There is no doubt in my mind that Woody Allen would be brilliant as Hugh Hefner in all three of his vampire happening movies that take place for Romania or Transylvania at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
Remember, Heff was only 5'9". Which Woody could easily do in a captain's hat that adds a few inches; while sitting on one of those thick 1980s phone books in his medicine wheel chair, getting pushed around by a Cara Delevigne look alike nurse, yada yada.
Hey, if yours truly is going to insist that I AM is in the Trilogy; we're gonna have to squeez in a way to make Woody the central character.
It's not like he needs the cash to make his next movie.
However, he does need the cast. And that's where I come into the picture.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MEL GIBSON: Last night I dreamed that you would finally let me read for you. However, it probably wouldn't do any good because he said, "...you're dead."
Of course I AM was once dead, and now I AM is alive!!
For Christ's sake Mel, at least watch the movie trailer for DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT before making your next Jesus Christ move.
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