"A paranoid fantasy by Paul Bartel."
Paul Bartel's 27:22 16mm short entitled THE SERCET CINEMA was about today's secret voters for PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020, circa New York City.
The one that opens with a great shot of a Sandra Bullock look alike actress who has a huuge headache.
Sometimes a girl just has to do what a girl has to do.
Desparate people do desparate things.
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That 4:22 clip of CRIMES AND MISDEMEANERS explains the ruthless dinner talk logic behind Bernie Sanders' latest endorsement of the communist feminazi woman running for mayor of Portland, Oregon.
Damn right, "The war between socialism and Nazism is just gang warfare." Ayn Rand.
Personally I prefer Italian style fascism. Where everyone is not so hung up on the latest fashion face mask rulings.
Yeah whatever, pass the spaghettata; we're starving over here!
And "If there are riots after the election, they won't last very long." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2020.
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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: You were born to replay next to my older lover in ROMAN HOLIDAY meets MR IMPERIUM.
"Time goes so fast."
"The woman won't listen to reason, you go on to the next step."
Hello 2020, happy new year 2021.
Talk about unpopular misnomers and false notions.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: We'll shoot my first two screenplays, word for word, as written. For an example of how I want my other farmed out scripts to read like.
Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets HANNIBAL. Throw in my take on STEALING BEAUTY, co-starring Cara Delevigne and Chloe Moretz. Then step back and wait for the money truck to show up at your door; amazon.com PRIME distributing?
Talk about all the 007 bades wearing apre ski moon boots in all of those classic 1970s black exploitation jet set action films.
Quentin Tarantino directing?
Last cut rights of course.
Masks, gloves, goggles optional.
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PS MEL GIBSON: Its getting to the point now where I don't even have enough time to even write first draft screenplays. Muchless spend my time worrying about rewrites and polishes.
More and more, it's looking like I'll just have to focus on my acting career.
"You never get to read the full screenplay anyway in a Woody Allen movie." Alan Alda, 1989; interviewing for CRIMES AND MISTEMEANORS.
"Strange what nobody told us." in the long version of the INLAND EMPIRE trailer that ends with the woman freaking out after the 2020 relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Also note the bug that flies by.
And don't forget to Google every photo of Donald Trump at the Scotish templer PLAYBOY MANSION during the Reaganite 1980s.
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PS JENNIFER ANISTON: You bug me, I bug you.
"You have a new role to play..." Says the creepy old church lady to Laura Dern in the 2006 movie trailer for INLAND EMPIRE.
"Damn!.. It sounds like dialogue from our script." The same thing, circa 2020.
"They have taken it upon themselves to not pass that information on to us." circa TWITTER meets FACEBOOK in 2020.
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PS MR PRESIDENT: Back on 10.24 at 11:15 pm, Michael spoke to me in his best Donald Trump voice, saying "I'm ahead... I'm way way ahead." Note the line's troubling doubling down tone of Judah and Ephraim.
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: More Camille Paglia, less Hillary Clinton. Same thing goes for you too these days Matt Drudge.
MY LUCKY STAR NOTE: Way to go girl! 4-1 on Trump to win should pay off the farm mortgage; with enough left over to remodel the old Tudor house in style.
PS SMILEY: You saw me driving that yellow CATERPILLER bulldozer [snow plow] when you were driving through the Inland Empire zone because you are my favorite 1980s PLAYBOY castle era hard rock bunny rabbit right now.
GREG'S RABBIT STEW: Google any chichen cacciatore recipite out there. Then substitute it with double the browned rabbit meat with a big chopped up white turnip bulb and extra salt and garlic. Goes great with fried wild forest mushrooms and a splash of Spanish sherry.
SHOPPER TIPS: Usually one can find fresh skinless rabbit friers at your local Asian food marts. Not so much these days at your local ALBERTSONS, SAFEWAY or QFC; not to mention fresh cut frog legs and live garden snails in the shell.
THE SCOOP movie trailer opens in 2006 with the many trump cards of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP on a Chinese stage set; for today's developing Chinatown news scoops on Joe Biden and his son Hunter.
As the Democrats' house of cards continues to fall like they do at the end of the DOMINO prophecy in 2020 Vegas.
"Have you checked to see if a card is missing?" Says the invisible shadow reporter to the girl about Biden's mental condition.
Like.
"Nancy is not playing with a full deck." PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2020.
And I say that with all due respect.
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The above inspired SEINFELD episode was a prophecy about today's CNN masturbation election contest episode because the news show's topper is a George Costanza look alike from certain angles.
In confirmation of the acter now going around America with Larry David and Elaine urging the people to indulge their urge to vote; no matter who or what the fuck.
"I don't have to masturbate anymore..." Howard Stern, talking about his new tall blond wedding gown model bride in 2015. Who kind of looks like Ann Coulter.
So now I AM is thinking that the SEINFELD reunion episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM was about a 23 episode reunion of the show using the original cast.
The fact that all 5 of them are still alive, and can still remember their lines, just has to be a sign from God.
Woody Allen directing? Larry David writing and producing? Available on PRIME?
"I got the stars... if you got the distribution." BOOGIE NIGHTS
Casting is everything.
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"The first shall be like the last." Jesus Fucking Christ talking about the first one, entitled LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS; shot in 1997.
The second one being like unto it.
Kind of like fucking Miley Cyrus first, and her costar girlfriend quickly comes next.
Not for example.
"I'm much better at giving organisms than receiving them." Cara Delevigne, 2018.
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PS SPICE GIRLS: The red horses and the white horses meet up at the country club hunting lodge to ride after the clever little fox in SPLITTING HEIRS meets A FISH CALLED WANDA.
"...loose thyself from the bands of thy neck, O captive daughter of Zion." 2NEPHI 8:25.
They found Holly Suzanne Court/ier in ZIONS NATIONAL PARK Sunday, after she went missing for two weeks.
No word yet on how she managed to survive that long without wearing a mask around her neck and face.
"Miracles happen!" PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP; speaking at the white Greek house only three and a half days after he got bitten by the bug.
"I got bitten by a bug!" Says the fat lady in MULHOLLAND DRIVE
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PS BRAD PITT: There is a reason why your crazy ex wife has held you hostage in the 666 courts for over 3 1/2 years now. Just because you love the beautiful and charming whore of Babylon; it doesn't mean that the lady will love you back.
Bin there done that myself, circa 1981-1985.
See my 1970s biopic movie preview for LAST TANGO IN PARIS. Costarring Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevigne. Talk about having a major bug up your ass who won't go away.
We tried to get Chloe Moretz; but her people didn't return my people's emails.
Woody Allen directing?
"We were all set to make my next movie in Paris, but..." Woody Allen, midsummer, 2020.
Obviously, there was some kind of a casting situation; timing is everything, yada yada.
In this inspired MTV video, we see the Jewish Cindy Lauper arguing with her step daddy who supported Donald Trump, going all the way back to the Democrat Reagan 80s.
Kind of like the one where MADONNA tells her real bus driver daddy that she's made up her mind to not abort her baby in PAPA DON'T PREACH, circa 1986.
Oh yeah, "The girl is still missing... Should we shut it down?" MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
Talk about the long arm of the law.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: My plans to remake THE AFRICAN QUEEN with you in the lead are meant to inspire today's maleducated kids to watch the original one. Back in a time when America was the good guy, yada yada.
The one where the American hero wades through today's African swamp locations in Washington.
Bruce Troxell directing?
PS BUD HARKOM: Last night I dreamed that if President Gordon B Hinckley was still alive today, he would be voting for a "President Joe Biden"; a.k.a. President Kamala Harris.
Don't laugh, Utah's Senator Mitt Romney has still not officially endorsed Donald Trump for President in 2020; not to mention Michael Medved er all.
"Women are so annoying." Daniel White, 2020
Whoops.
To quote the SNATCH prophecy, there will be four debates in 2020; and then it's all over.
Talk about yesterday's 4-1 long odds on Trump by today's London bookies; 80% of whom are Jewish; the other 20% being mostly East Indian pawn shop owners with big hook noses.
Think MATCH POINT meets SCOOP.
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PS MEL GIBSON: The two witnesses happening is the door key to unlocking your next little movie project.
For example, Nicole Kidman has relocated down to Australia this summer Christmas season in order to start work on her new 9 PERFECT STRANGERS up in funky town series.
PS HARRISON FORD: The fake news science behind climate change is carnal mindedness.
Think DEATH TRAP meets DEATH BY MURDER.
Critics complained that the SNATCH prophecy about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP snatching the election in 2020 was too much like the first one called LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS.
The one where the mainstream establishment does not understand a single word that Trump is saying.
No wonder it was so easy in the second one to steal that huuuge diamond right out from under their big noses.
During a time when even their pet dogs were wearing devices to protect them from the imaginary black lives plague.
"Don't worry about the mosquitos. It's the no-see-ems that you have to watch out for." Leslie Winn, 1968.
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PS PD: The revealed word of God everwhere says that there will be race riots in America. So I can't understand how you think that you can change His mind about that.
The word of God is set in stone. The word of man is like sand.
Obviously, PD is not from California, in any way.
Where all the niggers already know that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is the real king of the jungle.
And that half breed man hating bitch standing behind Joe Biden is the wicked witch of the west.
"Mother fucking east coast bitches need to die." 2 PAC, 1993
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PS DEMI MOORE: Last night I dreamed that I was fucking you and Elizabeth Hurley in my TIFFANY motor home tour bus.
And then the same size one turned the corner right before I hopped on my bus down to Kent; pulling a little gray FIAT 500 in the back.
PS LARRY DAVID: Not everything that looks black is black.
Fuck Vancouver, BC.
2 PAC's wild west MAD MAX music video is a 1260 days prophecy from 1995; about when the caged niggers will rebel against their white plantation governor's no gasoline car fiats.
Not to mention the naive white boy ordering his niggers to wear masks and rubbers at their backyard BBQ get togethers in Compton, etc.
See every inspired by Jesus LEP IN THE HOOD sequel where the white dude from Orange County can't dance worth shit.
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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: Those liberal European African white hunters always sink deeper and deeper into their white sand traps in the TARZAN movies as they try to whiggle and squirm their way out of trouble.
"If you want to party, you have to get out of Seattle and go up to Vancouver." THE STRANGER, 1991.
Sadly, that little French dictator in a mask, who now runs the crazy country, is still keeping the border line shut down.
Talk about anti Americanism.
Think the original brilliant CRASH indie film made up in Toronto meets that stupid rip off BLACK LIVES MATTER movie by the same name made down in Hollywood, Sandra Bullock producing.
Then later, she married some motorcycle gang bad boy named Jesse James down in Orange County, straight out of Central Casting; circa 2BC:146;4.
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PS PAUL MYERS: That spring fed Meridian Lake in Kent, Washington was named after the Lord Jesus who came in the meridian of time. And commanded his fly-fishing disciples to become like fishers of men.
Everything is backwards and upside down these days according to DANIEL 7:25.
Just like in the prophetic movie trailer for WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP.
The one where the NBA players gets punked big time by some unknown white dude, who has a deadly outside shot 'game changer' in 2020.
Oh yeah, all lives matter.
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PS UNCLE JIM: I missed that third outside shot on purpose. Always give a man a backdoor out when you're winning it hands down.
Think REVENGE OF THE NERDS meets PORKY'S; no masks required.
Howard Stern directing? Costarring Daniel White and all of his best buds up in funky town?
PS KIT WINN: Meridian Lake in Kent, Washington has the kind of big silvers fishing in October that you like; lots of wheelchair access to boot.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is obviously "The center of the universe." in the 1998 54 movie trailer prophecy.
Which eventually was screened in 2015 with the restored 45 minutes of film that the Hollywood Jews had censored.
Happening in the same year that Trump himself came down from his Midtown, Manhattan penthouse and announced that he was running for President.
Talk about chutzpah.
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Talk about quickly moving on to the next set up after only a couple short takes in your latest low budget indie film; union scale with benefits of course.
So many screenplays; so many costars; so little time.
"If time is money, I would be a billionaire, cause I have so much of it." Yours truly talking to some tall dark and handsom stranger at STARBUCKS around 5:30 am on Christmas morning in Bonney Lake, Washington, 2005.
Whereas now that Larry David er all are billionaires, they have so little time left.
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The well known Republican acter James Coburn tells them to keep stalling while he goes after the fake Joe Biden President front man feminist in OUR MAN IN LIKE FINT.
In Divine confirmation of today's President who created the new 666 Space Defence Department.
No wonder that the film's look alike Woody Norris figure was so convinced that he was the one mighty and strong in DC 85, circa 1967; Seattle 3rd Ward, North Seattle Stake, located beside Interstate 5.
Then later, they sent yours truly on a mission impossible to Rome, Italy in the dead of winter, 1971.
Shortly after they had packed off Elder Ed Lee to Brooklyn, New York.
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PS TIFFANY: Ed Lee later worked nights as a dynamite man at Utah's relief gold mine while getting his business degree at BYU. Then he became an exectutive at some Seattle based international hotel resort chain.
PS MILEY CYRUS: I'm now staying at a converted rooming house pensione in Kent, Washington while working on my more age appropriate adaptation of LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.
PS SIENNA MILLER: I'm now hiding out in a little shack in the woods above Mill Creek "canyon" in Kent, Washington, King County; busy working on my age appropriate Florence, Italy screenplay debut.
Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
PS CARA DELEVIGNE: You have to play the girl who likes to fuck her older daddy in the new 1990s TWIN PEAKS series retrospective on SHOWTIME cable tv; David Lynch directing.
Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do; just to pay the rent and cover her long distance cell phone bills.
PS NICOLAS CAGE: I do have a retro late 1958ish motorcycle rebel movie in mind for you; co-starring your more age appropriate girlfriend Nicole Kidman. Her riding hard on your cock with no helmet or hospital mask on her face in South Dakota; shooting in and around Mt. Rushmore.
Costarring Jennifer Anniston?
"The girls always love the bad boys in my movies." Roger Corman, 1969.
Today's Kamala Harris feminazis failed miserably in their secret "operation duffer" plot to stop the sequel to PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in the second OUR MAN FLINT movie.
Think 1966 meets 1967 yet again. Leading up to the victorious election of Richard Nixon, a.k.a. Tricky Dick.
Formerly from Orange County, California.
"Just like a frozen supermarket pizza." James Coburn.
Or as the second movie poster says;
"FLINT'S BACK"
IN ACTION...
IN DANGER...
IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS...
WHERE THE BAD GUYS...
ARE THE GIRLS!
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Obviously this one is about the second term relection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Now that the duffer himself has relocated down to the same shooting location in Florida where they made the second one.
And right next door to that massive estate owned by Howard Stern no less.
Don't laugh; in the above movie trailer, almost all of the Jewish comedians and comedy acters are well known Republicans today.
In an industry, where today, most Jewish comedians overwhelmingly vote Democrat.
Whatever, "I play fast." Donald Trump talking about his golf game on Rush Limbaugh.
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This 1969 trailer is about when Jennifer Anniston's godfather Dr Evil tries to take over the world with his secret 666 bug plot during the Swiss Alps Christmas skiing season that starts in 2020.
With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Think Rick Steves meets Paul Garrison.
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The big idea behind the prophetic 1984 JITTERBUG video is that the lovers stay home and sequester themselves instead of going out and having fun after midnight.
Since it will be so cold outside this winter, starting in 2020.
Better order your ski masks and gloves now boys and girls, before they sell out. And dont forget the goggles.
Think Vail, Colorado meets SUNDANCE, Utah.
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PS ELTON JOHN: Casually walking around downtown Kent Saturday afternoon, tall drip STARBUCKS in hand, Michael Adam suddenly spoke my name 'Greg". Then I looked up and saw my own 1993 pair of black rimmed LIZ CLAIBORNE glasses at some closed down optical shop; located right across the street from CHASE.
Cue the trumpets.
Covidism has given so many people the jitters that they can't think straight anymore.
Think Joe Biden can't think straight either, unless he has a computerized answer hard wired into his enhanced 666 brain cells.
In other words, we're all going to die if the government doesn't step in and do something!
Such as force everybody to wear an ER show mask and gloves. Even though 15 peer reviewed random test studies have shown that the neurotic Jew boy media is clinically insane and over mothered.
Whereas 94% of all white males over 70 who get the bug recover from it in under two weeks. But obviously Trump is faking it for political reasons. Anything to make Biden look like an idiot in his face mask close ups.
Looking like a deer in the MAGA hat trucker's headlights, right before the big whammo.
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PS LARRY DAVID: Obviously, you married that thick blond bitch on Wednesday because she can suck the chrome off of a 19' trailer hitch. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Some of my best girlfriends are Jewish.
By the way, is your daughter married? Never hurts to ask.
How would you like to look and sound that good again Elton John?
It's your choice.
The one where everyone is dressed in their born again mormon baptism whites in the iconic 1984 George Michael disco a go-go video on YOUTUBE.
Talk about being dead and loving it.
Think Donny Osmond meets Iggy Pop.
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PS ST PETER: There is a reason why you look exactly like your brother in law Donny Osmond.
PS TED CRUZ: That little 1980s STAR MAPS movie was about when the red horse will be hooking up with the white horse in 2020 to get the white man with a tan relected, again.
"Everybody loves a winner." Donald Trump on the Howard Stern show in 1992.
"Using obserdity to illustrate obserdity!" Rush Limbaugh, 1996
Friday's big RADIO DAYS rally out of Florida is just what the too serious Jewish ER doctor ordered to finally get a pulse out of that sleeping giant of THE KING OF ALL MEDIA.
Just like in every HAMMER film where the monster finally comes alive after a few good jolts of radio active electricity in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW prophecy.
I'm thinking the unbiased billionare communist Larry David moderating the sidebar campaign debate between Nancy Pelosi in the House, and Mich McConnell in the Senate; with only one bathroom break every 15 minutes during the entire 60 minutes happening.
Howard Stern confronting the two contestants live during their bathroom breaks with your typical probing media questions like; How did it go? Will there be a second round? Yada yada.
Talk about NO holds barred.
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PS ST PETER: After midnight last night, I was thinking about the first born prince who laid a hand on me in DC 85, and then he died on my October 29th birthday. When right then Michael advised me to read 2BC:146.
PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to win the State of Colorado in November.
FILM CLASS POP QUIZ: Which Woody Allen movie told the suicidal FDR era Jew to "take the [fracking] gas pipe" in 2020?
On October 9, radio history will be happening down in the same area where they shot those two CADDYSHACK prophecies, co-starring Bill Murray; with an amazing comeo by my French ex-wife Laurence Pierson; at around the same time that she died on me in LAST TANGO IN PARIS meets STEALING BEAUTY.
Meanwhile back at the CIRCLE LDS ranch, outside of Bend, Oregon meets Cle Elum, Washingtion.
"Cle Elum is now suffering from its own success." native son Jim Russo, 2015.
Too much too soon? Or not enough too late?
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PS MR PRESIDENT: You are going to quickly win the states of Georgia, Michigan, and Tennessee in 2020; just for starters.
PS LARRY DAVID: I'm thinking you start off your HBO look alikes tour somewhere up in funky town; that ends up happening with some big reveal at MOUNT RUSHMORE.
Think NORTH BY NORTHWEST meets THE BIRDIES.
Talk about all of the girls in the blue states getting the blues after November 3rd.
The one that ends with a shoot out with the cops; COLT .45s a blazing.
The Queen of Hearts playing the Trump card that breaks the bank in Bend Over, Oregon.
Where there are more dike bars per square mile than there are at the Texas State Fair in October.
Don't laugh, I'd bet you my bottom dollar that Trump gets over 20% of the gay vote in 2020.
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PS JANE FONDA: Listen up girl. You Jane, me Tarzan.
Swing!
FILM SCHOOL NOTES: The jiggerbug [covidism] contest that Naomi Watts won in MULHOLLAND DRIVE was about today's California 'shut down' with a plexiglass screen in the movie.
Same thing as yours truly pounding on the church's [clear plastic] glass divider up on the balcony in THE GRADUATE, yada yada.
PS MICHAEL MOORE: I'll give you a back door out if you can say at least two positive things in public about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP. Even though you would never vote for the man. Deal?
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP's new stand alone bill offering to support yours truly financially was his inspired response to my 2BC: 118 post.
Ergo, you support me, you get relected. You don't support me, ye have no promise.
"You have to read between the lines if you want to make any sense out of a David Lynch movie." Roger Ebert, 1990.
"I don't care, that's all just inside baseball to me." Gene Siskel, 1990.
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"You left the door open... again!" Complains my housemate in SHAUN OF THE DEAD; after the relection of the undead PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
North London being your typical north Seattle sister city neighborhood that always votes die hard liberal Republican, no matter what.
ALike it says at ISAIAH EXPLAINED that once you open that door, it can not be shut. And once you close that other door it can never be opened, again.
"My radio show hit the ground running, and never looked back." Rush Limbaugh, 1999.
Think DEAD AND LOVING IT meets THE VAMPIRE HAPPENING.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: I'm gonna have to ask you to come out and support Donald Trump publicly by tomorrow morning; nothing personal.
Don't make me the bad guy.
PS STEVEN FRESH: Tonight's caged debate in Salt Lake City will be about whether or not lesbian negro women should be allowed to hold the mormon church priesthood.
"I was up for a nomination for the NOBEL PRIZE for physics." Larry David, role playing my royal asshole character in WHATEVER WORKS; Woody Allen directing.
Whereass, Covidism sucks the soul out of the lives in BUBB HO-TEP by way of their assholes.
No pun intended.
As portrayed by that old masked lone ranger in a ridiculous white Elvis costume who pulls his two .45 pistols on the abomination of desolation who is about to fuck him in the asshole.
Ironically, there is no mask mandate in Sweden; not to mention South Dakota and the swing state of Michingan.
Whereas, " A risk adverse nation is a dying nation." Mark Styne, sitting in for Rush Limbaugh today.
It unusually happening after a prolonged period of prosperity and easy living.
Welcome to THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA in PSCYCHO meets HIGH ANXIETY.
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Just ask Howard Stern.
"So what, I'm a racist, big fucking deal." Howard Stern on his uncensored satelite radio show in it's first year.
Any other comments or questions from the listeners?
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PS FOX: Enough with those crazy biased photos on your web site, posted by your imature Jewish assistant editors who like to play games with the truth.
Jesus is Lord.
PS KATE HOLMES: How many times in the past few months have you been suddenly awaken by a small piercing voice that says "Listen!" ?
"Bob Dylan is a prophet." THE GREATFUL DEAD, circa 1980, Eugene, Oregon.
"Sometimes it sounds like THE GREATFUL DEAD get up on stage and just start riffing and banging off each other for two or three hours non stop." ROLLING STONE.
"Seems like almost everyone in Seattle is stoned these days" THE STRANGER
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PS HOWARD STERN: "I admire your work man!.. Playing one side against the other..." THE BIG LEBOWSKI
Oh yeah, "The Jews like to play games." Adolf Hitler, 1933
PS MEL GIBSON: Waiting at the 104th light on Kent Hill today, the Lord said "Here I come!" Then a brand new white pickup drove by my shuttle bus window with two huuuge USA flags mounted on the two flag poles of Judah and Ephraim in back. So I looked up at the clock and saw it was exactly 3:10.
"This is over! We want every damn bit of evidence!" Devin Nunes on FOX, speaking post 42 months of course.
Which I found out about at www.thegatewaypundit.com when I was checking their site for the latest Covidism news.
Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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PS AVRAHAM GILEADI: God has blessed you greatly lately because of the promise of Abraham as explained in 2BC 118.
Not so much my friends and family in Hollywood lately.
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: That big rude negro boy on the bus reminds me of your female bus driver in SPEED. The dude is probably a real gentle giant at home. After his high wears off, and his grandma hears about it, and then she gives him a good bitch slapping between the ears.
Unless you came of age during the 19666s, you probably have never even heard of such a thing.
But what do I know? It's probably the name of the latest video game craze by now.
And if not now, then maybe three months from now.
Whatever, "I'm God's gift to women." Donald Trump, tongue in cheek, on the Howard Stern show in 1996.
I know the feeling dude.
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PS CHRIST ROCK: Better watch your mouth skinny bitch. Sure, some guys get turned on by a good bitch slapping. But most other guys... not so much. Ergo, the skyrocking case numbers in extreme violence domestic abuse reports.
And don't even bother to call 911 when it happens to you. You'll just get a recording.
Just after I saw a place called WHITE HORSE CROSSING across from a brick mason LDS chapel, some big buck nigger in a sports jersey hopped on my Kent hill bus and asked the driver for a schedule.
Then a little old polite white lady pointed and said right there. And he turned to her and yelled "WAS I ASKING YOU BITCH?"
Any questions?
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PS LARRY DAVID: Feeling a little burned out and all done with it these days? How about a new HBO series where you travel across America in your old 19' AIRSTREAM trailer and hang out for a day or two with some of your most amazing look alike characters?
Michael Moore directing?
Think NATURAL BORN KILLERS meets THELMA AND LOUISE.
The secret late night Davidian templre scenes in MULHOLLAND DRIVE have everyone in the audience practicing paranoid antisocial distancing, circa 2020.
Even way back before died colored hair was the big thing, like yesterday.
And most of today's billionaires are selling their hemp rope to the marxist mob who wants to hang them with it.
"Trump needs to let Biden just hang himself in the next debate." Rush Limbaugh.
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PS MICHAEL MOORE: I know, I AM is as bad ass as it gets. But you're not that bad either.
The latest black lives matter style reboot of PUNK'D is hosted by some punk nigger code named CHANCE THE RAPPER. Which re-started up on the Jewish April 6 anniversary of Judah's 1260 days time-stamp in 2020 on it's latest 9.17 dated kikie page.
What the fuck, "IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!"
As if there was anything else to do tonight, than sit home and watch remote-tv with the bros in New York.
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PS KEN KEISLER: Cat got your tongue I guess. Whatever, there are so many cool cats driving around in great-condition used German sports cars up on the hill in Kent; that I can definitely see PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP getting 20% of the black vote in 2020.
Shit, why rock the boat now?
Bitch.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: Your niece's baby is the number one in REVELATION 12.
PS JIM CARREY: Break a leg.
Rhymes with trump'd don't it.
If anything, the Egyptian black-plague bug of 2020 is probably the greatest punking of America since THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964.
Fucking assholes.
See every reality-tv video clip out there of PUNK'D; that originally debuted on St Patrick's Day in 2003.
Oh yeah, "All lives matter." Ashton Kut/cher.
Note the Jewish germatic surname.
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: You got fuck'd big time when you married that charming little Irish squirt in a Catholic church.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: I hope that my dream about you last night at 3:41 am was as good for you as it was for me.
PS MR PRESIDENT: When I got the bug on leap-year day last winter; I had a mild fever for about 3 1/2 days. But the worse part was; my LITTLE CAESAR'S PIZZA tasted as bland as the cardboard box.
Right now I AM is feeling pretty positive about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP testing positive for the big scary code-19 bug in BUBBA HO-TEP meets THEM. As some kind of an object lesson from the God of science that you don't need that 666 mask on your face to live and survive.
The one where things get pretty violent and bloody in REVELATION 19. After the man with a tan gets another 3 1/2 more years to fuck you old Jews in the ass DANIEL 12 style; meets REVELATION 12 style; meets ALMA 12 style.
Just for the shits and giggles; or is it the giggles and shits? Can't remember anymore.
Heck, we might as well throw in ISAIAH 12 just for good measure.
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PS PRETTY WOMAN: Last night at 3:41 am, I dreamed the Donald Trump's name was written in THE BOOK OF LIFE on page 45; next to the name of his pretty wife.
There was also a chapter in the book that was completely dedicated to David Lynch.
PS JULIA ROBERTS: They don't call the west coast's Interstate 5 "The freeway of love" for no reason.
PS NEVE CAMPBELL: How about a nice big surprize birthday party for some little girl who has no real daddy on Saturday?
The continuing swarm of chocolate mtns. milk shakers west of Rt. 111 is a clear 2020 fantasy about how much Jennifer Anniston likes it when I fuck her in the ass.
And you know me girl. I'm not that big when it comes to wearing plastic rubbers.
Finally, you have found a boyfriend who won't leave you for some other pretty woman.
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PS STEVEN SPIELBERG: Guess that I AM is going to have to put the hurt on you this next Sabbath.
Sorry about that, but you made me do it.
You left me, I didn't leave you.
PS ELLEN PAGE: Any time any where, you got my number; you little cunt.
PS CHLOE MORETZ: Last night I dreamed that you were the new-born again Christian virgin 'HIT GIRL' again. But this time you was over 18.
"The hits just keep coming." Says a smiling Donald Trump on THE APRENTICE.
