THE PROFESSOR WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE.

 According to the King Benjamin prophecy in the BOOK OF MORMON, I am supposed to earn my own living; and not live off of the taxes of the people.

Nothing like having a tenured position even if they catch you with your pants down.

They did pay Joe Biden $1,000,000 for two semesters, even if he had never taught a class in his life.

"I want some of that!" Jack Nicholson in WOLF, 1994

My own surname Relf meaning 'powerful wolf' in the old tongue.

Dating back to the time when many of today's southern Englishmen immigrated from northern France during the 100 years war in BARRY LYNDON.

"Those damn southerners." Ringo Star in HELP

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PS TARANTINO: I know, Jack Nicholson's shoes are going to be pretty hard to fill. 

And Al Pacino ain't getting any younger either.

Let me know if you need a ham actor who has the strenght to go up against Lionardo Di Caprio in your next polygamist serial killer movie. 

I can play that guy like a fiddle.

"I will cut her down to size." Spencer Tracy talking about his polygamisy wife Katharine Hepburn in his next movie.

CALIFORNIA OR BUST

 I guess that we are going to have to be busted this time around.

Based on the latest budget that was just signed off by the Reagan Democrats and the FDR Republicans.

"FDR was the greatest President in my lifetime." Newt Gingrich 

Which was just confirmed by California's busted budget that was signed off by Governor Dracula.

See what happens when you don't believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior?

"Jesus Christ never saved anybody." Tom Cruise 

Au contraire.

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I'M STILL A GOOD STICK MAN.

 "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Teddy Roosevelt.

The first time that my Fench whore left me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS I went a little crazy.

Hell, I even hocked my .22 back in 1982 in order that I wasn't tempted to blow my brains out with it.

But now that this happens all the time, I have come to understand the importance of polygamy.

Easy come, easy go.

"You get used to it." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS DAN BANGINO: Conservatives are polygamists, liberals are swingers.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Half of the Jews in Jerusalem don't even know if they are afoot or horseback.

"What an awfull situation I was in back then." Elizabeth Taylor 

ON A POSITIVE NOTE

 "For oft times I use the power that the wicked have to perform My works and they know it naught." 2bc.ino 59: 67

Whereas I dreamed last night that Barack Obama touched my right arm and said that I will be a teacher during the thousand years of rest in the millennium.

And the first thing that came to my mind was that I do have the body of a college professor and not a construction worker.

Think EDUCATING RITA meets an IRATIONAL MAN.

I have always wanted to be that older guy who fucks his underaged students.

And I have always wanted to be an actor on the off season.

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PS EMMA STONE: I do have what it takes.

Next year in Jerusalem.

You can Google it if you dought me.

YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED.

 Too bad for you Senator Lindsay Graham.

Rhymes with the gray area.

The American military has given most of their ammunition to that endless neocon war in Ukrainia.

Thank God for the rightwing militia, otherwise we would be completely out of bullets.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I like my omletts wet.

Kind of like I like my breakfast stakes juicy pink.

I also like a slice of cinnamon toast with my coffee in the morning.

You treat me like a king, I treat you like a queen.

And your girlfriend too; God is no respecter of persons.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You need to spread your legs just a little bit wider.

Jesus is not that happy with you right now.

IT AINT GONNA BE PRETTY.

 According to the marred servant prophecy in 3 NEPHI 19...

We are going to have to shoot back after the niggers start shooting at us.

Not a lot of wiggle room in this REVELATION 12 prophecy.

"A contract is a contract." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS SENATOR GRAHAM: You are now wanted by the KGB because you have been urging the FBI to arrest patriotic Americans for the past two years.

What goes around comes around.

Which is the basic idea behind CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND and BURN AFTER READING.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE NEGRO.

 Obviously that giant white man on the NUGGETS was meant to be.

I wonder if he also likes to play baseball?

Not a lot of chit chat on him at ESPN.

"Sometimes you just have to keep your mouth shut." Elizabeth Taylor 

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SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

 I had to pray for an answer why my housemate spent $350 for his 1/18 SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT model car truck.

Whereupon I understood why the bride ran off with the bandit in the 1977 movie.

Obviously, she never received a sign or a witness that she was supposed to marry the sheriff's son at 2bc.info 46.

Think WEDDING CRASHERS meets RUNAWAY BRIDE.

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JANE FONDA IS STILL A COMMUNIST.

 I guess I'm not always right.

Year's ago I thought that she had repented of her sins.

But there she is now blaming white men for climate change, instead of giving God the glory at ISAIAH 50.

Passion is the enemy of precision.

"Sometimes they're so go looking that you can't resist." Elizabeth Taylor 

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DODGING THE TRUTH

 Our holy lady who founded Benedictions of Mary, Queen of Apostles, never aged after she died at 95 four years ago; for a Divine counterpoint to the Satanic Nuns of Perpetual Indulgence.

Who are already dead.

Let me guess, the DODGERS baseball team is owned by a pack of backstabbing Jews who can never make up thier minds.

Howard Stern.

She died south of St Joseph for the lost ten tribes of the Josesphites.

She died north of Independence, Missouri because that is the heart of Zion in the New Jerusalem.

"You are dead." Jesus Christ at 1:02 am this morning.

I would just add, you're ass is grass.

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PS JEREME SHELTON: It's still too early to say how well the MARINERS are going to do this season.

But I can tell you this much. 

The Jews, queers and niggers are about to get run out of town.

Seattle is just too white for that crap.

SHE'S HAVING A BABY

 "And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars: and she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered." REVELATION 12: 1-2

The sun represents the celestial kingdom.

The moon represents the two lesser television kingdoms in D&C 76.

The twelve stars represent the twelve tribes of Israel.

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2BC.INFO NOTES: Let me take care of this one for now. God knows we need the money.

THE BABY HAPPENING IN REVELATION 12

 It's no coincidence that so many A listers want to have a baby at the same time today.

"You don't get to be one of them unless you are one of us." Jesus Christ, 6:26 pm, May 26, 2023.

Never forget that Bruce Willis.

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TAYLOR SWIFT WANTS A BABY

 Looks like I'm going to be a pretty busy boy next year.

Double down on that if I have to take care of Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend.

Nothing better than having someone else cook your dinner while I'm hanging around the pool in my bathrobe.

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LAST TANGO IN EDMONDS

 Can't wait until I make my big return.

All things considered.

Area Code 310.

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MILEY CYRUS WANTS A BABY

 Talk about being two places at the same time.

Back when I was growing up in Seattle, they called that pulling a train.

Then when they packed me off to Italy, I finally understood why Mussolini made the trains run on time again.

Make America great again.

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EMMA WATSON WANTS A BABY

 I woke up today after Jesus told me that she wants a Jesus Christ godfather baby in INDIANA JONES 5.

Then He told me that we should hook up at a certain secret Bed and Breakfast on Bainbridge Island.

Not this year, but next year.

"Women have a right to think about it. " Elizabeth Taylor 

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GOODBYE TO YOU

 Don't you just love all of those popular songs from the 1980s?

"The media hated Ronald Reagan too..." Rush Limbaugh 

The Jewish media naturally.

"The Jews are liars!" Adolf Hitler 

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PLANET OF THE APES 2023

 As you well know, the negro animal will trample upon the human being rights of the white lost tribes of Israel for 42 months in REVELATION 11.

Something had to happen.

May 2024 being the last month in the above prophecy.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The signs are indicating that this fall will be the mushroom harvest of the century in northern California.

YOU HAVE TO QUIT IT.

 Last week I dreamed that Courtney Cox was very into me.

But she still was not willing to leave her family and friends for me.

"She didn't know what she was missing." WILD AT HEART

P.S. Jennifer Aniston, got any birthday party plans for your friend next month?

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Do not get distracted by the things of this world.

I would also like to pull your pants down.

THE FINGER ON THE BUTTON.

 "There's the button." Jesus Christ at 10:04 pm, 5.23.23

PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's response to Ron De Santis was that he will have a better finger on the red button.

Remember, no.45 never started an endless war in his first term.

"Always play offense." Rush Limbaugh 

Oh yeah, WW III will not be one of those endless neocon wars that never comes to a final conclusion.

"You have to hit it and quit it." CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM 

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THE TEMPLE OF DOOM

 It was five years ago when Granny Grass called me from upstairs and said that a guy was standing next to her chair.

Having just watched INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, I asked her what he looked like. Upon which she said that he was wearing a hat.

So I showed her my DVD case with Indiana Jones on the case and asked her if he looked like that.

And she said yes. Still thinking that he was one of my many gay lovers who perhaps was upstairs just getting a drink from the fridge.

Therefore in the INDIANA 5 movie trailer we see the sacred time dial of the physical transfiguration. 

The movie star himself looking rather 35ish in some of the scenes.

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: The King County Fair opens on the third weekend of July in Enumclaw, Washington.

Queen.

PS RON DESANTIS: There is a reason why you look like Burt Reynolds from certain angles in SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT.

And that's a good thing.

All things considered.

GOD IS OFFENDED

 "When you see the abomination..." MARK 13:14

You are royally screwed.

So when I walked by TARGET's abominable display today, Jesus said "What an offense."

Which is why I support the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man in 2024.

Who is always on offense. 

Unlike DiSantis who usually just plays defence.

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PS TINY TIM: Less hormony, more divisiveness.

PS DAN BONGINO: Congrats on your second anniversary. Hope you have at least 12 more months to go.

Never forget; the prophets say that WW III will be short and bitter sweet.

Yet much bigger than the first two.

Michael Medved.

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR JELLO.

Rhymes with hello.

 When we become as Gods we will be able to personally communicate with more than one individual at a time.

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PS BRAD PITT: As you know, vampires never sleep.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Yes, I am for real.

PS DAN BONGINO: I bow down before you.

You are my Othello.

And I like the idea of you getting into the feature film series streaming business.

AUSTIN POWERS: III

 Joe Biden will be at the G7 summit in Japan on Wednesday.

In Divine confirmation of the prophetic elements in AP: 3

Don't forget, this was the one where the henchman had to lie down and play dead just because he didn't have a name tag.

Tough sub.

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PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: Yesterday at 8:15 am, Jesus told me that you will be my wife.

It's not as if I have my hands full already.

Oh well.

"There's always room for JELLO." Bill Cosby 

KISS OF THE BLACK SPIDER WOMAN

 Karine Jean-Pierre has been sporting the black spider haircut lately because she thinks that it scares white people.

Which is one of the reasons why Jesus Christ is coming back again in 2024.

"Fear is the major motivator in politics." Michael Moore

I'm out for trout this spring too dude.

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PS FOX NEWS: There is no such thing as a government default.

Don't believe everything that you read in the newspapers.

PS BRAD PITT: If you agree to be the next James Bond it will take 4 weeks to write and shoot it. So you might as well make it a two for one production.

No reason to put yourself on hold for a month right now while you decide which movie to make.

The biggest problem is who should be the director.

Hear tell that Sofia Coppola has an opening in her schedule.

JAMES BOND IS A VAMPIRE WHO NEVER DIES.

 What did I say about the above movie franchise needing to get a fresh new look.

Ever seen a vampire movie where the undead guy wears a gun?

I haven't either.

Something to consider when you are writing your next 007 screenplay.

Woody Allen directing?

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TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT.

"The Jews are animals!" Adolf Hitler 

America will not know what she stands for if God doesn't take her to the limit.

Are we anarchists or are we civilized human beings?

According to the bestial 666 Jews, it's the former.

According to the more righteous Ephraimites, it's the latter.

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AMERICA IS BEING TESTED.

 Jesus only wants to have a tested people take over America in 2024.

Wherefore if you are not for him, then you are against him.

Not a lot of diversity happening in this biblical concert.

"I will separate, and separate, and separate..." Jesus Christ

"The Rebupicans are white supremacists!" Nancy Pelosi

You don't say.

Ever seen a black acter in a David Lynch film?

There are a few of course, but they are far and few between.

See every Coen Brothers movie that was ever made.

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AIRFORCE TRUMP

 Obviously PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's private 757 represents the solf landing of America in 2024.

But the next time around it is going to be a much harder landing.

"We have to take much more drastic measures." Sarah Palin.

Oh yeah, in the last days a woman will campus a man.

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AMERICA GOT THE HORNS IN 2020

 "The Jews are fornicaters!" Adolf Hitler 

Obviously it became official today.

 Have you ever seen a more non looking Jewish white guy in your life than John Durham?

Who looks like one of those execution judges straight out of central casting in a 1950s Hollywood cowboy movie.

The only thing that is missing is the hat.

"Passion is the enemy of precision." ZERO EFFECT

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PS DAVID LYNCH: I hope and pray that you are working on WHISTORIA right now instead of lying in bed dying from lung cancer.

Have not seen you around town lately.

PS RENEE ZELLWEGER: When I walking out of TARGET today, you were walking in holding onto the hand of your daughter.

THE CRUCIFIXION OF HOWARD STERN

 Guys like Michael Medved and Howard Stern have had to suffer for 42 months in order to understand that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is going to save them from their neocon political sins.

Talk about masturbation.

"The Jews are very childish!" Adolf Hitler 

Guess we are going to have to do something about that problem.

Aren't we.

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PS BRAD PITT: I would never cast you as James Bond if you looked a day over 50.

Of course, the Bond girls would have to look like teenagers.

LET'S GET IT OVER WITH

 These were the last words that my grandmother said to me in Lake City, Seattle.

Truer words were never spoken.

As I walked out the door to see BABETTE'S FEAST at the SEVEN GABLES THEATER.

Circa D&C 58.

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PS CALIFORNIA: According to the SIDEWAYS prophecy, we all have to die in order to become born again. 

See every blood transfusion vampire cult movie that was ever made.

Especially the ones made in England.

THE NEW JAMES BOND

Sure.

The last James Bond made over $1,000,000,000 per picture, and all the girls dragged their boyfriends to see him in a live movie theater.

But now it's time for a more gay bond with a better sense of humor.

Now that ratings don't matter that much anymore to the Jews.

Some uber handsome guy who has a more interesting Nazi edge to him.

And yes, Brad Pitt does have a pitch perfect British accent.

George Clooney as the charming American villian tourist guide based in Edmonds, Washington?

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IT'S NOT ALL GOOD

 "The messenger of evil has come to our house." Marlon Brando 

Right after his son shot that bitch in the head on his father's sofa.

For whatever it's worth, he did it right after he fucked her.

His main arguement in court back then was that he didn't mean to do it; he didn't know the gun was loaded, yada yada.

By the by, I never fuck a wife if my own gun is not fully loaded.

"I never became a lesbian because there was no payoff." Carrie Fisher

That was then, this is now.

"I got the balls if you got the game." Jesus Christ, 4:19 pm PST, today.

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THE SECOND COMIMG OF HOWARD STERN.

 This is the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Who had white skin and blue eyes you know.

You can not be a real Nazi if you have dark skin and brown eyes.

2+2 does not equal 5.

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BRAD PITT IS ON BOARD

 The Hollywood A lister has just announced his new brand called GARDNER GIN.

Gin and tonic anyone?

In confirmation of my prophetic figure in BEING THERE.

By the by, I do not drink gin, or vodka, or tequila or any other of that other rot gut.

I only drink the holy water from Scotland because Jesus has given me a temporary 007 licence to kill for 42 months.

Then it's back to the salt mine in Utah.

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PS BRAD PITT: How about a one off as the new James Bond?

Mel Gibson directing?

Two Bond girls for every boy naturally.

They definitely have to do something to freshen up the franchise. 

They already tried this, but it didn't work out that great.

Artistly speaking.

"Third time is the charm." Elizabeth Taylor 

A HOWARD STERN EXCLUSIVE

 What the hell happened to you?

Obviously, you married some tall blond Jewish woman who got her hooks into you.

Whatever.

When Stern interviews Jesus Christ on satellite radio this fall.

You will know that the 2024 election is over.

Talk about "the big guy" on Hunter Biden's computer.

October surprise.

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HE'S PROBABLY FUCKING HER.

 Why in the world would Ion Musk pick some social justice Jew cunt to run TWITTER?

Granted, she does look very fuckable.

But who is fucking who in this new deal?

"You are playing a dangerous game." Naomi Watts in MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

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PS ION MUSK: Less showing off to the ladies.

NAME THAT JEW

 What a great idea for a game show after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP gets reflected in 2024 and the Nazis take over America.

Obviously it's now spring time for Hitler.

Who wants to be ruled over by a bunch of niggers, queers and Jews anyway?

Obviously not a majority of the white voters.

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I LIKE THE GIRLS

 Especially when one of them pokes her wet finger into my butt while I'm fucking her sister.

And then she moves it in and out.

I know, that's pretty gay.

Just wait until Howard Stern interviews PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on the radio.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

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KRISTEN STEWART IS MINE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

 Not to be confused with women who don't like to fuck real men.

The kind who don't care what their wives do in their spare time.

"Call me anything, but just don't call me late for dinner."

My late father's famous last words to me in 2005.

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PS DAN BONGINO: Violence and bloodshed is justified when we are defending our families.

Time to over stock up on the ammo boys and girls.

Because your stupid ass neighbor never saw what was coming.

WHY DID WE HAVE TO WAIT THIS LONG?

 Well, according to the revealed Word at 2bc.info, they had to fill up their cup.

In order that the rest of America's naive white christian mormons may understand what is happening.

Not to mention the Catholics.

"My hands are tied behind my back." Jesus Christ

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THE JEWS ARE SCREWING US.

 The President of America is a thief. 

His AG is a filthy Jew.

The FBI is run by a dirty Jew.

There is a corrupt Jew who is investigating the tall blond Jewish man in DC.

The Jews run Hollywood.

"The Jews own all of the newspapers." Adolf Hitler 

Talk about a superior white race.

Have you ever wondered if you are at least half Jewish yourself?

Think Bill Maher meets Will Ferrell.

Too clever by half.

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DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO SAVE AMERICA.

 Sorry about that.

But Ion Musk is going to give us the money to buy that little white Baptist church in Edmonds.

"You have to start somewhere." Jesus Christ 

Next weekend in Jerusalem.

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NEVER TRUST THE JEWS.

 No wonder Adolf Hitler terminated 6,666,666 of them.

Actually I do not believe that number.

Probably half of them escaped and went to Amerca or either Israel.

"The Jews are very smart." Adolf Hitler 

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THE STATE OF ISRAEL

 After the 42 months prophecy in REVELATION 11, nothing is going to be the same anymore in America.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too." Elizabeth Taylor 

Taylor Swift 

Is it OK with you if I fuck Miley Cyrus and lick off her girlfriend while you are watching us?

Feel free to help me off at any time.

"I can't do it by myself." MULHOLLAND DRIVE

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SHE'S A WHACK JOB

 PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was convicted of sexual harassment on the same day of my motorcycle girl gang dream.

What's next?

The DOJ is going to indict him for anything that they can come up with next month?

Maybe based upon news reports at the NEW YORK TIMES and the WASHINGTON POST?

Talk about having a solid case.

"Do me a solid." SEIGNFELD 

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PS THE FBI: The signs are telling me that you are about to bust open another serial killer case.

Wish that it were not true.

We have enough problems on our hands as it is.

"See you on the weekend." Jesus Christ 

TIME KEEPS ON TICKING INTO THE FUTURE.

 Ever heard of that local Seattle band called THE STEVE MILLER BAND?

Who used to practice in their garage next door to Bill Gates in Medina.

"You can only enter into hell from the gate." Jesus Christ 

No wonder that my long lost friend Ken Keisler is now selling iron gates and fences made in Russia.

You don't get to be me if you are not me.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: How does $10,000,000 sound to you? I know that you don't need the money. But we are going to have to do something about your crazy sister who keeps asking you for money.

And don't give it all to her at once. How about 500k a year for the next 20 years?

PS KRISTEN STEWART: I'm now thinking you playing the naive American tourist in Florence, Italy in HANNIBAL LECTOR 1973.

She would have to have a certain appeal about her to make the part believable.

Casting is directing.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAST JEW

 FOX is a Jew run operation.

So they shit canned Tucker Carlson in the same way that they suddenly terminated Roseanne Barr's hit show at HBO.

"We don't care about our ratings." Said that same Jew fuck who replaced David Letterman.

Big wow.

That was then, and this is now.

"We are now facing a war on two fronts." Benjamin Netanyahu 

Too bad for you

The right wing internet has replaced the left wing internet.

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THE BIG FUCK YOU.

 Sorry Charlie, I like lesbian cowgirls too, but I hate the drag queens who are perverting our innocent children.

Not to mention women's sports.

"You shouldn't pretend to be somebody that you are not." Elizabeth Taylor 

You are so fucked up on this one.

If I were you, I would buy a remote log cabin in Montana and stock it full of canned food and firewood.

Don't forget the solar operated shortwave radio. 

Time to get off the grid girl.

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PS ION MUSK: Ms Theron has about 9 more months to stop returning your phone calls.

They don't call Jesus Christ the match maker for no reason in FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.

Courtney Cox for sloppy seconds?

You could do a lot worse.

IN MY DREAMS

 In my dream last night, I was standing on the curb in front of TRADER JOES, patiently waiting for my ride.

When a gang of motorcycle girls roared up to me and asked if I had seen Ms Amberson.

Whereupon, I told the leader of the pack that she looked like Charlize Theron.

And she replied, "I am Charlize Theron."

Big wow! Lesbians scare me so much.

Anyway I said no. So they just road back onto the highway.

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PS FOX: "It's never to late to say you're sorry." Elizabeth Taylor 

Of course, there would have to be some major changes made in midlevel management.

"You can always blame it on someone else." Elizabeth Taylor 

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Every Jew in America who supports Benjamin Netanyahu also supports the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man in Jerusalem.

A man has to know his limitations.

ALLEN, TEXAS

"I don't know who my audience is." Woody Allen 

Obviously.

One of the best casting choices in his life was Selena Gomez.

Who according to FOX is a white supremacist Latino who wants to kill Jewish mall shoppers.

So now he needs to step up and make a fuck film with me in Edmonds, Washington.

Co-starring my wife Nicole Kidman. 

After her shrimp dies naturally.

How tall was her last boyfriend anyway?

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I WILL EAT YOU.

 I also will lick clean your butt hole in 2bc.info at 2BC 41.

Who wants to get their pubes all stinky when you fuck your wife from behind at 2bc.info 41:11.

Maybe that's why I like Kristen Stewart so much. 

Seems like she is always fresh and out of the shower every time that I fuck her.

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NOT EVEN FOX NEWS CAN STOP ME.

If the Republicans don't do anything about the budget next week, around 17% of the government is going to shut down

And you know what that means.

No more tourist guides by lesbians in YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK.

I do have a thing for them, just as long as they are not too fat and too old and too ugly and too angry.

I do like them young and hard and friendly.

Call my crazy.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: How did your weekend go?

Girls can be so stupid.

At least you have me to rely on next week.

YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR OWN WHITE BABIES.

 There is nothing wrong with adopting a few negro children who represent your future house slaves in the KINGDOM OF GOD.

But just remember, that that revelation that Spencer Kimbal received about the negro Prieshood in the 1970s came from below, and not from above.

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PS BILL GATES: Keep buying up all of that farm acreage. We are going to need it.

Obviously you are on an inspired mission from God.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: Have you ever thought about having a baby with Ion Musk?

No wonder you never return his phone calls.

HOW TO GET OUT OF A HEADLOCK

 First you stomp on his foot and then you back kick him in the nuts.

Then after he falls down, you stomp on his head like a pumpkin.

Will Ferrell.

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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Yesterday God gave me a sign that you were spending too much time at the shrimp bar in New Orleans.

I like shrimps too, but just not that much.

Goes very well with a cheap $20 bottle of Washington State white wine.

Just as long as you use enough of garlic butter.

9 DEAD AT THE ALLEN TOWN PREMIUM OUTLET MALL IN DALLAS, TEXAS.

 Do they even have factory outlet malls in England?

I have been looking for a few wool shirts made in England lately.

Which are almost impossible to find these days.

Whatever, my frequent dreams about Woody Allen must mean something.

Three of them in the past week is very unusual.

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DAYS OF THUNDER

 "...like as a tree that is smitten by the vivid [dream] shaft of lightening." D&C 85: 8

We have been in a headlock by the devil for almost 42 months now.

As confirmed by that Ex Marine who put the subway nigger in a headlock on the eve of my proxy coronation; just like my older first born brother did in D&C 85. 

And then he died while watching THE LATE SHOW a few days later while sitting on my sofa thrown. 

Living right across the 520 Hwy from the MICROSOFT campus in Redmond, Washington.

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PS GISELE BUNCHEN: I don't know exactly what you are trying to do. But I sure like what I am seeing.

"Seeing is believing." Rush Limbaugh 

PS PRINCE WILLIAM: You will become the next King of England before you even ever imagined.

I come in the night like a thief.

"Do you want to get your stuff out of my locker?" NAPLOEN DYNOMITE

I AM FORMULA 1 RACING.

Forget about MELLOW YELLOW.

 Last night I dreamed that Brad Pitt was much more handsome and younger than me. 

And we both have a cock that is around the same size.

But the new more age appropriate girl in the HBO movie still wanted to get with me.

I know, I look much younger than I do for my age.

By the by, I also had a dream last night about Courtney Cox.

I didn't see that one coming in my rear view mirror.

"Age is just a number." Hugh Hefner

Obviously, a company like HBO would only have enough cash money on the barrel money to deal with a guy like me.

Hopefully, it's going to turn out to be more of an interesting Fellini movie thing than a piece of crap multiplex Spielberg thing.

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THE SPIRIT OF PROPHECY.

 It's all true.

The American people who believe in Jesus Christ are going to win the post 42 months election in 2024.

Sorry about that Michael Medved.

The spirit of prophecy is the testimony of Jesus Christ in REVELATION 19.

Next year in Jerusalem for sure.

By the way, how is your brother doing lately?

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PS MR NEGRO: Enough with those scary haircuts that make you look like a giant spider.

Tomorrow is the May 6 anniversary of the White Horse Prophecy.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN.

 Ever seen this 1980s movie before?

This is where I come from.

Back when there were no iPhones, and not even any flip phones.

Doesn't look like the stubborn Jews are even going to budge an inch at THE NEW YORK TIMES.

"The Jews hate us!" Adolf Hitler 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: If the man wants to make love to you from behind, you have to spread your legs very wide.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE JEWS.

 Dan Bongino says that we just have to vote all of them out of office.

I'm not so sure now that that is a realistic option.

Look what happened to Carlson Tucker at FOX.

Next year in Jerusalem for sure.

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THE JOY OF SEXISM

 "And ye shall know that I am the Lord, when I have opened your graves, O my people, and brought you up out of your graves." EZEKIEL 37: 13

This is the physical transfiguration.

Me 29, you 27, eventually.

Think STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER meets SKINNY LEGS AND ALL and HALF ASLEEP IN FROG PAJAMAS.

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LIBERTY COUNTY, TEXAS NOTES: Obviously, the devil told him to do it.

Kind of like FOX firing Tucker Carlson.

Which would be like NBC firing Johnny Carson back in 1985.

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT KEIRA KNIGHTLEY TODAY.

 Wherein she was wearing an England red dress and singing a song of Joy.

Amazing stuff.

Perhaps she is stuck in a stale marriage and wants to get out of it and fuck me instead?

Or maybe she still loves her husband very much. But she is getting bored to death with her situation and is praying that her "one hit wonder" husband will do something about it to spice things up.

Meow.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: Don't walk away from me baby. That would be the worst mistake that you ever made in your life.

I DON'T DO THIS FOR FREE.

 I know where this is all going.

I'm eating out Miley Cyrus while her girlfriend is humping on my cock.

That kind of thing.

Before they cater in our diner naturally.

Yesterday is was trout almondine, today it is poached salmon with hollandaise sauce.

I'm thinking that tomorrow it might just be cold cuts with mustard.

After awhile one has to slow down and come up for air.

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

 I guess that you don't believe in Jesus Christ?

Too bad, maybe you should live in a country that is not very christian; like China or Israel.

Look what they did to that naive fool John Birch.

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WHAT WAS HIS MOTIVE?

 If a Mexican man kills five innocent people, the last thing that I am interested in is what was his motive.

"You will never know that." Pee-Wee Herman

Of course, the Democrats are going to get killed in the 2024 election of the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man.

"Revenge is mine." Jesus Christ 

Fucking A, even that filthy Jew Michael Medved never voted for Donald Trump.

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PS ION MUSK: The sooner that you come out and endorse PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024, the sooner that America will get back on the right track again.

"It's never too late." Elizabeth Taylor 

WHY?

 Why did that baptised Mexican mormon kill those foolish five virgins nextdoor?

Especially the little boy who was of baptism age.

Obviously, he was no longer an active member of the LDS church anymore.

And then why did they catch him in Conroe?

Just outside of Cut and Run, Texas. Located just south of Willis.

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PS GOOGLE: People don't read my blog on the internet.

That would be way too dangerous.

Think AMWAY meets SHAKLEE, 1976.

A little overpriced maybe, but well worth it.

"You can always blame it on email spam." Ion Musk 

THE JEWS ARE GUILTY AS HELL.

 That's what Adolf Hitler would say if he was still around today.

But sadly there are not enough white skin Nazis in the Republican Party these days.

I guess that we are going to have to let PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP pick up the slack for now.

Maybe not this year. But certainly next year in Jerusalem.

By the way, that killer in Cleveland, Texas is a baptised mormon who believes that Jesus Christ died for our sins.

Wish I could say that much for Larry David.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: If you don't like to cook, you can always cater in the food from that little French restaurant on Montana Avenue.

Dont forget to order those little tender green beans.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: I will not stop fucking you until you tell me to stop it.

NEVER CHILL THE WINE.

If you are paying around $200 for a white wine, never put it in the refrigerator. 

Dont be like Drew Barrymore, who doesn't know which way is up or down these days.

Hell, you might as well just drink a chilled white wine from Chile for 6.99 a bottle.

And even some of them are pretty damn drinkable. Just as long as they are cold enough.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: There is not a lot of margin for error in my life.

You either got it or you don't.

Plan on being the co star in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL with Sienna Miller, directed by Gus Van Sant.

Now that I have barrel loads of cash money.

"Easy money baby." WILD AT HEART, 1989

YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY.

 Nothing in this life is free.

Especially if you wanted to fuck one of your slaves' daughters back in the 1800s, but you were too cheap to even give her father $100 for the experience.

"You have to pay one way or the other." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: Don't worry baby, my credit is AAA rated these days.

Back in the 1990s it was above average. But now it's off the charts.

My word is gold.

PS DREW BARRYMORE: I saw your new magazine at the checkout line at TARGET.

Obviously you are no Martha Stewart. I bet that you don't even know how to boil water.

FARMER JONES

 That massive pile on in Farmersville represents Bill Gates buying up billions in farm properties so that we will have enough land to give every one of our negro slaves 40 acres and a mule.

Plus, imagine how much it would cost to build a 4000' brick house for every one of our slaves who are breeding like rabbits.

We definitely don't need to have a negro rebellion on our hands.

Just look what happened to my great great great grandfather Daniel Relf down in New Orleans.

He thought that he could fuck the girls without even asking for their fathers' permission.

Fucking cheap skate. 

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A CASE OF AMMUNITION COSTS MORE THAN THE GUN THESE DAYS.

 Oklahoma will need to cut off their miltary supplies to the Biden administration after the 42 months nigger prophecy runs out in REVELATION 11.

Talk about state's rights.

The days of being an anti mormon Christian are over.

Baptisms for the dead anybody?

"Two girls for every boy." THE BEACH BOYS

Did you ever see a more clean cut looking bunch of guys from California back in those days?

Oh yeah, Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.

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DADDY HAS A BONER .

 No wonder it's always best to fuck before dinner.

Too much $200 a bottle of wine always makes the biscuit go limp.

And don't get me started with those $100 bottles of peated Scotch from Islay.

Three shots of those and you are done for day.

"Never let a girl down." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: I know that you fancy yourself as a serious historian. 

Whereas PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be the first President to win three elections in a row since FDR.

Remember, you still do not believe that you Jews crucified their Messiah.

Rhymes with media.

And you still do not believe that the European white people are Israelites.