She needs to confess and come unto Jesus and admit that she was fucking Joey on their lunch breaks.
And therefore she has to give most of her money to me.
Talk about paying for your sins during the 1260 years in the Joseph Smith bible.
The Catholic church being the best prepschool for Mormonism.
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The screenplay for THE NEXT BATMAN has already been pre-written.
The one where Ellen Page gets her tits cut off as my bat girlfriend.
That said, I hope she doesn't have any plastic surgery on her face.
Which was always what gave me such a hard on as I dreamed about sucking on my cock.
Think whatever you want to think.
Ellen Page got her tits cut off be-cause she knows that it would make me more attractive to her.
Whatever works.
Big boobs have never been my thing anyway.
Elizabeth Hurley being the exception that proves the rule.
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According to Michael, something really big is supposed to happen this fall in high school football.
Which usually ends around in November.
Seriously guys, who would you rather fuck?
A high school cheerleader, or an older NFL cheerleader?
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Howard Stern just revealed who his running mate will be in 2024.
At least the acter is a step up from the luke warm Mike Pence.
Who has made a career for himself as playing the jerk in so many Hollywood movies.
"Mike Pence seems to be a very honest and respectable man." Michael Medved
Yeah right.
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The negros are called spooks be-cause they are like children who are more sensitive to the promptings of the Spirit.
Unlike the stiff necked Jews, who are so smart that they don't need to listen to Jesus on the radio.
"The Jews believe that they are Gods!" Adolf Hitler
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One of the ways to take care of two of your wives at the same is demonstrated in that pornhub video where I'm fucking Taylor Swift in the ass whilst your other wife is eating her clit.
All things are possible in Jesus.
No wonder there are so many never Trumpers in Oklahoma.
Which begs the question, why is California not the most pro Trump state in the union?
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Reportedly, the blockbuster witness was coached 4 times in closed door sessions before she was ready for her big debut before the 1.6 committee on un-American activities.
"Too many rehearsals is the sign of a bad director." Orson Welles
"Many times, there are just too many directors on the same movie in Hollywood." Jack Nicholson
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The Jews, queers and niggers on Capitol Hill in Seattle are so spooked be-cause they know that the white men in North Seattle are about to come down hard on them.
Big time.
I know, half of them are Jewish and bisexual themsives, but at least they are not into letting their kids get brainwashed by their public school communist instructors.
Which are all being payed for by their sky high property taxes.
"We are being forced to finance our own internal enemies!" Mark Levin
"The capitalists will sell the rope to hang them." Cleon Skousen
Check out the schnoz on this one at wiki.
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The Russian Danites are about to remind Howard Stern why he was anti gay, once upon a time back in the 1260s.
Talk about mama burning her child's finger on the stove burner for a warning lesson.
"My father used to spank me with his belt." Jack Nicholson
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Believe it or not, it's still not too late to save Jennifer Aniston's amazing ass and pointy cone tits in the FRIENDS series.
All it would take is one little A-bomb; and she would come running back home to daddy.
Howard Stern.
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"It's a mystery that you're still around." The 2022 movie trailer for Julia Roberts' next level movie.
Talk about the pay or play deal.
Ergo, I don't give a shit if you want to be in my next film or what.
Just don't let the door hit you in the ass on your out in ISAIAH 22:22.
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God caused a strange looking and unknown white man to come from South Africa and become THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON in order to defeat the black man's curse upon the promised land in the BM.
"I punish those whom I love the most." Jesus Christ
I would only add that he throws the rest into the bonfire, even though he loves them too.
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Let the bidding began to buy out TESLA, in order that Ion Musk can get back to what interests him the most.
Like fucking those two young girls on his casting couch who want to be in David Lynch's next movie.
Even the same ones who live up the street from him in the hills.
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The Divine inspiration behind all of the STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER paperback books was for when I would need enough screenplays to keep all 7 of my wives happy as a clam at high tide.
"The script has to be very good these days, or I'm not that interested in doing it." Charlize Theron
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Read Seattle, a.k.a. 'Sea Town'.
Born on the written page in 1951.
Which was the last little thin book ever published by my REVELATION 10 forerunner in MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO meets EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES in Oregon.
Not to mention DRUGSTORE COWBOY meets TO DIE FOR.
No wonder that the most popular colors for TESLA cars in funky town are; white, red and black.
Question: "What is black and white and red all over?"
Answer: The WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
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When the Utah Mormons get rebaptised at my sister's house in Lehi, Utah, the Holy Ghost will descend upon them like a wildfire.
See every 1950s si-fi movie where the Hollywood Jews finally start believing in Jesus after something really bad happens in the last days.
"Nothing in Hollywood ever changes." Jack Nicholson
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Seems like the false Republican politicians on Oklahoma are going to remain in place until the devil himself decides to do something about it.
Don't laugh, even the bombing of that Federal government building in Oklahoma City didn't change things that much.
"There's nothing but queers and steers in Oklahoma!" AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN
Rhymes with Tacoma.
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Reportedly, the surprise witness for the 1.6 commitee today actually declared, under oath, that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP was acting "un-American" on that day.
No wonder that Woody Allen just told Alec Baldwin that the thrill is gone.
Hello page 66 in that little thin book entitle THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.
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Those illegals died off of the I-410 medicine wheel resurrection of Christ landmark in San Antonio, Texas.
In Divine confirmation of The Church of the First Born just across the borderline.
The 18-wheeler representing the traditional Hebrew number 18, which is representative of internal life.
Reports say that most of them were around the age of the physical transfiguration.
Mostly folks in their 20s and late teens.
Holy Moses!
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Whilst waiting for the shopper shuttle in Kent this morning, my mother's black De Ville limo drove by me.
Even the same one featured in THE FRESHMAN prophecy, co-starring Marlon Brando.
Wherein I rode up to FREDDYS and SAFEWAY about once a week in Bonney Lake for two decades.
Talk about a collector's car.
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PS JOE: Russia is going to kill off NATO because the wingtip lawers Jews are the ones who are behind it.
80% of whom support democratic fascism.
You don't get to be like me, who is pretending to be Jesus Chrits, if you don't pay me 10%, and not a penny less.
"I don't see anything wrong with the private deals that Hunter Biden made with China." Put/in
Nor do the Jews in the media for that matter.
"You get what you pay for." Andy Warhol, 1973
Howard Stern could not even get elected as the Governor of Washington State, because he is too open about his Jewishness.
Where if you are a Jew, you pretend that you are a white christian Lutheran.
And even that doesn't work most of the time.
What's next? The next Mayor of Edmonds is going to be a nigger?
Not to mention Medina.
Not in this lifetime.
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Back in 1290 AD, when the King of England declared that all of the Jews must leave London, England if they don't convert to apostate Christianity; half of them moved up to Scotland.
Which at that time was about as faraway as immigrating to the New Worl in 1619.
Obviously, the Jews are the superior white race.
Otherwise why would the white trash southern Ephraimites be so jealous of them in ISAIAH 11?
On the other hand, God gave the keys to Ephraim because Judah liked to fuck around and have too much fun all the time.
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White guys on the radio in Seattle, like Michael Medved, need to stop acting so silly just because the new US CONTITUTION says that the negro will go back into slavery.
Ever heard of a little book called the Old Testament?
"The arguments of today's conservatives are so thin." CNN
Whoever, "Blood is thinker than water!"
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AMTRAK is mostly staffed by negros.
Therefore the one between black Chicago and red LA hit a dump truck in the heart of Zion.
And even the white folks look pretty spooked in the iPhone videos.
"Nobody can look as spooked as Whoopie." Jack Nicholson
Casting is everything.
Especially after the latest SUPREMES court decision that will override the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
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After today's surprise 1.6 committee announcement, it's looking like the fire is starting to burn itself out.
Man did those spooks look especially spooked at the BET.
Meanwhile, funky town was experiencing a genuine ISAIAH 50 type climate change happening.
What's next? Governor Jay Inslee is going to start getting his boogie on, whilst driving around town in his classic gas guggling 1960s collectors car.
You know he has one, he's around that age.
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Holy shit, Batman!
That's right Chris Wright, everyone who believes in killing babies will be exposed in the last days.
And we will be shocked by how many of them are Catholics and Mormons who vote Democrat.
Talk about the Green River killer in TWIN PEAKS.
"Who would do something like that?" Mitt Romney
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By the term 'network' I'm talking about the secret combinations of the secretive Jews who like to play their dirty little games behind the scenes.
Take for example the red flag gun that was just signed by Joe Biden, right before he flew off to the G7 summit in Munich, Germany.
"Sometimes this shit just writes itself." Greg Relf, 2005
"See ya on the flip side baby." Jesus Christ
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Believe me you, you only get to be a huge success in Hollywood if that is a part of God's problem.
Think Nicole Kidman rubbing clits with Sandra Bullock on Whidbey Island in PRACTICAL MAGIC.
Which is ok with me, just as long as I get to watch.
Nothing worse than a wife who is fucking somebody behind your back.
"Honesty is the best policy." Rush Limbaugh
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Johnny Depp's X from Texas probably doesn't have the money that she supposedly owes him.
So if I were him, I would settle for some kind of a legal deal wherein she and her girlfriend have to come over to his house and fuck and suck him off once a month.
"I'd take that deal in a heartbeat." Ion Musk
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I know, I AM is not supposed to hog all the glory in my pretend roles as Jesus Christ in the movies.
But He has promised me a pretty nice slice of the action in 2BC 91.
I'll take 10% of that any day of the week.
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PS MARTHA STEWART: Now that my patients are not what the used to be, I just marinate my trout over night in a solution of MCCORMICK's garlic, herb and wine marinade.
Then I pour a spoon of melted butter with fresh diced basil over them on the plate.
The second coming of Jesus Christ is at the root of why the paranoid Jews are freaked out today.
"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Republican Party?"
Talk about the return of the red state scare.
Reportedly, Putin is in the KREMLIN war room right now.
Rhymes with Gremlin.
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America's Highway 410 region is experiencing a three day heat wave because Jesus was crucified and rose up from the grave in three days on 4.10.
Ergo, the three day G7 summit in Germany.
Not to mention Pride Weekend.
Maybe even the start of the open Wimbledon if you think about it, circa EZEKIEL 43:7 .
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PS LIZ CHENEY: "Heard any good jokes lately?" Pee-wee Herman
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: America is about to engage in a bloody civil war because of you girls in REVELATION 14:20.
PS JOHNNY DEPP: If I were you, I wound go easy on your exwife who owes you big time. Maybe work out a payment plan where she pays around $330 a month.
"You made your point, now what?" Jack Nicholson in THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE.
Last night I had a dream about Russia humbling all of these Jews on their high horses.
Think Bill Gates gets kicked in the nuts by Ion Musk, and he likes it.
Don't forget, there is another INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY organization out there called the G20.
"Competition is vital to having a prosperous and growing economy." William F Buckley Jr.
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PS LIZ CHENEY: "Why is there no competeing testimony on the 1.6 inquisition?" Paraphrasing Mark Levin
PS DAVID: The most that I can pay you in monthly rent for now in your basement bedroom is $500.
Plus, you get free access to all of my teenager girlfriends who are walking around the house half naked.
Just because they want to be in your next movie.
Hope you don't disappoint them.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: If you and I made a baby together, he would look like Paul Newman in HARPER.
"The Jews rightfully believe that everyone hates them!" Adolf Hitler, 1939
No wonder all of them still vote Democrat in America.
Therefore, the entire cast of SIENFELD is Jewish.
Only the most successful and profitable sitcome in the history of television.
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Nobody will ever be able to replace Harry Dean Stanton in the David Lynch movies.
Except for my new house mate of course, who moved in last summer from out of nowhere.
God works in mysterious ways.
"Maybe he likes me." Sienna Miller
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Sorry to keep harping on you.
Whilst everybody else in Hollywood is just kissing your ass.
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"Paul Newman is Harper." in the 1966 movie trailer for HARPER.
That would be me of course.
The name Newman in SIENFELD meaning someone who becomes a new man in the upcoming physical transfiguration in 2BC 58-59.
"Newman was the pain in the ass that the sitcom needed." Larry David
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"Tell me about it." GREASE
Be patient girlfriend, I AM is about to tell you all about it.
Money talks, media bullshit walks.
"What do the Jews at MEDIA MATTERS do with all of those free millions anyway?" paraphrasing Mark Levin
Think THE SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER meets the ACLU.
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PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Years ago the prophets among the lost tribes of Israel were told by God that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would appoint the 4 judges who would overturn ROE VS. WADE. I'm thinking it was around 2015 or 2016.
The last one being the catalyst that was necessary to inspire the other ones to either shit or get off the toilet.
Of course, the word abortion rhymes with abomination.
PS AMBER HEARD: You girls who lead us men into 666 captivity will go into 666 captivity yourselves in REVELATION 13.
Talk about being a prisoner of love in the original TWIN PEAKS tv series.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You might want to read through the entire STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER books to see if there is something there that still interests you.
"Makes no difference to me." Jack Nicholson, 1980
Sandra Bullock did the same thing in her Bonney Lake love shack movie. But it turned out to be just like her insufferable [defund the police] CRASH movie rip off.
The folks who killed Joseph Smith on June 27 were all white mormon Christian apostates who were repulsed by the Jewish bible's teachings about polygamy.
No wonder that the "Rocky Mountain Vatican" is still trying to hide the next level US CONSTITUTION in their secret archives, which was revealed to Joseph Smith back in his hay day.
"We can't tolerate this kind of thing." Mitt Romney
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PS BILL GATES: If you continue to say your morning vespers everyday, things will work out for the best. Just like they did in the HARPER movie trailer prophecy about me.
"Prayers work!" Dan Bongino
Maybe you noticed? Every TWIN PEAKS tv series has a happy ending.
Especially the ones where the girls get killed by the Green River killer sexpert who once worked in Kent, Washington as a truck painter.
Now we are going to learn who's who in THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO prophecy.
Which has always been a problem for Christians who are always waiting for the antichrist to appear on the scene.
When it says right there in the Bible that the antichrist is anybody who does not believe that the 2020 reelection of the tall blond Jew was stolen by the antichrist Jews.
Never Trumpers being the same thing as never Jesusers and antimormons, yada yada.
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"He's the best there is."
My mother told anybody who would listen that I AM is her sick son in the BRIDES OF DRACULA prophecy.
And we all know how gloriuosly that turned out to be today.
Kids walking into high schools and shooting dead the other kids in their class.
Talk about having unresolved anger issues in THE CABLE GUY meets ACE VENTURA: THE PET DETECTIVE.
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This legendary grass court happening relates to Granny Grass, who knew Queen Elizabeth II on a personal level.
"I know her." Granny Grass, 2017, Bonney Lake, Washington, Pierce County.
Know wonder the next level G7 event about WW III happens at the same time this year.
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NEW READERS: The #13 golf green episode of THE AVENGERS was a Russian spy prophecy about WW III.
Rhymes with the three woes in REVELATION 11.
Talk about today's paranoid red scare committee hearings in Congress.
Think THE FRONT meets TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN.
Don't laugh, seems like everybody on the 1.6 commitee is still convinced that Donald Trump was a Russian spy.
Especially the Jewish ones.
Jesus caused David Lynch to think about the 1960 song BABY IT'S YOU today.
Whereas some of the best fall mushroom hunting happens in the Enumclaw area because of the massive horse and cow fertilizers.
Tell me about it, funky town sometimes looks like a giant underground cave mushroom factory in the fall.
"Commercially grown mushrooms are way underrated." Martha Stewart, 2006
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PS ERIC JADERHOLM: It's ok if you let one of your wives suck off your cock every now and then. It's not the standard, but sometimes you have space out the pregnancy periods in the family.
"I have too many kids as it is." Jack Nicholson, 1979
Bill Gates' pyramid scheme to buy up all the surplus properties in North Dakota is inspired by the fact that when Sodom and Egypt finally falls, he will donate all of it to the United Order.
Talk about the Church of the First born in 2BC 58.
Read the Church of the Physical Transfiguration, during the abomination of desolation Mexican border invasion.
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My symbolic bloodhound named Trumpet won the crown at Westminster because SNOOP DOG will be endorsing PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2024.
Hear tell the mormon polygamist nigger mostly drives gas cars.
You never know these days, when everyone in the Jew media is talking so much smack.
Especially the fact checkers, most of whom are Jewish.
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More negative side effects from the covid injection mandates I suppose.
Whatever, the schizophrenic Freudian government of Israel died this week because 14 neocons voted for those new 666 gun laws in America.
Back in the 60s and 70s, they used to call this kind of bipartisan social behavior "neurotic".
Which rhymed with erotic.
Nowadays, they just call it transgenderism.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The unconstitutional 1.6 committee has validated every reason why the white people were so angry about the stolen election in 2020.
By the way, would you please stop seriously quoting articles from the NEW YORK TIMES, the WASHINGTON POST, and THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, er all.
Enough with that whole lying neocon Jew thing.
PS CARA: I hope it's true that you and Amber were caught on video rubbing each other up and getting ready for me to fuck both of you at the same time.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Talk about cars and trucks with no driver at the wheel.
This tall tale being about the future abomination of desolation in DANIEL 9.
Don't forget, after there are no more iPhones, people are going to have to go back to a public theater if they want to see a movie.
And if they want to see a doctor, they'll have to look one up in the yellow pages with a Jewish name.
"Jews make better doctors, Ephraimites make better dentists." Yourself truly, 2002
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Even a remake of EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES is an option.
Miley Cyrus co-starring?
I'm guessing that most of her INSTAGRAM followers have never even seen the original movie.
"Today's kids are so uneducated." Michael Medved
The man does have a rather strange looking face.
Obviously, God made him look that way in order to become a forerunner to the marred servant prophecy in 3NEPHI 20-21.
Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity for my next movie.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Of course you get final cut rights in your next TWIN PEAKS project happening in Enumclaw.
As if I had the time to even worry about such petty things.
That said, I would like to see Jeff Bishop Evans as some kind of a regular BUBBA HO TEP character in your new SHOWTIME series.
Never hurts to spice things up just for the ratings and the advertising revenue.
Now that we see both the Hispanics and the Asians abandoning the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY is becoming much easier to understand.
Especially the part about the red horse teaming up with the white horse in order to defeat the black horse.
What's next? Bill Gates is going to start voting Republican again?
Maybe even too Michael Medved?
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PS ION MUSK: Georgia has a long tradition of antimormon hostility. Which is why there are so many never Trumper Republicans down there.
"White trash." WILD AT HEART
Rush Limbaugh breathed his last breath on Paris Hilton's birthday because she was sitting on his face and not allowing him to breathe.
Ergo, I will get to fuck Ellen Page and her girlfriend too for trying to do the same to me on December 25, 2022.
Talk about getting a free ticket to go around the world in TWIN PEAKS.
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My rather thin screenplay for SKINNY LEGS AND ALL opens with me running my fingers through Kristen Stewart's hair whilst she sucks on my cock.
Whereas these kind of small little novels are best adapted into musicals if one wants to adopt them for the screen.
"People get bored pretty quickly if a movie has no point to it." Michael Medved
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I never saw a single episode of THE WEST WING, but I sure as hell know that everyone of them was about Kamila Harris.
It's gotten to the point now that I don't even have to watch the trailers to know what the shows are all about.
Cry me a river.
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Ion Musk's 18 year-old son wants to change his name and his sex because he is now possessed by a demon.
Now wonder that today's abomination of desolation is all in for this kind of thing.
Plus, he is a huge believer in electronic cars.
"The electric guitar killed the music." Bob Dylan
Jimi Hendrix being the exception that proves the rule.
Not to mention BB KING.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: The best movie that you ever made was DOMINO, bar none.
PS SIENNA MILLER: The best movie that you will ever make in this life will take place in Enumclaw.
In other words, the best is yet to come.
I get tears in my eyes just thinking about it.
David Lynch directing?
Ion Musk paying for it.
PS STEVEN KING: The Green River killer made Hannible Lecturer look like an amateur.
That taxi driver who fell asleep at the wheel and then ran over all of those Jews on Broadway and 29th was Divine confirmation of the BULLETS OVER BROADWAY prophecy.
Think SLEEPER meets THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.
Throw in DEATH TRAP and THE ODD COUPLE and you get the idea.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Joe Biden falling off of his bicycle was a Pee Wee Herman thing.
"I did that on purpose."
PS SALEM, UTAH: The book BATTLE FOR THE AMERICAN MIND is one of those books that was ghost written by the Holy Ghost.
This is the haunted house where I became of age in the 19666s.
And anyone who buys it will surely die from a very slow and painful death in the next two years.
"You don't want to get anywhere near me." Jack Nicholson, 1969
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Not a lot of rock ribbed conservative truck drivers are patrons of the opera.
But apparently they do still go to the small town movie theaters in Iowa and Utah.
"I don't know who my audience is." Woody Allen
True enough.
Whereas most of today's Jews on the upper West Side are still too afraid to even go out of their home theater condos these days.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You make me look sexy, I make you look sexy.
"Timing is everything in this business." Jesus Christ
Whereas, Jesus tells me that Ion Musk should now sell out his car plant in Texas to GMC er all for top dollar, and not for a penny less.
Then give all of that money to me, metaphorically speaking.
It costs a ton of money to even make a 1980s type movie for tv these days.
Not to mention a car that has no visible driver at the wheel.
Think THE INVISIBLE MAN meets SHADOWS AND FOG.
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PS ION MUSK: Today I was thinking about the song ELECTRONIC AVENUE.
God's symbolic curse upon the face of Justin Bieber is a blessing in disguise by my secret Jesus Christ antihero of the night in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
"You don't get to be like me if you don't pay the price." Jesus Christ
Ergo, his 666 creation always goes wrong in every [YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN] eastern European monster movie ever made in the history of Hollywood.
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The devil is raging because he knows that his time is short.
Ergo the restoration of Israel in EZEKIEL 38 etc. is what is really freaking out today's mainline christians like Matthew Machaunghey and Justin Bieber.
Never forget, they martyred Joseph Smith primarily because he was fucking two of his young sexy wives at the same time back in the day.
Lightyears before the spooks were allowed to go around saying 'motherfucker' etc. outloud at your local grocery store parking lot.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The final solution to America's Jewish homeless problem is extermination.
Book of Mormon style.
You can't have your cake and eat it too in BULLETS OVER BROAWAY meets MIDNIGHT IN PARIS.
I mean think about it, the Jews are willing to trash all of the above wonderfulness just because they hate Jesus so much.
PS BUD HARKCOM: They should be having an open house today on that for sale house on Woodland Way in Kent, Washington, King County.
The ten virgins prophecy in MATTHEW 25 explains why such handsome devils as Matthew Machaunghey are now haunting the halls of gun manufactures down in Brazil.
Trying to decieve them that 666 fascism is the answer to today's cultural rot in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
Even I was once fooled back in the 1990s to think that RUGER would never become a top brand machine gun manufacture.
Was I ever such a young idiot?
"It will take 10,000 BULLETS to kill just 1,000 devils in 2027." Jesus Christ
"You must shoot them in the head." Says the bland BBC reporter in SHAUN OF THE DEAD
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PS MEL GIBSON: They don't call Kent, Washington the south side of Chinatown, King County for no reason.
"Last one in is a rotten egg!"
I don't know what took him so long, but the governor of California finally decided to join the hot tub rebaptism party for the dead in EATING RAOUL.
Especially since the man is pretty good looking, plus he owns one of the best boutique gourmet red wine vineyards in Napa.
I'm guessing because Ion Musk left the land of the fruits and nuts and moved down to the Waco, Texas region.
So let me guess again, Waco will vote for Jesus in 2024 by about 55%
The numbers should be higher of course. But there are still just too many midnight cowboys and sunshine cowgirls down around that area.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: That piece by Wayne Root at www.thegatewaypundit.com explained why Jesus cursed Justin Bieber with a snarling look of contempt on his face.
Whatever, when I walked into SAFEWAY Thursday morning, you were walking in too along side of me.
PS SCARLETT JOHANSSON: Everthing that is happening on Woodland Way in Kent today is related to Woody Allen.
For example, last night our local police helicopters were flying real low over my neighborhood with loudspeakers that were blaring, "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
Fuck if I know what they were talking about, I was just trying to get some sleep.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Jack Nicholson
"So then because thou art luke-warm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." REVELATION 3:16.
Ergo, the S&P did 3,666.77 on the day of Ion Musk spouting the virtues of having bland middle of the road opions in LOST HIGHWAY meats EATING RAOUL.
"The Republican party has become too extreme." Mitt Romney
"I would say that today's Republican party is not extreme enough in the defense of liberty." Newt Gingrich.
I would only add, so is the mormon church in salty Utah.
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PS HOWARD STERN: All of today's numbers on the 500 are about your $500,000,000 deal with the 666 mark of the devil in REVELATION 13.
[Michael just said "January".]
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: My "rambler" shag pad in Kent, King County, Washington just came up for sale for a cool one million; only a few doors down the street from me on Woodland Way.
See ya on the flip side baby, listed at no. 1942550.
"Blue skies and sunshine forever!" TWIN PEAKS
"I had her number from the start." Jack Nicholson
"I think TWIN PEAKS is all about competing dualities. Right and wrong, black and white..." Stephen King.
So will it just be me role playing Judah and Ephraim, who is lying dead in the street by proxy in Kent for three days?
Why not? Nobody else in Hollywood seems to be that interested in the role these days.
For example "Money isn't everything." Bruce Willis.
But I would only add that this is not true if you don't have any money in LIVE AND LET DIE.
"Desperate people do desperate things." RIHANNA
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PS NPR: Pense should have blocked the Jews from robbing the 2020 election.
But just like today's polite Mormons in Utah, he was more interested in getting along with the world than obeying the Lord in 2BC 58-59.
I did not know that Mark Frost and David Lynch produced the 1992 documentary HUGH HEFNER: ONCE UPON A TIME.
Probably because I never heard of it before, until yesterday.
Talk about a cast of a thousand Jews back in 2020.
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Jesus cursed Justin Bieber with a frozen snarky look on his face because he would not listen to His marred servant's warnings about the 666 beast of covidism.
Even though I AM was such a huge fan, and I always wanted to make him a big movie star.
I just thought he had the look back then.
Plus, he was from Canada.
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The Jews eventually turned on Woody Allen after they found out that he was stabbing them in the back in such films as STARDUST MEMORIES and BULLETS OVER BROADWAY.
Not to mention his London and Paris movies.
But then things got even worse in his Spanish movies.
"Looks like Woody Allen has come out with another spaghetti western made in Spain." Michael Medved.
Talk about Joe Biden always adding insult to injury.
"Never rub salt in the wound." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS ION MUSK: I will be voting for the second coming of the tall Jewish blond man in 2024.
And his sexy polygamist wife Sarah Palin to boot.
And of course, you'll never see me driving around funky town in some gay ass electric car in this lifetime, nor in the next.
"We don't drive electric cars in Texas." Willie Nelson
PS MATTHEW MCCOUGHNEGY: I knew exactly what you were doing when you showed up in an electric SUV to support red flag gun laws.
Not gonna happen, this is America, not South Africa.
Nicole Kidman appeared in red velvet on the red carpet for all of those blood drenched scenes and themes in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.
Her being an example of one of those swollen face jobs that went horrifically wrong; but after about a year, the shock surgery settled down, and she actually started to look younger again.
Which was the original idea.
"Good intentions don't always work out the way that you intended." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS FOX JEWS: The 2020 election was not the real deal.
"Say it ain't so Joe!" Spike Lee
PS ION MUSK: The negros of South Africa are going to have to go back into slavery because they are the animals of the field in the 2BC.
"Jesus is with me." Justin Bieber
Plus, he's got a really hot 27ish wife to boot.
Therefore, the beaver is in the early stages of having weird face syndrome for his forerunner role in the marred servant prophecy in 3NEPHI 20-21.
And he still gets to look 29ish during the whole she bang.
I would only suggest that he wear a cropped beard that would hide some of his more unpleasant aspects.
"Marlon Brandon on the cover of a magazine... Now, he gave good face." MADONNA
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Now that Amber Heard has become America's poster girl for the fake orgasm, what is happening on Capitol Hill this week makes much more sense.
"Mormon polygamists don't fake orgasms." Chevy Chase
"We're on a mission from God." Dan Aykyroyd,
"We're here to get the band back together again." Jesus Christ
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Of course, the jury fell for the star of CRY BABY, just like they are going to fall for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP after the silly JANUARY 6 trial ends this week
Plural marriage was designed by God in order to prevent the women from killing each other, and all that.
"Monogamy is gay." Leo DiCaprio.
I would only ad that so is one party rule.
"You just get tired of fucking the same woman after awhile." Jack Nicholson
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People thought I was joking when I said that I was going to take over THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS theater in Edmonds, Washington.
"I'm not joking." Jack Nicholson
See all 100 Roger Corman low budget movies where he never lost a dime.
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PS LARRY DAVID: You better get it by now.
My haunting Andy Warhol portrait hangs on the wall above the bed in the KILL CRIUSE prophecy.
In order that the Jews would know that this is the work of Jesus, and not some vain man who thinks that he is a genius filmmaker.
That said, "I make them look better when they're dead, than in real life." MOONSTRUCK
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PS CHAD: This year's EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL will be sponsored by RICK STEVES EUROPE.
Special in person appearance by Mel Gibson and Nicole Kidman on the blood red carpet of course.
Are we supposed to believe that those same twenty white guys who keep getting arrested by the FBI at every gay rally are Nazis who want to murder the Jews?
I wish.
In my dreams.
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Yesterday God gave me a vision about how SCOOP was a bloody Woody Allen prophecy about Wimbledon in 2022.
Lucky me.
No violence and bloodshed, no fucky sucky for me.
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We still don't really know what happened at CANNES because the Jews aren't talking.
"That's for me to know, and you to find out." Larry David
Guess we're gonna have to start splashing a little more cash around Ion Musk.
Talk about inflation.
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PS CHARLIZE THERON: All day yesterday, Michael said that you need to hook up with Ion Musk to get the party started.
Apparently, the guy doesn't even have a place to crash when he's in LA these days.
Drew Barrymore.
The unseen phantom no.19 virus was the thing that America needed to come out of the closet and confess that she worships the new and improved 666 beast.
Even the same one that lead Hillary Clinton er all into captivity in REVELATION 13.
"You don't have to be in prison, to be in jail." Elizabeth Taylor on her ex husband.
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PS ION MUSK: "Mi casa su casa." THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND
David Relf.
PS CHAD: Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Right at the crack of dawn this morning, I had a vision of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP rising up from the dead in the backseat of the evergreen PHANTOM in THE AVENGERS.
Think THE ADAMS FAMILY meets THE MONSTERS.
And this time Joe Biden is at the wheel.
I wonder how much those classic V-12 PHANTOMS got per gallon back in the day?
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PS BILL MAHER: The 2020 election was stolen by the HBO Jews like you.
I wasn't raised on a chicken farm in Texas.
"Election fraud is a felony." Sheriff Joe, Arizona.
There have been a few ups and downs since the 1260s, but the general direction has been testing positive for white Christian nazis.
Not so much for negro lesbians.
"Looks are everything today." Andy Warhol
"I wish I still looked that good!" Alex Baldwin.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Adolf Hitler started to get off on the wrong foot when he got into new age christian paganism, etc.
He should have just stuck with his basic Catholic upbringing.
And not listened to his girlfriend Eva Brown.
PS PRINCESS DIANA: When the mormon church goes bankrupt, my business partner Ion Musk is going to buy it out for 10% on the dollar.
Think KIRO meets KTTH.
Sometime around next weeks' 1.6 hearings, we are supposed to find out how many of the tweets on TWITTER are fake, and how many are real.
Don't hold your breath, the wheels of justice turn slowly.
For example, I still have not got any money from my dead mother.
Not to mention my rich uncle who died last year in Kirkland.
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PS CHAD: Beware of people baring false gifts.
The 1.6 hearings were a ratings bust because nobody watches network news or reads newspapers anymore.
For example, Liz Cheney is a Jennifer Aniston look alike.
And the mayor of Kent, Washington is some kind of a three way composite figure who resembles both of them.
Dana Ralph.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: More Dan Bongino, less Dan Rather.
See every 1980s Hollywood movie ever made where the house looks like THE WHITE HOUSE in FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF.
My personal favorite one being SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL.
Where the house looks like Sandra Bullock's Kent, Washington, Tudor brick house.
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PS SIENNA MILLER: Never send your children to public schools.
Utah and Idaho being the exception that proves the rule of course.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: When you get to look 27ish again, I get most of your money.
Congress should be investigating how the 2020 election was stolen by the Jews, queers and niggers.
Which then caused that prophetic 1.6 elephant stampede prophecy to happen in every TARAZAN movie ever made.
Especially the ones made in the 1930s.
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Most of the Antichrist Jews who doubt that Trump is going to make his big come back in 2024 don't understand why the GRACELAND mansion is a Greek WHITE HOUSE prophecy.
See ya on the flip side baby.
Think ANIMAL HOUSE meets DOMINO.
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Remember when the flip phone was the big thing?
When it started to ring, and then with a dramatic flip of the wrist, you made everyone stop what they were doing and start watching you.
"In the future, everybody will be famous for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol
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Don't laugh, I AM is also the phantom of the mormon church in Utah.
Where they are still hiding the new US CONSTITUTION in the basement, which will give white folks the right to own slaves again.
Take for example Joe Biden's new house nigger spokesperson.
I think she's pretty cute too of course, but I better be careful. That's what got grandpa Daniel Relf in trouble with the law back in the day.
"I've fucked so many girls that I should be in jail by now." Jack Nicholson
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Finally Matthew Macconaunghey came out of the closet today.
Dude. That was my only problem with you in first place.
By the way, the US CONSTITUTION gives us the right to own machine guns because of folks like you.
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Gay Miami was flooded by God at the start of Pride month.
In Divine confirmation of their sexual abuse of the rainbow in the Bible.
For example, THE NEW YORK TIMES has never told their readers that Barack Obama is gay either, and that he was born in Kenya.
Not to mention that the 2020 election was stolen.
Oh well, "Real men don't wear rubbers." Jack Nicholson
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PS LARRY DAVID: The last Woody Allen movie that I ever saw in a live movie theater was BULLETS OVER BROADWAY, just off of Broadway in Capital Hill, Seattle.
After that, I watched all of his new movies on VHS.
Ion Musk is still not going to buy out TWITTER unless the sneaky Jews who presently own and operate it put all of their trump cards on the table.
And stop playing their little games with America's white Christian squares in PENNSYLANIA 6-5000 meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.
Hey, why not?
One could make a much bigger splash [socially] by just buying out the NEW YORK TIMES for 2% of that amount of fun money.
Think LOCK, STOCK AND BARREL meets SERENDIPITY.
"Never throw good money after bad money." Donald Trump in THE APPRENTICE
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Boris Johnson is facing a no confidence vote for his insane lock downs that destroyed so many shops and pubs in England; not for his coctail parties at No.10 Downing.
Too bad even the conservatives in England are too afraid to speak so plainly.
Talk about the weak Repubican Party in America.
Not to mention the weak FOX NEWS.
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PS LARRY DAVID: My take on covid still is, if you get it, get over it.
PS SPIKE LEE: The niggers are the ones who are going to take care of America's queer problem.
Let the Russians take care of her Jew problem.
Now we know what Howard Stern was once talking about on FM talk radio back in 1993; lightyears before he sold his soul to 666 satellite radio for $500,000,000.
FM radio being Jewish, AM radio being Ephraimite.
Satellite radio from outer space being something entirely new and different.
"It's not human!" PLAN 9 FROM OUTSPACE
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PS SANDY: After you buy out Becky Blands' massive private property holdinds on the south side of Lopez Island, you will once again become the bell of the ball.
"Something this good only comes once in a lifetime." Elizabeth Taylor
See every HAMMER FILM where the beautiful young lady arrives at the royal vampire castle in a fancy 4-horse carriage.
My favorite one being BRIDES OF DRACULA.
Most of these prophetic allegories taking place in Eastern Europe.
Then eventually, they all end up happening in California.
"Isn't it amazing how much California looks like the British countryside?" AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME
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I noticed that THE CLASH didn't sing or play at the Platinum Jubilee opera either.
Who were only the third most important band in England during the late 1970s period movie THE PHANTOM OF THE OPEN.
Just kidding, most of them are probably dead and gone by now.
Whatever, Jesus is now telling me that it's time to get ready for my big ham acting debut in SCARFACE, circa 3NEPHI 20-21.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Last nigh in a dream, Jesus said that the Spokane region would be another great relocation option for you guys.
At least for now.
"Always keep your eye on the ball." Elizabeth Taylor
Now they are reporting that even the shadow of Joe Biden will not be seen in Israel this June.
As just confirmed by that new image of the shaved Ben Shapiro singing in The Church of England on this Platinum Jubilee weekend.
Standing in for all of the Jews for Jesus around the world.
See every Howard Stern interview of the latest Jew who sincerely believes that he is the resurrected Jesus Christ.
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CLIFF NOTES: When my secret hero in THE PHANTOM OF THE OPEN fantasies about diamonds etc. He is referring to the diamond studded Crown of England.
PS PRINCESS PEGGY: Larry David is petting his little white poddle in that zoom version of CURB for a joke about Dr. Evil's white pussy cat in DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: The world is not going to end in 1028 days.
Maybe for you, but not for me.
Reportedly, the Queen will not be seen again at her PLATINUM JUBILEE today.
In Divine confirmation of THE PHANTOM OF THE OPEN movie trailer opening on the 666 sand trap of Israel in REVELATION 13: 1.
See every 1930s TARZAN movie where the evil British white hunter gets stuck in a quicksand trap; that looks like a huge STARBUCKS mocha frappucino.
And then the one mighty and strong swings into action, and comes to their rescue in D&C 85.
Ergo all of those angry elephant party stampedes in 2020.
Just to get the ball rolling by the end of the final 42 months in REVELATION 11.
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: I would sell the house in Lehi, Utah to Ashley and relocate to the Lake Chelan area, or even the Clelm area.
The birthday party crowns in the PHANTOM OF THE OPEN trailer give away the allegorical meaning of this fantastic BRITISH OPEN bio pic.
Which was destined to open on the Queen's Platinum Jublee.
Talk about the Law of Abraham in 2BC 118.
"Money talks, bullshit walks." Jesus Christ
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PS ION MUSK: Yesterday at 8:04 am, Michael said, "Disention in Canada."
The Law of Abraham in 2BC 118 will be confirmed on this SHAVUOT weekend.
"Rhymes with shove it." Dan Bongino
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PS ION MUSK: Yesterday at 7:56 am, Michael said to me in his best news reporter voice, "Inflation is becoming a real problem."
After the HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS fad came out in the 1980s, the Jews came out with their own bumper sticker that said HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY.
"Most of the Jews are sex perverts!" Adolf Hitler.
Not true of course, but close enough to the mark in this day and age.
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The KING RALPH prophecy opens in the same place where todays' future King of
England celebrations are happening this week in England.
Go figure.
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No wonder Mitt Romney hears folks calling him a traitor behind his back every time he walks through the Salt Lake City airport.
Hear tell he's taken to flying only private these days.
I would too, if I were him. Things are getting pretty dicey these days.
Read spicy.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Today's date is 6.2, and you know what that means.
"Obviously, they have completely taken over the courts today." Adolf Hitler.
Not to mention the Catholic Church in ROMA, circa 1973.
"The devil is in the details." Jack Nicholson
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When was the last time that America's famous milktoast sronewaller, Matthew Machaunghy, spoke the plain truth?
As confirmed by the red rock that collapsed into Lake Powell, Utah on Memorial Day.
Talk about your salt having lost its flavor and having no savior anymore.
Rhymes with that little Scotish novella entitle LIGHTHOUSEKEEPIN.
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Israel did a long range TOP GUN run on TOP GUN weekend that gave the movie a billion dollars in free international publicity.
See what happens when you support my acting career?
I want my MTV... and my chicks for free, circa 1986.
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