The WASHINGTON POST's new Dr. Evil owner announced his two new AMAZON locations without those two evil cities of sodom and Egypt on the eve of France's Beaujolais Nouveau wine press festivities. Which usually start happening Wednesday evening, leading up to the midnight climax when all hell breaks loose. And the new wine begins to flow like a river.
Ergo, the 1600 furlongs between his two lairs in the bloody wine WHITE HORSE PROPHECY of REVELATION 14:20.
That goes, "And the wine press was trodden [underfoot 42 months] without the city, and blood came out of the wine [media] press, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred fur/longs."
Yippie ki yay mother fucker.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS JEFF: My new J7 number is 801 310 8543. My same old email address is, gregorysr1260@gmail.com
Happy trails.
PS GISELE: That sweet ass 4.5 out in the sea west of Geseil Monument happened right after the SEA HAWKS VS. PACKERS game in Seattle. That happened to put our own special purpose negro league football team into the 5 for 5 ten virgins territory.
Better late than never.
PS BRUCE: When you and I first met in Tad Danielevski's BYU film school class; EATING RAUOL was already happening out there everywhere. Featuring my naive 35ish protagonist's advice to serve a bottle of DC 58 Beaujolais with your smoked turkey dinner meat.
PS PAUL: Long time no see. Cat got your tongue?
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