Dan Bongino keeps reminding us that Bill Mahre is not our friend.
Much like Jesus says that the devil once tempted him with sweet and flattering words on top of a high tower during his 42 days fast.
Even he can appear as an angel of light at times.
Have you ever noticed how short the guy is when the cameras pull back?
His feet barely touch the floor.
"I received these scars in the house of my friends." Jesus Christ
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I take the free ride on King County's 914 shopper DART shuttle about twice a week for a reason in MURDER MYSTERY.
It's not like I can't offerd the one buck for my 168 bus up to Covington.
But it's just more conventional.
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Now everybody is posting that picture of Matthew Perry posing inside of the desecrated red temple veils of satan in TWIN PEAKS.
Obviously, he held a current LDS temple recommend.
Unlike me.
Not in a hundred years.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Adam Sandler catches the young shoplifter punk in the aisles of the PROGRESSO soup cans in MURDER MYSTERY.
Go gently into the night my friend.
The postman always rings twice.
"Ok that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley
Even Michael Medved voted for Joe Biden.
So now look what is happening in Israel.
Fool.
For example, that guy behind Adam Sandler was reading NATIONAL REVIEW magazine when he said "timber" in MURDER MYSTERY.
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Expect to see mucho TMZ pix of me hitting on Jennifer Aniston at Matthew Perry's funeral.
Crocodile tears.
And then we fuck.
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"But ye have placed your faith in the false prophets..."
2bc.76
Rhymes with rockets
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Many of the Matthew Perry photos are confirming the 'double chin' jokes in MURDER MYSTERY 1 & 2 that are about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
Whereas this NETFLIX double feature ends at the Eiffel Tower; which is a giant AM FM radio wave broadcast beacon.
Today they call these cell phone towers.
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HALLOWEEN NOTES: Ever since I had my scary spider vision, I have been seeing more and more creepy signs and omens.
PRODUCTION NOTES: I would love to see a MURDER MYSTERY 3.
Charlize Theron and Jennifer Anniston in a three way with Adam Sandler?
How could you miss?
Through in Julia Roberts and Nicolas Cage if you are still not sure about the screenplay.
HOLY GHOST NOTE: Michael said "Wednesday" to me at 10:23 pm on my birthday.
In MURDER MYSTERY 1 & 2, the wall and mote surrounding the palace represents what will eventually seperate the gentiles and the Jews in REVELATION 11.
Oh yeah "The Jews run Hollywood." Marlon Brandon
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Rhymes with ass dick, when Jennifer Aniston is chasing after my retro 1976 112 ALFA sedan.
Whereas at 2bc.info... the Judah will accept the restored gosple first.
But Ephraim will be the first to gather.
First things first.
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Israel is now attacking Hamas from all four points of the compas.
Obviously a lot of innocent babies are getting their heads bashed against the walls right now in 3 NEPHI 19.
Sad but true.
"I dint want to be a mass killer!" Jennifer Aniston in MURDER MYSTERY 1&2.
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Matthew Perry drowned in his backyard pool at age 54 in Divine confirmation of the prophecy about the physical transfiguration in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
Already all of his obituary photos in the newspapers were taken in his twenties.
"You are so good for your age!... You don't even have any wringles!" MURDER MYSTERY 1&2
Even my own newspaper obituary vision of me dying on November 3 used an old photo of me from 1996.
How flattering.
"Funerals are where to meet women now." Will Ferrell in THE WEDDING CRASHERS
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Allegorically speaking.
Whereas Rachael Green was the most fuckable one on FRIENDS.
She has been "married" three times you know.
That we know of...
Then right after I saw MURDER MYSTERY 1&2 on NETFLIX, for the first time, the news broke that Matthew Perry was dead at 54.
Talk about being baptised for the dead.
Personally I believe that he drowned in his own sorrows.
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PS GUY BENSON: When one is deceived by the devil, he will cause you to do unimaginable evil things.
But only after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected in 24.
This is the patience of the saints in REVELATION 13.
"As a Christian, I don't believe in violence." Dan Bongino
"I lost my patience for him." Elizabeth Taylor
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Hells bells, I am even having dreams about Keira Knightley wanting me to eat her pussy.
Not that I have a problem with that, but I do find it to be very curious.
Something tells me that there is a show that I must see on HBO+.
Or something like that.
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PS MRS. KING: It would cost you three big ones. I have a staff that I need to take care of; plus I need a second vacation home in Edmonds, Washington.
That rich kid who ran over those four college student whores in Malibu with his exoctic sports car was a warning sign from God.
Shit happens for a reason.
Because he looks like shit too.
Who probability just plays video games all day and night long.
And never goes to any four square church on Sunday.
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In the last days, the rich Jews will have to make sacrifices.
Jesus Christ being their Lord and Savior whether they like it or not.
"Always expect a miracle to happen." Elizabeth Taylor
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Ever since I told my readers that I do not believe in catch and release fly fishing, the lesbian game wardens have been watching me very closely.
And I never have seen a movie with Jenna Ortega in it before.
But apparently she is supposed to be one of my 7 wives with brown eyes in the last days who is supposed to go through the blood cleanings.
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"It looks like a... Johnson!" AUSTIN POWERS: 2
In the swingers' Kingdom of God, men will have 7 wives; and the negros will become the servants of their white Gods.
Not the other way around.
Circa 2bc.info
"I was only really married 7 times." Elizabeth Taylor
As compared to Larry King being legally married 8 times.
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"I hate all politicians!" Dan Bongino
Anyone who kills someone else is simply a hater.
Therefore the Democrat Party concept of a hate crime is just communist propaganda.
Karl Marx lived in London you know.
Fucking Jew.
"They hate all of you!" Dan Bongino
Especially you white folks.
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PS SANDY: Acapulco, Mexico has suddenly become the latest hot tourist destination for rich Europeans . You may want to get a slice of that real estate action.
Don't worry about the local mob.
They work for me.
I hear voices.
Big deal.
The Congressman from Louisiana just became Speaker.
Then some guy in 'Jerry Lewis', Maine shot 22 people dead at a hospital with an army rifle because supposedly the Jews killed at least 500 innocent patients at a hospital in Gaza.
According to THE NEW YORK TIMES newspaper.
Sounds like something right out of a thick left wing Steven King novel.
"He was always such a nice guy." Elizabeth Taylor
But so was Ted Bundy.
He was a Jewish lawyer you know.
"I started to kill women after I became addicted to pornography." Ted Bundy
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"You can get dead in a New York minute." Dan Bongino
Whereas the Jews rigged and stole the 2020 election of the abomination of desolation in DANIEL.
Just take a look at the smirking Judge who is presiding over the trumped up case against Donald Trump.
"He was too smart for his own pants." Elizabeth Taylor
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In October of 2027 the great purge [deportation] will start to happen in France.
France being that same nation that came to the rescue during the 1776 American revolution.
They even made a giant statue about it for us.
My own surname 'Relf' originates from Normandy by the by.
Talk about the hundred years war in BARRY LYNDON.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The skinny white man will return next year in THE CONTINENTAL; and so will his girlfriend.
So what, he got a little scratch on his forehead.
That pilot who tried to crash the flight from Pain Field to San Francisco was God's confirmation of the man who assassinated his [Levite] divorce court judge in Mary Land.
Because he looked exactly like a physically transfigured Captain Paul Garrison.
The ALASKA GROUP airlines company representing my trip to NORTHERN EXPOSURE back on October 7.
"The enemy is here!" Dan Bongino
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"...for the time is even at the doors when money shall be of little or no value..." 2bc.info 68: 2.
Yesterday at TARGET, everything cost 10% more than last month.
Don't expect to hear any reports about that on the Jewish media.
Fucking assholes.
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Crazy as it sounds.
Some of Hollywood's best screenwriters are working hard on the next sequel to BRIDGET JONES' DIARY.
Hope I can get a piece of that action.
Nothing like getting paid big bucks up front even if they don't use your script.
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Do you remember all of those spray painted "DISCO" protests on red stop signs back in the days of THE SEX PISTOLS?
What goes around comes around.
She is becoming such a major hard off these days.
Plus her hips and thighs are getting a bit too thick.
"You thick fuck!" SHAWN OF THE DEAD
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Dan Bongino's first rule was confirmed by the ten virgins car crash on I-55 in the Big N.O.
Personally, I would just go green in the war against the dragon, the false prophet and the beast in REVELATION 16.
Who in the world would fuck with a guy who has over 500 environmentally safe and sustainable H bombs?
Desperate people do desperate things.
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The last supper in the Bible represents the feast of the rich and famous revelation in D&C 58.
Whereas, there can be no United Order if certain billionaires dont step forward to finance it.
Take for example Ion Musk, who plans on launching 144 X rockets next year.
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Why am I not seeing anything about the governor of California going to Israel?
Was it a red flag operation?
Was it a fake out?
Is PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP going over there instead tomorrow?
He is considered to be a flight risk by the Jews, mormoms, queers and niggers at the DOJ.
BFD, he could wear sunglasses and a wig and nobody would recognize him.
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Who ever expected that Silvestor Stalone would look like Mel Gibson in some documentary film about the last days?
Must be some kind of a lost tribes of Israel tribute.
Just joking.
Not.
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At the climax in THE CONTINENTAL, the assassin invites his hostage for a tour of the botanical gardens in Brooklyn.
In regards to Judah being the beautiful plant in God's garden of Eden.
Eventually she accepts his invite.
Some would call that the Stockholm syndrome.
Guess we will have to see how that works out next season.
To be continued; same channel, same time.
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PS CHER: Why would you ever want to move when PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reelected?
You are already are not living in America.
Read a book for God's sake.
The fat dead guy in the underground operations radio studio in THE CONTINENTAL obviously represents Rush Limbaugh.
So who will be the two proxies for the dead in REVELATION 11?
That is for me to know, and you to find out.
If one reads it in chronological order, it would have to be after the 42 months happening in verse 2.
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The one about the secret underground "operation room" where the two witnesses broadcast their talk radio shows.
Oh yeah, Mark Levin is our leader.
Now wonder that episode 3 ends with the KING OF NEW YORK setting up his new digs at THE CONTINENTAL next year.
Several branch offices on the west coast of course.
"I like to live dangerously." Elizabeth Taylor
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Seems like there is a mighty line once a minute in today's movies.
Not to mention the mighty shots; like him going down the old fashion elevator in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Or was that about the elevator in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER?
Hard to tell anymore.
"Nobody takes their time these days." Elizabeth Taylor
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That look alike picture of the man who murdered his divorce court judge in Mary Land appeared on FOX right when I was watching him playing the assassin wearing the exact same black rim glasses in THE CONTINENTAL 3 finale.
"It depends on how you look at it." Elizabeth Taylor
She said, he said.
"Success is the best revenge." Donald Trump
No wonder that America is heading for a huge divorce Italian style.
Wherein you are divorced from her, but you are still living with her in the same house.
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Obviously it's time for America to go into detox.
"Too much too soon." BLACKBALL
See the 1:40 2003 movie trailer.
Back when the men were men, and the girls were the cheer leaders who supported them.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: About half of the Jews are going to die. And all of the Arabs are going to die in the TMZ.
What a deal!
"The Jews are back stabbing sons of bitches!" Adolf Hitler
"Suffer the children to come unto me." Joe Biden
Get it?
"I'm not going to do it anymore." Elizabeth Taylor
Can we at least tone it down a little?
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MOVIE REVIEW NOTES: The classic .45 is featured heavily in THE CONTINENTAL 3; a lot of Israel made UZI 9s too...
Back in the 1970s that was the big new thing.
Forget about the Jew haters.
What about those crazy southern Christians who hate the Mormons?
As confirmed by that hot headed Latino who just assassinated some judge in his divorce case in Mary Land.
I felt the same way back in 1981. But I got over it and started writing monologue jokes for Joan Rivers on the Johnny Carson show.
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BOSTON LEGAL was all about my Seattle based acter who is hired to defend PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2023.
The one who always comes out on top in the end.
The one who always gets away with it.
You can't touch me.
"He was redictulous." Elizabeth Taylor
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The above quote is the most prophetic mighty line in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW midnight movie happening.
Which is still playing in some small college towns in the Midwest.
Not to mention Edmonds, Washington.
"It's Saturday night live!"
Big fucking deal.
Been there done that.
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Yesterday the two mormon missionary witnesses knocked on our door and gave us a free copy of THE BOOK OF MORMON.
One of them was from Anchorage, Alaska.
All I could do was just stand there and cry like a baby. It was very embarrassing.
"We all have our moments." Elizabeth Taylor
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It was Rush Limbaugh who started counting the days of America being held hostage by the Democrat Party.
Now the slogan is "Bring them home!" For the lost tribes of Israel coming home.
Too late, too little you guys.
I told you so.
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The gang war that brakes out in THE CONTINENTAL 3 episode represents WW III.
Now that things have settled down in Kent, Washington and I have got my big screen tv back.
Petty shit keeps happening for a reason.
FUCK IT ASSHOLES being one of my favorite iphone movies.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Do you really believe everything that the FBI says?
As quoted in the New York Times.
Movie critics are just people.
"I am not a premature ejaculater!" Larry David
At least we two can agree on something.
All is well that ends well.
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The Jewish film reviewers are saying that I am playing the Father figure in YOU ARE SO NOT INVITED TO MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO BARMIZ.
Pretty hard to argue with that shit.
Obviously these cunts don't like me.
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"Surprise!.. Surprise!." Says the Amazon delivery man at the end of AUSTIN POWERS: 2
Years before there was ever an amazon.com
Whereas Joe Biden arrived unexpectedly in the middle of the night in Israel, PST TIME, in Divine confirmation of the MIDNIGHT COWBOY prophecy.
Right when I was in the middle of a three way with Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow in 23.
Which was written, directed, produced and acted by Jews.
According to the will of God.
There was not a lot of self censorship in America back then.
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"Life is full of surprises." Elizabeth Taylor
The Jews' enemies are extremely close to them for a prophetic reason.
Take Joe Biden for example.
He is there right now.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her.
"Our internal enemies are our biggest threat." Mark Levin
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." Muhammad Ali
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PS GOOGLE NEWS: It was an inside job.
You guys should go out to the movies more often...
PS TERI RUTHERFORD: I never fucked you because we were never married.
Unlike Jennifer Aniston, I just don't fuck any guy who catches my fancy.
Being the great, great, great grandson of Jesus Christ does have it's privileges.
Just as long as one doesn't let it go to his head.
Passion is the enemy of precision in ZERO EFFECT.
Hells bells, even Jerry Seignfeld and Larry David are planning on making a new tv series about me.
"I didn't know what the hell he was talking about... But he had nice hands." Elizabeth Taylor
Exacatly.
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I know, all of the Jews, queers and niggers at google are watching me very closely right now.
But I do have my options.
Fare warning, "Always keep your enemies close to you." Machiavelli
He was a Jewish writer you know.
My mamma had no dummy.
"The cat's out of the bag." Elizabeth Taylor
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The Ohio River is approximately 666 miles long.
Therefore expect more shit when the abomination of desolation arrives in Israel on Wednesday.
Who does not belong there according to MARK 13:14.
"Shit happens for a reason." Jesus Christ
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666 NOTES: The DOW did 33,666.34 on the same day that Senator Diane Fienstein died on Naomi Watts' birthday.
Now Joe Biden believes that he is the Catholic second coming of Jesus by sending a second carrier group to save Israel.
"You have to admire the moose nuts on that guy." Dan Bongino
Tongue in cheek.
Think WAG THE DOG the sequel.
He does like to sniff the little girls.
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Gregory Ralph Evinar got his first paying gig in some bit part in JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR.
Straight out of high school.
No wonder he never went to college.
I never got a BYU degree myself.
So now I am supposed to get rebaptised into the LDS church now.
I can't wait to see what happens when that happens,
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The red lipstick smeared on no.87's lips Saturday night represented the KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN prophecy about today's corrupt DOJ.
No wonder his best selling sports shit is as red hot as Taylor Swift's lipstick.
You get what you pay for.
[Read vote for]
"I'll take that deal any day of the week." Jack Nicholson
The Jews were asking for it.
So now they are going to get it.
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PS BIBI: The Green River killer represented today's green H bombs. Just do what you need to do and don't let the dirty Jews deter you.
You have to die before you can become born again in 3 NEPHI 19-20.
I had to do the same thing myself back in the mid 1980s.
And it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Have you ever killed somebody?
"It's very liberating."
Says my marred servant who likes his scotch a bit too much in that particular lamanite 007 mormon movie with Wayne Newton.
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"You mess with the bull you get the horns." SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL
My advice to Iran is you to need to know when to hold them, and when to fold them.
I know, gambling is illegal in Iran; but you get the point.
God is a tall blond blue eyed Jew you know.
"Nice to smell you, wouldn't want to be you." MATADOR
A little poker anybody?
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PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: Why are you fucking a guy who looks like a terrorist who hates the Jews?
INSIDE BASEBALL NOTES: I died back in 1985. When I looked exactly like my newspaper obitually photo the other day.
At least Taylor Swift is fucking a white man.
Well for one thing you can stop going to the gay bars in Tel Ave, Israel.
Especially if you are a married man with children.
You are not supposed to do that.
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Everything that is going down in Israel right now is a prophetic parable about the lost tribes of Israel in the last days.
Take for example the Jews stole the election in 2020.
And Michael Medved was all for it.
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This morning at 8:20 am I had a flash vision of an obituary picture of myself in some newspaper; under which it read "Gregory Relf died three days ago on November 3."
Hopefully it was just a symbolic metaphor.
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Now that that filthy lying Jewish senator from New York is going over to Israel; this might be the right time to get real about climate change.
Rumor has it that there is going to be a for real SEIGNFELD reunion this time.
Which is supposed to be tailored to today's younger in crowd.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Time to wake up pretty girl.
"Put your Eisenhower hat on!" said Jesus Christ to me back on April 12, 2023 at 1:55 am.
Whereas when one is alone in Babylon, and there is no School of Prophets in your area, you just have to wing it and go on a prayer.
2 BC; 57:40-41 at 2bc.info
"I can't do everything by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Ed Lee.
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PS ION MUSK: We need you to purchase the old Edmonds High School and convert it into a local School of Prophets.
None of us are getting any younger.
Anybody up for a little skinny dipping this winter?
NOTE: God told me to read 2BC 187 last night at 12:20 am.
I haven't gotten around to even looking at it yet.
But I plan to if I know what's good for me.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Sure, I like my compact .45 just as much as the next guy in Utah.
But that's not enough by far.
One has to be ready to die because one knows that he has been rebaptised again into the Kingdom of God.
[Read the mormon church.]
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.
None of this proportional war bullshit.
God, guns and bullets; always in that order.
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PS MICHAEL KNOWLES: Those babies were murdered in Israel because the Catholic church baptises new born babies.
No wonder that today's pope is such an apostate christian mormon.
Who likes to hang out with the likes of Bill Clinton er all.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: It's never going to happen.
Take for example Taylor Swift.
"Get rid of it!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE
Sorry to be the one who has to inform you of this.
But have you ever been to the BURNING MAN music festival in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada?
Looks very much like the southern desert of Israel.
Lots of naked hang gladers were there this year.
Seemed to be some kind of a new trend.
It happening right after some new conspiracy theory came out about how John Denver's motorized hang glider was sabotaged in Santa Cruz, California.
"Evil minds think alike." Jesus Christ
Not to mention Coachella.
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It appears that Israel is finally getting serious.
Took long enough.
42 years later.
Big fucking deal. Joe Biden betrayed America.
Typical Jew.
Howard Stern.
"The Jews just want to make money!" Adolf Hitler
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I can fuck two wives at a time and still not come prematurely.
Helps if they are both lesbians who let me take my time.
I'm in no rush these days.
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I take a diferent view of what is happening in Israel.
I have the spirit of prophecy in me.
I believe in Jesus Christ.
I am the one spoken of in 2BC 91 and the entire book of ISAIAH.
When I close the door you can not open it.
When I open the door you can not close it.
Plus I am a very good acter who is available for work right now.
Union scale of course... I can do method, I can do ham. I can just fake it if that's what the part requires.
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It had to happen.
Either that or we had to use the green bomb.
We still may half to, depending on the way things go.
"I always keep an open mind." Dan Bongino
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The retired SIENFELD reunion will probably take place in Miami, Florida.
Personally I would prefer North Bend.
But i am not in charge of these things.
Plus, I have my own problems to worry about in Seattle, Washington.
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Now I know why I married my X wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
Sadly it had to happen.
Otherwise I would never have understood the difference between right and wrong.
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Reportedly Jerry Seignfeld and Larry David are up to something.
Now that I have a subscription to most streaming services.
Rhymes with Branch Davidian.
Whatever it is, I will probably swallow it hook, line and sinker.
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Now I can see that my scary holloween season spider vision was about the invasion of Israel's south side of the temple in EZEKIEL 47:1.
Whereas all of my neighbors' skeleton displays on their front grass represent the dry bones of Israel rising up and coming alive again in EZEKIEL 37-39.
"It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out!" AUSTIN POWERS: 1-3
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No wonder that the Hwy.101 NASDAQ did the number 211.51 on the eve of Israel being screwed in the ass by Joe Biden.
"And if you still don't know what I'm talking about... then don't listen to my radio show anymore." Dan Bongino
And your girlfriend too, I would add.
See every Russian pornhub.com video wherein the hot girl looks like Taylor Swift.
And that is not always a bad thing.
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They invaded Israel's southern border in Divine confirmation of Joe Biden's invasion of America's southern border.
Where were you when I needed you?
Now he is sending ship loads of guns and bullets to the communist Jews who voted for him.
"We can't have that can we!!" Mark Levin mocking Joe Biden on the radio.
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PS Benjamin Netanyahu: If I were you I would just put an end to it next year.
Let's do lunch sometime.
Hamas invaded Israel from the south because they want Israel to be invaded from the north and the east.
And from the west too, once the abomination of desolation's flotilla arrives.
From all four points of the compass in DANIEL.
God knows they didn't expect to destroy Israel by themselves.
The sad part is, they are half right.
"Most of the Jews are communists!" Adolf Hitler
No wonder that there are ten big ones living in Israel now.
Half of whom do not belong there.
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Waiting for my bus Monday morning, I decided to check the latest earthquakes on my iPhone.
And exactly then did Michael say to me "Good evening".
Whereas the Jews always strike after dark.
"The Jews have no concept of day or night!" Adolf Hitler
"In the last days, you will work all day and all night." Jesus Christ
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Israel's northern line is very exposed right now.
For the show's Middle East camel with moose entro mural.
Including those four Massonic temple palm trees with a Cascades Mountains backdrop.
"There once was a man named Gregory... Who was half Jew and half moose." Jesus Christ, 1996.
Gonna take at least two sustainable H bombs for this one.
Hell, they have about 500 of them by now. One would think that they could spare a few of them.
And save the rest for Iran and Syria.
"Word War II is going to look like a picnic." Joseph Fielding Smith
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NEW YORK NOTES: Mayor Adams spoke out forceful in favor of the Jews today.
Because there are so many well dressed and very polite and educated negros still living in Roslyn to this day.
Because the twelve tribes are supposed to be a light unto the gentiles.
PS GUS VAN SANT: You still got the gig if you will have it.
I can't do every movie by myself.
Too many fingers in the pie right now.
The shit went down in Israel when I was touring Roslyn.
Ergo, NORTHERN EXPOSURE was basically about exposing the lost ten tribes of Israel to the north.
The one where there was a radio station of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
And the small town's doctor was a Jew from New York.
Who had a hard time understanding why everybody there was just like Donald Trump.
Of course TWIN PEAKS was about the same thing at the same time.
The truth must be established by two witnesses according to the Bible.
Otherwise your case is complete bullshit.
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Time for Israel to get serious.
Nothing is going to change until they embrace clean nukes that are sustainable.
They kill your babies, you kill their babies.
"I have not revoked this law!" Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ already.
Electronic cars are not the answer to climate change.
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PS BRITNEY SPEARS: Don't worry about it. I too hear voices.
So does Miley Cyrus for that matter.
Not to mention Jennifer Aniston.
Problem is most Jews hate America.
Whereas even my ex-wife hated me.
Because she was a Jew.
And so does my wife Taylor Swift.
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All four of the BEATLES were mostly Jewish.
So we are all living in a yellow [German] submarine these days.
No wonder that so many of the white girls who go to Taylor Swift concerts can't remember what happened the next day.
You can Google it if you don't believe it.
Meanwhile, I'm getting a hand job from two of my wives at a time.
And you are not.
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PS LARRY DAVID: See what happens when you don't vote mormon Republican?
"All of the newspapers are owned by the Jews!" Adolf Hitler
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Half of America wants to be ruled over by corrupt Jewish judges.
Also half of Israel wants to be ruled by unelected judges.
No wonder that Joe Biden's support for Israel is rock solid.
"The Jews are a threat to the people!" Adolf Hitler
Ironically speaking.
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PS KATE HOLMES: God put you back on my radar last night at 1:16 am.
And I liked it.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I want to hold your hand.
It had to happen.
The gentiles and the heathens will invade Israel in EZKIEL 37-39 for 42 months.
Because why?
After we see the abomination of desolation in Judea, Israel.
That's why.
Not to mention the lost ten tribes of Israel in Ohio.
When white Rusiia will be bashing their precious babies against the wall in 3 NEPHI 19.
Oh yeah "Donald Trump's followers are a cult." Hillary Clinton
I know you are but what I'm I?
Everything you say bounces off me like rubber, and sticks to you like glue.
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TOURIST NOTE: Only two paps took notice of me and my Harry Dean Stanton figure from TWIN PEAKS on our big adventure to Roslyn today.
Guess it was the off season.
The place was a ghost town.
The second guy did say that he liked our hats.
According to THE NEW YORK TIMES, there is a new movie trailer out about the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim.
Have not seen it yet.
But I certainly will by this weekend.
Right now I'm focusing on my trip to Roslyn.
Take lots of paps guys.
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No wonder that Dan Bongino says that all of the politicians in DC don't really like us Mormons.
Whereas this shit keeps happening and nobody tweets a word about it in the Republican Party establishment.
Too many haircuts and suits I guess.
I guess that we are all now Californian Rebulicans by now, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger er all.
Who was a baptised mormon boy who came to America legally in the 1980s.
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Representative Jordan for speaker.
That does have a certain nice 1290 days ring to it in MARK 13:14 and DANIEL 12.
God works in mysterious ways.
But what the hell do I know.
She likes me, she likes me not...
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We are in deep shit right now for real.
"D-Day Is Approaching" in THE CONTINENTAL prophecies.
Jesus help us all.
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PS MEL GIBSON: By the word "girl" I mean any mormon wife who is 16 or older in the Torah.
You know me, I like them virgin, young, and hard, and I like them often.
Next year in Jerusalem baby.
She was just 17 if you know what I mean.
By the by, I am not a Christian, I am a mormon.
PS MIKE PENCE: Be a man and fess up to your sins. You were that guy who allowed Joe Biden to become president in 2020.
You too Michael Medved.
Ion Musk will vote Republican in 2024.
Demonstrating that the INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY is on the verge.
There can be no Kingdom of God if there is no freedom.
Nowadays you can even get arrested in Utah for just having seven wives.
Not to mention Texas.
Washington State not so much. You can fuck anybody here.
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NOTE: They are talking a lot about the "high table" in the news today.
Obviously she wants me.
Problem is I can't take of her until this weekend.
Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Have you ever fucked a girl?
The Jewish ones are the best.
I'm really digging the 1970s songs in THE CONTINENTAL.
Back when I was eating out my French wife.
But she betrayed me.
She God replaced her.
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Mel Gibson prays for help according to that prophetic film that was made by the 1980s BEATTLES back in the day in THE CONTINENTAL
Right now.
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THE CONTINENTAL is about the temple of God.
Obviously it is a rather desacrated place right now.
Negros holding the high priesthood, that kind of thing.
But don't worry folks, the show's Jewish writers are working on a plan to clean it up.
Meanwhile PRESEDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was in a New York court today.
"The niggers are everywhere these days." Jesus Christ
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So says the southern Christian assassin about Mormonism in THE CONTINENTAL series on PEACOCK.
Pretty hard to argue with that particular mighty line.
Now that there are too many mighty lines in the movies these days to keep track of.
"Why bother?" Elizabeth Taylor
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Governor Newsom chose that negro woman to take the place of Diane Feinstein for a very right reason.
Whereas in the last days, THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY says that the red horse and the white horse are going to go to war against the black horse.
Therefore, it had to happen during the beasts of the field football season.
Just so we make things clear.
Let the home coming celebrations begin.
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PS MEL GIBSON: I plan on having you go crazy in the third episode of THE CONTINENTAL.
And then we can go from there after 2024.
By whatever means necessary.
"I'm going to vote Republican for the first time in my life." Ion Musk
The whore of Babylon wears a Covid-19 mask in the destroyed temple when she tells the Nazi what to do with the long hair 60s hippie Democrat in episode 2 of THE CONTINENTAL.
Which is just one example of the establishment getting what it deserves after the 42 months of hell in 3 NEPHI 19.
It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished.
Back in the 1970s, 40k was a lot of money.
Nowadays you can't even buy an EV car for that much.
"Fucking bullshit!" Jesus Christ
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: Saturday at 5:34 pm I had a slow vision of a huge creepy spider crawling on the wall by my bed. And when I recoiled in the other direction I almost fell out of bed.
Then the lookalike image of Taylor Swift and her husband in a CHIEF'S 87 jersey came out; both standing in front of a spider web covered fireplace at some Holloween party in Oklahoma.
Later I read that Taylor Swift is promoting abortion and childhood homosexuality at her concerts.
No wonder the climate is changing.
Think ADAM'S RIB meets LOOK WHO'S COMING TO DINNER.
Or maybe KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN.
"I got more coming up later." Dan Bongino
You don't say.
SPOILER ALERT: Eventually Mel Gibson takes things into his own hands and goes on a bender and kills all of the Jews in THE CONTINENTAL series.
I could write this stuff in my sleep.
Ephraim is drunk, but not with wine.
I saw the second episode of THE CONTINENTAL first because it was the one about the ancient Israelites minting their own gold coins in the upcoming Kingdom of God.
Ergo you don't need to lose all of your shit when your government fails financially.
Just as long as you have invested all of your surplus monies in precious metal coins.
Let the Alaska gold rush begin in NORTHERN EXPOSURE.
"I'm in no hurry." Elizabeth Taylor
And or...
"What's your hurry?" Neve Campbell.
She's Canadian you know.
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