Tuesday, March 31, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT SEINFELD EPISODES

"You idiots are still out there socializing... it's not good." Larry David, USA TODAY

Probably a deliberate [photoshopped] misquote, but close enough.

"You're so antisocial... such a cry baby." Larry's exausted exwife who has had enough of his bull crap in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, season three.

Talk about being overly annoying and controversial when it comes to being too pro life.

Oh well, just another shallow 6.5 in Bruce Willis' own private Idaho today.

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DR STRANGLELOVE NOTE: By the end of April, most Americans are going to finally realize that it's ok to drive over 55 on the federal freeways.

Maybe doing 70 or so.

 Whatever, "Love happens"

People keep on fucking and trailer-trucking each other in the ass no matter what the federal government has to say about it.

Shit happens; get it and get over it.

THE REPLACEMENT CRY BABIES

Last night at exactly 4:00 am, I had a flash vision of a huuge full moon up in the clear night sky to the south of Edmonds.

The number 4 representing the 4th month of April, yada yada; my surname Relf means 'powerful wolf'; I AM is the American King David antihero in AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON meets WOLFEN in New York City, USA TODAY.

That is if you don't have anything better to do these days than stay at home and watch old movies on the internet.

Hell, while you're at it, watch Jack Nicholson's first 1958 movie THE CRY BABY KILLER; who flashes around his old FDR era .45 ACP 1911 to hold off today's sensation seeking media mob.

"Basically, Jack Nicholson has played some version of a modern wolf man in all of his movies."
Yours truly blogging about his prophetic role in WOLF, circa 2006.

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PS EPD: I will be walking up to CHASE bank on 4th and 5th this afternoon to take care of a little necessary banking business.
May need a little extra police escort protection, if you get my drift.

Yours truly being the right hand man of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

PS CHER: The 1980s MTV video for [only] TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS was all about those dirty buggers back in the day who carried the AIDS virus in San Francisco.

Monday, March 30, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT MEN IN BLACK LEFT/OVERS

Talk about gigantic aliens who look like atomically mutated virus bugs out in the Nevada desert wastelands, circa 1958.

Think Art Bell on midnight talk radio from 1993 to 1996.

By the end of the 42nd month in REV.11, even the rats at CNN are going to be jumping off the white hospital ship in MANHATTAN meets LA STORY.

Talk about the shit hitting the fan after it's all said and done for.

"And I don't care who knows it!" AUSTIN POWERS: GOLDMEMBER

The third one that happened after the 1260 days.

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70 WEEKS NOTES: Those breaking reports about the G MEN investigating the assassination of Seth Rich are a final confirmation week happening.

PS ELTON JOHN: May we at lease have the presence of mind to say that the Corona 19 virus is the early 1980s version of the AIDS epidemic for white Christian protestant anti mormon Republicans?

"Maybe it's time for everybody to just calm down and get a grip." Chuck Norris, Walker County, Texas.

PERSONAL SIDE NOTE: My older FDR era boarding house roommate in BUBBA HO-TECH died from that big black Egyptian bug in MARK 13:14.

THE REPLACEMENT TITTIES

The future 27ish Angelina Jolie is the mysteriously beautiful woman with fake plastic surgery tits who Mr Joyboy er all are going so crazy for in THE LOVED ONE.

As confirmed by that stone statue of David falling down and breaking up into little [DANIEL 2] pieces at FOREST LAWN; right about when LA declared Marshall law.

Sure, most the white crackers are just going to fall in line like the white Democrat Party sheep that they are; in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM meets HBO, featuring that sick fuck Tom Hanks, yada yada.

But what about the holy city's masses of hot blooded Latinos who are so famous for saying "We don't need no stinkin laws." in so many spaghetti western movies?

Talk about sitting on a TNT powder keg with a short fuse.

See every low budget CHEECH AND CHONG movie trailer where the two dudes refuse to stop smoking in public during the late 70s and the early 80s.

If past is prelude...

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PS COUSIN ROBBIE: Vern Fonk's famous late night local tv brand name was a prophetic word play on funky town Edmonds, Washington, USA.
Whatever, don't be a stranger.

PS RL: England's Prince Michael told me that you are going to make a big come back in 2020, like about two years ago.

Could have something to do with that beached GREASE: 2 video for Vern Fonk filmed on the REV.13 beach in Edmonds.

Oh yeah, "It's hard to keep a good man down."

"A hard man is good to find."

You know the drill.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT NOISES

Ever tried to fuck someone while standing at least 6' away from their ass?

Ain't gonna never happen is it.

That's like President Nixon going on tv and declaring that nobody can have free sex for the next 90 days.

Good luck Charlie with that one.

Damn straight, the curve is only going to go down after enough stupid "sick" people die off and leave the rest of us alone.

They don't call it the death boomer generation for nothing.

Anywho, that just leaves more leftovers for the rest of us to enjoy joy.

"Ok, I get it, I have bad teeth." AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY

"...that's enough." Elizabeth Hurley, from West County, England

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PS MR PRESIDENT: April 3 is when the real social distancing from God will end; not April 30.
That said, April 30 is the 69th week in DANIEL 9; so your timing is not all that far off, all things considered.
Good things come to those who wait.
Ergo, "This is the [ER] patients of the saints." REVELATION 13

THE REPLACEMENT OUTLAW OFFENDERS

Jonathan Winters' 1965 movie trailer for THE LOVED ONE is about the time when even people's cats and dogs will be dying from the Chinatown iphone bug in Edmonds, Washington in 2020.

Talk about the year of the rat.

For even when Dr Evil himself will be completely consumed by his Jewish German rocket science research down in white [anglo saxon] Alabama into the unlimited possibilities of frozen life becoming defrosted again for all eternity in the original AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY.

Think SLEEPER meets LEPRECHAUN 4 meets ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN.

"Someday soon, medical science is going to discover a way to replace a live [talking] head on a dead human body." Rush Limbaugh, 1998.

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PS BRUCE TROXEL: At 200 lbs, I AM is now just 20 pounds away from playing my transfigured skin and bones German antihero vampire with died hair in both of the Andy Warhol replacement prophesies that were shot back-to-back in Italy.
Two for the price of one and all that.

PS BRUCE WILLIS: First things first; we need to create our own private Idaho dark web streaming service.

"Freedom first, then we go from there." Mark Levin, just last week.

PS RICK STEVES: Vern Fonk lived and died in Edmonds from a nasty blood infection at STEVENS HOSPITAL in Edmonds, Washington; go figure.


Saturday, March 28, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT PLATITUDES

In the near future, one hundred more rats are going to die from a sick economy on its death bed, for every one little mouse who ever died from the [MICKEY MOUSE] 666 Chinatown iphone bug.

Oh well, "There's always a high price to pay for freedom..." William F Buckley Jr. FIRING LINE, 1969.

Because, "There's no such thing as a [germ] free lunch." Adam Smith, a.k.a. Michael Adam.

Rhymes with atom.

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PS BILL GATES: I get 10% of everything you got when you finally repent of your 666 sins and accept me as Jesus, your Lord and Savior at 2BC: 61, yada yada.

THE REPLACEMENT REACTIONS

We understand that the telephone trigger mechanism sealed up in the wall represents the 70 weeks Chineses iphone virus because Tim is trying to dial "Liberty 62" when he gets cut off by the Chinatown operator.

Talk about episode 22, season 3, 1966.

Ergo that lost FDR dime from Delilah's purse that the government promises to pay back with a paper stamp.

All of this happening after mini me pulls out his little [sweet&sour no.1] menu book in REVELATION 10 and says, "That's a goodie".

Which in MULHOLLAND DRIVE is, "The history of the world in phone numbers."

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PS EDMONDS BEACON: Have you noticed that the same folks who are all in for climate change are also all in for shutting down the economy; no matter what?

PS BRUCE WILLIS: My prophetic figure's clouds in REVELATION 10 are the same protective clouds at www.cloudmakerpictures.com
Looks like it's time to go into full DIE HARD mode if you ask me.

PS RICK STEVES: I'm probably gonna need a legally signed release form from you in order to play my sophisticated Siena, Italia tourist guide [Orson Welles] figure in DR. HANNIBAL FOREVER MORE.

Now hiding out in plain sight in Edmonds, Washington.

Friday, March 27, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT RUBBERS

"Try not to rub up against anybody at the grocery store." Gov. Inslee.

Ergo, now the Orwellian 1984 media is breathlessly reporting that our third world supply of rubber gloves is about to get cut off.

No wonder that MADONNA can't seem to keep a husband because she refuses to have sex with any of them unless they are wearing a rubber.

In Divine confirmation of that 5.2 down in Evita's Argentina; where the real men still refuse to wear rubbers.

Damn right, "It's only up to God who gets pregnant..." Mel Gibson, 2018

Just imagine Keira Knightley trying to suck off her hubby who is wearing a rubber.

Couldn't wouldn't happen in a thousand years.

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BIBLE STUDY NOTES: That timely 5.0 right on the county line in Texas was for those 5 cities in ISAIAH 19 meets MATTHEW 25.

THE REPLACEMENT GAMERS

You'll know we're in deep shit when the kids start driving around in their old uninsured pickups shot gunning their local small town traffic ticket intersection cameras.

Talk about social distancing.

Kind of like getting the Chinese IPHONE bug and getting over it. Then feeling like you have become born again and are never going to die.

Just because you are now immune to the 666 system and no longer contagious.

Oh yeah, idleness is the devil's workshop.

Talk about the upcoming bloody physical transfiguration happening only after the bloodless spiritual transfiguration thing happens.

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PS EDMONDS BEACON: For every negative reaction, there is a positive action.
Ergo, that 4.6 out in the REVELATION 13 sea west of Constitution, Chile.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT FINAL SOLUTIONS

"People go to war because the alter/native is much worse." William F. Buckley Jr. 1968.

God has told his prophets among the lost tribes in DC 133 that there will be a religious revival in Seattle, but not San Francisco.

Kind of like His Word to the same folks about the upcoming state against state, county against county, and city against city bloodshed.

Think Monroe, Washington meets Olympia, Washington; just for starters.

And the list goes on from there.

Or as PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP would put it, "Iran needs to stop threatening America and Israel."

In other words, "Go ahead I dare you..." Robert Conrad for EVEREADY BATTERIES, 1977.

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THE FINAL SOLUTION REPLACEMENTS

The US CONSTITUTION will hang by a thread in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY; and both the Republican and Democrat parties will be replaced by the birth of a new party called the American [1776] Independent Party.

Oh yeah, "This thing could threaten our republic." Michael Medved

And that's a bad thing because why?

Hell, I AM is still having bad dreams about Dustin Hoffman not wanting to sup with me, and Gwyneth Paltrow not wanting to fuck me.

Think LIVE FREE OR DIE meets IN YOUR GUTS YOU KNOW HE'S NUTS meets BETTER DEAD THAN RED meets BETTER RED THAN DEAD.

For example, right after I mentioned that Medved is going to finally realize that the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 is non other than Barack Obama; there were three back-to-back Messianic 4.6 birth date earthquakes in the prince's native nation of Indonesia.

That would be April 6, 2020 for those of you in Reo Linda, California.

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LATTER DAY SAINTS NOTE: El Presidente down in Mexico just told the people that they should go about their business as usual. Because in THE WHITE HORSE PROPHECY the Latino red horse joins forces with the Americano white horse in order to deal with the black horse.
Think HERBIE GOES BANANAS meets THE THREE AMIGOS.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT TO THE RETARDED SPECIAL OLYMPICS KIDS

There is a really sexy video out there that has gone viral of Taylor Swift self isolating herself in her own private Idaho AMTRAK bed and breakfast train car.

And the best part is when she suddenly looks exactly like a 27ish Rene Zellwegger as the rubber hits the road in 2BC: 212.

In Divine confirmation of yours truly happening on the cutting edge scene again, and again, and yet again; like in NORTH BY NORTHWEST meets THE BIRDS meets PSYCHO; yada yada yada.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch on the funky town JASON RANCH SHOW in Seattle.

See every low budget VERN FONK car insurance video ever made for local late night tv zombies in the past 25 years on YOUTUBE.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Easter Sunday sounds good to me.
Especially if they have the traditional pancake breakfast with maple syrup and whipped butter afterwards.

According to the 2bc.info, sometimes people have to "die" in order to get over their religious and political anti mormon Utah hang ups.

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT COINCIDENCES

Washington State was right in the process of passing another radical sex pervert public education bill for the children when the bug made the scene.

Whereas the state's lunatic governor still believes that climate change is caused by man, and not by the God of ISAIAH in chapters 19 & 50.

Against this background, I dreamed that the NRA conservatives from Duvall etc stormed the capitol in downtown Olympia. But found that it was guarded by an army of North Viet Cong regulars; who looked just like the ones in those infamous 1960s values Jane Fonda photos.

Ergo, those double earthquakes in Gold Bar and Car/nation after Gov. Inslee's latest fiats.

As confirmed by my vision today at 3:06 pm of a new book entitled AMERICA WON'T BE BEFUDDLED ANYMORE.

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Monday, March 23, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT NUMBERS

Why do you need some government test to tell you if you have the bug?

What are you going to do then?

Start social distancing yourself? Only buy food and gas when you have to?

Meanwhile, the numbers are rising because the test results are rising.

After all the serious experts have been saying that the bug has been around for at least a year; and millions of people have had it and gotten over it.

Ergo, the latest left wing governor has seized on the opportunity for more massive stzte control in the 2020 swing state of Michigan.

And the liberal anti Trump media has just run a spat of new reports about young people dying.

Hindsight is 2020. If past is prelude.

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Sunday, March 22, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT ONES

Weinstein got the bug in prison in confirmation of my 24/7 post entitled THE REPLACEMENT PRISONERS.

Who represent the [NYT] people's of the small cap prince in DANIEL 9 who have been panicking about PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP for the past 40 some months.

"We have nother to fear but fear itself." FDR

You can say that again.

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JEWISH DOCTOR NOTE: Israel's DM is saying that all the old folks should be quarantined and the rest of the population should just get the bug and get over it.
No wonder Trump has at least a 70% approval rating in modern day reality tv Israel.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT PRISONERS

"He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity..." REVELATION 13:10.

E.22, S.3 ends with the bad guys being held hostage after the 42 months scenario runs it's course in REVELATION 11 etc.

This being the one about C.R.U.S.H.'s "...excellent memory refresher course." that involves the two gas pipes of Judah and Ephraim coming out of the brick masonite wall in DANIEL 9.

Heck, I would even wager that guys like Tod Herman and Micheal Medved are going to finally remember that one has to be a US citizen in order to be the President of America.

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Friday, March 20, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT RECOURSES

Note that the three [woes] states that have now shut down are all dominated by today's 42 months Democrats who believe that government is the cure to everything that ails us.

Talk about the cure being worse than the disease.

"Bread lines kill people..." William F Buckley Jr. 1980

Not to mention long lines around the block at your local MCDONALDS drive-thru.

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PS TOM HANKS: Jesus Mother Mary nixed your too clever by half spoof about me claiming to be the new Elvis from down under in VIVA LAS VEGAS because the script was not quite headed in the right direction.

"I think you can do better than that." THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, 1976.

Ergo, "Anyone who says more than me, or less than me, is not of me."

PS MICHAEL MEDVED: The stock market Jews on WALLSTREET are warning us that we are headed for a 25% economic depression because they hate PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP just as much as you do.
Not to mention that traitorous [orange] fink Tod Herman Roman Catholic sitting in for Rush Limbaugh from northern Idaho meets North Ireland.

Thursday, March 19, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT 50S

The latest word from Prince Michael in GREASE 2 is that the whole thing has been a 42 months set up from the beginning of time.

Maybe not exactly a hoax, but a lot like unto it.

In order to grease the skids, yada yada.

Praise Mother Mary full of grace...

As in abortion is not murder, but it's like unto it.

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ADAPTATION NOTES: At 12:12 pm today I had a flash vision that Nicole Kidman didn't want to kiss me because I was missing a front tooth.
Oh well, you can't be everything to everybody in this brief life, wink wink.

PS TOM HANKS: Your starring role in SLEEPLESS IN 666 SEATTLE meets THE 666 CABLE GUY happened for some kind of a Providential 666 funky town reason.

THE REPLACEMENT 24/7S

"You're the prince who awakened the sleeping beauty...." Says Uncle Martian to the writer, blogger, non stop all night reporter Tim in E.22, S.3.

"Awake O daughter of Zion..." 2 NEPHI 8

Because this is the original one about MA BELL being the REVELATION 17 MOTHER of the Chinese made IPHONE.

For when the 1966 episode rips off DIAL M FOR MURDER meets DEAD MEN DON'T WEAR PLAID.

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PS QUEEN CYRUS: You still got the EASY RIDER Janis Joplin gig if you want it.
So how does April 3rd work for you?

PS BRUCE WILLIS: "They say it's your birthday..." or do they?

PS MR PRESIDENT: The idea of putting $2000 in free money into my CHASE MANHATTAN 666 cash machine is providential confirmation of my 2000 2BC edition.

"All I know is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my garden of Eden is spitting out 50lb [ATM] cash money tomatoes." LAS VEGAS VACATION.

PS BRUCE TROXELL: We could easily shoot a remake of THE STRANGER for around $3,000,000.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT HOME REMEDIES

"How about no!.." says Dr. No in APP:4

In response to GOLDMEMBER asking if he can paint my SOLID GOLD TOP 40 list dick gold.

A..k.a Jeff Bezos.

Now hiring an army of 100,000 millennial warehouse zombies to stave off the inevitable  reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP in 2020.

Talk about PANIC AT THE DISCO meets STUDIO 54.

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NIXONIAN NOTES: Back when a panicked Richard Nixon declared the federal speed limit to be 55, 50/50 of America finally said fuck you to the feds.

Not to mention the Jews and the queers and the civil rights 1960s negros at the NYT and the WAPO.

"The biggest problem with President Nixon's 55 mph fiat is that it caused so many Americans to start ignoring basic federal laws..." William F Buckley, 1981.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT NIXONS

Last night in the shower, Michael told me that there is nothing they can do to nix this thing; as long as they keep promoting free abortion and homosexuality on demand, for one thing.

Not to mention 1930s style Nazi medicine.

You want to rid society of all the sick and the elderly and the mentally retarded?

You got it.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?.. A burden on society." GREASE: 2, 1968.

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PS MR PRESIDENT: Like I said, the upcoming post 42 months party hangover recession will be steep but very brief.

VIVA LAS VEGAS!!

Monday, March 16, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT FROGMEN

Leave it up to the Davidic code French to finally decide when enough is enough.

Remember, these are the same guys who invented the Nevada State line shaped guillotine cut off map prophecy in DANIEL 9.

Oh yeah, a chichen in every pot... yada yada.

"Your [code] name is Napoleon Dynamite?.. Yes." NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, 2004.

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PS KEN MCLEOD: Hope you will be joining me this spring for a little flyfishing at the black lagoon in Lynnwood this April.

Sunday, March 15, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT CALLERS

Today's Chinese iPHONE virus is what Michael was talking about when he said "No iphones" to me back in December of 18, followed up by the simple clear warning "February."

Wherein those who worship the cute 666 teddy bear in REVELATION 13 get the ugly horns in REVELATION 15, yada yada.

"And all the king's horses, and all the king's men, could no put Humpty Dumpty back together again."

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PS EMMA WATSON: Today's CHINATOWN virus happening is what the SHAWN OF THE DEAD north London movie trailer is all about.

Shit always happens for a shitty reason.

For example, this morning at 8:23 am, I had a rather frightening flash vision of a zombie trying to grab me on 76th; out in front of ROYAL INDIA CUISINE.

PS MADONNA: More gentle Jew, less heavy handed gentile.

Saturday, March 14, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT 501 LEVIS

Today's French May Day type panic is Divine confirmation of the 70 weeks chronology that represents the May Day crisis politics of Bernie Sanders er al.

As just confirmed by PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP cutting off all VIRGIN AIR flights from London, England, etc.

Talk about doing whatever is necessary to stem the plague of climate change CO2 emissions.

Oh yeah, what goes around comes around.

"So when did you get the acting bug?" APP:4

"I won some jitter bug contest in Deep River, Ontario." Naomi Watts, MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

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THE REPLACEMENT YEARS

As the 42 months scenario in REVELATION 11 comes to a 70 weeks climax in DANIEL 9; we are beginning to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth that is going to lead to the blood pouring out of the two elevators of Judah and Ephraim in THE SHINING meets BARTON FINK.

Both of the above old vintage hotels representing the same 1930s era hotel where I stayed at every time in North Chicago during the 70s.

And yes, the weekly rate back then was $70.

And the stainless steel VITA MIX 3600 that I was pitching out of a suitcase was still going for only $169.

"Best damn daiquiri machine in the world." PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, 1979.

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Friday, March 13, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT VACATIONS

Looks like the original WEEKEND AT BERNIES zombie prophecy will have a whole new meaning after this weekend.

Think SHAWN OF THE DEAD meets DOCTOR STRANGELOVE.

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the no.19 bomb fallout.

Now that most serious medical scientists are saying that 50% of the population at large needs to get the cough in order to develop the necessary herd immune system threshold "group resistance".

See every survival of the fittest and most sexy really tv [apprentice] show ever made in the past ten years.

The reality still being that, "Faith without works is dead." yada yada.

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PS GISELE BUNDCHEN: How does this April 3rd work for you?

THE REPLACEMENT REPROGRAMINGS

"Oh Alvin, you're so Democratic!" Says Mrs Brown to her huckster brother after the phony bit about finally discovering a cure for the CORONAVIRUS 19 cold.

Meanwhile, Uncle Martian suggests that the nomination of Joe Biden in 2020 is a "monumental goof".

Followed up by the episode's repeated $50 references to the future 50 states of America.

In other words, Biden will be the antibiotic cure to USA TODAY's sick obsession with white christian conservatives in 20.

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Thursday, March 12, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT SET DECORATORS

Tim's fancy wide desk in the 1966 E.20 front stands in for the one in the Oval Office in Joe Biden 20.

Where the future ham actor Quentin Tarantino ends up offering 20% royalties for the fake robot house cleaning machine.

Meanwhile, most of Hollywood is already solidly behind the unvetted Biden 20 campaign.

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PS JAY LENO: You sound so much like them it's scary.
More Howard Stern, less Oprah Winfrey.

PS BEN SHAPIRO: More clean Christian, less dirty Jew.

PS RICK STEVES EUROPE: Now that you have a little more time on your hands, how about putting together a special advanced screening of THE PARIS DISPATCH?

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT CABINETS

"You can get a new kitchen now at half the price!" 710 KIRO

The phony front office with new fake cabinets in E.20, S.3 represents Joe Biden's stand-in place marker for a new shadow government cabinet run by Barack Obama Inc.

As a last ditch attempt to stop America from learning about the abomination of desolation's fake birth certificate in MARK 13:14, yada yada.

And you don't even have to be a rocket scientist to see it by now.

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PS MICHAEL DOUGLAS: Mike Bloomberg cut off his $500,000,000 LOVE BOAT FANTASY ISLAND show in the the 62nd week.
"Poor ratings..." Donald Trump, circa 1996.
Kind of like Harvey Weinstein getting convicted around the same week.

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

THE ALTERNATIVE ROCK ARTS

They announced the cut off of SXSW right after the 62nd week because the likes Will Ferrell just tried to kill his own blood's RIGHTIOUS BROTHERS [cantor] father by pushing him off a 40' cliff in northwest Austin.

"Oh you naughty little boy." ADAMS FAMILY VALUES.

You can look it up and watch it if you still can't see it.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHY: Less bongos, more guitar.

PS SANDRA BULLOCK: We still plan on shooting SON OF LEBOWSKI at the Brand's Lopez Island estate; with or without you.
Which is the good thing about having more than one wife.
Ergo, you don't need to tie yourself up in knots just to get laid once a week.

PS KIT WINN: One way or the other, I do plan on working in the [Richard] Burton 570 AM location into the above lonely guy screenplay equation.

PS ST PETER: Last night I dreamed that our own beloved blood bother Jeff was just as much of a geek patrol 666 asshole homo as our own blood father.

PS EVANGELINE LILLEY: Obviously, we need to do something about our original sagging investment oportunities on Crooked Lake, British Columbia.
As in right now, and not a little later.
How about we hold some classic wooden rowboat trout fishing derby?
No fly line trolling or deep pop gear allowed.

Monday, March 9, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT CUT OUTS

Sometimes thearter lobby cardboard stand-ins are also called cut-outs in the biz.

See for example the prophetic 1984 Reagan Democrat era movie trailer for THE LONELY GUY.

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Sunday, March 8, 2020

THE RELACEMENT CUTTINGS

Wood Allen's new autobiography was cut off in the 62nd week of DANIEL 9 in order that Mahanttan high society might wake up and smell the coffee in BROADWAY DANNY ROSE meets PURLE ROSE OF CAIRO.

As in, "Grab some of the better cuts when you go out." GANGS OF NEW YORK.

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Saturday, March 7, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT APPEARANCES

The new deranged born again beast burned Woody Allen's new book because their deranged twister sister once had a vision from the deranged devil; a.k.a. the father of all lies.

Think LOST HIGHWAY meets ROSEMARYS BABY.

In the very same vane of the same thing happening to Hugh Nibley's deranged lesbian daughter.

For example, my own beloved late mother used to have crazy visions of me getting picked up after midnight on the street in Bonney Lake, Washingston to have sex with strangers.

And when I would look out of her front picture window, her own walnut tree had grown so huuge that one couldn't even see the street.

Oh yeah, "The devil is in the details." APP: 4

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PS KEIRA KNIGHTLEY: Are you kidding me?
How can your nips be sagging if you they dont even have any tits?
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

You say tomatoe, I say tomato...

PS BRUCE TROXELL: The next one is about Zuckerberg's original 1990s SI-FI technology and special effects [666] robot cleaning up the house of israel in REVENGE OF THE NERDS meets PORKIES.

"PORKIES is my favorite movie ever... " Howard Stern ecoing cousin David.


THE REPLACEMENT ISSUES

"If you're a phoney, you're gonna get found out." MY FAVO MARTIAN; E.19, S.3

Like when the Chad mentioned something about the latest phony Russian conspiracy theory regarding PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP at the OSCARS.

Meanwhile, our above Messianic Hollywood leader just cut off the boarder at the end of the 62nd week in THE MEXICAN meets ZORRO.

In confirmation of that new 4.5 down there at 10:29 London time.

Great minds think alike; welcome home Mr President.

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POLITICO NOTES: When Arnie and James hold their joint black and white presser in California to announce their mutual endorsement of PRESISEDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, you will know that I AM has been right all along.
You can look it up if you do not believe me.

Friday, March 6, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT BILLIONAIRES

"In the future, everyone will be a billionaire for 15 minutes." Andy Warhol

For example, Woody Allen just got another $1,000,000,000 in free publicity for his next project.

So what the fuck are they teaching these kids anymore in college?

You wish that someone you hate would just die and go away, you Holy Ghost them on your iphone, yada yada.

You don't make a big splash about it that ends up on the [billion hits a minute] front page of THE DRUDGE REPORT.

Talk about getting your dick cut off in the 62nd week of the 70 weeks scenario in DANIEL 9.

"There is no such thing as bad publicity." Albert Einstien

For example, those flag waving Nazis showed up and did their thing at a Bernie Sanders rally.

In confirmation of the EDMONDS BEACON front page splash about today's white nationalists taking over Washington State in the next white Russian rigged election.

"Welcome home Mr Relf." THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 2020

For example, Brad Pitt has been seen around town lately with his long hair growing out and an unsaved beard.

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THE REPLACEMENT LINCOLNS

"And their errors and corruption multiply until their only doctrine is to follow the leader..." 2BC: 204; 44.

I knew that there was something very real behind the curtain in E.19, S.3; but it was still not clear in my mind.

Later I was hanging out with Brad Pitt at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS' space on Dayton when I noticed Michelle Obama sitting at a desk off to the side.

Then I patted Brad on the shoulders and felt that he was wearing pads.

As in Chad rhymes with Brad.

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PS KATY PERRY: Right after your funky knocked up video came out, there was a 3.0 west of Perry, Utah at the mouth of the amazing German brown trout [stuffed trophy art wife] Bear River landmark.
Not exactly my cup of tea.
But I can see why a lot of guys at my age are still into that kind of thing.
Remember, this is the same area where BROWNING FIREARMS got started.
That is before they relocated much of their factories back to Germany and Switzerland.
Too much heavy handed 1960s style taxation, regulation and litigation I guess.
"Heavy man..." THE OTHER BIG LEBOWSKI

EIFM NOTES: The awards ceremony for best framed picture will take place in the basement of that little white church nextdoor to RICK STEVES EUROPE.
Hey, why throw a billion dollars of good hard cash after a billion dollars of bad money?
When most girls in their 20s will suck you off for a cool 500k contract anyway.
Money talks, bullshit walks.


Thursday, March 5, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT WEEKLIES

Going way back to the 70s, there was a sudden explosion of free urban weeklies on every corner that promoted homosexuality and socialism.

For an inspired futurist context to the 70 weeks of cut offs in DANIEL 9.

Then later from out of nowhere, the free SEATTLE WEEKLY was forced to start charging a buck for their shit.

Oh yeah, they always get you hooked on it for free, then they demand a pint of blood for the next one; circa LIVE AND LET DIE.

So why is THE STRANGER weekly still out there for free on practically every corner in funky town?

Oh yeah, "The truth shall set you free." JESUS CHRIST SUPER STAR, 1970, Arlington, Washington, Snohomoish County, USA.

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PS MITT ROMNEY: Less vagina, more penis; enough with that whole mormon prophet, seer and revelator thing.
Nobody is buying it anymore; been there, done that.

NEXT UP NOTES: E.19, S.3 is about Jack Nicholson deciding to just be himself, and let the chips fall where they may in 2020.
Same thing goes for you too Ed Lee.

THE REPLACEMENT CUT OFFS

On super Tuesday I had a flash vision of my BM open to chapter 42 in ALMA.

The one that explains what the 70 weeks of [501 LEVI] cut offs are about in DANIEL 9.

That all started back when the transgression happened in the House on Mel Gibson's birthday in 2019.

The latest one being the new round of calls to cut off that shorty in the Senate for threatening the rule of law in THE BURNT ORANGE HERESY trailer.

Which ends rather poetically at George Clooney's third estate on Lake Como with a homage to THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON.

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PS CHRIS WOOD: I saw an amazing 23ish Natalie Merchant look alike shorty at the TRADER JOES checkout yesterday.

Rumor has it, she is going to be at the deep canyon blue grass music festival in Darington, Washington this summer.

They don't call it God's country for nothing.

Talk about being on the right side of my short list in DELIVERANCE meets TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE meets BLUE VELVET meets TWIN PEAKS.

"Drink a couple bottles of straight burbon if you feel the flu coming on... You'll feel like hell for about three days...  But the worst of it will be all over before you know it." David Lynch



Wednesday, March 4, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT CALL SHEETS

Looks like THE BURT ORANGE HERESY will also be an entry in this July's upcoming debut of the EDMONDS INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL at street number 415.

Think F FOR FAKE V THE ITALIAN JOB.

The historic 1920s silent era theater does have a rather successful track record when it comes to old fashion English tourist accent movies.

Nothing worse than some obscure little indie film festival wannabe making a big deal about their special feature that has already been out there and done that for months.

Think A RAINY DAY IN NEW YORK meets FORD V FERRARI.

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THE REPLACEMENT REFERENCES

Next thing we know, crazy uncle Greg rescues Chris Wood's Catholic faith [self esteem] with his Joseph Smith style seer box camera with the crystal lense in E.18, S.3, 1966.

That is after Mr Wood blows it yet again with his fake news take of some socialist shorty named BIG RED.

Future 2020 pink hair die job and all.

But then I give him a second chance at it after the two witnesses are lying in the street for the 3 1/2 days time period that Jesus spent in a rich man's tomb.

Exactly like the one in BEING THERE V HANNIBAL 2.

"Don't go there girlfriend!" Dr. Evil in APP:4

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: Last night after midnight on secret COAST TO COAST shortwave radio, I ordered one of my underground "journalist" operative Bond girls at THE STRANGER to check out your talk about the Hollywood Jews taking over America this weekend down in funky town.
Turns out, she is also a regular at the nextdoor synagog of Satan anyway; which is only a hop, skip and a jump from there.

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT CALIFORNIANS

"California is still the best place in the world to live." Arnold Schwarzenegger

Those two ten-virgins twisters were a sign from God that most of the prophetic 50/50+ recount election results in 2020 are going to come down in favor of America's baby boomer Reagan Democrats.

Sorry Joe. But no way in hell are you the next charismatic Ronald Reagan; who was mostly Jewish by the way. With a dab of Joseph Smith thrown in for good measure.

Don't get me wrong now. That huuge earthquake and towering tidle wave in A VIEW TO A KILL are still going to bury California under the REVELATION 13 sea; maybe around 50 years from now.

"Let's not kid ourselves here." Jim Carrey, THE CABLE GUY.

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FILM SCHOOL NOTES: All of those polite society Orange County, Republicans in SHAMPOO are greatly disappointed when their Nixonian fixation wins Illinois by a nose in 2020.


THE REPLACEMENT REAGANITES

"After midnight, we're gonna find out what you're all about..." James Taylor, covering Eric Clapton, Paul Butterfield on harp.

Those two twisters of Judah and Ephraim wrecked German Town, Nashville after midnight for a Super Tuesday happening.

Ten/nessee being the historic [brother v brother] ten virgins state of Abraham Lincoln's civl war against white blue eyed Christians.

Ergo, Joseph Smith said that the bloodshed in REVELATION 14:20 will start in South Carolina.

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PS MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: Bill Clinton was liberal polite society's ultimate "nowhere man" in that iconic 1960s BEATLES song; George W Bush, same Texas style LBJ barbeque ribs bullshit.
JFK got shot in the back of the head, Lincoln limo lawyer style, in Dallas, Texas for a speacial reason.
Talk about selling the sizzle, and not the steak.

PS PAUL MCCARTNEY: In the near future, you're not going to get laid anymore if you don't start acting like a real man.
Same thing goes for you too Mick Jagger. Not to mention Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt respectively.

PS KIT WINN: Back in the day, you liked the music of Chicago's THREE DOG NIGHT for a reason.

PS TERRY MCKNIGHT: Our old 1980s BYU film school buddy Ken Kemp died prematurely from blood cancer in order that he could show us the real meaning of his book titled I HATED HEAVEN.

Whereas, "They shall hate their own blood..." PEARL OF GREAT PRICE

Monday, March 2, 2020

THE REPLACEMENT TITLES

Woody Allen's suprise hard copy autobiography titled APROPOS OF NOTHING was confirmation of the aging HARDBALL host suddenly calling it quits in the 62nd week of the 70 weeks prophecy in DANIEL 9.

That is, after 3 1/2 years of nothing but nothing about Russian collusion, yada yada.

Great billion dollar free publicity title for his next movie too; hey why spend $1,000,000,000 in vane on a political campaign that you know up front ain't gonna happen anyway?

For example, last night at 3:02 am I had a vision of me ordering "a shorty" drip at the Hwy.99 STARBUCKS in Lynnwood.

Talk about making a movie based upon a best selling book and a very successful app.

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SHORT ORDER NOTE: Naturally, after my 'shorty' flash vision drip order at STARBUCKS, the first thing that came to mind was me acting in a new original film written and directed by Chris Wood; formerly of Bonney Lake, Washington.

THE REPLACEMENT PLACES

Oprah's inspired impromptu ballancing act at the LA FORUM sets E.17, S.3 in Chicago; for the episode's Rod Blagovich look alike release from a 666 federal prison in Color/ado by PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.

Whereas Tim hopes to hell that he doesn't end up in the Chicago fire when he hits the time machine election button again in a Cleveland, Ohio newspaper stand.

And the show's John Dillinger joke was about him dying outside of a movie theater on Lincoln.

Shot several times in the back John Lennon style.

Because the two cops earthquake in REVELATION 11 puts a stop to the CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964 hoax.

Not to mention Barack Obama's fake birth certificate display at his own crooked TOWER OF BABYLON library.

Oh yeah, Dillinger was a big time white German nationalist in the 1930s who believed that the Jewish capitalist banks in middle America deserved to get robbed.

He, originally from Mooresville, Indiana.

Think Michael Moore meets Mel Gibson out in Malibu, California, circa in 2020.

Birds of a feather flock together.

They don't call it funky town for nothing.

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PS BRUCE TROXELL: The original 'bird flu' invasion of America was a BIRDS movie prophecy.
Think REAR WINDOW meets PSYCHO.

Sunday, March 1, 2020

THE REPLACENT YES MEN

Oprah Winfrey was wearing her traditional all white feminist suffergett kit when she lost her balance at THE FORUM in LA, circa 2020.

In confirmation of uncle Greg taking his time machine back to THE FORUM in Rome to watch Caesar get betrayed again by the future Mitt Romney in 2020; E.17, S.3.

Then the liberal pagan Jew SUN god journalist goes back to Martin Luther King's January 15 birthday in 1920. In a failed attempt to put the name 'Martin' on Barack Obama's fake news birth certificate at the county register.

Followed up by a series of smoke and mirrors scenes that puts us back to where we started in 2020.

Including the one where Tim suddenly finds himself in the path of a charging herd of African American Zulu warriors.

Oh yeah oh yeah, " The daughters of Israel have been sleeping with the beasts of the field." Says Jehovah at 2bc.info .

Think Kate Holmes meets Nicole Kidman.

Ironically, "She's not very good at it.. but she's white." JACKIE BROWN

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PS EDMONDS BEACON: God had to put a 'cut off' order on your free newspaper stands at PCC er all because you guys had refused to stop promoting the 666 pagan climate change politics hoax.
What goes around comes around.
You stiff me, I stiff you.

I know, "Christ you know it ain't easy!" THE BEATTLES, circa 19666...