Thursday, August 31, 2023

"WINTER'S WARNING!"

 The Holy Smokes said "winter's warning" to me tonight at 8:32 pm.

And it took me about two seconds to figure out that he was talking about DANIEL 13: 14.

No wonder that Dan Bongino's inspired producer in Dallas loves his BBQ.

"Beef, it's what's for dinner." Matthew Machaunghey 

He's a Texan you know.

The Alone Star State.

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PS BRAD PITT: Most people don't know about Paine Field because nobody ever talks about it.

Kind of like the Jewish media never saying anything about the open American border in Texas.

The Democrats hate America you know.

"The Jews have betrayed us!" Adolf Hitler

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE NOT A RACIST?

Oh yeah "Do unto others before they do unto you." Leslie Winn 1967

Otherwise every female negro judge in post America will be gunning for you.

"If you are white, you are not right!" Jesus Christ 

Rhymes with kike.

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THE FIVE STORY FIRE

 That horrific five story fire in South Africa represents what it will take to move Charlize Theron over into the wise five virgins part of the ten virgins prophecy in the last days.

She already has a pretty good understanding of the laws of adoption.

But she still is lacking when it comes to voting like a Republican.

Nobody likes to see people get burned alive, no matter what their skin color.

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PS FOX RADIO: Is there something wrong with flying on a friend's private jet to a friend's private resort and putting the restaurant tab on your free room service? 

Not according to NBC when it comes to Hunter Biden.

Especially if one is a supreme federal court judge at the DOJ.

PS BRAD PITT: Believe it or not, PAINE FIELD is still the hottest destination for today's private jet set.

Nobody asks too many questions.

Not one nosey photographer in sight.

"It's worth it, even if you have to go out of your way." Elizabeth Taylor


NEVER SAY NEVER

 Climate change is caused by breaking the ten commandments according to ISAIAH 50 etc.

And not by using natural gas to fry your trout and mushrooms.

Not to mention driving your car to work every morning.

I know, some people don't have to go to work every day.

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PS MARTHA STEWART: I'm into the three martini lunch if you are.

THE HOWARD STERN INTERVIEW ON THE RADIO.

 If you want to feel like you are young again, you will have to do a live interview on the Howard Stern Show again.

You have to go through the front gate.

No sneaking around the backdoor this time.

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I AM BORED TO HELL.

 Desperate people do desperate things. 

Like they will do in the upcoming 2024 election.

"Jesus I'm getting bored with things." Jack Nicholson 

He was in still in his 70s when he was fucking twenty year-old Hollywood movie stars you know.

"If you got it, you still got it." Elizabeth Taylor 

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Wednesday, August 30, 2023

I WALK ALONE

 "Know ye not that when ye serve Me the whole world is against you?..."

2BC 12: 7

No wonder that I am not fucking two hot young wives at a time right now.

Maybe next year in Jerusalem.

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PS MARTHA STEWART: I know, nothing better than a fried trout with fried mushrooms.

But most of today's kids have not even ever had that kind of experience.

STORMY

 God's latter-day whirlwind storm, with a female name yet, blaster upon the sandy REVELATION 13:1 shores of Taylor Swift County.

Then it grinded right over a little place called Katy Perry; right over from DISNEY.

I know, Miley Cyrus kind of likes it when it starts to hurt.

Oh oh...Jesus just whispered the word "Monday" in my ear.

Too many girlfriends, too little time I guess.

Now he just said "covid".

When will it end?

"It never ends in this life." Elizabeth Taylor 

Gruesome.

"I want to get the most bang for my buck." Jesus Christ 

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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

DONALD TRUMP IS THE MESSIAH.

 "You can tell who your friends are by your enemies." Jesus Christ

He didn't want me to say this, but sometimes I don't always do what He says.

My bad.

Naughty boy me.

I hope I'm not asking for it.

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PS JESUS CHRIST: I will go along with whatever you want me to go along with.  

But please give me five minutes to shit, shower and shave.

PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Tom Cruise now lives in Tampa Bay, Florida.

If you get my drift.

I AM ROYAL

 And no, I am not the KING OF KINGS.

But I am one of the kings that THE KING OF KINGS will be King of for a thousand years.

"You have to start somewhere." Elizabeth Taylor 

How about Kent, Washington, King County?

And then we go from there.

No wonder that Taylor Swift has such a Princess complex.

Queen.

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PS KIT WINN: "Kit's Bait Shop" in RENFIELD is a homage to my old fishing buddy in Seattle.

PS BRAD PITT: Mushroom hunting season in France is already underway. 

If I had your kind of money, I would be there right now and on the job.

I LOVE JESUS.

 Why not?

I am a racist who loves everybody.

Ever had a family member who you are always fighting with, but you love them anyway?

Take for example RADIO DAYS.

The nice thing about polygamy is that you don't have to live with me every day.

Familiary breeds contempt.

GREG 


COUNT DRACULA WOULD BE A DEMOCRAT.

"I'm the victim here!" RENFIELD 

Ergo, Dan Bongino says that the Democrats are bad people and they know it.

"...for they willingly rebelled against Me, and were conscious of the evil they were committing..."

2bc.info 8: 12

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RENFIELD WAS MADE FOR A REASON.

 I gradually get younger and better looking in RENFIELD after I briefly die.

"We all have to go through bad relationships." Elizabeth Taylor 

Take for example the upcoming election in 2024.

And we all know how that worked out.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You might want to go back to the well and do another live interview on Howard Stern.

Things have been getting pretty boring lately.

Monday, August 28, 2023

SHE'S A TURN ON.

 Why are the Jews turning on Joe Biden now?

"The Jews only care about themselves." Adolf Hitler 

Whereas they have not yet accepted Jesus Christ as their Rebulican Party messiah.

But they are definitely starting to think about it.

Craig's TWN list.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I dreamed about you last night, pretty hot stuff.

"I'm high on loving you." 1969

Time to spice things up.

A STORM IS COMING.

"Don't go there girlfriend." AUSTIN POWERS

"For neighbor shall take up sword against neighbor, and they shall fall upon each other in anger, and town shall be against town, and city against city, and state against state..." 

2bc.ino 9:6

Gary's TWN blog

MIRACLES CAN HAPPEN.

 It only took 4 weeks to write, produce, cast and direct WAG THE DOG.

See every Woody Allen movie that was ever made that fast if you don't believe it.

Fifty movies in fifty years?

Are you kidding me?

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WAG THE DOG III

 42 niggers have killed 42 niggers in the past 48 hours.

So I guess that the neocon Jews at FOX are going to have to start a new war now.

Nothing here to see, please move on people, yada yada.

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Sunday, August 27, 2023

THE JEWS ARE TROUBLE MAKERS.

 No wonder that Joe Biden is about to start WW III.

The Russians interfered in the 2016 election.

So we should expect them to do it again in 2024.

I hope and pray to God

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THE CHURCH OF THE DEVIL

 I just watched a documentary about the Bible of the Devil tonight.

Which had so many parallels to 1 NEPHI 14 that I gave up trying to keep track of them.

See every Woody Allen movie where everybody is committing adultery and fornication.

Mia Farrow is Catholic you know. 

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SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE IN 2023.

 Looks like there is an old fashion tent revival about to happen in Seattle.

Probably one of the whitest cities in America.

Which maybe has the lowest church attendence in America.

I grew up there you know at 5717 16th N.E.

So don't doubt me on this one.

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LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE

 The Woody Allen movie trailer for RIFKINS FESTIVAL in Spain says it all.

Too bad that so many of today's smart ass Jews didn't get it.

Maybe next year in Jerusalem.

If you get my drift.

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LAST TANGO IN PARIS

 Reportedly they still don't have a distributor in America for Woody Allen's last French languish movie.

Hollywood is run by the Jews you know.

"The Jews killed Jesus!" Adolf Hitler 

What would you expect from these people?

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GO TELL IT ON A MOUNTAIN.

 LET MY PEOPLE GO is going viral.

Take for example Joe Biden, who is going to lose by at least five points in 2024.

"The Jews are foolish!" Adolf Hitler 

Obviously. 

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Saturday, August 26, 2023

GARYVILLE, LOUISIANA

 The Queen of whores is from Gary, Indiana in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.

So an oil tank fire exploded in Garysville, Louisiana.

Rhymes with Gary. 

People who don't know me often call me Gary, sometimes Craig.

Oddly enough, I get even called 'Jeff' a lot of times.

Located just over from Donaldsville.

"The wicked will be destroyed by fire." Jesus Christ 

3 NEPHI 19 style.

So sorry that it had to come to this.

But things are going to get very racially motivated in the last days.

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THAT'S HOT!

 This was Pairs Hilton's most famous line back in the day.

Flash forward to Trump's mug shot at some jail packed full of niggers in Atlanta, Georgia.

If you get my drift.

According to Jesus Christ at 2bc.info, the different races have different standards.

Take for example, the SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER is a Jewish communist front operation.

Not mention the ADL.

"Birds of a feather flock together." Jesus Christ 

The bird is a word.

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A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK IN 2023.

 We arrive in a yellow 'TX23' taxi at street number 23 in A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK.

The scene where I discover that my best friend is committing adultery with my wife Taylor Swiift in TAXI DRIVER.

Exactly like my antihero does when we see that his wife is fucking around with a nigger in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Notice all the redheads in the background in this one.

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Friday, August 25, 2023

IT'S THE END OF AN ERA.

 The Jews will have had their 42 months of shits and giggles by April 2024.

"We are tired of the Jews!" Adolf Hitler 

Oh yeah.

Not to mention the Republican Party Mormons in Utah.

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PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE

 If you believe in Jesus Christ then you must vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Otherwise you are just a poser.

Been there done that myself.

I once voted for Mitt Romney you know.

Just because he was a mormon.

Was I ever so young.

But now I have repented of my former sins because I want to be rebaptised again.

"Let bygones be bygones." Jesus Christ, 6:10 pm, PST, 8.25.23.

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PS MILEY CYRUS: I know, you got what it takes, and I am willing to take it.

But just go easy on me, we got a long ride tomorrow.


KILLING IT ON THE INTERNET.

Nice try, but no cigar.

You can not kill me.

 "And I will reveal these unto you that they may be cast out..." 2BC 5:14

I am the ultimate invisible man afterall.

You can't see me, but I can see you.

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I VOTED FOR RICHARD NIXON AT THE AMERICAN EMBASSY IN PALERMO, SICILY.

 Back then, law and order had become a major campaign issue.

Like when I was walking back from the store, and an old man was ranting about how there was no crime when Mussolini was in power.

And the trains always arrived on time.

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BLOODY MOTHER FUCKER

 If you believe that the blood of Jesus Christ is going to save you from your sins.

You have no choice but to vote for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 24.

Especially if you are Jewish.

Talk about going around town with a good star on your vest.

"We all know who the Jews are!" Adolf Hitler 

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Thursday, August 24, 2023

YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

 Talk about the silent majority is under arrest these days.

Everybody knows that white people are better than black people.

Especially the Jews.

"The Jews are liars!" Adolf Hitler 

Bares repeating.

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SLAVERY IS THE ANSWER.

 Jesus Christ says that being a negro slave in the KINGDOM OF GOD can be compared to working at a FORTUNE 500 company.

Good pay and benefits, etc. The right to redress your grievances.

However, only white men who are mormon polygamists will be allowed to vote.

No wonder that America is about to break up into three seperate countries.

"About a third of America is conservative." Dan Bongino 

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LIKE A VIRGIN. NOT!

 The Republican debates happened on August 23 in Milwacky, Wisconsin for a reason.

Think WAYNE'S WORLD meets ANNIE HALL.

There are more Jews in white Wisconsin than one would think.

Take Seattle, Washington for example.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALREADY!

 Our leader is here!

Hidden in a non descript brick building somewhere in Kent.

Rhymes with Clark Kent.

The man in the black rim glasses.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I like your style. Sometimes you are a virgin, and sometimes you are a whore.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

 Guess we are going to have to listen to Dan Bongino today to find out.

Typical.

Mark Levin will give us more of the details later.

Hell, we still don't even know what that Pennsylvania Avenue shooting metaphor was all about.

Hundreds of shots were fired.

But nothing about it in the headlines.

He was probably just another extreme MAGA gun nut who hates the CIA and the FBI, etc.

Not to mention FOX NEWS.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: My life changed for the better in 1989.

I still loved to get my cock sucked. But my priorities changed.

Wednesday, August 23, 2023

WHITE HOUSE EVICTION NOTICE

 The gunfire started in Pennsylvania on the eve of the Republicans debate because Joe Biden is about to get evicted from the White House.

Reportedly, hundreds of bullets were fired.

Wherefore the blood flows like a river in RENFIELD's white horse metaphor for REVELATION 14:20.

Obviously, PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP played the role of THE INVISIBLE MAN at the debates on Wednesday.

God only knows why Christ Christie even bothered to go there.

Maybe he was hoping to get an interview on the Michael Medved show later.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I only watch porn videos if they feature a young lady who looks like one of my future wives.

 Some of them are actually pretty hot. But if she doesn't look my wife, then I have to take a pass.

Most of them are taped in Russia.

Putin has my back of course; we are fishing buddies you know.

Not a lot of niggers over there.


PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A REPUBLICAN.

 And that's a good thing.

"It's time to change things! " Adolf Hitler 

Why watch the stupid Republican debates on FOX when you can see the real deal on TUCKER CARLSON?

Who was actually shit canned by FOX for being too white.

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DEBATE NOTES: Personally Mike Pence looks more like a Nazi than any of the other candidates. So he gets my vote.

Ron De Santis is Catholic you know.

THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY IS THE TESTIMONY OF JESUS.

 "...and behold a white horse;"

REVELATION 19: 10

You are God damn right. 

None of the Republicans who are running against Jesus Christ will be able to save us in 24.

Most of them are pretty good, but not good enough.

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THE DEBATE IS OVER ALREADY.

 So Ion Musk still wants to fly a 1955 rocket ship to Mars?

Been there done that already.

I'm more interested these days in how I am going to get into Jennifer Aniston's pants.

Gonna take a miracle I guess.

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Tuesday, August 22, 2023

I SMELL A RAT FINK.

 "The Jews will always turn on you." Adolf Hitler 

Take for example Michael Medved saying that the 2020 election was not stolen.

But yet it was obviously so.

Take for example Jesus Christ is not our Lord and Savior.

And the ten lost ten tribes of Israel are not for real.

Just because Jesus says so in the Bible.

Therefore he is a Republican Party antichrist figure on talk radio from out of 666 Seattle.

You either believe in Jesus Christ or you don't believe in Jesus Christ.

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LESS TALK MORE ACTION

 The reason why the Republican debates will be so boring tomorrow night is because people are tired of Mitt Romney and Michael Medved er all.

Get a real life for Jesus' sake.

Monogamy is so fucking gay!

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PS MRS. JAMES BOND: I got me a new retro GT convertible with 500 big ones under the hood.

Fancy going for a ride with me and try it out?


ASSHOLE CITY

 The 1955 crater in ASTROID CITY basically looks like a giant gaping anus.

Which is confirmed when the 666 sided ufo comes down to visit America's future 1960s scientists.

Ion Musk.

No wonder that JFK was assassinated in Dallas, Texas druring the PLAYBOY trial.

"It's a metaphor." says the stage actor played by Jeff Goldblum.

And then it starts to snow at the end when the liberals are just circling the wagons.

You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Can't wait for your big interview on the Howard Stern Show.

Hope you do it in person, and not on the telephone.

So retro, seeing is believing.

So 1989.

SOMETHING IS IN THE AIR.

 According to DANIEL, they are going to come after the abomination of desolation from all four points of the compas in the last days.

That would include your common sense Democrats.

Most of whom are Jewish.

Ergo, the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

"You can never trust the Jews!" Adolf Hitler 

Bill Maher is Jewish you know.

The big nose, the thinning hair... yada yada.

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FOX NEWS NOTES: All eight of the Republicans at the FOX debate need to drop out of the race and support PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Micheal Medved.


Monday, August 21, 2023

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM

 Rhymes with orgasism.

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Sunday, August 20, 2023

AUGUST 23

 Back in the wee hours of August 14, at about 2:02 am, the Holy Ghost whistpered to me "August 23nd".

I have prayed for the interpretation.

But nothing yet.

So I guess that it is him to know and me to find out.

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THE HUNTER BIDEN HAPPENING

 In their own way, all of the Jews are now blaming their sins on Hunter Biden instead of their abomination of desolation who was born in Africa.

Not to mention his father.

The apple never falls that far from the tree.

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THE GIRLS NEXTDOOR

 Who do you suppose is going to be the force that will re elect PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024?

Think Paris Hilton hooks up with Miley Cyrus at THE PLAYBOY MANSION next year in Jerusalem.

Talk about swing voters.

"You can never trust a woman." Steve McQueen

There are always the exceptions of course; like Kristen Stewart who has always stuck with me from the very beginning.

I always did have a thing for girls with small tits.

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FOREWARNING

 Late August through September and into October is when I always go fly fishing.

And I always kill my catch.

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WE NEED TO GET RID OF THE JEWS.

 The Jews are starting to turn on Joe Biden.

And that's a very serious problem.

The Jews run everything you know.

Take for example yours truly.

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Saturday, August 19, 2023

THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA.

 "It seemed like the dawn of a new era." AMERICAN PLAYBOY, 2017

No wonder Hef left the Democrat Party and became an independent in 2011.

He was always ahead of his times.

There were not a lot of negro bunnies at the PLAYBOY CLUBs back before then.

When you had to be a light skinned negro with a nice soft brown hair job attitude.

Take Vanessa Williams for example.

Not to mention Hally Berry.

Who is probably the most beautiful woman in the world.

No wonder the Israelites mixed their seed with the heathens and the gentiles in western Europe.

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THE AMERICAN PLAYBOY

 The above ten part 2017 AMAZON documentary series is a surreal prophetic parallel to the Lord's exclusive Holy Order club for white melchesotic Priesthood key holders only.

Wherein the light shines in the dark just like it does in RENFIELD and SIGNFELD.

Rhymes with Mr. Relf, if I don't say so myself.

Which also covers all of the trumped up charges against PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP by a corrupt self righteous christian government.

Donald Trump was once a playboy polygamist too, back in the day. 

He even had his own casino in New Jersey.

Rhymes with The New Jerusalem.

See every Woody Allen movie where everybody is committing adultery.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: God exposed all of the tabloid lies in this week's US magazine.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Hef was born on your birth date, and he died on Gwyneth Paltrow's birth date.

He even had his own private TRUMP jet you know.

PS HUNTER BIDEN: California is the only place for you. 

Lots of Jesus freaks out there.

Saturday, August 5, 2023

THE NEW JERUSALEM

 According to the Bible the Jews are going to pay for what they have done to America in MARK 13.

And their girlfriends too...

What comes around goes around,

Sorry about the repetition.

Think Salem, Utah.

Not to mention Provo, Utah, Utah County, Utah State.

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PS BRAD PITT: "You are doing pretty good for now, but don't over do it." Jesus Christ 

Friday, August 4, 2023

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS OVER.

 Once you declare that people can't buy regular light bulbs, and the Jews agree with that, all hell is going to break out in Israel.

You can only be screwed for so long.

No wonder Michael Medved keeps down playing the White Horse Prophecy.

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HOWARD STERN STILL MATTERS.

 Howard Stern is going to get his reputation back after he interviews Donald Trump on his radio show.

Would help too if he talked to Taylor Swift about her sex life.

It's not like he needs the money.

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I WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY.

 Sometimes I feel like a Methodist actor.

And I am not Jesus Christ by any way.

But I can get carried away sometimes when I play him in the movies.

Read every biography of the foremost serial killers in the world.

Adolf Hitler was the best of them you know.

Who made all the rest of us look like pikers.

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Thursday, August 3, 2023

THE TEN VIRGINS PROPHECY

The tall blond Jewish man made a surprise appearance at a wedding at his New Jersey resort for a ten virgins sign Thursday.

Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets BRIDE OF DRACULA.

Every FRANKENSTEIN movie ever made being a 666 last days prophecy.

One of my favorite ones being YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

He will return as a thief in the night you know.

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PS HUNTER: If you move to California you will not have to worry anymore.

The old man ain't gonna live that much longer.

Time to cover your bases.

Think CHINATOWN meets INLAND EMPIRE.

THE UGLY JEW

 Are we bored yet?

The Jews arrest the tall blond Jewish man because he was performing miracles for 3 1/2 years.

Often times on a Saturday.

"Donald Trump never stops working." Rush Limbaugh 

Works for me.

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TALK NOTES: Dan Bongino and Mark Levine are my two main go-to guys.

I'll get into this more later.

Wednesday, August 2, 2023

NAZISM IS THE FUTURE OF AMERICA.

 What do you want?

You have to give all of your money to the Jewish communists?

Which is not what Jesus Christ is saying at 2bc.info 211 when he talks about the differences between the races.

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THE 2024 ELECTION WILL BE PERSONAL.

 "The Jews have personality..." Adolf Hitler 

And he did not mean that in a good way.

There needs be opposition in all things.

Especially when it comes to that little indie film called YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS.

The one where Ben Stiller looks like Jack Smith.

Fucking Jew.

Rhymes with jackass.

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THE JEWS OWN EVERYTHING.

 No wonder that Adolf Hitler was such a crazy lunatic. 

And yes, I am making excuses for him.

The Jews are so annoying.

Even my ex-wife married a Jewish lawyer.

This time it's personal.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: I will stop it when Jesus tells me to stop it.

Meanwhile it's pedal to the metal all the way.


I HATE THE JEWS.

 Me being a big time supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

It's not like I have nothing else to do right now.

"He's a bugger." Hugh Grant 

I know you are, but what am I?

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THE TRUMP CARD

 Obviously Mike Pence never plays black Jack at your local Indian reservation casino while enjoying free drinks.

Those kind of places are only for the white trash folks in the TWIN PEAKS prophecies.

He does believe that homosexuals can repent of their filthy sins you know.

Not to mention the bisexuals.

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DONALD TRUMP HAS THE NUMBERS.

 Dan Bongino went to the new French residence of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP last weekend because he knows what is going down.

It was the French who saved America back in 1976.

Talk about BEING THERE in 2027.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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Tuesday, August 1, 2023

GUNS, GOD AND FREEDOM

 Always keep your gun loaded and not locked up in a drawer.

Never hurts either to keep it cocked with the safety off.

And if you are worried about the children playing with it then keep your bedroom door locked.

They are not supposed to ever go into their patents' bedroom anyway.

Personally, I'm not one of those chicken shits who will flee from Babylon because I don't want to raise my sword against my neighbor.

Maybe later, but not for now.

"There is safety in numbers in my gathering places." Jesus Christ 

By the by, my numbers are 10.29.51, USA PASSPORT expiration date 2027.

Just saying.

Gregory Scott Relf's 

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IT WILL COME TO AN END ON APRIL 6, 2024.

 Rhymes with ape.

Now wonder that Jack Smith still thinks that he is Jack Shit.

He's Jewish you know.

Talk about having a premature ejaculation problem.

Therefore "He started to bore me." Elizabeth Taylor 

Whatever, the one thing that Charlize Theron will never have to worry about is I'm never boring.

Ladies come first.

Sorry about the double negative.

Gregory Scott Relf's

 TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER 

PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Now that you are getting bored with the pop music scene, you might want to get into indie film making.

Personally, I think that you have a knack for it.

Skip the novel book writer 

NOTHING COMPARES TO WOODY ALLEN.

 He is not Jewish you know.

Therefore when Daniel asked me what are my favorite movies.

I later told him that I like Woody Allen movies.

So many of them being like some secret insider trading job on WALL STREET.

Hee hee.

Gregory Scott Relf's

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PS ST. PETER: Have you ever heard of a AAA DIAMOND AMWAY distributor?

Obviously, "I don't know who my audience is." Woody Allen, 1994

PS SANDY: The upcoming physical transfiguration is what will give me the opportunity to fuck you in the as like a screwdriver; small brown eyes and all.

"She looks much better in person than she looks on camera." Ben Affleck