TARZAN THE REPUBLICAN MAN

 That aging TARZAN actor crashed his fast 501 LEVIS jet into a lake outside Nashville because today's white Republican christians are acting too much like Taylor Swift.

When was the last time you heard Taylor talk about the stolen election in 2020?

Not to mention Barack Obama's fake birth certificate.

Wonder what she was doing on this Memorial Day weekend.

Probably getting fucked in the ass by some guy with an arm full of needle jab tatts.

Not that I'm opposed to anal or anything; just as long as you double bag it and rub it down real hard with disinfectant.

Wouldn't hurt either to wear rubber gloves.

Nothing like the solf touch of a man's rubber glove on your silicone tits.

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PS MM: In the BM, sometimes the Lamanites were more righteous than the Nephites; per that latest Mexico City piece by Art Moore at www.wnd.com.

Oh well, God gives us our weaknesses in order to keep all of us humble.

PS NO.45: At 5:45 pm PST on Memorial Day, I had a flash vision of your happy birthday party this month. With lots of balloons on ribbons and confetti, etc. almost like a political convention or something.

...UP TO NO GOOD

Tell me about it.

"She's up to no good." Jesus Christ, 2:11 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, King County, May 31, 2001.

No wonder that God has still not blessed Jennifer Aniston with a baby boy to hold and cher/ish as her own.

Not to mention a husband, or even a boyfriend, Charlize Theron.

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PS ALISON ROTH: Last night I dreamed that you were a cut above the rest of the JAPs in my life.

PS JENNIE: Last month I dreamed that Davie boy's [sweet&sour] dish China girl is cheating on him. No wonder she gets in her car and goes somewhere after he to goes to work every night.

But I quote, "The Chinese have been cheating..." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2020.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH... COLORADO

 Don't even try to tell me that they never made a retro beatnik cafe episode on NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

Crazy man... 

Because that strong one up north in the "Talky Mountains" north of Chickaloon, Alaska was about my crazy blond white chick with a classical guitar, Taylor Swift.

Whose brand of pop culture fascism has all of us older and wiser white dudes so pissed off at her on talk-to-me AM radio.

As in "Talk to me." MULHOLLAND DRIVE

😎

And "I know what you're doing." LOST HIGHWAY

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I AM IS THE SAUSAGE KING OF CHICAGO

 This just in!!

"Taylor Swift is my Princess." Jesus Christ, 6:55 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, King County.

Talk about saying what you really think on talk-to-me radio.

Take for example, "The men must come forward first, in order to protect their women." Jesus Christ, 2000.

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APPLECORE, BALTIMORE, WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

 Don't tell me that they never made a FRIENDS REUNION episode on NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN meets SHAWN OF THE DEAD.

Remember, the FREINDS REUNION rumors were happening every year for the past 15 years.

"Peace out." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2005

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PS MM: You will never be elected the next governor of Texas until you become more informed on the issues. 

You can start by reading the latest piece by Art Moore at www.wnd.com about the dark satanic templre rights of Covidism.

How about the mayor of Austin?

Whatever, "Being mayor is the most thankless job in the world... You can never do anything right." Sonny Bono

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

 Hell why not? 

Since this was the basic idea anyway between the lines in AN EDUCATION, set in North London.

The one were the old stolen antique objects were still of great value to the Jewish owned and operated pawn shops in places like Kent, Washington, King County.

Not to mention the ones in MARATHON MAN goes back to back with THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL.

Still have not seen the Boulder, Colorado marathon run one in NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

But I'll be a monkey's uncle if they didn't make one.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANNSON: Keep your head up, and your eyes wide open; now that we are well into the MATCH POINT prophecy tennis season, circa 2021.

Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do in NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

JOE BIDEN IS FRIENDS WITH THE DEVIL

 "She's a shoplifter." George Cost/anza's forerunner in COMFORT AND JOY, 1984

"Not that there's anything wrong with that." SEINFELD, 1996

Talk about the synagogue of Satan in REVELATION 3 on rightwing conspiracy AM talk radio.

No wonder Iran is hellbent on destroying Israel before PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP returns to office next year in the New Jerusalem.

"It's now or never." SON OF LEBOWSKI.

Where have we heard that before?

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ROCK STAR GREG

 Here's another retro rock trailer about THE LAST DAYS OF DISCO in MATTHEW 10. 

When suddenly you will wake up and discover that half of your family and friends have now become your friendenemies in ROCK STAR meets BOOGIE NIGHTS.

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." Jim Carrey in the YES MAN outtakes.

"That was great!.. Now let's try one just reading from the screenplay..." Steven Spielberg, AP: 4.

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PS THE STRANGER: If you really want me to recapture the glory, and the fabulous look of your early youth; then allow me to have MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO ad space in your back pages classified section.

Talk about the white antichrist Jew destroying the dark skinned whore of Babylon at YOUTUBE and TWITTER er all.

PS SIENNA MILLER: Last night I dreamed that you were my more age appropriate girlfriend in my threeway homage to LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets THE LAST LEBOWSKI. 

"It's not bragging, if it's true." Rush Limbaugh, I TOLD YOU SO.

THE SECOND COMING

 I didn't get around to seeing Elizabeth Hurley's latest hot tub sex INSTAGRAM until Carey Mulligan's birthday. 

For a second shot at it concept about her having a second little Lebowski; like her first look alike son in RICKY, NICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

But this time around, she'll make a better job of it.

"Oh well, back to the salt mine..." FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE meets THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME ROTTEN.

Whereas those who were never taught the laws of God, can not be held guilty of breaking the laws of God.

"I'm only human..." Boy George.

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NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D ASK

 "What the hell is going on in the United States of America?" is the ironic quote that opens Patrick J Buchanan's latest piece at wnd.com.

And I quote, "The media never asks any real questions anymore." Mark Levin, 2017.

Take for example, why did that shooter kill 8 people with his two 9mm pistols in a train town located along Jennifer Aniston's famous Hwy.101 location in A VIEW TO A KILL?

"Never hurts to ask." Jesus Christ, 12:11 am, PST, Kent, Washington, May 28, 2021.

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PS KIT WINN: Now you know why you're gonna need to gravel off enough acreage, with sewer hook ups, etc. for at least five full size rock star tour buses.

Time to get ready already for this upcoming EVERGREEN FAIRGROUNDS Christmas tree season.

"Last one in is a rotten egg!" EATING RAOUL 

THE FRIENDS REUNION SHOW

 "With friends like these, who needs enemies?" Jesus Christ, 12:58 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, May 27, 2021.

And I quote, "My administration will be focusing on reuniting America." Joe Biden.

"Fuck you very much." THE KING OF NEW YORK

Think George Wallace meets LBJ back in the day.

"And the beat goes on..." CHER

"These boots were made for walking... and they're gonna walk all over you..." Nancy Sinatra.

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PS PETER WOLF: No worries mate. In under two years time, you can buy me one of those luxury tourist buses for ten cents on the dollar. Then you won't have to feel so guilty anymore for keeping all of my mother's inheritence money for yourself.

Plus by then, I will be getting enough free money from the bankrupt federal government to pay Kit Winn for his monthly sewer, water, and property improvement tax expenses.

Talk about paying up front for a remission of your sins to the Rocky Mountain Vatican video at ogdenkraut.com meets 2bc.info.

Hell why repent now, when you can always repent later on the no cash down, no payments due for 24 months plan?

I. WANT. TO. MOW. YOUR. GRASS.

 We know that THE LAWNMOWER MAN movie trailer in 1992 is all about now when we see him get those multiple 666.com booster shots in his arm of flesh.

Talk about becoming born again, politically speaking at politico.com.

Take for example that new piece by Joel S. Hirschhorn at wnd.com. 

Rhymes with Jackie Treehorn.

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PS CAREY MULLIGAN: Your birthday is this Friday for a special purpose.

PS WASHINGTON STATE HIGHWAY PATROL: We're probably going to have to shut down the border between Snohomish County and King County for a couple of years. And only allow American citizens to pass through; if they have their papers in proper order of course.

We probably won't have to worry about Pierce County. Which is mostly populated with white European immigrants anyway. Why waste the department's limited resources?

THE ADAM SANDLER EXPERIENCE

"It's just not working for me." Said the actor who turned down the billion dollar blockbuster in 1981 after he read the screenplay.

For example, Miley Cyrus' new INSTAGRAM movie concept is actually not that bad of an idea.

Now that I can afford his kind of monster A-list money.

What a difference a day makes.

Have your people call my family accountant at AMAZON.

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$8,450,000,OOO IN FREE PUBLICITY

 Dr. Evil bought my entire 007 movie collection for the above amount on the same day that my not so good looking Jennifer Aniston look alike flight attendant lost two teeth in a mask fight on SOUTHWEST.

Time to wake up pretty girl.

You and your sisters are going to be wearing a mask on your face for the rest of your life; if you bitches don't get off the dime and say something already; circa 2 NEPHI 8.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Now you know what I want, and how much it's gonna cost me.

Mabey money can't buy love. But it sure can buy lots of friends with benefits.

PS JENNIFER LAWRENCE: What's the deal with you these days? You never call me anymore; not even on the weekends.

Oh well, abstinence always makes the heart grow fonder.

You always want the most what you can't have.

I'M FEELING VERY LIBERATED LATELY.

 As per that 007 movie that co-starred my Indian sex cult prophet, seer, and revelator as one of the three Nephites in the BM.

I can say this much for sure, that if I refuse to wear a mask, I AM is guilty of killing people.

Go big or go home.

Might as well start at the top Mel Gibson.

Like 'How liberating' says my marred face servant antichrist hero in the 3 NEPHI 19-22 Bond movie sequel to the King James Bible.

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PS NYT: Never take the lift, always use the stairs.

PS HOWARD STERN: I would have to agree with you on this one. THE LAWNMOWER MAN was probably one of the top ten movie trailers ever made in the 1990s.

PS CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: You made sexy eye-contact with me when you drove into the Kent, Washington TARGET parking lot in your new hot 2021 black MERCEDES coup on Monday.

Talk about Mrs. Jones and I still having a thing going on after all these years.

MY OLDER FRIENDS REUNION SHOW

"The women in Hollywood are so dissapointing." Vince Vaughn

And I would only add that they're not that good looking anymore either.

Whereas one of the greatest eye-opening dissapoints in my life, next to my X wife not liking me anymore on FACEBOOK, was how so few of my Italian missionary buddies never even bothered to show up at our 1970s LDS missionary reunions in Utah.

And I believed that we had something really special going on between us guys for a few years.

Back when I voted for Richard Nixon, and believed that the mormon's church President was God's only true love prophet, seer, and revelator on earth.

Oh well, I never hear from any of my old friends anymore anyway; not to mention my own family members and former business partners.

Not to speak of the three Nephites.

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PS JIM CARREY: I woke up from a dream last night at 4:33 am; wherein after the kiddies got their booster shots, they suddenly morphed into little wild brown guinea pigs.

MAKEUP SEX IS THE BEST

 This Thursday's long awaited FRIENDS reunion will be all about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's big comeback in FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS meets LEAVING LAS VEGAS.

As you like it or not.

See every gore movie ever made on some kid's Korean made phone camera with the inspired title EAT SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!

And the sad thing is, half of them are actually pretty good; by today's movie standards.

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COAST TO COAST NOTE: My last shitty message from the Holy Ghost was just the name "Wisconsin".

Smells like cheese if you ask me Charlize Theron.

THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW NOTES: Blood moon happening this week too, beginning in the late-night after hours from 5.25.

HOW TO FUCK LIKE A CHAMPION IN TACOMA

 The other night, Michael reminded me that I will be the final lucky guy who gets to fuck Jennifer Anniston in the ass, for the last time in Kingston, Arizona meets Kingston, Washington.

Rhymes with the arid zone in EZEKIEL 37, Captain Garrison.

Nothing wrong with that if one is properly married.

See every pornhub.com video where the young fast lady is wearing a pretend wedding ring on her left hand.

Taylor Swift.

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PS KRISTEN STEWART:

Never pay more than $100 for a good white French Burgundy to go with your fried trout almonds in garlic dill butter. 

Anything over that price point is probably just bullshit and marketing hype.

Time to get real girls.

THREE WHITE GUYS WALK INTO AN IRISH BAR IN SEATTLE

What a joke.

One good thing about critical race theory is that most white people really do know in their heart that they are better than black people.

And if you happen to be a half breed Jew. That's just the white sugar frosting on the chocolate wedding cake.

Talk about systemic intelligence, Larry David. 

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

"What if science and data eventually proved that Asians actually are smarter than blacks... then what?" Mr. TMZ, back in the day.

I would just add, then everybody will get to take off their black masks and breath more freely.

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COAST TO COAST NOTES: Lately I get the most amazing inspirations from the Holy Ghost right when I sit down on my white porceline skin throne to take a shit.

Last time, Michael said simply, "Big Foot".

PS TRADER JOES: Better brace yourselves gays and gals. I'm about to make my big comeback as a regular customer.

 Not saying when, where, or how right now. Don't want to eliminate the element of surprise, Joe.

PLEASE SPANK ME HARDER DADDY

 The 1980s Jew got spanked by Hitler in EATING RAOUL because guys like Senator Sanders still desire a more even-handed approach to Third Way Nazism.

The one where the nurse is going around the neighborhood in LA and making sure that everybody is getting with the program.

But later the dude finds out that the shot he got just made his dick too soft and too small minded.

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PS TODD HERMAN: Reports on the dark web are suggesting that erectile dysfunction is one of the latest down sides to the JOHNSON & JOHNSON shot.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: Again, I haven't yet seen even half of the episodes of RICKY, NICKY, DICKY & DAWN. So I'm not saying that they never did do a homage to EATING ROAUL.

My best guess is that they did do one, if not two; probably late in the 4th season.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Can't wait for the above more hard-hitting cast reunion show.

If the money is fairly north of what the kids are asking for these days, of course of course.

You no happy, daddy no happy.

Baby gets what baby wants.

MY THREE SONS OF BITCHES

 In my first shocking flash vision, Ricky came walking out of my closet.

In my second shocking flash vision, a little older Ricky opened my bedroom door and looked in at me.

In my third shocking flash vision, Ricky looked about three years older and much taller when I saw him looking at me through my backyard bedroom window in Edmonds.

Think SON OF LEBOWSKI meets SON OF DRACULA in S.2, E.18.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: I guesstimate that I have watched about a third of the above 82 NICKELODEON episodes by now, which ran from 2014 to 2018.

Not complaining of course, but I still have not seen the one where the kids finally get to meet their long lost salty sailor dog grandpa who lives on an old boat up in Gig Harbor, Washington.

So should I go to family court to obtain 666.com grandparent visitation rights on FACEBOOK? 

Why waste my money? 

Her Jewish lawyers will just show video proof that I have been regularly fucking two teenagers at a time on my boat; and that will be the end of that, Kate Holmes.

OLD GOLDS

 Back when I was smoking only OLD GOLDS during our family vacations on Vashion Island.

I couldn't understand why all the other kids were smoking the lesser flavored and more mild tasting WINSTONs and KENTs.

Was I ever so young. 

If memory serves me, all of the major brands back then cost around 35 cents for a 20-hard pack. 

So why not enjoy the best, Jeff.

Live a little love a little, for tomorrow we die.

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THE ONE ABOUT THE LITTLE LEBOWSKI

 Last night, my pretend girlfriend from Mentor, Ohio had me watching the NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN episode about their family VACATION movie homage to today's 1980s Hollywood. 

The one about the strange and mysterious Nephite, whose name rhymes with Lebowski, and who keeps disappearing every time you try to find him again.

Basically, the above coincidental Providential plot revolves around the corrupt CIA trying to get their hands on Seth Rich's DNC emails thumb drive before it goes public.

Not to mention Nancy Pelosi' missing laptop computer.

But it gets worse. Now they're reporting on the dark web that the deleted DOMINION computer files have been recovered in Arizona.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: God gave you a problem child grandchild so that you could better understand what we are up against these days.

PS DR. EVIL: You look strange because you are strange.

For example, Benito Mussolini was as bald as you are. 

Because of all the third way dictators in the past 100 years, he was probably the smartest. 

Plus, he knew how to make the trains run on time in places like Kent, Washington.

I AM THE SEATTLE STRANGER

 Seattle's THE STRANGER weekly miraculously appeared on the scene back in the day as a sign from God regarding those three really queer Nephite strangers in 3 NEPHI.

"The Book of Mormon is the most queer writing that I have ever read..." Mark Twain

Like that time when I was drinking a pint at the end of the bar at the COMET on Pike. And suddenly I made eye contact in the crowd with Daniel Savage. But then I was suddenly gone when he turned around and tried to look at me again.

And when I quickly walked out the door, I encountered one of the three ripped Nephites who was completely bare chested; and had a pair of handcuffs strapped to his tight black leather pants belt.

Remember, this was back in the 90s. When you could still be a queer, and nobody would ever say that the you were really a woman.

Not a lot of social distancing was happening back then.

"When the men were men, and the girls were girls." ALL IN THE FAMILY

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SUPERMAN WAS A MILD MAN/NERED JEWISH NEWSPAPER REPORTER

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean." THE BEATLES

 No wonder the 666 beast hates his Jewish MOTHER OF WHORES in REVELATION 17.

Talk about your typical mother-in-law lawyer from hell.

The one who never talked about the hateful BLM violence against the inferior white christian race at NBC er all.

So now we're all supposed to be talking about the same kind of violence against the left-wing Jews in Hollywood.

Cry me a river.

That's like Jim Carrey complaining that he will never get a gig again, if he doesn't get with the program, and start believing in Covidism.

By the way, Dr. Fauci also has both herpes viruses no.1 and no.2. For which there is no known cure.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: All we need now is an old used passenger van that can seat about 8 people.

PS KEIRA KNIGHLEY: Turns out that my three startling visions of three young boys last summer was all about NICKI, RICKI, DICKI & DAWN.

Dawn being represented by my 8 year-old prodige actress from Mentor, Ohio of course, Scarlett Johansson.

ALWAYS BE LATE TO THE PARTY

 If we learned anything from THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING prophecy, the very old gaunt vampire president of America looks way more like Joe Biden that PRESIDENT FOR ETERNAL LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

In Divine confirmation of the fact that so many of the naked underaged party goers in the above no budget indie film are wearing masks.

Oh well, "Having money only makes you a bigger whatever you were before." Bill Cosby

Moving on to the next set-up people!

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PS MRS. CURT COBAIN: Don't worry, we're gonna get you back in shape in no time.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: I don't know about you. But most of the time when I encounter one of the three Nephites, they look like they just walked out of the hair and makeup trailer in full costume.

PS WOODY NORRIS: The other night I dreamed that we are going to kill everybody and anybody who gets in our way up in Washington State and BC, Canada.

Talk about fighting for your right to party and have a good time in the neverending SON OF LEBOWSKI series.

Don't tell me. The Coen brothers now have a couple of grown up kids who also want to be filmmakers.

"In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 years." Robbin Williams

"OH FOR CHRIST SAKE, FUCK OFF"

 Say what you will about that old faggot billionaire Elton John, as least he still talks like a white man from England at the London PLAYBOY CLUB back in the day.

"You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl." Jessica Simpson, Dallas, Texas.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: My nextdoor neighbor Mr Cruz, also has an aging stick-shift 1984 BMW 6-banger. That we can use for my first Swedish seriel killer road movie fuck film; co-starring Charlize Theron. 

Julia Roberts directing from in front of the camera?

Remember, nobody wants to pay for a movie on the internet these days that has no names in it.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

And that's a direct quote bitch.

"Nancy Pelosi was the first woman to wear pants in the House." Newt Gingrich 

So I guess we now know who really wears the man pants in the Mrs. Joe Biden family.

No shit doctor, recent polling suggests that even most white men would say the same thing to Kamala Harris.

As previously role played by Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus Hall in the recent HBO VEEP White House bitch prophecy.

Take for example, the prophetic bubble boy ending to the iconic Jew boy Covidism episode of SEINFELD.

Think Angelina Jolie meets Jennifer Aniston in a hot makeup-sex threeway with Brad Pitt.

Meow.

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PS JIM CARREY: I guess you're next. You excited TMZ so much to go after Donald Trump, so now they're only too excited to go after you; how ironic.

Oh yeah, Covidism is fascism in a white overcoat and a doctor name tag. Which means they have all the answers in BRAZIL meets MARATHON MAN.

"Passion is the enemy of precision." Says yours truly in ZERO EFFECT.

PS MISS CARDIN: I gave you my swan song 18k check because I knew that I would soon be making that much cash in just one night writing monologue jokes for Joan Rivers.

Easy come, easy go... cunt.

PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: That old ocean fishing boat in JAWS is sitting on a boat trailer right nextdoor to me in Kent. Screenplay by Stephen King? Bruce Willis as the ghost of Humphrey Bogart in KEY WEST meets THE AFRICAN QUEEN?

I got the queer bait and the fishing gear if you got the gas money.

THE TIMES ARE A CHANGING IN SEATTLE

Oh thank g-d for 711.

Good to the last drop. 

WIN/STON tastes good like a cigarette should.

I'd walk a mile for a CAMEL.

Get the picture?

 I always do get my thick Greek cup of Joe at the East Hill 711 in Kent whenever it fits into my no.160 bus schedule up to Rent Town.

Doesn't hurt either that the joint's East Indian owner operaters never wear masks.

How refreshing.

Talk about the dark skinned Lamanites being more righteous than the white skinned  Ephraimites sometimes.

So when I stopped by there today, I saw the latest Jewish SEATTLE TIMES headline that demands that the people still wear two masks on their face; even if they get those two shots of Judah and Ephraim in REVELATION 11.

God forbid, someday we're all gonna have to die, Michael Moore.

"Look at those [jogging] people... trying to stave off the inevible decay of the human body." Woody Allen in STARDUST MEMORIES meets PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO.

Or something along those lines.

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MASKS ARE FOR LOSERS

 No doubt about it, Joe Biden lost the election in 2020, and everybody in stupid society is trying to mask it over.

Take for example Michael Medved, who still claims that the Jews did not kill Jesus. And the lost tribes of Israel is an old wives' tale. 

Yet he still has a major talk show radio gig in white christian radio Seattle.

Talk about the synagogue of Satan in REVELATION 3.

No wonder the lying neocon Jew has been losing so badly in the ratings lately to the more valiant Scandinavian Dori Monson Ephraimite from Ballard.

Not a lot of synagogues in Kent, Washington. 

A few pawn shops, but that's about it.

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FILM CRITIC NOTES: Every time one of those two movie reviewers of Judah and Ephraim couldn't understand the latest hit film sensation in Chicago, they just passed it off as an "inside baseball" thing, circa 1993-1996.

PS TOM CRIUSE: You voted for China Joe because he is the dirty rich high society 666.com man behind all of those masks in EYES WIDE SHUT.

Think CHINATOWN meets BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA. 

Not to mention KING OF NEW YORK meets KING OF CALIFORNIA.

TWO AND I'M THROUGH

"Two turn tables and a [radio] microphone is where it's at..."

 That twofer at the same time near my island sex cult retreat at Isangel, Vanuatu at 10:15:15 was about me fucking no.15 in the STARBUCKS bathroom in Covington, King County, Washington.

Believe me you, if Prince Harry tried something like that, his American gentile wife would cut his balls off; if he had any.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: Last night you asked me in your best angry voice "What do you want?" 

What a stupid question.

I want you.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your next home view reassignment is S.1 E.17 of NICKI, RICKI, DICKI & DAWN; not necessarily in that order or in the same words.

Pardon my French spelling.

PS BILL GATES: I know Hitler, and you're no Hitler.

PORNHUB.COM GETS ME

 For example, Adam and Eve were completely naked too in the Garden of Eden; until Eve partook of the forbidden 9" long banana tree friut.

And then she showed her naive white virgin boyfriend how to do it, Nicole Kidman style in EYES WIDE SHUT meets DEAD CALM.

Not to mention CRY BABY.

See every movie and tv show that is now being made in Hollywood and streamed on AMAZON or APPLE, Scarlett Johansson.

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PS SCARLETT JOHANNSON: Every time I think about you, my dick literally gets bigger; not so much Natalie Portman. But she is welcome to watch us and learn if she wishes. I'm pretty open minded about these kind of things.

"Nobody's forcing anybody to do anything." Jesus Christ, 10:53 pm, PST, Kent, Washington, King County, May 17, 2021 AD.

"You ask me to take off my coat and fuck you for one day; I turn my cheek and fuck you for two days."

LOST HIGHWAY 516

 The fastest way to get to TWIN PEAKS in North Bend, Washington from Kent, Washington is via the HWY.18 exchange in Covington, Washington, King County.

Don't laugh, once you get out of Kent, the black population is reduced to around two percent tops. And the white trash drug adict population goes up by north of ten percent.

Oh yeah, not everything that looks white is white.

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PS CHARLIZE THERON: This morning at exactly 7:00 am, I dreamed that we had a hot coffee and hot sex bathroom date at STARBUCKS next week up in Covington, Washington. 

Talk about joining the mile high club.

EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS THESE DAYS

 Just check out gatewaypundit.com first thing every day and see the latest gift from g-d; then look at the rest of the shit out there with the right perspective.

Bad things happen for a good reason, Dr. Evil.

Talk for example Cle Elum, Washington becoming a victim of it's own success in NORTHERN EXPOSURE meets SEINFELD, Larry David.

"Once a Jew, always a Jew!" Adolf Hitler. 

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PS ERIC: I know, ogdenkraut.com doesn't get into the negro priesthood con quite enough. But it's still an excellent prep school class for the white Swedish Lutheran church youth of Edmonds, Washington.

"Hitler never invaded Norway because he didn't need too..." Leslie Winn, 1967.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: The three Nephites are a tag-team of white guys in their early twenties who look more like Scandinavians than native Americans.

Think THREE AMIGOS! meets MY THREE SONS.

YELLOW BIBLE SCHOOL CLIFF NOTES: Today's Biblical drought along the 42 months line between northern California and Oregon is a Trinity National Forest thing.

DOWN AND OUT WITH THE COUNT IN BEVERLY HILLS

 Robert De Niro suddenly collapsed like an old imploding building, after one small bad step over something on the set in Oklahoma.

Works for me.

Hope they got a good shot of it. Martin Scorsese being famous for his use of multiple cameras, just in case.

Always give a man a backdoor out. 

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PS DR. EVIL: Your reading assignment for this week is THE THREE NEPHITES at ogdenkraut.com 

See every classic Count Dracula movie ever made where the old baron's castle table is always set for three, Sandra Bullock.

NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T.

 That international mainstream media building in Gaza imploded like the old TRUMP CASINO did on day 49.

Atlantic City, New Jersey being around the same population size as the Gaza strip.

Imagine what the beach town looks like today; after a year of cowardly mask mandates and small time business shut downs, Bruce Springsteen.

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PS KATY PERRY: During last night's popcorn and pizza movie date with my protege from Mentor, Ohio, she suddenly told me that you broke up with me and was no longer my girlfriend.

By the way, she had me watching PROBLEM CHILD 3.

COAST TO COAST NOTES: That was my shadow walking past the open door at the sanatorium for sick kids in ISAIAH 22:22.

Those ten UFOs over Salt Lake City, Utah represented the ten lost tribes of Israel.

Most mormon Christians don't realize how strange they are until they read up on it at 2bc.info, Mitt Romney.

THE CINEMABLEND.COM 3600

 If you still don't get it after seeing my latest 10:30 pornhub.com clip. Try going over to my secret cinemablend.com sister site for more background, Eric Jaderholm.

"What's my character's motivation in this scene?" Asked the actor to the director of THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL. 

What a stupid question.

"Most actors act like children..." John Huston, 1960.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Last night I dreamed that you found me a used HD video camera with a tripod and a compact lighting kit; including a seperate sound recorder to boot; all for just $500. 

PS DANA RALF: Last night I heard four gun shots in the distance, and then the police sirens started to wail. Just another late night at the office.

Meow.

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: Something big had to happen in order to get you off the dime.

THE BUCK STOPS THERE

 "Heard any good jokes lately?" PEE-WEE HERMAN

The one about the Jew boy who got caught jerking off, live and in person, at an old late run porno theater down in Florida.

In confirmation of today's decadent Jewish press thinking that the world will come to an end when people go back to old [indie film] movie theaters without a mask on their noze.

No wonder Governor De Santis is still behind in the polls in Miami. But over in the more white latino Tampa area, he's up by 20%.

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PS MICHAEL MEDVED: I tuned into your 770 am let's talk-about-it radio show on Friday afternoon. Hoping to hear a live report from your brother in Jerusalem. But all I heard you say was that Joe Biden won the election 2020.

Admittedly, I was late to the conversation, Jennifer Aniston.

THE GREEN RIVER THRILLER

 My Dr. Hannibal gourmet chef wears a Covid mask in HANNIBAL 2001 because BILTMORE is going to be the headquarters of THE INDEPENDENT AMERICAN PARTY in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY on page 66.

Michael Medved as our official softspoken and very soothing, wishy washy, spokesperson narrator, slash in house film critic?

Think BEING THERE meets HAIRSPRAY.

"I have never voted for a Republican in my life." John Waters

Non problemo amigo, Medved never voted for Donald Trump neither.

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PS NICKY: pornhub.com has a very revealing new 10:30 video of you sucking and fucking some Aussie dude on the brown sands of Israel in REVELATION 13:1.

Note the dead calm ocean in the background.

PS SD: Negros have more deadly encounters with the white police because of their inherent criminal nature. 

For example, Barack Obama's forged [voter] birth certificate was only a real problem in places like Arizona.

ROCKET MEN

 The rockets started flying in Israel right after my ROCKET MAN post about that rogue China Joe rocket crashing into the Indian Ocean on the same day that Elon Musk did SNL.

Hope I didn't leave anything out that was not antisemitic enough.

"Their rockets have a much longer range now." NBC

No shit Sherlock.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Dr. Evil has been looking at BILTMORE because the walls and the roads are being built again in DANIEL 9.

Rumor has it, he also tried to buy THE STRANGER back in the day. But they were asking too much for it. Right around the same time that he bought THE WASHINGTON POST.

Which is now worth around ten cents on the dollar; adjusted for inflation.

PS TRADER JOES: So looking forward to my adjusted [auto pilot] cost of living increase in next year's monthly S.S. payments.

See ya on the flip side guys.

"Money for nothing, and their chicks are free.." I WANT MY MTV, 1989

JUST ONE LOOK BY DORIS TROY

"Just one look is all it took..." 

Check out the classic 1963 Detroit sound lyrics for this one at YOUTUBE, if you still can't believe what's happening today.

As in "Looks are everything these days." Andy Warhol

"You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make him look at it." Robin Williams

Oh yeah, Howard Stern hit the big time when he got his brief Detroit radio gig in PRIVATE PARTS meets MISS AMERICA.

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PS NATALIE MERCHANT: Never be the first, and never be the last, to take off your face mask. 

"Lightening only strikes once." Van Brooks talking like Alison Roth at THE SEATTLE ACTORS LAB, 1991.

PS THE STRANGER: It was Jesus who put you queers on the map back in the 90s. So now you put me on the map. All is well that ends well.

Always be the first kid on your block to get it.

FUCK THE JEWS

 Israel is getting fucked up now because the Jews fucked America in the ass in 2020.

What goes around comes around.

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2020.

"You finger me, I finger you even harder." Jesus Christ, 12:16 pm, PST, May 13, 2021, King County, Kent, Washington.

"How about them apples?" Leslie Winn, 1964.

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PS NYT: Big fucking deal. Both Andy Warhol and Truman Capote were white Republican FDR Reagan Democrat Nazis.

So who's the extremist reactionary now?

WHO WOULD JESUS RATHER LISTEN TO?

 The vibe I'm getting from Michael right now is Mark Levin; the valiant Ephraimite Todd Herman a close second.

Let's not kid ourselves here. That new Nazi Youth documentary has all the answers to today's Communist indoctrination public school campuses. 

Rhymes with the youth summer camp ideas in MEATBALLS meets THE DEAD DON'T DIE.

Featuring my aging Iggy Pop look alike in the latter one's 2019 movie trailer.

"Depends on how you look at it..." Truman Capote, 1972.

"I'm not that controversial!" Rush Limbaugh, 1990.

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PS KIT WINN: People who voted for Joe Biden were confirmation of your father's belief that we were fighting for the wrong dictator in WW II.

I'D RATHER FUCK MILEY CYRUS THAN NICHOLE KIDMAN FOR NOW.

 If wishes were horses. 

[INSERT SHOT HERE]

"Jennifer Aniston being the exception that proves the rule." Jesus Christ, 12:13 pm, PST, May 12, 2021, Funky Town, USA.

In confirmation of MEDINA SPIRIT getting caught using Covid 19 booster shots in A VIEW TO A KILL meets GAME OF THRONES.

See every heroic 007 BOND movie prophecy where the older spy is fucking some hot babe in her 20s.

And she loves it.

Because the name 'Gregory' means protector in the old tongue.

"Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do." Jennifer Lopez, back in the day.

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IN SEARCH OF THE HOLY GRAIL

 The passion behind the fanatical FBI's desparate search for Nancy Pelosi' missing lap top says it all.

Think HANNIBAL meets STEALING BEAUTY in the next RICK STEVES EUROPE accidental tourist video.

Now that the Scan/dinavian dude is looking for places to visit that are not so overrun by the ignorant and uninformed masses wearing masks on their faces.

"Cle Elum, Washington has become a victim of it's own success." Native son Jim Russo, refering to the NORTHEN EXPOSURE effect, back in the day.

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: That is your physically transfigurated look alike with a cute accent in S.4 E.12. of NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN.

Talk about searching for the holy grail of youth.

PS UNCLE JIM: Sometimes the most educated people in the world are the most stupid people in the world. So be sure to check out the public airwaves trial of Dr. Fauci today by the little people on talk-about-it radio.

PS SIENNA MILLER: An older green ACCORD bearing 'BBC ...' plates, and a little black London taxi bearing '... 1948' plates, met me at MILL CREEK CANYON EARTHWORKS PARK in Kent yesterday. Followed up by an aging SIENNA family van; an England red KIA SOUL, a '326...' plate, a White LKQ box truck...

By the way, the small London taxi car driver was a George Michael look alike.

Just another day at the office, Dana Ralph.

FUCK YOU VERY MUCH

 "Me fuck you long time." Jesus Christ, 1:49 pm, PST, Tuesday, May 11, 2021, Kent, Washington, King County.

"Thank God for little girls." Groucho Marx, back in the day.

For example, today's perverted PBS teachers are saying that even children are now [spiritually] dying from the code 19 bugger. By that they mean underaged teenager minors of course.

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PS THE STRANGER: As one who believes that half of the homeless people in Seattle are going to be gunned down in cold blood; I agree with your position on providing public sinks for those desparate skid row folks. 

Which I view as just an extension of the public sidewalk urinals that are available everywhere in RICK STEVES EUROPE. So why not include a shitter and a sink in the process?

Giving a condemned man his last dying wish is a long time American tradition, Joe Biden.

MY JESUS IS A JEW WHO LOVES TO FUCK YOU.

 Talk about having fuck you money.

Obviously, the renewed alliance between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez is a WHITE HORSE PROPHECY thing.

Lots of dude ranches and horsing around in Montana.

Where most of America's knotty white pine logs come from in those Lincoln log cabin pre-cut kits.

Imagine that, a two bedroom cabin for just 50k. And all you need is an acre of land and a concrete slab.

Like that one in THE MICHELLES VS. THE MACHINES.

In homage to my LOG JAMMIN porn video in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.

Written and produced of course by my Jackie Treehorn persona at large.

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PS TOM CRUISE: That new Art Moore piece at wnd.com, about the con of man, is all about you baby; you little prick.

PS SARAH SILVERMAN: My dick literally shrinks just thinking about you these days.

As if it wasn't small enough already.

PS DR EVIL: "You and I will have a sit down and meet face to face this Thursday." Jesus Christ, 1:53 am, PST, Kent, Washington, May 11, 2021.

THE PORT OF INDECISION REFUELING STATION

 That white luxury yacht exploded into a ball of fire in confirmation of all those southern middle of the road fence sitters like Jeff Bezos and Matthew McConaughey.

"Not everything that looks white is white." Jesus Christ, 1999.

Which begs the question. Why is White Center, Washington the most gang infested black ghetto in the Evergreen State? Not to mention Kent.

Seriously. There aren't that many niggers in the state anyway. And most of the blacks are either retired military patriots out of Fort Lewis or Bremerton.

Oh well, it only takes a few rotten apples to spoil the entire white oak barrel I guess.

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PS JERUSALEM: When much is given much is expected. You can't be the superior white race and then expect to elect the gentiles to act like your benevolent dictators, Ben Affleck.

No wonder Ephraim holds the keys to the temple priesthood. And the Jewish salesman have all the keys at your local used cars lot in Idaho Falls, Idaho.

HAIL CEASAR YET AGAIN

 The Merchant Marines' labor union revolution was born in Seattle, where also was the Socialist Workers Party.

Not to mention the Alaska Gold Rush.

In confirmation of Dr Evil's new reveal of his mega yatcht planes to take over the world from his base headquarters in Seattle; within walking distance from Lake Union.

No wonder so many Jews joined the US COAST GUARD sailors in order to escape going to Nam, back in the day, Larry David.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Historians have recently discovered that King Solomon had a world wide merchant fleet that rivaled the Jewish British fleet to come centuries later. 

Heck, my own great great great... grandfather stud Daniel Relf was a wealthy London cotton trader from the day 1290 Mississippi River port in New Orleans. But the Catholic run town found out that he was fucking the better half of his virgin negro slave daughters.

And that was the end of that, Charlize Theron.

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PS TACOMA, PIERCE COUNTY, WASHINGTON: The prophetic 1960s white man band version of LOUIE LOUIE was about Zion taking over the world again during the millennial era, Ken Keisler.

PS KIT WINN: I don't know about you, but I started to get a serious case of happy feet on Saturday night.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Miley Cyrus, 2015.

Don't laugh, Angelina Jolie said the same thing about a year before that.

LOVE AND DEATH IN 1975

 "Our marriage was the happiest time of my life." Woody Allen looking back on the 1970s in LOVE AND DEATH.

Until I found out that she actually wanted to kill me in NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

As just confirmed by that official letter from France's retired generals in THE DAY OF THE JACKAL.

Wherein THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY says that England and France will support the new Biden administration revolution. 

But suddenly their better half wakes up and starts to back the counter revolution.

See every HAMMER FILM vampire movie where the blood is thicker than the water.

Talk about defending mother Russia on MOTHER OF WHORES day, back in the day.

Fricking A Jesus was married.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Your private jet once crash landed on the soft snows of Wyoming State for a Liz Chenny fallen angel prophecy, back in the day.

Think BAD SANTA meets CRASH.

Surprise surprise "I come as a thief in the night." Jesus Christ, 6:32 pm, PST, Mothers Day, 2021.

You rob me, I rob you. DUED. 35

PS MILEY CYRUS: Proudly wearing a black death mask on public television is participating in the con of man in THE DA VINCE CODE, by Dan Brown.

THE DUDE ABIDES

 Last night I had a flash vision of DEUTERONOMY 35. The one about who assassinated Donald Young and Seth Rich.

"We want to pump you up!" Arnold Schwarzenegger on SNL, back in the day.

When nobody was forced to wear a mask string French bikini at their face at the local gym.

"A mask is like wearing your dirty underwear on your face." Dr Rand Paul.

Think PRIVATE PARTS meets I TOLD YOU SO.

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PS AP: The Big Lie is a real thing of course. Now all you have to do is figure out how to report about it without facing the firing squad.

MOTHER FUCKERS DAY

"It's gonna take a long long time.." ROCKET MAN

No wonder that that China Joe [long march] rocket junk science test rocket crashed into the REV. 13:1 Indian Ocean on the same day Elon Musk did SNL.

"It looks like a Johnson!.." AUSTIN POWERS 2: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME

"I've seen bigger." Woody H. co-star of NATURAL BORN KILLERS and WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP.

Whatever, I wouldn't drive an electric car if they gave it to me for free with a lifetime insurance policy included in the package.

Hell, the battery on my own iPhone keeps dying on me.

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READER ADVISO: On Saturday night I took a dump that looked exactly like a refried beans Mexican burrito wrap. And the second turd was shapped just like an over ripe brown banana, complete with stem on one end.

Sorry, but I was so shocked by it, that I forgot to note the exact time. Probably right around 9:00 pm, PST, give or take a minute.

Seriously, never in my life have I seen a fat turd that had a thin brown wrapper around it. And I say this as someone who has seen a lot of shit in my life.

PS EVA LONGORIA: The way that Joe Biden's black bitch just treated the President of Mexico like dog shit, is all about the red horse teaming up with the white horse in order to defeat the black horse; in the upcoming war between the cities, counties, states and countries at 2bc.info 9.

THE WHITE BRITISH EMPIRE PROPHECY

 Rule Britanica was a historic archetype of Zion taking over the world in the upcoming millennium.

Hitler's vision of a systemic white system that would rule over the world for a thousand years, same thing.

As opposed to the systematic rascism of sodom and Egypt conquering Zion and doing away with African slavery etc.

What goes around comes around.

Take for example good old Joe.

Who once upon a time was a pure white racist. But now he is a black face rascist in makeup.

Rhymes with "Once a rapist, always a rapist." Linda Tripp

Tell me about it. Hard to teach an old dog new tricks.

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PS SEATTLE: The BRITTANICA jeans label originated in white Iraelitish Seattle for a prophetic reason; UNION BAY same thing; not to mention BOEING, AMAZON, COSTCO, ALASKA AIRLINES and MICROSOFT.

Hope I didn't leave anything out, Ricky Steves.

"IT HAPPENED AT THE SEATTLE WORLDS FAIR is my favorite one." Elvis Presley, nick named THE KING.

THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES

From the mouths of babes.

Completely out of the blue, my protege from Mentor, Ohio selected the above feature for our Friday night lights movie date with popcorn and frozen cheese pizza.

For an angelic confirmation from God of Elon Musk hosting SNL this week.

Whatever, do hope they got my ironic Janis Joplin e-mail skit suggestion last week.

Surprise guest appearance by Elton John dueting ROCKET MAN with Miley Cyrus gyrating on the mike stand..?

"And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse." MALACHI 4:6

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PS NATALIE MERCHANT: Your home school reading assignment this weekend is JESUS WAS MARRIED at ogdenkraut.com.

"Tell that fucking kraut that I don't roll on the Sabbath!" Paraquoting the big guy in THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 1997.

THE PURE RACE

 According to the blood cleansing rights in the BLOOD OF DRACULA physical transfiguration prophecy, America must go through the bloody female period in REVELATION 14:20 before she becomes white again.

Think Edmonds, Washington meets Twin Falls, Idaho, Bruce Willis.

"No pain, no gain." Arnold Schwarzenegger, Venice, California, 1991.

"Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Nazi!" Warren Beatty

Said the pot to the kettle.

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Talk about the Louisiana Purchase rip off. Right now we could buy up all of the sovereign government property rights in San Juan County for that little amount of money; adjusted for inflation of course. 

Every white imperialist king needs his little island empire to start out with; starting with Vancouver Island, British Columbia of course, Evangeline Lilly.

THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA

 "I'm hanging on a string..."

That crooked TOWER OF BABYLON library for the abomination of desolation stands for the crooked politics of Barack Hussein Obama's current puppet in the White House.

Per the classic 2:59 music video lyrics on YOUTUBE for I'M YOUR PUPPET by James and Bobby Purify, circa 1967.

No wonder I was so into soul music back in the day. While all my white friends were listening to THE BEATLES and THE MONKEYS.

And after I got back home from my mormon mission to Italy, it was 24/7 Elton John and John Denver on the radio.

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PENCE IS GOING TO REPENT

 Don't forget, Mike Pence still believes that the gays can change their ways and make things right again.

The man hails from Indianapolis, Indiana for Christ sake. 

Take for example; in the TENDER MERCIES prophecy, the drunken Ephraimite antihero repents and becomes baptised again after his so called friends and colleagues steal all of his money.

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PS CBS: I never read an article that has an unflattering picture of a conservative with it. I always look at the photo first, before I decide to waste my time on it.

PS NATALIE MERCHANT: Last night at 2:44 am, I dreamed that I told you that one man will destroy ten thousand maniacs in the last days. Then I looked over and saw that white kid who always role plays me in NICKY, DICKY, TRICKY & DAWN.

PS MITT ROMNEY: Time to wake up pretty girl. The Grand Canyon state is the third most mormon state in the union, after Idaho.

Nevada and Wyoming being tied for fourth place, percent wise. California beating all of the above in terms of actual numbers.

That said, Mexico has more mormons that Utah. 

Soon to be surpassed by the entire continent of Africa. 

"People in Washington State always want a government daddy who can take care of them." Todd Herman

THANK YOU JESUS!

 Page 143 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY paperback describes how the deranged Democrats will be the means of the destruction of America.

Talk about how to make America great again.

Oh yeah, you can't become born again in the blink of an eye, if you never did die in the first place.

Said the pot to the kettle.

Think THE APOSTLE meets TENDER MERCIES.

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PS SANDY: Every great classic sports car needs a new lube job now and then. Think 52 PICKUP meets JIFFY LUBE on 104th in Kent; located next to the LADY BUG espresso drive up.

THE STRANGER NOTES: The very best strong Greek coffee in King County is at the 711 on 104th in East Hill, Kent; the one on the southeast corner. Not to be confused with that weak piss at the 711 gas station just across the street.

I AM THE ONE MIGHTY AND STRONG AT OGDENKRAUNT.COM

 Relatively speaking. 

Obviously by now, there would be thousands of direct descendents in the strong genealogy oak tree line of Jesus Christ in the latter days of California.

Just do the math.

Think SIDEWAYS meets CRASH.

Jesus Fucking Christ himself was married to more than one women during his years in exhile in France and England; not to mention Spain. 

"I got around a lot back in those days." Jesus Christ, 12:57 pm, PST, May 5th, 2021, Kent, Washington, King County.

"It's amazing how much southern California looks like England." Austin Powers in AP:2.

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RUB A DUB

 History will show that the NICKELODEON one about an epic event happening at a national museum will be about today's children becoming isolated and quaratined behind a thick panel of glass; just like in the MULHOLLAND DRIVE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Per the chapter and verse in 2 NEPHI 8 about today's alarmed PTA mothers of Zion putting on their strength and starting to ask questions.

"Cuba was right to intern their AIDS carriers..." Dr Fauci, back in the day.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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NICKY, RICKY, DICKY & DAWN NOW

 I mean the "epic event" one about the kids getting the Covid flu bug [dung beatle] way back in 2016. 

While positioned in front of the museum's Egyptian exhibit of today's top down pyramid oligarchy of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11.

And their school leader is a bald son of Ham darkie dictator to boot.

Not sure if this episode was the one about the government union school principle who loves his baloney.

After awhile, it all becomes a blur.

They made 82 episodes of this you know.

And it doesn't help either that my hyperactive protege from Mentor, Ohio is always in control of the remote.

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PS UNCLE JIM: Egypt was the leader in science and geometric data back in the day.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Hear tell that my twin peaks boarding house in Edmonds is still up for sale, north of 900k.

Hire an inspector to run through the place. Who will report that it needs a new roof; a new interior paint job; a new kitchen remodle; new carpets; yada yada.. And you can steel it for 50% on the dollar.

See you on the flip side baby.

PS JENNIFER ANISTON: Always get out while the getting is good.

THE BREAK-UP

 Bill Gate's wife dumped him for a timely reason after 27 boring years of monogamy.

Whereas, I MYSELF is no longer that sexually attracted either to women over the age of  27, spiritually speaking.

Miley Cyrus being the exception that proves the rule in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.

"Why get involved in a relationship that has no future?" RICKY, DICKY, NICKY & DAWN; not necessarily in that order.

HENRY THE 8TH I am not.

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: "He's not the one for you." STEALING BEAUTY

You need a husband, not a boyfriend, Sienna Miller.

THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

 THE FAR SIDE strip came out of nowhere, like a thief in the night, from Tacoma, Washington, Pierce County.

After that, 'Gary' had enough money to buy him a really nice place up in the Republican Party stronghold of the Madison Park district in Seattle.

For example, Teri Rutherford now lives up there on Republican Street; by way of St. David, Arizona. Whose own veteran memorial husband committed suicide with one shot to the head with an SW .38 wheel gun.

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PS BRAD PITT: Last night I dreamed that you got your kicks by fucking with white male Christians. Talk about having daddy issues well into one's middle age period.

"Most men eventually get over their father hang ups only after he dies." Uncle Bob, 1989; twenty year veteran special ed school teacher in Orem, Utah.

THE DOG WALKER

 "He is the favorite of the few." THE WALKER, shot in 2006.

Who knows about everything that is going on behind the closed doors of ISAIAH 22:22 in Washington these days.

And who now holds the Trump card of hope in his late night card games with the older rich ladies.

Even though they always treat him like a sailor dog when people start to get nosey and ask too many questions, Sandra Bullock.

Talk about the necessary descent before the inevitable ascent at isaiahexplained.com.com.com...

Think THE INVISBLE MAN meets THE FULL MONTY.

Desperate people do desperate things, Jennifer Lopez.

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NUMBER NOTES: Israel's countdown to day 49 marks the Gregorian calendar on May 14-15 in 2021. For a two witnesses cross over connection between Ephraim and Judah in ISAIAH 11. 

"Choose your poison." Jesus Christ, 10:55 pm, PST, May 2, 2021.

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION: I will be endorsing Cat Jenner for the first President of California. And will be available for any in person appearances when required.

Every king needs his queen.

7X7 = 49

 Thank g-d they still teach real white man math in Israel, uncle Jim.

"All of the greatest math penises are Jews." Robin Williams. Back in the day when you could still say the word Jew on late night talk shows.

Take for example, the prophetic description of today's auto pilot 666.com Jews trying to take over the world is on page 200 in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY.

Talk about Florida's MEDINA SPIRIT upsetting the KENTUCKY DERBY horse race on May Day in GOLDFINGER meets A VIEW TO A KILL.

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GREG'S SHRIMP SALAD: Don't use too much mayo. Because it masks the flavor; especially if the shrimp are still really fresh and mild tasting. Typically, you have about a 24 hour window from the time you buy them and they start to get rather smelly.

PS KRISTEN STEWART: Skipt the mayo altogether; and just go with a diced garlic and olive oil base with fresh chopped basil. If you want it to not clash with your $50 bottle of white Burgundy. And don't forget the sea salt.

Nothing worse than a cheap bottle of grocery store mayo wrecking an expensive bottle of boutique shop wine.

NUMBERS NOTES: 12x12 = 144.

STRICTLY BY THE NUMBERS

 Those 46 non believing Jews died in a TARZAN style Republican elephant stampede on the eve of Eva Brown Hitler's suicide anniversary for a Providential reason.

Rhymes with Presidential.

Talk about Jacob's stairway to heaven that goes down through hell first at isaiahexplained.com 

This being the logical reason why God let Hitler kill 6,666,666 bossy Jews and queers because they traditionally vote 80% anti American, [Read New Jerusalem].

Because it says in the white Christian Ephraimite Bible that those who deny Jesus Christ are antichrists.

Read every paperback book ever written where the antichrist is supposed to be a homosexual Jew in the last days, who is also a major raiser of taxes.

Usually there is chapter or two about some upcoming "great deception". Which would be the American election in 2020; as an example.

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PS MITT ROMNEY: Back in the 1930s and 1940s, TARZAN movies were all the rage. Back when the sons of Ham were not allowed to hold the higher priesthood in the mormon church in Utah; not to mention England.

"Some things never change." Jesus Christ, 11:00 pm PST, May 1, 2021.

PS TARANTINO: In the Kingdom of God there will be no non physical things like video. 

If you can't touch it or feel it, it's probably not real.

Ergo, no Microsoft er all.

THE DARK SIDE OF SEATTLE

 Talk about the browning of America.

Now we know why today's dark side of China Joe is represented by the famous British vampire actor who is completely crazy about solar energy in THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN.

As confirmed by his autocratic desires in 2021 to ban everybody's gun except his one.

Note the 1974 film's homage to this year's mushroom hunting season in France. The mini me actor was CORDON BLEU of course.

"Our Covid policies are on auto-pilot." Jay Inslee, Olympia, Washington.

Wow. And half of today's baby boomer Washingtonians still think that we are living in a democracy.

Go Huskies!

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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: Last night I dreamed the I tried to fuck you. But your vagina was too dry.