Saturday, July 31, 2021

MERCER ISLAND SEATTLE, KING COUNTY, WASHINGTON STATE, USA, NORTH AMERICA

 That Israeli contract ship named MERCER STREET was attacked by Iranian drones in Divine confirmation of the African continent look alike Mercer Island that is sooo Jewish.

Then that white old folks rest home was attacked in South Africa by a mob of niggers because of the symbolic street numbers and names on the south end of the Lake Washington Seattle island where Michael Medved lives.

"You double cross me, I double cross you." Jesus Christ, 11:54 pm, PST.

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PS JOE BIDEN: Never look at a gift horse in the mouth with a blank stare.

The MERCER STREET attack just might be your WAG THE DOG shining moment.

Now that so many of today's virgin CAMPFIRE GIRL SCOUTS are starting to think that you maybe screwed them.

Too much touchy-feely politicing I suppose.


CHUCKY GETS LUCKY IN 22

 My cute little marred servant plastic doll in the BRIDE OF CHUCKY prophecy was made into a movie during the 1260 days period in REVELATION 11.

See every Hollywood theater movie that was made during that same time.

Sorry about sounding so negative and repetitive. But half of today's brainwashed kids wearing masks don't know what it was like back when people went to see uncensored movies at public movie theaters.

No thanks to Jennifer Aniston, er all.

"I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror." Jennifer Aniston 

"You like to look at yourself in the mirror too much." Mrs. Laurence Relf, 1979

Hey, I was 28 years-old back then. Who can blame me?

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: That old deserted pioneer house with a red horse barn in back is just a block south west of the prophetic WHITE HORSE CROSSING landmark in Kent.

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.


Friday, July 30, 2021

THE DEPARTMENT OF JEWS

 The DOJ is stabbing America in the back right now per the lying and cheating spirit of JUDAS ISCARIOT at ogdenkraut.com 

Jennifer Aniston.

See every Jerry Lewis movie were the super Jew is the big jerk.

"How ironically speaking." Marilyn Monroe, 1959 

I'm thinking IT'S A MAD MAD MAD WORLD meets REDS.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Just saw a window decal on a royal blue turbo SUBARU the other day, bearing '...120' plates, that said "Cascade Loop Rally, 2019".

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Who are you kidding? Everybody knows that Rachael fucked Joey during their lunch time set breaks. 

Who wouldn't if they were married to some bisexual actor like a Brad Pitt or a Tom Criuse?

PS TOM CRIUSE: You don't have to have sex with another man in order to be bisexual. Everything happens spiritually before it happens physically.

Some of the most gay persons on the planet have never experienced a same sex encounter.

THE 1964 MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.

 Check out all of those CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 tv series clips of yours truly and Ken Keisler swinging into action to save their hot white girlfriends from the communist Jews.

Take for example my STARBUCKS date dream about Sandra Bullock last night. Where she had the pick of the litter; but she chose to fuck me because I'm as white as Portland, Oregon.

Naturally.

"Most Jews are communists!" Adolf Hitler, 1937

"What else is news?" Andy Warhol, interviewing for BLOW JOB etc. in 1963

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Heads up, Dr. Evil is starting to set his sights on the San Juan Islands. 


YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET

That marred servant actor who cut off the head of a 55 year-old lady named America near Carver, Minnesota, west of Savage, is a NATURAL BORN KILLERS confirmation.

The one that opens with the dude killing those President Trump supporters after he returns to office and finishes his green party key lime pie.

Like "I'm confused." says the way too old grandpa in MOONSTRUCK, understandably.

The one who keeps feeding his old dog under the table.

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RETROSPECTIVE NOTES: The scene where Woody robs a drug store for some Covidism snake bite vaccine shots is what makes NATURAL BORN KILLERS feel like today's news headlines.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Only old Jewish fat cats read the WALL STREET JOIRNAL editorial page anymore.

Not a lot of cutting edge action happening there these days, ratings wise.

What a joke, "I'm so excited." MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO

PS TWNERS: The key to understanding how Judah and Ephraim will be forced to lie down and play dead for 3 1/2 days, then suddenly rise up and take back a resurrected and born again America can be found in ABRAHAM 3.

More on this later as developments unfold.

PS AUNT JUDY: See FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL for any ideas about what to do for uncle Jim's reality tv funeral satire series about Covidism.



Thursday, July 29, 2021

HOW ABOUT THAT 8.2 AT 6:15 LONDON TIME?

 Talk about the movie trailer for CHUCKY GETS LUCKY.

The one about John Ritter suddenly dying in Hollywood; just like the tv news series media actor Joe Biden does in the next six to twelve months.

Ergo, BECKS funeral parlor in Edmonds, Washington has not seen any significant surge in profits lately.

Since most folks who die from Covidism would have died in the next six to twelve months anyway.

"I make em look better than they did when they were alive." MOONSTRUCK.

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PS UNCLE JIM: You always did have a rather positive negative sense of humor. 

How about changing your will and testament; and asking for a full open casket funeral on the tennis courts at the BELLEVUE CLUB?

Bruce Troxell staging and video taping the entire 90:00 event?

Naturally, everyone in attendance would have to sign a release form to be in the movie.

THIS IS PROBALY GOING TO STING A LITTLE.

 The word 'sting' refering to the con of Covidism, that says everybody must get the needle in their arm of flesh.

The word 'stung' refering to everyone who fell for the above long con in MATCHSTICK MEN meets HELP.

Ergo, THE BEATLES knew all about the shit eating Egyptian beetle god when they chose that name for their rock band.

Even the black bug who rolls along a big brown ball of shit that looks like an NBA basketball.

The black beetle also being an omen of upcoming death in PRACTICAL MAGIC etc. etc.

For example, John Lennon was "shot" in the back on Sammy Davis' 50th birthday.

Who was probably dead before he hit the ground.

"Strawberry fields forever bitch." DOCTOR EVIL 4.

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PS STING: Remember that time when your private jet crash landed at the Pisa, Italy airport?

Just up the block from where I lived back in the day.

PS DAN BONGINO: Sting was once a member of a band called THE POLICE. Back when it was cool to be a cop hero on the beat.

FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: My retrospective trilogy program will end with a screening of THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

PS COURTNEY COX: In my rock star vampire dream about you. After you were full of my antibody blood T-cells, you became aware of the princle of antigravity.

Such as walking on water, or walking across those hot BBQ coals in DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS meets BEVERLY HILLS COP.

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

THE GREEN HORNET PROPHECY

 The 2010 trailer for this one exposes how going green is the same thing as wearing a mask on your face in the year 2021.

"A rose by any other name is still a rose." A MOVEABLE FEAST

"Yeah, I wrote that." DOCTOR EVIL 4.

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PS COURTNEY COX: Last night I had a rock star vampire dream that I AM will replace your blood system with my own code 19 antibody T-cells in the upcoming physical transfiguration sex cult happening.

And you loved it.

Talk about getting my cock sucked off until it bleeds, Jennifer Aniston.

PS TRADER JOE: The reason why nobody is really that serious about assassinating you these days is because that would be a complete waste of time and lawyer fees.

Why not just wait six or twelve months and let Jesus take care of you?

I know, you're getting a thousand death threats on the dark web these days. But most of it is just [radio] talk.

PS THE FBI: Don't get me wrong now. I kind of have a thing for hot young Jewish lesbians who are physically fit and have a badge in their pocket, Sandra Bullock.

Fuck yes, "I hope there's a search involved." AUSTION POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME 

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEYS!

Believe it or not. THE MONKEYS sold more records than THE BEATLES back in the 1960s.

Whereas, Todd Herman explained how the international communist Jewish conspiracy is using propaganda slogans like "gun violence" to explain away the street gang warfare going on in America.

Therefore, God caused COAST TO COAST to post a video of those light skinned monkey gangs in Thailand engaging in street violence. Then running for cover over to the desecrated temple of the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14, yada yada.

Whatever, always go with your first impression. 

Like only after PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP returns to office. Then the niggers go ape shit in PLANET OF THE APES meets STAR WARS.

Right now, I'm not seeing any real evidence of the white christian man planning on taking up arms and storming the Capitol.

More like the other way around.

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PS THE FBI: Of all people, I should be the first to know. But I'm not hearing a thing from the far right these days about some serious armed militia uprising.

Probably because they sense that no one in his right mind will come to the rescue of the abomination of desolation in DANIEL 9.

Not even such neocon Jew fence sitters like Michael Medved or Mitt Romney.

Tuesday, July 27, 2021

CHARIOTS OF FIRE

 The film festival movie trailer for the above OLYMPICS sports movie prophecy is why most decent white Christians are no longer interested in today's Jewish owned and operated negro sports teams.

Mind you, almost every actor in this superior white race movie is Jewish.

Not to mention the writers, directors and producers.

Talk about JEWS FOR JESUS.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Oh come on. ANON has to be a 'red flag' front run by the clever Jews who just want to make white christian men look stupid and crazy.

Take for example Barack Obama's obviously fake birth certificate. Which to this day, you still claim is the real thing.

You should know better by now, shame on you; more Todd Herman, less Mitt Romney.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN ON BICYCLES

 77 year-old former Senator Michael Enzi fell off his bicycle in a small dusty western town in Divine confirmation of the prophetic meaning to THE LAST PICTURE SHOW.

Rhymes with the end, however you look at it.

Meanwhile, former 80 year-old Jewiss Senator Boxer got mugged from behind by a nigger in Jack London Square in confirmation of THE GRADUATE prophecy about me living in a boarding house in 2021.

The one where she has fun fun fun until her daddy takes her plastic iPhone away in that iconic 1960s California BEACH BOYS song.

What goes around comes around, bitch.

Think Paris, Idaho meets LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

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PS NBC: Whatever you're trying to do, it's not working is it.

PS SIENNA MILLER: All of this money in my pocket, but no girlfriend to spend it on.

Monday, July 26, 2021

THE LAST FILM FESTIVAL PICTURE SHOW

 THE LAST PICTURE SHOW trailer features my antihero in AMERICAN GIGOLO because of the upcoming physical transfiguration that is going to completely transform Hollywood into white Christian small 'r' republicans.

Talk about the upcoming "come to Jesus moment" when even Michael Medved has to confess that the 2020 election in Michigan was the work of the devil at thegatewaypundit.com .

Per all of those callers from the boondocks on Medved's "conspiracy day" show who claim that there is an international Jewish bankers conspiracy to take over the world by way of amazon.com .

Pretty hard to argue with that shit these days.

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PS MISS CARDIN: One of the surprising benefits of living in Kent's arm pit of Washington State, is that you can walk into any number of Russian boutique food shops and buy fresh virgin veal sausages and tenderloin roasts.

PS TMZ: There is no such thing as "homophobia". There is only negro voodoo Satanism on the down low and Caucasian Christianity.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: You and your sisters are responsible for America becoming like South Africa.

So now you bitches get to pay for it through the nose.

You should have known.

15 POUNDER

 Those 7 people died in a dust storm pile up on I-15 in Utah's Millard County for Dori Monson's 15 lb king omen.

Think Mill Creek meets Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park on 710 KIRO's "Big Show"

No wonder my vision of a mother holding a child mask took place on West Temple in Salt Lake City, Utah. Right in front of THE SALT PALACE. 

Then later I read that the Great Salt Lake is at it's lowest level since CARNIVAL OF SOULS was still playing in late run art houses.

Rhymes with the late mormon church President Monson.

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NEW READER NOTES: The LDS church owns KIRO 7 in Seattle.

Sunday, July 25, 2021

COVIDISM IS FOR SUCKERS

 Last night at 2:02 am, I had a vision of a mother holding a child size mask; when Michael exclaimed "NO!"

Rhyming with "The big N.0." line in WILD AT HEART. When the kids are on their way to Van Horn, Texas standing in for Big Tuna, Texas.

Both of which look just like that small dusty Texas town where Jeff Bezos grew up in THE LAST PICTURE SHOW meets MIDNIGHT COWBOY.

And nobody can stop them; not even Nancy Pelosi and Jennifer Aniston put together.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: So far Sandra Bullock is only on the hook for 3 big ones.

Of course, she's not the only fish in the sea.

Whatever, you handle that stuff.

Because right now I'm only interested in acting and fucking my A-list 35ish co-stars in my movie set trailer.

PS LARRY DAVID: As an arrogant superior race white man liberal of the Jewish athiest persuasion; you were meant to support Bernie Sanders in 2020 because he is a born again 1930s style FDR new deal Nazi.

"It is what it is." Rush Limbaugh, 2021

EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES IN 2022

 If you don't believe it, you can watch the retrospective film festival 1260 days movie trailer that happened back in 1993.

"What goes around comes around." HEART LIKE A WHEEL

"HEART LIKE A WHEEL is one of those film festival movies..." Michael Medved on PBS back in the day.

Let me guesstimate, today's die hard old fashion middle aged drag racing fans are 99% Trump supporters.

With a 5% lesbian margin of error of course.

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PS KEVIN KLINE: In the past two nights I have had two dreams about you. Both of which were very positive. 

PS ALEC BALDWIN: More positive, less negative.

PS CHRIS WOOD: Go ahead and write your G RATED screenplay idea about Mel Gibson playing Santa Claus as some kind of a white racist serial killer child molester from Tacoma, Washington.

I especially like the part where he finally finishes the job that Ted Bundy started.

Bruce Troxell directing? Jim Carey stepping into the role at the last minute after Mel Gibson's Jewish agent declines?


Saturday, July 24, 2021

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING

 On a very personal note, this famous line in MULHOLLAND DRIVE was about my sexytary talking to me on a RADIO SHACK land line at my low rent hotel room hideout in Provo, Utah circa 1989.

As just confirmed at WND by their Covidism piece about that Detroit, Michigan bitch on wheels who is wearing the exact same leather outfit as Uma Therman does in EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE SHITS meets MY OWN PRIVATE NORTHERN IDAHO.

No wonder I will be casting only English actors in my first DRIFWOOD PLAYERS production.

"If the play is a success, I'll let you fuck me." Said the lead girl to the director Danny Simon in East London; who died years later in Gus Van Sant's Portland, Oregon.

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: I just added EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES to my own prive retrospective program.

Still have not locked in my first new movie debut. So many girlfriends, so little time.

GREG'S BBQ CHICKEN: Marinade your skinless chicken cuts overnight in any cheap French Orange liquor with a cup of diced fresh garlic and two table spoons of sea salt.

Tastes almost like any three star pressed duck in Paris, France. Espescially if you only use the dark meat.

SHOCK THERAPY

 Today's too polite white Christians needed to get their minds shocked by the perverted election in 2020 in order to realize that racialism is real.

Or in other words, the negro really is a "beast in the field" in the 2BC who should not be given the mormon priesthood. Much less be allowed to fuck your daughters and get to vote.

Read every shocking article in THE DESERET NEWS about the conservative Republican white man in Salt Lake City, Utah being the bad guy, aunt Judy.

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PS COUSIN ROBBIE: The other night at 4:22 am, AMBER ALERT time, I dreamed that Alayna will eventually be adopted by your own adopted and well adjusted daughter living up in Marysville; after cousin Davie is no longer with us, cousin Peggy.

Think Mill Creek, Washington meets Mill Creek Canyon Earthworks Park in Kent, Sienna Miller.

PS MR PRESIDENT: After you become SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE in 2200. Joe Biden will suddenly die from Covidism. And Kamala Harris will suddenly be assassinated by some crazy overweight SON OF SAM figure, former FBI ACADEMY reject, current CIA spy desk top computer jockey loser at THE NEW YORK TIMES.

Easy money baby.

Friday, July 23, 2021

SUFFERING FROM HYSTERIA

 "You wanna be the daddy?" Dr. Evil in AP:2

"Too many people love big daddy government in western Washington." Todd Herman, speaking from his home studio in Spokane, a.k.a. northern Idaho.

The official 2:19 movie trailer for A DANGEROUS METHOD portrays the level of insanity that we are dealing with today.

Like people as young as Keira Knightley was in 2011, walking around town in Olympia with two masks on their face, even after getting their two CDC shots.

Hoping and praying that the third-time shot is the charm.

"Just a little prick." and a sucker from the doctor in AP:2

"Folks in their twenties have statistically a 100% recovery rate from the Covid flu." Todd Herman, KTTH, Seattle.

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PS AUNT JUDIE: I saw a sterling ACCORD car sign along Woodland in Kent Friday morning that indicated that uncle Jim's sporty car was an electric. 

If true, that would be a Divine confirmation of the green ghost [economy] electric magnetic car in THE AVENGERS 1960s British tv series.

The one about the "green" fence sitter getting electrocuted to death called "POSITIVE NEGATIVE", Larry David.

COVIDISM IS SADOMASKOCHISM

 Contrary to what the Jewish homosexuals in the flaky media say.

A flu virus with a 99.8% recovery rate is not, and never has been a pandemic.

"The French language sounds like some foreign gay guy talking with a lisp." Howard Stern, 1980.

Therefore, the Japanese OLYMPICS are an Olympia, Washington thing.

Per all of those Japanese car sister citys to Seattle, Kent, Bellevue, yada yada.

Think GREG'S JAPANESE AUTO REPAIR meets JEFF'S AUTO REPAIR meets GREASE MONKEY's 5 locations along I-5.

Alas, "Too many kids are glued to their iPhones these days, and never get outside enough." O MAGAZINE

No wonder the majority of blacks are antisemitic these days.

"Everybody hates the Jews!" Adolf Hitler, 1928

I know, yours truly is still stuck in some kind of a neurotic love-hate relationship with my back-stabbing Jewess [exwife] from the Germanic Nancy, France area.

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Thursday, July 22, 2021

YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

 Those 6 HBO sequels of THE UNDOING were based upon the above book title written by a Jew.

Better watch your back Joe Biden. 

The more Jews you hire, the better chance of one of them stabbing you in the back.

No wonder the mormon church never recovered from my three live radio call-in interviews on KALL; back during the rush hour drive times in the 1260s.

After that, it was all down hill, Bud Harkom.

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PS AUNT JUDIE: If no one is interested in uncle Jim's old sporty car after he kicks the bucket, I'll take it off your hands for a fare price.

"Where did you get that car?" Laurence Pierson, 1980, Northgate, Seattle, off 105th.

"I bought it." Greg Relf

PS KIT WINN: When you walk into WELLES FARGO bank to ask for an unsecured $10,000,000 signature loan, tell the guy that he reminds you of Jim Carey in YES MAN.

"Flattery will get you everywhere." Joan Rivers, 1987.

BIG FISH

 KIRO's Dori Monson caught that 15 lb hatchery King salmon in Puget Sound last weekend in confirmation of my many dreams and visions that happen along 15th Ave N.E. in Seattle.

Per his TWITTER pic on that FFing boat that says "...aBeast" in the background.

Which stands for the beast who has released one of the seven Covidism viles in the last days. 

Starting with the climate change drought heat in REVELATION 16.

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PS W: Not everything that looks big is big. 

Remember that time when you took Putin fishing, and he caught the biggest fish?

PS KIT WINN: If it's not too late, buy up all of the timber acreage between King Lake and Drunken Charlie Lake. Take out a commercial bank loan at WELLES FARGO if you must.

PS DAN BONGINO: Getting rid of your iPhone completely is the only way that we are going to keep the 666 wolf away from our door.

"Rule no.2, never write anything down." MATCHSTICK MEN.

No wonder Bill Murray never signs anything on paper. And only uses an old RADIO SHACK land line telephone recorder.

See every David Lynch movie that has a satanic cell phone scene in it.

"You can never trust a Jew!" Adolf Hitler, 1935

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

THE UNDOING, MAY 2020

 "Exactly how weak do you think I AM."

According to political science and data, the Republicans are all set to take back the Greek House of Israel in 22; relatively speaking.

Per the dying words of my uncle Jim in Kirkland who looks exactly like Hugh Grant in his above final will and testament film.

Yeah I know, Jim was your typical lying and cheating liberal asshole. But so are half of today's conservative 12 Apostles in the modern day revelation called CARNIVAL OF SOULS, Warren L. Harkom of Lehi, Utah.

Think Mitt Romney meets Joe Biden in the year 2022.

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PS JEFF BEZOS: Leave the exciting midnight PLAYBOY MANSION sex life to me. Stick with what you are good at. 

Like driving around in a brown truck in a small town delivering plain brown boxes, Eric Jaderholm.

Talk about all hat and no cattle.

JESUS WAS THE ORIGINAL ANTICHRIST

 "Calling Dr. Freud." AUSTIN POWERS 2

Jesus Christ was a tall blond white man with blue eyes.

The Jews are obviously the superior race, according to science and data.

Therefore, the greatest threat to today's Africanized America are white christian males who refuse to get those two COVIDISM shots of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11.

Think MIDNIGHT COWBOY was from Jeff Bezos' original home town in Texas.

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JESUS FREAK NOTES: Tuesday night at 10:11 pm, Jesus warned me about an earthquake happening in the Seattle area sometime soon; literally speaking.

"God punishes those whom he loves the most." Todd Herman

AUSTIN POWERS IS THE ANTICHRIST

YEAH BABY!!

"I AM society's EXLAX pill." Howard Stern, 1989

Talk about an inside job.

Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore is riding my Peggy while looking at the sinking TITANIC ship on a wide screen tv in Russia. Juxapositioned above the Greek temple of the US SUPREME COURT, and all of those tall buildings in Lehi's dream.

Note the Toronto, Canada skyline in the background.

Alas, nobody gets to buy and sell at the TORONTO INTERNATION FILM FESTIVAL this year unless they have the mark of 666 beast in their hand.

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OH CANADA: British Columbia is for nudists campers and flyfishing swingers. Alberta is for mormon polygamist squares who have seven wives. The rest is for polite democratic fascists who still have a bug up their ass about America.

PS KIT WINN: Two nights ago I dreamed that a nasty little black spider bit you on top of your left shoulder.

At first you just brushed it off. But then the metaphorical Covidism jab turned into some red swollen volcano that was spitting out white puss that looked like cum.

PS GISELE BUNDCHEN: Tell you high school quarterback boyfriend that he needs to spend more time reading books, and less time golfing with his niggers.

"Golfing is so gay." Howard Stern

See every Hollywood teen movie even made where the tall white quarterback boyfriend is a complete jerk.

Tuesday, July 20, 2021

AUSTIN POWERS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

 "Horny little bugger." AUSTIN POWERS 2.

Former Secret Service agent Daniel Bongino broke the story about the PEGASUS spyware bug that is inside of your 666 AMAZON purchasing app right before liftoff in Van Horn, Texas.

Talk about 5.5 billion dollars in wasted free publicity.

In confirmation of Drew Barrymore riding my full 7" circumsized peg bareback at pornhub.com

Note how white her ass is. Which represents the pure white horse Greek goddess of PEGASUS.

"Hugh still has a bug up his ass about something..." Elizabeth Hurley 

Read uncle Jim of Kirkland, Washington; now dying from prostrate cancer.

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OH CANADA NOTES: On August 9th, I AM will be the one who decides who gets to come across your undefended borders in EZEKIEL 38; and who does not.

"You don't know who you're messing with." WILD AT HEART

How about that; no fake vaccination passport, no Washington State drivers licence, no car insurance, no ten day tourist fishing licence, no registered gun permit.

Sounds like some fantasy nudist camping vacation in paradise; clothing optional.

And you don't even need a government permit to have a campfire cookout.

COVIDISM IS A PAPERWORK TIGER

 "God works in mysterious ways. And so does the devil." Orson Welles, 1975

For example, China Joe had to steal the election in 2020 in order that the Jews would eventualy realize what a crock of shit Dr Fauci er all are.

Breaking news, sometimes the communist party media is full of shit, Larry David.

Ergo, the socialist Jews will only stop their lying, cheating and conniving ways after they suffer enough ratings pain in DC 133:35.

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PS KYLE MACLACHLAN: I don't do film festival zoom interviews. Hell, I barely use my iPhone for local weather reports and earthquake updates as it is.

I know "I'm kind of bad in that way." Vince Vaughn, 2005

Monday, July 19, 2021

VAN HORN, TEXAS

 "They do everything big in Texas." George W Bush

Van Horn's wiki page was last updated on May 30 at 7:20 London time, as of 3:19 pm PST.

Because it is located along the USA time-line due south of the ongoing earthquake swarm happening around Joe Biden's Delaware Mtns, Joe Biden's dried up Delaware Rive, and Joe Biden's Delaware Valley.

Usually they're reported as an event happening well south of Whites City, New Mexico and the Black River.

Ergo, Van Horn itself is located between Rt.111 Devil's Ridge to the west, and Kent, Texas to the east; along the last days ten virgins landmark of I-10.

No wonder Dr Evil is the biggest land owner in Texas.

Time to own it dude.

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PS ACE BONE: The reason why they never let that old 82 year-lady lady go into space with the other men, is because men and women didn't share the same bathroom back then.

PS DR EVIL: I hope and pray that nothing bad happens to you personally this Tuesday. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you around for my main Greek god of science muse anymore.

PS DREW BARRYMORE: Last night I dreamed that you were that Russian babe that I AM is fucking at pornhub.com these days in front of a big wide screen tv saver.

Oh yeah "There will be a revival in Russia." Jesus Christ

"Back, back, back in the USSR... You don't know how lucky you are boy." THE BEATLES 

PS ROCKET MAN: Oh for Christ sake, get a clue.

PS CHINATOWN: Better watch your back China girl. Russia will destroy you before you can destroy western Christian civilization. Blood is thicker than water, Joe Biden.

IT LOOKS LIKE A JOHNSON!

 According to science and data, the JOHNSON & JOHNSON shots are now killing more people than the Covid flu virus itself.

Sounds like every 1969 monologue by William F Buckley Jr on FIRING LINE about how stupid the government is.

"I don't know, I've seen bigger." Woody Harrelson in AP 2.

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PS SEATTLE TIMES: The people will only stop asking you rude questions when you start giving them more plain answers.

Think SILENCE OF THE LAMBS meets TWIN PEAKS is all about today's secretive Jews.

PS GEORGE WILL: Joseph Smith was the starting pitcher, yours truly is the closer.

Sunday, July 18, 2021

DOCTOR EVIL IS BACK

 After I read that Dr. Evil is scheduled to rocket into outer space on Gisele Bundchen's German surnamed birthday, I checked out the 1999 preview for AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME.

Where I saw FAT BASTURD giving my Kent, England anti hero spy a reverse Covidism injection liposuction shot.

Circa 1969.

The one where he attempts to steal my BRANCH DAVIDIAN mojo in the stolen 2020 reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Ergo, the no.2 movie's introduction of Mini Me. 

Per the report I read claiming that there will be a virgin teenager on board for his first time.

Whatever it takes to get the ladies turned on and tuned into to Jesus.

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PS MADONNA: Are you ready yet? Or do you still need a little more time to think about it?


BABY GOT BACK

 My white babes in skin tight white jeans go back to their Israelitish roots after they get sick and tired of seeing all of those fat nigger bitches posing in French bikinis for 42 months in VANITY FAIR er all.

"It is what it is." BOOGIE NIGHTS 

See every Hollywood movie ever made where the sexy lady is not overweight by 50 lbs.

"And I don't care who knows it." DOCTOR EVIL 4

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PS LARRY DAVID: I know you are, but what AM I?

PS KIT WINN: Someone is knocking on your door. Do me a favor and let him in.

PS JER/USA/LEM: Not everything that looks like science is science.

Take for example that handsom little devil Tom Cruise who voted for Joe Biden.

PS CHARLIZE THERON: As South Africa goes, so goes America in OUT OF AFRICA.

COVIDISM IS SOOO JEWISH

 "And I say unto him that when a body is infected by some particular disease, because of the opposition of the body against this disease, it becomes immune from having it again."

2BC 45:3

No wonder the hard headed Jews are still censoring the STANFORD CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL's peer reviewed white papers at FACEBOOK and YOUTUBE er all.

Which is the ultimate example of why God let the first 666 beast kill 6,666,666 Jews in the first place.

And then the stiff necked jerk-offs would just turn around and create a whole new and improved 666 matrix.

Always based upon junk government science and fake government statistics, of course.

Obviously, "Most Jews are athiest." Jim Relf, Kirkland, Washington, King County.

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PS ISRAEL: Traditional vaccine shots are natural. Latter-day DNA protein blood infusions are not natural.

Just learned this week that my former sister in law in Utah died from a blood clot after getting her two Covidism injections.

Which begs the silly question. I wonder how many of the 12 LDS Apostles are now "fully vaccinated"? And therefore they are allowed by the government to go to church without wearing a mask.

PS JULIA ROBERTS: For whatever it's worth, I do find your 16 year-old virgin daughter rather attractive.

Let me guess, she has never attended a public school in her life.

PS SPIKE LEE: Stop playing your typical intellectual mormon apologist at BYU. You spilled the beans at CANNES because that is what the niggers are called to do in the latter-days of the negro priesthood abomination of desolation.

PS FOX NEWS: You never report about the stolen election evidence in 2020 because your network is owned and operated by a lying Jew.

Hello NBC.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: The other night I dreamed that you were not that into watching me fucking virgin teenages. 

Too bad for you.

Saturday, July 17, 2021

THE SECOND COMING OF THE FRENCH REVOLUTION

 The little people took to the streets in Paris on the same day that all of those fat cat Jews were celebrating the latest winner at CANNES.

Meanwhile, an ISAIAH 50 style heat wave was bearing down on Israel in memory of when the gentiles destroyed their Hebrew temple theater.

Don't forget to remember the Alamo on your upcoming bithday, Sandra Bullock.

"No cake, no frosting." Elizabeth Taylor

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PS PAUL GARRISON: The one who has the Spirit of truth in JOHN 16:13 is non other than me.

Which is the reason why so many folks get confused about me in REVELATION 19 and 2BC 91.

Not to mention ISAIAHEXPLAINED.COM in Kent, Washington, King County.

PS ST PETER: Last night I dreamed that you were riding in a 1960s yellow VW beetle that rammed into the back of a London Taxi. 

THE 1:46 KILL CHAIN TRAILER

 The sleazy hotel that Nicolas Cage owns and operates in KILL CHAIN represents a TRUMP HOTEL in the time when there would be no chain of custody in the illegal voting process of some third world country.

Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets THE THIRD MAN meets THE DARLING LIMITED.

Not to mention BAR/TON FINK.

"The Jews are responsible for this!.." Adolf Hitler, 1934, refering to the great depression.

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Friday, July 16, 2021

KILLING IT 24/7/365

 I knew that something was not quite right after I read some inane snarky comment about KILL CHAIN on the internet, starring Nicholas Cage.

A movie that I never knew even existed.

So then I went to wikipedea.com and discovered that most all of the information about the little October 18, 2021 indie film had been deleted.

JACKPOT!!

Talk about a billion dollars in free publicity.

"You always want most what they don't let you have." Elizabeth Taylor

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THE TRILOGY MOVIE

 Light years before streaming, the film trilogy was a big thing.

Back when people could gather in public without needing a permission slip from their local heath authorities in BRAZIL meets AUSTIN POWERS meets EATING RAOUL.

Hence, that handsom young white cop actor shot that nigger on Hollywood Blvd's WALK OF STARS right before the end of the CANNES FILM FESTIVAL this week.

Think INLAND EMPIRE meets MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets LOST HIGHWAY.

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PS PRINCESS PEGGY: Arizona Senator Wendy Rogers looks like you for a reason. 

Blood is thicker than water.

Thursday, July 15, 2021

THE ENDING CREDITS

 "Use whatever it requires, but end it." 3 DAYS OF THE CONDOR 

"This is not going to end well." Newt Gingrich 

"Ya think so doctor?" BOOGIE NIGHTS

"Damn it Janet!" Yours truly, fed up with Jennifer Aniston in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW parable.

"Must be a hunting lodge for rich weirdos." Yours truly talking to my fiancee in THE ROCKY WHORE PICTURE SHOW

"OK that's enough." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

"I invented the air quotes." DOCTOR EVIL 4

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PS HOWARD STERN: How about a live satellite-radio interview with Miley Cyrus? 

Personally my first question would be, 'When was the first time that you ever had anal sex? And how did it feel?"

And if that's a no go. Invite Megan Fox to be on the show.

My first question to her being 'Could you speak to us in tongues?'

THREE DAY WEEKEND AT ADAM SANDLER'S BEACH HOUSE

 Cocktails for breakfast with your three eggs Benedict smoked salmon brunch with fresh squeezed orange juice?

No wonder the A-list dude likes to pack on a few pounds in between gigs.

One might as well be doing something while you're doing nothing.

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PS KIT WINN: Driving a car around town without a voter ID card in Washington State has been one of the most liberating experiences in my life.

Right up there with carrying an unregistered gun in my pack with no weapon permit in Monroe.

Who needs rules, when there are no rules?

Talk about the wild wild west.

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

GOING POSTAL AT AMAZON.COM

 That Chinatown gal was making fake copies of the 2020 election mail-in ballots when the Swedish hit man guns her down with his Israeli made UZI 9 in the THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR parable.

1975 standing for the 75 million votes that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP got back in 2020.

Google every news video where the niggers go ape shit at your local MCDONALDS because the white slave working behind the counter somehow disrespected them.

Which was the basic premise behind Joe Biden's communist propaganda speech in 1776 Philadelphia on Tuesday.

Even the same day that the AMERICAN MARXISM book came out on Miley Cyrus' INSTAGRAM account.

Remember, amazon.com started out as just an online book store for old lazy Jewish beatkniks. Who just wanted to lay around their mama's pad and read books and play the guitar and sip expresso at the local Seattle STARBUCKS.

Not knowing that there was a whole other side to the scene in OUR MAN FLINT and IN LIKE FLINT.

Ergo, the AUSTIN POWERS hippie CIA spy movies came out around the same time that Dr Evil came to town.

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PS FOX NEWS: There is nothing "controversial" about a voter law that requires voters to show ID. 

No wonder your post 2020 election ratings are still in the tank.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Sun's up, bunds out, pretty girl.

"Always fuck while the iron is hot." Elizabeth Taylor, 1973, Rome, Italy.

PS ANNALYNNE MCCORD: Yesterday I dreamed that Steven Fresh and I were going to take you and your sister out on a double date at the movies this Friday.

Talk about a three days 72 hours weekend warning. 

Better start fasting and starving yourselves today; because daddy is going to be in change of the roast beef BBQ feast this weekend up in the East Hamptons.

STARRING ROBERT REDFORD

 Before there was 24 HOURS, before there was 48 HOURS, there were 72 hours.

"Section 917 may have been hit." says the deep state dispatcher in the THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR movie trailer.

Spoken light years before we knew that 9.17 was some secret same day connection to Judah's 1260 countdown, beginning on April 6, 1993.

September 17 starting at sundown on September 16, yada yada.

September 16 beginning at sundown on September 15, according to the Gregorian calendar.

Note the above trailer's classic short Jew schnozzle shots.

Going up against the US POSTAL SERVICE delivery man who now works for AMAZON in the year 2021.

"Most Jews just like to read books..." Adolf Hitler, 1930.

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THE UNBEARABLE WHITENESS OF BEING JOE BIDEN

 Talk about the chocolate frosting on the vanilla cake. 

When that Harry Potter lightening bolt torch burned off the painted topping and exposed the red state masonite bricks in Toledo, Ohio; that were hiding just underneath a mural of George Floyd.

Because today's niggers are suffocating the more civilized white folks all across America.

On the positive side, Michael told me to listen to the Michael Knowles show on Tuesday.

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PS SNOOP DOG: When I say white folks, I mean 52% Republican, 48% white trash.

PS ROBERT REFORD: I just found a slot for THREE DAYS OF THE CONDOR in my retroactive film festival program.

"It's a 45 automatic!" Obviously.

PS JOE BIDEN: You are the snake poison venom [covid shot] that cures the lost white ten tribes of Israel men in the PEARL OF GREAT PRICE meets PORKYS. 

"I don't identify with being white or black..." Todd Herman.


Tuesday, July 13, 2021

EAT LEAD

 So many bad things are happening to the bad guys today, that it's going to take me at least 24 hours to digest it all and report back to you on this blog from Kent, Washington, USA, King County.

And we're only into the third afternoon hour as I speak.

9 hours to go is a lot of time for shit to happen.

"Talk about the frosting on the cake." Jesus Christ, 3:18 pm.

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PS KIT WINN: Most custom 357 loads are a mix of 50/50 black powder and white powder.

At lot times, they just use half white powder loads. But it's not the same thing. You might as well just use a 380 purse pistol.

BULLETS OVER BROADWAY

 If I was a Jewish lesbian FBI [or negro] agent knocking on doors in Hannibal, Missouri, or someplace like that, I would wear that same bullet proof vest in 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY.

Take for example that fucker named Jesus going around knocking on doors in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

Or for another example, that nurse Betty bitch at my door in EATING ROAUL.

 Asking me if I voted for Joe Biden in the last election.

Oh yeah, "I like to party..." says the white war hero veteran in WAG THE DOG.

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Monday, July 12, 2021

GOOGLE IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT

Before there was MULHOLLAND DRIVE, there was 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY.

Plus light years before both of them, there was TWIN PEAKS.

And I can prove it to you by disecting YOUTUBE's 8 video clips of the above typical film festival movie from the 1260s.

Why pay for the cow when you can get the milk for free in Carnation, Washinton, Kit Winn?

Think AIRPLANE meets NAKED GUN 33 1/3, "The Final Insult" at your local multiplex mall theaters in Lynnwood.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: That Chinatown incident in the Yellow Sea was confirmation of your latest yellow sea starfish dress on INSTAGRAM.

Keep up the good work, and you will be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.

THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING UNCOMFORTABLE

 Seattle's local anti hero tells Matthew Mcconaughty to get comfortable before he shoots him in 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY.

Because guys like him don't really want to rock the boat and risk spoiling their tranquility, Mitt Romney.

FOX NEWS same thing.

Ergo "So then because thou art luke-warm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." REVELATION 3:16.

No "Passion is the enemy of precision." ZERO EFFECT

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CPAC NOTE: Did anybody see Matthew Mcconaughty at CPAC? Just asking.

Guess he didn't want to queer his next Hollywood movie deal, Bill Barr.

PS JIM CARREY: Wouldn't hurt to have a little star power at my innaugural film festival launch this month. 

Doing anything this next weekend, that couldn't wait until next weekend?

PS BERNIE SANDERS: I can't blame you. You're too old, and you're too Jewish, to be a passionate counter revolutionary force for good anymore, Warren Beatty.

"Communism is a young man's game." William F Buckley Jr 1963.


Sunday, July 11, 2021

JESUS CHRIST ALREADY

 Looks like my two days notice from Jesus was a 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY thing afterall.

Think Maple Valley, King County meets Skagit Valley, Skagit County, Washington.

I knowww, lots of valleys, knolls and peaks in the Evergreen State. After awhile it gets kind of confusing.

For example "TWIN PEAKS was just too confusing for some people." THE SEATTLE WEEKLY

I would only add, much like THE REVELATION OF ST. JOHN THE DIVINE.

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: Robert Blake was wearing Covidism gloves when he shot his ex wife in the face in Studio City. Hence no gunsmoke residue on his fingers.

PS KIT WINN: I only use custom black powder loads in my 357 magnum COLT; hence no blinding fireball; a more gentle kick-back with less velocity. Also, I only use uncoated lead bullets, which are more soft and have less resistance coming out of the barrel.

And a lot quieter to boot.

Something I learned about when I was a mormon missionary in Palermo, Sicily.

BACK THE FUCK OFF NIGGER

 "Something bad is going to happen on Tuesday." Jesus Christ, 11:48 am local time.

What the fuck does that mean? 

I guess that's for him to know, and the mother fucker niggers to find out.

Whatever, every cloud has a silver lining.

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FILM FESTIVAL SCREENING NOTES: The debut ANNETTE feature at CANNES is a homage to ANNIE HALL.

PS VIRGIN: Everything that you are doing is a prophecy about when the computer will be deactivated in 2001: A SPACE ODDITY, happening during the era of the ten virgins.

Not to mention the return to slavery in PLANET OF THE APES.

No more iPhones, no more Jewish lesbian marxism, no more so called Democrats and Republicans, yada yada.

Not to mention apostate christian mormon monogamy.

A RETROSPECTIVE BY PETER BOGDANOVICH

 "If you are a willing participant, it may take you some place great."

The above 6:29 YOUTUBE on F FOR FAKE pretty much nails it.

Take for example the French trailer of the 1974 film that features Orson Welles playfully wearing Covidism gloves.

Then see everyone wearing gloves and masks at this year's delayed CANNES FILM FESTIVAL.

Most of whom are Jewish.

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PS SIENNA MILLER: Your nude black and white PIRELLI calender pictures were inspired by your look alike table scenes in F FOR FAKE meets ROMA.

Talk about A MOVEABLE FEAST in DC 58 is all about the last supper of Christ in THE DAH VINCI CODE.

The above nastolgic 1920s Hemingway book being about people who look like they did back in their 20s.

Saturday, July 10, 2021

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY GOD

 "It takes a miracle to get a movie made these days." Robert De Niro, back in the day.

Contrast that with, "I don't believe in God." Woody Allen, 2019.

So why not believe that such a prophetic art film like F FOR FAKE was caused by God to happen in the year 2021?

They don't call LA "the city of angles" for nothing.

"I hate everything about Los Angeles..." Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL meets PLAY IT AGAIN SAM.

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L FOR LOOK ALIKE FAKER

"His world is a world of make-believe." Orson Welles, 1974

So we can see that F FOR FAKE is about the art works of Hunter Biden in 2021 because the art film's antihero looks so much like his always-smiling father figure.

Think HANNIBAL 2 meets STEALING BEAUTY in Tuscany, Italy.

Lots of art galleries in Edmonds, Washington, Rick Steves.

Been there, done that, myself.

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DRIFTWOOD PLAYER NOTES: I can get Carrey Mulligan for you if the play is good enough.

Desperate girls do desperate things. Sounds like the tempting title of a nice little local theater comedy production if you ask me.

"God knows I could use the royalties of a hit play." DEATH TRAP

Friday, July 9, 2021

F FOR FAKE 2021

"This is a film about trickery... about lies." Orson Welles

 The all new original 9 minute movie trailer for the above film festival movie will be my art film premiere for THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL in Covington, Washington, King County, USA.

Talk about combining the documentary program with the retrospective program at your local no budget film festival.

Whatever. The festival's new films program is still open for any last minute backroom screening deals. If the money is right of course.

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTES: There will be plenty of free parking available for the event in front of LA FITNESS.

Also, the usual exclusive meet and greet cocktail party will take place at that old school Italian restaurant located right across the highway. Which looks exactly like that Studio City place where Robert Blake shot his exwife in the face up close and personal.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD JEWISH MEN

 "Make no mistake, he must be stopped." DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT, 2021.

Think Mel Brooks voted for the brain dead Joe Biden way back in 2020.

And he probably would do it again, even if he dies before his completely unbelievable re election sequel in 2024.

See every zombie apocalypse movie ever made.

Especially the one where my uncle Bob, on my mother's side, gets it in the end in his 80s.

The one where the white NRA mob shoots Barack Obama; who was standing in front of the white house window.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Larry David.

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PS POLITICO: The delusional visionary Adolf Hitler also believed that today's born again democratic fascists would be in power for a thousand years.

"Democracy is mob rule." THE NEW AMERICAN, 1968.

Talk about the New Jerusalem in the BM and the DC.

2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY

 "A murder was one way to bring them all together." 

The rubber gloves and the deadly injection shot is what makes this little 1996 film festival movie such a perfect code 19 prophecy set in 2021.

Plus, I always did want to play Seattle's local hero James Spader in the movies.

Think Ken Keisler meets Greg Relf.

Mind you, this was light years before I understood that the bad boy always gets the good girl.

Note the nervous Matthew Macconaughey look alike in the above film trailer.

Not to mention the Justin Theroux look alike in the background.

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PS COURTNEY LOVE: Help is on the way.

Thursday, July 8, 2021

TIME BANDITS 2021

 "They didn't make history, they stole it." goes the above prophetic movie poster at Wikipedia, circa 1981.

"Time bandits cannot be hushed hushed." Says the timely movie trailer.

No wonder they wrapped this one in the same month and year that my forerunner French wife dumped on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS.

Also rhymes with February 17, 1981.

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JENNIFER LAWRENCE OF ARABIA

 My REVELATION 3:9 retrospective program was pre-confirmed by that UHAUL moving truck propane tank explosion in Edmonds, Washington.

For the one that shook the earth in Mentor, Ohio at AMERICAN PROPANE, back in the day; just north of the Kirkland Temple.

The above actress being famous for her method actor portrait in 2012's SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.

Not to mention her fabulous cum shots that were hacked off her iphone.

Talk about crying all the way to the bank.

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PS JENNIFER GARNER: You look good in baby blue.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Your 37ish look alike who went viral was about the physical transfiguration of a younger looking you.

PS JENNIFER LOPEZ: When a brother dies, his other brother is supposed to take care of his wives. So that she doesn't go out seeking after strange flesh at the local disco.


Wednesday, July 7, 2021

THE ARM OF FLESH

 That armed intruder at the door in California's red wine country was shot dead on the eve of Joe Biden saying that the federali are going to be knocking on your door to see if you have been shot in the arm yet.

Rhymes with, "Oh for Christ's sake, fuck off." George Clooney.

And I quote, "Bang bang, he shot me down..." Cher

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FILM NOTES: When the nigger gets shot dead in the opening of EATING RAOUL, we know it's a prophecy about the Hunter Biden era crime wave in LA, circa 2021.

As confirmed by that look alike banker who just cancelled the credit cards of some PROUD BOYS swinger.

The one who just wanted to break free from all of today's boring white christian monogamy hang ups.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

THE EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL

 Looks like everything is set to go for my own private 85" wide screen film festival in stereo this month.

Sorry about the unforeseen leap year delay.

Now I know how impossible it is for these artsy fartsy committees to decide which movies to feature during their tight one week schedules.

Hell. I'm still not sure whether to call it the KENT HIGHWAY FILM FESTIVAL; or just stick with my original brand name.

Whatever "Always go with your first impression..." John Huston

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FILM FESTIVAL NOTE: I can tell you this much. The usual retrospective program will kick off with LAWERENCE OF ARABIA, with special emphasis in the Q&A on REVELATION 3: 9.

PS MR PRESIDENT: The only way to get rid of the diseased FBI and the infested CIA is to make up a whole new federal government from pure scratch.

Probably starting out with only 13 states; using the original stars and stripes flag in the Spirit of 1776; then expanding out from there. Until we take over all of the uncivilized and lawless native Indian country out west.

Tuesday, July 6, 2021

LIE CHEAT STEAL RINSE REPEAT

Still gonna have to go with my instincts on this prophetic 2003 movie poster tag line at Wikimedia.

After all these years.

You've seen one pussy, you've seen em all.

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PS NBC: Joe Biden needs to get the fuck out of town. No share with us the latest "foggy bottom" gossip about Russia or China.

"I know what you're doing..." LOST HIGHWAY

See every episode of GUNSMOKE where the bad guy better get while the getting is good.

Think BLAZING SADDLES meets A FIST FULL OF DOLLARS.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY JUDAH AND EPHRAIM

 "This is the crime of the century." Donald Trump 

The 2003 movie trailer for MATCHSTICK MEN was about the 42 months long con of the sincere and honest "election" of Joe Biden in 2021.

Which could have never happened in a thousand years if the smooth talking media Jews were not in on the scam.

Ephraim playing the fool, Mitt Romney.

My surprise protege from Mentor, Ohio setting up the prophetic timeline, circa 2024.

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PS JULIA ROBERTS: My pretend girlfriend has shown me what it means to be a method actor.

Pretty hard to argue with the merits of that.

Whatever, "Personally, that's not my thing." DOCTOR EVIL: 4.

Monday, July 5, 2021

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY SOME CRACKPOT JEW

 Charlie Kaufman's 2002 movie trailer for ADAPTATION was about when the Republican white folks down in Florida were trying to deal with the swamp up in New York.

Which begs the question; who is going to play me in the adaptation of the adaptation?

Sure, money is no object. But that's not always a guarantee in the movie business.

Sometimes you have to cast around in the local talent pool and just cross your fingers.

Never hurts to have hope in Jesus either.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Has your little bastard son ever had any interest in acting?

You never know. Sometimes the kids can be late bloomers. And their parents are the last ones to see it.

THAT GREG FUCKER MUST DIE

Last night I dreamed that the 2006 movie trailer for JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE was about me, myself, and I.

On the positive side, all of my wives in the movie looked 21ish tops.

See every Hollywood teen sex movie where the lead girl is more like 23 than 18.

"That's hot." Paris Hilton, back in the day.

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Sunday, July 4, 2021

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY JEFF BEZOS

"Now it's happening again." goes the 1982 movie trailer for SHOOT THE MOON.

No wonder amazon.com wanted to get into the movie business so bad with Woody Allen.

But then everything he touched turned into a shit fest in 2021.

Like for example, Kent, Washington has turned into a nigger infested shit hole in the past ten years.

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PS SNOOP DOG: When I talk about niggers, I generally mean 52% black and 48% white; and 100% Jewish homosexual Democrats on the down low.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY HEN/RY WINK/LER

 Obviously what America needed to unify around the flag was the cataclysmic election disaster of Joe Biden.

Awake, put on thy strength, O daughter of Zion, yada yada.

9 women accusing the man of sexual assault; zero women accusing the abomination of desolation because he wasn't interested in them that way.

"I've worked with hundreds of beautiful women over my career, and never even had one complaint." Woody Allen 

Pretty hard to argue with that.

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Saturday, July 3, 2021

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY THE BROTHERS

 "I hate the EAGLES man." Says Mr Relf to the black BLM nationalist who is driving America's yellow taxi in 2021, circa THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

In the scene right after he gets kicked out of Malibu by your typical Trump supporter in law enforcement.

Later confirmed by Mel Gibson getting busted for driving 90 in a 55 zone.

Right around the area where they shot THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE.

Now that the Federal USP works for amazon.com, and not the otherway around.

Talk about funky town.

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PS ELIZABETH HURLEY: Never challenge the will of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

"When you do that, it bites you in the ass every time." Dan Bongino, Queens, New York, USA, 2021.

PS BROTHER JEFF: We definitely could do a reality YOUTUBE experience series about your Chinese slum Lord animal house in the U-Distric that accepts college students who couldn't make the pledge at DELTA.

Think DOMINO meets ANIMAL HOUSE, Bruce Troxell.

Imaging the scene where you're trying to sleep while the guy in the next room is fucking his skinny white boyfriend in the butt.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY TERRY GILLIAM

 Last night I dreamed that Sandra Bullock adopted a new infant baby with a face like those child COVIDISM masks in the 2020 prophecy BRAZIL, made way back in 1984.

Talk about people still suffering from a delayed bad reaction to the Ronald Reagan 1980s.

They used to call it "Post Tramatic Stress Disorder." back in those days.

Nowadays it's known as some kind of a 'Trump Derangement Syndrome.' virus variant mutation that is going to kill all of us if we stop wearing masks on our faces.

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PS MR GOVERNOR: If I were you, I would hire a private security firm to protect you from the Washington State Highway Patrol. Just like Joe Biden did for his inaguration day back on January 20, 2021.

Too many "...crazy white man!" guys with guns who want to become famous these days on the internet in ADAPTATION meets NATURAL BORN KILLERS.

Never forget, the punishment for promoting homosexuality is death in the Old Testament.

Not to mention climate change.

"The only thing that interests me these days is protecting my children." Sandra Bullock, 2019.

WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY WOODY ALLEN

 "My mind started playing tricks on me." Says the typical old liberal Long Island, New York Jew who voted for Joe Biden in 2020's RIFKIN'S FESTIVAL film for Edmonds, Washington.

Lots of sailboats in the background shots for this one.

Hopefully, this won't be Woody Allen's last film festival movie.

"...85 and still alive." Uncle Jim, Kirkland, Washington, 2021.

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PS WOODY ALLEN: I'm still trying to work things out with my pretend girlfriend from Mentor, Ohio. 

The problem is; she's cute as a bug, and smart as a whip, but she likes to pull her pants down and take a shit right on the floor while we're on a pretend date at the movies.

Daddy says she's mentally ill. I say she is possessed by those seven evil spirits at JESUS WAS MARRIED on ogdenkruat.com .

Friday, July 2, 2021

THE ANIMAL WHITE HOUSE PROPHECY

 Mind you, were talking 1978; light years before the Reagan revolution came from out of nowhere.

And then when Reagan died, the media Jews were shocked by the long miles of cars that were lined up to see his coffin in Simi Valley, California.

So now we're supposed to ignore Joe Biden's alzheimers disease.

Which obviously was brand named after some Jewish German doctor.

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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Howard Stern Jr got on the bus right before the LDS church WHITE HORSE CROSSING landmarks. Then he got off at 3:17 by the STAPLES crucifixion landmark on 104th.

"I don't believe in coin/cidences." George Noory.

PS SIENNA MILLER: You are my lucky penny.

PS JERRY SEINFELD: If you clean up your act, I might even let you fuck my wife Elizabeth Hurley just once. 

Talk about all of those enticing free samples at COSTCO, back in day.

Just don't get too greedy and help yourself to the cheese and crackers tray one too many times.

If if you like it, you have to buy it.

AMERICA IS SICK

"As America goes, so goes the world." William F Buckley Jr, 1969.

Whereas, the DELTAs rule in the 1978 white horse prophecy in ANIMAL HOUSE.

For when Joe Biden would become the virus vaccine that white America needs to achieve full heard immunity; from the likes of Amber Heard and her twisted sister Miranda Kerr.

Happening at some remote small town communist college reeducation campus in Oregon.

Not a lot of homosexuals or negros in this Jewish made movie.

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Thursday, July 1, 2021

TRAPPED LIKE A RAT FOR 1260 DAYS

 One of those foolish five virgins got trapped in that next five stories pancake collapse at 916 Kennedy on the same day Howard Stern started his two month vacay up in the Hamptons.

Rhymes with DEATH TRAP.

9.16 being the 1260th day of the Jewish witness countdown in REVELATION 11; beginning on the birthday crucifixion anniversary of our Lord Jesus on April 6, 1993.

"Couldn't happen to a nicer guy." Jesus Christ, 7:42 pm, today.

"Getting on the Howard Stern show was a dream come true." IT'S THE WHISKY TALKING

"Something like this could only happen in America." Todd Herman on the EIB, 2021.

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PS CC RADIO: George Noory renewed his ground radio contract on the same day that Howard Stern renewed his satellite radio broadcast deal from outer space.

Give or take 24 hours.

Sounds like a very "Coasty" guest host show to me.

PS HOWARD STERN: You might as well be doing something, while you're doing nothing.

It's not like you need another billion dollars in free publicity, for Christ's sake.

But just image the free-for-all "wild card" callers fun in the next two hours. I might even get in on a piece of that action myself.

Talk about the phone lines melting down.

Just for the hell of it.

THE SUNKEN GARDEN AT KENSINGTON PALACE

Current events are now forcing me to reveal the secret cinema behind Kent, Washington's fantasy Tudor apartments complex in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets Mrs. Kensington Street.

Thank God most of my controlling wives also want to be directors.

Anything to get them off my back.

Anyway "I can't do everything by myself!" MULHOLLAND DRIVE 

Note the grunge rocker dude's old British flagship T-shirt.

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PS LL: Tomorrow is your birthday for a special reason.

"Lindsay Lohan is one of the best actresses in Hollywood." QT

THE FOR/BIDDEN CITY

 FOX NEWS cut off Trump at the border when he started to mention the forbidden subject.

In the same lying spirit that they never talk about Barack Obama's fake [news] birth cirtificate felony.

Not to mention the murder of Seth Rich.

No wonder their ratings are still down 35% from last year in Peoria.

"I don't care if Obama was born on Mars." Michael Medved 

"The Jews didn't kill Jesus." Michael Medved 

"I trust Biden." Mitt Romney 

And the beat down goes on....

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PS NATALIE MERCHANT: If it helps at all, try reading my above Canada Day posting backwards. For some kind of an inspired palindrome numbers ZODIAC code message.

Don't laugh, they're paying college grad underlings at the NSA for doing exactly that kind of thing these days.

Kind of like playing a BEATLES record backwards in TWIN PEAKS' various synagogue of Satan templre scenes in 1991.

Forever learning, but never knowing.