Wednesday, December 28, 2022

ECCO

 Linguists say that Italian is the best language to learn first.

No wonder that I can understand 5 languages now, even if I can't actually speak them. 

At least I know what they are talking about.

But I have to admit, I'm not there yet with the Chinese. It's all gooblygood so far.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: If the bait is right, then the fish will take the hook.

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM NOW

 If not now then when?

All of this bullshit is going to come to an end by April 2024 anyways.

So you might as well make it look like it was your idea in the first place.

"Never be the first, and never be the last." Benjamin Franklin 

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I always let the girls come first.

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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIENNA MILLIER

 My birthday present for you this year is that you get to make any movie that you want to next year.

Courtesy of my business partner Ion Musk.

Money talks, bullshit walks.

I'm thinking STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER, but we can save that one for later if you have something else in mind right now.

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YOU DON'T TO GET FUCK YOUNG GIRLS IF YOU ARE NOT LIKE ME.

 Hey, whatever it's not onto me, it's unto Him.

My sex life is very satisfying for me right now.

But if God wants me to fuck a few more wives, then I will obey his will.

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GET READY, BECAUSE HERE I COME.

 There is no way that you Jews can stop the Word of God from happening in the 2024 election of the tall blond Jewish man.

Shit happens.

"Some of my best friends are Jews" Jerry Lewis 

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STILL TOO MANY JEWS AT FOX NEWS

 Putting PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on this year's biggest losers list says something about the network's remaining problems.

Given that he was, and still is, the best President of America in my lifetime. 

And I don't care who knows it.

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COLD AS A WITCH'S TIT

How else could you describe what is going on today in Washington DC?

16 months and counting until the return of Jesus Christ in CURD YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

Have you ever noticed that Larry David never does any tweets?

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Monday, December 26, 2022

WHAT IS NORMAL?

 "For they saw only the immediate rewards and pleasures..." 2BC 121: 7

No wonder that Jennifer Aniston has been married at least three times that we know of, not counting all of her live in lovers.

Hope to God that I can be the man who finally satisfies her needs to feel yong again.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART: I need you to fuck me and become pregnant with your Jesus baby in order to show the daughters of Zion how to do it.

I AM STILL TRYING TO GET BACK TO NORMAL.

 Normal meaning obeying the ten commandments and getting baptized for the dead in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost.

We can work on the rest later.

You have to start somewhere.

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THIS ONE IS FOR BRAD PITT

 After I get married to Miley Cyrus in the temple in Rome, I plan on having my honeymoon in one of your hotel resort suites in Albania.

God knows that you could use a little gossip publicity these days.

Getting married to a man is no longer that interesting to anyone anyone these days.

Fucking two beautiful young women at the same time is way more intincing now.

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SOLID AS A ROCK

"... for it is about to shine forth." 2BC: 121: 14

 Hey guys, would you like to have a beautiful wife who will never leave you in a thousand years?

Then you better step up and get with the program.

All women still want to look attractive well beyond their twenties.

And if you can't deal with that, then she will go someplace else to find it.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: A lot of Mormons like my brother Peter get freaked out by the revelations at 2bc.info because they think that they will have to give all of their money to the UNITED ORDER credit union. 



REAL MEN DON'T WEAR RUBBERS.

 She either gets knocked up the first time that you fuck her. Or she has to wait until the second time around.

Typically is doesn't take more than four times.

Have fun in the meantime.

You only live twice.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I hope that you guys are ready. Because daddy has a brand new bag.

PS JULIA ROBERTS: Last week I dreamed that by the end of this week you are going to be ready, willing and able.

PLEASE PRAY FOR JESUS.

 "I want to save you, but I can't do it all by myself." Jesus Christ 

See every guy out there who believes that he is Jesus, especially the ones who believe that they are the one mighty and strong in D&C 85.

The best way to sort them all out, is to see how many of them claim to be the marred servant in the prophecy in 3NEPHI 20-21. 

That's where the rubber hits the road.

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TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT WHO DO WE APPRECIATE

 No wonder I have a line up of young teenagers with tight asses who can't wait to have my Jesus babies.

"Everything comes to those who wait." Elizabeth Taylor 

God damn right bitch.

Don't forget, you are only allowed to fuck the girl if God says so by revelation.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Don't worry, God is never going to let you have everything that you need in this life.

PS NEWSMAX: It's not even close. 

Sunday, December 25, 2022

SANDRA BULLOCK IS THE FUTURE.

 After Sandra Bullock buys up enough investment properties in the San Juan Islands, it will become a de facto country that can mint it's own silver and gold coins when the USA government goes bankrup.


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I DIDN'T FIND WHAT I WANTED.

 However I did find a trailer for last year's CURD YOUR ENTHUSISM where Larry David is lying on the floor dead, and then he suddenly rises up and becomes born again.

If you don't believe it, Vince Vaughn even has a cameo in this one.

Kind of like the latest TWITTER leak, wherein there were so many Federal spooks wanting to get into the movies that it all started to get "dizzy".

Rhymes with Disneyland.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Don't worry you are going to be ok. Just as long as you let me fuck Jennifer Garner and that does not interfere with our eternal relationship.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: I have a sailboat movie screenplay with your name on it. The title of it is called Edmonds, Washington. 

I know, you still like having sex with the future KING OF NEW YORK.


THE DREW BARRYMORE EXPERIENCE

"...and all this when the angle shall sound the trumpet." D&C 49: 23

 Around five years ago I had a prophetic dream about lying in bed at my grandmother's house in Seattle. And up on the ceiling was a tv monitor where I saw Drew Barrymore in a US POST OFFICE uniform.

Now I know why.

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THE NIGGERS WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE IN APRIL OF 2024.

 "And that which I have promised I have so fulfilled, and the nations of the earth shall bow to it; and if not of themselves, they shall come down, for that which is now exalted of itself shall be laid low of power." D&C 49: 10

Easier said than done of course.

Whatever, if you have the faith you can move mountains and walk on water.

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THE SECOND COMING OF BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

 Yet most of the Jews still can't believe that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be elected again in 2024.

"Oh ye of little faith." Jesus Christ 

Talk about America being the New Jerusalem in the BM. And Mitt Romney et al are trying to do anything that they can to stop that from happening.

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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You got that covid poison injected into your blood in order that you would be an object lesson on how to get healed by the powers of Christ. 

In more ways than one.

Everything physical happens after the spiritual.

"They forced me to do it!" Larry David in CURB 11

Saturday, December 24, 2022

THE COLD HEARTED

"So was it the same with Mine ancient prophets, for few found women uncontaminated..."

2BC 121: 6

Forecasters are saying that Great Britain is also going into a deep freeze for two weeks starting next week.

Because pretty much all of my wives have contaminated their bloodstream with multiple 666 covid injections.

Which will lead to the blood cleansing ceremonies in their local endowment house of the Lord and their savior Jesus Christ.

Don't forget, you have to first die before you can enter into the physical transfiguration process.

"Everybody has to suffer and die, just like I did." Jesus Christ 

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PS LARRY DAVID: Be patient, I will be getting around to you in one of my next postings.

Meanwhile, keep wearing that FBI wind breaker jacket while you are walking around town in CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.


A SIGN FROM GOD

 "endeavoring to become debt free as soon as ye are able, so that the adversary have no power over thee to destroy thee when the economic troubles come upon this nation. Even so amen." 2BC 12O: 24

The historic blizzard hit America at the same time that Mitt Romney signed off on the 1.7 trillion dollar bankruptcy act, and the bogus January 6 communist committee put out their report referral to the corrupted DOJ.

Whereas, Jesus Christ warns us to be as wise as snakes, but as innocent as doves.

"You can't fight your enemy if you don't know who he is." Machiavelli 

He was Jewish of course.

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PS SARAH PALIN: You have my vote to be the handmaid of the tall blond Jewish man in 2024. 

Take for example the revealed Word of God to the Shakers in D&C 49. Think Miley Cyrus hooks up with Megan Fox in a three way with me.

PS LARRY DAVID: In the Kingdom of God, there is no such thing as the seven year itch. Maybe the seven days itch, but that's not the same thing.

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

THE WHITE HORSE PROPHESY ON 256TH IN KENT.

 Why do you suppose that it is located right across the street from the mormon church in Kent?

Just for a bit of context, this area is a major suburb full of white Russians.

I always knew that there were a lot of Russians living in the Seattle area, but I didn't know that there were this many.

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PS: Wherever you find more Russians than negros, you know what comes next.

"The Russians are going to take over the world before we do." Leslie Winn, 1967

JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE.

 This is the concept that will lead to the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man. While yours truly is having a great time fucking Charlize Theron in the flesh.

She always wanted to have a baby.

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THE KRISTEN STEWART EXPERIENCE

 Just the thought of fucking Kristen Stewart gives me goose bumps and puts a chill up my spine.

Probably because the Holy Ghost has told me that I get to have ten more kids. Not including the ones that I should adopt.

"You should always do your duty." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Can I get one of your Christmas cards too?

Those who support me get blessed in a billion ways.

THE ELON MUSK EXPERIENCE

 Evey day is now giving us more signs and hope that the tribe of Dan will bite the high horse in the heel and cause it to fall down.

Circa page 66 in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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Monday, December 19, 2022

VAMPIRES LIVE FOREVER

 No wonder that so many simple minded Christians view us mormons as the devil.

Hey, half of my old mormon buddies think the same way.

"The mormon church has become too christain." Joseph Smith 

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TO DIE FOR

 Gisele Bundchen has the look that I love. More handsome than pretty, and a body that is even more amazing from the neck down.

No wonder that Miley Cyrus and Kristen Stewart can't wait to hook up with me.

You don't get to touch something like that unless you have entered into the covenants of Israel.

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THE GIRLS FROM BRAZIL

 New pictures indicate that Giselle Bundchen is now in down Brazil, just waiting for me to come down there and take care of all of her needs.

Just like I did in the 1989 WILD ORCHID prophecy.

Count me in on this one.

Have gun, will travel.

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I LIKE MONEY, AND I LIKE SEX.

 Just so long as I keep my priorities in order of course.

Wherefore at 2bc.info it says that people who only believe in the spiritual will go to a place where there are no physical pleasures.

"Nobody wants to be where they are not welcome." Elizabeth Taylor 

You can count me out on this one.

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THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST

 The best two movies about the physical transfiguration are Andy Warhol's blood of Dracula and Frankenstein.

So stay tuned for the next episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSISM.

The one where Larry David gets assaulted by violent niggers who hate white Jews.

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Sunday, December 18, 2022

TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

 What do you got to lose?

You are in your 50s now.

And the only way out is through the physical transfiguration blood transfusion ceremony  at your local mormon temple.

Talk about having baptisms for the undead.

"Yeah, really." Dr Evil in AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

"You can't take it with you." Elizabeth Taylor 

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Your music has a way of changing people's lives. So how about one of your standard Christmass cards for my housemate, Jeff Bishop Evans at 754 Woodland Way, Kent, Washington, 98030.

Don't forget, he is the actor who will replace the role of Harry Dean Stanton in David Lynch's next movie.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Jesus wants you to have his baby.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE MORE MONEY?

 "For did I not previously state that those that bless him shall be blessed and those that curse him shall be cursed." 2BC 118: 8

Talk about a deal that you can not refuse.

SMOKING ACES meets WILD AT HEART, that kind of thing.

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THE SECOMING OF JESUS CHRIST

 Try if they will, try if they might, the Jews are not going to stop the second coming of the tall blond Jewish man this time around.

If you don't believe it, you might want to listen to him live on the Dan Bongino show tomorrow.

"I believe in Jesus Christ." Dan Bongino 

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PS MICHAEL KNOLLS: I believe that Bibilical plural marriage helps men control their sexual urges in the proper way.

THE DEVIL WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.

 Take for example me.

Who will be fucking Miley Cyrus while my other wife Kristen Stewart enjoys watching us do it in SKINNY LEGS AND ALL.

So what.

Now that I have the kind of fuck you money that Larry David has.

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LIKE A VIRGIN

 Both of us were virgins when we got married in the Provo temple on Nicole Kidman's birthday in 1974.

Wherefore, Elizabeth Hurley can take my virginity anytime that she wants.

"Easy go, easy come." Elizabeth Taylor 

No wonder I still got it.

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Saturday, December 17, 2022

ALWAYS FOLLOW THE MONEY

 That would be me of course.

Otherwise there is no way out for America.

"It's not like I need the money personally." Dan Bongino 

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: I never was a big fan of you, but if God wants me to fuck you, I AM is certainly up to the task.

I could do a lot worse.

PS PRINCESS DIANA: The blood transfusion ceremony in the temple is all about the physical transfiguration.

See every bloody vampire movie ever made by HAMMER FILMS.

DOXING THE DEVIL

 Now we know the exact address where the devil lives in Edmonds, Washington.

"I'll be right there!" AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY 

Too much too soon?

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HOWARD STERN IS BACK.

Now that Donald Trump has been reinstated on TWITTER, Howard Stern will also be interviewing him again on his flagging radio show in 2024.

Whatever it takes to juice things up.

"Did you hear that?.. He said Jew." Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL.

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THE GREEN RIVER KILLER

 Don't forget that it took years for the FBI detective in TWIN PEAKS to figure out who killed the pretty girls in Moscow, Idaho.

Lots of donuts and damn good coffee involved in this one.

For example, when I was making my blue velvet bed cover last night, the Holy Ghost said to me "Have a great day!"

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DOING BUSINESS WITH ABRAHAM

 "For did not My servant Abraham have followers who knew that if they blessed him, they themselves would be blessed?"

"And did not the Kings and Princes of the earth at that time honor him with gifts and wealth, knowing that they would be blessed an hundred fold for doing so doing?"

2BC. 118: 24-25

"You're money baby!" Vince Vaughn in SWINGERS, 1996

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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Happy belated birthday wishes from Jeff Bishop Evans at the TRIPLE CCC PLEASURE horse stables in Enemclaw, Washington, King County.

Friday, December 16, 2022

LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS

 "First, the rich and the learned, the wise and the noble;" DC 58: 10.

Take for example Bill Gates, who is already spending his billions on buying up farm properties in the heart of Zion. In order that he can donate them to the United Order; so that in the next verse the ordinary folk can receive their inheritances in the Kingdom of God.

"I don't want to be a billionaire anymore." Bill Gates

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THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION CLIMAX

 "But the hypocrites shall be detected and shall be cut off, either in life or in death, even as I will; and wo unto them who are cut off from my church, for the same are overcome of the world." DC 50; 8

This is the section about Mitt Romney voting for the deceiving Marriage Protection Act and the Inflation Reduction Act in the last days.

Meanwhile, Dan Bongino just announced that he will be moving on from his talk radio gig at the end of the 42 months period in April of 2024.

Job well done my friend.

By the way, you were spot on this week when you said that the communists at the NYT would hurt you if they could.

Which was Providentially confirmed when it was discovered that they were doxing Ion Musk and his family.

For no other reason than they wanted someone to put the hurts on him.

"The Jews are dogs." Leslie Winn quoting Adolf Hitler in 1969

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Sunday, December 11, 2022

THE SUN ALSO RISES

 Your dreaming if you don't know that Putin is going to set off two, not one, atomic bombs inside of the G7 paradise in REVELATION 17.

Hopefully he will use the clean ones and not the dirty ones.

Nobody wants a shitloaod of blowback in their life.

"I rarely say anything rude, because I just don't need the trouble." Elizabeth Taylor 

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THERE IS NO MORE RACISM.

 In the Kingdom of God, there will be no hate and jealousy.

And all 7 of your wives will learn to get along with each other.

Take for example Kristen Stewart who just wants to have a couple of my Jesus babies.

Rather than put up a big stink about abortion rights like Emma Watson.

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Saturday, December 10, 2022

AS THE WORLD CUP CONTINUES.

 Jesus says that he is not going to destroy Babylon until it's cup is completely full at 2bc.info.

Could be a bad thing or a good thing, depends on which way you look at it.

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IF ONLY

 Things are going to happen this weekend that are going to make a big difference in your personal life. 

And I'm not just talking about Edmonds, Washington.

Pretty much all of America is funky town.

"I moved to America in the early 1970s." Anthony Hopkins

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Friday, December 9, 2022

VLADIMIR PUTIN IS THE ONLY MAN NOW WHO CAN STOP JOE BIBEN.

 I wish to God that this was not true.

But desperate white people do desperate things.

See you next year in Jerusalem.

Especially if you live in Utah.

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HOW AM I GOING TO PULL THIS THING OUT?

 Well for one thing, Senator Grahan  is a white man.

Steven King.

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CRUEL AND UNUASAL POLITICS

 Last night I dreamed that Senator Ghram was the only one standing in the way of George Bush and Baback Obama.

The civil war did start in South Carolina. 

You can take the girl out of the county, but you can't take the girl out of the country.

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I KNOW WHO DID IT.

 My three beautiful young wives who were stabbed to death by a destroying angle in Moscow, Idaho represented me at 2bc.info.

Think ANIMAL HOUSE meets GOTCHA.

Not to mention MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

I like them young, and I like them hard and horny.

Oops, I did it again.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: I'm still having impressions of me fucking you and Charlie at the same time while Gwyneth Paltrow is enjoying watching us.

Thursday, December 8, 2022

THEY SET THE TRAP FOR THEMSELVES.

 In the scriptures it says that the wicked who set snares for the righteous will get trapped by them themselves.

See every DIRTY HARRY [chest] sequel that was ever made.

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ADOLF HITLER WAS A MAGNIFICANT MAN.

 My late stepfather Leslie Winn used to always say that to me.

Hey, every kid in this life needs a private family tudor.

I know, it costs money, but you just have to spend the money if you want to have the honey.

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THE MIDNIGHT COWBOYS

 Reportedly, the left-wing media is laying off thousands of staff because half of America is not buying their bullshit anymore.

Talk about the ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25.

Yet Michael Medved, George Bush and Barack Obama still persist.

"I used to be like that." Elizabeth Taylor 

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NOTE: My antihero in HANNIBAL 2 has a covid mask on his face.

I AM IS THE 7TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.

 Ion Musk bought TWITTER in order that the Jews will know and understand that the tall blond man is coming back for a second time.

The guy does have a weird looking face.

Looks are everything these days.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2022

ALWAS KEEP YOUR ENEMIES CLOSE TO YOU.

 This was the main Machiavellian theme behind HANNIBAL 2 made in Florence, Italy.

Talk about hiding in plain sight.

Everybody knows who I AM, but nobody wants to openly talk about me in public.

No wonder I will become baptised again in Fiorenza, Italia, Toscana.

"He had a certain style about him." Elizabeth Taylor talking about her 7th husband.

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I DON'T MAKE TV MOVIES.

 All of my movies will have to debut at that family owned independent movie theater in Edmonds, Washington.

Otherwise we don't have a deal.

"I dictate the terms in this life." Jesus Christ 

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PS HOWARD STERN: This morning God told me that this is going to be a bad week for the deep throat state.

PS SIENNA MILLER: I'm now getting warnings from Google that I should not make a follow-up to HANNIBAL 2 in Siena, Italy. Which just makes the movie more interesting and more sexy.

CASTING OUT THE DEVIL.

"Casting is everything when it comes to directing." Jesus Christ.

Sometimes when you are making an iPhone movie, you just have to sit back and relax and let the actors make up their own lines.

You can always edit it out in post production on your lap top computer.

This seems to have worked pretty good in the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM series on the HBO series.

Who would have ever believed it?

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I BAPTISE YE IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST.

 Some months ago I had a vision that the Evans Swimming Pool at Green Lake will be a major destination for Mormons who need to get rebaptised if they don't want to be excommunicated.

Post 42 months of course, half of whom voted for Joe Biden er all.

When I was growing up in North Seattle, they called that entire area east Green Lake.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: When I repent and become baptised again, I will lay my hands on your head and heal you of your mental problems.

Of course that's just the short end of the deal, but it's a good start for sure.

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

THE SUBTRACTIONS

 More and more it's looking like America is going to have to escaped 666 Babylon in REVELATION 17 if she does want to get destroyed along with her.

Talk about having a deal that you can not refuse in THE GODFATHER.

"I don't make deals." Jesus Christ 

"It's either my way or the highway." Sylvester Stallone.

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THE FAKE ELECTION AND THE FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

 Arizona's Sheriff Joe subcontraction out the forensic examination to three separate international forgery excerpts regarding Barack Obama's birth certificate.

And all three said that it was a cheap forgery.

Naturally the Jewish media completely ignored the computer laptop results.

Sound familiar?

"I don't care where he was born, it's a felony to post a forged document on a government web site." Sheriff Joe 

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THE MISSPELLINGS

 "I never could spell for a hill of beans." Joseph Smith 

Ergo God gave him an editorial assistant who was a very good speller, just as long as he would stick to the spirit of the script.

Don't forget, I gave up screenw9riting years ago when I became more interested in ham acting than writing.

Besides, I'm a pretty damn good one at it to say say the least.

"Sometimes a man has to know his limitations." Clint Eastwood 

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PS CHRIS WOOD: How was your birthday today?

Sunday, December 4, 2022

THE JEWISH INTERNATIIONAL COMMUNIST COMSPRISARSI.

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HOW COULD YOU JEW THAT TO ME?

 THE NEW YORK TIMES is still not reporting on the TWITTER files.

No wonder that America has a Jewish problem.

"Hollywood is run by the Jews." Marlon Brandon 

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Saturday, December 3, 2022

WHEN I BECOME THE MARRED ONE IN 3 NEPHI 20 & 21.

 Don't kid yourself. After I get my faced slashed and I start bleeding to death in THE BIG LEBOWSKI prophesy everything is going to change.

However "His life is in my hands." Jesus Christ 

And I get all the girls in the end too.

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AMERICA'S IS TOO FLEXICBLE

 America's new bomber with flexible wings symbolises her reliance on the solf arm of flesh to protect her too much from all harm and evil.

Whereas, the only thing that can really protect her is a hard and fast obedience to the word of God.

Which is not the kind of thing that Hillary Clinton er all goes for theses days.

"There are limits to what I can tolerate." Elizabeth Taylor 

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WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THE 1960S.

 Hillary Clinton said that we're not going back.

Probably because she has no clue about far we will be going back again.

The 1969s didn't even scratch the surface.

Guys with 7 lovers, that kind of thing.

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Friday, December 2, 2022

TIME TO DIE

 BLADE RUNNER

Stuff like this is why Ye was on INFO WARS wearing a black death mask.

Obviously you never see this kind of thing on the boring as hell mainstream media networks.

All of them are run by the Jews of course, including FOX NEWS.

"I love men with original ideas about life." Elizabeth Taylor 

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FASHIONABLE FASCISM

 6,666,666 Jews were killed by the first beast in REVELATION 13 because typically they go for this kind of stuff.

Now what looks that is coming their way this second time around.

Fool me once... It's your fault not My fault.

I know, I have a Jesus Christ complex like my protagonist has in NAPOLEON  DYNAMITE. 

But where else are you going to get the straight skinny these days?

Paul Nester.

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Thursday, December 1, 2022

THE JEWS ARE SCREWING YOU.

 Talk about the superior white race that nobody wants to talk about.

And most of them are secular liberals.

Guess it's time for a second crucifixion.

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I DON'T CARE.

 "I don't care!" Pee-wee Herman

Why should I care if you don't care?

"The Jews are phonies!" Adolf Hitler 

Hard to disagree with that fact.

"I'm a complete fraud!" Larry David 

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AMERICA IS NOT WATCHING OUT.

 America thinks that she can not fail because she can print all of the fake news money that she wants.

And there is nothing that the losesers on conservative talk radio can do about.

That goes for half of the Republicans too, who think that Dan Bongino is an idiot.

17 months and counting.

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AMERICA IS NOT LISTENING.

 Anyway you cut it.

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