"This is the big one!" Nancy
The originally inspired GREASE prophecy happens during the two 19" tv antennas era of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
Because of today's pinko inspiration behind today's died pink hair fad.
Which represents today's retro pinko conspiracy hysteria over PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP talking with the Commies on his secret red hot line phone in DOCTOR STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE [NYT] BOMB.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS ERIC: Tim's car in MY FAVO, S.2, is the same class and model as the FORD of your youth.
Monday, September 30, 2019
THE 1 ABOUT THE SECRET PLOT
The disguised Uncle Martian prophet tells Mr Brennan er all that the guilty ones are hiding behind the crazy black 8-ball Russian collusion KOOL-AID stand in E.38, S.2.
Where the future CIA Director is looking for a flattened and whitewashed 42 months portrait of Mrs. Brown.
Hidden somewhere in a circus arcade full of insane Jim Carrey paintings.
Her one depicting a jar of big green pet pickles in hand no less.
And the only way to save her is by "shooting" her with his martian ray gun device; metaphorically speaking.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS SANDY: If you prefer a property with more security and privacy, check out the listings north of Edmonds off of Olympic View Drive.
The views are breathtaking.
They don't have anything like that in LA.
Whatever, you'll know it when you see it.
"This is the place." Brigham Young
PS CHARLIZE THERON: There are about 20 initial gathering safe places around the world for my physically transfigured GSR/TWN readers over the next 50 years.
Including all 7 of the mountains in REVELATION 17, and beyound.
Think of us as God's minor league farm teams that spawn the younger players for his major leaguers in THE NATURAL meets FIELD OF DREAMS meets A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN meets MONEYBALL meets 42 meets TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE meets MILLION DOLLAR ARM meets BAD NEWS BEARS meets SUGAR meets FEVER PITCH meets THE PERFECT GAME meets KILL THE UMPIRE...
Especially that last one.
Where the future CIA Director is looking for a flattened and whitewashed 42 months portrait of Mrs. Brown.
Hidden somewhere in a circus arcade full of insane Jim Carrey paintings.
Her one depicting a jar of big green pet pickles in hand no less.
And the only way to save her is by "shooting" her with his martian ray gun device; metaphorically speaking.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SANDY: If you prefer a property with more security and privacy, check out the listings north of Edmonds off of Olympic View Drive.
The views are breathtaking.
They don't have anything like that in LA.
Whatever, you'll know it when you see it.
"This is the place." Brigham Young
PS CHARLIZE THERON: There are about 20 initial gathering safe places around the world for my physically transfigured GSR/TWN readers over the next 50 years.
Including all 7 of the mountains in REVELATION 17, and beyound.
Think of us as God's minor league farm teams that spawn the younger players for his major leaguers in THE NATURAL meets FIELD OF DREAMS meets A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN meets MONEYBALL meets 42 meets TROUBLE WITH THE CURVE meets MILLION DOLLAR ARM meets BAD NEWS BEARS meets SUGAR meets FEVER PITCH meets THE PERFECT GAME meets KILL THE UMPIRE...
Especially that last one.
Sunday, September 29, 2019
IMD14U
After I had suddenly crashed and burned and died and gone into my own private purgatory hell hole in 1980, some strange Jewish guy, who looked exactly like Jon Heder, reached his hand down to me and pulled me out of my pit of dispair and child support captivity.
His name was Paul Nestor. Even the same one who everybody on Mercer Island still remembers to this day.
Because of his ten virgins prophecy billboard sign along I-90 advertising LEVELOR window computer blinds at "50% OFF!!"
Of course, shortly following that publicity stunt, he got busted for not delivering the goods to the tune of $100,000+.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS DE NIRO: Talk about owning it.
God knows you were born to be an actor.
PS HOWARD STERN: You ignore me at your peril.
What am I, chopped liver?
Peter Peter [orange] pumpkin eater, had an [orange] wife but couldn't keep her...
"That's just not cricket baby ..." AP:II
His name was Paul Nestor. Even the same one who everybody on Mercer Island still remembers to this day.
Because of his ten virgins prophecy billboard sign along I-90 advertising LEVELOR window computer blinds at "50% OFF!!"
Of course, shortly following that publicity stunt, he got busted for not delivering the goods to the tune of $100,000+.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BLIND WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS DE NIRO: Talk about owning it.
God knows you were born to be an actor.
PS HOWARD STERN: You ignore me at your peril.
What am I, chopped liver?
Peter Peter [orange] pumpkin eater, had an [orange] wife but couldn't keep her...
"That's just not cricket baby ..." AP:II
ANOTHER NO.1 SECRET
DC 112 is another one of my prototype revelations which reads like something out of a HAMMER FILMS movie.
Which is what E.37, S.2 is all about in the episode's mighty and strong line that goes, "Many a family tree needs trimming."
The one about Tom Thumb [drive] role playing Thomas Marsh in the above section.
Wherein he is charged to protect the little guys from the giant men who rule over the G7 mountains beast in REVELATION 17.
"Contend thou, therefore, morning by morning; and day after day let thy warning voice go forth; and when the night cometh let not the inhabitants of the earth slumber, because of thy speach.
...and thy path lieth among the [RICK STEVES EUROPE] mountains of the G7...
And by thy word many high ones shall be brought low, and by thy word, many low ones shall be exalted.
Thy voice shall be a rebuke unto the transgressor; and at thy rebuke let the tongue of the slanderer cease its perversness."
Hint hint, wink wink...
For example, Gwyneth Paltrow was just snapped wearing some silk BATMAN nightgown outfit at her 47th birthday girl party.
Sir Gregory Scott Relf's
24/7 TWO WITNESSES NEWS PUBLICATION
NEW READERS: Another great first look these days is www.rushlimbaugh.com .
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I had a vision last night that you were riding on that free orange village bicycle out in front of the ZINC gallery.
PS EL WOOD: Remember that time when we went to the [ BROKEN FLOWERS] indie film in Tacoma, after stopping first for a cup of Joe Black nextdoor at THE KICKSTAND?
Oh the prophetic memories...
Which is what E.37, S.2 is all about in the episode's mighty and strong line that goes, "Many a family tree needs trimming."
The one about Tom Thumb [drive] role playing Thomas Marsh in the above section.
Wherein he is charged to protect the little guys from the giant men who rule over the G7 mountains beast in REVELATION 17.
"Contend thou, therefore, morning by morning; and day after day let thy warning voice go forth; and when the night cometh let not the inhabitants of the earth slumber, because of thy speach.
...and thy path lieth among the [RICK STEVES EUROPE] mountains of the G7...
And by thy word many high ones shall be brought low, and by thy word, many low ones shall be exalted.
Thy voice shall be a rebuke unto the transgressor; and at thy rebuke let the tongue of the slanderer cease its perversness."
Hint hint, wink wink...
For example, Gwyneth Paltrow was just snapped wearing some silk BATMAN nightgown outfit at her 47th birthday girl party.
Sir Gregory Scott Relf's
24/7 TWO WITNESSES NEWS PUBLICATION
NEW READERS: Another great first look these days is www.rushlimbaugh.com .
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: I had a vision last night that you were riding on that free orange village bicycle out in front of the ZINC gallery.
PS EL WOOD: Remember that time when we went to the [ BROKEN FLOWERS] indie film in Tacoma, after stopping first for a cup of Joe Black nextdoor at THE KICKSTAND?
Oh the prophetic memories...
Saturday, September 28, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 WITH AN X
My French Jewish no.1 exwife hooked up with some chicken egg farmer's Jewish lawyer son who graduated No.1 at STANFORD for a reason.
[YEA BERNIE SANDERS 2020!!]
Who I hear have been living together very happily now for some 40 years.
Hell why not?
Why go around searching after strange flesh when you got it in spades right at home every night 24/7?
And the rest is His story.
Talk about A VIEW TO A KILL, which starts out in France in 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS NAOMI WATTS: Feel free to enjoy the view of my Harry Potter lightening bolt forehead scar whenever I AM is eating out your pink pussy in 2020, circa 3NEPHI 20-21.c
Oh yeah, Jesus is coming.
So you better get ready and put all of your affairs in order.
PS JAMES TAYLOR SWIFT: Your look is no.1 in my book.
Therefore, it stands to reason that I AM also digs your music.
"James Taylor is my God!" Howard Stern's tall blond Ms Coulter look alike wife, 2005.
[YEA BERNIE SANDERS 2020!!]
Who I hear have been living together very happily now for some 40 years.
Hell why not?
Why go around searching after strange flesh when you got it in spades right at home every night 24/7?
And the rest is His story.
Talk about A VIEW TO A KILL, which starts out in France in 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO SEQUELS NEWSLETTER
PS NAOMI WATTS: Feel free to enjoy the view of my Harry Potter lightening bolt forehead scar whenever I AM is eating out your pink pussy in 2020, circa 3NEPHI 20-21.c
Oh yeah, Jesus is coming.
So you better get ready and put all of your affairs in order.
PS JAMES TAYLOR SWIFT: Your look is no.1 in my book.
Therefore, it stands to reason that I AM also digs your music.
"James Taylor is my God!" Howard Stern's tall blond Ms Coulter look alike wife, 2005.
EDMONDS' NO.1 SECRET
Seeing crowds of old white people lining up to watch the sold out screenings of DOWNTON ABBEY up in Edmonds' historic 1 screen theater is all about why most them fled to the suburbs during the late 60s, early 70s in the 1st place.
In Divine confirmation of the giant football helmet bully who worked for Martin Lucifer King in E.37, S.2, circa 1963 - 1965.
"You can take the girl out of the county, but you can't take the county out of the girl." Dolly [legal] Pardon, 1996.
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PS JEFF: My older Glenn Beck look alike secret CIA man who drops into your posh London offices [without an appointment] in MOONWALKER is my one and only, yeah baby.
Think Trump gets re-elected again in 2020 at 4 to 1 odds, the sequel.
And then yours truly gets the girls.
In Divine confirmation of the giant football helmet bully who worked for Martin Lucifer King in E.37, S.2, circa 1963 - 1965.
"You can take the girl out of the county, but you can't take the county out of the girl." Dolly [legal] Pardon, 1996.
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PS JEFF: My older Glenn Beck look alike secret CIA man who drops into your posh London offices [without an appointment] in MOONWALKER is my one and only, yeah baby.
Think Trump gets re-elected again in 2020 at 4 to 1 odds, the sequel.
And then yours truly gets the girls.
Friday, September 27, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 TV STREAMING RATINGS
I dropped DRUDGE from my first look to my 4th or 5th look because BREIGHTBART and the USGS earthquake listings have become much more exciting and interesting and cutting edge these days.
But I always do rememember to still go there on the Micheal Medved radio show afterwards.
I AM being a huuuge first come, first server kind of guy.
So many likes, so many huges and kisses, so little time.
JACK IT UP YOUR ASS YOU HALF ASS FILTHY JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL NEOCON GOP NIGGER!!!
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES BOOK
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: "The [fall] rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
And then the hunt for wild mushrooms and wild bores begins in earnest.
But I always do rememember to still go there on the Micheal Medved radio show afterwards.
I AM being a huuuge first come, first server kind of guy.
So many likes, so many huges and kisses, so little time.
JACK IT UP YOUR ASS YOU HALF ASS FILTHY JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL NEOCON GOP NIGGER!!!
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES BOOK
PS GWYNETH PALTROW: "The [fall] rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."
And then the hunt for wild mushrooms and wild bores begins in earnest.
THE SECRET 1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER
The one where the two go back in time to save the crashed U.S. CONSTITUTION is E.37, S.2.
When the political psychos in DC would be declaring 'guilty' even before their show trial hearings started in a mock effort to uncover the truth.
Therefore, when the former CIA coverup whistleblower gets his own cover blown; we will see that he is the very suspicous and superstitious one called Mr. Brennan in season two of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
The one wherein Uncle Martian saves his future lap top computer time machine, and then declares, "It takes a great man to rewrite his story."
Gregory Scott Relf's
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NEW READER CLIFF NOTES:
The jack boot 42 months period in REVELATION 11 began with the legal inauguration of a white Americano President; after 8 long years of having an illegal alien half Jew darkie sitting in the Casa Blanca.
And it doesn't help either that the new guy is a total 100% Jew.
"There's a little queer in all of us." Elton John, England, 1996.
PS NICKI: Edmonds' very own WISHING STONE gem shop has a nice selection of pink crystal pet rocks. And their green agate ones are to die for.
PS JIM CARREY: Our worries are over mate.
I told the blond girl at the orange ZINC gallery that I voted for Trump. And will be doing it again with great satisfaction and pleasure in 2020.
Everything is always on the up and up here.
"Call me a pervert... But I just want to make an honest [10%] dollar and a penny in this business." BOOGIE NIGHTS, the movie trailer.
PS KIT WINN: You lived in a late 1950s, early 1960s, mod home in Phantom Lake, Bellvue for around 42 months a reason.
PS RICK STEVES: I studied Russian for 3 years at ROOSEVELT in North Seattle.
So I probably know more about the Russian conspiracy hoax than you do.
Where I eventually became best friends with my 5'5" mentor Paul Herrick.
Who eventually became one of the most white Israelitish youth campus leaders of THE JOHN BIRTCH SOCIETY in Appleton, Wisconsin.
When the political psychos in DC would be declaring 'guilty' even before their show trial hearings started in a mock effort to uncover the truth.
Therefore, when the former CIA coverup whistleblower gets his own cover blown; we will see that he is the very suspicous and superstitious one called Mr. Brennan in season two of MY FAVORITE MARTIAN.
The one wherein Uncle Martian saves his future lap top computer time machine, and then declares, "It takes a great man to rewrite his story."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEW READER CLIFF NOTES:
The jack boot 42 months period in REVELATION 11 began with the legal inauguration of a white Americano President; after 8 long years of having an illegal alien half Jew darkie sitting in the Casa Blanca.
And it doesn't help either that the new guy is a total 100% Jew.
"There's a little queer in all of us." Elton John, England, 1996.
PS NICKI: Edmonds' very own WISHING STONE gem shop has a nice selection of pink crystal pet rocks. And their green agate ones are to die for.
PS JIM CARREY: Our worries are over mate.
I told the blond girl at the orange ZINC gallery that I voted for Trump. And will be doing it again with great satisfaction and pleasure in 2020.
Everything is always on the up and up here.
"Call me a pervert... But I just want to make an honest [10%] dollar and a penny in this business." BOOGIE NIGHTS, the movie trailer.
PS KIT WINN: You lived in a late 1950s, early 1960s, mod home in Phantom Lake, Bellvue for around 42 months a reason.
PS RICK STEVES: I studied Russian for 3 years at ROOSEVELT in North Seattle.
So I probably know more about the Russian conspiracy hoax than you do.
Where I eventually became best friends with my 5'5" mentor Paul Herrick.
Who eventually became one of the most white Israelitish youth campus leaders of THE JOHN BIRTCH SOCIETY in Appleton, Wisconsin.
Thursday, September 26, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 MONTH HAS ALWAYS BEEN LATE SEPTEMBER, EARLY OCTOBER
Going way back to 1969, flyfishing the Upper Stilly in September for native rainbows was always what I looked foward to the most.
Then come October, it was fishing that small swampy trout pond south of Arlington for native cutthroats; after a day of hunting for rough grouse with my single shot [over and under] 22/410 around the area's old abandoned turn of the century's pioneer apple orchards.
Which were mostly located right across from a certain dirt road going into the LOVE ISRAEL commune where River Phoenix was originally conceived on a warm summer night.
And when I got back in 1973 from my mormon mission in Sienna, Italia; I found my old flyfishing buddy Ken McLeod living with some hippie chick in a dark brown run down rental shack; located just over and across from the guarded and walled off entrance to THE HIGHLANDS; due west of Aurora, of course of course.
And the rest is his story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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Then come October, it was fishing that small swampy trout pond south of Arlington for native cutthroats; after a day of hunting for rough grouse with my single shot [over and under] 22/410 around the area's old abandoned turn of the century's pioneer apple orchards.
Which were mostly located right across from a certain dirt road going into the LOVE ISRAEL commune where River Phoenix was originally conceived on a warm summer night.
And when I got back in 1973 from my mormon mission in Sienna, Italia; I found my old flyfishing buddy Ken McLeod living with some hippie chick in a dark brown run down rental shack; located just over and across from the guarded and walled off entrance to THE HIGHLANDS; due west of Aurora, of course of course.
And the rest is his story.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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MY NO.1 SECRET JOKE
Talk about political passion being the enemy of precision, coast to coast.
The swamp's latest impeachment joke looks like it will come to an antichrist climax punchline precisely on the eve of the 104 release of JOKER in 10,000 movie theaters world wide.
Whereas, my joker in JOKER goes head to head with Robert DeNiro er all, and nobody is laughing anymore.
"Comedy is serious business." Danny Simone, Seattle, 1985.
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PS NO.14: You're still my favo largemouth bass in the pond.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The 666 bitch will be making her desperate final stand during the months of February and March of 2020
"March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a [slaughtered] lamb."
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: In E.36, S.2, they discover the 1290 days ark of the covenant down in BM country.
Which contains a clay Moses tablet that has the face of my Moses wanna be in section 91.
Plus, it also contains the no.1 GOLDEN TURKEY AWARD by Michael Medved that bears the head of Josephite Smith.
The swamp's latest impeachment joke looks like it will come to an antichrist climax punchline precisely on the eve of the 104 release of JOKER in 10,000 movie theaters world wide.
Whereas, my joker in JOKER goes head to head with Robert DeNiro er all, and nobody is laughing anymore.
"Comedy is serious business." Danny Simone, Seattle, 1985.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS NO.14: You're still my favo largemouth bass in the pond.
PS JENNIFER ANISTON: The 666 bitch will be making her desperate final stand during the months of February and March of 2020
"March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a [slaughtered] lamb."
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: In E.36, S.2, they discover the 1290 days ark of the covenant down in BM country.
Which contains a clay Moses tablet that has the face of my Moses wanna be in section 91.
Plus, it also contains the no.1 GOLDEN TURKEY AWARD by Michael Medved that bears the head of Josephite Smith.
Wednesday, September 25, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 GO TO FLY IS ALWAYS THE NO.10 ROYAL COACHMAN ATTRACTOR PATTERN
SCRIBERS LAKE PARK is basically a ten acre swamp that is half marsh and half open still water.
Ergo, the surname Scribe is your typical Jewish liberal newspaper 'scribe' reference to today's swamp infested Washington, DC during the latter day ten virgins era.
Where the stocked rainbow trout tend to feed out in the middle of the pond.
In order to stay a safe distance from the waters' huge largemouth [DEM] bass lurking under the green lilly pads along the murky edges.
Who mostly feed on the little naive bluegill and perch minnows who swim by in large schools.
"So where are the Republicans?" Mark Levin
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Last night I dreamed that I was still attracted to you; and your sister witch too in the movie trailer for PRACTICAL MAGIC.
Ergo, the surname Scribe is your typical Jewish liberal newspaper 'scribe' reference to today's swamp infested Washington, DC during the latter day ten virgins era.
Where the stocked rainbow trout tend to feed out in the middle of the pond.
In order to stay a safe distance from the waters' huge largemouth [DEM] bass lurking under the green lilly pads along the murky edges.
Who mostly feed on the little naive bluegill and perch minnows who swim by in large schools.
"So where are the Republicans?" Mark Levin
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PS NICOLE KIDMAN: Last night I dreamed that I was still attracted to you; and your sister witch too in the movie trailer for PRACTICAL MAGIC.
MY SECRET SPICY NO.1 PUMPKIN
One can see how much a golden LEMON-YELLOW PHOLIOTA with freckles looks like my favorite pumpkin spice cookies made by those older GOLDEN GIRLS at QFC on google it.
Plays well with the LOLITA trailer doesn't it?
No wonder my sexy midnight fantasy dream in the past 24 hours about secretly rendezvousing with both of my underaged girlfriends, Emma Watson and Teri Rutherford.
And getting my rocks off, at the same time with both of them, down on the Edmond's beach jetty.
"I just love romantic sunsets." Jennifer Aniston, FRIENDS.
"She really does have a great ass." THE HOWARD STERN SHOW, circa 1996.
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Plays well with the LOLITA trailer doesn't it?
No wonder my sexy midnight fantasy dream in the past 24 hours about secretly rendezvousing with both of my underaged girlfriends, Emma Watson and Teri Rutherford.
And getting my rocks off, at the same time with both of them, down on the Edmond's beach jetty.
"I just love romantic sunsets." Jennifer Aniston, FRIENDS.
"She really does have a great ass." THE HOWARD STERN SHOW, circa 1996.
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Tuesday, September 24, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 MUSHROOM CLOUD
Sometime after getting in bed on 9.23, I had a flash vision of the HALF PRICE BOOKS location at the Hwy.99 crossroads in Lynwood. And I also heard the voice of Michael say "Lots of good books in there."
Then I had another back to back flash vision of SCRIBERS LAKE PARK, accompanied by the sounds of angelic harps.
So I walked over to the pond with my old used guide book for wild mushrooms; noting a passing golden copper KIA SOUL, bearing California plates, and an old classic SAILOR DOG pirate boat on a trailer near BIG LOTS, etc.
Where I discovered a beautiful little golden mushroom sprouting up from a laying down mossy log at it's springs inlet.
So I whipped out my new/used field guide and discovered that the beauful little golden mushroom, with brown sprinkles on top, was on the only page in my water stained book that was actually bookmarked with a dog ear.
It being a pretty little thing that was not very recommended for eating because it can cause indigestion.
Plus it tastes and feels like a bland white marshmallow that has no sugar.
No. Really. That's what the little book says right on page 138.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS SANDRA BULLOCK: There were a couple of older guys walking around the above park trails who were just cruising for anonomous sex with strangers.
Therefore, I made sure to have my little stained wild mushroom guide book open and in the hand.
In order to not give anybody the wrong impression of why I was there, and what I was doing.
"I know what you're doing." Donald Trump's look alike anima figure in LOST HIGHWAY.
"I know what you guys are doing." Today's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2019.
Then I had another back to back flash vision of SCRIBERS LAKE PARK, accompanied by the sounds of angelic harps.
So I walked over to the pond with my old used guide book for wild mushrooms; noting a passing golden copper KIA SOUL, bearing California plates, and an old classic SAILOR DOG pirate boat on a trailer near BIG LOTS, etc.
Where I discovered a beautiful little golden mushroom sprouting up from a laying down mossy log at it's springs inlet.
So I whipped out my new/used field guide and discovered that the beauful little golden mushroom, with brown sprinkles on top, was on the only page in my water stained book that was actually bookmarked with a dog ear.
It being a pretty little thing that was not very recommended for eating because it can cause indigestion.
Plus it tastes and feels like a bland white marshmallow that has no sugar.
No. Really. That's what the little book says right on page 138.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS SANDRA BULLOCK: There were a couple of older guys walking around the above park trails who were just cruising for anonomous sex with strangers.
Therefore, I made sure to have my little stained wild mushroom guide book open and in the hand.
In order to not give anybody the wrong impression of why I was there, and what I was doing.
"I know what you're doing." Donald Trump's look alike anima figure in LOST HIGHWAY.
"I know what you guys are doing." Today's PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, 2019.
MY SECRET LOVE POTION NO.1
In the end, Mrs Brown takes those two white 5M aspirin pills of Judah and Ephraim to cure her LOVE POTION NO.9 problem.
That is after she gets hit pretty hard upside the back of her head.
It happening during the final DANIEL 9 70-weeks of headaches prophecy in REVELATION 9 meets EZEKIEL 9, yada yada.
As in all 9 seasons of SEINFELD being shot on STAGE 9.
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning..." wink wink, George Clooney in ER, Chicago, circa 1996.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.
PS MAYOR EARLING: Another option I'm considering is just buying out that little old lady's bakery and 1950s jukebox burger joint building on Main lock stock and barrel.
Then turning it into a whole wheat bakery on the one side, and a 24/7 coffee shop on the other side, called HASTY TASTY.
The non frozen homemade hash browns and fresh cut fries alone should do the trick.
The tricky part will be how to serve your half pound garlic burgers that are still juicy pink in the middle, and not too over cooked and dry; without risking getting sued for ecoli food poisoning.
That is after she gets hit pretty hard upside the back of her head.
It happening during the final DANIEL 9 70-weeks of headaches prophecy in REVELATION 9 meets EZEKIEL 9, yada yada.
As in all 9 seasons of SEINFELD being shot on STAGE 9.
"Take two aspirin and call me in the morning..." wink wink, George Clooney in ER, Chicago, circa 1996.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER.
PS MAYOR EARLING: Another option I'm considering is just buying out that little old lady's bakery and 1950s jukebox burger joint building on Main lock stock and barrel.
Then turning it into a whole wheat bakery on the one side, and a 24/7 coffee shop on the other side, called HASTY TASTY.
The non frozen homemade hash browns and fresh cut fries alone should do the trick.
The tricky part will be how to serve your half pound garlic burgers that are still juicy pink in the middle, and not too over cooked and dry; without risking getting sued for ecoli food poisoning.
Monday, September 23, 2019
MY NO.1 NOT HAPPENING NOW SECRET
Nothing will happen from today's latest fake news whistleblower hulu hoop fad.
Because enough folks still remember how Joe Biden had so shamelessly squashed that real whistle blower presser by Larry Sinclair.
Who had written a thin little [REVELATION 10] book about him blowing on Barry's whistle, while Barack Obama himself was blowing on his own crack pipe.
[Rhymes with cracked]
Then shortly thereafter Joe Biden Jr died from an insane clown posse brain tumor.
What goes around comes around.
And around and around she goes for 42 months.
"Research shows that most men don't completely grow up and mature unil after 40 [years]." Uncle Bob, Special Ed teacher, Orem, Utah, 1985.
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Because enough folks still remember how Joe Biden had so shamelessly squashed that real whistle blower presser by Larry Sinclair.
Who had written a thin little [REVELATION 10] book about him blowing on Barry's whistle, while Barack Obama himself was blowing on his own crack pipe.
[Rhymes with cracked]
Then shortly thereafter Joe Biden Jr died from an insane clown posse brain tumor.
What goes around comes around.
And around and around she goes for 42 months.
"Research shows that most men don't completely grow up and mature unil after 40 [years]." Uncle Bob, Special Ed teacher, Orem, Utah, 1985.
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MY SECRET NO.1 COOKIE
Just after midnight on 9.23, I had a flash vision of my favo pumpkin spice orange/cranberry cookie from QFC sitting on section 90 of my open 2BC book.
Which has a prophetic reference to the charming beach village in D&C 111 full of rich guys.
Then I watched the "green eyes" E.35, S.2 and saw Uncle Martian and Rick Steves going crazy over Mrs Edmonds.
To the point where yours truly dons his favorite Jackie Treehorn number with solid silver no.925 buttons and links, etc.
For when Mr Steves would be performing at the EDMONDS ARTS THEATER on 9.25.
While at the same time the sterling silver British soap opera DOWNTON ABBEY would be playing to sold out audiences at Edmonds' other downtown theater.
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MEET JOE BLACK NOTES: Joe Biden leaned on his late AG son in Mary/land to arrest Larry Sinclair right after his presser in DC about Barack Obama having Donald Young wacked.
Think Cain meets Able old testament style, circa the movie trailer for KING OF NEW YORK.
PS SANDY: Page no.64 in E.35, S.2 is about your 27ish co-starring role in the LOVE POTION NO.9 trailer.
Also note that my secret little code book in REVELATION 10 is hidden inside of a whole wheat bread loaf in this one; escaping 666 prisoner of love style.
That said, I still have not seen your little film titled MAKING SANDWICHES.
See you in six months, and your little sister too.
PS KEN KEISLER: I also plan on opening my own private art gallery and Greek coffee shop down in the village called FAKERS.
I want my customers to feel like they just walked into some low budget 1960s Roger Corman beatnick rebel movie every time they come in and sit down and order a cup of Joe at around 2:00 am or 4:00 am in the morning.
Which has a prophetic reference to the charming beach village in D&C 111 full of rich guys.
Then I watched the "green eyes" E.35, S.2 and saw Uncle Martian and Rick Steves going crazy over Mrs Edmonds.
To the point where yours truly dons his favorite Jackie Treehorn number with solid silver no.925 buttons and links, etc.
For when Mr Steves would be performing at the EDMONDS ARTS THEATER on 9.25.
While at the same time the sterling silver British soap opera DOWNTON ABBEY would be playing to sold out audiences at Edmonds' other downtown theater.
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MEET JOE BLACK NOTES: Joe Biden leaned on his late AG son in Mary/land to arrest Larry Sinclair right after his presser in DC about Barack Obama having Donald Young wacked.
Think Cain meets Able old testament style, circa the movie trailer for KING OF NEW YORK.
PS SANDY: Page no.64 in E.35, S.2 is about your 27ish co-starring role in the LOVE POTION NO.9 trailer.
Also note that my secret little code book in REVELATION 10 is hidden inside of a whole wheat bread loaf in this one; escaping 666 prisoner of love style.
That said, I still have not seen your little film titled MAKING SANDWICHES.
See you in six months, and your little sister too.
PS KEN KEISLER: I also plan on opening my own private art gallery and Greek coffee shop down in the village called FAKERS.
I want my customers to feel like they just walked into some low budget 1960s Roger Corman beatnick rebel movie every time they come in and sit down and order a cup of Joe at around 2:00 am or 4:00 am in the morning.
Sunday, September 22, 2019
HER NO.1 SECRET HERO
"Oh daddy, you're still no.1. But girls just wanna have fun..." GIRLS JUST WANT TO FUCK
Wow, that was fast.
Jim Carrey's special "42 MONTHS PERIOD" show is going to be happening at the orange tint ZINC art gallery in Edmonds, Washington next year; per zinccontemporary.com.
Which may also include a few original paintings on the side by Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus.
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TRAVEL WARNING: Peter Frankhauser's THOMAS COOK operation just died in Divine confirmation of my latest BECK mortuary posting.
Say your goodbyes to the UN and the EU Mr. Rick Steves.
"See ya, wouldn't want to smell ya..." Pierce Brosnan, sitting on a bench in MATADOR.
Wow, that was fast.
Jim Carrey's special "42 MONTHS PERIOD" show is going to be happening at the orange tint ZINC art gallery in Edmonds, Washington next year; per zinccontemporary.com.
Which may also include a few original paintings on the side by Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus.
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TRAVEL WARNING: Peter Frankhauser's THOMAS COOK operation just died in Divine confirmation of my latest BECK mortuary posting.
Say your goodbyes to the UN and the EU Mr. Rick Steves.
"See ya, wouldn't want to smell ya..." Pierce Brosnan, sitting on a bench in MATADOR.
MY SECRET NO.1 WITH A ROCKET
Friday's EDMONDS BEACON newspaper showed Rick Steves launching in full 42 months mode on the front page.
For an inspired confirmation of the Mars martian rocket launch headline in E.29, S.2.
Where both Mr. Brennan and him have been driven psycho by Boris Johnson and Donald Trump on both sides of the pond.
For a lead up to Steves big talk about climate change and white nationism on Wednesday.
Meanwhile Dr.Evil's Mini Me alien character named Nog died the next day at age 50.
For an AREA 51 weekend event promotion.
And PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be at the UN/EU doing his thing.
Talk about positive negativity.
Hello Howard Stern.
"There needs be opposition in all things." BM
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PS RS: Dude, you look exactly like Glenn Beck, originally from Mount Vernon, Washington.
Think BECKS very busy mortuary these days over on 5th.
Where we plan on shooting more than a few scenes for MOONSTRUCK:2&3.
PC JC: I just asked the Father, in the name of the Son, to lead me to that very special art gallery down in the village that is supposed to show some of your original dick head oil paintings on consignment.
Will get back to you very shortly on this one.
AM feeling pretty good about it.
For an inspired confirmation of the Mars martian rocket launch headline in E.29, S.2.
Where both Mr. Brennan and him have been driven psycho by Boris Johnson and Donald Trump on both sides of the pond.
For a lead up to Steves big talk about climate change and white nationism on Wednesday.
Meanwhile Dr.Evil's Mini Me alien character named Nog died the next day at age 50.
For an AREA 51 weekend event promotion.
And PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will be at the UN/EU doing his thing.
Talk about positive negativity.
Hello Howard Stern.
"There needs be opposition in all things." BM
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PS RS: Dude, you look exactly like Glenn Beck, originally from Mount Vernon, Washington.
Think BECKS very busy mortuary these days over on 5th.
Where we plan on shooting more than a few scenes for MOONSTRUCK:2&3.
PC JC: I just asked the Father, in the name of the Son, to lead me to that very special art gallery down in the village that is supposed to show some of your original dick head oil paintings on consignment.
Will get back to you very shortly on this one.
AM feeling pretty good about it.
Saturday, September 21, 2019
MY SECRET NO.1 TEMPLER RECOMMEND
If the SEAHAWKS sign Mr. Brown, they will go to the 2020 SUPERBOWL.
Amway remember that, "It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished."
Not to mention that no criminal charges have been brought against the no.1 fast receiver.
Nor will they ever be, not to mention PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
God knows that Seattle is in desperate need of a good dose of antibiotic toxic political correctness.
GO NO.12 HAWKS!!
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PS HAWKS: My big suburban sports bar cheer line for this NFL season is, "JACK IT UP NIGGER!!"
And I say this as a big diehard fan of Tom Brady.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: By the Divine Handoff of God, Bruce Troxell bought his old run down rebuilt/engine BRONCO II bearing "... NFL" plates for only $500.
I shit you not.
Amway remember that, "It is by the wicked that the wicked are punished."
Not to mention that no criminal charges have been brought against the no.1 fast receiver.
Nor will they ever be, not to mention PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
God knows that Seattle is in desperate need of a good dose of antibiotic toxic political correctness.
GO NO.12 HAWKS!!
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PS HAWKS: My big suburban sports bar cheer line for this NFL season is, "JACK IT UP NIGGER!!"
And I say this as a big diehard fan of Tom Brady.
PS BRUCE WILLIS: By the Divine Handoff of God, Bruce Troxell bought his old run down rebuilt/engine BRONCO II bearing "... NFL" plates for only $500.
I shit you not.
NO.1 NO SECRET NOW
"It was AN ACCIDENT!!" Dr Frankenfurter to Art Bell in THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
That ACCIDENTAL TOURIST bus accident, full of strange looking grey skinned aliens, crashed outside of BRYCE CANYON NATIONAL PARK because it is full of those secret AREA 51 type rock/et boners that open episode 29, season 2.
Wherein Uncle Martian hears the KENNEDY ROCKETMAN say that they found their 666 electrical short problem in the second stage unit.
So now all systems are go and back on schedule.
Hello Dr. Evil, Huntsville, Alabama, Madison County, 2020, a.k.a. ROCKET CITY; due east of Athens and Peets Corner; over from Mooresville and Wheeler Lake; Limestone County.
Which represents the 2nd woe prophecy in REVELATION 11.
While we see the 211 rocket boner standing upright next to Tim's fly.
Coming directly after Mrs Brown told him about her new amazing push button orgasm electronic bed.
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PS RICK STEVES: Move down the bench brother. There's a new kid in town.
PS JIM CARREY: Your new oil painting contribution to this weekend's art gallery tour in Edmonds is a very generous and much appreciated thing.
Any publicity is good publicity, yada yada...
Don't be a stranger.
Friday, September 20, 2019
ME YOU NO.1 SECRET LOVER LONG TIME
That white ACCIDENTAL TOURIST bus wreck out in the SR.12 desert of Utah was a secret CHINATOWN LA thing.
In Divine confirmation of the latest swarm of REVELATION 16 earthquakes happening right there at my favorite trout creek in all of Utah.
It happening just over from the best beaver damn flyfishing in the world on Boulder Mountain.
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TOURIST NOTES: Climate change is being caused by the type of northern folk who work for RICK STEVES EUROPE.
"We get a lot less rain in Edmonds than they get down in Seattle."
My man Mr. Greene at COLDWELL BANKER BAIN; 108 5th Ave S, Ed Town.
In Divine confirmation of the latest swarm of REVELATION 16 earthquakes happening right there at my favorite trout creek in all of Utah.
It happening just over from the best beaver damn flyfishing in the world on Boulder Mountain.
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TOURIST NOTES: Climate change is being caused by the type of northern folk who work for RICK STEVES EUROPE.
"We get a lot less rain in Edmonds than they get down in Seattle."
My man Mr. Greene at COLDWELL BANKER BAIN; 108 5th Ave S, Ed Town.
I AM IS THEIR NO.1 SECRET WHISTLEBLOWER COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
Talk about that huuuge cluster fuck ending to the BURN AFTER READING CIA/CNN prophecy.
I found out about Wendy Kondo when I met a strange old man down in REV.13 Ed Town who was blowing on a black plastic seagull whistle caller.
Then we got to talking. And I learned that his sister was one of the most respected and seasoned real estate agents in the entire region.
This all happening on the eve of Mrs Brown telling the NYT type journalist that she is "psycho". And able to read the thoughts of the red state PLANET HOLLYWOOD man from Mars.
At the very same time that the FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD prophecy is unfolding before our very eyes.
"Relax, don't do it... WHEN YOU WANT TO COME!"
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Pacific Northwest killer whales make great white sharks look like street punks.
FILM NOTES: Matt Damon's upcoming FORD VS FERRARI film is about the traditional conflict between Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11:11:11... ab nausia.
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: The so called US Constitution in 2BC 88 is the original 1776 draft that has no 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT in it, just for starters.
PS NO.15: If your white Scandinavian South African [beach town] mother in AMERICAN GIGOLO needs a second opinion before buying any property in your name around the Kingston ferry area, have her contact my man Nolan Greene at Teamgreene.com.
Same thing goes for you too Princess Elizabeth.
No need to throw good money after bad money.
Whereas...
"That would be very white of you..." Leslie Winn, 1967.
PS POLITICO: More real hot sex in the flesh, less fake pinko dildo fucking.
Yeah yeah "Plastic is the future." says THE GRADUATE movie trailer.
Anyway, "Makeup sex is the best." Jerry Seinfeld, circa 1260.
PS JEFF: More Jesus Christ, less antimormon antichrist aitheist dirty Jew anti white man asshole.
The don't curse your name and call you "Dr Evil" for no reason over at Moses Lake, Washington for no fucking reason.
I found out about Wendy Kondo when I met a strange old man down in REV.13 Ed Town who was blowing on a black plastic seagull whistle caller.
Then we got to talking. And I learned that his sister was one of the most respected and seasoned real estate agents in the entire region.
This all happening on the eve of Mrs Brown telling the NYT type journalist that she is "psycho". And able to read the thoughts of the red state PLANET HOLLYWOOD man from Mars.
At the very same time that the FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD prophecy is unfolding before our very eyes.
"Relax, don't do it... WHEN YOU WANT TO COME!"
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PS MILEY CYRUS: Pacific Northwest killer whales make great white sharks look like street punks.
FILM NOTES: Matt Damon's upcoming FORD VS FERRARI film is about the traditional conflict between Judah and Ephraim in ISAIAH 11:11:11:11:11... ab nausia.
2BC HOME STUDY NOTES: The so called US Constitution in 2BC 88 is the original 1776 draft that has no 1964 CIVIL RIGHTS ACT in it, just for starters.
PS NO.15: If your white Scandinavian South African [beach town] mother in AMERICAN GIGOLO needs a second opinion before buying any property in your name around the Kingston ferry area, have her contact my man Nolan Greene at Teamgreene.com.
Same thing goes for you too Princess Elizabeth.
No need to throw good money after bad money.
Whereas...
"That would be very white of you..." Leslie Winn, 1967.
PS POLITICO: More real hot sex in the flesh, less fake pinko dildo fucking.
Yeah yeah "Plastic is the future." says THE GRADUATE movie trailer.
Anyway, "Makeup sex is the best." Jerry Seinfeld, circa 1260.
PS JEFF: More Jesus Christ, less antimormon antichrist aitheist dirty Jew anti white man asshole.
The don't curse your name and call you "Dr Evil" for no reason over at Moses Lake, Washington for no fucking reason.
Thursday, September 19, 2019
WHAT'S MY NO.1 SECRET NOW?
"My positive turned negative somehow!"
Paraphrasing Uncle Martian in the series' 66th episode; and his liberal media relation has to agree with him.
And so that 2.9 at King Salmon, Alaska happened because killer whales love to dive down deep and chew on their pink king salmon.
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Paraphrasing Uncle Martian in the series' 66th episode; and his liberal media relation has to agree with him.
And so that 2.9 at King Salmon, Alaska happened because killer whales love to dive down deep and chew on their pink king salmon.
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MY SECRET 1:59:46 AM DELIVERY
"Have I ever let you down?" Matt Damon in FORD VS FERRARI
"Documented to be always right, 99% of the time!" Rush Limbaugh
Today's 3.6 in the salty boner shaped sea off Rt.111 Bombay Beach, CA was confirmation of the REVELATION 16 earthquake prophecy in episode 29, season 2.
Which ends with Mrs Brown gone for the day somewhere around [29] Palm Springs.
Whereas I just purchased a pet rock for 3 bucks, that is painted like a red lady bug, from the same old timer who created that black&white killer whale DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS sculpture up in Ed Town.
Which sports a huge royal sire woody on the top of it in the shape of a giant no.1 icon.
The old guy's name is John Hurley, of course of course.
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TOURIST NOTES: That leaning church bell tower in Pisa is also a giant erection pet marble rock tribute to yours truly, circa 1971, July 20.
"Documented to be always right, 99% of the time!" Rush Limbaugh
Today's 3.6 in the salty boner shaped sea off Rt.111 Bombay Beach, CA was confirmation of the REVELATION 16 earthquake prophecy in episode 29, season 2.
Which ends with Mrs Brown gone for the day somewhere around [29] Palm Springs.
Whereas I just purchased a pet rock for 3 bucks, that is painted like a red lady bug, from the same old timer who created that black&white killer whale DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS sculpture up in Ed Town.
Which sports a huge royal sire woody on the top of it in the shape of a giant no.1 icon.
The old guy's name is John Hurley, of course of course.
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TOURIST NOTES: That leaning church bell tower in Pisa is also a giant erection pet marble rock tribute to yours truly, circa 1971, July 20.
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
MY NO.1 SECRET UNDREGROUND MOVIE TRAILER
The 1977 ERASERHEAD movie trailer is about my 1st born son on 3.2 in 77.
Especially if you see the one that goes straight to the wise 5 minute virgins clip of the movie that took 5 years for David Lynch to make with his paper delivery route money.
"I made about $10 an hour delivering the WSJ in Hollywood." David Lynch, MOVIE LINE magazine, circa 1986.
I would just ad that his paper route gig probably always happened in the wee morning hours.
When and where afterwards he would always stop at DENNYS for his morning cup of straight black Joe.
Which would eventually touch Mel Brooks so deep that he made it his own personal career goal in life to launch Lynch's filmmaker career in the late 1970s, early 1980s.
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MIDNIGHT COWBOY NOTES: CC radio is supposed to be talking about how AREA 51 relates to 29 Palms, California tonight.
God willing, and the creek don't rise in Texas.
Think WILD AT HEART meets LOST HIGHWAY meets BLUE VELVET.
"Damn good coffee." TWIN PEAKS, 1990-91.
"Nobody said anything to me about going the full Monty." THE FULL MONTY [1996] movie trailer, out in 1997.
PS ACE BONE: You earned your iconic action hero [trump card] nickname before you ever became a reality tv sitcom series star on MOONLIGHTING; for a God given reason.
Especially if you see the one that goes straight to the wise 5 minute virgins clip of the movie that took 5 years for David Lynch to make with his paper delivery route money.
"I made about $10 an hour delivering the WSJ in Hollywood." David Lynch, MOVIE LINE magazine, circa 1986.
I would just ad that his paper route gig probably always happened in the wee morning hours.
When and where afterwards he would always stop at DENNYS for his morning cup of straight black Joe.
Which would eventually touch Mel Brooks so deep that he made it his own personal career goal in life to launch Lynch's filmmaker career in the late 1970s, early 1980s.
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MIDNIGHT COWBOY NOTES: CC radio is supposed to be talking about how AREA 51 relates to 29 Palms, California tonight.
God willing, and the creek don't rise in Texas.
Think WILD AT HEART meets LOST HIGHWAY meets BLUE VELVET.
"Damn good coffee." TWIN PEAKS, 1990-91.
"Nobody said anything to me about going the full Monty." THE FULL MONTY [1996] movie trailer, out in 1997.
PS ACE BONE: You earned your iconic action hero [trump card] nickname before you ever became a reality tv sitcom series star on MOONLIGHTING; for a God given reason.
MEET MY NO.1 SECRET CUP OF BLACK JOE
"I feel like we're lifting off." is the last line in the MEET JOE BLACK trailer.
Whereas, the trailer I saw went straight to a clip of the movie's scene in that SEINFIELD coffee shop.
And the rest is history being made today in Edmonds.
As HR puts out a piece about Dick Wolf on the same day that the midnight cowboy Ed Buck gets busted while Mr Law & Order is in town to raise a cool 15 big ones.
Which movie they made about 23 years ago, before it came out 22 years ago.
Just another day at my STARBUCKS office with picture window architecture that pays homage to Edward Hopper's prophetic lonely evergreen coffee shop painting; titled NIGHTHAWKS.
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FFING NOTES: Fair warning; I will be offering free flyfishing classes for the kiddies at the public boat launch park at Martha Lake in October.
Whereas, the trailer I saw went straight to a clip of the movie's scene in that SEINFIELD coffee shop.
And the rest is history being made today in Edmonds.
As HR puts out a piece about Dick Wolf on the same day that the midnight cowboy Ed Buck gets busted while Mr Law & Order is in town to raise a cool 15 big ones.
Which movie they made about 23 years ago, before it came out 22 years ago.
Just another day at my STARBUCKS office with picture window architecture that pays homage to Edward Hopper's prophetic lonely evergreen coffee shop painting; titled NIGHTHAWKS.
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FFING NOTES: Fair warning; I will be offering free flyfishing classes for the kiddies at the public boat launch park at Martha Lake in October.
Tuesday, September 17, 2019
AMERICA'S SECRET NEW NO.1 JEW
America's liberal journalist sweetheart Cokie Roberts was reported dead on the same day that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP rolled into LA on AIR FORCE 1.
Cue the traditional movie score trumpets of triumph.
It happening on 9.17, right after 9.16, on the eve date of 9.15; all three dates touching on the 23rd day 1260 anniversary of Howard Stern.
Oh yeah, Donald Trump, huuuge big time Jew.
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ACTOR NOTES: Michael is now telling me that that regular Anthony Hopkins look alike at STARBUCKS is my cue to take over as his understudy.
Starting where he left off some 23 years ago.
God knows I could use the money.
Cue the traditional movie score trumpets of triumph.
It happening on 9.17, right after 9.16, on the eve date of 9.15; all three dates touching on the 23rd day 1260 anniversary of Howard Stern.
Oh yeah, Donald Trump, huuuge big time Jew.
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ACTOR NOTES: Michael is now telling me that that regular Anthony Hopkins look alike at STARBUCKS is my cue to take over as his understudy.
Starting where he left off some 23 years ago.
God knows I could use the money.
MY NEW SECRET NO.1 IT GIRL
Ms Jenner walked the cat for BURBERRY LONDON in her new blond look in episode 32, season 2.
Where in the end the HERO ACE HARDWARE sheriff in CHASED says, "Let me show you the way." out of the desert wilderness in EZEKIEL 37.
Meanwhile, crazy Uncle Martian teaches Tim how to push the lever in much more slowly and gracefully; again and again; while carefully reversing it, "By the seat of our pants."
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PS CHARLIE: You secret number is still 15. And that's still a good thing.
PS SANDY: I'm thinking about leasing that empty red barn space on 5th and turning it into a full time farmers market and whole wheat bakery.
Talk about killing the competion in cold blood.
PS BRAD PITT: Those drifting atomic bomb radiation fallout clouds of the above liberal media "smogism" metaphore, that causes climate change, can only be stopped by PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Take it or leave it.
"Pussy man!" AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS
Where in the end the HERO ACE HARDWARE sheriff in CHASED says, "Let me show you the way." out of the desert wilderness in EZEKIEL 37.
Meanwhile, crazy Uncle Martian teaches Tim how to push the lever in much more slowly and gracefully; again and again; while carefully reversing it, "By the seat of our pants."
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PS CHARLIE: You secret number is still 15. And that's still a good thing.
PS SANDY: I'm thinking about leasing that empty red barn space on 5th and turning it into a full time farmers market and whole wheat bakery.
Talk about killing the competion in cold blood.
PS BRAD PITT: Those drifting atomic bomb radiation fallout clouds of the above liberal media "smogism" metaphore, that causes climate change, can only be stopped by PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Take it or leave it.
"Pussy man!" AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS
Monday, September 16, 2019
MY NO.1 SECRET IS NO MORE
Even Washington's mainstream polite society Senator MM is now admitting that there is something going on out there that is very strange and abnormal.
So what's next?
Senator Mitt Rom/hey is going to come out of the closet and also admit that the two rather unusual witnesses in 2NEPHI 8 are Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern?
Followed up with a second witness confirmation of Michael Moore inviting me to go trout fishing with him up at his secret lake escape, off the grid [Unibomber] cabin in Canada?
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PS BRAD PITT: The plan B 2015 movie trailer for BY THE SEA was about me hanging out for a period in Edmonds, Washington.
That ends with I AM forcing an older Miley Cyrus to get down on her knees and suck off my royal BRANCH DAVIDIAN cock; and make sure that I like it.
So what's next?
Senator Mitt Rom/hey is going to come out of the closet and also admit that the two rather unusual witnesses in 2NEPHI 8 are Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern?
Followed up with a second witness confirmation of Michael Moore inviting me to go trout fishing with him up at his secret lake escape, off the grid [Unibomber] cabin in Canada?
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PS BRAD PITT: The plan B 2015 movie trailer for BY THE SEA was about me hanging out for a period in Edmonds, Washington.
That ends with I AM forcing an older Miley Cyrus to get down on her knees and suck off my royal BRANCH DAVIDIAN cock; and make sure that I like it.
MY HWY.111 SECRETS
The one were Uncle Martian uses unrefined restorium ore as a "nutronic eraser" of the NYT's latest N-bomb dud is episode 32, season 2.
Meanwhile, Tim acts like an immature Jewish "comic book type" journalist in order to escape from the double 12 gage [LOCK STOCK AND BARREL] of some trigger happy NBA supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, yet again in 2020.
Same thing goes for the obviously staged movie trailer studio setting used in the fake news prophecy MOONWALKERS.
The idea of the DEATH VALLEY desert suddenly turning green being a 2BC: 85;9 thing;
"For they are a stiff necked [boner] people and slow to heed My voice, and because of their being like sheep, are led easily astray by false shepherds who leadeth them into the desert instead of the green pastures of My word."
Wherefore according to them, today's plain talking American Trumpers are obviously not sufficiantly developed and learned enough to even belong no more to the UN; much less the EU.
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Meanwhile, Tim acts like an immature Jewish "comic book type" journalist in order to escape from the double 12 gage [LOCK STOCK AND BARREL] of some trigger happy NBA supporter of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP, yet again in 2020.
Same thing goes for the obviously staged movie trailer studio setting used in the fake news prophecy MOONWALKERS.
The idea of the DEATH VALLEY desert suddenly turning green being a 2BC: 85;9 thing;
"For they are a stiff necked [boner] people and slow to heed My voice, and because of their being like sheep, are led easily astray by false shepherds who leadeth them into the desert instead of the green pastures of My word."
Wherefore according to them, today's plain talking American Trumpers are obviously not sufficiantly developed and learned enough to even belong no more to the UN; much less the EU.
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Sunday, September 15, 2019
MY SECRET 10 - 1 ODDS PAYOFF
I accidently touched on the one about me living on some memorial park bench in Edmonds, Washington.
Then becoming a big time [10%] dime millionaire success with my ACCIDENTAL TOURIST GOURMET cook books with the colaboration of my loney singles wife "Jennie".
Whereas, I was gunning for the one before that where the NYT type journalist gets arrested for trying to protect his illegal alien relative who had no legitimate birth certificate.
"Passion is the enemy of precision." The 1998 ZERO EFFECT movie trailer.
"It's a felony to post a forged [front page] document on a federal web site." Sheriff Joseph Smith, Phoenix, Arizona.
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Then becoming a big time [10%] dime millionaire success with my ACCIDENTAL TOURIST GOURMET cook books with the colaboration of my loney singles wife "Jennie".
Whereas, I was gunning for the one before that where the NYT type journalist gets arrested for trying to protect his illegal alien relative who had no legitimate birth certificate.
"Passion is the enemy of precision." The 1998 ZERO EFFECT movie trailer.
"It's a felony to post a forged [front page] document on a federal web site." Sheriff Joseph Smith, Phoenix, Arizona.
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MY SECRET 4 - 1 ODDS
The upcoming AREA 51 train wreck has now spilled over to 2020 Las Vegas.
Where one can stay in an affordable and clean hotel room with hot showers, rather than park your old retirement plan RV out in the desert with no shitter hookup.
Wherefore, the Chevy CHASE family movie trailer for 1997's VEGAS VACATION has to be a prophecy about 9.20 making BURNING MAN look like an original 11 secret herbs and spices KFC bucket list picnic.
Ergo, right after BYU film school, Bruce Troxell got his first gig as a Nevada State prison guard.
["You asked for it, you got it." Michael, 4:50 am, 9.15.2019]
Then all these years later, God cast him in the prophetic role as my best friend who has back surgery in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Talk about two 4 the price of 1.
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Where one can stay in an affordable and clean hotel room with hot showers, rather than park your old retirement plan RV out in the desert with no shitter hookup.
Wherefore, the Chevy CHASE family movie trailer for 1997's VEGAS VACATION has to be a prophecy about 9.20 making BURNING MAN look like an original 11 secret herbs and spices KFC bucket list picnic.
Ergo, right after BYU film school, Bruce Troxell got his first gig as a Nevada State prison guard.
["You asked for it, you got it." Michael, 4:50 am, 9.15.2019]
Then all these years later, God cast him in the prophetic role as my best friend who has back surgery in ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN meets ANDY WARHOL'S DRACULA.
Talk about two 4 the price of 1.
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Saturday, September 14, 2019
THE SECRET NO.1 REASON FOR IT
After it's all said and done to death, the no.1 reason why Mr Brennan er all tried to take down PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is because he was a secret REVELATION 12 type white christian conservative birther.
You talk about PANIC AT THE DISCO!
Which explains why such apostate christian Mormons like Mitt Romney and John McCain hated him from the very beginning.
Who were among the same 5 foolish virgins who went crazy after Rush said that he hopes that the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 fails.
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2BC 84 NOTES: The free tourist seminars at RICK STEVES EUROPE are a type of the thing that we will be doing at that little white church next door.
You talk about PANIC AT THE DISCO!
Which explains why such apostate christian Mormons like Mitt Romney and John McCain hated him from the very beginning.
Who were among the same 5 foolish virgins who went crazy after Rush said that he hopes that the abomination of desolation in MARK 13:14 fails.
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2BC 84 NOTES: The free tourist seminars at RICK STEVES EUROPE are a type of the thing that we will be doing at that little white church next door.
MY 1 AND ONLY SECRET
911 was probably the no.1 woe in 11:11.
But we won't know that for sure yet until no.2 happens.
Then no.3 cometh quickly.
Therefore, when Tim suddenly sneezes in no.68, he gets blown back into the cold outer darkness state of today's Jewish run media; for the 2nd time.
Who are still betting 4-1that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP can't happen again.
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PS KK: The outdoor table waitresses across the street at SALT & IRON are the best in more ways than 1, if you get my drift.
PS: I have asked the Father before, in the name of Jesus, if 911 was the first woe.
But he said that it was none of my business.
Oh well, never hurts to ask.
"I stand corrected." PRINCE.
Whose 1980s Reagan era music rights have now become the hottest elevator music on YOUTUBE, circa 2020..
But we won't know that for sure yet until no.2 happens.
Then no.3 cometh quickly.
Therefore, when Tim suddenly sneezes in no.68, he gets blown back into the cold outer darkness state of today's Jewish run media; for the 2nd time.
Who are still betting 4-1that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP can't happen again.
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PS KK: The outdoor table waitresses across the street at SALT & IRON are the best in more ways than 1, if you get my drift.
PS: I have asked the Father before, in the name of Jesus, if 911 was the first woe.
But he said that it was none of my business.
Oh well, never hurts to ask.
"I stand corrected." PRINCE.
Whose 1980s Reagan era music rights have now become the hottest elevator music on YOUTUBE, circa 2020..
Friday, September 13, 2019
MY NO. 1 SECRET
That deadly 13" iron frying pan in EATING RAOUL [Royal in Spanish] is and was a SALT & IRON Edmonds, Washington restaurant prophecy, circa 2020.
When and where yours truly will be living with Kiera Knightley in some Kondo apartment situation, while we both make plans for the future.
Hey, you think that things have gotten too weird?
Just you wait.
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PS KEN KEISLER: My bad, the EDMONDS ART STUDIO TOUR 2019 is next weekend, not this one.
Whatever; checkout the "35 artists - 19 studios" street map for it at edmondsartstudiotour.com
PS NAOMI WATTS: The talking horse named Ed in MR ED is a male thoroughbred BRANCH DAVIDIAN stud, of course of course.
PS BBC: There are now 100 genders because IT is the new pronoun that covers all of them.
Per that 1950s atomic bomb fallout invasion [screen test] low budget SI-FI movie trailer about AREA 51 called THEM.
When and where yours truly will be living with Kiera Knightley in some Kondo apartment situation, while we both make plans for the future.
Hey, you think that things have gotten too weird?
Just you wait.
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PS KEN KEISLER: My bad, the EDMONDS ART STUDIO TOUR 2019 is next weekend, not this one.
Whatever; checkout the "35 artists - 19 studios" street map for it at edmondsartstudiotour.com
PS NAOMI WATTS: The talking horse named Ed in MR ED is a male thoroughbred BRANCH DAVIDIAN stud, of course of course.
PS BBC: There are now 100 genders because IT is the new pronoun that covers all of them.
Per that 1950s atomic bomb fallout invasion [screen test] low budget SI-FI movie trailer about AREA 51 called THEM.
THE NO.1 SECRET
Mr Brennan and his former CIA/FBI/CNN/NYT spies at CRUSH just leaked that fake mini antennae cell phone rumor in confirmation of Uncle Martian's little look alike spy -mind reading- antennae in no.67.
[Cell phones had small pop up antennae like that back in the 1260s.]
Whereas, they have been caught red handed again in trying to interfere in the democratic process; this time the reelection of BB in Israel.
All according to the BM prophesies about the New Jerusalem being reclaimed from the savage dark skinned LAmanites in 2 NEPHI 8.
You fuck Jesus, Jesus fucks you.
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PS SIENNA: Even though the Jewish bookies in London got burned real bad last time, with their 4-1 odds on Trump. Look for them to repeat the same thing this time around.
PS SANDY: Last night I had a vision that you should be looking for an Olympics view property across from HERO ACE HARDWARE; to the east and maybe a couple blocks up the hill.
Probably has something to do about that heroic mormon BIG LOVE polygamist in Utah owning and operating a hardware store.
You personally being a big do-it-yourself home repair and fixer-upper gal.
Who doesn't need to panic and call her busy husband every time the toilet springs a leak.
[Cell phones had small pop up antennae like that back in the 1260s.]
Whereas, they have been caught red handed again in trying to interfere in the democratic process; this time the reelection of BB in Israel.
All according to the BM prophesies about the New Jerusalem being reclaimed from the savage dark skinned LAmanites in 2 NEPHI 8.
You fuck Jesus, Jesus fucks you.
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PS SIENNA: Even though the Jewish bookies in London got burned real bad last time, with their 4-1 odds on Trump. Look for them to repeat the same thing this time around.
PS SANDY: Last night I had a vision that you should be looking for an Olympics view property across from HERO ACE HARDWARE; to the east and maybe a couple blocks up the hill.
Probably has something to do about that heroic mormon BIG LOVE polygamist in Utah owning and operating a hardware store.
You personally being a big do-it-yourself home repair and fixer-upper gal.
Who doesn't need to panic and call her busy husband every time the toilet springs a leak.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
MY SECRET 001 REAL ESTATE DOUBLE AGENT
Wendy Kondo will be handling all of my real estate business in the greater Puget Sound area from here on out.
Check out her prophetic MR. ED photo at WINDERMERE Lynnwood if you think that I AM is still shitting you.
Of course, she will deny everything if you start trying to get into her business.
One can anonymously contact her at kondoqueen@windermere.com first using a third party; first things first.
Sweet Jesus.
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Check out her prophetic MR. ED photo at WINDERMERE Lynnwood if you think that I AM is still shitting you.
Of course, she will deny everything if you start trying to get into her business.
One can anonymously contact her at kondoqueen@windermere.com first using a third party; first things first.
Sweet Jesus.
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THE SECRET PART 1
Episode 31 of season 2 opens with Uncle Martian looking into his vagina icon mirror as he rubs his two network news tv antennas.
Where later we see the liberal journalist Tim role playing the painted face of the whore in REVELATION 17 named Jezabel.
Just in time for this fall's release of my GSR/TWN biopic simply titled JOKER.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian tells Tim to "Keep your eye on the crack." Right as Mrs.Brown walks in holding up her big brown spicy wood boner pepper grinder.
Next thing you know, he's banging on his wild African American bongos to the 666 jungle beat of amazon.com.
And both the back door and the front door are wide open.
Complete with lots of primitive and savage pieces of art hanging on the walls.
Then in the end, a blown away Tim is barely able to hang onto one of the 7 mountains of the beast, yet again from REVELATION 17.
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BACKGROUND NOTES: Those three white egg [heads] that fall on the kitchen floor in the above 68th episode of MY FAVO MARTIAN represent the three woes in 11:11.
PS KEN KEISLER: This weekend is the Edmonds art gallery tour. Hope to see a few of your imported Russian metal frameworks here and there.
Don't be a stranger.
PS SANDY: I think I just found the Puget Sound real estate agent of your wildest dreams.
All in accordance with the 2bc.info precepts explained in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.
However, gunna have to do a background check on the old gal first, before making any purchase recommendations.
Whatever, expect no more than a two week waiting period on this 1.
Where later we see the liberal journalist Tim role playing the painted face of the whore in REVELATION 17 named Jezabel.
Just in time for this fall's release of my GSR/TWN biopic simply titled JOKER.
Meanwhile, Uncle Martian tells Tim to "Keep your eye on the crack." Right as Mrs.Brown walks in holding up her big brown spicy wood boner pepper grinder.
Next thing you know, he's banging on his wild African American bongos to the 666 jungle beat of amazon.com.
And both the back door and the front door are wide open.
Complete with lots of primitive and savage pieces of art hanging on the walls.
Then in the end, a blown away Tim is barely able to hang onto one of the 7 mountains of the beast, yet again from REVELATION 17.
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BACKGROUND NOTES: Those three white egg [heads] that fall on the kitchen floor in the above 68th episode of MY FAVO MARTIAN represent the three woes in 11:11.
PS KEN KEISLER: This weekend is the Edmonds art gallery tour. Hope to see a few of your imported Russian metal frameworks here and there.
Don't be a stranger.
PS SANDY: I think I just found the Puget Sound real estate agent of your wildest dreams.
All in accordance with the 2bc.info precepts explained in THE RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON.
However, gunna have to do a background check on the old gal first, before making any purchase recommendations.
Whatever, expect no more than a two week waiting period on this 1.
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
THE SECRET COMBINATIONS MEDIA: PART 1
Uncle Martian tells Tim that "You're neither here, nor there."
Because of today's luke warm and fuzzy wuzzy Jews; who are neither hot nor cold, in REVELATION 3.
Whereas the new look alike actor who plays Mrs. Brown in no.68 is named Pamela Britton.
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Because of today's luke warm and fuzzy wuzzy Jews; who are neither hot nor cold, in REVELATION 3.
Whereas the new look alike actor who plays Mrs. Brown in no.68 is named Pamela Britton.
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THE SECRET DEMENTION MEDIA: PART 1
Uncle Martian tells the demented journalist Tim that "You burned your strudel." Because he touched on things that he does not understand in no.68.
Adding that the media went "Too far out on a limb..." to get Trump.
Describing how things just got "...too far out." To the point where they engaged in a kind of foggy "demention slippage" i.e. reality.
That has now become a very "spooky" and dangerous campaign in the upcoming reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Especially since the only way back to Realville, America is a fiery African limbo voodoo dance. In order to get things back on the level.
Since Mrs Brown has been seasoning the wrong brown man and making him too hot under the collar.
"I know, it got weird." Dr. Evil, AP:1
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BAD VIBES: Been getting a lot of bad vibes about 9.23 in recent weeks.
Hope it's nothing personal this time.
GOOD VIBES: Getting a lot of good vibes about 10.26 in recent weeks.
Hope it's something personal.
FILM NOTES: Those two walnuts that the climate change GODFATHER crushes in the palm of his 666 hand in THE FRESHMAN prophecy represents the 410 WALNUT CAFE in Ed Town.
The one where his daughter and yours truly have to get married or else, and like it.
Oh yeah, "Hollywood is run by the Jews." Marlon Brando
Adding that the media went "Too far out on a limb..." to get Trump.
Describing how things just got "...too far out." To the point where they engaged in a kind of foggy "demention slippage" i.e. reality.
That has now become a very "spooky" and dangerous campaign in the upcoming reelection of PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP.
Especially since the only way back to Realville, America is a fiery African limbo voodoo dance. In order to get things back on the level.
Since Mrs Brown has been seasoning the wrong brown man and making him too hot under the collar.
"I know, it got weird." Dr. Evil, AP:1
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BAD VIBES: Been getting a lot of bad vibes about 9.23 in recent weeks.
Hope it's nothing personal this time.
GOOD VIBES: Getting a lot of good vibes about 10.26 in recent weeks.
Hope it's something personal.
FILM NOTES: Those two walnuts that the climate change GODFATHER crushes in the palm of his 666 hand in THE FRESHMAN prophecy represents the 410 WALNUT CAFE in Ed Town.
The one where his daughter and yours truly have to get married or else, and like it.
Oh yeah, "Hollywood is run by the Jews." Marlon Brando
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
MY SECRET METHOD
Cara Mia showed up with her LOVE ISRAEL sister wife who was wearing blue velvet for a Wilmington, North Carolina hurrican beach town warning.
Which is the David Lynch movie that had yours truly working at the HERO ACE HARDWARE store up in Ed Town, USA, circa 2020.
Which is also located due east of Whiteville, Chadbourn and Evergreen, somewhere on and around Rt.410, in Colum/bus County, USA.
Talk about owning it.
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PS CHAD: I understand that I AM is pushing the envelope at 2BC 81 with my desire to purchase a restored G WOLF 4x4 with vintage trout boat trailer.
However, as the future KING OF ENGLAND, I do have certain Divine white [Nephite] birthright privileges, metaphotically speaking.
Me so happy, you so happy.
PS ARNIE: Love you too bro. Let's do lunch sometime.
All is well that ends well.
Same thing goes for you too Chris Wood.
Which is the David Lynch movie that had yours truly working at the HERO ACE HARDWARE store up in Ed Town, USA, circa 2020.
Which is also located due east of Whiteville, Chadbourn and Evergreen, somewhere on and around Rt.410, in Colum/bus County, USA.
Talk about owning it.
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PS CHAD: I understand that I AM is pushing the envelope at 2BC 81 with my desire to purchase a restored G WOLF 4x4 with vintage trout boat trailer.
However, as the future KING OF ENGLAND, I do have certain Divine white [Nephite] birthright privileges, metaphotically speaking.
Me so happy, you so happy.
PS ARNIE: Love you too bro. Let's do lunch sometime.
All is well that ends well.
Same thing goes for you too Chris Wood.
MY SECRET SYNCHRONOUSITY SAUCE
Dr.Evil uses a cloud maker smoke machine for cover in order to tie up the two double agent spies in the one about my secret 1260 days annonomous [sources] manila 9x12 mailings.
In confirmation of my two no.1 look alikes in TIE ME UP AND TIE ME DOWN meets WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN in VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA.
"You're over trained" Says Tim to the above Gisele Bundchen double agent feminist hard ass who is married to Tom Brady.
"So many of today's young method actors are just too sensitive and overreacting." Laurence Olivier.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Miley Cyrus wore that black Jimi Hendrix hat at the FORD show because she desperately wants to be in my look alike remake of LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
See the related Paris, France West Bank tourist videos at RICK STEVES EUROPE.
In confirmation of my two no.1 look alikes in TIE ME UP AND TIE ME DOWN meets WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN in VICKY CHRISTINA BARCELONA.
"You're over trained" Says Tim to the above Gisele Bundchen double agent feminist hard ass who is married to Tom Brady.
"So many of today's young method actors are just too sensitive and overreacting." Laurence Olivier.
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PS BRUCE WILLIS: Miley Cyrus wore that black Jimi Hendrix hat at the FORD show because she desperately wants to be in my look alike remake of LAST TANGO IN PARIS.
See the related Paris, France West Bank tourist videos at RICK STEVES EUROPE.
Monday, September 9, 2019
MY SECRET ONE
The one were the two double agents get hog tied like those two bulls in a net in 2 NEPHI 8 ends with Uncle Martian eating his spinach and turning into the one mighty and strong, i.e. POPEYE THE SAILOR DAWG [who lives in a garbage can] is about my mystic pizzeria down on the waterfront in Ed Town.
Located right nextdoor to Julia Robert's secret knitting yarn shop called STRANDED BY THE SEA.
Ms Roberts living by the sea in a modest rebuilt middle class home in Malibu, yada yada.
Her breakout beach community low budget movie being MYSTIC PIZZA.
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GREG'S PIZZA: Two nights ago, the familiar voice of some Hollywood bitch told me that Edmonds, Washington will never become a Monte Carlo or a Porto Fino, etc.
That's just the point my dear cunt.
Funky Ed Town is, and always will be, a representation of the white middle upper class of America.
Complete with no homeless people being allowed to live in their streets, sidewalks, or public parks.
Located right nextdoor to Julia Robert's secret knitting yarn shop called STRANDED BY THE SEA.
Ms Roberts living by the sea in a modest rebuilt middle class home in Malibu, yada yada.
Her breakout beach community low budget movie being MYSTIC PIZZA.
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GREG'S PIZZA: Two nights ago, the familiar voice of some Hollywood bitch told me that Edmonds, Washington will never become a Monte Carlo or a Porto Fino, etc.
That's just the point my dear cunt.
Funky Ed Town is, and always will be, a representation of the white middle upper class of America.
Complete with no homeless people being allowed to live in their streets, sidewalks, or public parks.
MY SECRET SPORTS BOOK
The SEAHAWKS beat the BENGALS by 1 because it's now high time for my SEAGULLS cheerleaders to go straight to no.1 after the game.
Where their two team flags are flying above my current ten months hold situation at DAVE'S NUT HOUSE.
Whereas, one can still find a free copy of the NYT at the 410 WALNUT CAFE, or at the QFC off 76th, but not at STARBUCKS no more; much less THE SEATTLE TIMES.
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PS NO 1: Nowadays, 28 is not too late to start a family.
PS AUNT JUDY: When I walked into STARBUCKS during the 19th annual vintage car show in Edmonds, I saw a very nice slim and trim, blond 55ish version of you waiting for her skinny tall latte drink.
No wonder that Emma Roberts looks just like a physically transfigurated 27ish version of your no.1 daughter.
Mamma mia, talk about MYSTIC PIZZA meets LITTLE ITALY.
GREG'S EGG SALAD ON WHEAT: Buy a bag of those hard boiled eggs at TRADER JOES that look like little white pet rocks.
Cut them up with sea salt, garlic powder, pepper; adding in your mayo with a dash of French mustard.
Also goes well on a warm fresh baked sliced bagel from NOAHS.
Where their two team flags are flying above my current ten months hold situation at DAVE'S NUT HOUSE.
Whereas, one can still find a free copy of the NYT at the 410 WALNUT CAFE, or at the QFC off 76th, but not at STARBUCKS no more; much less THE SEATTLE TIMES.
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PS NO 1: Nowadays, 28 is not too late to start a family.
PS AUNT JUDY: When I walked into STARBUCKS during the 19th annual vintage car show in Edmonds, I saw a very nice slim and trim, blond 55ish version of you waiting for her skinny tall latte drink.
No wonder that Emma Roberts looks just like a physically transfigurated 27ish version of your no.1 daughter.
Mamma mia, talk about MYSTIC PIZZA meets LITTLE ITALY.
GREG'S EGG SALAD ON WHEAT: Buy a bag of those hard boiled eggs at TRADER JOES that look like little white pet rocks.
Cut them up with sea salt, garlic powder, pepper; adding in your mayo with a dash of French mustard.
Also goes well on a warm fresh baked sliced bagel from NOAHS.
Sunday, September 8, 2019
MY SECRET SOCIAL LOUNGE
A very friendly young female ghost voice clearly spoke my name "Greg" at 2:23 pm.
So a very nice tall version of Dakota Fanning walked out of the "...social lounge" up from STARBUCKS when I checked out a deep blue vintage POWER WAGON 4x4 at the curb there.
That happening after I could not find an outside cafe table at STARBUCKS.
So I wondered down the street and found an available memorial bench dedicated to "Berkeley..." and sat down on it, next to the classic restored cinema house.
Amazed to find myself seated right behind Ben Aflect's restored black 1969 SS coup.
Whatever, there was an aging rusty old EL CAMINO curbed down by the pet rock sculpture at OMBU with a DICK BOYLES license plate frame.
Reminded me that the physical transfiguration blood work also cures dick boils.
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PS SEAN PENN: Please tell me something that I don't already know.
Donald Trump was not elected president of California in 16, and will not be again in 2020.
Ergo, proclaiming that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will not be reelected is the same as saying that the holy city will break up into three parts per the two witnesses prophecy in REVELATION 16.
Ok I get it.
You're holding out on the movie rights for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF in order to juice up the price.
Fine and dandy, but sooner rather than later, you will have to offer me a firm price that is set in stone.
Now that Brad Pitt has also expressed an interest in the project.
Time waits for no one.
PS PIERCE BROSNAN: More bastard, less bitch.
Same thing goes for you too Sir Mick Jagger.
Grow a pair for God's sake.
So a very nice tall version of Dakota Fanning walked out of the "...social lounge" up from STARBUCKS when I checked out a deep blue vintage POWER WAGON 4x4 at the curb there.
That happening after I could not find an outside cafe table at STARBUCKS.
So I wondered down the street and found an available memorial bench dedicated to "Berkeley..." and sat down on it, next to the classic restored cinema house.
Amazed to find myself seated right behind Ben Aflect's restored black 1969 SS coup.
Whatever, there was an aging rusty old EL CAMINO curbed down by the pet rock sculpture at OMBU with a DICK BOYLES license plate frame.
Reminded me that the physical transfiguration blood work also cures dick boils.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS SEAN PENN: Please tell me something that I don't already know.
Donald Trump was not elected president of California in 16, and will not be again in 2020.
Ergo, proclaiming that PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP will not be reelected is the same as saying that the holy city will break up into three parts per the two witnesses prophecy in REVELATION 16.
Ok I get it.
You're holding out on the movie rights for BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF in order to juice up the price.
Fine and dandy, but sooner rather than later, you will have to offer me a firm price that is set in stone.
Now that Brad Pitt has also expressed an interest in the project.
Time waits for no one.
PS PIERCE BROSNAN: More bastard, less bitch.
Same thing goes for you too Sir Mick Jagger.
Grow a pair for God's sake.
MY SECRET VICTORY
CALI beat the purple DAWGS by 1 in confirmation of my California girls going straight to number 1 and taking over Ed Town.
Whereas Jennifer Aniston is now 50.
Ergo, I will be taking an extra special look at all of the restored 1969 cars today down in the village.
Where there are free green umbrellas in baskets on every corner.
I shit you not.
Talk about living in the land of awes.
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WELCOME HOME BASKET NOTES: I plan on gathering at least 8 small and smooth oval rocks from Edmonds 4 little springs creeks and taking them over to the pet rock gem club on Castor to have them polished up in their tumblr.com machines.
Yeah I know...
"I'm a genious..." Paul Nestor the mortuary curator in MOONSTRUCK: 2
Who makes them even look better after they die and go up to funky town heaven.
Whereas Jennifer Aniston is now 50.
Ergo, I will be taking an extra special look at all of the restored 1969 cars today down in the village.
Where there are free green umbrellas in baskets on every corner.
I shit you not.
Talk about living in the land of awes.
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WELCOME HOME BASKET NOTES: I plan on gathering at least 8 small and smooth oval rocks from Edmonds 4 little springs creeks and taking them over to the pet rock gem club on Castor to have them polished up in their tumblr.com machines.
Yeah I know...
"I'm a genious..." Paul Nestor the mortuary curator in MOONSTRUCK: 2
Who makes them even look better after they die and go up to funky town heaven.
Saturday, September 7, 2019
I AM IS THE SECRET BEHIND IT: CHAPTER TWO
They are forcasting a 40% chance of rain showers, and 70° during Sunday's 50 year-old restored cars Jubillee show in Ed Town.
In confirmation of my Jacky Treehorn figure who carrys at lot of water in ISAIAH 52:15.
"What's your drink dude?"
"White Russian..."
"CAREFULL MAN!.. THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!" Mr.Relf, THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
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PS KENNY: I saw you pushing a baby stroller across from the FUZZY WUZZY Teddy bear rug cleaners today.
So would you like to go to bed with me?
23 is never too young to start a family.
Same thing goes for you too Cara Mia...
"I always wanted to be a young mother." Britney Spears,
"For those who think young." circa 1965.
In confirmation of my Jacky Treehorn figure who carrys at lot of water in ISAIAH 52:15.
"What's your drink dude?"
"White Russian..."
"CAREFULL MAN!.. THERE'S A BEVERAGE HERE!" Mr.Relf, THE OTHER LEBOWSKI.
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PS KENNY: I saw you pushing a baby stroller across from the FUZZY WUZZY Teddy bear rug cleaners today.
So would you like to go to bed with me?
23 is never too young to start a family.
Same thing goes for you too Cara Mia...
"I always wanted to be a young mother." Britney Spears,
"For those who think young." circa 1965.
MY SECRET C.R.U.S.H.
The one where Tim and Uncle Martian become two CIA/NYT spies who investigate Melania Trump's double agent Russian collusion political campaign operation, has both of them caught up in the "Purple Alert" [UW DAWGS] plot to crush Rush, etc.
Whereas C.R.U.S.H. is headed up by an overweight guy who smokes cirgars with DANIEL 9 style cutting edge knives in his mouth.
Tim having been tipped off about the secret underground combination when two [annonomous sources] vintage 1960s cars drive by and toss him a top secret copy of my latest 1996 GSR/TWN dossier in a plain 9x12 manila envelope.
Think overnight 24/7 PRIME delivery from SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets 50 SHADES OF GREY.
Not to mention those two hot 29ish sister actors in PRACTICAL MAGIC.
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VIEWER NOTES: I started to watch the no.29 one about Uncle Martian secretly monitoring the secret 1960s rocket launches at AREA 51.
However, somehow my little pinky finger accidently touched something else that took me directly to the next one.
Probably because of that new NETFLIX series about some double crossing Israeli spy who did a real 007 number on the Sodom and Egypt of the 1960s.
Around the same time that LAWERENCE OF ARABIA was showing everywhere at your local 70mm theater.
Whereas C.R.U.S.H. is headed up by an overweight guy who smokes cirgars with DANIEL 9 style cutting edge knives in his mouth.
Tim having been tipped off about the secret underground combination when two [annonomous sources] vintage 1960s cars drive by and toss him a top secret copy of my latest 1996 GSR/TWN dossier in a plain 9x12 manila envelope.
Think overnight 24/7 PRIME delivery from SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets 50 SHADES OF GREY.
Not to mention those two hot 29ish sister actors in PRACTICAL MAGIC.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
VIEWER NOTES: I started to watch the no.29 one about Uncle Martian secretly monitoring the secret 1960s rocket launches at AREA 51.
However, somehow my little pinky finger accidently touched something else that took me directly to the next one.
Probably because of that new NETFLIX series about some double crossing Israeli spy who did a real 007 number on the Sodom and Egypt of the 1960s.
Around the same time that LAWERENCE OF ARABIA was showing everywhere at your local 70mm theater.
Friday, September 6, 2019
WHAT'S your little SECRET?
INSTYLE just posted their latest physical transfiguration cover art works of Jennifer Aniston in time for this Sunday's FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH car show in Edmonds.
Good luck finding an outside cafe table in the round.
Not to mention finding a reasonably priced real estate deal there for at least the next five years.
Gregory Scott Relf's
2+2 ALFA NEWSLETTER
CRAZY CLOWN NOTES: That crazy "for sale buy owner" dude at the EMERALD PALACE has been inspired by God to act as a place holder.
Per that famous Bible verse about there being a season to sell, and not sell, and a season to buy, and not buy.
PS SANDY: Every unit at the EMERALD PALACE includes two underground parking spaces.
I.e. one for my vintage 89 German 4x4. And one for my vintage 12' wood rowboat on a trailer.
Good luck finding an outside cafe table in the round.
Not to mention finding a reasonably priced real estate deal there for at least the next five years.
Gregory Scott Relf's
2+2 ALFA NEWSLETTER
CRAZY CLOWN NOTES: That crazy "for sale buy owner" dude at the EMERALD PALACE has been inspired by God to act as a place holder.
Per that famous Bible verse about there being a season to sell, and not sell, and a season to buy, and not buy.
PS SANDY: Every unit at the EMERALD PALACE includes two underground parking spaces.
I.e. one for my vintage 89 German 4x4. And one for my vintage 12' wood rowboat on a trailer.
MY SECRET TAKE
The TRUTH AQUATICS boat that went up in a blaze of glory on Labor Day was owned and operated by a devote Christian family.
Whose three scuba fantasy boats are named VISION, TRUTH, and CONCEPTION.
In confirmation of THE ORACLE book coming out the next day.
Written by a messianic Jew who still does not understand that the new one world order 666 beast of the sea is defined by today's Labor Party politics of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11:11, etc. etc.
Whereas, the 50 year Jubillee return to liberty is what PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is all about; before and after the 42 months of Christian persecution in REVELATION 11.
And the number 34 is a BM thing.
Ergo, so many God fearing people have been accidently glancing at the clock at exactly 11:11 for the past 50 years or so.
For the two sticks of Judah and Ephraim in EZEKIEL 37.
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11:11 NEWSLETTER
WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXT NOTES: This Sunday will be a day to celebrate the upcoming physical transfiguration in Edmonds.
PS TROX: The name of that amazing physically transfigurated Bruce Willis look alike bus driver in Edmonds is Larry Johnson. I'll cover the cost of his two will call tickets.
In fact, right after the dude picked me up Thursday, some black chick sitting in the back of the bus shouted into her white APPLE ear piece, "WHERE ARE YOU?" Exactly when an older black GMC 4x4 passed us bearing '...319' platters.
I shit you not.
PS 2BC 80: Several of my rich wives are gathering together various properties in Ed Town in order to organize ourselves into a preliminary staging place.
Don't worry, we have no plans whatesoever to start up our own credit union, or our own school of prophets, much less our own church.
Buying out that little white church next to RICK STEVES EUROPE is just a social club type La Cosa Nostra front thing, like in THE FRESHMAN meets DON JUAN DE MARCO.
Kind of like that 1980s converted church disco scene in those two crazy FATAL ATTRACTION meets BASIC INSTINCT movie trailers.
Hey, a guy has to start somewhere in this crazy life.
EPISODE 65 NOTES: Uncle Martian's converted sawdust 2x4 lumber boards represent the descendants of Abraham who are as numerous as the dust of the earth.
In confirmation of Edmonds, Washington being a major wood mill town that made most of the Douglas Fir lumber stock for the homes in Seattle.
PS NYT ER ALL: STARBUCKS stopped selling your fake newspapers because of the cheap way that you treated Mr Schultz.
You Jew me, I Jew you.
Whose three scuba fantasy boats are named VISION, TRUTH, and CONCEPTION.
In confirmation of THE ORACLE book coming out the next day.
Written by a messianic Jew who still does not understand that the new one world order 666 beast of the sea is defined by today's Labor Party politics of Sodom and Egypt in REVELATION 11:11, etc. etc.
Whereas, the 50 year Jubillee return to liberty is what PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP is all about; before and after the 42 months of Christian persecution in REVELATION 11.
And the number 34 is a BM thing.
Ergo, so many God fearing people have been accidently glancing at the clock at exactly 11:11 for the past 50 years or so.
For the two sticks of Judah and Ephraim in EZEKIEL 37.
Gregory Scott Relf's
11:11 NEWSLETTER
WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXT NOTES: This Sunday will be a day to celebrate the upcoming physical transfiguration in Edmonds.
PS TROX: The name of that amazing physically transfigurated Bruce Willis look alike bus driver in Edmonds is Larry Johnson. I'll cover the cost of his two will call tickets.
In fact, right after the dude picked me up Thursday, some black chick sitting in the back of the bus shouted into her white APPLE ear piece, "WHERE ARE YOU?" Exactly when an older black GMC 4x4 passed us bearing '...319' platters.
I shit you not.
PS 2BC 80: Several of my rich wives are gathering together various properties in Ed Town in order to organize ourselves into a preliminary staging place.
Don't worry, we have no plans whatesoever to start up our own credit union, or our own school of prophets, much less our own church.
Buying out that little white church next to RICK STEVES EUROPE is just a social club type La Cosa Nostra front thing, like in THE FRESHMAN meets DON JUAN DE MARCO.
Kind of like that 1980s converted church disco scene in those two crazy FATAL ATTRACTION meets BASIC INSTINCT movie trailers.
Hey, a guy has to start somewhere in this crazy life.
EPISODE 65 NOTES: Uncle Martian's converted sawdust 2x4 lumber boards represent the descendants of Abraham who are as numerous as the dust of the earth.
In confirmation of Edmonds, Washington being a major wood mill town that made most of the Douglas Fir lumber stock for the homes in Seattle.
PS NYT ER ALL: STARBUCKS stopped selling your fake newspapers because of the cheap way that you treated Mr Schultz.
You Jew me, I Jew you.
Thursday, September 5, 2019
MY SERCET CELEBRATION
After several failed attempts, that French brand documentary about Ives Saint Laurent is finally coming out of the dark closet and into the light of day.
Featuring that look alike man hiding behind the scenes in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets INLAND EMPIRE.
"Dick Laurent is dead." LOST HIGHWAY 410 meets TWIN PEAKS I-90.
Poland being the European flyfishing equivalant to America's Montana and Oregon; not to mention Idaho.
Personally, I prefer the western coastal creeks of Washington State and British Columbia.
Not a big fan of catch and release.
Not to mention global one world order climate fascism.
You want to do something about the changing weather?
Start with changing your own behavior.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CC: Your midnight radio shows are starting to get a little bit too predictable, read boring.
How about an interview then with that popular polygamist mormon microbrew pub and pizzeria owner in Saint George, Utah, Washington County?
"All news is local..." yada yada.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Let's have some fun and play pretend with the kiddies for a couple two three years.
We can always get more serious about things, and start acting more like adults in the next 50 years of so.
"Time is on my side, yes it is." THE ROLLING STONES, 1964.
"Oh my gentleman Jesus!" AP:II
Featuring that look alike man hiding behind the scenes in MULHOLLAND DRIVE meets INLAND EMPIRE.
"Dick Laurent is dead." LOST HIGHWAY 410 meets TWIN PEAKS I-90.
Poland being the European flyfishing equivalant to America's Montana and Oregon; not to mention Idaho.
Personally, I prefer the western coastal creeks of Washington State and British Columbia.
Not a big fan of catch and release.
Not to mention global one world order climate fascism.
You want to do something about the changing weather?
Start with changing your own behavior.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS CC: Your midnight radio shows are starting to get a little bit too predictable, read boring.
How about an interview then with that popular polygamist mormon microbrew pub and pizzeria owner in Saint George, Utah, Washington County?
"All news is local..." yada yada.
PS TAYLOR SWIFT: Let's have some fun and play pretend with the kiddies for a couple two three years.
We can always get more serious about things, and start acting more like adults in the next 50 years of so.
"Time is on my side, yes it is." THE ROLLING STONES, 1964.
"Oh my gentleman Jesus!" AP:II
MY SECRET MESS
God has caused Debra Messing to become such an emotionally exhausted mess in the past 3+ years so that she could be seen role playing the part of Madonna in JUSTIFY MY LOVE, circa 2020.
Talk about having too much sex, talent and -50% free money too soon in BLACKBALL meets THE FRONT.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Montana, a very grown up Ms Cyrus has posted a video clip of her recent MTV show performance that ends with the one mighty and strong line, "...you bet your balls."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BALLS NEWSLETTER
PERSONAL TIME NOTES: Recently the devil himself has been tempting me to stick a paper Hamilton into the 666 lottery robot ATM [free money] slot machine at QFC.
But I'm on to him by now.
Because I'd probably hit the 777 jackpot, and get just enough to walk over to that cut rate German Nazi dentist in MARATHON MAN etc. and get a couple much needed implants.
Not gonna take the bait on that one.
With a shop front window sign that says, "Walk-ins are welcome." Plus, all of those dead 1970s BMWs sitting in his parking lot...
On the other hand, he just might be the epitomy of quality German engineering.
You know me, I don't care about any polite society type service with a smile, yada yada.
I only care about what's on the plate.
Even if I have to wait.
Talk about having too much sex, talent and -50% free money too soon in BLACKBALL meets THE FRONT.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch in Montana, a very grown up Ms Cyrus has posted a video clip of her recent MTV show performance that ends with the one mighty and strong line, "...you bet your balls."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO BALLS NEWSLETTER
PERSONAL TIME NOTES: Recently the devil himself has been tempting me to stick a paper Hamilton into the 666 lottery robot ATM [free money] slot machine at QFC.
But I'm on to him by now.
Because I'd probably hit the 777 jackpot, and get just enough to walk over to that cut rate German Nazi dentist in MARATHON MAN etc. and get a couple much needed implants.
Not gonna take the bait on that one.
With a shop front window sign that says, "Walk-ins are welcome." Plus, all of those dead 1970s BMWs sitting in his parking lot...
On the other hand, he just might be the epitomy of quality German engineering.
You know me, I don't care about any polite society type service with a smile, yada yada.
I only care about what's on the plate.
Even if I have to wait.
Wednesday, September 4, 2019
MY FINAL SOLUTION SECRET
"I've got to find a more permanent solution." says Uncle Martian in no.65.
Before he enlists his "tempermental" cast of vasilating and unpredictable CATS movie to assist him in the restoration of his old mother's neglected House of Israel in JEREMIAH [31] JOHNSON meets DOWNHILL RACER.
Not to mention BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID meets BLAZZING SADDLES.
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COAST TO COAST LISTERNER NOTES: The USA has 50 states.
The freedom Jubillee year happens every 50 years.
The ten virgins prophecy is a 50/50 thing.
The abomination of desolation in DANIEL comes from America's 50th state.
Ergo, no Obama, no new warning trumpet POTUS.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP wants to make Greenland the [GSR-TWN] no. 51st state in his second term.
Jerusalem is, and always will be, the capital of Judah.
Whereas America is the future Germanic I-35 Zion of Israel, from southern Texas to northern Minnesota, even the divided holy city in REVELATION 16 meets DC 57.
The Royal House of England being about 50% German.
And the German language being about 50% phonetic Hebrew.
And English is about 50% French norman.
Before he enlists his "tempermental" cast of vasilating and unpredictable CATS movie to assist him in the restoration of his old mother's neglected House of Israel in JEREMIAH [31] JOHNSON meets DOWNHILL RACER.
Not to mention BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID meets BLAZZING SADDLES.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
COAST TO COAST LISTERNER NOTES: The USA has 50 states.
The freedom Jubillee year happens every 50 years.
The ten virgins prophecy is a 50/50 thing.
The abomination of desolation in DANIEL comes from America's 50th state.
Ergo, no Obama, no new warning trumpet POTUS.
PRESIDENT FOR LIFE DONALD TRUMP wants to make Greenland the [GSR-TWN] no. 51st state in his second term.
Jerusalem is, and always will be, the capital of Judah.
Whereas America is the future Germanic I-35 Zion of Israel, from southern Texas to northern Minnesota, even the divided holy city in REVELATION 16 meets DC 57.
The Royal House of England being about 50% German.
And the German language being about 50% phonetic Hebrew.
And English is about 50% French norman.
MY SECRET MOJO
Just when they thought that I was going crazy, a new backfiring German motorbike movie trailer called JOJO RABBIT, co-starring Scarlett Johansson, has come out about how we were fighting for the wrong side in WW II.
Now that America is starting to take a new and more positive look at socialism.
HELLO Octoberfest 2019, Levenworth, Washington.
It's been a long time.
Where now there are even a few nice French Alsace-Lorraine restaurants in the area that serve a descent trout alondine and a platter of fresh cooked cabbage on top of boiled potatoes, liver sausages and thick cut Canadian bacon.
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NEWER READER NOTE: Yours truly plays the ace hero Austin Powers, the antihero Dr.Evil, and the "big brown" UPS delivery man amazon.com asshole, metaphorically named 'Fat Bastard' in the three postal 1260 days AP series.
"Once you've had fat, you never go back." AP:II
Ergo, "My wife liked me better when I was fat." Chad Harkom, 2018; before he lost almost 100 lbs during his 12 months stay at some 666 Medicare hospital.
Now that America is starting to take a new and more positive look at socialism.
HELLO Octoberfest 2019, Levenworth, Washington.
It's been a long time.
Where now there are even a few nice French Alsace-Lorraine restaurants in the area that serve a descent trout alondine and a platter of fresh cooked cabbage on top of boiled potatoes, liver sausages and thick cut Canadian bacon.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
NEWER READER NOTE: Yours truly plays the ace hero Austin Powers, the antihero Dr.Evil, and the "big brown" UPS delivery man amazon.com asshole, metaphorically named 'Fat Bastard' in the three postal 1260 days AP series.
"Once you've had fat, you never go back." AP:II
Ergo, "My wife liked me better when I was fat." Chad Harkom, 2018; before he lost almost 100 lbs during his 12 months stay at some 666 Medicare hospital.
Tuesday, September 3, 2019
MY SECRET ASS/ASSIN
Reportedly, that terrible white German Odessa, Texas assassin named Ator [rhymes with Hitler] was a real midnight radio cowboy.
Who was living it up at the PeppertreePlace apts. in reference to my stainless 211 salt&pepper shaker at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS' actors rehearsal space on Dayton.
Where for the past three plus years [42 months] there was a steady stream of women going in and out of HIS place after midnight.
His other living space being some strange looking steel love shack outside of I-35 Wacko, Texas.
Talk about all those beautiful tall blond German amazon.com girls from Brazil in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL in Pennsylvania, USA, 2020.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO AT A TIME NEWSLETTER
REDS NOTES: The old 666 red scare of the 1950-60s has now been replaced by the new 666 black scare of the 2020s.
Paranoid is as paranoid does.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The racist shooter in Odessa went into action on I-20 in confirmation of the crazy ORACLE author accepting Jesus on a 7 mountains top [1290 days] alter of Satan on his 20th birthday.
After his PINTO was prophetically crushed at the train tracks crossing in Ed Town, Washington, circa 2020.
Who was living it up at the PeppertreePlace apts. in reference to my stainless 211 salt&pepper shaker at THE DRIFTWOOD PLAYERS' actors rehearsal space on Dayton.
Where for the past three plus years [42 months] there was a steady stream of women going in and out of HIS place after midnight.
His other living space being some strange looking steel love shack outside of I-35 Wacko, Texas.
Talk about all those beautiful tall blond German amazon.com girls from Brazil in KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN meets THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL in Pennsylvania, USA, 2020.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO AT A TIME NEWSLETTER
REDS NOTES: The old 666 red scare of the 1950-60s has now been replaced by the new 666 black scare of the 2020s.
Paranoid is as paranoid does.
BIBLE STUDY NOTES: The racist shooter in Odessa went into action on I-20 in confirmation of the crazy ORACLE author accepting Jesus on a 7 mountains top [1290 days] alter of Satan on his 20th birthday.
After his PINTO was prophetically crushed at the train tracks crossing in Ed Town, Washington, circa 2020.
MY SECRET HERO ACE HARDWARE SANDWICH WITH MEAT BALLS
Jude Law's new HBO series trailer has him parading around the beach in Ed Town wearing that same white baby diaper in the MY FAVORITE MARTIAN tv series episode 64.
I must admit that it is rather strange that such a sexy little beach town like Edmonds has no bikini volleyball sand courts.
Especially since the place is practically overrun by tall 6' blonds with extreme athletic hard bodies.
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I must admit that it is rather strange that such a sexy little beach town like Edmonds has no bikini volleyball sand courts.
Especially since the place is practically overrun by tall 6' blonds with extreme athletic hard bodies.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
Monday, September 2, 2019
MY SECRET DIFFERENCE
All of those FANTASY ISLAND divers had to drown out in the REV.13 sea off Concepition Bay, around 3:30, because at that very same time, 710 KIRO [Egypt] was replaying their COAST TO COAST interview of the Jewish author of THE ORACLE.
Who still is thinking too much like a brand name christian, and not enough like an independent never Mitt Romney mormon.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS GEORGE NOORY: Why not just go straight to no.1 and do a more serious live radio interview of Rush Limbaugh?
You could always do an interview of no.2 in the next day or so.
Just to lighten things up a bit.
By the by; the upcoming physical transfiguration of returned youth lasts for about 50 years or so, relatively speaking.
Meanwhile, keep it a bit more real with an interview of that emotionally burn out Ed Town cop who penned NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO CRAZY.
Who still is thinking too much like a brand name christian, and not enough like an independent never Mitt Romney mormon.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS GEORGE NOORY: Why not just go straight to no.1 and do a more serious live radio interview of Rush Limbaugh?
You could always do an interview of no.2 in the next day or so.
Just to lighten things up a bit.
By the by; the upcoming physical transfiguration of returned youth lasts for about 50 years or so, relatively speaking.
Meanwhile, keep it a bit more real with an interview of that emotionally burn out Ed Town cop who penned NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO CRAZY.
MY SECRET PBJ
The trailer for THE PEANUT BUTTER FALCON is based upon my sailboat sculpture near the Kingston ferry in Edmonds.
Which is what happens when you make your PBJs using white bread instead of whole wheat bread.
Ergo, that limestone kitchen shop over from the village Fountain of youth at no.104, called THE WOODEN SPOON.
"Garbage in, garbage out..." Paul Allen, co-founder of MICROFT.
Wheras that Texas toast bipolar shooter in THE ODESSA FILE was named Seth Ator, from Lorena, Texas; one stop north of Bruceville-Eddy; one stop east of McGregor; just this side of crazy.
In confirmation of the bad actor just losing his trucker gig because of things like THE STRANGER's last "Keep on truckin" cover.
"He was a very mobile shooter..."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO CRIME WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MAYOR EARLING: We are going to buy out that little historic white church next to RICK STEVES EUROPE and turn it into a private non denominational sunday school.
NEW READERS: My royal sire us pet rock cock is a 104 big ones thing.
Circa all of those cheap limited edition PICASO rip offs on the walls in MY FAVO MARTIAN.
PS JIM CARRRREY: This upcoming 9.23 is for you baby! [9.24 Jerusalem time.]
See ya on the [condo] flip side.
PS SANDY: Yesterday's 2.5 on the south side of Lopez Island was an investment tip from the Greek island gods of real estate in my original MAMA MIA movie trailer.
Telling you personally that it is still not too late to buy out the Brand's secret pirate cove property.
Hey, why pay for the whole cow when you can get the milk for free?
And if you really and truly feel that Pierce Brosnan is supposed to be your future ten virgins groom, rather than me, whatever, that's cool.
One for all, and all for one.
Kind of like Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler obviously go together like peanut butter and jam.
And if not right now, perhaps a little later.
Which is what happens when you make your PBJs using white bread instead of whole wheat bread.
Ergo, that limestone kitchen shop over from the village Fountain of youth at no.104, called THE WOODEN SPOON.
"Garbage in, garbage out..." Paul Allen, co-founder of MICROFT.
Wheras that Texas toast bipolar shooter in THE ODESSA FILE was named Seth Ator, from Lorena, Texas; one stop north of Bruceville-Eddy; one stop east of McGregor; just this side of crazy.
In confirmation of the bad actor just losing his trucker gig because of things like THE STRANGER's last "Keep on truckin" cover.
"He was a very mobile shooter..."
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO CRIME WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
PS MAYOR EARLING: We are going to buy out that little historic white church next to RICK STEVES EUROPE and turn it into a private non denominational sunday school.
NEW READERS: My royal sire us pet rock cock is a 104 big ones thing.
Circa all of those cheap limited edition PICASO rip offs on the walls in MY FAVO MARTIAN.
PS JIM CARRRREY: This upcoming 9.23 is for you baby! [9.24 Jerusalem time.]
See ya on the [condo] flip side.
PS SANDY: Yesterday's 2.5 on the south side of Lopez Island was an investment tip from the Greek island gods of real estate in my original MAMA MIA movie trailer.
Telling you personally that it is still not too late to buy out the Brand's secret pirate cove property.
Hey, why pay for the whole cow when you can get the milk for free?
And if you really and truly feel that Pierce Brosnan is supposed to be your future ten virgins groom, rather than me, whatever, that's cool.
One for all, and all for one.
Kind of like Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler obviously go together like peanut butter and jam.
And if not right now, perhaps a little later.
Sunday, September 1, 2019
MY SECRET JUSTIFICATIONS
Mother Madonna's prophetic JUSTIFY MY LOVE video opens with her emotionally exhausted figure walking down a hallway inside of the EMERALD PALACE in Edmonds, Washington; sometime "next year" according to Michael.
While carrying a very large and heavy suitcase stuffed full of cash money.
Talk about going straight to no.1 when there is nowhere else to go.
Sometimes, a girl just has to do what a girl has to do.
Especially since the State of Washington has no income tax.
Welcome home Jennifer Aniston.
The most expensive southwest top floor unit has the best balcony view of the Hwy.101 Olympics.
We're talking at least two big ones here.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INVESTMENT TIPS: They say that real estate investing is all about, "location, location, location..." True enough, but timing, timing, timing... is the cherry on the cake.
"Never be too early, or too late, for the next fashion." Ben Franklin, quoting Uncle Martian.
While carrying a very large and heavy suitcase stuffed full of cash money.
Talk about going straight to no.1 when there is nowhere else to go.
Sometimes, a girl just has to do what a girl has to do.
Especially since the State of Washington has no income tax.
Welcome home Jennifer Aniston.
The most expensive southwest top floor unit has the best balcony view of the Hwy.101 Olympics.
We're talking at least two big ones here.
Gregory Scott Relf's
TWO WITNESSES NEWSLETTER
INVESTMENT TIPS: They say that real estate investing is all about, "location, location, location..." True enough, but timing, timing, timing... is the cherry on the cake.
"Never be too early, or too late, for the next fashion." Ben Franklin, quoting Uncle Martian.
MY SECRET JOKE
Dozens of millennial electronic beatnicks got hurt at the EMERALD CITY's annual BUMPSHOOT when the 4' "green stage" wall bumper fell down on them.
It happening directly underneith Dr Evil's headquarters high atop the SPACE NEEDLE.
Since J WOLF himself was mixing it up on stage at the same time.
And my latest FAB 4 post was also on a roll.
Where 'The King's favorite all time 1963 [666] movie trailer called IT HAPPENED AT THE WORLDS FAIR happened in King County of course...
Bingo.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS STRANGER: The big idea in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN no.64 is that Donald Trump's supporters are so strange and odd to the paranoid swamp dweller Mr Brennan, that they almost look like aliens from the red scare planet.
It happening directly underneith Dr Evil's headquarters high atop the SPACE NEEDLE.
Since J WOLF himself was mixing it up on stage at the same time.
And my latest FAB 4 post was also on a roll.
Where 'The King's favorite all time 1963 [666] movie trailer called IT HAPPENED AT THE WORLDS FAIR happened in King County of course...
Bingo.
Gregory Scott Relf's
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PS STRANGER: The big idea in MY FAVORITE MARTIAN no.64 is that Donald Trump's supporters are so strange and odd to the paranoid swamp dweller Mr Brennan, that they almost look like aliens from the red scare planet.
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