So many white people were shocked when they learned that the federal way government could confiscate a ten block wide path of destruction in order to build an I-5 freeway to heaven back in the 50s and 60s.
Sounds like something that Howard Stern would do in the year 2024.
"By any means necessary..." Groucho Marx.
"He was always so grouchy." Larry David's exwife.
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The new UNITED NATIONS world order that was launched by FDR and his Jewish communist insiders, has now become that dying old man in the BEING THERE prophecy.
Talk about THE BIRTH OF A NATION silent movie, in and around the year 2023.
You can Google the 2:51 movie trailer from 1979 if you don't believe it.
The same year that my French ex-patriot wife deserted me on election day and walked out on America in November, 1979.
I only remind us of this today, because my firstborn son's birthday marks the beginning of the 70th week in DANIEL 9, March 2, 2022.
See every Peter Sellers comedy that takes place in Paris, France.
He was half Jewish you know.
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Right before I launched into tonight's new post, Michael said, "Howard Stern will die on October 29."
Since I myself died on October 29 in 1983, obviously shit happens spiritually before it actually happens physically.
Ergo, we're looking at some really spooky stuff happening this year.
Wherefore, now I AM is good to go to be that guy at 2BC 31:10.
"Fuck me!" LOST HIGHWAY.
Pardon my French.
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PS BILL BARR: "So then because thou art luke-warm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." REVELATION 3:16.
PS JIM RUSSO: You can't become born again until you die first.
See ya on the .45 flip side.
The nice thing about being the legally elected President in 2024, is that America doesn't even need to have a normal national election to make it happen.
Talk about early mail in voting, and late night harvest voting.
Nothing like being at the right place at the right time.
"Anything goes today." Paul Harvey
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In my dream about an old Russian prop bomber dropping a dirty nuke on the University of Washington in Seattle, I was eating a plate of bland skinless boiled chicken, and my mother was eating a plate of chocolate HERSHEY bars from Pennsylvania with a fork and knife.
Wouldn't be the first time that I was right; metaphorically speaking.
Like "Documented to be always right, 98.7% of the time." Rush Limbaugh
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WAR NOTES: Put/in bombed that Black Sea black oil depot for a statement about Hunter Biden being put on an oil company board by the corrupt Ukrainian leaders for $83,333 a month.
Not including his anonymous buyer oil painting revenues.
"What you sow, you shall reap!" David Lynch
Let's all hold hands now in a circle jerk and pray that Putin is not going to fuck America in the ass, Sodom and Egypt style.
As we all try to remember, that in the upcoming Kingdom of God, if a man sleeps with another man like a woman, he will be stoned to death.
And any wife who commits adultery, will have her throat cut by her rightful husband with a SWISS ARMY KNIFE.
Same thing goes for today's stoned out of their minds teenagers who refuse to obey their parents in LOST HIGHWAY.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: Today I was thinking of the song Long Tall Sally by Little Richard.
Dam right today's number was 5.
"Peace out." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
PS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP: According to the 1979 [pre Reagan] BEING THERE prophecy, America is still worth saving.
If, and when, she finally gets her shit together; after the old man dies.
PS NYT: Your dirty Jew newspaper is the last place on earth where I would go to get the facts.
Michael Medved.
"I can't stand to even look at him!" Orson Welles on Peter Sellers.
The way I read MORMON 4-7, Putin will probably command all of his white Nephite warriors to immediately retreat out of harms way. Then just drop a couple of evironmentally safe H-bombs on the dark chocolate factory.
Then we'll see how many white Republicans vote to confirm Joe Biden's high court judge pick in the PLANET OF THE APES Utah prophecy.
Mitt Romney.
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PS DAVID LYNCH: "Sometimes you just have to shoot your neighbor's barking dog." Jack Nicholson.
In order that Judah will stop fucking you in the ass in ISAIAH 11.
Ergo, there will be no peace and harmony in the world for a thousand years, until 2/3 of the world's population dies.
PS CHARLIZE THERON: So many bitches, so little time.
God inspired Putin to invade the chocolate factory because the abomination of desolation has been invading America with his filthy dark skinned Lamanites in MORMON 4.
Ever since he was illegally elected in 2020 with the help of America's black Hebrew Africans from Mercer Island, Washington Lake, Seattle, King County.
Jeff Bezos owns THE WASHINGTON POST, and so forth.
And Olympia, Washington's Capitol is a look alike replica of the one in Washington, DC.
Yada yada.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: "Nobody seems to know why we beat our wives." Tad Danieleski BYU, 1986.
I killed my beloved 1970s wife in LAST TANGO IN PARIS because she was fucking my look alike guy upstairs.
Co-starring Miley Cyrus as my under aged fuck buddy in my remake, set in Florence, Italy this time around.
Woody Allen directing, writing and producing?
Or in other words, "IT'S SHOWTIME!" says Jim Carrey in THE MASK, speaking prophetically.
You don't get to be some funny movie star in Hollywood, with a rubber face from Canada for no reason.
Kind of like the amazing miracle from God that the son of Castro ended up being the dictator of French Canada.
No word yet if Cast/ro Jr. is sending any supply truckers into the Ukraine.
"When I was in Viet Nam, we would go days without any toilet paper." Bud Harkcom
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FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: David Lynch's INLAND EMPIRE prophecy connects California with Poland because why?
PS JOE BIDEN: If I had to choose between you and Putin, I'd go with white Christian guy who is going to execute all of the drug addicts in Eastern Europe.
Western society is wondering why Israel's response to the de facto Russian invasion of sodom and Egypt has been so soft on the crime.
Kind of like the French thinking that face masks can protect them from automic bomb radio nation fallout.
"We have automic bombs too." France
Talk about playing a game of [Kiev] chicken in the CRY BABY prophecy climax.
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PS AP: Putin has the goods on the Biden crime family. Ergo, Biden's soft on crime policies.
PS ALEC BALDWIN: The only way out of your rat trap is to go on the Joe Rogan show and admit that you were wrong.
"The Jews are rats!" Adolf Hitler
They don't call em spooks for nothing down south.
Whereas, White Christian Russia invaded the Black Sea's Jewish chocolate factory because Crimea is a latter-day landmark that stands for all of today's black crime chaos caused by Eric Holder er all in THE BATMAN.
For example, the tall Jewish Batman always wears black, and he always comes like a black thief in the night.
For another example, Howard Stern almost always wears black.
"Historicly, the Black Sea was called the Sea of Israel." PLAIN TRUTH MAGAZINE
Or "Some of my best friends are black." Oprah Winfrey
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Now they're coming out with a new trailer for THE BATMAM about every nine hours.
I don't know about you, but I find that to be rather strange.
Jesus has told his prophets among the lost tribes of Israel in DC 133 that there will be a great Christian revival in Russia.
For Christ sake, let's hope so.
Not seeing it ever happening in America until the Danite snake bites the heal of the dark chocolate horse in GENESIS.
Don't forget, Putin is probably the only world leader on the globe today who is openly opposed to homosexuality.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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"But, behold, the judgements of God will overtake the wicked; and it is by the wicked that the wicked are punished; for it is the wicked that stir up the hearts of the children of men unto bloodshed." MORMON 4.5.
Rhymes with no.45, soon to be no.47.
For example, Russia is invading the Ukraine because America's enemies Nancy Pelosi and Mitt Romney impeached God's BRANCH DAVIDIAN servant over a routine congratulatory phone call to their legally elected President.
"You get what you pay for." GUCCI
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PS PRINCESS DIANA: Brother St. Peter always wears GUCCI for men; which is why he smells so much like a mix of red cedar and white pine cones.
Whatever, I got a telephone call from Jesus tonight about Biden's personal business arrangements with China.
PS SPICE GIRLS: Always order the poo poo platter before the main chop suey dish with sweet and sour pork.
NEWBIE NOTES: There is a reason why Joe Biden's plastic surgery left him with the small slanted eyes of a Chinaman.
On a related note; "Some of the best Chinese restaurants in America are in Spokane." James Beard
PS JIM CARREY: Russia invaded the chocolate factory on the 23rd for a reason.
PS KYLE MERRITT MACLACHLAN: You will be blessed with a 100 point cabernet vintage this fall for your faith in Jesus.
"Our worries are over." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
I never could quite understand why most film critics rated TO RUSSIA WITH LOVE as the best ever 007 James Bond movie.
Was I ever so young.
The one where VP Pence tries to kill off the spy with a Scotish accent in 2020.
And in the end, my wife finally decides to shoot Hillary Clinton instead of me, while on our honeymoon in Venice.
"Never go on a honeymoon after you get married." Rabbi Daniel Ephraim Lapin.
Because it always just leads to disappointing expectations.
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Those big rig honking horn sounds in THE APPARITION trailer prophecy are all about the 666 mandate apps in 2022.
Rhymes with Tom Cruise, cruzing down the interstate in 2023.
See every movie where the little shit Tom Cruise never played the angry white guy trucker.
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: People are starting to wonder if Woody Allen's last film was meant to be a film festival movie.
PS SALEM, UTAH: Most all of my 10% protection money will go into the UNITED ORDER CREDIT UNION branch in Edmonds.
The Ukraine's chocolate factory country is now officially divided into three nations for a prophetic confirmation of America breaking up into three countries in REVELATION 16 meets THE ADVENTURES OF BARON TRUMP.
Take my word for it, "A civil war happening in America is just nonsense." Michael Medved
His grandfather was a Russian Jew of course, who was forced to flee to America after the Russian civil war.
No wonder all my dreams about Russia dropping environmentally green H-bombs along the I-5 corridor in order to provide air cover for my white horse rebels.
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PS FBI: Pay attention to the Pineapple Express' atomic bomb radiation fallout weather stream patterns this year and the next year.
Now that everybody is upgrading their nukes, and are selling their old dirty A-bomb inventories out the backdoor for ten cents on the dollar.
The third and last movie trailer, before THE BATMAN opens on March 4, continues to feature Barack Obama's negro AG who is the one most responsible for the depoliceing of today's lawless America in 2 NEPHI 15:20.
Exactly like when Abraham Lincoln let the African slaves go free in BIRTH OF A NATION.
"Read em and weap." SNATCH
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Here's the essence of your rating problems. The 2020 election was a total fraud; Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud; Justin Trudeau is really the son of Fidel Castro; the Jews did in fact kill Jesus; and yet you still voted for Joe Biden.
Talk about HOLLYWOOD VS. AMERICA.
See you at the movies.
This new variant opens with little Baron Trump sitting in an 18th century church when my Jewish antichrist hero crashes into the great and abominable church of the whore in 1 NEPHI 14.
Note the uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter.
Even the same church of Rome where my wife Nicole Kidman married that little shit down in Australia, instead of me.
And don't forget, my first French ex-wife also married her aetheist Jewish lawyer in a Catholic church in Oregon, circa TO DIE FOR.
"How wonderfull..." Says yours truly in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
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PS DREW BARRYMORE: One of tomorrow's numbers will be 2.22.22.
I only mention this because you and Ellen Page were rubbing clits during the making of WHIP IT.
Which is really no biggie to me. Just as long as I get to watch it.
"It's like a virus."
I was thinking that I'd report on the signs and wonders regarding today's twin birthdays of Ellen Page and Ashley Green after midnight tonight.
But then I saw an angelic apparition down the hall that suggested I should get an early start on it.
Obviously, I need to get out and go to the movies more often these days.
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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The Capitol has been cut off with a black iron fence once again for a DANIEL 9 sign.
Meanwhile, the Trumpeting truckers plan on cutting off the Washington, DC swamp like a python snake on the DC beltway; SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 2 style.
Ashley Green is from Florida you know.
As explained in detail with some historic Biblical examples at 2bc.info.
Which God calls "The law of Abraham."
For a more modern example of how this law works today, you pay me my 10% juice money, I keep the wolfman from your door.
Or like "I paid for it this time, you pay for it next time." Jim Carrey in the CABLE GUY prophecy.
Chad Harkcom.
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"That's a novel too, isn't it." Hugh Grant
Imagine Julia Roberts being stranded by the sea in Edmonds, Washington in 2022.
But then her royal knight in shining armor comes to her rescue on a white horse in MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL.
See every HAMMER FILMS vampire movie prophecy where the only thing that will save her now is a complete blood sucking transfusion.
Rhymes with night time NYQUIL medicine.
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After yours truly turns around and goes back upstairs to my rental room in NOTTING HILL, I find Julia Roberts laying in my 2bc.info baptism font full of dirty grey bath water.
Talk about being hot to trott after Joe Biden has been in the Casablanca for 70 weeks.
I understand, "It's all Greek to me." Elizabeth Taylor
Jennifer Aniston.
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LITTLE YELLOW FILM SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: The 1999 movie trailer for NOTTING HILL is a G7 hills inspiration based upon today's RICK STEVES EUROPE happening in Edmonds, Washington.
PS RICK STEVES: When I saw you get into your silver truck with your mother, she looked just as disgusted with you as my own mother was with me in Bonney Lake.
PS PRINCESS PEGGY: Well before I moved into your brother's fancy TWIN PEAKS rooming house up in Edmonds, I was hearing rumors about how disgusted your mother was with him.
Calling him a sex pervert, etc. Meanwhile, her favorite son, my cousin Robbie, had not had sex with his own wife in 15 years and counting.
According to last night's COAST TO COAST midnight cowboy truckers radio show, after 42 months into the Joe Biden administration, America is going to break up into three parts.
And the only thing that will save us is the second coming of the 6' 2" tall blond Jew PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Because of the 70 weeks of positive/negative testing happenings of course.
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I got the novel Corona 19 virus back in 2020 on Leap Year day, because the word Corona means 'crown' in Americano.
And the number 19 refers to my novel royal servant in REVELATION 19.
When I had visions of my bright white antibodies attacking and killing the virus that looked like an old pronged ship mine floating just under the surface in WW II.
At first the viruses themselves where bright white and bouncing around all over, but then they turned a yellowish rusty brown and just faded away after three days.
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Here's one I can hardly believe myself.
I grew up in King County, never knowing that OBERTO meats were headquartered in Kent, Washington.
What's next?
They are going to find a giant underground cave where the lost ten tribes of Israel are hiding out under Moses Lake?
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PS ALEC BALDWIN: Best of luck with your new F FOR FAKE true crime series. I'll put in a call to have Howard Stern mention it on his radio show a few times.
What are friends for anyway?
Hugh Grant.
NEWBIE NOTES: The trouble starts up in Canada when the trouble starts over in the Uk/raine in the WAG THE DOG liberal Jewish media fake war news prophecy.
All because Joe Biden could not keep his hands off of that underaged virgin campfire girl.
"We got ourselves a convoy!" SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT 2
Note the Florida State belt buckle on his hat, right before Ronald Reagan won the election in 1980.
Now that the Trump truckers are forming four lines of freedom convoys from all four points on the compus.
According to the prophetic types in DANIEL, who will come up against the DC abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 meets 2 NEPHI 15:28.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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PS NEW READERS: OJ also cut the throat of that Jewish waiter from LUNA who was fucking his blond wife 'Nichol' with a red SWISS ARMY knife.
"People in Canada are so polite." Neve Campbell on the BBC in London.
Whatever, cutting off white christian protesters' bank accounts is a key factor in the 69 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9.
The 69th week starting next Wednesday, February 23, 2022.
The last 70th week concluding on the 3.2 birth date of my first born son.
Talk about another nation within a nation.
Wherein the people of the Crown Prince of England will destroy the G7 hills santuray city in REVELATION 13.
As confirmed by the restricted OAKLAND HILLS country club in Mitt Romney's home town going up in a [blaze.com] of glory on Paris Hilton's official no.7 birthday.
Imagine that CADDY SHACK is all about today's country club Republican cowards who always seek to avoid negativity at any cost.
"Oh yeah, the white supremacists are definitely winning." CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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NEW READERS: David Lynch movies, like TWIN PEAKS, are all about the dualities of Judah and Ephraim.
Finally we can see the light at the end of the tunnel in NORTH BY NORTHWEST 2.
David Lynch directing?
Steven Spielberg paying for it?
Woody Allen's next movie debuting at the BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL?
But Lynch's latest art film wins the GOLDEN BEAR award?
So many questions, so few answers.
Hillary Clinton.
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PS TOM HANKS: Rumor has it you're finally ready to get back to business.
"Hollywood is a small town newspaper where everything is gossip and rumor." Elizabeth Taylor
Think THE LA TIMES meets THE NEW YORK TIMES.
Not to mention THE SEATTLE TIMES.
"I am a total fraud." Larry David
HBO's schizophrenic two-for-one documentary about Larry David playing your traditional two faced back stabbing Jew comes out just in time for THE BATMAN.
When everything will be revealed about why the filthy rich Jewish bankers always vote for the Communists.
Ergo, today's run on the Canadian banks that are all run by the Jews.
Paris Hilton.
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You can start with Michael Medved on KTTH and David Ross on KIRO and it's all downhill from there.
Talk about SPY VS. SPY inside the pages of MAD magazine in the 1960s meets NATIONAL REVIEW in 2022.
"Nobody agrees with me anymore." Michael Medved 2020
No shit Sherlock.
Take for example, "We don't agree on anything anymore." Talk show host Larry King explaining why he is divorcing his two mormon sister wives in Provo, Utah.
That said, "Thank God for Jewish lawyers." Shawn King.
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I came of age in Seattle wearing 501 LEVIS from San Francisco because May 1 is INTERNATIONAL SOCIALIST WORKERS DAY in 2022.
Per that timely piece at COMMON SENSE by Jennifer Sey.
No wonder her look alike sister Jennifer Garner always keeps the size of her ass in check.
Typically you buy them an inch too big in the butt, because they always shirk down to size in the washer-drier process.
Remember, this was light years before the big fat black cow butt was all the rage.
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PS PARIS: Can't wait to see what the numbers will be on your February 17, 2022 birthday.
FULL DISCLOSER: My boner is only about 7", and one would need at least 9" to navigate an ass the size of an African hippo.
PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Sometimes I wonder if you don't even believe anymore that Mercer Island looks like the continent of Africa.
PS KIRO: All will be revealed when THE BATMAN comes out on .70mm at the IMAX theater in Kent, Washington, King County.
"I'm open, I'm ready..." MADONNA
Mind you, the Orange County, California resort is owned and operated by Jews.
So the idea of needing an internal passport to get in two weeks from now is right down their ally.
In confirmation of Michael Medved warning his radio audience that if America doesn't reform her outdated election laws, Jesus Christ himself is going to steal His second coming election advent in 2024.
"Oh ye of little faith." 2BC 27.
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I can play this game too Charlize Theron.
Like that time when DiCaprio hit on you, and you turned him down flat at that after party.
Or was it the other way around?
Depends on your point of view I guess.
He does have a reputation for only liking underaged blonds in their 20s.
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PS MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ: Last night I dreamed that you lived across the street from me on Woodland Way in Kent. There also was a pistol involved in it.
I'll be a son of a gun.
PS HOWARD STERN: Covidism has become so gay these days.
Whatever, your rude shock radio career success has been all about naming names for the past four decades.
I'll tell you where.
"Gentlemen, the City of Fort Lauderdale is once again under fire from the north." in WHERE THE BOYS ARE in 1960.
Whereas, if a girl from Canada had a real boyfriend these days to protect her, there would be no more Justin Trudeau in French Canada who looks like the President of France.
Not to mention California.
"Why are all the jerks so good looking?" Elizabeth Taylor
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HISTORIC FOOTNTES: The Nazis only killed half of the Jews in WW II if you take into account that the other half were tall blond blue eyed Christians.
PS DAN BONGINO: This morning at 6:57 am, Michael said, "It's time to name names."
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You needed to marry that Jerk, for the third time, in order that you could achieve a higher level of conscientious in THE DARLING LIMITED.
Kind of like I needed to marry my exwife from France in order to understand the difference between good and evil in the Garden of Eden.
"If I had a boyfriend, he'd pound you!" AMERICAN GRAFFITI
Kind of like those old fashion 1950s carnival games, where you pound the mole back down into his hole, and another one just pops up elsewhere.
"It's hard to keep a good man down." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The ten virgins prophecy about all of the Jews accepting the second coming of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP suggests that only 50% of them will still be alive at the time.
"The Nazis didn't even kill half of the Jews in WW II." Mel Gibson's father.
"You can't stay 17 forever!" AMERICAN GRAFFITI, 1973
Flash forward to 2022, when "The Wolfman is everywhere..." on AM talk radio.
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PS NEW READERS: David Lynch movies are all about negativity vs. positivity.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Last night I dreamed that the mushroom hunting this fall is going to be something akin to the "fuck of the century" in a James Spader movie.
What I would do if I were you, is hire one of those professional mushroom guides up in northern California. Who offer a full menu of mushroom omelettes and blueberry muffins at their ritzy bed and breakfast mansions.
Nother worse than eating the wrong look alike mushrooms by mistake at 2BC 26.
BING.com has a great depiction of today's SUPERBOWL featuring the LA RAMS vs. THE BANGALS from Cincinatti, Ohio on the field in Inglewood, California.
As was preconfigured by those niggers jumping on each other and shooting each other at Justin's after party outside THE NICE GUY Italian restaurant.
"He's such a nice guy." Taylor Swift, a.k.a. no.13.
I wonder what the numbers will be today?
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PS TMZ: Rumor has it that DiCaprio was also at THE NICE GUY on Friday.
You gotta wonder how many love childs the dude has by now.
At least Snoop Dog owns up to having at least 19 and counting, that he knows of....
Now that the Ukraine is the chocolate factory capital of eastern Europe, expect to see many signs and wonders on this Valentine's Day.
"I like chocolate too, but not that much!" Seth Green in AP: 3
Rhymes with "I like garlic too, but not that much!" Yours truly in LOST BOYS
And "I still like sex, but I've had so much of it." Jane Fonda
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BM NOTES: My latest encounter with one of the three Nephites was last Monday on the 168 bus to Maple Valley.
He was sitting in the back in full costume and makeup looking like my antihero in HANNIBAL. Who was rather annoyed by all of the rude and loudmouth niggers sitting around him.
"The Jews are dogs!" Adolf Hitler
No wonder the Jews hired SNOOP DOG for their halftime doggy bowl show in Inglewood, LA.
Now that all of the sports clubs in California etc. have become so "restricted" again.
"Snoop Dog is the Frank Sinatra of rap." Howard Stern
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PS HOWARD STERN: According to medical research, once published in PLAYBOY, Jewish boys masterbate about two times more often than white christian boys of the same age.
PS SNOOP DOG: One of the bigger surprises in 2021 was that your 19 CRIMES label won the best valued red in so many wine tasting events in Europe.
Rhymes with Crimea on the Black Sea, I guess.
I get married to Rachel Green in a Tudor church that represents Kent, Washington in RUMOR HAS IT, circa 2023.
Not kidding, there are even Roman Catholic churches in the UK that have royal German House of Tudor interior designs.
As confirmed by myself living in a small Tudor inn above the pub, at the end of BARRY LYNDON in 1975.
Rhymes with Lynwood.
"It's always nice to have something to look forward too..." Elizabeth Taylor
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CASTING NOTES: "He does look right for the part." Mother Mary, January 20, 2019, Edmonds, Washington.
OH CANADA: The bad boys are going to win this one, because Justin Trudeau has overstayed his welcome playing the stupid and naive good boy who goes to church every Sunday.
My father was a local 70s mormon missionary in north Seattle back in the 1960s, when I got called to be the official LDS ambassador to the Vatican church in 1970.
And then when I got back from Italy, he had become a high priest in Orem, Utah. Who was on the verge of being disfellowshipped by his fellow BYU faculty priests in his 23rd Ward's High Priest Quorum.
For suggesting that the former Governor Romney of Michigan was a secret member of the new world order.
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"Every family has a secret."
I only heard about Justin Trudeau being Fidel Castro's love child on the eve of Jennifer Aniston's birthday.
So I checked out the above 2005 movie trailer, that opens with Justin Trudeau playing Jennifer Aniston's fiance.
Who also looks like her last husband Justin Thereaux.
Earlier, I had checked in with my only trusted fact-checker in the world; and all Michael said was 'duh.'
Turns out Justin's Jewish MILF hooked up in New York City with Castro during a diplomatic visit at some fancy TRUMP hotel in 1970.
Hey why not? Michael's first wife Eve also slept with the originall 666 beast.
"Cuba has the best covid program in the world... You can't argue with facts." Bernie Sanders
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PS SNOOP DOG: I dought that any truckers would try to cut off the SUPPERCUTS BOWL in LA.
Why bother. The niggers would just cut their tires and bomb their gas tanks.
And the PC cops would be to afraid to do anything about it.
Or even worse. The spooks would just hijack most of those shiny $500,000 rigs and sell them down in Mexico for ten cents on the dollar.
Not bad for a day's work.
Now all of the Hollywood Jews with short haircuts are freaking out about the BLM SUPERBULL getting cut off in DANIEL 9 by today's white Christian truck drivers from Sacramento.
See every movie where the crazy white man drives a big 18 wheeler.
Rhymes with bullshit, Sandra Bullock.
"Even the Jews can't trust each other!" Adolf Hitler.
Think SHAMPOO meets HAIRSPRAY at that PLAYBOY MANSION stand in for the WAG THE DOG mansion.
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PS NYT: More campy Nazism, less boring and insincere Communism.
"It's not that funny if it's not true." Danny Simone, co-creator of THE ODD COUPLE.
"I'm from Deep River, Ontario." Naomi Watts in MULHOLLAND DR.
So you have to wonder what the Chinese jackpot bingo ball numbers will be on 2.11 2022.
Yesterday, it was 16.66.
Whatever, "If there's a problem in there, just get rid of it."
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PS BUD HARKCOM: "I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY
"No freedom, no toilet paper!" Has now become the liberal establishment's worst nightmare.
At first, the Covidists shut down all of the public bathrooms.
Now you can't even take a shit at STARBUCKS without having a covid passport.
No shit.
Maybe Sheryl Crow was right when she said that you should only use one square tissue after you take a dump in your own home.
If that's the case, you better make it a double-ply.
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PS STAR TRIBUNE: George Floyd died at WENDYS because he was a violent criminal.
Joe Rogan needs to admit that he was wrong for his life time support of liberalism. Which has given us today's insane 666 mandates of Covidism.
"When I die, I'm going to heaven." Elizabeth Taylor
Can't argue with that Taylor Swift.
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PS HOWARD STERN: According to science, almost nobody ever dies from covid.
By the by, about 90% of the toilet paper in America comes from Canada on 18-wheeler trucks. So you might want to stock up for now.
It's one thing to run out of Canadian whisky and vodka. But no toilet paper takes it to a whole nother level.
"Washington, DC is a stage 4 cancer on America." Dan Bongino
So even the best New York born Jewish surgeons operating down in Miami, Florida have to admit; sometimes there is no better alternative to just cut it out and be done with it.
Plus, it doesn't hurt that Florida has no income taxes.
And half the time it actually works, if you catch it early enough.
Especially if you are in your 80s, and all you want in life is to live for another five years or so.
"Nobody lives forever." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS ELLEN PAGE: You and your sister wife from Jacksonville, Florida were born on the same day for a reason.
Welcome to the D&C 58 party for middle-aged billionaires at the PLAYBOY MANSION on Sunset Blvd.
Who knows? Maybe you'll meet a really nice guy there who promises to marry you, if you let him fuck you while he's eating out your girlfriend.
Boy did I ever get a big wake-up call after sending a few of my TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTERs to MAD magazine back in the 1260s.
And then getting a letter back to cut it out or else, from the Jewish editor's brother-in-law lawyer.
Oh yeah, "The Jews are spying on us!" Adolf Hitler, 1929
Think Donald Trump makes a phone call to Bibi Netanyahu back in the day.
"Have today's Democrats gone completely mad?" Bill Maher
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PS AUSTRALIA: There is a reason why all of those prophetic MAD MAX trucker convoy movies took place in Australia.
PS CHAD HARKCOM: I will never forget the time when your dad told me "I know what you're trying to do."
Later, it made more sense to me when he suggested that Joseph Smith was a sex pervert polygamist.
Now that I've had enough time to listen to the simplistic plain truth analysis of today's 1970s style neurotic liberals on his show; I can understand better why Judah loves to piss off Ephraim so much.
Kind of like every spoiled brat girl who always makes her daddy so angry at her because he/she craves His attention.
"Spare the rod, spoil the child." Elizabeth Taylor
How else can one explain why the neocon Jews, like Michael Medved, replaced the best President of America since Ronald Reagan with the worst president of America since Jimmy Carter?
Especially in this modern era of complete 100% information and candid gossip for only about $50 bucks a month.
"Anyone who works at MCDONALD'S can afford a computer these days." Bill Gates making fun of the PENTAGON who was still using 1960s era computers.
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PS MITT ROMNEY: "The OLYMPICS are so gay." Howard Stern
Just after midnight at 12:03 AM, I had a flash vision of a western Washington topographical map with bold white words in all caps superimposed on it that read, "ANOTHER NATION WITHIN A NATION."
Below the large words were the I-5 highway crest sign on the right, and a gold royal Canadian crest or seal of the throne of England.
Then about a half hour later, I dreamed that I tried to explain it to my late father Bill Relf, using a large Mt Mount Rainier map on my office wall. But he wasn't interested, and went back upstairs before I could barely even get a word out.
No wonder that today's active mormons are going to be in the minority of the rebaptised LDS church.
"Pride always comes before the fall." Elizabeth Taylor
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FBI UPDATE: I had a flash vision at 11:41 pm Sunday night of Meridian Lake from my Maple Valley 168 bus window at the 144th Ave bus stop on Hwy. 516. And Jesus said, "The threat is in Bonney Lake."
Sounds like something that my Charlie's Angels daddy would tell my wives in SPICE GIRLS 2.
PS IM: All 5 of Barack Obama's gay ass PLAYBOY mansions are going to be converted into my own private shag palaces according to the OCTOPUSSY prophecy.
For when the widows and the orphans finally have a place to live and be taken care of in the Kingdom of God.
You only live twice, yada yada.
"I'm only a bill/ionaire on paper." Bill Gates
Last night in a dream, God indicated that Joe Biden is only going to destroy 50% of the value of America's paper tiger APPLE stocks money; for now anyway.
Don't ever forget, China invented paper rice money.
Which leaves the better half of the USA with about a 50/50 chance of saving America.
So if I had to guess, America has about 50 years left to get her shit together.
"Freedom first!" Mark Levin
No wonder the biggest gold mine in North America is located in Utah. Under the guise of it being just a red copper mine.
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"Am I missing something here?"
Jerry Seinfeld wondering on Johnny Carson about why women spray GUCCI on the same spot where the Jews drove a nail into Christ's wrists.
Yada yada.
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Where have you heard that I/conic James Bond movie mighty line before?
Try...
"No one comes close to 007... When 007 comes close to you." FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, 1981
"The Spy Who Came In From the Cold was my favorite Richard Burton movie." Elizabeth Taylor.
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PS AP: 900,000 people have not died from covid in America. Where do you guys even get those Communist propaganda media numbers?
Oh that's right, 90% of you are Jewish, and 90% of you vote Democrat, and 90% of the doctors in New York are Jews, and 90% of the Jews are non religious, and 90% of the prisoners in Manhattan are negros.
The other 10% being mostly white christian Republicans.
How ironic.
Think KING OF NEW YORK meets KING OF COMEDY in 2023.
"This Bond is for you... We're not dead yet."
I know what I'm saying about this 1981 movie trailer when we see a smiling Ewan McGregory sitting next to me at the Chinese Winter Olympics in 22.
McGregor Lake being located right next to the place in Canada where God gave us that 1978 revelation about the mormon priesthood leader negros in 2BC 25.
Don't forget, they were still enjoying Swiss cheese fondue and dancing to disco back in 1981 Aspen, Colorado; located south from I-70.
Not to mention Park City, Utah.
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"The Jews own all the banks!" Adolf Hitler
As confirmed by THE NEW YORK TIMES saying that Woody Allen's above 1969 movie trailer was, "Something very special and funny."
Wherefore "I'll do anything for a guy who has a sense of humor and makes me laugh." Laura Flynn Boyle, 1993
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He is a white christian male of college age who lives in an old RV motorhome trailer, no more than 35' long.
Possibly a college dropout, but he's no dummy white trash type.
His plan involves a hunting rifle, not an A-R or a pistol. [He does have a shotgun.]
He's always arguing and fighting with his goodlooking brown haired girlfriend, who herself drives an even older van with a new green paint job.
He often has coffee at some old run down lookalike DENNYS; which suggests a more rural small town location.
He usually shops in town at FREDDYS, which suggests that he lives somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, maybe even northern California. If I had to guess, I'd say somewhere outside of Monroe, Washington.
His target is a high level Democrat politician, but not Joe Biden.
I will immediately update the FBI if I get anymore flash visions on this person of interest.
That's all I got for now.
One other thing, the weather always seems like late spring or early summer.
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Don't expect NBC to do a fair job in translating the artificial snow job events in the 2022 Olympics.
Do expect to see lots of people wearing dragon masks.
Remember, these are the same Jewish liars who claimed that Hunter Biden's lost Chinese email PC was just another Russian interference snow job during the 2020 election in America.
Talk about disinformation.
As confirmed by my iconic marred face servant actor who role plays me in the above movie trailer with my future wife Scar/lett Johansson.
The one where the two of us devise a plan to escape China's current political J-6 prisoner camps at FACEBOOK, etc.
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The king of Covidism has the Greek god of medicine name 'Apollo' in REVELATION 9 in every google.com search that I have ever done.
You might try it for yourself and see if you don't get the same results that I do.
I can't do everything by myself.
"The proof is in the pudding." Elizabeth Taylor
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CUT OFF NOTE: Today's cut off sign was the 5th staffer to cut their self off from Kamala Harris within the 70 weeks period in DANIEL 9.
PS CHER: I know that you have already cut yourself off from the Democrat Party. But I'll leave it up to you to say why and where it happened when the time is right.
"Gentlemen don't kiss and tell." Elizabeth Taylor
PS SIENNA MIILER: Nothing like relaxing in my Chinese house hot tub after shagging you and your sister rotten in AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY in Kent, Washington, King County.
Fun times!
It should be obvious to the Jews by now that the above chapter and verse is all about se/greg/ation.
Sadly, more and more, half of them don't even think that there is any difference between men and women competing in sports these days.
Not to mention the Israelites and the gentiles.
Or in other words, the Democrats and the Republicans in the WHITE HORSE PROPHECY on page 66.
Whatever.
"I have always believed that the negro should be treated fairly." Gov. George Wall/ace.
At least the man wasn't a major mother fucking liar like Joe Biden.
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NOTE: Last night the second coming comforter indicated to me that the 2.3 raid on IS/IS was a major plot point in WAG THE DOG 2.
PS IM: The NYT newspaper will also be available for ten cents on the dollar this next fall.
Talk about the TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN movie trailer from 1969.
"Yea, what say ye that I shall send My Servant, and I shall endow him with My Spirit, and the wicked he shall expose, and they shall not stand, and they shall gnash their teeth in anger, and their anger shall eat them up." 2BC 24:51 at 2bc.info
"So, do ya have anything to say to me, after everything I've told you?" RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL
Well, for one thing, that is the REVELATION 11:1 measuring stick that Jesus Christ is holding in the film's movie trailer.
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CUT OFF NOTES: The list just keeps getting longer... Like Whoopie Goldberg; then Jeff Zucker; then Bill Gates' foundation funding, yada yada...
No wonder they keep cutting off Joe Biden's microphone all the time these days.
PS IM: Now that you got them hooked on your 'electronic avenue' cars. Why not set the hook hard and buy out CNN for ten cents on the dollar? Throw in the bankrupt SEATTLE TIMES newspaper of record for a few dollars more, and you got em going both ways.
No amount of money in the world can buy that kind of publicity for your next little start up movie company.
Think CITIZEN KANE meets F FOR FAKE.
RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL is probably Woody Allen's best polygamist film to date.
Which explains alot why it takes place in Spain.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Where even in the brief movie trailer, you see how there is always another wife to take the place of the one who gets bored with you and moves on to greener pastures.
"The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence." Elizabeth Taylor
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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Not only was BYU's film school rated no.3 in the nation back in the 1980s, right behind NYU and USC. But their MBA school was also ranked third in the nation, right behind Harvard and Stanford.
FBI NOTES: Back in the 1960s and 1970s, the anticommunist FBI hired more bilingual return missionary graduates from BYU than any other school.
Nowadays, if they find out that you graduated from BYU, you don't even make the first cut.
The above 007 movie trailer prophecy has the playboy Donald Trump dying at least two times, but then he always makes his big comeback in 2020 Las Vegas.
I'm thinking Woody Allen directing on this one.
Less talk, more action now.
Whose two favorite movies back in the 1960s were GOLDMEMBER and DR. NO.
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PS ION MUSK: That new NISSAN short called THRILL DRIVER is my audition tape of me playing a more age appropriate Iggy Pop in HANNIBAL 1.
The RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL film festival movie trailer opens with God looking down from above at Dr. Lebowski and his Persian rug office setting.
So why hasn't anyone told me yet that this is his best film since ANNIE HALL?
Oh that's right, most of today's immature Jewish film critics weren't even born yet.
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PS WALLACE SHAWN: In my dream about Granny Grass, you won some best supporting actor film festival award on February 3, 2022.
PS NICOLE KIDMAN: People don't know about the horrific side effects of Covidism because they don't want to.
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make her drink it." Elizabeth Taylor
Take for example Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate.
Not to mention the fake news election of Joe Biden in 2022.
"Paging Dr. Science... paging Dr. Science..." AUSTIN POWERS: 4
"AP: 4 is going to focus more on the afterlife of Dr. Evil." Mike Myers
Read the more age appropriate character actor.
Read every book about the phantom antichrist written by a Christian Phd. who claims he should definitely be here in the next two years.
Meanwhile, the midnight train left that station about 14 years ago.
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PS JOE BIDEN: According to what it says in 2BC 24, the Democrats and mormon RHINOs are going to eat themselves alive in 2020.
