That secret brown 6x9 envelope in THE ODESSA FILE trailer contained my latest GSR/TWN mailing during the special purpose 1260 days period.
Representative of all of those secret spy envelope exchanges that happen ever year at the OSCARS.
Wherein nobody knows what is inside until they open it before millions of live witnesses around the globe.
For example.
Smikey's new broken heart video is a Juice Man biopic of the OJ chase scenes featuring my own private S&W .22 during the era of the no.42.
Wherefore, my own beloved sainted mother's last words to me were, "I'm as weak as a cat." Spoken to me right after she simply whispered the word, "juice".
Probably because she wanted me to give her another little sip of her favorite raspberry lemonade juice from WALMART.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KINKOS copy shop, South Hill Puyallop, Washington, 1996.
PS MILEY CYRUS: Mind if I call you Spikey for now? Like when I AM is spiking you in the butt in my own private Idaho [LAST TANGO IN PARIS] remake about the 9 1/2 weeks physical transfiguration [health spa] baptism process outside of Paris.
Happening during a time when France would have the youngest 29ish elected leader since that NAPOLEON DYNAMITE antihero [Paul Nestor] butt fucker came out of nowhere from Idaho in 2004.
PS EMMA WATSON: In Spikey's new music video, she is the mysterious 4th wheel with dark brown hair.
Who was sitting in the back seat of my London taxi dream.
Which was all about you being behind the wheel and me sitting in the front passenger seat.
And Spikey sitting in between Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller in the back seat.
See every "Fab 4" video clip out there on the internet, times two.
Friday, November 30, 2018
Thursday, November 29, 2018
THE ODESSA FILINGS
There are five or six points worth noting when you watch the short 1:57 minute movie trailer for the 1974 THE ODESSA FILE prophecy.
1.) The film's blond die job anti hero is an undercover agent for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, circa 2020.
2.) Odessa is a place in the Ukraine. That ends up as a secret code word at the G20 summit in [Bel Air] Argentina.
3.) My girlfriend refuses to say where I AM at now.
4.) The above movie trailer highlights the usual trumpeting sounds of every movie ever made about Donald Trump getting elected two times, back to back.
Per all of those brazen trumpet heraldings for Johnny Car/son during the Reagan Democrat 1980s.
Back when yours truly was writing monologue jokes [notes] for his main substitute guest host Joan Rivers.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
RIMINI PIZZA by the slice; Westwood, LA 1988.
CLIFF NOTES: That is the baby in REVELATION 12 who precariously rolls down the stairs in THE BATTLESHIP POTEM/KIN prophecy about the lost ten tribes of Israel.
As portrayed in that corrupt FBI cops movie located in Chicago; co-starring Kevin Costner.
Wherein the DOJ's Mueller investigation farce is completely untouchable.
1.) The film's blond die job anti hero is an undercover agent for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, circa 2020.
2.) Odessa is a place in the Ukraine. That ends up as a secret code word at the G20 summit in [Bel Air] Argentina.
3.) My girlfriend refuses to say where I AM at now.
4.) The above movie trailer highlights the usual trumpeting sounds of every movie ever made about Donald Trump getting elected two times, back to back.
Per all of those brazen trumpet heraldings for Johnny Car/son during the Reagan Democrat 1980s.
Back when yours truly was writing monologue jokes [notes] for his main substitute guest host Joan Rivers.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
RIMINI PIZZA by the slice; Westwood, LA 1988.
CLIFF NOTES: That is the baby in REVELATION 12 who precariously rolls down the stairs in THE BATTLESHIP POTEM/KIN prophecy about the lost ten tribes of Israel.
As portrayed in that corrupt FBI cops movie located in Chicago; co-starring Kevin Costner.
Wherein the DOJ's Mueller investigation farce is completely untouchable.
THE POPTARTS ARE BREATHTAKING
The latest breathtaking TRUMP TOWER news from the breakfast pop tart media is Divinely inspired confirmation of the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP prophecy about his secrect penthouse meeting place high atop his own private [1980s LA TOWER RECORDS & VIDEO] time-line in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE.
Ok then already.
Melania is not Russian. But she does come from that same region and speaks with an eastern European style white Russian accent.
See such other fish-out-of-water films as; I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND and THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND; just for starters.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
LEASURE WORLD, South Hill Puyallop, Washington, 1994.
GREG'S TAKE'N BAKE PIZZA: I always get my bake-your-own-pizza ahead of dinner time at PAPPA MURPHY. Then I let it sit on the kitchen counter for a good two hours more. Until the yeasty smelling dough has risen up at least half as high again.
And only then, do I put it into the oven with a generous sprinkling of extra virgin olive oil and granulated garlic powder.
PS SMILEY: If sticky gluten whole wheat dough gives you problems, it means that you have some other bread-of-life style problems to overcome.
Gluten is rather sticky and smells like cum for a reason.
Ok then already.
Melania is not Russian. But she does come from that same region and speaks with an eastern European style white Russian accent.
See such other fish-out-of-water films as; I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND and THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND; just for starters.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
LEASURE WORLD, South Hill Puyallop, Washington, 1994.
GREG'S TAKE'N BAKE PIZZA: I always get my bake-your-own-pizza ahead of dinner time at PAPPA MURPHY. Then I let it sit on the kitchen counter for a good two hours more. Until the yeasty smelling dough has risen up at least half as high again.
And only then, do I put it into the oven with a generous sprinkling of extra virgin olive oil and granulated garlic powder.
PS SMILEY: If sticky gluten whole wheat dough gives you problems, it means that you have some other bread-of-life style problems to overcome.
Gluten is rather sticky and smells like cum for a reason.
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
THE AVENGERS HAPPENING
All of today's more interesting shows are on tv video these days; as Providential fulfillment of all those prophetically inspired television series from the 60s. Many of which were shot on 35mm film and then transferred into digital video.
For example.
Gwyneth Paltrow's X got electrocuted while sitting on the fence in THE AVENGERS because he was neither negative nor positive about America's future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who got re-elected again in 2020 because of his DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER law and order border fence protection policies.
Or for example.
You are some beautfull blond white Nephite girl who does not want to get raped by some other dark skinned illegal alien LAmanite.
Which is now happening before our very own private movie eyes. As President Blowfeld is suddenly metamorphing into President Jimmy Dean during this era of the 42 months happening in REVELATION 11.
Don't laugh, "I haven't laughed so hard since I was a little girl." Dr Evil in AP: 123.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE SUNSTONE SYMPOSIUM, 1994; at THE HYATT Hotel's LDS conference center in SLC, UT.
PS JIM CARREY: God gave you those two kinds of herpes during the special purpose 1990s for an LA STORY type object lesson unto the daughters of Israel in 2 NEPHI 8 etc.
Therefore, after you repent and become baptised again into the new and improved LDS templer Scotish rites on Sunset Blvd; the girls will start to go crazy for you again. Provided you had also entered into the blood cleansing rites at the PLAYBOY MANSION. And then started to feel as free as those 1980s swingers down the hall in EATING RAOUL meets THE FULL MONTEY.
PS KS: The wine critics are saying that the new French 2018 Beaujolais is, "... likely to go down in history as legendary."
For example.
Gwyneth Paltrow's X got electrocuted while sitting on the fence in THE AVENGERS because he was neither negative nor positive about America's future PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who got re-elected again in 2020 because of his DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER law and order border fence protection policies.
Or for example.
You are some beautfull blond white Nephite girl who does not want to get raped by some other dark skinned illegal alien LAmanite.
Which is now happening before our very own private movie eyes. As President Blowfeld is suddenly metamorphing into President Jimmy Dean during this era of the 42 months happening in REVELATION 11.
Don't laugh, "I haven't laughed so hard since I was a little girl." Dr Evil in AP: 123.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
THE SUNSTONE SYMPOSIUM, 1994; at THE HYATT Hotel's LDS conference center in SLC, UT.
PS JIM CARREY: God gave you those two kinds of herpes during the special purpose 1990s for an LA STORY type object lesson unto the daughters of Israel in 2 NEPHI 8 etc.
Therefore, after you repent and become baptised again into the new and improved LDS templer Scotish rites on Sunset Blvd; the girls will start to go crazy for you again. Provided you had also entered into the blood cleansing rites at the PLAYBOY MANSION. And then started to feel as free as those 1980s swingers down the hall in EATING RAOUL meets THE FULL MONTEY.
PS KS: The wine critics are saying that the new French 2018 Beaujolais is, "... likely to go down in history as legendary."
THE WHISKY A GO GO HAPPENING IS NOW HAPPENING
One of the reasons that Hanna Montana's animal farm fantasy had to burn down was because the Jews in Westwood, LA were still stonewalling my brilliant 85 page screenplay two page synopsis for her Janis Joplin biopic.
Which starts out with original footage at THE WISKY A GO GO in the first act. Then cuts to Miley Cyrus in a wig and a bathtub SPEEDSTER tooling around the strip in 2020 Las Vegas.
Which eventually worked out well for the best of us during FESTIVUS, circa 2018.
Now that I get to retain the little script book movie rights and keep all of the above the line money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KINKOS copy shop, La Palms, LA, circa 1987.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your black and white border fence dress at THE LINCOLN CENTER is the kind of thing that keeps me alive and interested in having my way with you and your younger sisters.
Being THE KING DAVID OF ENGLAND FOR LIFE does have it's privileges.
See every BBC CHANNEL 4 episode of THE AVENGERS. Especially that one about Gwyneth Paltrow's future exhusband look alike fence sitter.
Which starts out with original footage at THE WISKY A GO GO in the first act. Then cuts to Miley Cyrus in a wig and a bathtub SPEEDSTER tooling around the strip in 2020 Las Vegas.
Which eventually worked out well for the best of us during FESTIVUS, circa 2018.
Now that I get to retain the little script book movie rights and keep all of the above the line money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KINKOS copy shop, La Palms, LA, circa 1987.
PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your black and white border fence dress at THE LINCOLN CENTER is the kind of thing that keeps me alive and interested in having my way with you and your younger sisters.
Being THE KING DAVID OF ENGLAND FOR LIFE does have it's privileges.
See every BBC CHANNEL 4 episode of THE AVENGERS. Especially that one about Gwyneth Paltrow's future exhusband look alike fence sitter.
GLOBAL WARMING IS SOOO GAY
Today's world wide warming insanity will only stop when the reformed [synagog of satan] Jewish school rabbis stop promoting transgender temple underwear satanisn and born again christian church type reformed nazism.
Think WEDDING CRASHERS meet I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. Not to mention KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN and THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
Hello the upcoming G20 summit setting in Madanna's DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA populist plot film flop entitled EVITA.
Or Google all of those news stories in the past two years where the beaming newlyweds; get killed in a fiery limo or private plane crash; fall off a mountain cliff while holding onto each other "until death do us part"; or one of the two newly espoused is suddenly gunned down at the special lurpose day 1290 alter by one of their exboyfriends.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KALL AM talk radio, SLC, Utah, 1994, LDS CONFERENCE weekend.
PS KEN KEISLER: Your own private biopic entitled I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND was about you inheriting a rather large TRUMP INC resort hotel fortune in the homeland of his Larry King look alike wife Melania.
But then having half of it confiscated by the IRS and California State income taxes.
Which was a political born again object lesson for you about the old beast rising up from the dead in RAISING ARIZONA meets TAXI DRIVER meets DIE HARD.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: All of those self righteous Sabbath keepers in Jerusalem became extremely angry with Lehi when he told them that the New Jerusalem of the new world must be destroyed because of their smarty pants neocon ways.
Think WEDDING CRASHERS meet I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY. Not to mention KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN and THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
Hello the upcoming G20 summit setting in Madanna's DON'T CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA populist plot film flop entitled EVITA.
Or Google all of those news stories in the past two years where the beaming newlyweds; get killed in a fiery limo or private plane crash; fall off a mountain cliff while holding onto each other "until death do us part"; or one of the two newly espoused is suddenly gunned down at the special lurpose day 1290 alter by one of their exboyfriends.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
KALL AM talk radio, SLC, Utah, 1994, LDS CONFERENCE weekend.
PS KEN KEISLER: Your own private biopic entitled I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND was about you inheriting a rather large TRUMP INC resort hotel fortune in the homeland of his Larry King look alike wife Melania.
But then having half of it confiscated by the IRS and California State income taxes.
Which was a political born again object lesson for you about the old beast rising up from the dead in RAISING ARIZONA meets TAXI DRIVER meets DIE HARD.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: All of those self righteous Sabbath keepers in Jerusalem became extremely angry with Lehi when he told them that the New Jerusalem of the new world must be destroyed because of their smarty pants neocon ways.
Tuesday, November 27, 2018
BREAKING THE BANK
WIKIPEDIA has placed a $1,000,000 bet on the table that Manafort has never met Assange at Ecuador's 50/50 zero latitude location in London. Which is probably more cash money than the GUARDIAN even has left in the bank.
Hey why not?
They already have an outstanding guaranteed cash reward outthere for anybody who rats on those two niggers who assassinated Seth Rich. Who had downloaded that batch of fateful DNC emails that sank Hillary Clinton's [MISS CONGENIALITY: 2] pirate ship in 2020 Las Vegas.
For yet another fulfilment of that London based pokerfaced masterpiece made by the ex husband of Madonna.
Wherein the Marxist pirate Internationalist Socialist [May Day] gang who were running the show in the UK for 42 months lose it all in the blink of an eye on May 9, 2020.
All just because of one single Trump card happening to fall down on the card table like an autumn leaf in late 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS LA GUARDIAN: The name Luke Harding is a timely Luke warm waters thing.
Ergo, Hardyfishing.com has pretty much corned the market on flyfishing gear in Poland. Where the spring creek trout fishing waters still run as clear and cold as a gin and tonic on ice with a slice of lime.
NOWHERE MAN NOTES: The NOWHERE MAN song by the BEATTLES was about the 42 months of mindless mormon type ignorance and stupidity in REVELATION 11.
Hey why not?
They already have an outstanding guaranteed cash reward outthere for anybody who rats on those two niggers who assassinated Seth Rich. Who had downloaded that batch of fateful DNC emails that sank Hillary Clinton's [MISS CONGENIALITY: 2] pirate ship in 2020 Las Vegas.
For yet another fulfilment of that London based pokerfaced masterpiece made by the ex husband of Madonna.
Wherein the Marxist pirate Internationalist Socialist [May Day] gang who were running the show in the UK for 42 months lose it all in the blink of an eye on May 9, 2020.
All just because of one single Trump card happening to fall down on the card table like an autumn leaf in late 2018.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS LA GUARDIAN: The name Luke Harding is a timely Luke warm waters thing.
Ergo, Hardyfishing.com has pretty much corned the market on flyfishing gear in Poland. Where the spring creek trout fishing waters still run as clear and cold as a gin and tonic on ice with a slice of lime.
NOWHERE MAN NOTES: The NOWHERE MAN song by the BEATTLES was about the 42 months of mindless mormon type ignorance and stupidity in REVELATION 11.
Monday, November 26, 2018
THE CRIMEA HAPPENING
WW III getting sparked by the Black Sea Crimea happened is a 42 months sign from God.
In confirmation of the institutional crimes that are now being committed by Bob Mueller er all.
Who are complicit in covering up Hillary Clinton's deleted emails collusion with the Russians in order to effect the 2016 election outcome.
Which would include Seth Rich getting assassinated for downloading the DNC emails and passing them on to WIKILEAKS.
Not to mention Barack Obama's shamefull fake news birth certificate on the front page of THE NEW YORK TIMES.
See that little book that was published by Larry Sinclair.
Which was later completely rejected and denounced by all of those self righteous apostate Christians at WND er all.
Most of whom still believe that Joseph Smith was a false prophet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Since 1994.
PS CBS: Why do the rest of us have to go out and seek after strange flesh at BRIETBART etc just to get the minimum facts about those invaders putting the women and children in the front in order to get pix of them getting gassed?
Yeah yeah we know already. According to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, all of those LAmanite pests are going to get exterminated.
But isn't there anybody in your news organizition in the tme being who can do at least that much for the rest of us?
In order to save us the time and aggravation to dig a little deeper on the Internet in order to learn the truth?
PS PRESIDENT RUSSELL M. NELSON: Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: As we all know by now, the prophetic LDS CARNIVAL OF SOULS actress is a personal prophecy about the life and times of Gwyneth Paltrow.
But who is your surprising look alike in that one insert shot?
In confirmation of the institutional crimes that are now being committed by Bob Mueller er all.
Who are complicit in covering up Hillary Clinton's deleted emails collusion with the Russians in order to effect the 2016 election outcome.
Which would include Seth Rich getting assassinated for downloading the DNC emails and passing them on to WIKILEAKS.
Not to mention Barack Obama's shamefull fake news birth certificate on the front page of THE NEW YORK TIMES.
See that little book that was published by Larry Sinclair.
Which was later completely rejected and denounced by all of those self righteous apostate Christians at WND er all.
Most of whom still believe that Joseph Smith was a false prophet.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Since 1994.
PS CBS: Why do the rest of us have to go out and seek after strange flesh at BRIETBART etc just to get the minimum facts about those invaders putting the women and children in the front in order to get pix of them getting gassed?
Yeah yeah we know already. According to the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY, all of those LAmanite pests are going to get exterminated.
But isn't there anybody in your news organizition in the tme being who can do at least that much for the rest of us?
In order to save us the time and aggravation to dig a little deeper on the Internet in order to learn the truth?
PS PRESIDENT RUSSELL M. NELSON: Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: As we all know by now, the prophetic LDS CARNIVAL OF SOULS actress is a personal prophecy about the life and times of Gwyneth Paltrow.
But who is your surprising look alike in that one insert shot?
Sunday, November 25, 2018
EATING THE PUSSY LIKE A KING
Sunday afternoon at 3:43 pm, I had a vision of my late 29ish looking father giving me $10 from his wallet. Then later Michael told me to fry a BLACK ANGUS steak in olive oil.
So I walked over to WALMART and grabbed the best looking one for $10 plus change. While stopping by their inhouse MACDONALDS to pick up a small 12oz. drink that produced a time-stamped receipt with the bold black ink number 343 on top.
Then when I got back home with the huuge top sirloin, I realized that I could cut it in half and make two meals out of it. For a nice ten virgins 50/50 sign from God.
Which obviously had something to do with WWIII starting in and around the Black Sea of REVELATION 13:1.
Which in ancient times was named THE SEA OF ISRAEL. According to all of those free PLAIN TRUTH MAGAZINE boxes on the sidewalks of Westwood, LA during the Reagan Democrat 80s.
Meanwhile, NATO is now going ape shit over the whole affair. In confirmation of Meuller's upcoming "devastating" report about how the Russians will definitely be influcing the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the upcoming 2020 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER presidential election.
Circa VEGAS VACATION meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
Hey, I don't write the shit that appears on this blog on a daily basis.
I just memorize the last minute lines that are given to me in the voices in my head. And then I go out there on the Internet and try to do my best with what I AM is given.
Which is why they pay me the big bucks without me ever having to waste my valuable time reading and rereading the screenplays.
Since I now have lots of overpaid staff people who do that for me.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: How about a DARK PASSAGE remake co-starring an older fit and trim balding Bruce Willis figure hooking up with some underaged and more edgy looking babe? Who is around the same age as Chloe Moretz and Dakota Fanning's younger sister.
Then they escape to Arizona on that same GREYHOUND BUS featured in FORCES OF NATURE meets David Cronenburg's masterpiece movie CRASH.
And not that piece of shit rip off that you made using the same title.
If you don't believe it you can watch the original movie's film trailer at BINGO.
Which is obvious about you role playing getting seriously injured in some car crash, metaphorically speaking.
In order that you might become the equal to your marred servant husband in 3RD NEPHI 20:37, yada yada.
So I walked over to WALMART and grabbed the best looking one for $10 plus change. While stopping by their inhouse MACDONALDS to pick up a small 12oz. drink that produced a time-stamped receipt with the bold black ink number 343 on top.
Then when I got back home with the huuge top sirloin, I realized that I could cut it in half and make two meals out of it. For a nice ten virgins 50/50 sign from God.
Which obviously had something to do with WWIII starting in and around the Black Sea of REVELATION 13:1.
Which in ancient times was named THE SEA OF ISRAEL. According to all of those free PLAIN TRUTH MAGAZINE boxes on the sidewalks of Westwood, LA during the Reagan Democrat 80s.
Meanwhile, NATO is now going ape shit over the whole affair. In confirmation of Meuller's upcoming "devastating" report about how the Russians will definitely be influcing the reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the upcoming 2020 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER presidential election.
Circa VEGAS VACATION meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
Hey, I don't write the shit that appears on this blog on a daily basis.
I just memorize the last minute lines that are given to me in the voices in my head. And then I go out there on the Internet and try to do my best with what I AM is given.
Which is why they pay me the big bucks without me ever having to waste my valuable time reading and rereading the screenplays.
Since I now have lots of overpaid staff people who do that for me.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWS
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: How about a DARK PASSAGE remake co-starring an older fit and trim balding Bruce Willis figure hooking up with some underaged and more edgy looking babe? Who is around the same age as Chloe Moretz and Dakota Fanning's younger sister.
Then they escape to Arizona on that same GREYHOUND BUS featured in FORCES OF NATURE meets David Cronenburg's masterpiece movie CRASH.
And not that piece of shit rip off that you made using the same title.
If you don't believe it you can watch the original movie's film trailer at BINGO.
Which is obvious about you role playing getting seriously injured in some car crash, metaphorically speaking.
In order that you might become the equal to your marred servant husband in 3RD NEPHI 20:37, yada yada.
SHAMPOOING THE MONEY
That older blond die job actor who played the Nixonian PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the SHAMPOO prophecy was the same Nixonian figure who reprised his role in BEING THERE.
Whereas my antihero gourmet cook figure also reprised his role at the same PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening in the hold out red state of North Carolina.
Hey. I'M only the main movie star actor in the above 4 blockbuster movie prophecies.
I swear to God. I had nothing to do with the writing, producing, and directing.
It was just by chance that I ended up being the center of every movie that the Jews ever made back in the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
BEING THERE CLIFF NOTES: I always like to watch the official movie trailers that pop up whenever I search for an old movie at BINGO.com.
That said.
You can also watch them at GOOGLE er all. But you just have to dig a little bit deeper into their search engine results.
Whereas my antihero gourmet cook figure also reprised his role at the same PLAYBOY MANSION vampire happening in the hold out red state of North Carolina.
Hey. I'M only the main movie star actor in the above 4 blockbuster movie prophecies.
I swear to God. I had nothing to do with the writing, producing, and directing.
It was just by chance that I ended up being the center of every movie that the Jews ever made back in the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
BEING THERE CLIFF NOTES: I always like to watch the official movie trailers that pop up whenever I search for an old movie at BINGO.com.
That said.
You can also watch them at GOOGLE er all. But you just have to dig a little bit deeper into their search engine results.
BEING THERE FOREVER
BEING THERE opened on the same day in 1979 when my ex wife called me from France and said that she was not coming home.
Wherefore, it took me over 20 years to understand that BEING THERE was a movie that was completely about me. During the NBA winter time when America's secret templre in THE DAVINCI CODE prophecy would become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who would always have his ear when it comes to my wintery INVISIBLE MAN advice about the economy etc. Me always using my secret underground code name Chance Gardener.
Who eventually takes up shack in the master bedroom at one of my wealthy wives country estates and starts acting like he is the Lord of the House.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PETER SELLERS CLIFF NOTES: Peter Sellers' full name meant that God always wanted him to role play my many loser salesman anti heros in real life.
Costarring him in everything from DEATH OF A SALESMAN to the ROD STEELE CASINO ROYALE [0014] civil war finales about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP breaking the bank in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.
See CHRISTMAS VACATION meets LEPRECHAN 3. As opposed to say; CASINO meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
This kind of 100% primo shit from South America is not for everyone.
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More cracker, less onion dip.
Wherefore, it took me over 20 years to understand that BEING THERE was a movie that was completely about me. During the NBA winter time when America's secret templre in THE DAVINCI CODE prophecy would become PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Who would always have his ear when it comes to my wintery INVISIBLE MAN advice about the economy etc. Me always using my secret underground code name Chance Gardener.
Who eventually takes up shack in the master bedroom at one of my wealthy wives country estates and starts acting like he is the Lord of the House.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PETER SELLERS CLIFF NOTES: Peter Sellers' full name meant that God always wanted him to role play my many loser salesman anti heros in real life.
Costarring him in everything from DEATH OF A SALESMAN to the ROD STEELE CASINO ROYALE [0014] civil war finales about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP breaking the bank in 2020 Las Vegas, Nevada.
See CHRISTMAS VACATION meets LEPRECHAN 3. As opposed to say; CASINO meets VIVA LAS VEGAS.
This kind of 100% primo shit from South America is not for everyone.
PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: More cracker, less onion dip.
Saturday, November 24, 2018
THEY'RE RIOTING IN GREENVILLE
In my visionary dream about the greens rioting on University Avenue in Seattle around Thanksgiving; I was walking a block over along 15th Ave. NE when I noticed plumes of blueish tear gas clouds rising up from "the Ave" down below.
So I cut down across at 56th Ave. and asked some lady who was selling popcorn and soda to the gathering crowds of spectators what was going on over there.
Whereupon she replied that, "They're rioting in Greenville."
As in the sudden civil war riots now happening in 'Greenville', Paris, France.
Where the last of Barack Obama's [Paris Climate Accords] holdouts in government are still trying to raise taxes on Trump's die hard trucker supporters in order to control climate change.
Rather than repent of their own support for the dark skinned gentile invaders from sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11 meets EZEKIEL 38.
Which always leads to draught and famine every time you try it. Like in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE meets THE SHINING.
But if you don't believe it. You can always goggle everything that the Pope has said about climate change for the past two years.
Most all of which would sound exactly like what Mel Gibson or Michael Moore would say on any given Sunday.
Then compare that worldly foolishness with what Jesus' dry mormon DAVINCI CODE servant has been saying during the same time period.
Ergo, Seattle's Thanksgiving season riots will be happening next year, not this year.
Which would be more closer to the end of the 42 months period in REV.11.
Leading up to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's inevitability re-election plastic fantastic explosion happening after the May 9 cut off time in 2020.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Darling sweetheart, my first breakout full budget movie will be my own private remake version of HANNIBAL TWO. Wherein I get to show off my fluent Italian speaking skills.
So I cut down across at 56th Ave. and asked some lady who was selling popcorn and soda to the gathering crowds of spectators what was going on over there.
Whereupon she replied that, "They're rioting in Greenville."
As in the sudden civil war riots now happening in 'Greenville', Paris, France.
Where the last of Barack Obama's [Paris Climate Accords] holdouts in government are still trying to raise taxes on Trump's die hard trucker supporters in order to control climate change.
Rather than repent of their own support for the dark skinned gentile invaders from sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11 meets EZEKIEL 38.
Which always leads to draught and famine every time you try it. Like in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE meets THE SHINING.
But if you don't believe it. You can always goggle everything that the Pope has said about climate change for the past two years.
Most all of which would sound exactly like what Mel Gibson or Michael Moore would say on any given Sunday.
Then compare that worldly foolishness with what Jesus' dry mormon DAVINCI CODE servant has been saying during the same time period.
Ergo, Seattle's Thanksgiving season riots will be happening next year, not this year.
Which would be more closer to the end of the 42 months period in REV.11.
Leading up to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's inevitability re-election plastic fantastic explosion happening after the May 9 cut off time in 2020.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Darling sweetheart, my first breakout full budget movie will be my own private remake version of HANNIBAL TWO. Wherein I get to show off my fluent Italian speaking skills.
Friday, November 23, 2018
TIMING IS EVERYTHING
JERRY MAGUIRE came out on Taylor Relf's December 13th birthday in 1996; only days after the final 1335th day of America's Jewish pop culture witness on the left side in DANIEL 9 through 12.
In confirmation of the tall blond 27ish singer who grew up on an evergreen Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania.
Who is the same split personality girl who is prophetically role played in BLUE VELVET meets WILD AT HEART.
Not everyday is Christmas.
Ergo, "All President Trump has to do to get reelected in 2020 is win Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.." Michael Medved on the record at 770 KTTH, Seattle.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: You forgot to include Taylor Swift for VEEP in 2020.
More COAST TO COAST late night talk radio from the midwest heartland of America.
Less early morning NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO from the alien occupied east coasts and west coasts.
"Focus on where you come from, not on where to want to go." THE DARLING LIMITED.
In confirmation of the tall blond 27ish singer who grew up on an evergreen Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania.
Who is the same split personality girl who is prophetically role played in BLUE VELVET meets WILD AT HEART.
Not everyday is Christmas.
Ergo, "All President Trump has to do to get reelected in 2020 is win Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.." Michael Medved on the record at 770 KTTH, Seattle.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: You forgot to include Taylor Swift for VEEP in 2020.
More COAST TO COAST late night talk radio from the midwest heartland of America.
Less early morning NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO from the alien occupied east coasts and west coasts.
"Focus on where you come from, not on where to want to go." THE DARLING LIMITED.
SHOW YE THE MONEY!
Today's prophetic 2018 NFL season time line in JERRY MAGUIRE is established in the opening act's fancy pants TRUMP TOWER office location.
In confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting elected in the first quarter. And then getting reelected again in the second quarter. And then the same thing happens in the third quarter.
Due to the millions of divorced single white christian mother's out there who feel like, "You had me at hello."
So then by the time that the famous "Show me the money!" line happens, Trump has already defeated every Republican and Democrat Party mormon out there who believed that he never had a chance in the first place.
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CRY BABY BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: You logged onto 2bc.info but you could not even hack it for one little minute?
Try watching John Water's filthy and disgusting CRY BABY prophecy about yours truly; then try looking at it again for another two or three minutes.
Same thing goes for all of my so called friends and enemies who can't even stand to listen to Rush Limbaugh for at least two or three minutes.
Much less look at me directly in the eyes in Sandra Bullock's latest paranoid liberal rip off movie.
Think GREASE meets GREASE:2.
In confirmation of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting elected in the first quarter. And then getting reelected again in the second quarter. And then the same thing happens in the third quarter.
Due to the millions of divorced single white christian mother's out there who feel like, "You had me at hello."
So then by the time that the famous "Show me the money!" line happens, Trump has already defeated every Republican and Democrat Party mormon out there who believed that he never had a chance in the first place.
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CRY BABY BYU FILM SCHOOL NOTES: You logged onto 2bc.info but you could not even hack it for one little minute?
Try watching John Water's filthy and disgusting CRY BABY prophecy about yours truly; then try looking at it again for another two or three minutes.
Same thing goes for all of my so called friends and enemies who can't even stand to listen to Rush Limbaugh for at least two or three minutes.
Much less look at me directly in the eyes in Sandra Bullock's latest paranoid liberal rip off movie.
Think GREASE meets GREASE:2.
Thursday, November 22, 2018
RALPH BREAKS THE BANK
Maybe the third time around is a charm?
Since I have tried at least two times before to get through the 1980s Reagan Democrat PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP prophecy entitled JERRY MAGUIRE.
But I always started to puke my guts out after the first "Show me the money!" scene.
However, that was then, and this is now.
Now that one of Hollywood's most charming actresses in the iconic movie is starting to look a little long in the tooth.
Wherefore now she is much more interested in my 'up front no questions asked' cash money deal that I have to offer her.
You can Google it if you don't believe it. Where it will say that her net worth is $60,000,000.
Yeah right. It's probably more like about half that on a good day.
Which means that she still owes me around a cool $3,000,000 in back tithing.
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PS STEPHEN KING: Stop bitching about it like some old Mormon church lady. Who feels like TRUMP INC must be impeached and lifted up upon the cross of Jesus Christ.
Wow. Just start putting it all down on paper in your next little small book project.
Or like it says in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON; stick with what you are good at. And don't go chasing after unfamiliar get rich quick schemes and wasted political capital investments.
Been there, done that myself.
For example, yours truly was ment to become a major reality tv movie star in 2020. Who is fucking all of the most beautiful younger starletts in Hollywood at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
[David Lynch directing of course.]
Who got his start in such small 85 minute long independent films as BUCKET OF BLOOD and THE BLOB.
See every 1950s movie that was ever made where the younger sexy girl falls in love with the older cold hearted bad boy who treats her like shit.
Since I have tried at least two times before to get through the 1980s Reagan Democrat PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP prophecy entitled JERRY MAGUIRE.
But I always started to puke my guts out after the first "Show me the money!" scene.
However, that was then, and this is now.
Now that one of Hollywood's most charming actresses in the iconic movie is starting to look a little long in the tooth.
Wherefore now she is much more interested in my 'up front no questions asked' cash money deal that I have to offer her.
You can Google it if you don't believe it. Where it will say that her net worth is $60,000,000.
Yeah right. It's probably more like about half that on a good day.
Which means that she still owes me around a cool $3,000,000 in back tithing.
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PS STEPHEN KING: Stop bitching about it like some old Mormon church lady. Who feels like TRUMP INC must be impeached and lifted up upon the cross of Jesus Christ.
Wow. Just start putting it all down on paper in your next little small book project.
Or like it says in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON; stick with what you are good at. And don't go chasing after unfamiliar get rich quick schemes and wasted political capital investments.
Been there, done that myself.
For example, yours truly was ment to become a major reality tv movie star in 2020. Who is fucking all of the most beautiful younger starletts in Hollywood at the PLAYBOY MANSION.
[David Lynch directing of course.]
Who got his start in such small 85 minute long independent films as BUCKET OF BLOOD and THE BLOB.
See every 1950s movie that was ever made where the younger sexy girl falls in love with the older cold hearted bad boy who treats her like shit.
DREAMING ABOUT THOSE SWEET WALLA WALLA ONIONS
I once had a dream that my French exwife and my [LAST TANGO IN PARIS] look alike lover had pulled over to one of those many roadside onions stands in and around Walla Walla, Washington.
And now I finally know why it happened.
Now that America finally has a real man who God had raised up to rebuild those two fire walls of Judah and Ephraim in DANIEL 9.
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GREG'S ONION DIP: After I had discovered Georgia's mind boggling sweet ass Vidalias back in the late 80s and early 90s, I kinda forgot about my own state's special purpose WALLA WALLAS produce.
Even though they were still the best ones to slowly bake with a 4" thick and beefy pot roast and lots of those thin skinned pink pussy potatoes from Moses Lake, Washington.
"My favorite dish is pot roast and potatoes with gravy and a bottle of PEPSI." Hugh Hefner, 1969, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
Who died at 91 last year on Gwyneth Paltrow's 45th birthday.
And now I finally know why it happened.
Now that America finally has a real man who God had raised up to rebuild those two fire walls of Judah and Ephraim in DANIEL 9.
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GREG'S ONION DIP: After I had discovered Georgia's mind boggling sweet ass Vidalias back in the late 80s and early 90s, I kinda forgot about my own state's special purpose WALLA WALLAS produce.
Even though they were still the best ones to slowly bake with a 4" thick and beefy pot roast and lots of those thin skinned pink pussy potatoes from Moses Lake, Washington.
"My favorite dish is pot roast and potatoes with gravy and a bottle of PEPSI." Hugh Hefner, 1969, PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
Who died at 91 last year on Gwyneth Paltrow's 45th birthday.
Wednesday, November 21, 2018
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
One of those two rich 666 high-tech brothers who were fighting with each other burned down the other brother's white mansion in Colt Neck, New Jersey.
For some kind of a "quadruple homicide" heart surgery happening about the suicidal [talking heads] media burning down America in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY time zone between NYC and DC.
"Many of today's Jews are frustrated aithiests with unfulfilled suicidal fantasies." Michael Medved, 770 AM Seattle, Washington.
Wherefore, the same-named 1980s tune by David Bynre ends with the warning, "A twister is coming!"
Meanwhile at a theater near you, RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET is opening out on Thanksgiving weekend; starting at midnight new wine time.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A Jewish couple who were cleaning house down in your neck of the woods found a winning lost lottery ticket that was worth around the same amount of after-tax money that you and your girlfriends owe me.
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! You wanna look 27ish again? It's gonna cost you at least 10%, plus expenses. Otherwise, you have non of those little pillow talk promises that I Michael has been giving you for the past 27 years or more.
PS SMILEY: Much like you and I, the star of STOP MAKING SENSE was a Quaker. Happy birthday girl, see you on the flip side.
"Say goodbye... to all this." Says the new surprise PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP pitchfork rebellion leader at the end of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy that happened at the PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
ODDBALL NOTES: Michael told me this afternoon that anyone who does not have an invitation to some family Thanksgiving dinner feast in DC 58 should just go out to their local BURGER KING franchise and order anything that they want off the menu. Whereas they will all be treated like royalty for only around $9 a plate, including soda.
I know, it sounds like some crazy thing that a stranger from Moscow, Idaho would say on midnight talk radio.
But I really did hear him say that to me in those very same words.
For some kind of a "quadruple homicide" heart surgery happening about the suicidal [talking heads] media burning down America in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY time zone between NYC and DC.
"Many of today's Jews are frustrated aithiests with unfulfilled suicidal fantasies." Michael Medved, 770 AM Seattle, Washington.
Wherefore, the same-named 1980s tune by David Bynre ends with the warning, "A twister is coming!"
Meanwhile at a theater near you, RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET is opening out on Thanksgiving weekend; starting at midnight new wine time.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A Jewish couple who were cleaning house down in your neck of the woods found a winning lost lottery ticket that was worth around the same amount of after-tax money that you and your girlfriends owe me.
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! You wanna look 27ish again? It's gonna cost you at least 10%, plus expenses. Otherwise, you have non of those little pillow talk promises that I Michael has been giving you for the past 27 years or more.
PS SMILEY: Much like you and I, the star of STOP MAKING SENSE was a Quaker. Happy birthday girl, see you on the flip side.
"Say goodbye... to all this." Says the new surprise PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP pitchfork rebellion leader at the end of THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy that happened at the PLAYBOY MANSION in LA.
ODDBALL NOTES: Michael told me this afternoon that anyone who does not have an invitation to some family Thanksgiving dinner feast in DC 58 should just go out to their local BURGER KING franchise and order anything that they want off the menu. Whereas they will all be treated like royalty for only around $9 a plate, including soda.
I know, it sounds like some crazy thing that a stranger from Moscow, Idaho would say on midnight talk radio.
But I really did hear him say that to me in those very same words.
I AM YOUR BACK DOOR MAN DARLING.
By the time that Nancy Pelosi becomes the FATAL ATTRACTION voice of the BASIC INSTINCT House of symbolic 60s culture representatives; I will already be setting up camp in her own back yard. Wherein my protagonist in both of these prophetic movies learns how to deal with her kind during the Democrat Reagan 80s.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that Scarlett Johansson was mopping her hardwood floors with two mops; next to her own home's back entrance sliding doors. For today's duel parallel reality situation movie called SLIDING DOORS.
What the hell, she did say to me, "We can still love each other even if we have family quarrels."
Like for example, I can't stand the fact that my wife is fucking other men.
INSTAGRAM NOTES: At least Elizabeth Hurley had the guts to post that pic of me walking behind her in silk tiger pajamas.
Which is more than you can say right now for most of my scaredy cat wives in London, England.
Meow.
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed that Scarlett Johansson was mopping her hardwood floors with two mops; next to her own home's back entrance sliding doors. For today's duel parallel reality situation movie called SLIDING DOORS.
What the hell, she did say to me, "We can still love each other even if we have family quarrels."
Like for example, I can't stand the fact that my wife is fucking other men.
INSTAGRAM NOTES: At least Elizabeth Hurley had the guts to post that pic of me walking behind her in silk tiger pajamas.
Which is more than you can say right now for most of my scaredy cat wives in London, England.
Meow.
Tuesday, November 20, 2018
THE EXPLODING PLASTIC INEVITABLE HAPPENING
That mean dog who entered through an open gate and then injured those 12 virgin kids at the Fillmor, OK k12 school was confirmation of how Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco ANIMAL FARM values are injuring the innocent children of America.
Wherefore all of those weak old men in the mormon church er all are refusing to fight back against the 42 months long knives attack against the temple wall builders in REV.11:1.
As all twelve of them are looking down their polite society noses at the two witnesses of the two olive trees and the two candle sticks of Judah and Ephraim.
Who soon will be lying in the [under construction] street for 3 1/2 days of the New Jeruslem. Which now looks a lot like the old Jerusalem; where also our tall blond BRANCH DAVIDIAN white dude with blue eyes was crucified by the Jews.
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COAST TO COAST RADIO NOTES: Last night on midnight cowboy radio, I heard an expert say that there were about the same number of people who died in the Jones' Temple San Francisco grape juice happening that just died in the same area's Camp Fire girls happening.
You can wikipedia 'The Fillmore' if you don't believe it.
Wherefore all of those weak old men in the mormon church er all are refusing to fight back against the 42 months long knives attack against the temple wall builders in REV.11:1.
As all twelve of them are looking down their polite society noses at the two witnesses of the two olive trees and the two candle sticks of Judah and Ephraim.
Who soon will be lying in the [under construction] street for 3 1/2 days of the New Jeruslem. Which now looks a lot like the old Jerusalem; where also our tall blond BRANCH DAVIDIAN white dude with blue eyes was crucified by the Jews.
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COAST TO COAST RADIO NOTES: Last night on midnight cowboy radio, I heard an expert say that there were about the same number of people who died in the Jones' Temple San Francisco grape juice happening that just died in the same area's Camp Fire girls happening.
You can wikipedia 'The Fillmore' if you don't believe it.
Monday, November 19, 2018
PICTURE GEORGE WASHINGTON RIDING ON A WHITE HORSE.
"Government is like fire..." warned America's first no.1 wig wearing President.
In confirmation of those deadly untamed army camp wild fires out in California. Which is now completely overrun by all of those brown people who voted for Government Brown; a.k.a. Governor Moonbeem. Also known in AP:II as THE ALLEN PERSON'S PROJECT ripoff.
Or look at it this way. Socialism is the quest for 666ian utopia. California's Camp Fire inferno ran wild through a retirement community for old men called Paradise.
So now for the close. Boy do I have a retirement plan for you!
You do all of your personal business banking at the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION, I get a 10% skim. And the best part is, no more unconstitutional progressive taxation; Social Security; or Medicare.
Nor any of today's 1964 type civil rights for antiamerican communistist Jews, niggers and homosexuals.
Plus, physically you look like some naive 29ish moron who graduated from Yale or Brown; maybe even BYU. But now you ten times smarter and wiser by half.
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PS JIM CAREY: Your time spent in hell doing IN LIVING COLOR on FOX was a personal career pre 1260 days prophecy learning experience for your sake and our sake.
So how about a little more mercy and a little less justice?
PS KEN KEISLER: Sorry about that little "wake up" accident you had in your pants. Be of good cheer. God is in control of everything.
Including who gets invited to our little vampire pirate happenings every Saturday night and Sunday morning on my friend's TWIN VOLVO tied up in Marin County. Naturally, every underaged cast member "guest" will have to sign your standard iron-clad movie deal release forms before they can get on board; and the cameras start rolling like in 52 PICKUP: 2.
Think BLUE JASMINE meets PLAY IT AGAIN SAM.
Hey, if we're gonna spend a shit load of easy come money on a couple, two three, sequels to THE BIG LEBOWSKI. We're going to need a lot of underaged looking actresses with a proven track record at the box office.
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Please be patient with me for taking so long to figure out the prophetic meaning of SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE meets SLIDING DOORS.
Problem is, I can't understand half of what the two film's English actors are saying.
That said, the costumes and the actings are truly amazing.
In confirmation of those deadly untamed army camp wild fires out in California. Which is now completely overrun by all of those brown people who voted for Government Brown; a.k.a. Governor Moonbeem. Also known in AP:II as THE ALLEN PERSON'S PROJECT ripoff.
Or look at it this way. Socialism is the quest for 666ian utopia. California's Camp Fire inferno ran wild through a retirement community for old men called Paradise.
So now for the close. Boy do I have a retirement plan for you!
You do all of your personal business banking at the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION, I get a 10% skim. And the best part is, no more unconstitutional progressive taxation; Social Security; or Medicare.
Nor any of today's 1964 type civil rights for antiamerican communistist Jews, niggers and homosexuals.
Plus, physically you look like some naive 29ish moron who graduated from Yale or Brown; maybe even BYU. But now you ten times smarter and wiser by half.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS JIM CAREY: Your time spent in hell doing IN LIVING COLOR on FOX was a personal career pre 1260 days prophecy learning experience for your sake and our sake.
So how about a little more mercy and a little less justice?
PS KEN KEISLER: Sorry about that little "wake up" accident you had in your pants. Be of good cheer. God is in control of everything.
Including who gets invited to our little vampire pirate happenings every Saturday night and Sunday morning on my friend's TWIN VOLVO tied up in Marin County. Naturally, every underaged cast member "guest" will have to sign your standard iron-clad movie deal release forms before they can get on board; and the cameras start rolling like in 52 PICKUP: 2.
Think BLUE JASMINE meets PLAY IT AGAIN SAM.
Hey, if we're gonna spend a shit load of easy come money on a couple, two three, sequels to THE BIG LEBOWSKI. We're going to need a lot of underaged looking actresses with a proven track record at the box office.
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: Please be patient with me for taking so long to figure out the prophetic meaning of SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE meets SLIDING DOORS.
Problem is, I can't understand half of what the two film's English actors are saying.
That said, the costumes and the actings are truly amazing.
I LEFT MY QUADRUPLE BIPASS SURGERY HEART IN SAN FRANCISCO
All of those JEFFERSON AIRPLANE songs were about the inevitable middle aged hippie times when Thomas Jefferson's American ideals would become restored once again after those two anticapitalist terrorist airplanes crashed into the two 666 trade towers of Judah and Ephraim.
When in fact, "...no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the [debit card] number of his name." REV.13: 17.
See every Woody Allen movie where we can see those two prophetic twin towers of TRUMP INC. in the background, circa 1NEPHI:14 yada yada.
Happy trails boys and girls.
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GREG'S MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY: Always make your brown DC 58 feast Thanksgiving gravy with lots and lots of chopped liver; preferably using those stronger tasting yellow cooking onions.
Turkey livers? Chicken livers? Duck or Goose livers? Maybe even beef livers? It's all good, and goes well with your more expensive purple Beaujolais wines in the $35+ range.
[You always get what you pay for.]
Just make sure that you save a little pour over for next week's prime grade top cut juicy pink sirloin stake in the pan with a splash of pinot noir.
PS JIM CAREY: More pasta, less sauce. Dude, not every day is Christmas.
When in fact, "...no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the [debit card] number of his name." REV.13: 17.
See every Woody Allen movie where we can see those two prophetic twin towers of TRUMP INC. in the background, circa 1NEPHI:14 yada yada.
Happy trails boys and girls.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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GREG'S MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY: Always make your brown DC 58 feast Thanksgiving gravy with lots and lots of chopped liver; preferably using those stronger tasting yellow cooking onions.
Turkey livers? Chicken livers? Duck or Goose livers? Maybe even beef livers? It's all good, and goes well with your more expensive purple Beaujolais wines in the $35+ range.
[You always get what you pay for.]
Just make sure that you save a little pour over for next week's prime grade top cut juicy pink sirloin stake in the pan with a splash of pinot noir.
PS JIM CAREY: More pasta, less sauce. Dude, not every day is Christmas.
Sunday, November 18, 2018
SHAGGING THE SPY WHO FUCKED ME
Like yours truly asks Nicole Kidman in AP:II, "So what is it baby... spits or swallows?" Per my dream last night about Ken Keisler's antique curio shop in San Francisco. That had a tall wooden nut cracker statue that would spit out little pink spring-loaded pegs when you cranked on his left arm. Representing the old time Father who spues anyone out of his mouth who is neither cold nor hot. Much like most of today's moderate Republican luke warm Mormons who do not have the spirit of prophecy within them.
Ergo, "If I were more moderate, nothing would get done." RLDS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
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PS SANDY: See Michael Richard's fire starter role in THE BUBBLE BOY episode before you dismiss my timely career advice as a thing of naught.
Wherein the "mountain man" from Utah retards the aging process by getting baptised with his new girlfriend in the lake's freezing cold waters.
Think DIRTY DANCING meets FOOTLOOSE.
BEING THERE CLIFF NOTES: In this one, yours truly gets rescued by his wealthy older gal during the NBA basketball man cartoon season.
You can wikipedia the movie's promotional trailer and background info if you don't believe it.
Therefore you better had believe it by now.
"He's starting to get to me..." Marlon Brando in the [DONALD] DON JUAN DEMARCO movie trailer, circa1994.
For when the time would come during the two witnesses era that America's once all white ANIMAL HOUSE fraternities would be run over by America's crazy people of color.
Ergo, "If I were more moderate, nothing would get done." RLDS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
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PS SANDY: See Michael Richard's fire starter role in THE BUBBLE BOY episode before you dismiss my timely career advice as a thing of naught.
Wherein the "mountain man" from Utah retards the aging process by getting baptised with his new girlfriend in the lake's freezing cold waters.
Think DIRTY DANCING meets FOOTLOOSE.
BEING THERE CLIFF NOTES: In this one, yours truly gets rescued by his wealthy older gal during the NBA basketball man cartoon season.
You can wikipedia the movie's promotional trailer and background info if you don't believe it.
Therefore you better had believe it by now.
"He's starting to get to me..." Marlon Brando in the [DONALD] DON JUAN DEMARCO movie trailer, circa1994.
For when the time would come during the two witnesses era that America's once all white ANIMAL HOUSE fraternities would be run over by America's crazy people of color.
WHAT'S HAPPENING BABY?
Well for one thing. All of those bare naked colored people from Africa who are now rioting at various McDONALDS franchises across America are simply in rehearsals for the PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP happening.
Who does love him some MCDONALDS take-out with French fires and bloody gory HEIZE 57 catsupt on the side 24/7.
But it gets worse than that.
Now The Beaver's Biblical wife of his [2bc.info] youth has taken upon her his last days name in order to make sure that everybody out there knows for sure that she also believes in the secret sauce Words of Jesus.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Your sexy half moon smile always makes my day.
By the by, THE ITALIAN JOB and THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION are still my favorite compatible fuck buddy movies. Shades of the brilliant DIE HARD robbery sequels and all that.
PS MS PALTROW: Per your physically transfigured [DEAD AND LOVING IT] role in the CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy, THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS will be granting you a twelve month grace period. In order for you to repent of your GSR/TWN [sex, lies and video] sins and become baptised once again into MINE ONLY true church upon the face of the earth.
[Michael just said to me this very instant, "Here we go!" Clocking in at 1:26 am PST on my retro 80s COSMO bedside clock.]
Who does love him some MCDONALDS take-out with French fires and bloody gory HEIZE 57 catsupt on the side 24/7.
But it gets worse than that.
Now The Beaver's Biblical wife of his [2bc.info] youth has taken upon her his last days name in order to make sure that everybody out there knows for sure that she also believes in the secret sauce Words of Jesus.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Your sexy half moon smile always makes my day.
By the by, THE ITALIAN JOB and THE CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION are still my favorite compatible fuck buddy movies. Shades of the brilliant DIE HARD robbery sequels and all that.
PS MS PALTROW: Per your physically transfigured [DEAD AND LOVING IT] role in the CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy, THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS will be granting you a twelve month grace period. In order for you to repent of your GSR/TWN [sex, lies and video] sins and become baptised once again into MINE ONLY true church upon the face of the earth.
[Michael just said to me this very instant, "Here we go!" Clocking in at 1:26 am PST on my retro 80s COSMO bedside clock.]
Saturday, November 17, 2018
KING SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE IN 1998
SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE portrays my assent to the Throne of England during a period in time that was dominated by high society's political correctness and low class society's base crudity.
That comes to an end with the future KING RELF escaping to the promised lands of the new Jerusalem misspelled out in the BM. Before I AM is allowed to return again to my home land of the lost tribes of Judah and Ephraim.
Ergo, Utah has the highest percentage of English blood in the entire USA.
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CLIFF NOTES: The 6" snowfall that wrecked havoc on NYC happened on the day after I saw those big wet early season snowflakes falling down at the end of DIE HARD's update of THE INVISIBLE MAN prophecy. Where we only see the the movie's Joseph Smith look alike antihero in the last act.
Misrepresenting the time when the sons of Israel will be doing all of their banking, tithing, and borrowing at the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION; "...share the shares." yada yada.
PS MR KING: Or for fuck sake. You feel like Donald Trump is the spawn of Satan?
OK then. Just write your little novella whatever REVELATION 10 book and get the thing over to my people at FORTIS FILMS.
Before they start to get bored with both me and you and feel like moving onto other things.
PS SANDY: Now that small screen tv is the new big bucks thing. How about Michael Richards in the lead role of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF?
Who grew up in Thousand Oaks, California. And then went on to college at EVERGREEN's rainbow love peace campus in Olympia, Washington.
That comes to an end with the future KING RELF escaping to the promised lands of the new Jerusalem misspelled out in the BM. Before I AM is allowed to return again to my home land of the lost tribes of Judah and Ephraim.
Ergo, Utah has the highest percentage of English blood in the entire USA.
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CLIFF NOTES: The 6" snowfall that wrecked havoc on NYC happened on the day after I saw those big wet early season snowflakes falling down at the end of DIE HARD's update of THE INVISIBLE MAN prophecy. Where we only see the the movie's Joseph Smith look alike antihero in the last act.
Misrepresenting the time when the sons of Israel will be doing all of their banking, tithing, and borrowing at the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION; "...share the shares." yada yada.
PS MR KING: Or for fuck sake. You feel like Donald Trump is the spawn of Satan?
OK then. Just write your little novella whatever REVELATION 10 book and get the thing over to my people at FORTIS FILMS.
Before they start to get bored with both me and you and feel like moving onto other things.
PS SANDY: Now that small screen tv is the new big bucks thing. How about Michael Richards in the lead role of BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF?
Who grew up in Thousand Oaks, California. And then went on to college at EVERGREEN's rainbow love peace campus in Olympia, Washington.
Friday, November 16, 2018
NO RUSH
Falling asleep during Rush's opening monologue, the voice of Sienna Miller told me that I have one more year to go before I get out of the woods.
Then at 10:31 Halloween time, I heard the distinct clink of two red wine glasses that were making some kind of a toast to my absent friends in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP taking charge of everything in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023... yada yada.
Who needs the colored peoples' House when you have the White House?
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Then at 10:31 Halloween time, I heard the distinct clink of two red wine glasses that were making some kind of a toast to my absent friends in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP taking charge of everything in 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023... yada yada.
Who needs the colored peoples' House when you have the White House?
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NEW WINE TIME
The WASHINGTON POST's new Dr. Evil owner announced his two new AMAZON locations without those two evil cities of sodom and Egypt on the eve of France's Beaujolais Nouveau wine press festivities. Which usually start happening Wednesday evening, leading up to the midnight climax when all hell breaks loose. And the new wine begins to flow like a river.
Ergo, the 1600 furlongs between his two lairs in the bloody wine WHITE HORSE PROPHECY of REVELATION 14:20.
That goes, "And the wine press was trodden [underfoot 42 months] without the city, and blood came out of the wine [media] press, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred fur/longs."
Yippie ki yay mother fucker.
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PS JEFF: My new J7 number is 801 310 8543. My same old email address is, gregorysr1260@gmail.com
Happy trails.
PS GISELE: That sweet ass 4.5 out in the sea west of Geseil Monument happened right after the SEA HAWKS VS. PACKERS game in Seattle. That happened to put our own special purpose negro league football team into the 5 for 5 ten virgins territory.
Better late than never.
PS BRUCE: When you and I first met in Tad Danielevski's BYU film school class; EATING RAUOL was already happening out there everywhere. Featuring my naive 35ish protagonist's advice to serve a bottle of DC 58 Beaujolais with your smoked turkey dinner meat.
PS PAUL: Long time no see. Cat got your tongue?
Ergo, the 1600 furlongs between his two lairs in the bloody wine WHITE HORSE PROPHECY of REVELATION 14:20.
That goes, "And the wine press was trodden [underfoot 42 months] without the city, and blood came out of the wine [media] press, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand and six hundred fur/longs."
Yippie ki yay mother fucker.
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PS JEFF: My new J7 number is 801 310 8543. My same old email address is, gregorysr1260@gmail.com
Happy trails.
PS GISELE: That sweet ass 4.5 out in the sea west of Geseil Monument happened right after the SEA HAWKS VS. PACKERS game in Seattle. That happened to put our own special purpose negro league football team into the 5 for 5 ten virgins territory.
Better late than never.
PS BRUCE: When you and I first met in Tad Danielevski's BYU film school class; EATING RAUOL was already happening out there everywhere. Featuring my naive 35ish protagonist's advice to serve a bottle of DC 58 Beaujolais with your smoked turkey dinner meat.
PS PAUL: Long time no see. Cat got your tongue?
Thursday, November 15, 2018
SOON TO BE A SMALL MOVIE AT A LITTLE THEATER NEAR YOU
I finally saw FARGO in late run at that other 5th Ave theater in north Seattle called THE CREST. Complete with a crystal clear double tail comet shining brightly above in the freezing late fall or early winter night sky.
Wherefore, the latest Coens [yippie ki-yee] cowboy art film will be opening nationwide in various small arthouse theaters during this weekend's Leonid of Judah [DiCaprio] birthday boy meteorite shower.
Which I saw in my visionary 1260 days dream about Bruce Willis' starring roles in all 5 or 6 of his DIE HARD movies.
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PS MISS CONGENIALITY: Those two unexpected wildfires in California represented the two temple pillars of rocket fire under my two rainbow-peace-love feet in REVELATION 10.
"I believe in world peace..." paraphrasing every mindless and naive beauty contestant in MISS CONGENIALITY's spoof on Trump's MISS UNIVERSE tv pageants during the 1980s Reagan Democrat era.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your stock is rising like a batch of musty smelling whole wheat cum bread doe that is ready for the oven.
You want a couple of healthy white strong babies that come from your own womb? And not from some government orphans adoption agency run by some Bruce Willis federal government 666 agency?
That I can do for you.
But you must be willing to give me 10% of all of your off shore tax free DC 85 money and lower tax rate capital gains real estate appreciation assets.
Throw in a few white babies for your sisters too, and we have a deal?
Hey girl. If you don't appreciate me, I don't appreciate you.
So then I spend my next free weekend at my other wife's vacation beach house in Half Moon Bay.
Wherefore, the latest Coens [yippie ki-yee] cowboy art film will be opening nationwide in various small arthouse theaters during this weekend's Leonid of Judah [DiCaprio] birthday boy meteorite shower.
Which I saw in my visionary 1260 days dream about Bruce Willis' starring roles in all 5 or 6 of his DIE HARD movies.
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PS MISS CONGENIALITY: Those two unexpected wildfires in California represented the two temple pillars of rocket fire under my two rainbow-peace-love feet in REVELATION 10.
"I believe in world peace..." paraphrasing every mindless and naive beauty contestant in MISS CONGENIALITY's spoof on Trump's MISS UNIVERSE tv pageants during the 1980s Reagan Democrat era.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your stock is rising like a batch of musty smelling whole wheat cum bread doe that is ready for the oven.
You want a couple of healthy white strong babies that come from your own womb? And not from some government orphans adoption agency run by some Bruce Willis federal government 666 agency?
That I can do for you.
But you must be willing to give me 10% of all of your off shore tax free DC 85 money and lower tax rate capital gains real estate appreciation assets.
Throw in a few white babies for your sisters too, and we have a deal?
Hey girl. If you don't appreciate me, I don't appreciate you.
So then I spend my next free weekend at my other wife's vacation beach house in Half Moon Bay.
Wednesday, November 14, 2018
ARE YOU COMPATIBLE?
I originally saw DIE HARD in a Studio City multiplex with my cowardly Dr. Kemp costar-roommate in THE INVISIBLE MAN's antihero winter wonderland season prophecy.
Then I showed him my ARE YOU COMPATABLE? coinop computer machine in the theater's lobby as we walked out. Which at the time I was factory repping during the Reagan Democrat 80s to put myself through BYU film school for a second time around.
[Ken Kemp was at BYU during winter semester for his third time around.]
[My younger brother Peter, who is second in line to the Crown of England, is also now a computer manufacture's rep.]
Wherein you enter the birthdate of your girlfriend or boyfriend for a dollar. And then you wait a minute to find out if the 666 computer beast says that your relationship was written in the stars.
For example, when I later entered my 10.29 birth date with Jennifer Anniston's 2.11 birth date; it said that our relationship was written in the stars of my STARBUCKS rainbow peace love figure in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH.
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PS MS LIMA: Boxing Day is still a very time honored tradition in Victoria, British Columbia and London, England.
COMPATIBILITY NOTES: Now that there is zero compatibility between the two parties in Washington, DC. It's looking like Judah is going to have to compromise with the more clean living Ephraim in some kind of a 90/10 deal.
Oh well, 10% of something is better that 90% of nothing.
Then I showed him my ARE YOU COMPATABLE? coinop computer machine in the theater's lobby as we walked out. Which at the time I was factory repping during the Reagan Democrat 80s to put myself through BYU film school for a second time around.
[Ken Kemp was at BYU during winter semester for his third time around.]
[My younger brother Peter, who is second in line to the Crown of England, is also now a computer manufacture's rep.]
Wherein you enter the birthdate of your girlfriend or boyfriend for a dollar. And then you wait a minute to find out if the 666 computer beast says that your relationship was written in the stars.
For example, when I later entered my 10.29 birth date with Jennifer Anniston's 2.11 birth date; it said that our relationship was written in the stars of my STARBUCKS rainbow peace love figure in SPLITTING HEIRS meets KING RALPH.
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PS MS LIMA: Boxing Day is still a very time honored tradition in Victoria, British Columbia and London, England.
COMPATIBILITY NOTES: Now that there is zero compatibility between the two parties in Washington, DC. It's looking like Judah is going to have to compromise with the more clean living Ephraim in some kind of a 90/10 deal.
Oh well, 10% of something is better that 90% of nothing.
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
SAVING THE ANIMAL FARM
Sandra Bullock just donated $100,000 to the Malibu fire animal rescuers in collusion with that small bittersweet book eaten by my STARBUCKS rainbow figure in REVELATION 10.
Whereas Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga's rainbow animal farms were burned down to the ground by the wrath of a jealous God.
As those barking dogs start to gather into packs to take over the dog House.
Which will inevitably lead to the ultimate fulfilment of the fake news WAG THE DOG prophecy.
Per that crazy vet shooter at the BORDERLINE barbeque joint in Thousand Oaks who was role playing the antihero in that little book called BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Soon to be a movie at a theater near you.
Meanwhile, the Coens are coming out this week with a new movie based on not one, but six small little books.
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PS SMILEY: Be of good cheer.
It could very well be that God wants you to love whatshisname and have lots of beautiful white babies with him in a Divinely inspired concubine relationship.
Think Mel Gibson meets Snoop Dog.
That said, you better be at least sprinkling a little smoked wheatgerm inside of your vegan non dairy breakfast cheese curd omelettes.
Since the Devil himself has deceived you into believing that whole wheat bread toast from Montana is the root of all evil.
Otherwise, you will end up having to deal with a grownup son who eventually becomes that brilliant clay artist in the BUCKETS OF BLOOD prophecy.
GREG'S CURRY: Stir in a little bland wheatgerm with your favorite spicy [OCTOPUSSY 007] curry on white rice dish and no one will be the wiser. Not too much however.
Otherwise your dinner guests will start to suspect that you are trying to poison them.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: There is a half moon out Thursday night. Which is that one special purpose day-for-night in the month when you get to have me over to the house and cook dinner for you and all of your single loney girlfriends.
Not coincidentally, this is now the time of year when the [young at heart] purple nouveau Beaujolais comes out.
I'M thinking a sherry mushroom entre with a crispy French fried pan size trout left in the skin on the side.
Whereas Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga's rainbow animal farms were burned down to the ground by the wrath of a jealous God.
As those barking dogs start to gather into packs to take over the dog House.
Which will inevitably lead to the ultimate fulfilment of the fake news WAG THE DOG prophecy.
Per that crazy vet shooter at the BORDERLINE barbeque joint in Thousand Oaks who was role playing the antihero in that little book called BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Soon to be a movie at a theater near you.
Meanwhile, the Coens are coming out this week with a new movie based on not one, but six small little books.
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PS SMILEY: Be of good cheer.
It could very well be that God wants you to love whatshisname and have lots of beautiful white babies with him in a Divinely inspired concubine relationship.
Think Mel Gibson meets Snoop Dog.
That said, you better be at least sprinkling a little smoked wheatgerm inside of your vegan non dairy breakfast cheese curd omelettes.
Since the Devil himself has deceived you into believing that whole wheat bread toast from Montana is the root of all evil.
Otherwise, you will end up having to deal with a grownup son who eventually becomes that brilliant clay artist in the BUCKETS OF BLOOD prophecy.
GREG'S CURRY: Stir in a little bland wheatgerm with your favorite spicy [OCTOPUSSY 007] curry on white rice dish and no one will be the wiser. Not too much however.
Otherwise your dinner guests will start to suspect that you are trying to poison them.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: There is a half moon out Thursday night. Which is that one special purpose day-for-night in the month when you get to have me over to the house and cook dinner for you and all of your single loney girlfriends.
Not coincidentally, this is now the time of year when the [young at heart] purple nouveau Beaujolais comes out.
I'M thinking a sherry mushroom entre with a crispy French fried pan size trout left in the skin on the side.
IN THE NAME OF JESUS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
A lot of my new readers get me confused with Jesus Christ himself when I start speaking in His name about money, sex, lies and video.
And it probably doesn't help matters by my continual usage of compressed short hand blogger grammar.
Not to mention my penchant for masked metaphorical tongue-in-cheek humor. While posting various Divinely inspired look alike porno clips on this blog for Jesus's sake.
Meanwhile, back at my dude ranch in Utah.
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PS ACE BONE: Hang in there dude. Your turn in the saddle is up next.
Yippee ki-yay mother fucker!
PS MEL GIBSON: My prophetic 2008 dream about you kicking me and Jim Carrey off of your yellow no.69 school bus in Provo, Utah is why you did not vote for Trump or Clinton in 2016.
Let me guess. You voted for the day 1290 abomination in MARK 13:14 not only the first time, but the second time.
And you still are treating the BM as a thing of naught.
And it probably doesn't help matters by my continual usage of compressed short hand blogger grammar.
Not to mention my penchant for masked metaphorical tongue-in-cheek humor. While posting various Divinely inspired look alike porno clips on this blog for Jesus's sake.
Meanwhile, back at my dude ranch in Utah.
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PS ACE BONE: Hang in there dude. Your turn in the saddle is up next.
Yippee ki-yay mother fucker!
PS MEL GIBSON: My prophetic 2008 dream about you kicking me and Jim Carrey off of your yellow no.69 school bus in Provo, Utah is why you did not vote for Trump or Clinton in 2016.
Let me guess. You voted for the day 1290 abomination in MARK 13:14 not only the first time, but the second time.
And you still are treating the BM as a thing of naught.
Monday, November 12, 2018
AT LEAST 300 BLOWS
Those hundreds of homemade rockets fired into Israel were confirmation of my own private 400 blows to the head French film prophecy.
Per my own personal profile at 2bc.info, section 91; which states that I myself was raised among the RLDS mormon gentiles.
Which is why the Lord now refers to Hi's own DC 86 church members as gentiles, rather than Israelites.
Wherein one is not held accountable for breaking the laws of Israel if one was never taught them in the first place.
Not counting the basic ten commandments of course. Since half of the better apostate christian churches out there are teaching their flocks at least that much by half.
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KING JAMES BIBLE
CLIFF NOTES: The cigar smoking Cosa Nostra boss in KING OF NEW YORK calls my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 a "...fuck'n hump!" In confirmation of Rush's 1260 days line about having, "...half of my brain tied behind my back just to make it fare!"
Per my own personal profile at 2bc.info, section 91; which states that I myself was raised among the RLDS mormon gentiles.
Which is why the Lord now refers to Hi's own DC 86 church members as gentiles, rather than Israelites.
Wherein one is not held accountable for breaking the laws of Israel if one was never taught them in the first place.
Not counting the basic ten commandments of course. Since half of the better apostate christian churches out there are teaching their flocks at least that much by half.
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KING JAMES BIBLE
CLIFF NOTES: The cigar smoking Cosa Nostra boss in KING OF NEW YORK calls my marred servant in 3 NEPHI 20-21 a "...fuck'n hump!" In confirmation of Rush's 1260 days line about having, "...half of my brain tied behind my back just to make it fare!"
TITHING MEANS 10%
My prophetic DC 85 antihero in KING OF NEW YORK tells the Cosa Nostra boss that from now on I AM gets 10% of everything. Otherwise you end up with nothing.
Cosa Nostra being the Italian translation code word for 'our thing', a.k.a. my own private UNITED ORDER credit union.
See every inspired REVELATION 17 movie ever made where the uncivilized beast comes down hard on the selfish whore who is not paying his or her tithing on time.
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D&C 85
PS LARRY: The third party Festivus flag pole figure in SEINFELD was a Korean War vet, circa 19, complete with Donald Trump hair stylings.
PS MEL GIBSON: The Count Yorga movie that happens at your Catholic monastery [stand in] in the Malibu hills is the one that you should focus on for now.
Also, check out the region's Catholic monastery that was used for an insane asylum in HIGH ANXIETY.
PS MILEY CYRUS: The love of my life was Donatella Greco. But that does not mean that we two can't have a little fun fucking each other every now and then when the Spirit moves.
Cosa Nostra being the Italian translation code word for 'our thing', a.k.a. my own private UNITED ORDER credit union.
See every inspired REVELATION 17 movie ever made where the uncivilized beast comes down hard on the selfish whore who is not paying his or her tithing on time.
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D&C 85
PS LARRY: The third party Festivus flag pole figure in SEINFELD was a Korean War vet, circa 19, complete with Donald Trump hair stylings.
PS MEL GIBSON: The Count Yorga movie that happens at your Catholic monastery [stand in] in the Malibu hills is the one that you should focus on for now.
Also, check out the region's Catholic monastery that was used for an insane asylum in HIGH ANXIETY.
PS MILEY CYRUS: The love of my life was Donatella Greco. But that does not mean that we two can't have a little fun fucking each other every now and then when the Spirit moves.
Sunday, November 11, 2018
MS .45
The underground cult director of the 1981 revenge film MS .45 placed blood dripping Trump cards all throughout the first act of 1990's KING OF NEW YORK prophecy.
Which begins with yours truly, a.k.a. The Root, getting out of 666 prison in Puget Sound Washington during the 42 months of REV.11:1 meets ISAIAH 11:1. Where I immediately move into some fancy TRUMP hotel suite with my two fuck buddies Miley Cyrus and Ms Baldwin.
Then I'm off to meet my first wife Emma Watson at some fancy street number 804 joint for high society's believers in Obama's fake birth certificate.
Next, the DOJ figures take me for a ride in their unmarked '42' plate car as my hook nose Jew lawyer tries to follow them in his own '42' plate limo.
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2bc.info
Section 91
PS MS MULLIGAN: Don't forget about our little secret back up plan when the shit hits the fan.
PS MS HANNAH MONTANA: Woody Allen's inspired HANNAH AND HER SISTERS was about the time when you and your sister wives will need to stick together, for better or worse.
Get the picture?
PS MEL GIBSON: Sooner rather than later; you are going to have to man up and admit that your amazing 27ish fuck buddy is a Divine prophetic [FUCK ME JESUS!] thing.
Talk about baiting the hook for the rest of us horny losers out there.
Which is all about the physical transfiguration [COAST TO COAST radio] happenings in those two COUNT YORGA Malibu vampire movies.
PS LARRY DAVID: Your iconic SEINFELD flag pole episode about "FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US! is about the upcoming independent third party happening in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Taking place right after all of those left wing loonies in the House start to subpoena President Trump in order to find out what exactly is behind his wildly popular criticisms of the NEW YORK TIMES and THE WASHINGTON POST.
Which begins with yours truly, a.k.a. The Root, getting out of 666 prison in Puget Sound Washington during the 42 months of REV.11:1 meets ISAIAH 11:1. Where I immediately move into some fancy TRUMP hotel suite with my two fuck buddies Miley Cyrus and Ms Baldwin.
Then I'm off to meet my first wife Emma Watson at some fancy street number 804 joint for high society's believers in Obama's fake birth certificate.
Next, the DOJ figures take me for a ride in their unmarked '42' plate car as my hook nose Jew lawyer tries to follow them in his own '42' plate limo.
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2bc.info
Section 91
PS MS MULLIGAN: Don't forget about our little secret back up plan when the shit hits the fan.
PS MS HANNAH MONTANA: Woody Allen's inspired HANNAH AND HER SISTERS was about the time when you and your sister wives will need to stick together, for better or worse.
Get the picture?
PS MEL GIBSON: Sooner rather than later; you are going to have to man up and admit that your amazing 27ish fuck buddy is a Divine prophetic [FUCK ME JESUS!] thing.
Talk about baiting the hook for the rest of us horny losers out there.
Which is all about the physical transfiguration [COAST TO COAST radio] happenings in those two COUNT YORGA Malibu vampire movies.
PS LARRY DAVID: Your iconic SEINFELD flag pole episode about "FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US! is about the upcoming independent third party happening in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
Taking place right after all of those left wing loonies in the House start to subpoena President Trump in order to find out what exactly is behind his wildly popular criticisms of the NEW YORK TIMES and THE WASHINGTON POST.
THE KING OF NEW YORK
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP did the right thing again by awarding yours truly with the PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM by proxy to THE KING.
Wherein I get out of jail during the 42 months time line in REVELATION 11 in order to help him take down the mob in Chinatown, USA.
Or like it says on the side of all those red state potato nose MCDONALD 18-wheelers; "From underground... to world famous."
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mcdonalds.com
PS MEL GIBSON: No worries mate. If Jim Carrey is still just too upset with how things are turning out to do BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF; I can always get a younger and even more weird looking Jon Heder in the lead role for half the price. Jared Hess and his wife directing again of course.
Take just one look at his lead role antihero in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Oh yeah, big time fire starter..."
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I started working on your miraculous career making DIE HARD Christmas season 1988 movie yesterday.
However, I had to cut it out and start watching KING OF NEW YORK er all because I suddenly needed more money. No thanks to you.
Wherein I get out of jail during the 42 months time line in REVELATION 11 in order to help him take down the mob in Chinatown, USA.
Or like it says on the side of all those red state potato nose MCDONALD 18-wheelers; "From underground... to world famous."
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2bc.info
mcdonalds.com
PS MEL GIBSON: No worries mate. If Jim Carrey is still just too upset with how things are turning out to do BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF; I can always get a younger and even more weird looking Jon Heder in the lead role for half the price. Jared Hess and his wife directing again of course.
Take just one look at his lead role antihero in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, and the first thing that comes to mind is, "Oh yeah, big time fire starter..."
PS BRUCE WILLIS: I started working on your miraculous career making DIE HARD Christmas season 1988 movie yesterday.
However, I had to cut it out and start watching KING OF NEW YORK er all because I suddenly needed more money. No thanks to you.
Saturday, November 10, 2018
ALWAYS DOING THE RIGHT THING
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP skipped the phony WW:1 memorial in [French, Canada] after that country's PM insulted the sacrifice that America had made to save their asses in the first of the three wars to end all wars.
In fulfillment of the REV.13 prophecy about fascism becoming fashionable again after it's head was wounded in WW Iⅈ circa 2018.
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In fulfillment of the REV.13 prophecy about fascism becoming fashionable again after it's head was wounded in WW Iⅈ circa 2018.
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THE 400 BLOWS
THE 400 BLOWS was one of my very first OWN PRIVATE IDAHO movies. That and REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE.
Featuring a movie poster boy of how yours truly used to look before my French ex wife died in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, after beating the crap out of me in divorce court, circa 1979-1981.
Wherefore, now I thank God that there will be no divorcees, widowers, orphans and illegal aliens in the upcoming KINGDOM OF GOD paradise.
When according to the spoken word at 2bc.info, the dignity of God's righteous preisthood patriarchs will be restored once again in the family courts of Zion.
Not to mention Biblical polygamy, Biblical slavery, Biblical capital punishment and original Roman Greco republicanism.
Too bad that couldn't happen before Mel Gibson married that beautiful woman with a charming Russian accent in Thousand Oaks, California.
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tillamook.com
OLD OREGON SMOKEHOUSE
PS MEL GIBSON: The November 9 time-line Malibu wildfires are about my psycho antihero firestarter in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity for your next movie.
No worries mate. I'm about 99% sure that we can get Jim Carrey.
Featuring a movie poster boy of how yours truly used to look before my French ex wife died in LAST TANGO IN PARIS, after beating the crap out of me in divorce court, circa 1979-1981.
Wherefore, now I thank God that there will be no divorcees, widowers, orphans and illegal aliens in the upcoming KINGDOM OF GOD paradise.
When according to the spoken word at 2bc.info, the dignity of God's righteous preisthood patriarchs will be restored once again in the family courts of Zion.
Not to mention Biblical polygamy, Biblical slavery, Biblical capital punishment and original Roman Greco republicanism.
Too bad that couldn't happen before Mel Gibson married that beautiful woman with a charming Russian accent in Thousand Oaks, California.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
tillamook.com
OLD OREGON SMOKEHOUSE
PS MEL GIBSON: The November 9 time-line Malibu wildfires are about my psycho antihero firestarter in BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity for your next movie.
No worries mate. I'm about 99% sure that we can get Jim Carrey.
Friday, November 9, 2018
THE OPENING AND THE CLOSING ARGUEMENTS
The NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN prophecy opened on a Friday back on November 9, 2007. So we should expect to see some kind of an 11th hour, 11th year, film release anniversary sign from God by midtime tonight.
Meanwhile, California is suddenly being hit by a wave of uncontrollable wildfires that represent the overwhelming evil forces that today's old men are not able to contain; much less even understand.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
sees.com
DIE HARD NOTES: Next up is the future Reagan Democrat TRUMP TOWER prophecy entitled DIE HARD. Wherein the FOX TOWER in LA is raided by a gang of slick talking European socialist radicals who are really just in it for themselves.
Meanwhile, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP himself is sitting down with his reformed socialist allies in Paris, France. [Read democratic fascists.]
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets 9 1/2 WEEKS.
PS MEL: Wouldn't you know it. My new phone has a Santa Monica AREA CODE 310 prefix.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: You looked the same way in DIE HARD 1988 that you will look after the physical transfiguration happening kicks in at THE PLAYBOY MANSION. Back in the day when you were fucking all of those underaged hotties at THE PLAYBOY CLUB in London.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Meanwhile, California is suddenly being hit by a wave of uncontrollable wildfires that represent the overwhelming evil forces that today's old men are not able to contain; much less even understand.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
sees.com
DIE HARD NOTES: Next up is the future Reagan Democrat TRUMP TOWER prophecy entitled DIE HARD. Wherein the FOX TOWER in LA is raided by a gang of slick talking European socialist radicals who are really just in it for themselves.
Meanwhile, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP himself is sitting down with his reformed socialist allies in Paris, France. [Read democratic fascists.]
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets 9 1/2 WEEKS.
PS MEL: Wouldn't you know it. My new phone has a Santa Monica AREA CODE 310 prefix.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: You looked the same way in DIE HARD 1988 that you will look after the physical transfiguration happening kicks in at THE PLAYBOY MANSION. Back in the day when you were fucking all of those underaged hotties at THE PLAYBOY CLUB in London.
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Thursday, November 8, 2018
IT STARTED GETTING OLD
Old man Sessions was fired because he was just too weak anymore to clean house and do the necessary dirty laundry work at the filthy and corrupt Jewish run DOJ.
In confirmation of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN's prophetic message about the old guys not having the strength anymore to deal with today's younger and more vigorous 42 monthers of Sodom and Egypt.
Wherein no body cares that Seth Rich was murdered because the computer geek leaked those shameful DNC emails to WKILEAKS.
And Clinton was the one who actually colluded with the Russian hierarchy; while being allowed to delete 33,000 of her secret Russian emails. While kick starting the DOJ's fake Russian conspiracy investigation using a fake news Russian pee pee dossier.
Meanwhile, 80 year-old Sheriff Arpaio's real deal dossier on Obama's fake birth certificate was swept under the rug. By then acting FBI director Bob Mueller.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
victoriassecret.com
PS BRUCE WILLIS: When I say that you need to give me most of your money, I'M saying that you must deposit 90/10 of it into the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION.
It's still your money. But if it is not laundered and consecrated; you ain't taking it with you to heaven when you die.
Meanwhile, I AM will be needing a $2,000,000 earnest money deposit wired to my new on shore taxable CHASE MANHATTAN account. In order to keep everything looking on the up and up in the eyes of the IRS, er all.
PS MEL GIBSON: No worries mate. In your special purpose case; I'll have my guys bury the money that you owe me into the purchase price of your prophetic temple contract fulfillments in HARPER meets 400 BLOWS.
Thereby, nobody at the 666 IRS will know the better.
That said; I do have the exclusive insider track on the REVELATION 10 movie rights to BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Which would cost us at least a couple big ones in up front development deposit fees on the books.
Seriously. If we want Jim Carrey in the lead role. It's gonna cost us some serious after tax earnest money on the above line front side.
In confirmation of NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN's prophetic message about the old guys not having the strength anymore to deal with today's younger and more vigorous 42 monthers of Sodom and Egypt.
Wherein no body cares that Seth Rich was murdered because the computer geek leaked those shameful DNC emails to WKILEAKS.
And Clinton was the one who actually colluded with the Russian hierarchy; while being allowed to delete 33,000 of her secret Russian emails. While kick starting the DOJ's fake Russian conspiracy investigation using a fake news Russian pee pee dossier.
Meanwhile, 80 year-old Sheriff Arpaio's real deal dossier on Obama's fake birth certificate was swept under the rug. By then acting FBI director Bob Mueller.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
victoriassecret.com
PS BRUCE WILLIS: When I say that you need to give me most of your money, I'M saying that you must deposit 90/10 of it into the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION.
It's still your money. But if it is not laundered and consecrated; you ain't taking it with you to heaven when you die.
Meanwhile, I AM will be needing a $2,000,000 earnest money deposit wired to my new on shore taxable CHASE MANHATTAN account. In order to keep everything looking on the up and up in the eyes of the IRS, er all.
PS MEL GIBSON: No worries mate. In your special purpose case; I'll have my guys bury the money that you owe me into the purchase price of your prophetic temple contract fulfillments in HARPER meets 400 BLOWS.
Thereby, nobody at the 666 IRS will know the better.
That said; I do have the exclusive insider track on the REVELATION 10 movie rights to BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF. Which would cost us at least a couple big ones in up front development deposit fees on the books.
Seriously. If we want Jim Carrey in the lead role. It's gonna cost us some serious after tax earnest money on the above line front side.
WAGGING THE DOG, AGAIN
That crazy anti hero military vet who shot up the BORDERLINE was the same fake war hero in WAG THE DOG.
Where in the first one, a real news scandal provokes a fake news war. But in today's illogical sequence of events; a fake news Russian scandal leads to a real news war.
Probably kicking off for real some time during the 2019 winter season in MARK 13. Right after the ass backwards Democrats are sworn into office in January 20.
And amost every nigger, queer, and Jew in funky town is sitting right there on the front row seats going crazy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
chockfullonuts.com
HIGHLAND SUPREME COURT NOTES: That old ugly as hell hook nosed Jewess on the SUPREME COURT fell down and fractured three of her left-wing [Adam and Eve] ribs on the day after the 42 month period midterms in REVELATION 11.
Three down, two to go.
Which I saw on the web shortly after Michael had told me at 6:02 am that "The days are over..." for the Greek life style of Jennifer Aniston er all.
Or like they say in football, "Third down and two..."
PS BRUCE WILLIS: My life changing vision of a fiery basketball size meteorite crashing down upon the roof top of the TRUMP TOWER stand in for the FOX TOWER in DIE HARD; was about the time when you will be forced against your will to open up your yuuge vault and let me take most of your money.
WW:III era FDR style.
Where in the first one, a real news scandal provokes a fake news war. But in today's illogical sequence of events; a fake news Russian scandal leads to a real news war.
Probably kicking off for real some time during the 2019 winter season in MARK 13. Right after the ass backwards Democrats are sworn into office in January 20.
And amost every nigger, queer, and Jew in funky town is sitting right there on the front row seats going crazy.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
chockfullonuts.com
HIGHLAND SUPREME COURT NOTES: That old ugly as hell hook nosed Jewess on the SUPREME COURT fell down and fractured three of her left-wing [Adam and Eve] ribs on the day after the 42 month period midterms in REVELATION 11.
Three down, two to go.
Which I saw on the web shortly after Michael had told me at 6:02 am that "The days are over..." for the Greek life style of Jennifer Aniston er all.
Or like they say in football, "Third down and two..."
PS BRUCE WILLIS: My life changing vision of a fiery basketball size meteorite crashing down upon the roof top of the TRUMP TOWER stand in for the FOX TOWER in DIE HARD; was about the time when you will be forced against your will to open up your yuuge vault and let me take most of your money.
WW:III era FDR style.
Wednesday, November 7, 2018
BOB HONEY WHO JUST VOTE FOR STUFF
The sudden firing of ROSANNE's big time ratings President Trump supporter by the Jews in Hollywood was an inspired prelude to the abrupt cancellation of the blue wave surfers' happening in 2018.
Think BLUE HAWAII meets BLUE CRUSH meets THE BLUES BROTHERS.
Or don't think about it.
Whatever.
Meanwhile, the better half of America will continue to be tread upon for 42 months by the Jews, niggers, and homosexuals on both coasts. And PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will continue to have a 50/50ish approval rating.
"My people should start relocating away from both coasts for the protection of their families." Jesus Christ, 1996.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF at amazon.com
NOTES:
Think BLUE HAWAII meets BLUE CRUSH meets THE BLUES BROTHERS.
Or don't think about it.
Whatever.
Meanwhile, the better half of America will continue to be tread upon for 42 months by the Jews, niggers, and homosexuals on both coasts. And PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will continue to have a 50/50ish approval rating.
"My people should start relocating away from both coasts for the protection of their families." Jesus Christ, 1996.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF at amazon.com
NOTES:
NO COUNTRY FOR OLDER WOMEN
It's now looking like my vision of a smiling PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP walking up the Capitol steps with 4 young women [of child bearing age] was about his upcoming 4 seat majority in the Senate.
Oh well, hindsight vision is always 2020.
Which will lead to his next three Supreme Court Judges who will be overturning ROE VS. WADE just for the spite of it.
And now it's looking like a Democrat run House is the final fulfilment of the 42 months of 666 hell after God declared in REV. 111 that a wall must be measured and built. In order that there is a separation between the Israelites and the gentiles.
In confirmation of that man who lost the Senate race to that tall Jewish LAmanite in Texas along the state's border line fencing.
Meanwhile, cat napping on election day, I had a recurring dream. Wherein I was wrestling with some waggy tail pup and a flattened football.
Probably some WAG THE DOG scandal thing. Happing around SUPERBOWL 53 on Granny Grass' February 3, 19 birth date.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
"Always right, even when I'm wrong." 1997
"Greg always has to be right..." My own patriarchal father's last dying words to me in 2005. Right after the doctors had removed a tumor "The size of a football." from his gut.
POLITICO NOTES: No matter what the Senate race outcome is in HANNA MONTANA, the VEEP is always the [4th] standby tie breaker vote in the restricted country club upper class house.
Ergo, the upper Melchezideck Preisthood is restricted primarily to the more honest at heart and straight shooting lost ten tribes of Ephraim.
Who represent the white skinned "unpainted" furniture people in the RAISING ARIZONA prophecy.
PS MR. PRESIDENT: By the time that the 42 months cutoff time comes around on May 9 in 2020, the impeached Bill Clinton wing of the House will be standing right beside you in your hour of need.
Oh well, hindsight vision is always 2020.
Which will lead to his next three Supreme Court Judges who will be overturning ROE VS. WADE just for the spite of it.
And now it's looking like a Democrat run House is the final fulfilment of the 42 months of 666 hell after God declared in REV. 111 that a wall must be measured and built. In order that there is a separation between the Israelites and the gentiles.
In confirmation of that man who lost the Senate race to that tall Jewish LAmanite in Texas along the state's border line fencing.
Meanwhile, cat napping on election day, I had a recurring dream. Wherein I was wrestling with some waggy tail pup and a flattened football.
Probably some WAG THE DOG scandal thing. Happing around SUPERBOWL 53 on Granny Grass' February 3, 19 birth date.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
"Always right, even when I'm wrong." 1997
"Greg always has to be right..." My own patriarchal father's last dying words to me in 2005. Right after the doctors had removed a tumor "The size of a football." from his gut.
POLITICO NOTES: No matter what the Senate race outcome is in HANNA MONTANA, the VEEP is always the [4th] standby tie breaker vote in the restricted country club upper class house.
Ergo, the upper Melchezideck Preisthood is restricted primarily to the more honest at heart and straight shooting lost ten tribes of Ephraim.
Who represent the white skinned "unpainted" furniture people in the RAISING ARIZONA prophecy.
PS MR. PRESIDENT: By the time that the 42 months cutoff time comes around on May 9 in 2020, the impeached Bill Clinton wing of the House will be standing right beside you in your hour of need.
Tuesday, November 6, 2018
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
Mitt Romney fled away from the heat of battle at the very end of his weak ass presidential campaign in 2012. In confirmation of today's mormon church lady doing the same thing in order to protect herself from the accusers in REVELATION 12.
Ergo, the church lady in RAISING ARIZONA also suddenly disappears from the film's plot; and is nowhere to be seen or heard of anymore; after things start to get ugly.
Meanwhile, Romney was still nowhere to be seen along the bloody front lines of the 2018 midterms battle against the media of sodom and Egypt; and their secretitive Jewish allies in the Democrat Party.
Not to mention Ken Kemp or Terry McKnight.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
caseknives.com
2BC NOTES: My temporary Helper, Utah post office address is just a cover for my nearby hole in the wall hide out cattle ranch off of Hwy.6 in Emery County.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: No worries darling. Provo, Utah's private G6 jet strip is just a hop, skip, and a jump from Price.
I'll be back in time for tea before you know it.
Ergo, the church lady in RAISING ARIZONA also suddenly disappears from the film's plot; and is nowhere to be seen or heard of anymore; after things start to get ugly.
Meanwhile, Romney was still nowhere to be seen along the bloody front lines of the 2018 midterms battle against the media of sodom and Egypt; and their secretitive Jewish allies in the Democrat Party.
Not to mention Ken Kemp or Terry McKnight.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
caseknives.com
2BC NOTES: My temporary Helper, Utah post office address is just a cover for my nearby hole in the wall hide out cattle ranch off of Hwy.6 in Emery County.
PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: No worries darling. Provo, Utah's private G6 jet strip is just a hop, skip, and a jump from Price.
I'll be back in time for tea before you know it.
Monday, November 5, 2018
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IN BLUE
EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES ends with yours truly coming down from the Bonney Lake, Washington plateau highlands and taking the choo choo back home.
Which was filmed along one of the finest fly fishing rivers in all of North America; just upstream from Bend, Oregon; down from Three Sisters on Rt.120.
Ergo, that 4.9 in the REV.13 sea west of Port Hardy, BC when I posted my link to hardyfishing.com.
You know me. I like the small hidden away coastal trout creeks more than I like the more famous Blue Ribbon catch and release waters full of fishing tourists from the east coast, etc.
For me, catch and release is like fucking with a rubber. Which is the same thing as taking a shower wearing a raincoat.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
ralphlauren.com
CLIFF NOTES: My own private 'Mr Relf' PLAYBOY MANSION movie also opens with a P.O.V. shot of LA from above via the Bonney Lake, Washington plateau; test shooting starting at the very end of 1996.
Which was filmed along one of the finest fly fishing rivers in all of North America; just upstream from Bend, Oregon; down from Three Sisters on Rt.120.
Ergo, that 4.9 in the REV.13 sea west of Port Hardy, BC when I posted my link to hardyfishing.com.
You know me. I like the small hidden away coastal trout creeks more than I like the more famous Blue Ribbon catch and release waters full of fishing tourists from the east coast, etc.
For me, catch and release is like fucking with a rubber. Which is the same thing as taking a shower wearing a raincoat.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
ralphlauren.com
CLIFF NOTES: My own private 'Mr Relf' PLAYBOY MANSION movie also opens with a P.O.V. shot of LA from above via the Bonney Lake, Washington plateau; test shooting starting at the very end of 1996.
Sunday, November 4, 2018
THE RAISING ARIZONA PROPHECY
RAISING ARIZONA ends with Hi's visionary dream about him living in the highlands of Utah.
After the fierce 2018 midterms civil war fighting over the white christian baby boy in REVELATION 12 is over and done.
Wherein Hi and his first wife are visited by several of his younger wives and his children during the 2020 apre ski holiday season.
Meanwhile, Senator Mitt Romney is still riding around backwards in the saddle on top of his old half dead horse at his fancy pants DEER VALLEY LODGE in Park City.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
sundance.org
CLIFF NOTES: The name Mercury comes from the Greek God of 666 science and the forces of electronic technology.
After the fierce 2018 midterms civil war fighting over the white christian baby boy in REVELATION 12 is over and done.
Wherein Hi and his first wife are visited by several of his younger wives and his children during the 2020 apre ski holiday season.
Meanwhile, Senator Mitt Romney is still riding around backwards in the saddle on top of his old half dead horse at his fancy pants DEER VALLEY LODGE in Park City.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
sundance.org
CLIFF NOTES: The name Mercury comes from the Greek God of 666 science and the forces of electronic technology.
THE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS NOW HAPPENING AT A THEATER NEAR YOU
The above inspired cinematic prophecy is obviously the surprise pre midterm election sensation for a reason. Coming from out of nowhere as it were in 2016.
Think MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets BLOOD SIMPLE.
Like I said. The Jews love em a yuuge big time surprise almost as much as they love a big juicy back stabbing secret.
Stay tuned for next week's SNL episode; same time, same station.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
nbc.com
HELPFULL NOTES: I have finally decided on the Helper, Utah area while I'm attending my blood cleansing facial spa treatments.
PS TARATINO: How about cheating the camera angle in your final 9th movie with a 9 1/2 YEARS type Super 16mm documentary?
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I'm gonna need you to buy up every single piece of available real estate that is now for sale in Spring City, Utah; including the town's school house.
Think MIDNIGHT COWBOY meets BLOOD SIMPLE.
Like I said. The Jews love em a yuuge big time surprise almost as much as they love a big juicy back stabbing secret.
Stay tuned for next week's SNL episode; same time, same station.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
nbc.com
HELPFULL NOTES: I have finally decided on the Helper, Utah area while I'm attending my blood cleansing facial spa treatments.
PS TARATINO: How about cheating the camera angle in your final 9th movie with a 9 1/2 YEARS type Super 16mm documentary?
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: I'm gonna need you to buy up every single piece of available real estate that is now for sale in Spring City, Utah; including the town's school house.
Saturday, November 3, 2018
RAISING THE DEAD IN ARIZONA
RAISING ARIZONA is a 1987 prophecy about the rebirth of the Reagan Democrat awakening all across America.
As portrayed so brilliantly in Mel Brook's DEAD AND LOVING IT meets THE INVISIBLE MAN prophecies.
Don't laugh.
Even right now, Bill Gates is measuring out some futuristic climate controlled bubble city west of Phenoix, Arizona.
Could happen anywhere if we are not careful and paying attention.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
wnd.com
PS JIM CARREY: Oh for Christ's sake, have a sense of humor. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull [unbalanced] boy..."
As portrayed so brilliantly in Mel Brook's DEAD AND LOVING IT meets THE INVISIBLE MAN prophecies.
Don't laugh.
Even right now, Bill Gates is measuring out some futuristic climate controlled bubble city west of Phenoix, Arizona.
Could happen anywhere if we are not careful and paying attention.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
wnd.com
PS JIM CARREY: Oh for Christ's sake, have a sense of humor. "All work and no play makes Jack a dull [unbalanced] boy..."
TONIGHT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE HAPPENING
SPOILER ALERT!
Alec Baldwin punched a guy's JAWS who had stolen his blogsot.com space. So then the 6th of November midterm election coppers arrested him and took him down to the 6th Precinct of Sodom and Egypt in the West Village.
Dude. Of course the whole she bang was all about ratings and click bait. Ever heard of the Hollywood expression that goes, "Any publicity is good publicity"?
Whereas the George Looney left is so obsessed with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP that they have driven his ten virgins era approval ratings up over 50% for the past 24 months and counting.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
glammitup.us
PS BARBARA STREISAND: As in the RAISING ARIZONA prophecy, there are two tree of life branches in the genealogy tree of Judah.
The one with the yuuge ugly Arab looking hook noses; and the other one with the more normal looking and attractive noses. Such as the ones on Lauren Bacall and Cara Delevigne, etc.
The former beauty having been born on September 16, and passing away on the August 12 birthday of the latter beauty.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: The spooky Halloween news about that Catholic coed who fell to her death from the 10th floor rolled out on the same day the news came out about you and THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
Alec Baldwin punched a guy's JAWS who had stolen his blogsot.com space. So then the 6th of November midterm election coppers arrested him and took him down to the 6th Precinct of Sodom and Egypt in the West Village.
Dude. Of course the whole she bang was all about ratings and click bait. Ever heard of the Hollywood expression that goes, "Any publicity is good publicity"?
Whereas the George Looney left is so obsessed with PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP that they have driven his ten virgins era approval ratings up over 50% for the past 24 months and counting.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
glammitup.us
PS BARBARA STREISAND: As in the RAISING ARIZONA prophecy, there are two tree of life branches in the genealogy tree of Judah.
The one with the yuuge ugly Arab looking hook noses; and the other one with the more normal looking and attractive noses. Such as the ones on Lauren Bacall and Cara Delevigne, etc.
The former beauty having been born on September 16, and passing away on the August 12 birthday of the latter beauty.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: The spooky Halloween news about that Catholic coed who fell to her death from the 10th floor rolled out on the same day the news came out about you and THE POPE OF GREENWICH VILLAGE.
Friday, November 2, 2018
FOUR GIRLFRIENDS FOR EVERY BOYFRIEND
Last night at 3:49 am, I had a vision of a smiling President Trump walking up the Capitol steps, arm in arm with two younger babes on each side of him. Who represented America's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP holding onto both sides of Congress after the 2018 midterms.
Ergo, my visionary dream about the antichrist greens rioting in Seattle sometime around Thanksgiving.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
WalkersShortbread.com
MacMurray Estate Vineyards
PS ADRIANA LIMA: Last night I dreamed that we made love three times and then both of us were pretty spent. But then you invited your lonely single girlfriend into the bedroom to watch us doing it for a fourth time.
SHWING!
Then I woke up and found your September INSTAGRAM pic of you and Emma Watson having a fancy take out breakfast in bed at my royal hotel palace in London.
Ergo, my visionary dream about the antichrist greens rioting in Seattle sometime around Thanksgiving.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
WalkersShortbread.com
MacMurray Estate Vineyards
PS ADRIANA LIMA: Last night I dreamed that we made love three times and then both of us were pretty spent. But then you invited your lonely single girlfriend into the bedroom to watch us doing it for a fourth time.
SHWING!
Then I woke up and found your September INSTAGRAM pic of you and Emma Watson having a fancy take out breakfast in bed at my royal hotel palace in London.
Thursday, November 1, 2018
JESUS WANTS YOU TO BLOW ME
Oh my g-d yes! No WW:III, no sucky fucky for me.
Wherefore by now. It is becoming more and more obvious that the lower House is for the white trash niggers, queers, and Jews.
And the Senate is for the upper class white christian JUST FOR MEN guys.
Therefore, even if the Republicans only hold the House by 21 seats. I still get the girls and the big time fuck me money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
lds.org
PS STEPHEN KING: My people are telling me that they still have not yet seen the movie rights transcript for your new 'little book' short story adaptation.
Would it help to move the process along if I told you that Jim Carrey would be avaible and interested in the part after the 18 midterms?
See every movie ever made where the final casting [ballot] decisions happened the night before principle photography started.
Wherefore by now. It is becoming more and more obvious that the lower House is for the white trash niggers, queers, and Jews.
And the Senate is for the upper class white christian JUST FOR MEN guys.
Therefore, even if the Republicans only hold the House by 21 seats. I still get the girls and the big time fuck me money.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
2bc.info
lds.org
PS STEPHEN KING: My people are telling me that they still have not yet seen the movie rights transcript for your new 'little book' short story adaptation.
Would it help to move the process along if I told you that Jim Carrey would be avaible and interested in the part after the 18 midterms?
See every movie ever made where the final casting [ballot] decisions happened the night before principle photography started.
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