTES: The historic San Antonio, Texas BOWIE KNIFE was a DANIEL 9 temple of g-d invasion object.
Think MISS CONGENIALITY meets PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE meets SERVING SARAH.
PS JOE: "Why don't you just fall down and play dead?.. For God's sake, you don't even have a name tag!" APP:3.
COAST TO COAST CNN NOTES: The real reason why they never interview any pro-or-con antichrist 666 experts on the BM is because they are not that really interested by half in what is going on out there.
Too scarey for sure.
However, my idea of a great midnight radio talk show would be having Larry King on in the first two hours.
Then follow that up with some crazy open lines [after midnight] free for all interview of the MIT INVENTOR AWARD recipient Woody Norris.
And I quote from the latter, "Nothing has been invented yet."
WTF!!
It being her 44th.
Wherefore, I walked right by it as a CHARLIE'S PRODUCE truck rolled off of the ferry from Kingston.
And before that, I tried to take a closer look of that dancer across from FUZZY WUZZY.
But some people started to look at me out of the corner of their eye.
Perhaps wondering why this older guy was so interested in her 27ish year-old naked body.
So moved on very quickly, before I could get a good enough look at it.
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CUTTING EDGE FILMMAKER NOTES: The historic San Antonio, Texas BOWIE KNIFE was a DANIEL 9 temple of g-d invasion object.
Think MISS CONGENIALITY meets PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE meets SERVING SARAH.
PS JOE: "Why don't you just fall down and play dead?.. For God's sake, you don't even have a name tag!" APP:3.
COAST TO COAST CNN NOTES: The real reason why they never interview any pro-or-con antichrist 666 experts on the BM is because they are not that really interested by half in what is going on out there.
Too scarey for sure.
However, my idea of a great midnight radio talk show would be having Larry King on in the first two hours.
Then follow that up with some crazy open lines [after midnight] free for all interview of the MIT INVENTOR AWARD recipient Woody Norris.
And I quote from the latter, "Nothing has been invented yet."
WTF!!
MY SECRET PARTY OF FIVE
Three days ago I had a flash vision of me sitting at STARTBUCKS corner table looking south down along 5th St.
But there was always somebody else sitting there for the past two days.
But Tuesday I had the cafe table all to myself.
[I just received a "Put it there." impression from Michael.]
When a birthday party of 5 took the third table down from it; to celebrate some gorgeous 27ish Nicole Kidman blond beauty.
Not thinking that it was the same place where that old INDIAN backfired on that older liberal lady until I saw the video later of people panicking in TIMES SQUARE.
And yes, several of the gals at the table were talking about their tourist trip to TIMES SQUARE, and visiting the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Plus, one of her gifts was that smooth little pet rock vagina-insert stone from goop.com.
Just another day at the office.
If you get my point.
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NO.57 NOTES: Uncle Martian helps the old violin maker return to the know-how of his ancient Israelite ancesters in ISAIAH 51:9 in this one. Who eventually learns how to cut it, plus get his faint hearted son interested again in the family business.
TOURIST NOTES: That dark STANDING WAVE sculpture at the ferry dock in Edmonds represents my own terrifying 1999 vision of a huuuge tsunami wall approaching the beach in REVELATION 13:1.
PS LISA: I sure am getting a lot of crazy "Lisa" impressions from completely out of the blue lately.
By 'lately' I mean for the past two/three years or more.
PS DEMI: Whenever I stop thinking about you. God gives me a really really really dreamy dream about you.
"OK, where do I sign?" DAWG II
But there was always somebody else sitting there for the past two days.
But Tuesday I had the cafe table all to myself.
[I just received a "Put it there." impression from Michael.]
When a birthday party of 5 took the third table down from it; to celebrate some gorgeous 27ish Nicole Kidman blond beauty.
Not thinking that it was the same place where that old INDIAN backfired on that older liberal lady until I saw the video later of people panicking in TIMES SQUARE.
And yes, several of the gals at the table were talking about their tourist trip to TIMES SQUARE, and visiting the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Plus, one of her gifts was that smooth little pet rock vagina-insert stone from goop.com.
Just another day at the office.
If you get my point.
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TWO WITNESSSES NEWSLETTER
NO.57 NOTES: Uncle Martian helps the old violin maker return to the know-how of his ancient Israelite ancesters in ISAIAH 51:9 in this one. Who eventually learns how to cut it, plus get his faint hearted son interested again in the family business.
TOURIST NOTES: That dark STANDING WAVE sculpture at the ferry dock in Edmonds represents my own terrifying 1999 vision of a huuuge tsunami wall approaching the beach in REVELATION 13:1.
PS LISA: I sure am getting a lot of crazy "Lisa" impressions from completely out of the blue lately.
By 'lately' I mean for the past two/three years or more.
PS DEMI: Whenever I stop thinking about you. God gives me a really really really dreamy dream about you.
"OK, where do I sign?" DAWG II
Tuesday, August 6, 2019
MY SECRET THING
That shit storm on the left was caused by the secret new handshake between Ephraim and Judah on the front page newspaper of record in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Oh what the hell, you might as well go out with a bang.
Always leave em begging for more.
Yada yada...
Meanwhile, that physically transfigured Sarah Silverman scientist just went missing in Greece.
In confirmation of America's ALFA AND OMEGA Greek house PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP slam dunking it in 2020.
"It's just... this thing..." INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
Or something.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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ISAIAH 51:19
2 NEPHI 8
PS KEN KEISLER: Last night I dreamed that your Russian Bible wife was symbolically named 'Sarah'. Who gave me some kind of a two weeks notice about something bad happening around August 20 or 21; maybe even the 22nd, depending.
"Something bad is happening..." says the crazy old Bonney Lake lady in MULHOLLAND DR.
And don't even get me started on those two movie trailers for INLAND EMPIRE and MR EMPORIUM.
Then I was carrying a coffin on my shoulder, while joking to Kit Winn that I really should find a smaller and more easy to carry day pack.
PS BARACK OBAMA: More racist Jew, less racist nigger.
I know you got it in you.
Same thing goes for you too Mr 6'3" John Wayne hero from Orange County, California, i.e.
"...the least racist guy in the world."
Oh what the hell, you might as well go out with a bang.
Always leave em begging for more.
Yada yada...
Meanwhile, that physically transfigured Sarah Silverman scientist just went missing in Greece.
In confirmation of America's ALFA AND OMEGA Greek house PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP slam dunking it in 2020.
"It's just... this thing..." INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS
Or something.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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ISAIAH 51:19
2 NEPHI 8
PS KEN KEISLER: Last night I dreamed that your Russian Bible wife was symbolically named 'Sarah'. Who gave me some kind of a two weeks notice about something bad happening around August 20 or 21; maybe even the 22nd, depending.
"Something bad is happening..." says the crazy old Bonney Lake lady in MULHOLLAND DR.
And don't even get me started on those two movie trailers for INLAND EMPIRE and MR EMPORIUM.
Then I was carrying a coffin on my shoulder, while joking to Kit Winn that I really should find a smaller and more easy to carry day pack.
PS BARACK OBAMA: More racist Jew, less racist nigger.
I know you got it in you.
Same thing goes for you too Mr 6'3" John Wayne hero from Orange County, California, i.e.
"...the least racist guy in the world."
MY SECRET PEN NAME
Sean Penn didn't have a clue what he was getting into when he penned his little REVELATION 10 joke about a left-wing anarchist in [1260 days] Dayton, Ohio called BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO SOMETHING!
Or something like that.
The main idea in it being that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was driving the left so crazy that they started to take things into their own hands.
Just like all of those other ANTIFA radicals in the town's Oregon District reference to the no borders anarchists in Portland, Oregon.
90% of whom are as white as rice.
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PS BRUCE: The new trailer for CHASED features a few more good looking 29ish look alike shots of you in action.
"See ya on the flip side baby." LEP:3, the movie trailer.
COMING UP NEXT NOTES: E20, S2, i.e. no.57. Cue the violins.
Or something like that.
The main idea in it being that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was driving the left so crazy that they started to take things into their own hands.
Just like all of those other ANTIFA radicals in the town's Oregon District reference to the no borders anarchists in Portland, Oregon.
90% of whom are as white as rice.
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PS BRUCE: The new trailer for CHASED features a few more good looking 29ish look alike shots of you in action.
"See ya on the flip side baby." LEP:3, the movie trailer.
COMING UP NEXT NOTES: E20, S2, i.e. no.57. Cue the violins.
Monday, August 5, 2019
MY SECRET UNDER THE TABLE HAND JOB IN WEDDING CRASHERS
Fucking A man.
Here's the new deal memo.
You pay me my 10% up front.
I let you live to make another bullshit Hollywood agent 10% movie like ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
And I could care less who is directing or writing.
Like in those two movie trailers for BARTON FINK and FARGO.
"I want my money, and I want it now!" LEPRECHAUN 3.0, 2020.
"You don't know who you are fucking with." WILD AT HEART, Big Tuna, Texas.
Have a nice rest of your day.
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TWO SHOOTERS NEWSLETTER
Here's the new deal memo.
You pay me my 10% up front.
I let you live to make another bullshit Hollywood agent 10% movie like ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD.
And I could care less who is directing or writing.
Like in those two movie trailers for BARTON FINK and FARGO.
"I want my money, and I want it now!" LEPRECHAUN 3.0, 2020.
"You don't know who you are fucking with." WILD AT HEART, Big Tuna, Texas.
Have a nice rest of your day.
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MY DISTURBING LITTLE SECRETS
My "very patriotic" and long handshake between Jew and gentile Joseph in no.56 causes quite a "disturbance" in polite society.
Now that even THE NEW YORK POST neocon tabloid is calling for a ban on all weapons of civil war.
Which is exactly the same thing as saying that all B-52 A-bombs should be banned because they kill the children.
Welcome to the real world of affordably priced marijuana from Mexico delivered to your door overnight via amazon.com, based in Seattle.
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TWO MOTHERFUCKERS NEWSLETTER
TRIGGER FINGER NOTES: I first noticed that older dude who rides around Edmonds on his old 1950s INDIAN, with the word "Trigger" on his gas tank, when he suddenly kick started it at STARBUCKS with a loud blast of dark smoke that hit some lady walking along the sidewalk.
No shit.
In fact, just yesterday, I saw the dude idling it right in front of i.e.
Now that even THE NEW YORK POST neocon tabloid is calling for a ban on all weapons of civil war.
Which is exactly the same thing as saying that all B-52 A-bombs should be banned because they kill the children.
Welcome to the real world of affordably priced marijuana from Mexico delivered to your door overnight via amazon.com, based in Seattle.
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TWO MOTHERFUCKERS NEWSLETTER
TRIGGER FINGER NOTES: I first noticed that older dude who rides around Edmonds on his old 1950s INDIAN, with the word "Trigger" on his gas tank, when he suddenly kick started it at STARBUCKS with a loud blast of dark smoke that hit some lady walking along the sidewalk.
No shit.
In fact, just yesterday, I saw the dude idling it right in front of i.e.
Sunday, August 4, 2019
MY SECRET PERSONALITY
The skin and bones looking Senator McConnell fell down and broke some of his skeleton bones for my Uncle Martian role playing his ass in episode 56.
Which starts out with Tim standing on his Jacob's ladder, trying to adjust his skewed tv news broadcasts, as Uncle Greg keeps taking him down a knoch or two.
Per the timely movie trailer for A SERIOUS MAN meets FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.
Not to mention my stray cat guy in the INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS trailer.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS MADONNA: It will not stop until you stop it.
Any questions?
Remember, the greatest mass killer in our lifetime was that fan/atic from BLUE HAWAII who shot John Lennon in the back with a SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE special 6-shooter on Sammy Davis Jr's 50th birthday.
The day that the hearts and minds of millions of baby bombers died in the blink of an eye.
Strawberry fields forever baby...
ANSWERED PRAYERS: See the movie trailer for IN COLD BLOOD.
Which answers the question posed at 2bc.info about why would God let this shit happen to us.
NEW READER NOTES: Howard Stern used to carry the exact same .38 SPECIAL revolver that was used to kill John Lennon back in the 1260s.
Which starts out with Tim standing on his Jacob's ladder, trying to adjust his skewed tv news broadcasts, as Uncle Greg keeps taking him down a knoch or two.
Per the timely movie trailer for A SERIOUS MAN meets FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.
Not to mention my stray cat guy in the INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS trailer.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MADONNA: It will not stop until you stop it.
Any questions?
Remember, the greatest mass killer in our lifetime was that fan/atic from BLUE HAWAII who shot John Lennon in the back with a SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE special 6-shooter on Sammy Davis Jr's 50th birthday.
The day that the hearts and minds of millions of baby bombers died in the blink of an eye.
Strawberry fields forever baby...
ANSWERED PRAYERS: See the movie trailer for IN COLD BLOOD.
Which answers the question posed at 2bc.info about why would God let this shit happen to us.
NEW READER NOTES: Howard Stern used to carry the exact same .38 SPECIAL revolver that was used to kill John Lennon back in the 1260s.
MY SECRET ONCE UPON A TIME LIFE
I had a flash vision in my pirate captain's bed of two very fine twenty something babes smiling at me in ACE HARDWARE.
So later I picked up a few pieces of brown smoked chichen thighs at their food to go counter.
Then when I was chewing on them down by the fishing pier, I noticed that my monument to old fashion family values tv was pointing his Uncle Martian finger directly out at some royal princess cruise ship heading north through the Admiral [tv] Channel off Whidbey Island.
Going forth onto the melting ice flows in DC 133 that were featured on Saturday's front page of the NYT.
The traditional "old grey lady" newspaper now being the official fanzine gossip science publication for today's trendy millennials.
So after I finished off my three pieces of dark meat, while sitting on that aquamarine memorial bench for LDS President Nelson, I went over to it for a closer look at those pieces of brownies covering my head.
Also noting the artwork's two seagulls of Judah and Ephraim that were [white sauce] crapping all over me.
"We know his game, but we won't say his name." FOX NEWS
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PS CHAD: Immediately after I checked my time-stamped balance at CHASE at exactly 5:20 pm, I discovered a white OUTBACK parked at the curb bearing '...520' plates.
For all of those 1999 visions of a huge 50' tsunami wall coming down from the northern white Republican reaches of Lake Washington.
Which are going to wipe out the floating 520 bridge to Kirkland and Medina etc. and then devastate the African continent shaped landmark of Mercer Island.
See the movie trailer for 52 PICKUP.
That originally kicked off my GSR/TWN fad about that B-52 in DR.STRANGELOVE having something to do with all of those inspired songs by the retro 1960s coldwar band called THE B-52S; coming out of [GREASE:II] Athens, Greece, Georgia.
PS JEFF: Today's new abalone haircut look reminds me so much of that cutting edge Nazi starfish attached to the top of your shaved head back in the 1260s.
So later I picked up a few pieces of brown smoked chichen thighs at their food to go counter.
Then when I was chewing on them down by the fishing pier, I noticed that my monument to old fashion family values tv was pointing his Uncle Martian finger directly out at some royal princess cruise ship heading north through the Admiral [tv] Channel off Whidbey Island.
Going forth onto the melting ice flows in DC 133 that were featured on Saturday's front page of the NYT.
The traditional "old grey lady" newspaper now being the official fanzine gossip science publication for today's trendy millennials.
So after I finished off my three pieces of dark meat, while sitting on that aquamarine memorial bench for LDS President Nelson, I went over to it for a closer look at those pieces of brownies covering my head.
Also noting the artwork's two seagulls of Judah and Ephraim that were [white sauce] crapping all over me.
"We know his game, but we won't say his name." FOX NEWS
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CHAD: Immediately after I checked my time-stamped balance at CHASE at exactly 5:20 pm, I discovered a white OUTBACK parked at the curb bearing '...520' plates.
For all of those 1999 visions of a huge 50' tsunami wall coming down from the northern white Republican reaches of Lake Washington.
Which are going to wipe out the floating 520 bridge to Kirkland and Medina etc. and then devastate the African continent shaped landmark of Mercer Island.
See the movie trailer for 52 PICKUP.
That originally kicked off my GSR/TWN fad about that B-52 in DR.STRANGELOVE having something to do with all of those inspired songs by the retro 1960s coldwar band called THE B-52S; coming out of [GREASE:II] Athens, Greece, Georgia.
PS JEFF: Today's new abalone haircut look reminds me so much of that cutting edge Nazi starfish attached to the top of your shaved head back in the 1260s.
Saturday, August 3, 2019
MY SECRET CITY
That small shaker at Fall City, Washington happened because that is were David Lynch shot his WALLA WALLA scenes about the wall being paid for again in DANIEL 9.
Ergo, "There is no such thing as a free [$10] lunch."
Whereas, I did go into the road diner there once upon a time back in the 90s.
Where I ordered their bland pink salmon loaf with white sauce and Russian dressing on a watery iceberg lattice salad.
That reminded me so much of my own mother's canned salmon loaf recipe from her North Seattle Stake Relief Society recipe notebook.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO RECIPES NOTEBOOK: Make your traditional standard American salmon loaf using fresh garlic and chopped basil.
Don't over thicken the white sauce with too much bleached flour starch and not enough butter.
Oh for Christ's sake, lose the margarine.
PS KS: You know the drill. Any pinot gris over 50 bucks a bottle makes daddy a happy camper.
UFO NOTES: Google 'black beach' for a look at the area's famous AREA 51 beach house in SLEEPER meets CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, WAY.
SUSTAINABLE RACISM NOTES: That shooter from the double I-35 twin cities, where JFK JR. was also shot in the head, was about the upcoming wall in DANIEL 9 that represents today's WALMART being headquartered in Little Rock, ARK along I-40.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Now that CHASED is set to premier on Hillary Clinton's 2019 birthday at Seattle's retro 70mm CINERAMA.
I plan on taking the 119 bus over to Tukwilla and hop on the ferry to Clinton for some more Providential publicity.
Where that Russian UW DAWGS student from Bothell, Washington shot all of those mormon kids with an AR-15.
PS CHADDY: Don't forget, the best green drake caddy fly fishing in the world always happens in late August, September and early October. Plus you get to have the place all to yourself.
Ergo, "There is no such thing as a free [$10] lunch."
Whereas, I did go into the road diner there once upon a time back in the 90s.
Where I ordered their bland pink salmon loaf with white sauce and Russian dressing on a watery iceberg lattice salad.
That reminded me so much of my own mother's canned salmon loaf recipe from her North Seattle Stake Relief Society recipe notebook.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO RECIPES NOTEBOOK: Make your traditional standard American salmon loaf using fresh garlic and chopped basil.
Don't over thicken the white sauce with too much bleached flour starch and not enough butter.
Oh for Christ's sake, lose the margarine.
PS KS: You know the drill. Any pinot gris over 50 bucks a bottle makes daddy a happy camper.
UFO NOTES: Google 'black beach' for a look at the area's famous AREA 51 beach house in SLEEPER meets CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, WAY.
SUSTAINABLE RACISM NOTES: That shooter from the double I-35 twin cities, where JFK JR. was also shot in the head, was about the upcoming wall in DANIEL 9 that represents today's WALMART being headquartered in Little Rock, ARK along I-40.
PS BRUCE TROXELL: Now that CHASED is set to premier on Hillary Clinton's 2019 birthday at Seattle's retro 70mm CINERAMA.
I plan on taking the 119 bus over to Tukwilla and hop on the ferry to Clinton for some more Providential publicity.
Where that Russian UW DAWGS student from Bothell, Washington shot all of those mormon kids with an AR-15.
PS CHADDY: Don't forget, the best green drake caddy fly fishing in the world always happens in late August, September and early October. Plus you get to have the place all to yourself.
MY SECRET FINGER
My index figure in no.56 is what caused that cliff to fall in the area north of Black Beach.
In confirmation of Uncle Martian standing in front of the negro mother painting as he poses for the prophetic hand shaking of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.
This one being made right after the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 was signed by LBJ, down Austin, Texas way.
For when the over charged powers of my finger would be building up the 2020 election.
And Tim says that I have become a "...walking time bomb."
Which, "...could actually end the world?" as we know it.
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TWO WORLDS NEWSLETTER
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Some 35ish BRANCH DAVIDIAN mother named 'Christa' has a skin restoration clinic located right above INTERIORS OF EDMONDS, a.k.a.... i.e.
PS NEW READERS: All those 1960s MAXWELL coffee commercials on tv that said, "Good to the last drop" were about mommy sucking on daddy's penis.
In confirmation of Uncle Martian standing in front of the negro mother painting as he poses for the prophetic hand shaking of Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11.
This one being made right after the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 was signed by LBJ, down Austin, Texas way.
For when the over charged powers of my finger would be building up the 2020 election.
And Tim says that I have become a "...walking time bomb."
Which, "...could actually end the world?" as we know it.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WORLDS NEWSLETTER
PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Some 35ish BRANCH DAVIDIAN mother named 'Christa' has a skin restoration clinic located right above INTERIORS OF EDMONDS, a.k.a.... i.e.
PS NEW READERS: All those 1960s MAXWELL coffee commercials on tv that said, "Good to the last drop" were about mommy sucking on daddy's penis.
Friday, August 2, 2019
MY SECRET WOW THING
I had a flash vision of a world atlas lying on my captain's bed at 3:19 am.
So I went over to get it at HALF PRICE BOOKS in James Village on Hwy.99.
Where I saw a skeletal Angelina Jolie open her car door right as I opened their door.
Then inside I found a French atlas, and I cracked it open to page 144, and saw a map of Europe.
But I wanted one in English, so I got the last one by HAM/MOND for just 8 bucks, i.e. $7.99.
Then later I saw the 35ish looking actress in her sexy new grey bed sheets video for some French fragrance.
Which was just confirmed by the King of Thighland annoiting his new CASINO ROYALE threeway sex concubine; located over from Cambodia.
Where it is still OK to marry 16 year-old virgins if the money is right.
And there is no income tax, worth mentioning.
"Just another day at the office." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JL-D: Last night after midnight, I had a rather friendly dream about you.
Then I saw you at STARBUCKS later that afternoon.
And then I saw you for a second time standing at the corner of the FUZZY WUZZY rug cleaners, yada yada.
So I went over to get it at HALF PRICE BOOKS in James Village on Hwy.99.
Where I saw a skeletal Angelina Jolie open her car door right as I opened their door.
Then inside I found a French atlas, and I cracked it open to page 144, and saw a map of Europe.
But I wanted one in English, so I got the last one by HAM/MOND for just 8 bucks, i.e. $7.99.
Then later I saw the 35ish looking actress in her sexy new grey bed sheets video for some French fragrance.
Which was just confirmed by the King of Thighland annoiting his new CASINO ROYALE threeway sex concubine; located over from Cambodia.
Where it is still OK to marry 16 year-old virgins if the money is right.
And there is no income tax, worth mentioning.
"Just another day at the office." Jack Nicholson, CHINATOWN.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JL-D: Last night after midnight, I had a rather friendly dream about you.
Then I saw you at STARBUCKS later that afternoon.
And then I saw you for a second time standing at the corner of the FUZZY WUZZY rug cleaners, yada yada.
MY SECRET STASH
That hovering UFO in the star lit night above the two Detroit debates was confirmed by the EU vote to not let Michael Savage go on any tour of England package from RICK STEVES EU EUROPE.
Which was the same thing as the Muslim mayor of London telling PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP that he is not welcome there either.
Therefore, any prince who breeds with a halfbreed will also be cursed in the same way.
Per 2bc.info 67:30, yada yada.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BOWLS NEWSLETTER
FUZZY WUZZY NOTES: Those prophetic white 10-pin bowling ball idol themes in THE BIG LEBOWSKI are about those two bowls in ZECHARIAH 4.
[Bowling pins are made of wood.]
Hence the Edmonds' seaside "bowl" location in SON OF LEBOWSKI meets THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
PS TROX: I'm thinking LDR directing either SON OF LEBOWSKI or THE OTHER LEBOWSKI for her feature film directing debut.
As you may know, she directs all of her own fucking music videos: either directly or indirectly.
Which was the same thing as the Muslim mayor of London telling PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP that he is not welcome there either.
Therefore, any prince who breeds with a halfbreed will also be cursed in the same way.
Per 2bc.info 67:30, yada yada.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BOWLS NEWSLETTER
FUZZY WUZZY NOTES: Those prophetic white 10-pin bowling ball idol themes in THE BIG LEBOWSKI are about those two bowls in ZECHARIAH 4.
[Bowling pins are made of wood.]
Hence the Edmonds' seaside "bowl" location in SON OF LEBOWSKI meets THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
PS TROX: I'm thinking LDR directing either SON OF LEBOWSKI or THE OTHER LEBOWSKI for her feature film directing debut.
As you may know, she directs all of her own fucking music videos: either directly or indirectly.
Thursday, August 1, 2019
AMERICA'S SECRET DEBATE
It became so obvious that everybody was secretly debating my GSR/TWN blog in Motown for two nights, that even Michael Moore got into the act and endorsed Michelle Obama for President in 2020.
Talk about doubling down on the Dems losing it again.
Since by then, her involvement in the stonewalling of Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate will only compound the fact that she is just too negro looking.
In the same way that the devout pro-life Catholic Democrat from Flint, Michigan looks way too Orthodox Jewish from certain camera angles.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO JEWS NEWSLETTER
[Most Josephites being numbered with the gentiles by g-d at USA TODAY.]
PS CARA: I plan on seeing ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD on your birthday baby.
Since nobody out there right now reminds me more of my sexy underaged child wife in the MANHATTAN movie trailer.
Cue the violins.
PS WOODY ALLEN: I'll give you 55 big ones if you agree to make my wife the next big star in Hollywood in your next picture.
Talk about doubling down on the Dems losing it again.
Since by then, her involvement in the stonewalling of Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate will only compound the fact that she is just too negro looking.
In the same way that the devout pro-life Catholic Democrat from Flint, Michigan looks way too Orthodox Jewish from certain camera angles.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO JEWS NEWSLETTER
[Most Josephites being numbered with the gentiles by g-d at USA TODAY.]
PS CARA: I plan on seeing ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD on your birthday baby.
Since nobody out there right now reminds me more of my sexy underaged child wife in the MANHATTAN movie trailer.
Cue the violins.
PS WOODY ALLEN: I'll give you 55 big ones if you agree to make my wife the next big star in Hollywood in your next picture.
MY SECRET MISSING DAUGHTER CHILD WIFE
Uncle Martian adopts the blond orphaned daughter of Israel Sienna Miller in episode 55.
Who runs away and hides inside of some old HAMMER FILMS' movie set that resembles the haunted mansion in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.
Known as "the old Miller place" in this one.
Meanwhile, uncle Martian gets struck by a Harry Potter lightening bolt that turns him into an EZEKIEL 37 type skeleton. After little Sienna had thanked him for saving his lady princess from the evil dragon in REVELATION 16.
But in the end, both of the dudes dance on a Persian LeBowski rug from FUZZY WUZZY, that transfers all of the show's negative energy into positive energy.
And everybody goes back home for a nice "double SCOOP banana split".
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
RESEARCH NOTES: The little blond lost princess is 9 years-old in no.5/5 for a DANIEL 9 [TWENTYEIGHTTWELVE] time-line.
Who spreds her legs for me when I put her into bed at night on the weekends.
No kidding, she really does do that in the above 1965 family comedy sitcom.
And she knows what to do with her two silver bullet COLT .45s during the two no.45 terms of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMPET.
DOUBLE DOWN NOTES: "I like blonds..." Donald Trump on the Howard Stern show, whenever.
SPOILER ALERT: Sienna Miller's missing daughter in AMERICAN WOMAN is a Miley Cyrus look alike. Who goes missing at age 17, but is found again years later at age 27; or somewhere around that.
Who runs away and hides inside of some old HAMMER FILMS' movie set that resembles the haunted mansion in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.
Known as "the old Miller place" in this one.
Meanwhile, uncle Martian gets struck by a Harry Potter lightening bolt that turns him into an EZEKIEL 37 type skeleton. After little Sienna had thanked him for saving his lady princess from the evil dragon in REVELATION 16.
But in the end, both of the dudes dance on a Persian LeBowski rug from FUZZY WUZZY, that transfers all of the show's negative energy into positive energy.
And everybody goes back home for a nice "double SCOOP banana split".
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
RESEARCH NOTES: The little blond lost princess is 9 years-old in no.5/5 for a DANIEL 9 [TWENTYEIGHTTWELVE] time-line.
Who spreds her legs for me when I put her into bed at night on the weekends.
No kidding, she really does do that in the above 1965 family comedy sitcom.
And she knows what to do with her two silver bullet COLT .45s during the two no.45 terms of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMPET.
DOUBLE DOWN NOTES: "I like blonds..." Donald Trump on the Howard Stern show, whenever.
SPOILER ALERT: Sienna Miller's missing daughter in AMERICAN WOMAN is a Miley Cyrus look alike. Who goes missing at age 17, but is found again years later at age 27; or somewhere around that.
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